135,499 words and counting.
My editor has been asking me for a synopsis for ages now. They need it so that they can send it to sites like Amazon, so they can put it up to inform people what it is they'll be buying. I took a few minutes today to write it, and before I go to bed tonight, I figured my Minions deserved to see it first.
Last Stand of Dead Men:
War has finally come.
But it's not a war between good and evil, or light and dark- it's a war between Sanctuaries. For too long now, the Irish Sanctuary has teetered on the brink of world-ending disaster, and the other Sanctuaries around the world have had enough. Allies turn to enemies, friends turn to foes, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're going to have any chance at all of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making.
But while this war is only beginning, another war rages within Valkyrie herself. Her own dark side, the insanely powerful being known as Darquesse, is on the verge of rising to the surface. And if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, then Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it.
Friday, April 26, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 3001 – 3200 of 4918 Newer› Newest»I love your proper synopsis!
Ahhhh, apparently I am very tired. Must be that run.
Byebye, *waves*
I scared everyone else away. I'm sorry...
Apart from leni. Who just left.
Lol true! Sigh.
Hi!
*grins*
Thanks. xD
@Ieni: Rest, and rest well! :) *hugs* Bye~
*laughs*
Or maybe they're all just in distant-ness and disappearing-ness and stuff-ness? :P
What's Jeckl and hyde about?
It's a musical but eh here
Basically Henry Jekyll is trying to help his father it's the 1800's and to us his father has a mental illness so Jekyll creates a drug to help the illness except the board for the hospital says no to him using it so Jekyll uses it on himself spliting his soul between himself and Edward Hyde a killer. It's basically all about Jekyll'a struggle to contain Hyde while keeping the dark secret from friends and his fiance
*laughs*
I like these songs. :)
@Edward: I'm not actually sure. It keeps cropping up in places, and I've been wanted to look into it.
I'm fairly sure it has something to do with a 'split personality' of sorts, in effect, though. :)
@Zaf: Oh? Thanks. :) I thought it was originally a novella, or something, though? Sounds good, anyway. The sort of story I'd like. Not a HUGE fan of musicals, though.
Also: Hey Zaf!
Hi Star!
Wow. Jeckll and Hyde is certainly different to most musicals I've seen.
Aha!
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Robert Louis Stevenson.
iBooks.
Free.
I have 103 pages of late 1800s' literature to read tonight. Yay! :)
I read it and the book is different from musical
Have fun! I have too many books to read possibly think of getting any more.
So um bye. I'm taking my digital alcohol until next time,so this is your last chance to get some. *looks around*
I'll just leave some here. *puts a few bottles on the floor, then dissapears in a puff of purple smoke, taking the wheelbarrow with him*
@Zaf: I haven't seen the musical, so I wouldn't know. It wouldn't surprise me if there were differences, though.
To be honest, there are very few musicals which I have seen...
*laughs* :)
Aw, Bye, Edward!
Waiting for LSOTDM is killing me. I hope you know that, and I hope you hurry up because you hate to see a Minion in distress. So, Derek, please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please hurry up. Because you love us all?
@Monster: Uh, actually, Derek points and laughs at minions in distress.
Otherwise, I concur.
Except, not TOO quick, because I still have to get hold of and consume (read) KOTW, first. :3
*nods* why must my Sunday be taken?
Sorry - I've gotta go. :/
I require sleep, and reading.
I'm considering putting the book I started yesterday on hold to read The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Actually, I don't think I can let myself do that. Jekyll and Hyde will just have to wait. :3
But, uh- Point? Point? What's the point? Oh, yes-
Bye! *waves*
omygosh...
i just spent an hour on violin and I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN THIS SONG WITHOUT ANY MISTAKES!!! UUUGGGGHHHH
Hello, anyone who is here.
Hello, maybe, Niccolo
HELLO
Hello, Death and Jubilance, if you're still here. Apologies for my sudden absence. How are the two of you feeling?
COCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *un-dodgeablesupermegatacklehugofdoom*
hi.
I'm goood :) This violin piece is really annoying though... IT'S NOT EVEN THAT HARD!
Another ten-minute break.
Hello?
Fabienne! It is lovely to see you. You haven't been around much recently, have you? Are you all right?
I apologize about your violin, Jubilance.
Hello Jubi, C.
[Shrugs] There's a lot going on at the moment.
FABI!!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
and THANKS COCO!
wbd... trying to complete this song with out any mistakes...
Well, best of luck to you. I do hope it ends up all right for you.
Good luck Jubi!
Violin-lin-lin, violin-lin-lin, violin-lin-lin
Oh
Violin-lin-lin, violin-lin-lin, violin-lin-lin
Oh
Hippo, hippo, hippo, hippo, hippo, hippo, hippo...
My time here is technically up...as of a whole ago now. Still here for now, but msd.
*Sighs* It's not going very well
Hi fellow violin player! KEEP TRYING!
Hippo hippo hippo hippo. :)
I'm new here, and i'll try to post more often... Is Elder Zafira here?
[hugs Jubi]
You'll get it. :-)
Welcome, Arratay. No, Zafria is not here at the moment, but it's likely that she'll be here later. She usually is.
Hello Arratay. :-)
No, I don't think so.
ok. How are u doing? lame question, i know.... :P
ARRATAY!!!!!!!!
hi.
uugghh my arm hurts....
I'm gonna take a brake
And now I really have to go... :-(
Sorry! Bye!
Hopefully see you soon!
Ugh, Fabi, stop procrastinating!
ugh gtg now :( DINNER
g2g for now. bye!!!! nice meeting you(metaphorically, cause i don't really know anything about u)... bye!
BYE ARRATAY!!!! IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU TOOOO :)
I'm back now btw...
Oh, lovely. I'm still here, just distant. So, what have you been getting up to lately?
I come on and the person who wants me goes
Ummmmmmmm
Violin.
I've actually never taken it this seriously before.... :-/ I just REALLY wanna play this song for the recital in 3 weeks...
and I'm probably not gonna be able to :(
UNLESS I GET THIS PERFECT.
but right now, my chances aren't looking too good
:-/
Sooo yeah.
HOW ABOUT YOU COCO?
ZAF!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
AAH
hi!
Bleh now I wonder why I was wanted!!!!! Knowing my luck now I'll never know
DAMN YOU IPOD
Lonliness....
I feel bad now I mightnt be able to help the person who wanted me :(
I'm sure that they'll be back Zaf ^^
I hope so I feel bad :/
Aww it's ok :) *Hugs Zaf*
*hugs*
Hmmm....
I need to explode stuff
You shouldn't feel poorly- it's hardly your fault. I'm sure they'll be back later.
Meh I hope
Wow Niccolo you are being nice! Maybe you aren't too bad of a guy...
*takes deep breath* I wouldn't say that. Especially not you, of all people. The fact that I show kindness once in a blue moon does not erase the horrors I create the rest of the time.
Niccolo I know you are bad but maybe I am wrong to hate you. I'm sorry.
okay, i just want to have a bit of a rant,
Derek, WHY DON"T YOU COME TO TASSIE ON YOUR DOWN UNDER TOURS????????????????? i am a huge fan, yet i cant get any books signed because i live in tasmania, where you never come. WHY? it's lovely here,
full of lovely people and lovely weather, but you still never take the time to visit.
shame on you
okay, im done
O.o
No, you're not wrong to hate me. Far from it. Only the foolishness of a child would be willing to forgive as many crimes as mine, simply because every now and then I have a good moment.
and now, a bit from the wonderful, magical short story i'm trying to write:
If people could see her, they would think she was flying. But that wasn’t what she was doing. She could feel the air pressure around her, feel the different currants breaking in front of her, then re-forming in her wake. No, she wasn’t flying. She was controlling the air, making it carry her. Ivy grabbed at the air, pushed it away, propelling herself forward.
guess who inspired it.
YES!! YES!!! I DID IT!! I DID IT!! :D:D:D:D:D *bounces around like and insane lollipop*
Niccolo stop thinking of your crimes. If as Grand Mage I'm willing to help you I'd be glad. If they ever catch you I can stop you from dying.
*sighs*
Whats the point with you Niccolo? You want New York maybe you should take it I'm screwed if you go near
oh, i didn't sa my usual greeting, HIA ALL
HI!!!
okay, so whats up in blog land? anything good?
oh, and who read my short story snippet? did you like it?
Well I'm exploding stuff per usual and waiting to get killed in LSODM because my instinct tells me Derek killed me off
O.o.... i feel bad for you...
being dead can't be very pleasant...
Yeah ah well if I die it's gonna be good
yep.
Thats about the only comfort I get for LSODM xD
Omg I hope my book arrives tomorrow!!!
NJ sent me a signed copy of TMS
hmm.... writing a parody for "just dance"... harder than i first thought
:O not fair! i want a signed copy of ALL the books...
as you more then likely saw in my rant, Derek never ventures to tassie
Lol! I only have as of right now TMS signed and somewhere between Ireland and my hoise and I also am getting Scepter of The Ancients signed if it ever gets to Derek I'm convinced he lost it
:'(...
really, i only own TMS, but meh bro has all the books, so...
Though I probably wont have another one signed because I live in America so I'm cool with 2 signed I figure any more I'm pretty damn lucky
sigh... can't wait for sunday... New doctor who is on
Sunday? Mine is on Saturday! Oh are you in OZ or NZ?
i am really getting sick of the awkward silence that seems to follow me around
oz
See, what I can't understand is why you keep offering to help your biggest threat. I honestly don't mean to pat myself in the back with that, but from an objective perspective, that's what I am right now. For all you know, Mevolent could be raising the Faceless Ones right now, and you'd still be chasing me around the country as I laid waste to countless cities. And it'll be difficult to kill me, but trying to help me just increases that difficulty tenfold, at least. It is in the best interest of not only your country, but the world as a whole, to simply have me gone.
Aussie!! Lol I live in America as I said before so we get it 8pm on BBC America
*ahm* niccolo, zaf, just, please, end whatever is going on with you two. really.
i kinda feel like a third wheel in a fight
Niccolo I give up killing you I was tortured by you and I swear if you make me miscarry I will find someway of letting Justaria kill you and she is NOT someone to mess with.
(To those reading this me as my own self am not pregnant my character in the Mevolent Collaboration is though
which, i guess, i am
you forgot the bract on the end
Lonelysnow dont worry lol Niccolo and I are in MC so we're actually arguing over somethig to do with the plot of it so its not really us arguing we get along fine out of character but in character we dont
i know, just... well, it's getting REALLY annoying, feeling like i am, well, intruding on something
OMG MAY 2nd is the day Bellatrix was killed at the Battle of Hogwarts!
!!!!
can't wait for may the 4th, having a star-wars marathon on ABC
Apologies. I swear, I try to keep these normal, but somehow we always end up arguing over the same thing.
Yeah we do lol
*tackles Coco*
But Coco here is a good boy RIGHT?
*grins wildly* my nick name at school is Power Ranger... apparently because i type fast.
GO GO POWER RANGERS
g2g, bye
Bye!
*stares* Sure... How should I be reacting to this?
What do the Power Rangers have to do with typing? I apologize if there is an obvious link- I haven't seen it before.
Oh, a
Right then. Goodbye, lonelysnow.
Coco
*kicks in groin*
THATS FOR MY HAIR
Sorry Coco I gotta go to bed now tis a early tomorrow
Well... Right then... *sighs* Goodnight, Zafria.
I DIID IIITTTT!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
aaand no one's here
NO ONE'S HERE TO CELEBRATE MY VICTORY! D:
Still no one...?
REALLY?
I just made Amanda sit through me singing a Barbie movie song
What is wrong with me
*laughs* I honestly don't know, Val xD
Maybe it's because I had to bike three miles today in gym class. Or the fact that I did 30 something pushups. Or that I had a three freaking hour gym class of torture.
And... I am in Mr. Tod's class... Who I was stalking... He keeps throwing weird looks at me...
[Sings]
Playground school bell rings again
Rain clouds come to play again
Has no one told you she's not breathing?
Hello, I'm your mind giving you someone to talk to
Hello
If I smile and don't believe
Soon I know I'll wake from this dream
Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken
Hello, I'm the lie living for you so you can hide
Don't cry
Suddenly I know I'm not sleeping
Hello, I'm still here, all that's left of yesterday...
Anyway, yeah, hi. Msd, but here. :-)
Hey Fab!
I'm still here...
Now I'm not, night!
In Textiles we've had three weeks to do a project that's in for tomorrow . . .
Naturally, I haven't started it yet.
We have to pick an artist or culture to research. I haven't got one . . .
I do art. *points at profile picture* Can't I pick myself? *mutters*
OMGG, I could design such a cool design for the thingy on the thingy . . . *starry eyes*
. . . If I could do that thingy on the thingy and do the thingy. -_-
OMGG, right. :)
I could do the culture of IT'S BLUE! *dances*
. . . Wait, not sure that exists. D:
WTH? IT DOES TOO EXIST. WE ARE A CULTURE WHO SAY IT'S BLUE COZ IT'S BLUE AND IT'S BLUE AND YEAH AND YEAH! :)
STARR
Hi guys!
FLAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN . . .
*pauses*
I can't remember.
But hi. :)
HI BRAD! :)
Hey guys.
Anyone seen any new Irish Bloglandians one of my school friends came on but he forgot to tell me his username.
I've been trying to find his blog but no luck.
I saw a new minion (well, saw the comments of one) but not seen whether they were Irish or not.
Hey Eden!
*releasises I'm drawing all over a page in my planner that It's Blue is a culture* *hurridly stops*
ATTENTION ALL DEAD REAPERS. THERE IS A NEW POST TO DISCUSS CHARACTERS.
Thanks Flame.
Howya?
Yes Dragona, I have posted my charcter for now there might be more...
Hiii!
Hi Brave!
Hey Brave.
Question.
What is Dead reapers?
Hiiiii
Its collab that i know nothing about.
Oh jaysus a ded.
What to ded to ?
What to ded to?
Well look at the blog.
I am extremely confused.
DED TO IT'S BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or to Cecily. *nods*
Or BUBBLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Owwwww ok owwww i got punched in the bloody arm
I ded to the fact that I am The Lord of SP fans in my school as I will be in book eight.
To blue and Cecily
And BUBBLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
I ded to the fact that I am The Lord of SP fans in my school as I will be in book eight.
To blue and Cecily
And BUBBLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
I ded to the fact that I am The Lord of SP fans in my school as I will be in book eight.
To blue and Cecily
And BUBBLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
I ded to the fact that I am The Lord of SP fans in my school as I will be in book eight.
To blue and Cecily
And BUBBLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
Sorry mouse key was stuck.
Anyhoo,
*hugs Eden* THANK YOU. :)
*eats Cecily*
Cecily isn't anyone, btw. She's a nonexistant person who eats stuff and must be eaten.
. . . No, it makes no sense to me neither. XD
Hi.....Ameriminion in paaaaain
*hugs Zaf* You okay? :/
Eden, i'm the lord of SP fans in my school too!
well i have a partner aswell. she rules them too. She aint on this blog cause she dosen't have an email.
Her Taken name is
Pheonix Blue
I got punched in the arm
Now I see why you don't freeze mars bars the fudge part. Becomes rock hard.
So Eden! Hi.
I rule alone with a skeletal fist.
Only like two people at my school know I've read SP and they've only heard it vaguely mentioned . . . :/
I'm not really into things at school. I'm not really me at school all that much. :P
They payed attention when I mentioned Disturbed, though . . . *nods thoughtfully*
That being music. My friend's been having a go at me for years for not being into any music. :P
So two of my friends looked DIsturbed up and they both hated them. *scowls*
Y'know, I bet the first search results will've been Down With The Sickness and Indestructible and Asylum and stuff like that. I'm sure if they listened to other songs they'd've liked them more. Some of DIsturbed's songs you can't NOT like whether you like the music or not, in my opinion. It's not my fault the most popular songs aren't very multi-genre-friendly.
But just ignore me. :)
Hi.
Im in science class
I tried coming on Blogland when we had a computers class in music but it was blocked.
Mine isnt xD
I have access to a computer at school almsot every day (my form room is a computer room, wooh) but Blogland is blocked on the school computers . . . D:
Ugh. need to talk to Dragona.
Dear Derek
I know you probaly wont read this but if you do I want you to know that you have made by worst day better and my best day better.
Thank you so much,
William Gibson
How do you delete blogs?
What is Dead reapers?
*bangs skeletal fist*
I GOT A 1D CAKE FOR MY CONFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*is not here*
@Brave: Go onto the dashboard and . . . uh . .. There might be a delete button?
*frowns*
Okay, I don't have a clue. XD
But I've deleted blogs before and I think you do it from your dashboard . ..
@Mara: *hugs* HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!! :)
@Eden: It's a collab. deadreaping.blogspot.com
I did it once it involve going into the settings.
These are times I would ask my good friend google.
Dragona! i need to talk to you!
Ahhh
Thank you.
*puts away skeletal fist*
@Brave: Try talking to him via the Dead Reaping blog?
I wish I could go into a coma . . . -_-
Is there any non-harmful way anyone knows of going into a coma? D:
What is an OC!
Oh now i know. Thanks.
Your character.
so can you make up a fake guy...
*frowns at Brave* Yeah. Duh?
Sorry if I'm not as nice as normal today. :/
Guys, how would you pronounce the name eli.
*pokes Star*
Stop. Today is meant to be a hip-hap-happy day. SO STOP BEING SAD AND BE AWESOME. Because I slapped you with TMS. Therefore, you are always awesome.
*hands slice of cake*
The icing is yummy. Have Zayn's face.
Harry's face was yummy. *giggles*
And Stararar, you can ALWAYS tell me anything. You know that, right? *huggles*
*hugs Mara* You make me smile simply because jepicness. :)
THAT IS JEPICNESS DESERVING OF THE IT'S BLUE AWARD! *awards*
Mara, you are very awesome. Hello.
Dammit, brb. D:
yay i changed my name.
You make me smile! THAT WAS A GAME WE PLAYED IN JUNIOR INFANTS. *smiles*
We had to sit in a circle and pass compliments onto the person beside us. Like, "You make me smile because you tell funny jokes!" or "You make me smile because you share your twistables with me." :)
IT WAS SO FUN
*clutches award* Oh my God, uh, um, I... I don't know what to say! I mean, uh, I didn't, well, expect this! O.O
THANK YOU! LET THEM EAT CAKE! *throws 1D cake around* *runs away*
Naw, I'm not. :P Helloooooooo!
Okay, see you in a few Stararar! *hugs*
*is still not really here*
Oh my gosh. That's such a nice game. :)
That's so nice. It makes me want to cry. :')
@Mara: Now you're making me laugh. :)
I've missed you not being here as much. :(
*grabs 1D cake and eats Niall's face like it's Cecily*
Because my slice had Niall iced on it.
DUHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I just realised.
When I was eating Niall's head, I must have eaten his brain (which was in his head) as well.
Plus, I'm dead. Zath killed me.
I'M A ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. *scary smile*
*unleases fellow zombie upon Blogland* MWAHAHAHAHA. :)
(That was a blgofight cue, btw)
*zombies
It's a zombie ARMY. *nods*
Feeling lonely, Star? :)
Hello?
*wanders through Blogland with fellow zombies, looking for brains to eat*
Tell me what you think of it guys!
@Scáth: KIND OF.
Everyone, like, LEFT. O_O
Hello, anyway. :)
I would eat your brain, but you don't have one. :P
Oh, wait, you do. Sorry, thought you were me for a minute. XD
. . . Did I mention I was lame at joking? XD
@Brave: Why should I? Zombies do not care for trivial things such as names.
If I was human, I would probably think it were cool, but as it is . . . *starts shuffling towards Brave with a hungry look*
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