Thursday, March 7, 2013

World Book Day Yay!

Okay, about to get in the car and drive to Kildare for my event with Alex Barclay, but I was checking my emails and wandered onto the Facebook site and saw this...


I hope Karina Hauge doesn't mind me posting her picture here. I just thought...

... wow...

A signed book to the first Minion who gets Skulduggery tattooed on their FACE!

EDIT

And since posting this I've received one or two messages from young and impressionable Minions who are saving up to do just that...

Don't! It was a JOKE!

Getting a tattoo is a decision that stays with you YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!

The last thing I want is to be in the middle of a signing somewhere and an angry mother hauls her son/daughter up to me and says "Look! Look at my daughter's face!"

I'll nod and smile politely, because I am a polite person, and I will say something along the lines of, "What a lovely young lady she is."

And then the mother will start shaking the poor girl. "She has. A tattoo. Of your character. ON HER FACE."

And I'll peer closer. "Is that what it is? I thought it was a freckle."

"It takes up her ENTIRE face!"

"I thought it was a big freckle. Are you going to sue me now?"

"YES!"

And that's when the ninjas attack.

I may be letting my imagination run a LITTLE bit wild, but you get the idea.

DO NOT GET ME SUED. 




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Melica Frost said...

*hi-fives ieni*
YAY! We can all be awkward together!

Star Inkbright said...

But ironing is easy!

Having said that, I very rarely iron anything, so what would I know . . . :P

Star Inkbright said...

You know, it would help, when trying to print something, if I actually switched the printer ON . . . *facepalm*

Melica Frost said...

I'll admit, its not the hardest thing to do, but I always end up ironing creases into the clothes...by not smoothining it first...

Star Inkbright said...

Oh yes.

Oh yes!

OH YES!!!

OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HISTORY, DONE! *dances*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Mel, seeing as you're the only one here as I'm starting this ded, I shall (partly) ded to you (apparently also to MAHU)
You're amazing, because you make me laugh (which is a pretty hard thing to do). You're always so kind to everyone and you're so funny and epic! I don't think you argue with anyone and you just make Blogland such a lighter happier place!

Mara - I ded to you also, because our emails are amazing. People give me strange looks when I randomly start laughing at them. I think you deserve a hug:) *hugs Mara* Also, your zombie-like obsessiveness with 1D is amusing. I'm happy you can talk about what you believe in and won't change your mind, even if others disagree with you:) AND ASDFGHJKL YOU'RE JUST PERFECT:)

Star - I cannot begin to describe your awesomness. You got me into Gone (I am half-way through Plague), were the first person I spoke to on here and you always seem to be on Blogland. You're so nice to everyone and when you do voice your opinion, you never want to offend people with it and I don't think you're awesomenss and amazingness is agknowledged as much as it you be (and to the fact you got your History done *grins*):)

Clover - I'm probably just some annoying girl on Facebook, who looks like she's stalking you, because she 'likes' half the stuff your post, but I love you. You're so strong and although sometimes you say you're not a nice person, I disagree. I think, giving everything you've been through, you're strong to still have your amazingness here - I don't think I would have coped very well at all. Also, you care about others so much and will try and help them as much as you can, despite you're own problems.

*gonna have to speed through others I want to ded to because need to disappear*

Fabi - You're awesome - okay? You're always so nice to people and you're so YOU (that's a compliment, by the way)

Jubi - It's in your name. You brighten up Blogland with your niceness and funnyness and make everyone smile.

Charisma - You probably won't read this, because you don't come on that much now, but you're amazing. Blogland misses you and I love everything about you and hope that you come back on and shower us with your amazingness:)

Miss Cain - You make everyone feel like they're special and wanted and you are so considerate to everyone:)

I would ded to literally everyone, but I have to go and byebyes:)

*disappears with a poof of rainbow coloured smoke (apologies to asthmatics)*

Melica Frost said...

aww thanks Ieni! your pretty damn amazing yourself!
(p.s I like half the stuff Robin posts on fb and dont think its a creepy thing to do at all! but y'know thats just me...)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Bye Ieni! *huggles*
Thank you for the ded :)

How many more hours? Like, 14? Excitimacatedddddd :)

Luciana said...

Awh, Ieni... *is almost crying*

*goes to leave Ieni a message on Facebook*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Back for a few minutes. Msd.

BUT NO I DIDN'T DED TO AISLING I WAS GOING TO. I knew there was someone I missed, but I forgot, because I'm a stupid whatnotsit *facepalms*

Aisling - You're fairly new, but I just have this feeling you're going to stay for quite some time, because everyone already loves you:)

*starts singing random lyrics*

Star Inkbright said...

IENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. *hugs*

DANKE SO MUCHNESS. :)

I cannot begin to describe my gratitude because there is immense amounts of it and I could never describe all that, but the only reason you cannot begin to describe my awesomeness is that there isn't enough of it to begin. :) You try to begin, but before you finish beginning you run out of awesomeness to describe. :) And I'm not sure I'm making much sense here but OH WELL.

You're awesomeness tooooooooooo. :)

Awesomer than me. :)

To be awesome, I think you have to at least be a caring person. *nods thoughtfully*

SHUSH DON'T ARGUE.

Star Inkbright said...

And now, I think I shall go steal The Bartimaeus Trilogy: The Amulet of Samarkand from my sister's room, because I've been in the mood for reading about how corrupt the government is and how cruel, corrupt and stupid humans are for a while now. THAT, plus total hilariousness. What more could you ask for??????????

Maralie Lily Charm said...

MwahahahahahaHAHAHA.

I am winning at Temple Run 2! :P

Vas happenin'?

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

But Star - you need to do the Toy Story thing - "We are eternally gratefull" and then you can

g2g - byebye *waves*

Star Inkbright said...

You saved our lives! We are eternally grateful! :)

Fours, Ieni! :(

Melica Frost said...

well guys I need to go so bye for now!

Star Inkbright said...

*is involuntarily headbooking with laughter, even though I've read just seven pages*

Hey, I'm in a mood to laugh. :)

"One magician demanded I show him the love of his life. I rustled up a mirror."

And ya. Hints of the corruptness and weaknessness and stupidityness and selfishness of humans scattered all over the pages already. This first chapter coming from someone who is a slave to humans, you could hardly be surprised, but still.

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS, MELICA!

Mary Contrary said...

*Watches from in distance*

...

*Creepily*

Mary Contrary said...

*facepalm*

*a

Creepy doesn't work when you typo the sentence of creepiness. :P

I'll just go with "Hi!" instead. :P

Star Inkbright said...

Hard to show the footnote, but I'll try . . .

"No magical alarm sounded, though I did hit my head five times on a pebble. 1 [uwiahxjfbasjxkgfbajszbfqakbz
qwiuxflwzhbaskj3bglfvksbx
abzfbwaskjbxgkjslddznjlxgbnlswxbg
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caszjkxvbaesbvksjezblshlzelf
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1 Once each on five different pebbles. Not the same pebble five times. Just checking. Sometimes human beings are so dense."

Star Inkbright said...

HI TAIA! :) :) :)

Msd. :(

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm going to sleep now... Night! :) *hugs*

Mary Contrary said...

Hiya, Star! :D

Did you say that's Bartimaeus, you're reading?
I've been meaning to read those, for a while. I'll get around to it someday.

Y'know, I haven't actually read an entire book since last Summer.
I suggest you don't try that - It's really not a great feeling. But I don't have TIME to read. :c

MSD, also.

Star Inkbright said...

"A human who listened to the conversation would probably have been slack-jawed with astonishment, for the magician's account of corruption in the British Goverment was remarkably detailed."

HAH, IS ALL I CAN SAY. SEE? GOVERNMENTS ARE VERY CORRUPT. :)

Star Inkbright said...

Yes, The Bartimaeus Trilogy . . . :)

I used to read one book every day at the very least. Now, I'm more like one book every month. :(

I have no time to read either! *is meant to be going to sleep*

The internet is evil. School is even eviller. :/

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*groans*

Do i seriously hafta shove dynamite at Derek? He has an hour and half to reply before i do

Star Inkbright said...

"Perhaps you would stop edging towards the window, Bartimaeus. Such a ply would be pitifully obvious even to a human 8 and besides, the triloids wait for you there. [zljbhxvkj,zsbnvbbzkbv,z
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scghlksrebhvlscbhsrlkjblhsbv
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8 Ouch."

Star Inkbright said...

*ploy

Star Inkbright said...

HI ZAF!

Mary Contrary said...

*nods*
I know!
School is a thing of utter abhorrence. I have so much homework, all of the time. ;_;
And then, I still have to keep time for some form of artwork. I feel the need to draw /something/ daily. It helps to keep my brain fluid and imagine-y.

*laughs* Bartimaeus sounds great. :3

Hi, Zaf!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi there

Sad news I prolly wont see you guys until Friday this week it's Tech Week and I gotta be at school til 8pm then on Thursday til 9pm :(

Im gonna miss a week of Landy! That would make anyone sad

Octa said...

TAIAIAIAIAIA!!!!!!!!


Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!


It's been years I swear! Years!

Are we talking about Bartimaeus? Such an awesome series.

Star Inkbright said...

In Year Seven, I had like no homework, and all of it was quick and easy. Ah, those were the days. :)

I don't draw that much. :/ Meh. Wish I diddle. :)

I feel the need to come on here every day. I justify this by telling myself that socialising is good for me. :)

"It was time to mingle with the Many-headed Multitude, the Great Unwashed: in other words, with people. I was that desparate."

Octa said...

Hey Star :)

You've already posted my favourite footnote :D

Mary Contrary said...

Aw, that's tough, Zaf. :/ Is Tech Week anything enjoyable, at least?

OCTABOONA!!!
Years! Decades! Centuries!
How are you?
OH, and thank you! -For your comment on a poem on my blog, that is. It was incredibly awesome to hear that from The Purple Poet himself. :P

Star Inkbright said...

:( We'll miss you, Zaf!

Yes, I'm reading The Amulet of Samarkand, Octa! :) Hi!

"It wasn't healthy to be encased in a body for so long. How humans can stand it without going completely mad, I'll never know. 1





















1 Then again . . . maybe that explains a lot."

Mary Contrary said...

If I came on here daily I'd get even less sleep than I do already. And my mother might shoot me for spending so much time on the internet. :P I wish I could, though.

A lot of the reason I like to draw so much is because I like to see myself improve at things. 'Tis a good feeling. And then, when I fail miserably, it keeps my ego at a reasonable size. x3

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Tech Week is the week leading to the show im in the musical and i guess its okay its just crazy

I mean I go mental by Thursday

Keep spreading word about TMS Celebration! It's the 27th at midnight meaning in Ireland/UK it'll be the 28th but in the US it'll be the 27th still

Octa said...

I'm good Taia. Just finished a massive coursework thing.

And now I really want to sleep.

Well it was a really awesome poem :)

No problem.

And yay Bartimaeus!

Luciana said...

"You don't quite understand the technicalities of cereal making."


This whole chapter may actually revolve around cereal...

Octa said...

Hi Zaf!

Yeah I have to go.

Tis late.

I must sleep.

Pip pip!

Nice to see you guys :)

Octa said...

Chapter? Cereal? Whatever it is sounds awesome.

Hey Luce :)

Yeah I have to go. Mum is calling me.

Bai all!

Star Inkbright said...

That's a very good reason. *nods thoughtfully*

Luciana said...

My Froot Loops addiction wanted a say in Skuttlebuggia... Heh.

Hi/bye Octa!

Msd. Shouldn't be up...

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS OCTA!

Mary Contrary said...

Zaf:
*nods*
At least you'll have your sanity until Thursday, then. Make the best of it. :P
And the TMS celebration, I can try. :3

Luce:
*grins*
Cereal making is indeed technical. Sounds great. ^^

Octa:
Bye! Sleep well!
'Twas nice to speak to you. :3

Star Inkbright said...

I like how this chapter, being from Underwood's perspective, calls five-year-old Nathaniel an it as opposed to a he . . .

*laughs* Sounds fun, Scáth! :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Then I probably wont have a voice for Easter Vigil because that same day I'm meeting Derek via Skype

Jophiel said...

Ah.... I'm getting anti-biotics today!!!!!!

Mary Contrary said...

*laughs* Awesome, Star. x3

Zaf: You're meeting Derek via Skype?! That's pretty awesome. Maybe try to save a tiny bit of voice? Just enough to get by?

Star Inkbright said...

I've found out we're going on a mini-holiday-ish of sorts ish on the 28th, but meh. -_-

Jophiel said...

Anti-biotics...?
Anti means no, negative, minus, none, rid of...

Biotic means living...

THEY'RE GONNA GET RID OF ME?! THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME!!! THAT HAS TO BE ILLEGAL!!!

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* :) :) :)

No, kill the bacteria. *rolls eyes*

Though, you ARE a bacterium, so . . . :P

Yeah, did I mention how crap my jokes are? :)

Jophiel said...

*Looks around and starts to shake*
Do I put up with the pain or do I die? Oh... I think I like life a bit too much atm... BUT I DON'T LIKE PAIN!!!! I'LL TAKE 'EM!! but I'll die?

Star... I had just convinced myself that I wouldn't die if I had them...

I had a bug in my arm last night!!!!!!!! A BUNG!!!!!!!!!! AND I HATE NEEDLES!!!!!!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

*smiles* Death, don't you Aussies get antibiotics like every time you get ill?

Er, notice my hyperbole.

I hope you get better soon. :(

Mary Contrary said...

I hope you get better soon. :1

*hands Death a cookie*

...

(Have you any idea how fun that was to type? "Hands Death a cookie." x3 Oh, I am easily amused. :P)

Jophiel said...

Nope! Just for infections and surgeries... I want to be gassed!!!
*Laughs then clutches tummy*
Bad Star for making Death laugh...

I have no idea what a hyperbole is... Sorry... I'm dumb

Me too!!!

Jophiel said...

At the Requiem, people were dancing with Death!!

Star Inkbright said...

" "Make no mistake about it, boy, they are coming here, yellow-eyed and ravening, ready to seize you. You will be helpless against their power. You have one chance only; release me from this circle and I will help you evade their clutches."3
















3 Yep, by destroying him myself before they got there."

Star Inkbright said...

:(

Hyperbole = exaggeration. My English teacher taught us it. :)

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

*showers Blogland with Skittles*

Willow Von Stratton said...

Lo and behold! the next breed of horse I'll be getting soon in the same exact color http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLJMDpHnRdk

and hello!

Jophiel said...

Ah! That makes sense!!

Hey Willow!! I had to go to the hospital last night!!
*Goes to check out horsey*

Mary Contrary said...

ACK.
I have three hours of art exam tomorrow.
And then MATHS.
(Though, to be fair, maths is no longer even near as bad as I used to find it. I daresay it's almost enjoyable. o.O)

And I just drew Justin Pierre shouting "TOES!", for some reason.

... My mind becomes weirder by the day.

Star Inkbright said...

HI WILLOW!

Yay, new horse! :)

Willow Von Stratton said...

omg no not you! are you ok? well, obviously not, I hope you get out soon! hey Star :)

Jophiel said...

Oh my golden God! It's beautiful (if you excuse the fact it's mane looks like my mum's hair...)

Though, I would have bet my left hand it was a quarter horse...

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Willow!
Horses are awesome. :3

Willow Von Stratton said...

hahaah that's funny, and no it's a friesian horse :)

Willow Von Stratton said...

yup they are TAia!

Jophiel said...

I'm out know... I was just in there until... Uh... 8pm and we got there at 1:30..

I have a kidney infection or appendicitis...

Star Inkbright said...

:( That sucks, Death. Painful? :(

Jophiel said...

*Smiles*
Very

Jophiel said...

I can't laugh, sleep, move properly, eating hurts, yawning... HICCUPS KILL!!!!!!!!!

Mary Contrary said...

I'm gonna go.
My brain's coming up with stranger things by the minute - I think it's a sign. :P

Death, I hope you're better soon. :)

Bye! Have a nice day/evening/night! :3

*Leaves cookies and hugs and blah.*

Jophiel said...

I'll be back later... Fantastic 4 is on

Willow Von Stratton said...

sorry I disappeared, was eating. I hope you feel better soon

Anonymous said...

I can has lots of coats and no shoes. Also I smell like raspberries, which would be good if it didn't mean some unidentified maggot-face dumping his/her raspberry juice/soda thing off the balcony and on to my lunch and me. Ah, well. At least it wasn't cantaloupe.

Hope you're okay, Death.
Thanks for the ded, Ieni.
Hello, anyone who is here.
Avocado green. One of the coats is avocado green. And my spell-check doesn't know what an avocado is...am I spelling it wrong? Avacado? It doesn't know that either...

Anonymous said...

Huh. Nada Word. Well, I'll be back, sometime...in the distant future. Right now, though, I have writing to do!

Wbd/msd/probably here but don't get offended if I'm not.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HELLO FRIENDS!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Oh my god...
I always have to come on when NO ONES BEEN ON IN AN HOUR!

Willow Von Stratton said...

Jubi!!!

Anonymous said...

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Willow Von Stratton said...

yay, another bloglandian on!

Anonymous said...

Who, me?

[puts on long black coat I got today and darts around stereotypically]

Hi Willow!

Willow Von Stratton said...

in a mysterious mood Fabi? hehe

Anonymous said...

If I was in a truly mysterious mood, I would be talking in code. I am in a semi-mysterious mood, though, writing a spy story and trying to pick an outfit for my avatar for the TMS thingy. The Glitch website closes a few days before, so I'm having some pics ready now.

Anonymous said...

How are you?

Willow Von Stratton said...

better get those pics in, and I'm swell! Just super tired, i feel like dropping right now

Anonymous said...

I can show you some, if you'd like. I'm having fun playing dress-up!

Yeah, the whole Daylight Savings time has thrown me a little off schedule. Wait, do you have that wherever you live I forgot?

Willow Von Stratton said...

oo, show me!

and ya i have it also, I don't like it when it goes an hour ahead

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

WILLOW!!!!!! FABI!!!!
hi.

Anonymous said...

Hi Jubi!

This is one...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I WENT TO HARRY POTTER WORLD TODAY AND IT WAS AMAZINGFULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Butter beer is the most BESTEST thing ever

Anonymous said...

Cool, Jubi.

I'll take your word for it. :-)

Willow Von Stratton said...

omg, I've always wanted to try butterbeer! is it sweet?

I didn't get a link Fabi

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

It's like pretty much cream soda, but it has this AMAZING whipped cream on the top and it's awesome

Willow Von Stratton said...

I should try to make myself some :p

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Haha if you see "butter beer whipped cream" in the grocery store, BUY SOME FOR ME!
Because its not REGULAR whipped cream. It's MAGICAL whipped cream.

Willow Von Stratton said...

will do! or I could try to make the magical whipped cream lol

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

It was magical
:P
I got a short too :P it has funky Harry potter stuff on it. And it's cool. Because its Harry potter.


Ya know?
xP

Anonymous said...

http://cuznobodyelsecansee.blogspot.com/2013/03/oh-no-fabis-been-playing-with-glitch.html

There. I will update it as I make more, and the link will disappear at midnight, or possibly eleven. I don't want to post it to my usual blog for nonsensical reasons, so I'm using this thing blog, which will be something sometime. I am taking it back down to invisible again soon, though, so I can work on it.

Willow Von Stratton said...

yup Jubi, I sure do know

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*shirt

Willow Von Stratton said...

I love them Fabi! They're cute

Anonymous said...
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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

:O
YOU DONT LIKE HARRY POTTER!!!!???


*shun*

Willow Von Stratton said...

shame on you Fabi! it is a shun

Anonymous said...

[Snorts] I don't conform to your tastes, Jubi.

Anonymous said...

Or yours, Willow.

Willow Von Stratton said...

tsk tsk, it's still a shame

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*continues shunning Fabi*

Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Hmmm
Hey Willow did you hear something?

Willow Von Stratton said...

like what? tell me the sound and I'll tell you if it's the sound I heard

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

It sounded like something laughing... But it's probably just in my imagination.

Willow Von Stratton said...

hmmm, nope I don't think so, I mean, I thought I did, but nope, nothing

Willow Von Stratton said...

omg Jubi wanna see the breed of horse I'm going to be getting next? :D

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OOH SURE!! :D

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Wbd/msd btw

Willow Von Stratton said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLJMDpHnRdk

he's going to be the exact same color also!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Omg that so pretty!

That's a lot of mane though :P

Willow Von Stratton said...

ya it is, I won't let it get THAT LONG though, but a decent length were it's willow-y lol

Willow Von Stratton said...

ya I was looking for a different breed but once i saw him I just fell in love, i have another horse I'd compete with but he's retired, he's getting old...i don't know what to name him..any sugestions?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

CLEMENTINO

Cos it's a guy no a girl xD

Willow Von Stratton said...

I shall definitaly put that into consideration, I'm getting him next weekend so I should decide by then...I want brownies

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OOH name him BROWNIE!!

Anonymous said...

[Laughs]

Willow Von Stratton said...

haha but then I'd be thinking of food all the time :P

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

THERE WAS THAT LAUGH AGAIN! Did you hear it? *looks around*

Willow Von Stratton said...

nope, if only I could pinpoint the sound..

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

It was the laugh of doom and hatred




xD

Jophiel said...

*Waves*
Phantom of the Opera is on!!!! Meds are here and I don;t think they're working...
*Cough*Back*cough*to*cough*hospital*cough*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

DEATH!!!!!!!!
Hi.

Jophiel said...

Name him: Raoul!

Jophiel said...

JUBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi.

Anonymous said...

What would you do? What would you say?
How does it feel? Pretend it's OK
My eyes deceive me, but it's still the same
Pretend it's OK

I see the light that I'm chasing
A memory, but it's fading
When it's gone, I'll be waiting
Knowing it's too late
I chose the road that I'm walking
Chose the trap that I'm caught in
And you're not hearing when I'm calling
Calling your name

What would you do? What would you say?
How does it feel? Pretend it's OK
My eyes deceive me, but it's still the same
Pretend it's OK

Nothing here, no one talking, knowing it's too late
But sometimes it can get so hard pretending it's ok
Nothing here, no one talking, nothing's gonna change
But sometimes it can get so hard pretending it's OK

...
My eyes deceived me, but it's still the same
Pretend it's OK

Oh, onion soup. I wonder if I can help with that. It's been nice "talking" to y'all, but I have better things to do. Like chopping veggies or cleaning the bath tub, or SOMETHING.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry to hear that, Death. Hope you feel better soon.

Jophiel said...

Is that a goodbye, Fabi?

Jophiel said...

Me too... Bye!
*Huggles*

Anonymous said...

I am sinking into a pit of unpleasant memories and getting uncharacteristically angry. I might be back later if I calm down.
[hugs Death]
Thanks for acknowledging my existence!
Bye!

Willow Von Stratton said...

I think I got a name!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Now the voice of doom and hatred sang a song...
Am I going crazy (crazier)? Do you hear it too guys?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Oh...

BYE VOICE OF DOOM AND HATRED!

Willow Von Stratton said...

you don't wanna get to crazy Jubi!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

WHAT'S THE NAMEEEE
*crosses fingers* *mutters* clementino clementino clementino clementinoclemeninoclementineclemenino

Willow Von Stratton said...

Zion Clementino I liked Zion and in your honor I decided to give it a full name :P

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*gasps* YAY!!!! *hugs*

Jophiel said...

Can he have a middle name?
*Makes puppy dog face*

Willow Von Stratton said...

what should his middle name be? And his full name will be printed on his nameplate and during competitions his full name will be announced...*hugs*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*gasps* CLEMENTINO WILL BE FAMOUS?!?!? *s
*squeals*

Willow Von Stratton said...

well it depends how he would do in competitions, it's super hard to get famous like that with the spots...oh here's a pic of him, of my new over 1,000 pounds friend

http://www.stallionsnow.com/stallion-ad-694194

Jophiel said...

Raoul?
Zion Raoul Clementino?

Willow Von Stratton said...

Than Raoul it shall be!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Clementino is so BEAUTIFUL!!

Jophiel said...

YAY!!
*Hugs Willow*
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

HE'S SO PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The button got stuck...)

Willow Von Stratton said...

your welcome! and thanks, I probably won't be on much next weekend since i'll be settling him in and finding a pasture and stall area with the stables people

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*crosses arms and sulks* I hate when my family doubts me about seeing things. They don't think all the creepy sort of things I told them about actually happened to me.

It's so bloody irritating.

Jophiel said...

I'm so envious... I haven't ridden for a long time...

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Val*
What happened??

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

VAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.

Willow Von Stratton said...

I believe you Val! even if you haven't told us yet

you used to ride Death?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

What wouldn't they believe

Jophiel said...

Yeah, I used to get lessons on a appaloosa named Peppi! He was mainly grey (all along his body, head and legs) and he had spots on rump! And there was that one half black/half white spot between his eyes!!

And then a few years back, he passed away from colic..

Jophiel said...

He was a big trouble maker... He would be all sly and go straight into a canter when I was still learning to trot.. And then vice versa... The crop worked well with him...
* Realizes that sounds too... Smart for self*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Loads of creepy things happened.

At my mum's old house, I was explaining to Amanda how I don't like windows at night because they creep me out, and the blinds yanked themselves up.

At my grandma's, I literally felt something push the hair away from my ear, whisper something I didn't understand, and felt it go away.

At my dad's, multiple things have happened. Not just to me, either. My dad's girlfriend Ember felt something wrap its arms around her waist. Something slammed the cabinet while she was alone. Lids flew off jars. Thumbtacks came our of the wall.

And then to me, I felt something jab into my ribs. The sink turned itself on when I looked away. I turned away from a cane on a chair and it started rocking violently, when I looked over it stopped abruptly, and then when I turned away it started again.

Worst of all, my sister saw something CROUCHING OVER ME IN MY SLEEP. And then, last week, there was a face peering at me.

Willow Von Stratton said...

I'd be careful with that Val, really.

You should take it up again Death. And that sucks dying from Colic

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I am being careful, Willow. Careful and scared to leave the room.

Willow Von Stratton said...

Typically when something speaks a different language it's latin, and that's not a good sign

Jophiel said...

Okay, this is something that I haven't told anyone... Last year on camp I couldn't sleep. I went out of my cabin and started walking through the woods with no torch (I left it inside). It was pitch dark and there was scuttling everywhere around me. It sounded like someone was following me...

I was about a kilometer from camp and then something hit me, like a punch to the back of the head, and knocked me down. I rolled over and no one was there, yet something was punching my stomach...

I ran back to the cabin and something was growling at me (we have no dangerous animals in Aus and I don;t live near any dingos). No one woke up but when I went back inside, the door opened and then slammed closed. My suitcase flung out from beneath my bed then too...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

That's... Very creepy

Jophiel said...

Yeah... I knew no one would believe me if I told them...

Willow Von Stratton said...

that is very scary Death...I go up to the mountains at times at night and one night I caught a bunch of satanic worshippers, so I left and I went back one night and now that place is just impossible to walk through there, pure evil it is, I took a pic once and caught a bunch of distressed faces and their is a tree that is dead but it looks burnt and it's in the shape of a cross

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

That's terrifying Willow. No joke.

Willow Von Stratton said...

it is, and I caught EVP's and it was in latin, but after that, let's just say I went through a difficult time, if someone described me in the middle on spiritual warfare I was pretty much in one

Jophiel said...

That is REALLY scary...

Jophiel said...

Oh, the other day I was watching a shadow fly around on the tennis courts at school. There was nothing to make the shadow though...

Willow Von Stratton said...

ya it is, no one really wanders around that area, not even during the day, the paranormal is interesting but not with everything, so hopefully for Val the occurances will die down, she should setup a camera, or a voice recorder thingy

Willow Von Stratton said...

I remember a priest I knew he siad I was fighter, just for the fact I wore a religious medal and I wanted to rip it off but I hung in their and I didn't, and their were times when I was pretty full with hatred for no cause and I felt like hurting others emotionally but I held it in, I was pretty miserable

Jophiel said...

It has gone silent and there happens to be chickens singing Forget You...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it is quiet, isn't it?

Jophiel said...

Mmm...

Anonymous said...

I got an awesome avocado green coat for history fair...it's 1960s green, lime, I guess.

Anonymous said...

I think I'm going to stop trying to make conversation and sleep.

Night, and hope you get better soon!

Jophiel said...

*Looks here*
Whoops! Soz Fab! Mum kicked me off and gave me food... Good night!!

Anonymous said...

It's ok... Good that you're allowed to eat. Eating is why I'm not sleeping or here!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

An evil person would spam for first.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

But then again, that's what I always do, isn't it?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

But then again, that's what I always do, isn't it?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Last of this page!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

First, unless there's somebody here I don't know about who wants it as well.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

YES

Well, I mean, I wasn't expecting anything else, but still.

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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I dedicate to standing up for what you believe in. Sticking up for somebody or for yourself, doing what you love even when people call you crazy, standing in front of something you're scared of and blowing a raspberry right in its face, and even walking away from something.

Think about Galileo! He was right, and everyone else was wrong. But they put him under house arrest and tortured him. Think about Semmelweis, the guy who first got doctors to wash their hands. The other doctors didn't like being told what to do, so they put him in an asylum. But he saved lives.

TBC

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

...Hullo??

Jophiel said...

*Waves*
It seems my meds are making my side hurt more...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HEY DEATH!!

Hope you get better!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alive

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HEY ZAF!!

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