Okay, about to get in the car and drive to Kildare for my event with Alex Barclay, but I was checking my emails and wandered onto the Facebook site and saw this...
I hope Karina Hauge doesn't mind me posting her picture here. I just thought...
... wow...
A signed book to the first Minion who gets Skulduggery tattooed on their FACE!
EDIT
And since posting this I've received one or two messages from young and impressionable Minions who are saving up to do just that...
Don't! It was a JOKE!
Getting a tattoo is a decision that stays with you YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!
The last thing I want is to be in the middle of a signing somewhere and an angry mother hauls her son/daughter up to me and says "Look! Look at my daughter's face!"
I'll nod and smile politely, because I am a polite person, and I will say something along the lines of, "What a lovely young lady she is."
And then the mother will start shaking the poor girl. "She has. A tattoo. Of your character. ON HER FACE."
And I'll peer closer. "Is that what it is? I thought it was a freckle."
"It takes up her ENTIRE face!"
"I thought it was a big freckle. Are you going to sue me now?"
"YES!"
And that's when the ninjas attack.
I may be letting my imagination run a LITTLE bit wild, but you get the idea.
DO NOT GET ME SUED.
Thursday, March 7, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 1201 – 1400 of 4958 Newer› Newest»I have this writing homework where you have to continue on from a paragraph they've given you, and I love writing. But truth is, I hate this sheet.
It asks you to use metaphors, similes and adjectives wherever you can, and in the paragraph it gives you, they overuse them.
They say it makes your story more exciting, but I think too many makes it annoying. *nods*
AND IT'S RAINING!! :D
Of course it does. And I find if I have too much description, my brain doesn't take it in. I've read chapter before where they start with describing a place, and I'll read a page of description without taking any of it in, and then the speaking starts and I suddenly go what where are they what happened? and have to go back and reread the description again.
Description makes stuff boring. :)
But school writing and home writing are different things, in my mind . . . At school, I do stuff to try and get levels. At home, I try and write cool stories. School isn't proper writing. When I fail to remember this, my school writing gets critisised. Often for informality; I try to write how people think. We could told to write a diary entry once and I wrote it how a real person would write a diary entry exceot with better describingness, then I got told off for informality. When REAL people write diaries, they ARE informal. I was getting into character. *glares*
SKITTLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I still /hate/ tattoos but I really admire her awesomeness to get a SP tattoo!
Hey guys. I think I might stay for a bit.
School writing is nothing like home writing.
And now I'm scared, because my dad just came in and asked if I had been in the kitchen, and I hadn't.
HI L!!!
HI RIM!!
Miss Cain, why are you so overjoyed at the rain?
And that would be odd...
I love tattoos... :)
And bread. Just buttered bread. Omg.
I SHOULD JUST MARRY PEETA, BECAUSE HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT and a baker
Good morngen everyone
And NOT real ;D
I'm overjoyed at rain, because I live in Australia. XD
Oh, yeah. Forgot to mention that it's night. Nearly 10pm. So someone being in the kitchen that isn't me is extremely scary.
HI TYLER!!
Fictional characters make better boyfriends than a lot of real guys:P
Especially if the guys are from Rotherham...
I HAVE FIVE PACKETS OF SKITTLES C:
Ohhhh. That makes waaaay more sense.
And not to be creepy or anything but that was me in your kitchen...
I'd love to do a really long and meaningful ded, but I suck at those XD
So this is a music ded.
I ded to...
"Ready or not
Here I come
Where you at?
The night is young."
Bridgit Mendler - Ready or Not
Personally, (Brave, don't attack me) I think Bridgit Mendler has a way better voice than Taylor Swift. :)
Just give me a reason
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second we're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again
It's in the stars
It's been written in the scars on our hearts
That we're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again
P!nk ft Nate Reuss - Just Give Me A Reason
One way or another (I wanna hold you, wanna hold you tight)
I'm gonna win ya (I wanna hold ya, wanna hold you tight)
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One Direction - One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks)
Change, change your life
Take it all
We're gonna use it to become what you've always known
Become what you've always known.
Little Mix - Change Your Life
Istill look for your face in the crowd
Oh
If you could see me now
(Oh if you could see me now)
The Script - If You Could See Me Now
I dedicate to Hatchi, Zayn and Perrie's little dog :)
Wow... It took me a while to write such a short ded...
I dedicate to you, whoever's reading this.
I dedicate to One Direction, and the happiness they bring to me :)
I dedicate to Little Mix, Derek, Blogland... :)
I only get upset if fictional characters get upset. Or if they die.
BECAUSE I HAVE AN EMOTIONAL ATTATCHMENT TO FICTIONAL CHARCTERS. *nods*
Hey Tyler!
And Luce. Tbh, I've never met a guy from Rotherham so I can't comment.
RIIIIIIM!! *throws tea at Rim*
My God, you scared me. XD
...oh yeah - HELLO PEOPLE:)
it's really cold, I should ve doing coursework, and I'm tired, so I came to visit Blogland. *nods*
Because it makes total sense:3
*bites hand* Tea! You threw /tea/ at me?! *licks tea covered arm*
I love making tea. And drinking it, of course.
Be*
Hmm... Wbd. Gonna write Skuttlebuggia.
BRIDGIT MENDLER IS SO PRETTY O.O
andshe can sing too... lucky girl.
Hallo. :3
The snow has stopped.
Now I just have to hope it doesn't come back anytime soon - Snow makes school utter Hell. :P
Hey Miss Cain, Mara, Clover and Rim! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs everyone*
Gah, wbd/msd - homework.
*and Taia - sorry you weren't there when I refreshed:)
Oh, and TEA AND SKITTLES AND TOMORROW! I won't be able to sleeeeeeeeeeeepppp.
HEY TAIA!!
HEY IENI!! *is ninjaaeroplanetacklehugged*
Ugh.
I must go sleep now.
BYE!!
*throws tea everywhere*
HI RIM, MISSY, TYLER, LUCI, TAIA AND IENI!
I'm so excited now... GAHHH :D
Night Missy! :( *hugs*
Hey people that came, bye Miss Cain!
And I'm going to regret asking this but... Mara, what's happening tomorrow?
I'm going to see One Direction, Rim! :) In Belfast. So technically, I'm going to Britain tomorrow... O.o
BYE CAIN! *huggles*
*stares at bookcase*
*frowns*
MY BOOKS ARE IN A STRANGE ORDER
Bye, Miss Cain! *waves*
Ugh *gets covered in tea*
Mara - I woke up to 1D on the Radio this morning and then thought of you and your 1D obsessiveness. YAY COME TO BRITAIN WE EAT TEA AND SCONES ALL THE TIME.
Well, no we don't, but let's just pretend we do.
Have fun Mara!
Riiight. 1D...
Yeah, I mean, I drink tea all the time but that's just me ;D
Hi and bye, Miss Cain! Sleep well~
*is ninjaaeroplanetacklehugged* Hi, Ieni! And, no worries. :3
Hiya, Mara. :)
And Britain will welcome you, tomorrow (Probably with rain).
I'll be distant - Drawing, and generally avoiding coursework.
COME TO IRELAND! WE HAVE NUTELLA!
and Derek and Niall and currently Harry and Liam and Zayn and Louis
oh Ireland...
I have Nutella but I'm not a big fan...
And I prefer their music to who they appear to be. (ID)
Oh, I hate that, Luci. My bookshelves are sorted in order of awesomeness, then author name, title of book/series alphabetically, and then any miscellaneous titles are arranged in order of height.
I work hard to keep it that way. :P
Mara - We have Nutella too.
In fact, the world ends when I run out of Nutella.
Nutella is yummy.
I love One Direction's music, looks, personalities... :)
A lot of my books are SP books, so I'm particular about not having them all condensed into one area on my bookcase... :)
I'm so odd, *laughs*
I should just have a library, like China's...
In Plague Toto lives on Nutella for months.
My bookcase is not orderly at all. I try and keep series together, but apart from that merp and library books have half a shelf to themselves.
My room isn't big enough for a bookshelf... But I get by on stacking them under my bed.
Yeah Luce, maybe you'll work in one someday?
>:(
http://thegirlofmanyocs.tumblr.com/image/45022759777
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!
*Falls on ground, lays there* it cant
All my SP books have a shelf to themselves because they're signed and very special :P
I might be allowed a bigger bookcase, soon. That I can have Skulduggery painted on.
And other fandom-y things c:
Doctor Who isn't ending ;D
It can't...
It's got too big a fanbase.
AND JLC NEEDS AT LEAST 2 SERIES!!!!!
I'm crying inside..
I don't have enough bookshelf.
I have a large cardboard box filled with books that won't fit elsewhere.
My library's been temporarily closed down, for a while, so I don't currently need any extra space for books from there.
My SP books share a shelf with Chaos Walking, The Hunger Games, Divergent, and a couple of volumes by Jennifer Donnelly. They live on the 'incredibly awesome' shelf. :3
Nonononononononononononononon.
No.
No.
Oh yeah, a few old companions are coming back so that may just be what it's advertising.
NO
I CAN'T
TOO MANY FEELS
WHAT
NO
HARRY
TOO BEAUTIFUL
THAT SMIRK
*dead*
I'm just going to stuff my face with ice cream now.
I think i'm just gonna drink my coffee and sit here ;~;
*nods*
The BBC wouldn't/couldn't finish Doctor Who, yet.
I can't imagine it would benefit them at all, let alone the viewers. x3 ^^
I'm still in this psychopathic evil mood...
Well Sherlock is now delayed (I think)
And now this happens
Welp, the BBC have ruined my life.....mostly Moffat...
Hiya Sept :3
Hey Ember :) *hugs*
Is that a good thing? :P
Omg, my dog just cheered me up
I AM SO HAPPY WITH THIS NEW SP BLOGGGGGGGGGG C:
You're insecure, don't know what for... *hums*
Chav is blasting crappy music ._.
*turns Marina up on full volume*
*smiles* Already better. :)
Hatchi is so cute! Nice ded, Mara! [nods]
Thanks Fabigail! :)
HATCHI IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD. *nods*
Hatchi Edwards-Malik. *grins*
I love little dogs. :-)
My parents aren't going to let me get a pet (other than a fish, but fish tanks make me go semi-insane so being around one on a regular basis is probably not wise). My flute teacher has three dogs, though, the littlest one is so cute and so hyper, the biggest one is so friendly and enthusiastic and the medium one is getting old, but she's still so sweet.
Awh. :3
I don't have a dog.
But if I did, I think I'd want a Husky,
They're just so CUTE. :3
Little dogs are so sweet! :)
I have 3 dogs, and they're big ones. Molly, Woody and Holly :) Holly is kinda the leader of them all, and a bit of a show off. :P Then Woody (she's actually a girl) loves running around and is really energetic. And Molly is fat and lazy, but she's sweet :)
Wouldn't it be so cool to meet Hatchi? :P
Hi Taia, and hi Mara, too! Sorry I didn't mention that earlier.
I'm really slow this morning, so distant, I guess, 'cause it's taking me a while to do anything.
Hello, guys! Again!
I need to have a fixed greeting, like Jubi and Ieni.
Huskies are adorable!
My friend's dad owns a pet shop. He has nine dogs, an alpaca, a possum, two raccoons and a few other animals. :)
[laughs]
My Cougar "friends" would be upset with me if I got a husky. I don't know why, it's not like any of them are actually on either team, but huh. People (especially them) make no sense some times.
(Cougar and Husky are the two local-ish college teams. I don't really watch sports and my parents didn't go to either of them, so I can't say I really care. I'm slightly Husky, though, 'cause of University Bookstore)
They sound adorable, Mara!
Hi Ember.
Wbd. :)
hello?
Hey Ember :)
They're actually pretty crazy Fabi XD
Okay, Mara.
And as for fixed greetings, I find them rather boring. Not when others use them, it's actually sort of fun when they do, but when I use them they're boring. I'm having trouble even sticking with a fixed name, and I keep changing my middle name, so yeah.
And yeah, it is crazy. M-L is in a really bad mood, but Fabi is having a pleasant morning.
Hi Mel!
Hey Mel :)
Fabi, your name is so pretty! O.O
And Maralie is a totally different person to Jane now...
so how are you guys?
[Laughs] It's so loooooooonnnnnnnnnnngggg, that's what it is, but thanks. :-)
Uh, I'm good, I think. You?
Fabi, what's your name? Does it begin with j?
Then we can all begin with J... Jane, Jordan...
Wut is going on? (Srry went to go and download Safari)
Wait, guess whose name is Jane and whose name is Jordan here.
Im ok :)
(I'm talking to Watson)
Mefro! How are you? (hugs)
Try having Jane for a name. *laughs*
I'm pretty damn excited, Mel :) What about you?
MARALIE, I WAS TRYING TO MAKE HIM GUESS WHO JANE WAS
ML?
That... you know what, that makes sense.
ha Im ok you? *hugs*
It makes sense?
In what way?
because of 1D Mara? Im excited too because of the Script concert on Tuesday! but right now I think Im just ok :D
Sorry Ember!
And, uh, Tyler's a girl, if I'm correct...?
*waves 'hi' to people who appeared*
Wbd, msd.
*Sings. Badly*
*Blinks twice rapidly*
Yep Mel! :)
Have fun seeing The Script Mel! :D
I will but Im probably not half as excited as you are about 1D!
*comes in moaning about homeowrk*
All you lucky people, going off to see concerts, while I'm stuck here, slaving away at history fair. :P
Jk, I'm glad you get to go. Now have fun or else!
I think Ember was talking to Watson...?
And hi Star!
[waves back to Taia]
These are in a bit of a random order, sorry.
Hi Fabi, hi anyone else.
Wbd, homework.
I need to finish my History thingy. -_-
It's in for Wednesday but I want to finish it today, plus I have my French to learn and argh.
Yay, my cousin's sleeping over! :)
Then we're bringing her to the concert tomorrow with us(:
Okay, distant as well, putting some time in on the MC chapter that is much overdue.
Breakfast, bbl!
[waves vaguely in the direction of the now-silent land of Blogland and vanishes in a shower of really dark blue and purple glitter.]
Yussssssssss. *smiles*
Hakfway through the actual writing party of my History homework. Woohoo. :)
:( FOURS, FABI!
HAHAHAHAHAHA, I TRIED TO FANFIC AND....
Alison Edgley stood on the pier, staring out as the water crashed violently against the rocks below, with her sin-black hair tied back out of her face. She wasn’t focussing on anything; really, she looked to be rather distant from everything.
She didn’t need to turn around to know she had company. It was at exactly the same time every day he visited the pier, 01:39 pm. She didn’t need to look at her watch to know the time, because she always made it to the pier five minutes before he did. It was sort of a schedule they worked out by accident.
“Any news?” she asked, her eyes still trained on the water.
“No,” he admitted in that velvety voice that everyone seemed to find so comforting. “Nothing, not a trace of magic, a whisper, a trail of blood… or a body...” his voice trailed off.
“So there’s still hope?” Alison asked, looking up finally. She spun on her heel to face him, to see the skeleton detective in his true form for once.
“I doubt it,” he mumbled.
Alison stared into his hollow socket-eyes for a few moments, “Remember what you told me when I first tried to learn magic, and failed?”
“Don’t lose hope.” He replied, almost sadly.
“Exactly. Don’t lose hope, she could be alive!” Alison smiled for the first time in weeks before speaking again; “After all…” she clicked her fingers, summoning a small flame in her hand.
She watched the flame dance around her hand for a few moments, before it extinguished itself.
Skulduggery looked up at her, and she grinned at him. It took a few moments before either of them said a word, then she felt Skulduggery smile.
“Magic,” he said.
Bye Fabigail! :(
Congratumulations Star! :)
Recording my cover of Knew You Were Troubleeeee :)
Luci... that is perfect. Oh my Golden God. That's just wow...
THAT SHOULD BE THE ENDING. THAT SHOULD. THAT SHOULDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. *hugs Scáth*
Danke, Mara! :)
*Stares*.......
@Luci http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mellryNLXe1qevkrb.gif
I think my brain may have stopped working. -_-
I offcially am bugging Derek to freakin answer about the Blogland TMS Celebration
Why Star?
Sorry I disappeared just after commenting that! I went for tea...
And it's so bad. I need to practice P-3rd. It's unusual for me to write in that tense... I'm so used to Pt1st...
Might have to attempt fanfic'ing again, soon...
And, once I've finished Skuttlebuggia, I shall write something for my blog every week! They'll probably all be random short stories, or something, and the writing style may vary slightly - but my signature style will ALWAYS be there. *nods*
I shall make myself write at least one thing for my blog a week once I've finished Skuttlebuggia!
And if I don't, no Skittles until I do post something to make up for it, as well as the weekly post I need for it. *nods*
So there should be, at least, 52 posts on my blog after a year of doing it!:D
OH MAH GAWD!, If you like Sherlock or anything Moffat was part of then look at this blog, (Is on le page 10 aout of...god knows) http://before-series-three.tumblr.com/
*sits in tree organizing dynamite sticks*
Zaffy found a new toy :D
*drops a few dynamite sticks on Ireland*
Oopsie
I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Oh dear Blogland quiet
Alright why did Derek drop an atomic bomb? Little leprechaun needs to learn to control that ego
YO BITCHACHAS
I AM GOING TO KILL SOMETHING. I DON'T EVEN CARE IF IT'S INANIMATE. IT'S GOING TO DIE. AND I DON'T EVEN CARE IF AN INANIMATE THING CAN'T DIE. I'LL BRING THE GOD DARNED THING TO LIFE JUST SO I CAN KILL IT WITH MY BARE HANDS. MY BARE HANDS. I'M GOING TO CHOKE IT TO GOD DARNED DEATH AND GET A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND CHOP ITS FACE OFF AND DRINK ITS BLOOD. AND THEN I'M GOING TO SPRAY PAINT "YOU GOD DARNED LOST. HAPPY NOW?" ON WHAT'S LEFT OF ITS ROTTING CORPSE
As you can see, I'm not exactly very happy right now.
Hahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehhohohohohoho
I am Batman! Heheheheheheheheheheheh Trololololol
PIZZAFOSHOSHOSHOSHOSHOSHOSHOSHOSHOSHO HIUOIBWFHR
LOOK AT THE JAM PACK! THE JAM PACK! IT HAS LESS LEGS THAT A DEAD HORSEFISH IN JANUARY JONES!
SPAMMING SPAMMING TROLOLOLOLLOOL MAXING OUT COMMENTS
MATH? WHAT BASKETBALL? THE glue stick should know by now that the iceberg doesn't need to have its nails clipped, that's stupid! Phone don't need no sewer alligator, didn't I say that? German. GERMAN!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE! It's a man with germs in Tippex, because Tippex makes everything better. Trees only exist in Alabama, didn't you hear? ALABAMAAAA. Like the noise a sheep makes. LOOK AT ALL THE THREES. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. IT'S LIKE THE TIME I KISSED A HAIRBRUSH. The pencil sharpener ate the dictionary and it tasted like honey felt chicken. Felt. Forange! It's like green and orange but with the letter Q. Q for Pizza. Haha! A pizza que. Hahahaha. I am the female version of Apple. Because Wikipedia is obviously not orange. ORANGE.
Orange. It's like the guy with the adidas tattoo had a baby with a gummy monk. And the balloon flew away with the stapler and they all lived happily ever after until the bag burst with holy joy.
GUMMY MONK.
GUMMMMMMYYYYY MOOOONNNNKKKKK
Hi Favis!
Ooookay then. [read that last comment as cojscjjkg)@.@):9:?&/hdisnishaomxbowucuknak]
I'm sorry to hear that your mood is...not good, Ember.
And hi, by the way. I keep forgetting to say hi. Not this time, however.
*gives dynamite stick and points to Derek*
You can explode Derek! He wont notice
Yeah... I'm glad you read it as that. I started talking about Tippex and Gummy monks.
Anger is angry. That is all I can say, I guess.
Hello.
I had dinner, walked around the landing like a mad person, and now I'm back to my homework. I've nearly done my history! My victory is so close I can almost taste it. *closes eyes and sticks out tongue hopefully*
It's like a tiny manic episode XD
But manic episodes are awful, terrible things, and I shouldn't even joke about them.
Hi Star!
MATH GOGGLE.
Hi Star.
"When I reach victory, I don't taste it. I sort of stumble on it by accident." --I have no idea who said it or if I worded it right, but I am attempting to quote someone.
That's a good quote. Cheeseburger.
Of course, my French remains unlearnt. -_-
I'll have to do it like all Monday night, and all Tuesday, and a lot of Wednesday and Thursday. Ja, busy busy busy. :/
FRENCH. Like the fry. HAHAHA
Sorry, Star, I'm slightly unhinged.
Cheeseburger. Um, sure?
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It's not really victory. It's completion. *smiles happily*
AND NOW, I SHOULD GET BACK TO IT. ATTACK ME WITH A SPOON IF I DON'T GO ALL DISTANT AFTER THIS.
I was doing it nonstop for the first few hours, with a break for lunch and Toy Story, then my attention wavered this last hour and a half. -_-
Im trying to stay calm in about 2 seconds from exploding from anger but im not gonna
*swims in Blogland lake*
Okay.
And yeah, I can see that.
And completion is good.
I'm making a list of stuff to get when we go thrift store shopping this afternoon, may be a bit distant.
Zaf, let's be angry together.
(points to random idiot)
LET'S KILL IT SLASH HER SLASH HIM
*mutilates idiot*
Aah bloody river flowing
Ahem. Slightly immature for an Elder
I may be evacuating to escape angry people now.
Or it may be because moms home and angry...
Or I might just be super distant. Maybe.
Hello!
Wbd - writing and trying to learn my French presentation!:)
Why you angry, Zaf?
I need to be learning my French, Scáth. Only I'm not. Damn History. *kills History homework*
Ember, you're crazy. :)
Fabi, hi! I never said hi, did I? :/ Sorry.
Sorry if I make any sharp remarks sometime in the near future. I'm just pretty at the end of my patience. :)
*pretty much
I've missed my cousin :)
Wbd.
Parents.
I keep looking forward honestly: March 30th if I can survive til then I can handle it. When I meet Derek for the first time
I think all of my social skills have just gone plonk done that drain.
It'd be quite funny really, if it wasn't so annoying.
Once upon a time, I was strangely good people.
I'm not too sure about now.
Ugh, people.
Ugh, me.
You can all just ignore my ramblings. I don't think I'm making sense today.
Wbd - washing up
well I poofed for longer than I had anticipated but ohh well :)
Hey, Mel!
Hope things improve, Zaf:(
hey Ieni!!!
Hi Mara! Hi Ieni! Hi Melica! *hopes I got everyone*
:( Poor you, Zaf . . .
I'm the least social person ever, Ieni. *smiles bitterly*
I think I'll never miss my cousins. I don't see them enough to get to know or like them very well. :)
Change Your Life is on the radio:)
Hello
I have had a VERY LONG day.
Hello, Aisling:)
I dunno. It's like I don't know how to interact with actual people anymore.
Excuse me, whilst I fangirl over this Doctor Who trailer...
[sings]
Change, change your life, take it all
We're gonna stick together, know we'll get through it all
[not here, sorry. Fades out into echo]
I'm not great at talking to my friends. I'm just quiet most of the time. I don't get exited by some of the things they get exited about. What I get most exited about is SP and if I ever get to see Derek again I would be really exited.
HI AISLING!
What did you do? :/
Are we not actual people, Ieni? :)
Oh, of course we're not, forgive me. We're zombies from outer space. :)
I LOVE PHAN SO MUCH
/almost crying
*can hear Little Things drifting up from downstairs*
Someone from Dancing On Ice must be ice dancing to it. O_O
I had my cousins birthday party. She's 1. Then I had my music competition. We came third. And then I was forced to watch another competition. Then I was at my other cousins house. And because of the music competition I had to miss seeing my cousins that are actually more or less the same age as me.
It doesn't sound like that much but it was very tiring.
I won't let these little things slip
Out of my mouth
But if I do
It's you they add up to
I'm in love with you
And all your little things . . .
NOOOOOOOO I don't mean like that!
*laughs at Star's Starness*
You're all people. You're people people. Nice people *nods*
It's just so much easier sitting behind a keyboard, where I can spend a few seconds thinking of stuff to reply, but normally I find it hard to socialise and I can't just disppear off and people just think I'm all weirded.
I think Mara suceeded at converting you into a Directioner...
You can't go to bed
Without a cup of tea
And maybe that's the reason
That you talk in your sleep...
Mara is your profile pic your ticket to the 1D concert tomorrow?
I know how tiring music competitions and concerts are, don't worry. D:
Especially when you have to stay on a coach for three hours to get there and another three hours to get back. We were gone for the whole day and we didn't even win or anything. *grumbles*
That was a whole day of my lovely weekend gone.
Mind you, this weekend hasn't been that lovely. Yesterday was okay. I had String Orchestra in the morning and they squeezed every last drop of energy out of us like we were lemons and they wanted every last drop of our juice (waste not, want not), but I in general like making birthday cards (five hours on them is a bit much though)! Today was BLERGH. I had church in the morning, and then history, history, history, history! Six hours and counting! *dies*
I know it'll get much worse in year ten and I'm like noooooooooooooooooooooo I won't live then! D:
Yep, Ais :)
I feel so sorry for you Star. SIX hours of history. Your brain must be melted.
That just what the competition I had last week was like. Except it only took one hour to get there and one hour to get back. So it wasn't as bad.
Change, change your life
Take it all,
We're gonna stick together
Know we'll get through it all... *smiles*
"To be a Directioner, you have to know EVERYTHING about them. *nods*"
That's what Mara said a month or two ago. Why I remember these things, I have no idea. :P
Please take no offense, Mara, but I don't think I could ever obsess over them like you do. For one thing, I don't want to spend hours being Directionery, because I only have a limited amount of time on this Earth, I'm busy enough anyway and I don't want to get into anything else (also the reasin I don't want Facebook). For another thing, I like to think of myself as too intelligent to be drawn into the mass conspiracy of the media. The celebrities just show the public one huge lie, I in general believe, and act out their lives like they act out their roles in TV shows. I'm not saying this is true of everyone. It's just my general belief. The media is corrupt and the government is corrupt. *nods nods nods* I like to think I'm too intelligent to be drawn in and fangirl about celebrities like everything I hear and read about them is true, like everything they say is true, etcetera. I want to think of myself as above that, and so I have banned myself from believing that an celebrity always speaks the truth and is perfect. For yet another thing, I still believe Disturbed are the best band ever.
I was not trying to insult 1D or anybody by my explanation above.
NOW YOU ALL KNOW WHY I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT MY BRAIN BEING DEAD. *hugs Aisling*
Although I had a break for lunch and Toy Story, plus a break for dinner . ..
*hugs Star back*
Even with breaks its not right to give you that much homework. Sometimes I don't know if the teachers realise that we have lives outside of school and can't spend wall of output time doing schoolwork.
*our
Msd
Wow, I think I must be half-asleep. I just read 'although I had a Derek for lunch and Toy Story, plus a Derek for dinner . ..'
Can I email anybody for opinions on a bit of writing? (It won't make any sense because it's the start of a thingy)
I don't think I get that much homework. I just procrastinate and leave it to the last minute, sometimes.
Uh, there was something else I was going to say, but now I can't remember...
Ah, yes, remembered. I have Teenage Kicks stuck in my head...
*all
*laughs*
I wanted to get it all done today, so I didn't have to do it later.
I've planned out the rest of my week. French on Monday, French on Tuesday, French and English on Wednesday, English on Thursday and a quick while on my French.
So then I won't be totally overloaded with History on Monday and Tuesday, and therefore have to learn all my French in two days, plus do my English.
So I'll feel lighter and have more time for coming on here and annoying you all. *pokes*
SINCE WHEN DID I GET THIS ORGANISED??????????
YES, I HAD A DEREK FOR LUNCH. *cackles evilly*
Sure! starinkbright@gmail.com , but you uh know that. :P
I said that?
No no no no no. Mara was stupid then. *nods* Mara still is stupid, but she has learned a lot since then.
Being a Directioner is all about love and respect. If you love and respect the boys, and like their music, that's what makes you (beautiful :3) a Directioner.
Ieni, you can email me if you like :)
*sighs* parents arguing over recording a series on TV
I'm actually laughing out loud imagining you eating Derek.
What.
I'm laughing, out loud. I never do that.
NOOO STAR BEING ORGANISED IS A SIGN OF GROWING UP AND BEING MATURE! Nooooo - come live in Narnia and Neverland!
Ah, I feel better from laughing now. And now I want ot give everyone un gigantic hug! *gives everyone a ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Yayness!
G2g - byebye *waves*
Bye Leni. *waves* :(
I've gtg as well BYE
Wait, no, apparently I can stay.
Bye Aisling *waves*
Zaf:(
First?
I keep disapearing...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*laughs manically*
Because, I have never got first before on purpose.
But now I have to ded.
Aghness.
*disappearing
Hello again Mel!
Hmm...better get a move on with dedness...
hello again Ieni! I poofed because my mum was teaching me how to iron...I think I was doing it wrong because all of the clothes still have creases in them...
Yay, I can't iron either! *hi-fives Mel*
Agh, getting aboslutely nowhere with this ded, why I decided to get first, I don't know.
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