Okay, about to get in the car and drive to Kildare for my event with Alex Barclay, but I was checking my emails and wandered onto the Facebook site and saw this...
I hope Karina Hauge doesn't mind me posting her picture here. I just thought...
... wow...
A signed book to the first Minion who gets Skulduggery tattooed on their FACE!
EDIT
And since posting this I've received one or two messages from young and impressionable Minions who are saving up to do just that...
Don't! It was a JOKE!
Getting a tattoo is a decision that stays with you YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!
The last thing I want is to be in the middle of a signing somewhere and an angry mother hauls her son/daughter up to me and says "Look! Look at my daughter's face!"
I'll nod and smile politely, because I am a polite person, and I will say something along the lines of, "What a lovely young lady she is."
And then the mother will start shaking the poor girl. "She has. A tattoo. Of your character. ON HER FACE."
And I'll peer closer. "Is that what it is? I thought it was a freckle."
"It takes up her ENTIRE face!"
"I thought it was a big freckle. Are you going to sue me now?"
"YES!"
And that's when the ninjas attack.
I may be letting my imagination run a LITTLE bit wild, but you get the idea.
DO NOT GET ME SUED.
Thursday, March 7, 2013
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I ded to a few things.
Well, I'm going to post my 1D rant again, as a ded. And add some more to it. :)
"One Direction are a band that consists of Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik. They entered the X Factor in 2010, seperately. They got put through into Bootcamp. None of them got through. Then, Simon Cowell thought it would be a good idea to put them through as a boy group. They were overjoyed and named themselves One Direction."
"One Direction went through each show until they reached the finals. They came 3rd and, even though they were upset, they were excited. Simon Cowell was going to sign them."
"They are now the biggest boyband in the world, selling more albums and singles than Justin Bieber and the Beatles combined."
One Direction are my idols.
I, personally, am crying just thinking about them, and everything they've done to help everyone. I love One Direction, which I hope is plainly obvious. And after seeing their 1D3D trailer, I broke down sobbing. I only cry with happiness if I watch 1D videos, and that's why I love my boys.
I was on my bed, bawling my eyes out. It just... It amazes me to think that 5 boys, just doing what they love, made me feel that way about them. I've only been a Directioner a year in July, but I still love them. A lot. :)
When I was accepted into the 1DFamily, it was an amazayn feeling. Being accepted into a thing as huge as that was... extraordinHarry! :) I have lots of 1Derful Directionsisters - Lou, Eleanna, Kathleen, Katie, etc - and they are so Paulfect. I love them so much :)
I have One Direction on shuffle now. And I just burst out crying. Again. Actually, I never stopped. It's so weird! I'm going to see them! I'll probably cry there too. And we've got good seats, apparently. Row 44, seats 3, 4, 5 and 6. So I'm going to see them better. Bigger chance of Mara bursting into tears.
I might've said before, Gotta Be You was the first 1D song I ever heard when I became a Directioner. Of course I had heard of WMYB, but Gotta Be You was the song I chose to listen to when I became a Directioner. And it's still my favourite song, along with WMYB, Moments, Little Things and Over Again :) Oh, and Kiss You!
These boys make me feel beautiful! :) They actually do. And through music. If I had never heard 1D and never became a Directioner, I would be upstairs, boooooored. And I wouldn't be as close to my best friends as I am now. You could say One Direction brought us together :) Ciara and I are Directioner buddies! :D We're going to the concert together :)
TBC
One Direction have changed my life hugely. So, Directionhaters, listen up. There was a girl who got bullied for being a Directioner. She hung herself while listening to Little Things.
Another boy was bullied for liking 1D. He shot himself.
I hate talking about this stuff, but that's the truth. And it's a horrible truth. I do get bullied for liking 1D. But I keep my head held high because maybe, one day, I'll get to meet these boys. And maybe, just maybe, they'll thank me for sticking with them and going through everything for them. :)
Random facts about One Direction, in case you'd like to know:
1. Harry has four nipples.
2. Niall has a fear of birds and tight spaces.
3. Liam has a strange fear of spoons.
4. One Direction are in my closet.
5. Zayn can't swim.
6. Niall loves girls who wear Converse. He thinks it's cute.
7. Harry loves apple juice.
8. Louis was born on Christmas Eve, 1991.
9. One Direction's UAN tour sold out in twelve minutes.
10. It would cost $21,000 to hire One Direction for a night.
"Hi, we're One Direction!"
One day, in a few years, One Direction will sing their last song, release their last album and go on their last tour. Directioners will cry. We will cry for the people that never got to see their idols. We will cry for our boys, that they will hopefully still be friends and still love the Directioners as they did before. It will be a depressing time. Girls everywhere will cry, knowning that they never got the chance to meet those five boys who changed their lives forever.
"I'd rather be a boy and play with paper planes, than be a man and play with a woman's heart." ~ Niall Horan
"It takes a second to call a girl fat, but she'll spend a lifetime starving herself. Think before you act." ~ Harry Styles
"Live life, have fun and be a little mischevious." ~ Louis Tomlinson
"Dreams are like stars. You may never touch them, but if you follow them, they can lead you to your destiny." ~ Liam Payne
"Don't call a girl a flirt when she's just being nice, and don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love." ~ Zayn Malik
I love One Direction with all my heart. «3
TBC
Brave I'm 12 what age are you?
guys can someone explain how collaberations work!
PLEASE!
I see so many! I dont know how different people can post on the same blog!
Derek's on Twitter, if anyone's wondering...
He's so weird.
DARNIT! IM 11!
Ooo, yay, you like Ed! *hi-fives Brave*
Yay from Directioners to the 1D ded!
I'm 14 next week - and I act like an annoying immature 7 year old. Pfft, being mature sounds like a waste of time.
Yay for Derek being on Twitter! I am watching the amusing conversations between him and everyone.
cAN YOU SAY THAT ULCABHÁN SAYS HI! IM TOO YOUNG FOR TWITTER!
Taylor Swift.
There's no AMAZING story. She had Talent.She made people happy.
Thtas all i care about.
But ited be nice f she donated money to charity!
Yeah tell him that blogland says hi.
I don't know Ed Sheeran, so I can't comment either way. :P
Brave: In which case, it's nice to meet you.
*offers Brave a cookie*
And, sorry, but I'm still older. :P
However: Age matters not, hm?
Or, something like that. :P
Haii!
HAII!
NOW WHAT IS A FREEGING COLLABERATION!
I'm watching the conversation cause my mam has twitter and I can see it on hers but I can't tweet. *sighs*
But really someone tell Derek that blogland says hello and to come visit and TALK to us. Please.
Brave I've got no idea what a collaboration is so don't ask me.
*hugs Mara*
Your ded was far more beautiful than any oof mine. :)
Sorry I poofed. :/
I told him you guys said hi, and he hasn't responded to that, but he's being flat out ridiculous.
I've tweeted him:)
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
I'm half-way through Plague. BUT WHAT WAS BRIANNA DOING GETTING AN E-STRING FROM A CELLO?!
Excuse me, but last time I checked, they don't have E-strings!
Thanks Val.
Maybe he'll respond in a few minutes.
He BETTER OR ELSE.
A collaboration?
A project which is contributed to by multiple people.
In the case of a Blog, I think authors/contributors can just be, like, 'added'.
Does that help, at all?
DEREK SAYS HI TO BLOGLAND AND HE WOULD CHAT BUT HE'S BUSY
YAPAROONIE!
TELL HIM THAT IF AT ALL POSSIBLE PLEASE COME SOME TIME TONIGHT!
Ah twitter is only letting me see Derek's tweets so it really confusing.
Val I hardly know you but can you do a favour?
Will you tell derek to email me at stiltskinbrave@gmail.com? please. I never met him or even TALKED to him. Please. I will be forever gratefull!
It's funny that Derek saying hi just brightens my mood. Yay for Derekness!
Also how is twitter easier??
I dedicate also to a little thing called laughter.
I think everyone forgets to laugh every once in a while. Laugghing releases endorphins in your brain, which makes you feel amazayn. And who doesn't want to feel amazayn? :) Laughing with my friends just makes me feel extraordinharry. It's great!
TBC
MORE THAN THIS!
When I saw Mara writing out two lines, I tried to work out what came next so I could work out which song it was, but I couldn't get to the chorus and gave up. Then I read the rest of the comments, only I didn't reaslise the song was still playing in the back of my thoughts, and then I realised I'd played a bit of the song that was further on than what I'd been trying to remember before (clearly I could remember it better subconsciously (?). I was at "My eyes turn to face the floor"), so I paused, thought out the rest of the song vaugely from that point (Coz I can't look you in the eyes and say/When he opens his arms and holds you close tonight/It just won't feel right/Coz I can love you more than this/Yeah . . .), got to the chorus, and remembered the song name!
IDK how twitter is considered easy.
Twitter confuses the heck outta me.
I only use it to stalk a very limited number of awesome people. Derek is included.
I rarely actually TWEET.
I dedicate to music too. Music is fantastic! No Mix or Ed Sheeran. Music makes people feel happy, sad, angry, excited... And it keeps me sane (Zayn) ;)
My favourite songs... Hmm. Do you recongise these?
If our love is tragedy
Why are you my remedy
If our love is sanity
Why are you my clarity?
Zedd ft Foxes - Clarity
Change, change your life
Take it all
We're gonna stick together
Know we'll get through it all
Little Mix - Change Your Life
If you're pretending from the start
Like this
With a tight grip
Then my kiss
Can mend your broken heart
I might miss
Everything you said to me
And I can lend you broken parts
That might fit
Like this
And I will give you all my heart
So we can start it all over again
One Direction - Over Again
It's gotta be you
Only you
It's got to be you
Oh only you
One Direction - Gotta Be You
TBC (long ded...)
Yeah twitter IS confusing. Blogland on the other hand is simple and easy. Much EASIER THAN TWITTER?
*No matter if it's One Direction, Disturbed, Taylor Swift, Nine Inch Nails, Little Mix or Ed Sheeran.
*!
No not a question mark an exclamation mark. Stupid autocorrect.
*head
I'm broken
Do you hear me?
I'm blinded
Coz you are everything I see
I'm dancing
Alone
I'm hoping
That your heart will just turn around
Coz when I walk up to your door
My head turns to face the floor
Coz I can't look you in the eyes and say . . .
When he opens his arms and holds you close tonight
It just won't feel right
Coz I can love you more than this
Yeah
When he something some something I might just die inside
Somesomesome somelething
Coz I can love you more than this
Yeah
^^^Lyrics may be wrong. *nods*
WHY DOES MY BRAIN HOLD ALL THIS KNOWLEDGE??? :P
Msd.
But Twitter's faster.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO BAN DEREK FROM MAKING BOOB JOKES.
Every addition to a conversation seems to branch out into a whole other conversation, on Twitter
In Blogland, everything is just there, y'know? It might be a little slower, for YOU, but I get so confused with Twitter, the simple act of tweeting takes a great deal of time. And courage.
AND THE CHARACTER LIMIT FOR TWEETS IS PATHETIC.
I KNOW, RIGHT? TWEETS NEED TO BE LONGER.
It'd be much easier to make fun of Derek.
I recognised Change Your Life, because I've never heard it but I read the lyrics you type out . . .
And Gotta Be You. Duh.
Girl I can see it in your eyes you're disappointed
Coz I'm the foolish one that you annointed
With your heart
I tore it apart
And girl what a mess I made upon your innocence
And no woman in the world deserves this
But here I am
Begging you for one more chance . . .
Can we fall?
One more time?
Stop the tape?
And rewind?
Coz if you *stops and thinks* *argh, I don't know* *is it go away?*
I know I'll fade
Coz there is nobody else . . .
It's gotta be you!
Only you!
It's gotta mbe you!
Only you!
YEAH SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
Can we try one, more, one more time . . . :)
He keeps making boob jokes? Oh yeah I saw that. Not right. He DOES need to get banned from them.
Ugh, Twitter. I only originally got it to stalk my friend Amy, but now she's got Facebook, I don't need it. But then Derek got Twitter, so I still have it to stalk him.
I know all the first verses and beginning of the chorus because that's how much I watch when checking lyrics vids. :)
I dedicate to the perfection that is Luciana Clover Scáth. She's my Blogsister and beyond Paulfection. You don't know, oh oh, you don't know you're beautiful! :)
I dedicate to the 1Derful person who is Star Inkbright. Her name says it all. She's a star, and the bright spark in Blogland who keeps the mood happy. :)
I dedicate to Ieni the Ninja Aeroplane, my awesome Sheerio buddy and NAC bestie! :)
I ded to Kestrel LeStarre, the girl who brightened up my life and my twinzie. :) I miss you Kessie! *huggles*
I ded to Fabigail S., the girl who keeps us all sane :) And my Mixer buddy too!
I ded to (insert name here). Every Bloglandian is Paulfect. Dom't let anyone tell you otherwise.
TBC
I want to listen to 1D now . . .
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS? :)
*hugs Maraness*
Your deds are 100% amaZayn. WHy you say they aren't is beyond me. :)
Yeah your deds ARE amazayn Mara. See you've even got me saying it now.
That ded is very long...BUT AMAZINGNESS! *hugs Mara*
What's NAC?
This bit may be important for some people...
I've understood now, that every single human is beautiful and perfect. Even if people don' t believe it, they are.
So, Blogland, here's what I say.
I'm beautiful and perfect! :)
Just like every single human being on this planet.
Also.. I want to thank One Direction and Little Mix for telling me that.
And of course Luci. You always email me about it. *laughs*
And every other Bloglandian who told me I was. Because I believe it now!
*huggles everyone tightly*
I love you all! «3
*hugs Mara* I'M SO SO SO SO HAPPY NOW! YAAAAAAAAAY! :)
I'm proud of you, Jane. I really, truly am.
Yay you finally believe Mara. *hugs*
Ieni - Ninja Aeroplane Cooperation! :)
Wonderful dedication, Mara. *hugs back*
Especially the last part.
Everybody is perfect.
I'm glad to hear you believe it. :3
Ieni, I am the Long Ded Queen. *smiles
They're the best -
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AN HURTS ADVERT FOR EXILE JUST CAME ON YOUTUBE!!!!
*smiles shyly* I respond to Mara more than Jane, I'm so used to Blogland...
ASDFGHJKL;EXILE
EXILE
EXILE
EXILE
Star, your saying that just made me 999,999,999 times happier.
ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSAUKRJYTJFVDSGGGAAAAACCCCKKKKKK-
It's creepy. When I just found out BFMV existed, I started getting the adverts for their new album. NOw I just found out Hurts existed and now their ad and argh.
It's not just Maralie who's perfect, because Jane is Maralie. And that's why I called you Jane, because this isn't just in Blogland, because this is the reality we're in.
You're perfect, inside and out. No matter what.
*tackles Star*
EXILE EXILE EXILE
WHO KNEW AN ADVERT I HAVEN'T SEEN COULD BRING ME SUCH JOY?!
*laughs* I should've printscreened it. :P
Oh, wait. I still have the thingy . . .
*twitches*
I now feel obliged to sit opening YouTube pages until I see that advert. :P
Luciana - Well said. :3
Derek's rules don't seem to have lasted do they?
He's on twitter now so he's BREAKING. Them.
Why can't he come on here!
*?
I'm all teary eyed now... *smiles*
Jane, Maralie, whoever I am, I accept I'm perfect.
Now all we have to do is to get Luci to say it... :3
Dom't get your hopes up about me accepting that shit.
I'm not perfect, I'm far f*cking from it.
I'm not accepting a lie. It's not in my nature to believe in a lie.
This working?
YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Zoom in on my profile pic! :P
Luci, my whole speech was about how everyone is perfect. *laughs*
It's the truth! *sings*
Okay, so I have an advert for Hurts on a 1D stop motion vid as my profile pic?
YOU INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE. :P
*squees*
THANK YOU STAR!
'Tis so awesome. :D
You're too epic. x3
*laughs* I didn't do anything! *hugs*
THE ADVERT POPPED UP AGAIN!!!!!!!!
Taia, get on YouTube now! :P
Dunno if you can see, but different vid, same advert . . .
Every rule has an exception, and I am an exception to the rule of perfection.
There is no way in which you could change my opinion of myself.
OH.
SPEAKING OF YOUTUBE ADVERTS:
One just appeared advertising a new The Flaming Lips record.
I don't know a lot of the Flaming Lips ('When You Smile' and 'This Here Giraffe' are the only songs of theirs that I DO know.) but I've been meaning to listen to some more of them.
They're very, sort of, 90s "let's make noise with a melody over it and call it a song" kind of thing. They were a pretty big influence of Justin Pierre's, I think. :3
Yeah you can see it.
Wbd I'm looking at Derek's tweets. He's crazy.
*facepalm* Derek is so freaking weird.
Alright, Luci.
But I wish I could change your mind.
(TWO SONG NAMES IN ONE SENTENCE! XD)
But he's also a great author.without Derek we wouldn't have Skulduggery Pleasant.
But yeah also weird.
YES.
YES.
YES.
I HATH FOUND THE ADVERT.
*squees endlessly*
Yes. Derek is undoubtedly weird.
Childish, weird, and just plain awesome. :P
Good summary Taia.
Third time I've seen the advert? Really?
I know it looks like it's the same as the first vid, but that's just coz they're by the same person. :)
That's kind of creepy Star. The same ad 3 times.
Yay for that, Taia! :)
Not really. They'll've bookedit to always pop up between this time and this time. :)
My plan for tomorrow is to listen to the Exile track previews in iTunes, repeatedly. I've been trying to avoid those since they were put up, so I wouldn't get overly excited, too soon. :P
Star - Awesome pic, there. ;)
Oh right that makes sense Star. I don't really go onto youtube very much.
Derek if you read the comments this far down how is TWITTER easier than blogland??? Twitter is just CONFUSING.
*laughs* But you're the Hurts fan. :)
Before my Dsturbed obsession, I like never went on YouTube. Now I'm on it att. O_O
*Disturbed
I was going to look up something and now I can't remember what it was. It's hovering at the very edge of my brain and I can't remember what it was.
@Ais: I hate it when that happens. :(
Twitter IS confusing, Aisling.
*laughs* True, Star, True. :P
"
When I'm standing in the fire
I'll be staring at the sky
And I will let the devil know
That I was brave enough to die
And there's no Hell that he can show me
That's deeper than my pride
Because I will never be forgotten
For ever I'll fight...
"
ACK.
I wrote part of the wrong verse, there. *facepalms*
That SHOULD read:
"
When I'm standing in the fire
I will look him in the eye
And I will let the devil know
That I was brave enough to die
And there's no Hell that he can show me
That's deeper than my pride
Because I will never be forgotten
For ever I'll fight...
"
*nods*
Because Hurts deserves no mistake. :P
*smiles*
We have another person on Blogland obsessed with other music? *grins*
I think Blogland may explode with music obsession overload. *nods*
BRING IT ON. *grins*
*grins, too*
"Bring it on."
Oh, yes.
*nods*
YES YES YEEEEEEEEEEEEES. *REG*
Gtg bye :(
Yaaaaaaay! Mara is perfect! And thanks for the ded, and including 'Change Your Life' as well! :-)
I don't think I qualifiy as a Directioner. I like them, but I'm not crazy over them. Little Mix, though, I've been listening to them via YouTube, and am plotting to purchase DNA on Amazon. :-) I have been listening to them nonstop since...maybe Wednesday? Except when I'm sleeping, of course, and when I can't access the Internet.
Noooooo! Fabi is not here, her break is over already! :-(
Byeveryonee!
Hi and Bye Fabi! Have a nice day/other appropriate time phrase!
Also, I'm going to be disappearing now, too.
Farewell~
*disappears in a flourish of musical oddness*
is anyone on? im bored.
im sitting infront of my computer, peeling walnuts.
*arrives*
yay someone hi!
star??
HI CALIDAE!:)
HI!
im peeling walnuts.
I'm trying to feel asleep without actually going to sleep . . . XD
...good luck with that....
Yeah, thanks. :)
How's you? :)
Here again!
Wbd and msd though... :(
Good. Bored. Tired.
You?
Hi Mara
Hi Mara
Ergh I was playing underwater hockey non stop for SIX hours last night. It lasted till 10:30pm.
Now i'm tired.
MARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. :)
1D's songs appear to be easy to love. :)
I'm happy, but worried coz I did nothign important today . . . Well, except make birthday cards. Four and a half hours earlier, then maybe another half hour just now . . .
Hey Cali! :)
Hey Star! :)
I was thinking about doing a cover of Big Girls Don't cry by Fergie (I think...) ? :) Little Mix sang it. It's really good.
But I finished my Geography assessment yesterday, so I just have my French and my History that's long and important, I think . . . :/
Never heard it, sorry. :( Can't give an opinion.
I'll b distant btw, I've got this maths assessment thing for homework and its due TOMORROW.
:( Poor you, Cali. I understand your pain. :(
It's okay Stararar!
Maybe Moments by 1D...
Just remembered I'm going to an earlier church service than normal and have to be up early. As I'm tired, I'll be leaving now. :( Fours!
I'll be going now too bye!
Sorry Cali, I have to leave too! :( *hugs* Night/day!
I've got 'How Ya Doin'' stuck in my head...
Everyone flees at the sight of me coming. Huh.
Don't worry, I'm not offended! I'd be going to sleep at this hour, too, Mara and Star.
HEY HOW YA DOIN
SORRY YOU CAN'T GET THROUGH...
*is not meant to be here. Will disappear without notice*
Why don't'cha leave your name and your number
And we'll get back to you
Ooh ooh ooh
Yeah, it's a really catchy song! XD
Ooh, I love Pretend It's Okay.
What would you do?
What would you say?
How does it feel?
Pretend it's okay
My eyes decieve me
But it's still the same
Pretend it's okay...
I like that one, too. It's more like what I usually dance to. So is Turn Your Face. More...lyrical-contemporary type. I don't know much about music genres, so I think of music by what type of dance I'd do to it. Little Mix is mostly Jazz. I take jazz on Wednesdays, and there are a lot of Directioners in my class.
Distant, watching the 'I Will Wait' cover on YouTube!
Jazz dance and Jazz music are different, btw.
Ah. I don't know anything about dance, so... :3
I love Madhouse. :)and DNA :)
I'm choreographing a jazz combo to DNA. :-)
I got my little sister into Wings, but she doesn't particularly care about any of the others. She doesn't care about most of the music I listen to.
Awesome! :)
My friend does dance class - On Your Toes, it's called - and I don't know what kind of dance, but she did a dance to Wings. It's really cool :)
Awesome, wish I could see it!
I wish DNA (album) was available in the US... I can technically get it off amazon, but I don't have enough gift card left for it...:-(
There's YouTube, though! :-)
Case Closed is rather haunting...
Oh Fabigail, if you download this thing called Realplayer, you can download songs from YouTube and burn them to a disc! I use it and it's great! :) But you need to use Internet Explorer, not Chrome :)
It's not available in the U.S.? O.o that's strange...
No matter what the verdict says
Case closed,
Too many questions in my head...
It is... O.o
Not that I can find. Wings is on Amazon, but not the rest, and it isn't in the neighborhood music store. I can't get stuff from iTunes without going through my dad, 'cause its a shared family account, so it might technically be on there. He's on this bike ride though.
I've got this program which is supposed to do that, too, I've been trying to get it to work...
Huh. *frowns* That's not fair. There are some hardcore Mixers in America...
Wings is on iTunes, I think... I bought it a while ago :)
*kicks stupid computer program* Work! :P
Perrie's voice is so cool! She can sing so high! And Jade is just asdfghjkl. And Jesy is such a good beatboxer! And Leigh-Anne's rapping... O.o
I might have to go in ten minutes or so... :(
Okay, Mara. And it's not fair. Amazon should always have the music I want. [pouts]
Perrie had purple hair (not sure what color it is at the moment, but it looks great purple!) and Hatchi is so cute! She also has great stage presence.
Jade is just...wow. That's literally all I can say, wow.
Jesy has so much enthusiasm in the performances I've seen on YouTube, she really gets into the songs. I noticed she starts off a lot songs... Hmm.
Leigh-Anne looks like one of my dance teachers, actually. She has such a range of high and low singing, not the highest or the lowest, but I think she has the biggest range, or maybe Perrie does... Not sure.
This is longer than I anticipated...sorry.
And you probably had to leave already...
What's the point in appearing here and saying distant?
Distant.
Lol
Hello?
Hello?
Ello?
Ello?
Lo?
O?
...
Fabi! uhh, if you're even still on
Still on, no. I don't have much of an attention span.
On, yes. I an having trouble paying attention to the distractions as well.
Hi!
Seven minutes later... Well, it wasn't almost three hours this time.
[Mutters something about voices echoing across a canyon]
*confused look* uhhh, you alright?
DE-CJ DB-AH-KC-AD, HL-DD-A-MA-IB-OD.
I'm fine, thanks.
I'm also lying. I'm perplexing myself, but other than that I'm fine.
How are you?
riiiiiiight, hehe. I'm fine just talkin' to the vet giving me diagnostics on my horse
I didn't know you had a horse. Cool. Is your horse okay?
(The code said the same thing as the words below it)
alright, I was wondering what those letters meant...yup I have a horse :p He's black and named Shadowfaux, for the most part he is, he's getting older and found out right now he has arthritis, so their's not to much I can do
Shadowfaux is a nice name. And oh.
The letters are addition.
A + B = C
A + C = D
B + C = A + D = E
Et cetera
I'll have to keep that in thought :P...thanks, I actually got the name from lord of the rings, but I liked it. It'll be so sad when he dies
Gah!! stupid essay *mumbles to self and frowns at computer*
I can imagine. Hopefully he won't die soon.
Essay can fry your brain, be warned! I blame History Fair for any odd behavior I may have today. :-P
Why is it that ice cream tastes better in a bowl, but gelato tastes better in a cup?
That was a semi-rhetorical question. Answering it is optional.
lol ok, was the history fair horrible or something?
Hmmm...i have no idea how to answer that question, but ice cream DOES taste better in a bown, and gelato in a cup..ya I'm stumped on that one
It's not over yet. I've been working on my project all day, and it has obliterated any brain cells I had left after the local three- and five-year-old zombies "ate my brains."
I might make it to state this year (not sure whether to hope I do and my work pays off, or hope I don't and I can be done with it and sleep). Regionals are on the 20th, and my script is not quite finished...
So it's not horrible, but I've been aching to get out an go to the swamp for a week now... I hate being cooped up in a corner by the computer.
In other words, I'm really lazy and dot like doing lots of work.
*don't
Too lazy to check my spelling, apparently.
Well, I'm sure you'll make it! And I'm lazy half of the time to check spelling also :p
omg you have a swamp in your area? lucky!
If you're still on i'm going to go now, super tired, so ttyl!
It's getting more and more invaded by civilization, but yeah. There's this lake, and this trail that nobody really uses anymore except the people who don't mind edging along the thin strip of rocks between the blackberries and the extremely deep puddle, ducking under two tree trunks that block the path, crossing a creek either in a combination of a large step and the limbo or on a very slippery log with no handholds except for a flimsy bush. And then there's the sinkhole to watch out for, and the fact that Flo and I went there before she moved...
The secret beach, that overlooks the lake and is off the same trail as the swamp...
I'm not sure if that incoherent run-on sentence made much sense, but oh well.
Basically I've been going there for several years now and I can recite the way (or the other way, depends on my mood) and am bragging about my ability to do so and reminiscing a bit. It's my special place where no one can bug me and even my little sis, who knows about it, doesn't come there because she doesn't like navigating the overgrown bit.
Oh, okay. Bye, Willow!
And you missed out on my speech. :-P
Second time today that someone left while I was composing a speech.
You'd think I ought to learn something from that..,
May or may not be here from this point on
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening.
If anyone is here, that is...
Went to the hospital. Got a bung (OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!) in my arm, got a blood test (I hate needles) and then they prodded me... They think it is a kidney infection...
HEY DEATH!!
Hope you get better soooon!! *hugs*
MY SISTER KNOCKED MY SP POSTCARD OFF MY WALL
Now I don't know where it is ;-;
HI L!!
Oh noooooo!! D:
Sorry I disappeared!
I was being typically me, and was organizing my bookcase because it felt funny. :P
HI GUYS!!!!
Oh my god, I'm in this mood right now where I could just randomly run around ruining people's lives and not care at all.
I'm in that set-things-on-fire mood... the mood where I fill paper with soap and throw it all over the place...
I am going to close my mouth before I say something I don't mean today...
I crashed my car into the bridge, I DON'T CARE, I LOVE IT... I don't give a damn about you, you hate to think you're hurting me, you leave me laughing on the floor... I can't stop, cause I'm having too much fun, all my life I've been good, but now I'm thinking what the hell...
ONE DAY
TOMORROW
WHAAAAAAAAAAT
*cries*
My grandparents are so Yorkshire, *laughs*
So jolly. :)
Hi Luci! :)
My grandma lives in America and my grandad is the kind that swears all the time, but manages to be caring while doing it. *laughs*
HEY.
Msd.
My felt tips are so amaZayn. *smiles*
Hey Stararar! :)
AmaZayn... *giggles*
Well, they are. They're fantabuLouis . . .
Oh, Mara, stop changing the words I would usually use! :)
Tomorrow is the concert... *sobs*
I get to see One Direction!
Asdfghjkl.
*grins* SORRY STARARAR! :3
I would like, just once, to be able to open Wikipedia without it not responding. *sighs*
NEIN, ES IST OKAY, MARA. ES IST ALLE GUT. :)
*kicks Wikipedia* Work! XD
Do we have noodles...? *goes to check*
I'm hungry. :P
Sorry for my sudden distance. :(
Homework.
*laughs* You love noodles, it seems to me. :)
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STUPID COMPUTER, NOT LETTING ME IN WIKIPEDIA. *glares*
...Hullo?
Sorry for poofing earlier. Grandparents were over for dinner.
Hi Missy! :)
WHAT NO I JUST DEDDED -_-
Wbd...
Hi Cain!
HEY STAR!!
Hmm, brb...
*moans* I hate homework . . .
Back!!
Homework is the worst.
And YouTube is so addicting.
IKR???????????????? :(
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