Okay, about to get in the car and drive to Kildare for my event with Alex Barclay, but I was checking my emails and wandered onto the Facebook site and saw this...
I hope Karina Hauge doesn't mind me posting her picture here. I just thought...
... wow...
A signed book to the first Minion who gets Skulduggery tattooed on their FACE!
EDIT
And since posting this I've received one or two messages from young and impressionable Minions who are saving up to do just that...
Don't! It was a JOKE!
Getting a tattoo is a decision that stays with you YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!
The last thing I want is to be in the middle of a signing somewhere and an angry mother hauls her son/daughter up to me and says "Look! Look at my daughter's face!"
I'll nod and smile politely, because I am a polite person, and I will say something along the lines of, "What a lovely young lady she is."
And then the mother will start shaking the poor girl. "She has. A tattoo. Of your character. ON HER FACE."
And I'll peer closer. "Is that what it is? I thought it was a freckle."
"It takes up her ENTIRE face!"
"I thought it was a big freckle. Are you going to sue me now?"
"YES!"
And that's when the ninjas attack.
I may be letting my imagination run a LITTLE bit wild, but you get the idea.
DO NOT GET ME SUED.
Thursday, March 7, 2013
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! D:
Damn the not-free e-card thing...
HEY JUBI!!
*goes to read fanfic thingy*
MARA!!!!!! *high-fives back*
hi.
....Jubster....? xD
MISS CAIN!!!!!!!!!
hi.
Thanks Mara, I'll look at it, but there was a e-card on this that would have been awesome, but I'll try it anyway
Hello! Fabi is awake! Yaay! Actually, not really yay because Fabi doesn't have to be awake yet for another hour or two, but just huh. Huh.
*grins*
It just sounded awesome! The Jubster! It sounds cool! Right? XD
No prob Tyler! :) I don't know if it does e-cards but you can see anyway :)
HEY FABIGAIL! *hugs*
HI FABI!!
OK, I'll read a chapter of the 1D fanfic, then I'm off to bed...
YAY I'M THE JUBSTER NOW!
*Goes to change name*
FABI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
Okay Missy :)
WATTPAD IS LIKE THE AWESOMEST THING EVER. IT IS SO ADDICTIVE XD
Bye Missy, if you're leaving now! *hugs*
CHANGED!
[Waves] Night, Missy!
Hi Mara! Hi...Jubster?
I'M NOT FINDING ANYSITES ARGH!!!!!!!!!!
OK.
Now I'm off.
NIGHT ALL!!
BYE MISS CAIIINNN!!!!!!
Bye Miss Cain
*gasp*
2 weeks until I meet Derek!
SCORE!
Mara the Nickname Creator!
Uhm, I'm also Mara the Party Planner, DJ Mara, DJane [ ;) ], Mara the Baker, Mara the Set-The-House-On-Fire-er, Mara the Obsessor and Mara the Fangirl. *nods*
Oh, and Mara the Ship Namer.
Night Missy!
[Plots]
I'm really not doing well on my 'doing homework' thing here. I mean, I spend ages doing this art homework, but it wasn't really NECESSARY homework . . .
OMG I ALMOST FORGOT!
I'm off Monday!
Strange...
You forgot Mara the Directioner.... that seems kinda important xD
But I guess that falls under obsessor
Tyler, did you ded yet?
Yeah... *blushes*
I really do obsess over 1D...
I GIVE UP, I GIVE FECKIN UP
*me right now http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_memlb0HLoq1qb9f6c.gif *
So now I'll do my Science homework. Which was to make revision notes. This should be, uh, interesting. I've never made revision notes before. I've never really revised before. We haven't had any important proper exams, so . . . Sometimes I write a few practise paragraphs before English assessments, and I usually read through my book before SCience tests, and I NEVER revise for Maths tests, and yeah . . .
Some people revise loads before tests though. And then they get really bad marks. And I glance through my book on the bus an hour or so before said test and get pretty good marks. The world is so unfair. *kicks tree*
Ded? No
THEN DED TYLER, DED!!!
I never revise for spellings, tables or litriú. (Irish spellings) And I usually get the English spellings right because they're simple. But the others...
I'm fiddling around with pics of me trying to make a collage, but I can't find any good ones that actually make me look not-scary. Well...except for two. Also, my hair looks different colors in different photos... Weird. Yay!
So I'm distant!
[and my pic-editing software is sooooo hard to use!]
I do well in Spanish
We don't do spellingggggggggg. :)
Did in primary. We did spellings and times tables att . . .
How detailed do you MAKE revision notes???
Do you make them like really detailed, or not very detailed at all, or what?
I still know all my tables though. :) Yay. 4 x 8 = 32. 5 x 6 = 30. 7 x 8 = 56. 9 x 3 = 27.
I don't knwo about you people, but we onlydid them up to twelve. I always have to work out 14 x whatever and blah the long way. *laughs*
hey guys :)
*frowns* I don't really DO revision notes tbh. Maybe a small bit detailed? Idk.
THIS PAGE MUST BE DEDDED TO TYLER! :P It is a NECESSITY!
(probably spelt that wrong and it's probably the wrong word, but oh well)
Hi guys
Same here Star :)
HEY MEL! *hugs*
Huh? well I have nothing to ded about
hey Mara! *hugs*
hey Aisling!
how is everyone? :)
I'm writing these revision notes from memoy without looking at my book. This is starting to feel utterly pointless. *grumbles*
I don't think thre's actually much in my book I can't remember instantly anyway. Stupid revision notes.
YAY no school on Monday.
St Patrick's weekend. S Monday is a bank holiday.
*so
AIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi
Hello, Mel! Hi Aisling! Hi Tyler! Hi Star! Hi Zaf!
Sorry I'm really distant, I keep writing rants. :P
Hi Fabi
oh right
MEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi
xP
hey Fabi!
hey Jubi!
how are you guys?
Jubi is good :)
how about you?
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAA
JUBI HAS ORDERED THE SP BOOKS! MWAHAHAAAAAAHAHAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA
Hello anyone else I forgot to greet!
We had to wear green to dance class yesterday for "Studio Spirit Day."
Here's the catch: Our level color is already green. XD
OH MY FINNICKING G O L D E N GODS
I WENT TO GET THE PARCEL FROM ELLIKINS EARLIER
AND I CAN'T EVEN, OMFGG
and i have a complete UK&Ireland collection of SP books. DAMN PRETTY, GUYS
HI MELICA!
I've never done revision notes. They're for ordinary people who aren't superheroes, and I am a superhero! I can fly! Look! *jumps off building* *falls* *gets superhero cloak caught on open window*
*climbs embarrassedly through said window* THE ONLY REASON I DIDN'T FLY WAS BECAUSE I FORGOT TO SHOUT "FLAME ON!" I CAN FLY! I AM A SUPERHERO, I SWEAR!
What? You want me to prove I can flY? OF COURSE I CAN PROVE IT!!! I AM A SUPERHERO, AM I NOT???
Buticntproveitrightnowbecauseihavetorecoverfromthetraumaticexperienceoffallingsoillproveitanothertimebyeseeya! *runs from room before anyone can object*
well my dog headbutted me in the jaw and burst my lip so Im not 100% right now because I cant really eat...which is such a shame but Im ok otherwise :D
Tyler, you kinda have to ded. *laughs*
OR ELSE I WILL GET IENI TO EAT YOU. *grins*
You can give the ded to someone though, if you want.
I'm okay, thanks. You?
Erm....
OK STAR!
*runs around screaming with happiness and joy and cotton candy rainbows*
Ouch. Hope you can eat soon, Mel!
Not eating is not good. ||=_|~||=_|||~|||=_|==|~|||==>
OMG
TODAY'S MY SISTERS BIRTHDAY
I JUST REMEMBERED
crraaaaaapppp
thanks Fabi :) its a real inconvienence y'know? but anyway :)
Oh...
HOPE YOUR LIP GETS BETTER SOON, MEL!!C :)
whoops... the C was a typo
IGNORE THE C
*sits*
Oh yeah, hello everyoneeee~
HIYA LUCI! *tacklehugs* :3
I'm so happy now... lalalalala... AND LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG.
Hi anyone who came!
:( Poor you Melica! That sucks. :(
*sees hge crowd yelling "STAR IS A FAKE! SHE CAN'T FLY! STAR IS A FAKE! SHE CAN'T FLY! STAR IS A FAKE!" approaching*
*yelps* *hides behind fallen branch* *whispeers* Tell them I'm not here!
[Hurriedly double-checks birthday calendar]
Hm. Apparently it's Jessica's birthday. WHICH JESSICA THERE ARE SIX!!! I don't really know any of them, though, so whatever. And I won't see any of them until yesterday, so it doesn't really matter.
That doesn't sound too nice mel. I hope you can eat again soon.
Hello Lucy!
Kessie is A M A Z A Y N :)
thanks guys :) but my brother said to me "well look on the bright side, now you can say that you got headbutted by a dog and lived" so I suppose there is some kind of silver lining to it... XD
Umm.. Star's not here. Well...she might be. Um... I mean, her superpower... [Whispers conspiratorially] It's actually invisibility, so we don't really know where she went! Maybe you could try...umm...Superland?
Hi Luci :)
GET BETTER SOON MEL! :(
thanks Mara!
*crowd finds me* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Okay. Okay. Okay. CALM DOWN, I'LL PROVE I CAN FLY!
*crowd goes silent*
Yeah. Uh. Yeah.
*jumps off rock a metre off the ground* *lands on feet* SEE??? I FLEW!!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOO!
Person in crowd: Anyone can fly that far!
Another person: *goes and jumps off the rock to demonstrate* *lands on feet*
Me: Oh, well done, congratulations! You must be a superhero too!!! *hugs them* JOIN THE CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: *holds up pitchforks angily*
Me: *yelps* *runs*
My dad said he's going to get me an army jacket:3
AND A LEATHER JACKET.
\ZYU8SR0BYHNDG
oh and a proper American Foorball jacket, omg.
SO EXCITED FOR SO MANY THINGS C:
*forgot to say* Hey Luce :)
Star, you might want to check your email... :)
Okay then. If you're going to be that way. [Glares at computer]
Anyone else excited for the Blogland TMS celebration?
Nearly Easter holidays. Just one week of school left.
I'M EXCITED ZAF!! :D:D:D:D:DD
There's going to be a Blogland TMS celebration?
*stops to hug Fabi before continuing running*
*reachs end of cliff* . . . ----.
CROWD: YES!!!!! JUMP OFF THECLIFF! PROVE YOU CAN FLY!
Me: *looks over cliff* *looks at pitchforks* *is trapped* *gulps*
Crowd: FLY! FLY! FLY! FLY! FLY!
Person in crowd: Hurry up, e haven't got all day!
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. Let me just order pizza.
Person in crowd: *sceptically* Pizza?
Me: Yeah. To celebrate your acception of me as a superhero.
Person in crowd: There's a pizza company that delivers to HERE??? *looks doubtfully around at wildlife, trees, grass, etc.*
Me: Noooooooo, they don't, but I'll uh fly to somewhere where they sell them!
Person in crowd: Then why do you have to order them ifyou can just fly to the shop?
Me: If they start cooking the pizza now, it saves waiting time . . .
Crowd: *doubtful*
Me: *quickly whips out phone and begs my friend who works for Dominoes Pizza to get a trampoline opened at the bottom of the cliff*
Crowd: *getting impatient*
My friend: *doesn't know where the hell I am, is busy, and is unwilling to spend tons of money n a trampoline*
Me: *panicking*
Yay for parties! Of course I am!
Still not sure if I'll be able to come, but I hope so!
lucky! I have 2 weeks of school left :)
We get a week off before and a week off after Easter. What do you get Mel?
TMS PARTY? YAY!
I have this week for 5 days the following is 2 full days and then a half day the day of the celebration
I think I get two weeks of after... yeah I think so :)
I'll ded something when I have something to ded
We have two weeks for Easter. Two for Easter, three for Chrsitmas and six for summer. :)
Oh my gosh, I love Kessie so much. She's so p e r f e c t.
Why did it set that as my profile pic??? Silly computer. Ugh. Sorry!
Kessie is awesome. [Nods]
But I'm not in on Monday cause of the bank holiday. I've got a half day on Thursday cause of service of light and a half day on Friday cause we get a half day on the last day before Easter Christmas and summer.
So really I'm only in for three days next week. I'm having a great few weeks.
I miss Kessie :(
I'm looking at my plan for Skuttlebuggia chapters...
I said within five chapters they'd be at war.
War starts at, around, chapter 9...
I think this fic is going to be really long...
TELL HER I SAY HIIII :D
Long is good Luci. Long gives us more enjoyment from the story :)
People leave and people arrive. That's how the world works.
Speaking of arriving. Hello.
She had to go Jubster, but I'll tell her next time :)
I miss our emails...
Kes is so amaziggle. *smiles sadly*
Miss her.
HEY RIM! *hugs*
Kiss You is stuck in my head. *laughs*
Hi Rim
Uh Mara.
Did you put that on the same comment as my hello for a reason? Or just to save space?
RIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
Starar, she said she emailed you a few minutes ago but you didn't reply...
SHE MISSES YOU ALL :')
Gtg mom wants me to do something...
Hi/bye Rim!
Bye all!
What is this fan-fic I hear?
(Sorry, read back throw the comments)
Oh, I just did it randomly. *laughs*
I don't know why, but I feel all giddy now. DAMN ONE DIRECTION VIDEOS.
See. Did it again XD
I miss Kessie, too. Even though I barely knew her, she was definitely awesome.
Now bye!
BYEEE FABBIIIIII
RIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! *tacklehugs*
Hullo~
I'm writing out another plan for Skuttlebuggia.
And there are already more chapters than I had anticipated... And I've only written out the chapters for before the battle begins...
This is going to end up being full-on novel length... O_O
Bye Fabi!
OOOOOH
Sounds interesting, who's in it?
*lays on sand by lake* ah sunlight
Bye Fabzilla!
Just keep writing!
L, massive coincidence but I just bought another leather jacket and a jacket from an ex army shop today...
Bye Fabigail! *hugs*
I've been looking for a proper leather biker jacket for a while, now... But they're all crappy, SO I'M WAITING UNTIL I GO TO KISSIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<3
And I've been looking for an army jacket for a while, because the market stall that used to stock them in Rotherham sort of disappeared. ._.
I also want an army backpack. I WANT TO ATTACK ONE WITH BADGES C:
And, for once, I'm planning something out. And hoping it'll work... x3
Now to write the chapters of the battle... WHICH WILL BE TERRIBLE BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT D;
*does the Louis Sass Dance*
Damn you and your amazayn videos, schrapm51.
Strange name. But amazayn videos. Like I just said. C:
Bye Fabi :(
well I need to go so bye everyone :)
Bye Mel!
Also, I gotta go too... Bye!
Bye Mel :(
Bye Rim and anyone else that leaves before I press the publish button.
Bye Mel!
BYE RIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM!
BYE MEL AND RIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BYE MEL AND RIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye those who left
*sighs*
I am gonna laugh if I die in LSODM because everyone expects me to sob
Bye Mel! Bye Rim! *hugs*
SOrry I poofed . . . :(
I'd like to find vids for my Disturbed playlist now, bt I completed it . . . *sighs*
DAMN TYPOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. *glares*
I think you asked me to tell you to do a Little Mix playlist when you finished your Disturbed one... did you?
Gtg bye
I'm going to see Dublin play later in Croke Park.
?
I have a terrible memory and rarely rember the things I say (My sister always says "You said this!" and I'm like "Did I? I don't remember . . .")
But when I get round to it I'll do a Little Mix one, seeing as you and Fabi are both into them . . . I'm doing 1D at this second though. :)
Msd.
*remember
Croke Park...
I HOPE SCARAB DOESNT TRY TO BLOW YOU UP
I don't mind whether Scarab tries to blow you up or not - I just don't want him TO blow you up. :)
Him trying and failing is awesome, though. :)
But baby if you say you want me to stay
I'll change my mind . . .
APPARENTLY THEY'VE DESTROYED SOM
I WANT TO CRY
WHY IS THERE A THEME PARK
NO
WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT ._.
:(
I have no idea what SOM is, but I feel for you anyway. :(
Cause I'll wanna know when I'm walking away
If you'll be mine...
Sea of Monsters.
Next in the Percy Jackson series.
THEY RUINED THIS FILM TOO ;-;
And I have already added ten chapters to what I thought it would be, and I've only just finished writing the plan for the battle section of the fic...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO idiots. *glares*
I'm a whatever you call a fan of Percy Jackson to, just not clued in on he abbreviations . . .
STUPID FILMMAKERS. *punches*
Never mind, the books'd've bee better anyway . . . :/
I think wheNever I write the word Never I'll put in in capitals. :)
. . . DON'T ASK.
*sings* WON'T GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WON'T GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*too,
Demigod.
I hope my mate is misinformed or something... Because if they mess it up, WE WILL HAVE TO MURDER SOME PEOPLE
OOOOOOH LET'S MURDER MARA.
. . . Jk. XD
Why "OOOOOOH LET'S MURDER MARA" was the first thing that popped into my head upon reading Scáth's comment, I have no idea. (?)
BUT BEING DAED IS FUN. :)
*sensibleness* Murder the filmmakers, of course.
*dead
I HAVE DECIDED WHERE THE CEREAL SCENE GOES C:
Chapter 21~
I often change the plot massively as I go along, so writing out of order wouldn't really work for me . . . :)
My characters may have escaped the wall that was chasing after them trying to kill them, but now the empty sky is firing missles at their imaginary carplane, so they aren't safe yet. :)
It sounds so utterly random and crazy when I summarise it all like that . . .
Faith, it drives me away
But it turns me on
Like a strangers love
It rockets through the universe
It fuels the lies, it feeds the curse
We, too, could be glorious
You were going to kill me?! O.o
So baby if you say you want me to stay
Stay for the night
I'll change my mind :)
hi guys! I may be distant, as I'm writing.
Hi Stella!
This chapter of mine is inZayn. *laughs*
Hi Stella! :)
Star - STUFF THAT'S DRIVING ME INZAYN XD
hi Star!
Hello Stella!:)
I need to finish the beginning of this chapter.
I think it might be another short one... :)
I WANT, I WANT, I WANT
BUT THAT'S CRAZY!
This chapter I'm doing is turning incredibly long. It's coz I planned it in my head first, y'see. In my head it took a lot less detail and stuffs . . .
AHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO! D;
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME WATTPAD?! DAMN YOU! *cries*
Hmmmm
I wanna write a creepypasta/blogland story
Hi Luci and Maralie! I've got my whole story thing planned out in my head, and am writing it back to front, a scene at a time. I have absolutely no idea why I'm doing this I'm just crazy! :)
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM But how to start it off
hi Tyler! creepy pasta???
First
>_>
ONE DIRECTION
Yus a creepypasta
Well not like them, with the characters from them
OH MY GOLDEN GOD.
-.-
Mwahahaha!
I ded to maniacal laughter, Avatar the Last Airbender, Ireland, and Derek.
*emails story to self and copies andpastes onto Word, then checks word count*
7, 300 . . . Is that a lot? *doesn't usuall check word count on my stories*
It's sixteen pages on the Word document, though, so WOW, that is a lot! My chapters are usually five pages, six . . .
*usually
Psst. Pssst. Val. Hey, hey Val? Val? Maybe you could, like, ded to One Direction also? For me? Please?
Maybe I should divide this chapter up. I have quite a bit to write . . . :P
Right, so
IF ANYONE HAS OC'S tell me there names or if you wanna be someone from tv or a film or a book or the internet tell me, I want to write the story like that. Or if you want be yourself, thats okay too
Sorry Mara... I don't like One Direction...
Woah. Starar, that's a lot... O.o
ARGH.
WATTPAD DELETED MY FAVOURITE STORY. *cries*
I WORKED SO GODDAMN HARD ON IT.
DAMMIT.
VAL HAVE YOU BEEN STALKING THE BLOG SO YOU CAN GET FIRST!? :P
In Times New Roman, font size 12, it's 20 pages . . . :)
NO... I just came on when it was 3399, then refreshed the page to 3400, and I got first.
In Times New Roman, font size 12, it's 20 pages . . . :)
*tilts head*
But EVERYONE likes One Direction! Even IENI is starting to like them! *flails arms around*
But it's fine. DEDICATIONS ARE FOR THINGS YOU LIKE. LIKE ONE DIRECTION, LITTLE MIX, DEREK, SKULDUGGERY, IRELAND, AMERICA, MUSIC...
Wait, uh, what was I talking about again?
If everyone likes One Direction, then that's another reason I'm such a weirdo. AND IM AN AWESOME FREAKING WEIRDO!
THE JUBSTER IS BACK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stupid Wattpad! *kills* DIE! DIE! DIE! HOW DARE YOU DELETE MARA'S STORY???
@Ivy: The only reason you don't like One Direction is because you haven't talked to Mara as much as I and some others have. *laughs*
Don't worry Val...
I don't like 1 Direction either :)
*Hides from Mara*
No, no, my friends like One Direction, Star, and I still hate their music...
Cause no-one ever looks so good in a dress
And it hurts cause I know you won't be mine tonight...
Harry Styles Facts.
Me: Mmmmkay.
*clicks*
Harry is waiting for that one girl to take his breath away.
Me: *jumps out of window* HOLD ON HAZZA I'M COMING!
I hate 1d, one day, someone from the band will tell something that only the haters would have expected to happen
*facepalm*
Look, Jubster, it's pretty simple. It's either One Direction or 1D. No 1 Direction or One D.
Sorry. It's just my instinct.
DAMN WATTPAD. LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO. *blames Wattpad for all of life's problems*
Ooookay Tyler, you want to start a fandom fight?
COME AT ME BRO!
*does the thingymabob Harry does in the fifth unseen/unreleased video of Spin The Harry*
But seriously. I will crush Directionhaters LIKE FLIES.
I have irl friends who're into 1D too, Ivy, but NO ONE is as obsessed as Mara. IT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
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