I hope Karina Hauge doesn't mind me posting her picture here. I just thought...
... wow...
A signed book to the first Minion who gets Skulduggery tattooed on their FACE!
EDIT
And since posting this I've received one or two messages from young and impressionable Minions who are saving up to do just that...
Don't! It was a JOKE!
Getting a tattoo is a decision that stays with you YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!
The last thing I want is to be in the middle of a signing somewhere and an angry mother hauls her son/daughter up to me and says "Look! Look at my daughter's face!"
I'll nod and smile politely, because I am a polite person, and I will say something along the lines of, "What a lovely young lady she is."
And then the mother will start shaking the poor girl. "She has. A tattoo. Of your character. ON HER FACE."
And I'll peer closer. "Is that what it is? I thought it was a freckle."
"It takes up her ENTIRE face!"
"I thought it was a big freckle. Are you going to sue me now?"
"YES!"
And that's when the ninjas attack.
I may be letting my imagination run a LITTLE bit wild, but you get the idea.
DO NOT GET ME SUED.
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Wbd
There is NO way they can get rid of Dr Who. NO WAY
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?feature=edit_ok&list=PLTslNdjmKxFtyDjXNSMNesm8F-RgBg0Av
OMGG.
I finished my Disturbed playlist.
*sits there blankly, in shock*
It's over.
I'm kind of sad.
I did it.
. . . DO YOU KNOW HOW LLLLOOOONNNNGGGG THIS HAS TAKRN ME??? HOW MANY HOURS UPON HOURS???
. . . It's completed.
Wow.
*shock*
*Nods, stays lying on cold ground*
The public like the shows too much. THey'll get lots of money from kepping DW and Sherlock running, plus lots of popularity, so they'll probably keep them running. :)
*keeping
*They'll
There should be a SP app.
Even if it wasn't a game just any sort of SP app.
If anybody, on their travels, finds a vid for Kinda I Want To by Nine Inch Nails, please tell me, because I can't seem to find one. Not even one with Spanish subtitles.
*a YouTube vid
HELLO???
Where did you all go?
I'm still here but I'm distant Star.
*nods* That's okay. :)
AHHHHH WE'RE ALL OUT OF NOODLES!
MARA LOVES NOODLES
THEY ARE A VERY NICE SNACK
AHHHHHHH *runs around in triangles, panicking*
Mara here have a packet of noodles. *sends a packet of noodles to Mara through Blogland*
THANK YOU AIS! *tacklehugs*
*noms noodles*
*Waves from the ground* I'm here, just remembering the good shows on the BBC
HI MARA!!!!
YOU'RE OUT OF NOODLES?????? O_O
*hopes The Maraness doesn't explode*
Yolo
ASH TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never fear, Ais is here!!!
Hi Chloe :)
HI CHLOE!!!
Hows y'all doing?
did anyone watch comic relief?
*Waves from ground*
Hiya Chloe
Hello Tyler
If anyone is planning on making a lyrics vid anytime soon . . . Or anytime . . .
Then please ay you make one for Kinda I Want To by Nine Inch Nails? :)
I'll include it on my playlist, if anyon makes one. :)
SOrry about my advertising. I put some undiscreet hints on my playlist description too. :P
I did.....now I'm all depressed and stuff
Now I'm hungry. *pouts*
lolwhut? 8 votes on my new story? YES! *screams*
It's only been up for a week or two:)
Soz Star but I dont know how to make lyric vids
Soz Star but I dont know how to make lyric vids
I watched it from about 10pm till midnight . . . :)
WERE ONE DIRECTION ON COMIC RELIEF?
I meant to check but my mother was watching something and I had to record it and it was already almost over by the time I recorded it BLUGH.
I liked the first sketch with Simon Cowell's weddingcc
Yes they were Mara
I missed the begining and yus Mara
*Sits up*
I wanted to see Smithy and Tenny but I missed them :(
They weren't on when I was watching it, Mara . . . But they'd've probs been on earlier if they were on. :)
I couldn't have watched it 6pm - 10pm, because rockclimbing, so. :)
That's okay, Chloe! I'm fully expecting not to find one until a few years later. *laughs*
When I started watching it, Jack Whitehall and Jonathan Ross were just leaving
Msd and wbd still
So they were on, and I did miss them! :(
Rockclimbing wa'n't even that fun yesterday, because they were all arguing and messing about and having a go at each other and getting injured and blergh. It started to feel very like school, in the sense that the rest of them were a nightmare and I was just sitting there quietly and/or getting on with stuff. The rockclimbing instructor even told me if I wanted help doing something I just had to ask because the rest of them were messing about but she didn't want them to obstruct my progress as I was mostly just there to climb. XD
See, good behaviour in school does affect stuff out of school. *nods* Behaving well is a good habit to get into. :)
@Tyler: Ah, I was watching it before they came on, and I left just a bit after they did. :)
I'm gonna look o Youtube for vids of it
My mum pointed out though that all these comedian people would earn tons of money and that they should be giving to charity themselves, because it would make a bigger impact than lots of us ordinary people donating ten pounds.
I informed her that 1D had recently given 50, 000 pounds to charity. That was the number, roght?
*right
I'm making so many typos now. WHAT HAS HAPPENED ME?
*quotes a Disturbed song* What has come over me?
*follows up song*
What madness taken over my heart?
To run away
The only answer
Pulling me away
To fall upon the (night)
Source of my recovery
. . . The Night, that's what the song is. :) *hums The Night*
Dammit. *mutters*
Thanks guys :)
LET'S GO TO NANDOS
um I feel strange again.
I'm at a Nandos
Trying to Paul home
All of my change I've spent on Lou
Where have his socks gone
Niall, it's all wrong
You ate the food we made for two
Yeah
I know it's hard to remember
They tried out separately
It's even harder to picture
They placed at number three
Harry loves to get naked
But the boys never mind
As soon as they got famous
All of the fangirls broke down...
g2g gotta have food early
For saving me from all they've taken
Letting my amour fall again
Giving me the strength to face them
Feeling it taking over
Now
I'm on a path to take it all away
There can be no better way of knowing
In a world beyond controlling
Are you gonna deny the saviour
In front of your eyes?
Stare into the night
Power beyond containing
Are you gonna remain a slave for
The rest of your life?
Stare into the night . . .
Yep Starar. Half a million or £500,000. :)
@Mara: *laughs irl* :) Cool parody.
:( Fours Chloe!
Buh-bye Chloe! :(
OH CRAP I FORGOT THE PIZZA! *runs over to oven*
*nods* Cool. :)
Bye Chloe :(
Hope the pizza's ok Mara.
I made Calzone pizza yesterday at school. It was surprisingly really nice. Best thing I've made at school so far. :)
Actually, best thing I've made at school full stop, I'm not cooking anything at school ever again . . . We're icing cakes on Friday and then bye-bye Food.
Gtg bye:(
:( FOURS ASH!
I'm bored........
Starar - Ikr! This girl on YouTube made it :)
Twitcams make me smile
Someone should tell Niall
To hide his profiles (?)
I'd let Larry Stylinson
Prank call my friends
Six Rs in Terrrrrrance (XD)
Zayn's no pedophile (?)
Now I'm at a Nandos...
Everytime I read a new fanfic
Louis' munching on some carrot sticks
Why is Harry's hair always perfect
Liam's only got one kidney left
Yeah
We better thank Simon Cowell
For making the boys stay
Louis drove the van so slow
They got stopped twice that day (XD)
Zayn has such beautiful eyes
And perfectly quaffed hair
There were women in Sweden
Who wouldn't put their shirts down (o.o)
Video diaries
Superman Louis
Liam loves Danielle Peazer
And Zayn loves Perrie
Niall and his guitar
Louis and Eleanor
The kazoo and Harry (XD)
Now I'm at a Nandos...
Zayn should probably work on his dance moves
Niall is a big fan of the zoo
Harry used to share a flat with Lou
Liam won't go near another spoon
Now I'm at a Nandos! :)
?
Cool! :)
Just listen guys
http://windyautumn.tumblr.com/post/11307608043/just-listen
mmmmmm nutella
*sighs* We bought coca cola yesterday and it tastes like air freshener. I had to find out the hard way. :/
Pepsi is better than Coke, and Dr Pepper is better than Pepsi. Coke is meh. :)
I'm not a big fan of fizzy, tbh. I like it when we're near the end of our big containers of fizzy drink and it's all flat. :)
I like cheap own-brand supermarket cola, though. Tastes like cola-flavoured lollipops! I'm not sure where it rates on my scale, but it's better than Coke, and must get bonus points for being cheap . . . :/
There' this One Direction song in my head and I don't know which one it is. Curse you, Mara. :)
hmm I might know....my best-friend cant stop singing them
Tell me the lyrics, Star :)
I love Coke :) Pepsi is really nice and I've never had Dr. Pepper.
Is it...
WMYB?
Tell Me A Lie?
I Should've Kissed You?
More Than This?
Up All Night?
Or another one? :)
Well. It's not WMYB, Gotta Be You, One Thing or More Than This . . . *scrolls down*
Not Up All Night, I Wish or Tell Me A Lie . . .
Not Taken or I Want, don't THINK it's Everything About You, it's not Same Mistakes . . .
OH. It could be Save You Tonight! *goes to listen*
*is listening* . . . Less certain now . . .
No, it's not Save You Tonight, goddammit.
. . . Anddd I can't remember Stole My Heart so technically it could be that one. *listens*
COULD BE THS ONE!!!!!!!!
. . . No, it's not . . .
And now I've forgotten the bit of song that was stuck in my head! D:
*laughs* This is kinda amusing, actually . . .
I'll recoognise it when I hear it, even though I've forgotten it.
OH, I REMEMBER IT NOW!
. . . Forgotten again . . .
REMEMBERED AGAIN!
Not Moments, not Another World . . . Or it could be . . . No. Not Na Na Na. Not I Should've Kissed You. Not LWWY or Kiss You. Not Little Things. Not Last First Kiss or Heart Attack or Rock Me - it could be C'mon C'mon coz I don't rememer that one, but it's near the end of my playlist and I thought the song was further back than that . . . SO IT MIGHT BE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. I know the chorus of Everything About You, but not much else, so . . . *goes to listen*
But I though the part that was stuck in my head WAS chorus, so . . . GAH.
*listning* No, it's not Everything About You. Thought not.
So. *listens to C'mon C'mon*
If it's not this one, WHICH ONE IS IT??? Gah. It better be ths one.
OH THINK IT'S THIS ONE.
The one that I came with
She had to go
OH. THOUGHT THIS BIT WAS CNNECTED TO MY PART. IT'S THIS ONE.
*chorus starts* HAH!!!!! IT'S THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*proud of self, for no reason whatsoever*
Well. It's not WMYB, Gotta Be You, One Thing or More Than This . . . *scrolls down*
Not Up All Night, I Wish or Tell Me A Lie . . .
Not Taken or I Want, don't THINK it's Everything About You, it's not Same Mistakes . . .
OH. It could be Save You Tonight! *goes to listen*
*is listening* . . . Less certain now . . .
No, it's not Save You Tonight, goddammit.
. . . Anddd I can't remember Stole My Heart so technically it could be that one. *listens*
COULD BE THS ONE!!!!!!!!
. . . No, it's not . . .
And now I've forgotten the bit of song that was stuck in my head! D:
*laughs* This is kinda amusing, actually . . .
I'll recoognise it when I hear it, even though I've forgotten it.
OH, I REMEMBER IT NOW!
. . . Forgotten again . . .
REMEMBERED AGAIN!
Not Moments, not Another World . . . Or it could be . . . No. Not Na Na Na. Not I Should've Kissed You. Not LWWY or Kiss You. Not Little Things. Not Last First Kiss or Heart Attack or Rock Me - it could be C'mon C'mon coz I don't rememer that one, but it's near the end of my playlist and I thought the song was further back than that . . . SO IT MIGHT BE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. I know the chorus of Everything About You, but not much else, so . . . *goes to listen*
But I though the part that was stuck in my head WAS chorus, so . . . GAH.
*listning* No, it's not Everything About You. Thought not.
So. *listens to C'mon C'mon*
If it's not this one, WHICH ONE IS IT??? Gah. It better be ths one.
OH THINK IT'S THIS ONE.
The one that I came with
She had to go
OH. THOUGHT THIS BIT WAS CNNECTED TO MY PART. IT'S THIS ONE.
*chorus starts* HAH!!!!! IT'S THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*proud of self, for no reason whatsoever*
Or was it
Live While we're young
Little Things
Kiss you
The comic relief song?
Wut?????????
Zayn: Tell me I'm a screwed up mess!
Me: You're a screwed up mess.
Zayn: That I never listen, listen!
Me: You never listen.
Zayn: Tell me you don't want my kiss!
Me: HOLD THE FLACK UP
*falls out of tree*
AAAAH!!!!!
All I had in my head was "Been watching you all night", and I knew it was connected with "The one that I came with" and her going, so . . . *laughs*
SO C'MON C'MON
MOVE A LITTLE CLOSER NOW«3
*Sees Zafira fall, stands over her*
You okay?
I think so
*shakes head*
The tree assulted a Sanctuary agent! Mean tree
*laughs*
I know One Thing, Kiss You, LWWY, Rock Me, WMYB, OWOA/TK, Heart Attack, Litle Things, Up All Night, Taken, Gotta Be You, I Want, Same Mistakes, I Should've Kissed You and various sections of others though, coz of my playlist . . . :)
HI ZAF!
YES MARA.
And now, I shall return to my Art homework. *returns to it*
Isn't that Accidently in love?
'Their Comic Relief song?'
Oh my goshness Tyler.
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER (TEENAGE KICKS) is its name. :D
Hiya there! What have I masdrd? Damn I feel weird nog having been here on Saturdays
No... It's C'mon C'mon :P
YEAH
I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL NIGHT
THERE'S SOMETHING IN YOUR EYES
SAYING C'MON C'MON AND DANCE WITH ME BABY! c:
ALOHA!
*throws green streamers everywhere*
Cause, you know, it's St. Patrick's Day tomorrow. *nods*
Oh yeah! I forgot about St. Patrick's day! :P
HEY MISSY! *hugs*
HEY ZAF! *hugs*
Bad tree!
Miss Cain!! Derek's gonna frolic dressed as a leprechaun tomorrow!
*hugs Mara*
Hiya!
Oh, but I know OWOA/TK coz it's new and famous atm. *shrugs*
I have a very awesome rainbow hat that I'm wearing tomorrow :)
I'm going to change the picture to me, and then change it back again.
*hugs Mara back*
HEY MARA!!
I'm not even Irish, and I'm having a St. Patrick's Day party tomorrow. XD
I'm so weird...
Wbd, painting my nails and toe nails green.
Woah so many comments
I have a green light up bow-tie which I shall wear tomorrow
I shall be The Doctor :3
WHAT? IT'S ST. PATRICKS DAY TOMORROW. I know, coz it's Ieni's birthday! 17th March!
@Tyler: If I didn't know Mara, you'd know a lot more about 1D than me. :P
Omgg.
Thank you, Zaf, for reminding me.
DEREK IS A LEPRECHAUN FROLICKIIIING. XD
Green is my fav colour
I'm Irish so I shall celebrate it and hopefully go to a parade
AH, YES.
IENI'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW.
I SHALL HAVE TO EMAIL HER!!
*puts it in reminders*
And I guess I would Star :3
OWOA/TK is pretty awesome though. :)
My mother met Blondie in America a few years ago. :) She told me she ran into her in an elevator. *laughs*
Okay, the dimensions got stretched a bit, but you get the idea.
HEY EMBER!! *tacklehugs*
You so know he is! And I have Irish decendants and all but I can't go to a party since I have the show tomorrow so I am wearing a green shirt anyway so I shall celebrate that way
*GASPSEVERSOLOUDLY*
I HAVE POSSIBLE FOUND SOMETHING EPIC, now I need photos of people....soon
HEY CAIN!!!
WHAT'S THE EPIC THING
OOOH, YES, WHAT IS THE EPIC THING??
I'm going to the parade in my nearby town:)
DEREK THAT REMINDS ME, PLEASE COME TO EASONS IN CLONMEL FOR THE LSODM SIGNING! PLEASEEEEEEEEE. Because that's 5 minutes away from my house and I can't keep driving to Kildare or Cork. *pouts*
Okay I need people who want to be in this eCard
As well a pic of Derek
*looks at nail polish*
*looks at nails*
I'll attempt this.
I'll probably fail.
Hola Ember!
TG4 is such a strange channel. It's all Irish. Weird channel...
I only need 3 pics of people though (1 per person)
...eCard?
*intrest is piqued*
I wanna be in the e-card!
Niall polish... *snorts with laughter* *falls off chair*
I'm still waiting for him to get my book xD I think he'll get it soon
I dont have any signed books so my only hope was sending it to him xD
And if Vinette tries to ship me with Ravel in front of him on the 30th I will kill her on the spot
Just because I like Ravel doesnt mean the Golden God cares about that because IRELAND AND AMERICA ARE AT WAR
I'll be in this eCard... *nods* *smiles*
*looks at Mara laughing*
*begins laughing because I ACTUALLY GET THE JOKE*
*falls off chair*
CAUSE IT'S NIALL AND NAIL AND IT'S FUNNY XD
*falls off floor*
Okay anyone else
I have Me, Sept and Mara, I need one more person
Omgg.
This green is actually a good colour and looks alright. :D
*starts laughing again because Niall and nail*
I'm not gonna celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Even though I have Irish decendents too. I don't give a fig about St. George's Day either, so it's all fair. :)
I almost wrote decadence insteaqd of decendents. *laughs*
*sings* DECADENCE ISN'T EASY
IS IT?
Only okay picture of myself I could find XD >>>>
ME!!
I'LL DO THE ECARD THINGY! :D
*E-card
*goes in tree* comfy tree
Me too for e-card
Hmm Well..this is tuff... just wait a sec
*hangs upside down from tree*
Ughh... blood is rushing to my head. *laughs*
*starts to scream-sing LWWY*
I can only find e-cards with 5 people
So that would be me, Derek, Mara, Sept, and one other...hmmm tuffy
The funny thing is I'm supposed to be an Elder and I am sure not mature
ZAFFY
UGH LIFE DUNT DO DES TO MEHHH1!!!!!!!!DJHAUIOFHP
MISSY!
Zaf said she'd be in the e-card, Tyler :)
And now Missy does too... :P
LET'S GO
CRAZZY CRAZY CRAZY TILL WE SEE THE SUN
Yeah but so did Miss Cain....so, only one way to do this
DEATH BATTLE
I'm kidding, Idk, maybe who posted the comment first?
*crazy
*has dynamite stick*
I could explode Ireland
If you look at the times of the comments, they both had 1:55pm on them...
SHICHUOUERHPIUHOFU[DJSWVU;HOVIH
I'll drop out Tyler :) Missy and Zaf can go in instead of me.
okayokayokayokayokayokayokkayokokokoko0k0k0k00k0k0k0
Looks like I'll have to settle this with the decider machine
AND LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG :3
IT'S DECIDING
*[retends I have a clue what everyone's on about*
Are you sure Mara???
REALLY, MARA??
You said it before me, so I think you should stay in!!!
Plus, if I can't find a decent photo of me, I'll pull out.
Did you see my comment Tyler? :P
Yus *nods*
Really! *laughs*
Missy, it's grand! You stay in :)
Hey Stararar! :)
Pretend all you want, Star. XD
uhh okay so
Sept, Zaf and Cain, I need a photo of you guys for this (Not sounding pervy at all)
I HAVE FOUND A HALF-DECENT PHOTO OF ME.
And it's in black and white.
Is that OK, Tyler?
I got one and uhm where shall I send?
Sure, thats okay Cain and Zaf, just make it your profile pic just for a few mins thats all
Is Sept still here?
*finally realises what an eCard is*
Oh, cool!
I'm all for real life cards, though. I spend hours drawing my cards. :)
Is it working...?
Yay!
It's working!
Ah I can't go on and do it I'm on my iPod
Wow.
Now I really hate this photo. -_-
Thats done cain, thanks
Hmm Do you have email Zaf?
Thats done cain, thanks
Hmm Do you have email Zaf?
Lag sorry
The photo is nice, I haven't got a decent photo of myself
Yeah I have an email
No worries, Tyler. :)
*has already changed back photo 'cause I'm a ninja, in a way*
Missy you're so pretty! :D
Lol cain
Okay Zaf send the photo to my email
It's alicesmith1209@gmail.com
Hmm I need one more, Mara, do you wanna do this, Sept doesn't seem to be here
...Really, Mara??
YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY!!
I always look really bad in photos. -_-
But you look amaZayn!! (Oh God, what has happened to me)
*(Oh God, what has happened to me, I said amaZayn, I blame you Mara completely)
Alright Tyler :)
Missy, you're reallyreally pretty!
Haha, no I'm not. XD
ONE DIRECTION INFECTION!
Okay all I need is Zaf's photo and we're done :3
Sent it
*watches comment count carefully*
...
Just got the email (btw way, any that want's my email can have it a message me about helpful stuff)
Fhcyhxu
Oh wah, I'm first
DAMMIT
Alrighty good
*looks at photo of me again*
*frowns*
But Mara, how is that making me look pretty? It's a terrible photo.
I'm not even smiling!!
WHILST YOU ARE SMILING AND YOU LOOK REALLY REALLY REALLY PRETTY!!
I can't smile in photos. I look too strange.
*facewall*
So... close...
I BLAME TV. IT DISTRACTED ME.
Ooooh.
New page. :D
You're both really pretty . . . O_O
Which shows how pretty you are because you don't even have to smile to be pretty!
I don't even look pretty when I smile XD
...
what
what is this horror
this fanfic
i can't
the day one direction died
the feels
how could someone write this
poor eleanor
Done :3
Now to do the next 2 steps
Yay!
How do we see it? Like, do you need my email? :)
maralielilycharm@gmail.com if you do.
Thankies, Star. :)
Mara, did you just read a fan-fic where 1D die?
MARA SMILING MAKES YOU LOOK PRETTIER!! Truuuust meeeee.
Everyone 'cept for Zayn dies. And Eleanor, Louis' girlfriend, lives as well. I'm on the second chapter.
AND THE WORST THING IS THE AUTHOR IS A DIRECTIONER. I'M GOING TO CRY WHILE READING THIS. BUT IT LOOKS INTERESTING.
If you smile in a picture Missy, everyone must be blinded by your prettiness!
Thanks Starar, but it's not trueeeeeee :P
OH NO......NONONONONONONOONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONO
I'm actually interested.
Can you comment the link, Mara?
Okay for LSODM if anyone reads the chapter where im mentioned before I get the book yiu have full permission to tell me how i appear
TMS COME OUT BEFORE DEREK TORTURES US MORE
I'll try Missy... hold on :)
Tyler... what happened? :o
TYLER? WHAT'S WRONG?
...Or are you comment-replying to Mara's comment about the 1D fanfic thingy?
*Hits head against random wall*
IT'S NOT FREE dhiaousgfhusyhoyu
http://www.wattpad.com/story/2137077-the-day-one-direction-died
ELEANOR IS ONE PRETTY GIRL I CAN TELL YOU THAT
all of my hard, editing skills used for nothing
HELLO!
Aw! *frowns*
That sucks! Majorly!
I use picmonkey.com for editing pictures and stuff :) Maybe you can make e-cards and stuff on that? :P You can try if you want.
HEY THE JUBSTER! *high-fives*
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