I hope Karina Hauge doesn't mind me posting her picture here. I just thought...
... wow...
A signed book to the first Minion who gets Skulduggery tattooed on their FACE!
EDIT
And since posting this I've received one or two messages from young and impressionable Minions who are saving up to do just that...
Don't! It was a JOKE!
Getting a tattoo is a decision that stays with you YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!
The last thing I want is to be in the middle of a signing somewhere and an angry mother hauls her son/daughter up to me and says "Look! Look at my daughter's face!"
I'll nod and smile politely, because I am a polite person, and I will say something along the lines of, "What a lovely young lady she is."
And then the mother will start shaking the poor girl. "She has. A tattoo. Of your character. ON HER FACE."
And I'll peer closer. "Is that what it is? I thought it was a freckle."
"It takes up her ENTIRE face!"
"I thought it was a big freckle. Are you going to sue me now?"
"YES!"
And that's when the ninjas attack.
I may be letting my imagination run a LITTLE bit wild, but you get the idea.
DO NOT GET ME SUED.
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No. No no no. That is not okay.
NO WATTPAD I'M SORRY PLEASE STOP DELETING MY STORIES! D: I'M SORRYYYYY! *screams* NOOOOO NOT THE BRACELET! PLEASE! STOPPPPPPP! AHHHHH NOOOOO WMYB!
*shrieks in horror*
*sends email to Wattpad*
/|_==>> =||=|~|=_>
The trap has been bated, apparently.
[Is not here]
Yes, but I don't like them, and I'm very stubborn. Not persuaded easily. Or at all.
Well, I came up with Directionhaters cause I'm just that smart :3
Obsessed? Pfft. What? Dedicated is the word I use. :P
*thinks of the near-indestructible but very destructIVE insects in Plague*
Uh, Mara, maybe pick another simile?
The Bracelet??? That one was WOWZAMEOWZA Don't tell me it's gone?!,!?!!??!.83?28@'wof
[still not here!]
No, Mara, YOU dedicated THEM. XD
(Hint - I'm using the word 'dedicated' in the ded sense)
FABIGAIL THE GOOD LORD DEREK IS SHINING DOWN ON US! THE BRACELET IS BACK! PRAISE THE GOLDEN GOD! :')
Hey Harry, It's Emily has a few mistakes in it... dammit. I have to sort them out.
*doesn't acknowledge the Fabi who isn't here on account of her not beng here, but would HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII her if she was here, if that makes sense*
Okay, Ivy, you hate One Direction. *watches how this will play out*
Might put guitar hero on...
I give in writing for a while...
Hmm
Yes. Yes I do.
Sorry Mara.
Oh gosh.
If I didn't have One Direction... I'd still be friends with C*******... *shudders*
Rugby is quite violent. *ponders*
NO. I REFUSE TO ADMIT IT.
*screams* AW HELL TO THE NO! WATTPAD JUST DELETED SKULBOOK.
That is IT.
*writes a very rude and disrespectful email to the Wattpad staff*
Ugh, my brother won't let me put Guitar Hero on:'(
I really need to get Guitar Hero... *frowns*
All of my friends have it.
I have a lot of the Guitar Hero games. They're really fun:3
*skips around*
Which reminds me, I have to persuade my mother to let me learn guitar :P
Okay. Picture of Harry. I will not fangirl. I will not HOLY MOTHER OF NANDOS HIS TOP'S GONE.
Hola Zaf :)
I think I scared everyone away... *facepalm*
*frowns* I don't understand why everyone likes it when guys are shirtless.
O_O
WORD JUST GAVE ME 'Mara' AS A SPELLING SUGGESTION.
*never knew it ws actually a word/name*
Some men are attractive when shirtless, but some aren't.
Like David Tennant. And Tom Hiddleston. :)
I've just been sitting here for ages, writing and reading the comments but not posting anything. I call this blog-stalking. ;)
OH MY GOOD GOD.... I fricking love Wattpad
AUTOCORRECT LOVES ME XD
It comes up wrong on my iPod... as does Maralie.
Well, *ahem* Harry has four nipples, so... *sighs dreamily* he's gorgeous.
Wattpad is the best freaking thing in the world except for Blogland, Derek and 1D, but it is SO GODDAMN ANNOYING.
*hums WMYB*
I wonder if I walked into Nandos and randomly screamed "INBETWEENERS DANCE GO!" how many Directioners would copy me... XD
g2g guys, c ya!
Bye Stella! :( *hugs*
Wooo - my awesome friend made me an awesome Skulduggery birthday card!
Sounds epic Ieni! :)
HAPPY DAYEARLY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY DAYEARLY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY DAYEARLY BIRTHDAY TO IENI, HAPPY DAYEARLY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU! :D *throws streamers*
I love it, this is a part of a fanfic it think that I'm reading
"Sounds like my kind of man. Can't wait for you to introduce him to me! However-well we'll discuss more when we arrive at the club. I have so many questions!" In great enthusiasm, Sherlock pumped a fist in excitement at the situation
Kessie and I met on Wattpad... *smiles softly*
Hey, Mara! Hi Tyler! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Noooo! I won't be on Blogland tomorrow, because I'll be in London! D: I might be on early in the morning and late at night though:)
HAVE FUN IN LONDON IENI! :)
HIYA LENI!
Lá Breithe Shona dhuit
Lá Breithe Shona dhuit
Lá Breithe, Lá Breithe
Lá Breithe Shona dhuit
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LENI
.....imightnotremembertosayittoyouwhenitacutallyisyourbirthdaysohereitis
JUBSTER IS BACK
OMG IT'S IENI'S BIRTHDAY!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! IT'S MY SISTER'S BIRTHDAY TOOOOOO! :D
Hi, Jubi! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Danke Mara and Tyler:) Ah, is that in Irish?
I'm going to see my godmother, so I won't be doing much BUT I LOVE TRAINS AND I GET TO GO ON TRAINS!
Not until tomorrow Jubi!
ooh
right
HAPPY.... BITHDAY THAT'S TOMORROW!!!
:D
and
IENI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
It's so annoying when you look up from your homework and discover that your break is already half over and you've been writing your head off while you're supposed to be taking a break and eating lunch. Ugh.
[Looks back]
I've done nothing but complain all day... And now I'm complaining about me complaining and then I'm complaining about that, too, and then! Jdhdjancojehogzgooetoh
Anyway, sorry about that! I should probably come back when I'm in less of an I'm-gonna-kill-someone-or-at-least-an-inanimate-object kind of mood...
Uh...
How did...
*scratches back of neck*
She just...
Uhm...
FABI!!!!!!!!!!!! MARA!!!!!!!!!
hi.
Fabiiiii! Hi! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Wbd - watching Comic Relief from last night
Hi Ieni and Jubi and Mara and anyone else who is hiding--under the sofa or otherwise.
My break is almost over already! Yippee!
[Sarcasm]
I think I'm going to listen to Little Mix. [Nods]
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s7/doctor-who/news/a466223/new-doctor-who-series-seven-trailer-watch.html
Any whovians:)
OMIGOD IENI YOU JUST MADE ME HAVE A FANGIRL SPAZ
AND I DON'T EVEN FANGIRL THAT MUCH!!
Oh sorry Leni, I disappeared to read a story
Yus it is in Irish
Now I must go back to read this wonderful story
[Smiles and sings]
These wings are made to flyyyy
And we don't let nobody bring us dowwwn
No matter what you say, it won't hurt me
Don't matter if I fall from the sky
These wings are made to fly
WHOVAINS?
I'm Wholock (Is that the name or is it something else?)
Just popping in to say I posted a chapter of my new Insanity story. http://inkystar.blogspot.com/
And now I have to depart, so fours!
Hi/bye Star!
That's awesome! Thankyou Tyler!
Wholock is Doctor Who and Sherlock, I believe.
Yayness Jubi! *fangirls with Jubi*
Mara loves that song Fabi:)
Cause wings are made to fly :)
Hi/bye Star! Cool!
And yeah, Ieni. She's the one who got me into Little Mix in the first place. :-)
Now my break is officially over as of twenty minutes ago, so it balances out my late start. I'm really distant now!
My mum said I was allowed to make videos on YouTube so I'm going to make loads of them titled 'Mara's Random One Direction Rant' and 'Mara's Random Skulduggery Pleasant Rant' :P
Then yus I was right, I'm a fan of both
And your welcome
*sneezes*
Yayness Mara! (the 2nd one is probably going to awesomer *grins*
Dammit, apparently 'awesomer' isn't a real word. Stupidness.
Well, apparently that isn't a word either! AGGGH!
Ranting is fun! Yay! And exactly :-)
Bless you! :P or Dia leat!
They'll both be awesome! XD
wait... don't you rant when you DON'T like it...?
Ranting is very fun! XD
Little Mix «3 I love their X Factor cover of Big Girls Don't Cry :)
You rant about anything, whether you like it or not because that is how awesome ranting is :3
ah ok :P
I really want to download iMovie. *frowns*
But with my luck...
Well, obviously yes (because it's you). I'm the saying that the S.P one will be more awesome!
MARA ARE YOU HAPPY WITH MY 1D FILLED FRIDAY?
Telling them Directionhaters where to go and singing 1D *nods*
Asdfghjkl. My parents won a Kindle Fire in a comic relief raffle! And I get it for my birthday! I'm not supposed to know, but I'm me.
hah nice CONGRATS IENI :P
*ruffles Ieni's hair* NAW MY LITTLE DIRECTTLEBUG :3
That's so cool Ieni! :) I got a Kindle for my birthday last year, but it didn't work so we brought it back and I had tons of spending moneyyyyyy and I bought Skulduggery books and stuffs with it :)
Riverfancers are on Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway! :)
I know the blonde girl, she's my cousin's friend's sister's friend...
That's confusing XD
*riverdancers
*the main blonde girl
hello everyone!....I finally got my new horse yesterday yay!!
WILLOW!!!!!
hi.
OMG!! CLEMENTINO!!!!!!!!!
Hi Willow! :)
New horse? Awesome! I love horses! :)
I'M NO DIRECTIONER!
I'm just being nice to 1D, because clearly that makes you happy and when you're happy, it makes me happy!
NOOO GIMME MY HAIR BACK!
Ooo, that's cool!
Hi, Willow! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Ooo, yay! What's it called?
Mara, have I shown you this? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VqTwnAuHws
Look back....doesn't know... Hmm.
Hi Willow!
Distant, history project still!
Gah, bloody neck
What's up with your neck Tyler?:(
What's the history project on Fabi?
Also, danke Fabi for the limerick you wrote about me in your ded! It was an epic ded of epic proportions on the epic scale of epicness!
It's on Silent Spring, DDT and the environmental movement. I get to wear an avocado green coat! It's a performance for History Fair. I might make it to state, as only two other people are foolish enough to challenge me in my category. [nods] I think only one of us goes to state, though. Possibly two. I don't know.
[Laughs] Thanks, Ieni. :-)
I AM ADDICTED TO THIS YOUTUBER AND HER PAULFECT VIDEOS! D:
Er, sounds slighty very complicated *nods and pretends that I know what it is about*
It is slightly very long and complicated. [Nods also]
Well, all I have to say to that Fabi, is:
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
(Please tell me you've seen that)
Hello I'm new here love the SP books, help?
Does anyone know how long LSODM is now? Valkyrie V. I would like to interveiw u.
Hello...!
G2g - byebye *waves*
SHALL BE AT THE ANCIENT AGE OF 14 NEXT TIME I TALK!
Val please can I interveiw u???? Hi everyone how do u stay upp till like 2 in the morning its mad????
Do people talk here???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eudXsZ_T9a8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY. LITTLE MIX & ONE DIRECTION. I CAN'T.
BYE IENI! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *tacklehugs*
Brad... you've been here before. *facepalm*
*resumes listening to OWOA/TK*
God, please answer me.
I have not I swear. Please believe me I dont know who this other Brad is, I swear.
Brad, it's not that hard to know it's you. *laughs* Don't lie. Lying isn't good for your soul.
GAH, I NEED A NEW BOOKCASE
My books just don't fit on this bookcase!
My hardbacks have to go on top of my bookcase because they don't fit, and THERE IS NO SPACE FOR ALL MY PAPERBACKS ;-;
Bye, Ieni! [Laughs] I'm the ancient age of fifteen.
And I have to go as well. Mom just came home and said something along the lines of pleasetellmeyoufinishedsomethingwhathaveyoubeendoingwithyourtimeyoungladyyoushouldknowbetterthantobeslowyouregettinglazyandsloppyandimdisappointedinyouthiswritingis****
Who said anything about another Brad? Nobody suggested it. Also, its like the experiment we did the other day where everyone changed their names, you talk the same and comment just as fast. Why bother pretending to be someone else, anyway?
Now I must go. Au revoir!
Hi Luci! :) *huggles*
Woah... that must be a lot of books O.O
I only have 600, at most. :P They fit more or less neatly into my bookshelf :)
Are you getting the bookcase you were going to decorate? :)
HELLO.
Msd.
I swear...
Brad, you have the same surname as the previous Brad . . . ?
Exactly, Fabigail.
Bye Fabi! *hugs* :(
But anyway. Hello, Brad! Hello, Fabi, Mara, Scáth!
:( FOURS, THE FABI!
Ok I was playin' a liitle trick on ya's but you's r 2 good for me.
Hey Stararar! :)
Brad, we all know it's you. Everything about you screams it out. What's the point in pretending to be someone else? Because you're sure as hell not doing a good job. :P
Hi Star how ya doing havnt been on for a month.
Your Might Lily
*right
I'm doing okay. *nods* How're you doing?
One way or another
I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna GETCHA GETCHA GETCHA GETCHA
*laughs hysterically*
Inside joke... XP
So whats the thing where talkin' about ant and decs saturday night takaway? Just a thought. Hi Lily! Hi Star! Hi everyone else who I forgot to mention!
Hello again!
What kind of interview, Brad?
Lily? *raises eyebrow*
Right.
Good Star dying waiting fro TMS and LSODM!
Oh you know about your LIFE!
Will u do it val?
I mean, over Blogland, or email, or...?
Yes Lily would u prefer if I called u Charm,
*Raises eyebrow back*
Hey Val! :)
WHAT. NO. NONONONONONONO.
WHO THE HELL KILLS OFF THEIR CHARACTER JUST AS SHE GETS WITH LIAM.
stupid wattpad... *mutters*
Blogland in the light beware caelan may be included...!
Yes or No
Caelan? Where? *hides*
And yeah, sure, I'm fine with being interviewed, I suppose...
Wait, interviewed as ME or as the character Valkyrie?
Caelan just attacked me when I told him he can not pose with Val. Naughty!
I have a first name too, Brad.
And don't copy me. It seems weird. *laughs*
OH GUYS DID I SAY THAT 1D SANG OWOA/TK AT THE CONCERT? And I DIED?
Yep. Best day ever :3
Both. Let the interveiw begin, there will be 10 questions.
I need to convince my mum to let me have a bookcase to paint...
This bookcase is older than me. ._.
Ugh. It's so awful. .-.
Also, anyone who's got their OC in Skuttlebuggia needs to e-mail me. I'm no longer using anyone's OCs, if I can help it. :)
Alright.
Ok Maralie *Laughs Back* MWHUAUSHDGF
1. Would u ever sleep with Caelan?
Caelan laughs and prepares to kiss Val.
NO! NO I WOULD NOT!
Ew. Gross.
Question 2 in 3 mins.
Uh... Brad, is there something wrong? Is your keyboard broken or something?
@Mara: :)
@Everyone: I'm too distant to participate in thisconveration properly, sorry . . . I'm writing. :)
jubster
has
entered
*dramatic entrance*
2. What would your story line be in LSODM?
Caelan wheeps I say: Dont worry the next question involves u.
Uh... I don't know. I haven't read it yet.
EW! *winces*
That's disgusting!
Uh... Brad, did you say before you were 10? O.O
No I sometimes just type random keys its personal. mshdtyegte
Maralie: Yes, and I have a girlfreind.
Val the question was meant to be what would u like ur story line to be?
Damn... I have to write my mushy love chapter for the MC now.
UH. HARRY WHY ARE YOU SO ROMANTIC. GOLDEN GOD.
*is distant*
Well...
no?
yes?
maybe?
ok
HI EVERYONEE
What is MC? Mortal Coil?
HI JUBINESS!
What would I like it to be? I dunno... um... Lots of fighting? Witty comebacks? Irritating Skulduggery?
*UGH
Oh, hold on. Over Again came on shuffle.
*sings along*
YEAH HARRY! YOU GO RAP!
Brad - I have a boyfriend. His name is Harry. *nods*
STAAARRRR!!!!!! VAAALLL!!!! MAAARRRAAAA!!!!! BRRAAADDD!!!!!!
hi.
Wellm Val?
I think this would have sounded better out loud . . .
"This is far too unrealistic and it doesn't even make up for it with humor."
"Humour."
"What? I said humor!"
"Yeah, but you THOUGHT humor."
"What? I said humor and I thought humor. And?"
"Yes, but humour is cooler."
"Humor is cooler than humor?"
"No, humour is cooler than humor."
"You're ununderstandable."
"You said humor, H-U-M-O-R, American spelling, but humourus, H-U-M-O-U-R, English spelling, is cooler."
"But they both sound exactly the same!"
"Yes, but you THOUGHT humor . . . And they don't THINK exactly the same."
"I give up."
MC = Mortal Coil.
MC also equals Melovent Collaberation, and this is what Mara ment. :)
Well what? I responded.
MC - Mevolent Collaboration
Ah, that was a ta ununderstandable. *laughs*
*tad
3. Caelan would like to see if u would live with him?
The real question is: What r u writing right now, I'm writing a story about the Dead men.
Answer Caelans if u like
*humour
*facepalm*
I somehow kinda left MC... -_-
*laughs irl* Star, that's brilLiam. Oh my gosh. XD
Haha, I like it, Star :D
That's the sort of thing I do to my friends. I'll start correcting them to spell things the English way.
And I correct them on their awful British accents. And scold them for only liking England and Ireland because of One Direction. *scowls*
How do u write stories for MC I want to.!!! Star answer me////
Please?????????????????????
Tell Caelan I'll gouge his freaking eyes out and feed them to Melancholia.
At the moment, I'm writing this response to your question, but as for a story, I'm writing my Ivy Animosity one.
I wanna join MC.
Yeah Jubster, you haven't written in a while. :(
I LIFT YOU UP
I NEVER STOP
YOU KNOW I'LL TAKE YOU TO ANOTHER WORLD
If you wanna join MC... then you have to probably read all the stories written beforehand....
which is a lot.
4. would u like to help me write a story, Ivy can be in it?
Caelan ran away
*looks up* One Direction?
Well in MC i was with Saph and she ended her chapter with contacting Lav and Lav never wrote her part and I didn't really know what to do about it and it's a bit too late to start up again or I'll have to read all the stories that were made since then...
if that made any sense xP
Yeah, whats it about Mevolent?
1st
1D?
I ded this page to Valkyrie V.
She is great, and the best and i hate Caelan.
DAMMIT! *throws iPod at wall* *scowls*
I had a ded written up and everything...
Hmm. You have to be sent an invitation to join . . . *frowns and tries to remember how you do that*
It's brilLiam? You like it? What? *blankness*
BUT I WASN'T BEING FUNNY! I WAS FAILING AT IT!
Maralie 1nce I've read the storys how do I join?
Thanks for the ded!
Also, I'm a bit irresponsible when it comes to writing stories. I always drop out when it's my turn, so...
Val r answering?
yes or no!?
Anyone who is on from earlier, soo sorry I disappeared! I had to go do something
Well I think you'd have to ask Fabi to send you an invite...
IT WAS REALLY AWESOME STARARAR. *nods*
Hush now. It was Paulfect and if you say it isn't I shall lob a One Direction album at your face.
haha
WILLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi again.
HOWS CLEMENTINO
Yes or no!
Right I will later...
asdfghjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkl;
*yelps* *falls off bed*
LOUIS REPLIED TO MY TWEET
UH WHAT
MY COUSIN JUST TEXT ME. I USED HER ACCOUNT TO TWEET HIM. WHAT.
LET ME CHECK OUT THIS.
IF MY COUSIN IS LYING SHE IS NEVER COMING TO HARRY AND I'S WEDDING
Will someone get Fabi
Hola Willow! Wb! :)
I need to have another LM chat with Fabigail. *nods*
Hey Jubi! and he's doing alright, a little freaked, I took a pic of him (I'll show later), I'm not going to jump right into him yet, he was pretty cautious with everyone earlier
*references to 1D in my story again*
They got a reference last chapter too. *laughs* This is the period of time when Ez is firmly against One Direction, so of course Hunter is irritating and keeps singing their songs . . . Although, I'm unsure how far in the future from 2013 this is, but they aren't a band in this time anymore . . .
hey Mara :)
Uh, no Brad, we can't. Fod the simple reason she isn't online now.
I guess the answer is no, just because I'm really bad at that sort of thing...
bYE Val we will do the interveiw later, gotta go read MC
*for
... No One Direction?
*emotionlessly* I would rather boil in a pit of acid, then be dumped into a car crushing machiney thing, then fall off a cliff and then be run over by a steamroller than live without my boys.
O_O WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARA!
It wasn't Paulfect . . . :/
I know what the best thing I've ever written is, and that isn't it!
The best thing I've ever written must have been dne when I was possessed, though, because I can't write that well, so I suppose it's slightly unfair to compare it to that. :)
Bye
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