I hope Karina Hauge doesn't mind me posting her picture here. I just thought...
... wow...
A signed book to the first Minion who gets Skulduggery tattooed on their FACE!
EDIT
And since posting this I've received one or two messages from young and impressionable Minions who are saving up to do just that...
Don't! It was a JOKE!
Getting a tattoo is a decision that stays with you YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!
The last thing I want is to be in the middle of a signing somewhere and an angry mother hauls her son/daughter up to me and says "Look! Look at my daughter's face!"
I'll nod and smile politely, because I am a polite person, and I will say something along the lines of, "What a lovely young lady she is."
And then the mother will start shaking the poor girl. "She has. A tattoo. Of your character. ON HER FACE."
And I'll peer closer. "Is that what it is? I thought it was a freckle."
"It takes up her ENTIRE face!"
"I thought it was a big freckle. Are you going to sue me now?"
"YES!"
And that's when the ninjas attack.
I may be letting my imagination run a LITTLE bit wild, but you get the idea.
DO NOT GET ME SUED.
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Uhm gtg bell rung be back when home
*Runs in shouting* GERONIMO!!!!!!!
*rolls back in*
Sorry.
But I have a couple of new Skulduggery Sketches, now. :3
DEDICATING IS SO A REQUIREMENT
AND IF IT'S NOT, THEN IT IS NOW
*hums Valley of the Dolls*
*grins*
'Creepy cartoon of Darquesse' completed. :P
Hi, Luci.
And, almost certainly. :3
Okay, sorry!
The glittery things I stuck on my iPod case when I was bored the other day are starting to come off...Mrow.
Okay im back xD
Sorry for vanishing!
Went for tea.
Hello:)
Welcome back, Fabi, Luci, Zaf. :)
*waves*
Welcome back, Zaf! Sorry I poofed earlier. Your teacher does indeed sound scary. Spitting ink is just... It sounds like a nine-year-old would teach the class more professionally than that. Well...depends on the nine year old.
Hi Lucy!
Hello Taia!
[waves back]
Silence is golden. Therefore I have just broken something valuable. Oops.
How are all your awesome projects going?
I wrote the Justaria MC chapter and nobody commented
And i gtg in like an hour for opening night *gulp*
SOrry, I've gotta go.
*leaves hugs, cookies, and small, huggable penguins*
Bye~
I haven't been keeping up with the chapters...Sorry. I'll go read it now, Zaf.
Bye, Taia.
Bye Taia! Im scared
Meh where's Derek when you need him? For Miricale on 34th Street he actually made me feel less nervous by teasing me
You willr do a superbly awesomely excellent job, Zaf! Unless the theater explodes.
....Well...
Aloha, Tyler!
I only explode Ireland, Derek and people
New MC guys. If you even care.
Mara out. Kbye. *disappears*
Ugh. It keeps posting my chapters twice and won't let me delete them -_-
Gtg bye!
Of course I care, Mara! Your Mc chapters are great!
Okay, Zaf.
It's ok, Mara. I can certainly read them twice, though I will only comment on one.
Buh-bye Zaf. *waves*
My MC chapters are anything but :P
INEEDTOFINDOUTWHOORWHATHAPPYAPPYIS!!!!
Finished B-J's and reading yours now.
If they're not awesome, how come I enjoy reading them?
Sorry for vanishing! Again!
I'm trying to write.
And this chapter is bugging me...
WOOH!
Just made my first blog!!
This little bit here...
Ugh.
Why does it feel so weird?
*frowns at part of chapter*
I want to delete it, but I don't know if I should or not...
Why don't you post a bit here and we'll see if it's good or not?
This is the bit that's bugging me...
The bed is cold, but his arms are warm. No matter what, his very presence warms me up inside and out. Ever since getting here, I’ve not been able to sleep in my bed alone, the nightmares have gotten worse. And the only safe place I know is with him. He will stay with me until I fall asleep, all the way until I wake up.
“I love you,” I whisper to him, hugging him tightly.
“I know,” he replies gently,. “But don’t forget to love yourself, too. I didn’t fall for you because I thought you were pretty, you know. I fell for you because I saw the version of you that nobody else thought existed,. I fell for you. I don’t care about your talents in battle, or your way with words that allow you to charm anyone you wish. It wasn’t your perfect figure that caught my eye, either.”
I sit up, allowing myself to study his face. I frown at him, confused. “What do you mean?” I ask.
“You might be a trained killer with the ability to God knows what, but that doesn’t stop you from having a heart of gold. You actually care about those around you, even when they want you dead.” He brushes my fringe behind my ear. “You’re beautiful, Luciana, in every way that there is.”
I stare at him blankly, confused still. Why would he say something like this to me? I’m not nice. I’m not kind, and I’m not beautiful. I’m not a good person. I’m beginning to wander if he really knows me at all.
“You still don’t believe me, do you?” he smiles.
“No, I don’t.” I admit.
“Well,” he presses his lips against mine, and a warm, safe feeling ripples through my body. The kiss doesn’t last long enough, but the words he whispers in my ear echo around my mind endlessly. “Your beauty is infinite.”
0_0
That's so...ugh...words...halp meh here
I CANTZ FIND DEM!!!
Uhm... Is it okay?
*Falls on ground*
It's so good!!!
I feel so weird today... .-.
Mara, I have officially left from Blogland. We have something in common, we both play badminton.
We both are going through ruff places right now. Let your friends help you.
I wish I had friends when I was your age, I was all alone and going through depression. Stay strong my amaZayn friend...
I left you a goodbye on the previous page as well.
Now, goodbye Blogland!
I hate how everyone is leaving/depressed/falling apart ._.
Death... Please don't go...
You're one of my best Blogfriends. Hell, you're my Blogsister. Please don't leave. At least not like this. Not with your last comment to me. Give it to someone who deserves it. *hugs*
Hi guys.
Can you guys read this and give me your opinions, please?
Zacharia guides me away from the crowds of Skuttlebugs, so that we’re alone once again. I know now that he’s given us only a couple of minutes of peace and quiet before we must part ways, and hope that the other survived this war.
The seriousness of this mission finally hits me and I find my voice to speak. “I guess this is goodbye, then…” I stare at the ground and force back the tears that are building up in my eyes. I’m scared that if I look up at him I will crumble, Now is not the time to show weakness, though, we are about to begin a war.
He pushes a lock of my hair behind my ear and kisses my forehead, “I’m never going to tell you goodbye,” his hand traces down my face and to my chin, now I can’t help but look at him. He presses his lips against mine, warmth flows through me and a wave of safety rolls over me; I wish I could be with him forever.
Our lips part and he embraces me in a hug, whispering in my ear he says, “I’m never going to tell you goodbye, because that would mean leaving, and that means forgetting. I don’t want to forget,” tears begin to roll down my cheeks and I hug him back tightly, I never want to let him go. “Don’t lose hope, I’ll see you soon!”
He lets go of me and allows himself to be dragged away to another group of Skuttlebugs, I don’t even have enough time to say goodbye. I watch as they instantly fall silent at the sight of him. He issues them all orders, allowing no emotion through to his voice or his face. This position as leader seems to age him; he looks so much more mature than normal. I’m starting to fear that this war will harm him so much I’ll not know who he is any longer.
Hmm and now I have to disappear straight away.
That's annoying.
BYE :(
That's brilliant Luci :)
And now *disappears in a cloud of.... Cloud* cause I'm in Ireland and its always cloudy here.
I'm feeling depressed all the time, cos in where I live, nobody is, you know, here
I live in a ghost estate with no friends
Isolated from my friends, only to see them in school but not till Tuesday shall I meet them
Thus making me bored and depressed
Don't you just hate it when there's only a few regular Bloglandians left? *sighs*
And I'm not even a regular Bloglandian. :P
neither am I Mara
I've seen people come to this blog, and I've seen people go.
The longer they stay, the more difficult it is to say goodbye.
And that's part of the reason I never want to sat goodbye to anyone - it's too difficult and painful.
I don't want to say goodbye, because I don't want to forget. So I won't. :)
.........And now we are entering the mood, Depressing and sadness
LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME TO CHEER EVERYONE UP
All you have to do is imagine Sherlock singing a spoon full of sugar....thats all
Heya!
Or drunk Skulduggery...
Hi Robin. *hugs*
I think I'll do a cover of DNA by Little Mix...
I WANTED TO CARRY ON WRITING CHAPTER SIX BECAUSE IT'S ALMOST COMPLETELY DONE
BUT I GOT KICKED OFF THE COMPUTER ._.
NO LUCIANA. NO O.o
Hey Maralieee
I HAD LESS THAN ONE HUNDRED WORDS TO GO
AND IT WOULD BE FINISHED IF I HADN'T HAD ANOTHER BRILLIANT IDEA TO EDIT SOMETHING IN THE NEXT CHAPTER THAT IS ALREADY COMPLETE
*melts* I need it though
Give you this
Give you that
Blow a kiss
Take it back
If I look inside your brain,
I would find
Lots of things
Clothes, shoes
Diamond rings
Stuff that's driving me inZayn,
You could be preoccupied
Different date
Every night
You just got to say the word
But you're not into
Them at all
You just want
Materials
I should know because I've heard when girls say,
I want, I want, I want
But that's crazy
I want, I want, I want
But that's not me
I want, I want, I want
To be loved by you...
It took me forever to get chapter five up.
But I'll probably have chapter 6 up by tomorrow night.
And I might have to move the current chapter 7 to chapter 8 so my chapter 7 can be a nice, light-hearted calm before the storm.
So I can have fun writing that.
Unless the chapters flow nicely enough. :)
PLEASE FLOW NICELY! PLEASE!
I might be getting my laptop fixed soon, anyway. So I'll be able to type faster and stuff and I'll almost always be able to write.
Oh, and I'm only in school for another forty two days. I plan on writing a lot when I'm not in school:)
I'm so weird.
This morning I was meh, then upset, then happy, then sad, then excited, then bored, then hyper, now okay...
Mara, that sounds like me on a REALLY good day. :P
My last exam is June 21st. C:
But that's what I'm like everyday now :P
You lucky duck Luci! :o
Oh my God, we have Drumcondras in April... ._.
Drumcondras?
Big tests. English and Maths. And it's horrible because you never know what to revise. Because it's differen every year. It is TORTURE.
Mara - I have to go in a moment, but I would just like to inform you I've been singing 'One way or another' all of today non-stop and I persuaded the people in my music group to do 'What makes you beautiful' for our assessment - the alternative was Jessie J Price Tag. I also ate a Directionerhater.
Anyway, I'm going to bed now so Au Revoir!
Ah, I see. Interesting.
*smiles widely*
THAT'S MY IENI!
Bed now *sigh*
Night Robin! :(
I might have to go soon...
Anyone on?
*looks at time difference*
Probably not.
You still here, Miss Cain...?
JUBI!! *tacklehugs*
Hello?
Is anyone on?
Yes, Im still alive.
You may now resume your lives.
No ones here. Sadly. If you are, you were too slow - I am gone now.
Bye.
CAL!! *tacklehugs*
Please still be here!!
I'M HEERREEEE
sorry :)
wbd though
OK Jubi!!
MISS CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
how goes it? :)
It's pretty good here.
Might draw or sort out my posters...
How is you?
I is good :) I found the sample thingy of TMS on iBooks... so I'm reading it :D
Im home from the first night
ZAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
first night of what...?
HEY ZAF!!
I've read the first 3 chapters of TMS and I FANGIRLED. :D
IKR?!
MUST
COME
OUT
NOOOWWWWW!!!!
Anyone wanna send me the preview? Please?
First night of my drama performance
And i am dying i need TMS
Val I had NJ read it aloud via Skype
MY KOTW NPB ARRIVED YESTERDAY :3
And it has TMS on the back cover and it says at the top:
And she's the bad guy.
I fangirled some more.
VAL! I found a TMS PDF.
Lemme go find it again...
Yeah.. I found a website that it was on... I can send it to you of you want...?
*sits rocking back and forth trying to calm*
If Derek or Tom teases us on Twitter....*holds dynamite stick*
See thy wrath
HUZZAH!
I HAVE FOUND IT!!
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B-9CAHxJmEIRYW0yVlZoeW5HRUk/edit
BACK!!
sorry :P
I found the TMS PDF thingy. :D
ANYWAYS, wbd.
Have some stuff to do...
haha okeydokey
Hello! I no longer have feet! It's all flesh-colored seaweed!
[Aka I had three and a half hours of dance and I did sixty-four jumps nonstop at the end.]
It'll be great for helping me improve, though.
FABI!!!!!!!!
hi.
sounds like FUUNNN :D ;P
JUBI'S WATCHING TWILIGHT SPOOFS!!!
twiihaatteeeee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvo5_Zi-Yxs
Fabi is eating bread with Nutella. :Distant
And it was fun in an oh-no-I'm-gonna-die-just-like-my-feet kinda way.
ooooooOOOOOooooo
NUTELLAAAA!!!!!!!!!! *steals*
MLARGHLEFLARGLEFLARGLEDYDARGH
[Sighs and pulls out more Nutella and spreads it on another slice of sourdough bread]
Hi Jubi.
But I have the Nutella here now and you don't :P
Nonsense sleepy no feet. [nods]
*eats nutella*
AAAAAGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;DFSVRGUHWERPIUGHDBNTRHPWUTHPTJDNB;KDJFBNDFKLJBNSDLKBJNCKLVJBNKLJBGEQRUIGHD;JKFBNLKDFJBNLKDJGBALDKFJGHLFDKJVBNBF
*jumps in volcano*
Oops.
I poofed.
BUT NOW I MUST GO, BUT I'LL BE BACK!!
*disappears*
Oh...I seem to be out of Nutella. [Raids Henry's stash] [Spreads Nutella on bread and eats super-fast while dodging Henry and Jubi]
Hi/Bye Missy.
|==:||=_|==|||==|||==:|||||~|||~||||-:==|~-||||~|=_>
*Pops out of volcano*
BYE MISSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Jumps out of volcano*
*runs around in circles*
[facepalm]
Grammatical error in the code! [sighs]
=|||||~|:|=_|==:||=_|==|||==|||==|||||>
That's better
(hi/bye Missy)
[Starts to run with Jubi but falls in a heap]
Piffle. Seaweed.
*laughs at fabi*
*Continues running*
Hey, I'd like to see you do three hours of ballet, the last nothing but jumping and then half an hour of pre-pointe, which is nothing but rising up on your highest tiptoes over and over again nonstop! [Sits back and sips ice water from a pineapple cup]
heheheheheheheheheh
no.
Sorry I keep disappearing. My mom's in a mood.
Literally:
Fabienne, come help me clean this up!
[after I help]
Why aren't you in bed? It's nine-thirty! You can read late, since you don't have to get up tomorrow, but you should be up in your room! Your dad is watching a scary movie!
And now I'm in my room. Hopefully she won't find anything new to yell at me for doing what she asked.
Oh, and that's probably wise.
heh heh
STAY IN YOUR ROOM
I HAVE LEARNED FROM MUCH EXPERIENCE THAT THAT'S THE WISE CHOICE!
Well, she did ask me to clean up the pile of papers.
I might vanish soon. I'm falling asleep. Just thought I'd warn you! Also I'm distant, reading and plotting stories.
And yeah, I'm staying in my room. She's watching the movie with Dad now, so she's not likely to bug me again, unless my light's still on when it's over. [Sigh]
ooooohhhhh
okeydokey :)
so
HOWS YOU?
I hate it when I type long speeches and my iPod decides to crash.
Mrow!
Well, I'm okay, a little tired. You?
watching big bang theory :P
erm... LOVELY!
and NIIIGGHHHTTT!
I'M GOING TO DIE
I'M GOING TO DOD GARNED DIE
I SWEAR TO GOD
I'M GOING TO CRAP MY PANTS
Because somebody put this photo up on facebook of me and this guy and it seriously looks like I love him!!
(I mean, which I do... that's the point)
I'm going to go and die, and this is a stupid teenage problem and I really wish somebody would slap me, and stuff...
My brain, it just shut down.
OMGG, LitCologne was just sooooo awesome!!!!!!!
...Hullo?
STAR!! *tacklehugs*
Hullo?
CAIN!!! :)
Hi!
Msd. :(
L!!! *tacklehugs*
HI SCÁTH!!! :)
So, how is everybody this fine morning? :)
I'm good. :)
I have a lot to do, though. But I'll get around to it. *is in lazy mood*
How are you?
I'm good. :)
I have virtually nothing to do. It's nice. :)
I'M GREAT C:
GET TO PICK UP MY PARCEL TODAY, AND I THINK I'M GOING TO DONCASTER AFTER THAT. so I'm really happy 'bout that:3
And Chapter 6 is almost finished c:
Going to have breakfast, brb!
@Scáth: THAT'S AWESOMENESS! :)
Now, disappearing. :)
PARCEL'S ARE AMAZING. :3
I got one yesterday with my KOTW NPB. :D
Have a nice brekkie, Star!!
I think this one has a KotW LPB in it... C:
LPB's are really pretty. :3
The guy that plays Beck is r e a l l y hot, omg
...?
Beck?
Victorious.
I blame Sparky. :P
Ah.
OK.
I have 4 books to choose from to start reading.
Either:
Confessions of a Murder Suspect
Curse of Kings
Breathe
City of Bones
CHOICES, CHOICES.
Advice please?
CITY OF BONES!
Msd. Going out soon.
Imma go get ready, so wbd too.
City of Bones it is!!
OK L!
I was gonna say City of Bones! *laughs*
Hi. I got slightly distracted, but I'm back now. :)
WB Star!
Hello again, The Cain. :)
The Cain?
That's a new one.
Wbd, reading...
Hello good morning everyone. And whatever time zone you're in good ------------.
...Guys, I really need to tell you guys something
Oh, I often call people The *name*
Just in my head, sometimes.
My sister s the main one I do it for. She is The *nickname* and The *other nickname* :)
HI AISLING!
HI AISLING! HI TYLER!
Hello Tyler!
. . . What is it?
I have scrabble earrings. Because I'm that awesome.
..Okay, prepare for ALOT of text, wibbly wobbly stuff known as typo's and info
*preteds I kow what scrabble earrings are* XD
OOOH.
SCRABBLE EARRINGS.
*isn't really sure what they are*
I'M PREPARED, TYLER!!
Omg I can't wait for TMS. My friends all think I'm crazy cause I say what they think is ransom numbers followed by days everyday. As in I might just randomly say 19 days and they think I'm gone crazy until I explain.
*pretends
*prepares* :/
My friends know I'm crazy, so they don't even question what I say these days. XD
There are eh *checks date* 12 days to go until TMS.
Today's the 16 of march right? Or is it the 15?
If its the 15 then there's 13 days if its the 16 then there's 12 days to go.
I have to ded now don't I?
*random
My frien who've known me years just ignore what I saalfth time. XD
Why do keep missing out letters when I type? You on't see the tpoes coz I fi it . .. NOt fixing it ths time though. I thin I mus jut not be pessing thekeys thrghly enough. Goig too fast? :)
*friends
*half the time
GAH so much for fixingness. *sulks*
Yes, Aisling, You're dedding.
WOAH, SLOW DOWN, STAR! XD
Okay so, I was watching Comic Relief and then when Alan Carr and David Williams took their slot, they said the the hole BBC Television Center will be sold. So as usual, I (actually) did some research and it's true
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jun/13/bbc-television-centre-for-sale
There, so that is what was meant by the photo of Dr Who of 50 years....it all ends here.....
*Sits down*
Ok I ded to Blogland because without Blogland we wouldn't have met each other.
I also ded to Skulduggery Pleasant.
O_O
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
*Nods*
I'm crying on the inside
That was a very very short ded. Especially compared to some of the recent ones. I'm not good at thinking of things to ded to.
WHAAAAT?!?!
O_O
Nice ded, Aisling!
Short and sweet.
But long deds are awesome, as well.
Nooooo they can't do that. Noooooooooooooooo.
I'm afraid it's true
....*whispers* awesome ded Aisling.....
I have ANOTHER cold. This is my THIRD cold THIS year! I don't get sick very often. I usually might get two or three colds in a WHOLE year. Not in less than three months.
I'm very impatient when I'm sick. I get so bored.
I'm just afraid that Dr Who will get the boot
And Sherlock will just go on for two more series
Then we'll be stuck watching re-runs of Morning show (or some name along those lines)
DOCTOR WHO CAN'T GET THE BOOT!!!!
*curls up in a corner*
*whispers*
...It can't...
*Lies down on cold, hard ground*
I think it's because of the Sir Jimmy Savile case and of BBC knowing of it and not saying anything (well some of the workers there did know and saw the women)
Just, slightly ignore me if I randomly start acting like The Doctor
No, it was a cool ded. :)
WE CANNOT LOSE MOFFAT'S PROGRAMS! D: D: D: D: D:
. . . But with luck the new owners'll watch them too. :)
I have mild colds like all the time. *shrugs* The fact I have a cold barely registers on my internal radar. :)
But Mark tweeted that the BBC might have a "HQ" so hopefully the shows on BBC will be okay
Moffat, if you happen to see this, do not, I repeat DO NOT, cancel Sherlock or quit the writing on Dr Who...and don't kill off anymore characters
Gah.
Mum's kicking me off the computer.
BUT I'LL BE BACK!!
BYE!
*poofs*
Bye Cain
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