Thursday, March 28, 2013

The Maleficent Seven

Ah, Tanith...

Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.

Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.

Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.

Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.

Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.

On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.

On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.

On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.

And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.

Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.

Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.

I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.

PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...

4,970 comments:

  1. Yeahhhh.

    HEY DEREK!!

    *goes to read blog post nowww*

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  2. Hullo!

    I'm going to the cinema, so bye! :)

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  3. OH MAH GAWD!

    I want to get TMS but I dont have any money....

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  4. I don't know how it happened, but my friend sent me something and I found out about the intended proposal and I WEPT with RAGE. Unequal relationships pain me.

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  5. I'm not impressed Mr Landy. Please sort Amazon out. Pre-ordered and not being delivered until the 5th apparently. Massive slacking on their behalf.
    Also, I cannot believe how you could have ever continued without Tanith.. Such blasphemy.

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  6. Okay I just read the extract from the website and....oh my golden god's Uncle it was......words help meh!

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  7. Hey mine isnt supposed to arrive until April 8th! They didnt even ship the book yet :/ and I pre-ordered in JANUARY

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  8. I thought Derek said this was for spoilers? Ah well it can't hurt me....NJ'll spoil the book on Skype anyway knowing her

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  9. did you pre-order from Amazon as well? not impressed with this!

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  10. Well, if this comment section is for spoilers, do we go back to the other blog post??

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  11. NJ hasn't spoiled TMS for you already? I'm surprised. XD

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  12. She hasnt yet and I did get from Amazon...

    Oh and the irony: Saturday I'm technically going to a signing but I can't get anything signed

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  13. HEY CHARISMA!

    Wbd, trying to make sure mum doesn't catch me up...

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  14. Arsdfgtvyh I may be going to the Stratford event. *Screams*

    And greetings, everyone.

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  15. *glares at HGC entry*
    Dammit and all the editing I'm doing.

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  16. Oh guys we CAN still continue the TMS Celebration it goes on until midnight Irish time

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  17. Derek! I was looking forward to the TMS signing at MK! *glares*

    WOOO SCHOOL'S FINISH!

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  18. Reading TMS extract (Haven't got it yet *sobs*) Whilst listening to Chameleon Circuit.
    Yes.

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  19. But looking at the dates, it could have clashed with the music courses so MERRRP.

    Ugh, not going to get TMS until my Kindle is sorted out.

    I'm not allowed real books, apparently.
    Why. I hate reading on there. I want actual real books.

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  20. I've got TMS. :3
    I've read the first 3 chapters and that's it. I still have to finish Light, so I'm finishing Light, then reading TMS. *nods*

    And now I'm off to bed, because I'm scared mum will come and I'll be busted.
    NIGHT ALL!!

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  21. ...Before I leave...

    DEREK! WHO WON THE GOODIE BAAAAAAG??

    OK, now I'm going.
    *poofs*

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  22. Night Aussie!

    For me I am getting Skyped sometime between 11am to whenever NJ gets to Derek my time so amazingly I'll be up and dressed by 10:45am my time which NEVER happens

    *jumps in glitter pool*

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  23. Night, Miss Cain!
    Light! I'm two-thirds through Fear and then I'll have to wait until Light comes out in the UK.

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  24. Ahh, I'm so upset :( I got up early so I wouldn't miss the post, and when the post arrived, the postman knocked so I knew he had to have a parcel for me! And it was......

    ...a graze box.

    I'm so upset right now.

    I hopefully my book'll arrive on Saturday! :(
    *fingers crossed*

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  25. Oh my postman teases me sooo much because I am eaiting for my book from Derek which still i have no idea if he got it

    So I go to answer the door last week and he sees I answer it and he has a package so.he says that it's feom Ireland so I look on the adress its to my dad..

    It was the stupid parts to his snoring machine

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  26. I GOT NOTHING TO SIGN!!!!!!

    I lost my KoTW which was SIGNED!

    ;~;

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  27. Wait, It might be under my bed which I happen to be on

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  28. I have 9 books I could get signed 2 copies of Book 1 and one of all the others

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  29. OH MY GOD YOU SAID SNAZZY. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME.

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  30. A signing??!! IN GUILDFORD?!?

    I MIGHT BE MEETING DEREK FREAKING LANDY!! SDAFJOSDHFPSFH /EXPLODES

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  31. looking forward to reading TMS :) have fun at the events - all to far from me unfortunately.
    Happy Easter to you and all your family.

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  32. OMG Please please do a signing in MK!
    Especially as its my birthday on the 5th!

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  33. I already got the book and read it yesterday...I won't spoil it

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  34. Hey, Derek I was wondering, seeing as I've been a minion now for about 3-4 years maybe you could do a signing in a really crappy place near me... such as I don't know... Salisbury?

    Go on; you know you love me.

    love from Michael <3

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  35. Im being nice and not going mental TMS wont be here for a while...

    *walks around Blogland lake*

    Zaf calm you make up for it by meeting Derek on Saturday

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  36. I've lost my KoTW...........................................................itwassignedandall.........

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  37. But this cheered me up (The last part made me laugh on the outside and cry on the inside :3)

    Just your daily reminder that it’s

    38 days until Iron Man 3
    122 days until The Wolverine
    227 days until Thor 2: The Dark World
    374 days until Captain America 2
    402 days until The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    479 days until X-Men Days of Future Past
    493 days until Guardians of the Galaxy

    Also:

    4 days until Doctor Who
    5 days until Game of Thrones
    86 days until Monsters University
    240 days until Catching Fire
    630 days until The Hobbit: There and Back Again

    Don’t forget:

    67 years until season 3 of Sherlock

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  38. I need TMS.


    But first I need KOTW.

    I'm beginning to think I'll never manage to get hold of either of them. ._.

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  39. TMS...

    If I get my book from Ireland but I know it might not BE there

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  40. Hi! Guys does someone wan't to start a Collab?


    I'm being slow to write and i need Insparation!

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  41. Getting ready to go to the airport now... I'll be in Ireland in about 18 hours, whoo hoo!

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  42. Val, where are you coming from???

    Brave, may I ask, what is a collab?

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  43. It's like when a few people share the same blog and we write a story together.

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  44. and you don't have to have the same password or anything.I can simply add you to my blog and i can see none of your details and you can see none of mine.

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  45. cool but I'll think bout it, my brain is suffering from a headache so it might take me a while

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  46. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr everyone has TMS but me, I never ordered it or bought it cos i no have monies

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  47. Fools think I'll die in LSODM haha Derek hasnt decided if i die yet

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  48. What you meant to say, Mara is that Derek is so perfect, but don't worry; everyone makes typos;P
    I don't have it either.

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  49. I ALREADY SAID THAT IENI :P

    My friends left me cause I fangirled too much XD

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  50. I won't spoil or fangirl about TMS just because I'm awesome. *grins*

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  51. I can't remember who asked, but I'm coming from Washington State. And so is Amanda. *points*

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  52. NOOOOOO!!!! Where has the Milton Keynes event gone??? I was counting on that. The only thhing i had to look forward to!! Derek, why???

    But congrats on the release, i'll get a copy as soon as I can.

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  53. AWWWWWWWW!!!!

    Page 24 of mS, the last sentence..

    THAT'S SO CUTE OMG

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  54. MY TMS DIDN'T COME AND I AM ANNOYED, DEREK, I AM SO ANNOYED.

    Amazon may mysteriously shut down tonight. Permanently.

    *runs away before can read any spoilers*

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  55. *TMS

    Derek, I thought you were coming to Cork? :( I had made a top and everything!

    Please come to Cork or Tipperary for LSODM!

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  56. loveing the art work on the inside cover of the Tanith noval.
    so cool

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  57. I entered it the competition do I have a shot? NOPE but i tried xD

    Oh and April 30th is closing date and

    My book was shipped today :D

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  58. Im in America so it'll be a while til it gets here

    Oh my god the twitterview someone asks who are the American Elders and Derek says Grand Mage is Bishihalani and Zaf (me) is an Elder then the person asks if Zaf is the Ameriminion who exploded Ireland and if i die and Derek says it isnt decided yet

    *gulp* if Vex is for Ireland....interaction with Vex...not good

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  59. Aurora Jane!

    Aurora JANE!

    Aurora JANE!

    THAT'S MY NAME! XD

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  60. IM SITTING ON A PLANEEEEEE!


    I take off in 20 minutes, yay!

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  61. i LOVE dereks books. im his biggest fan. gettin TMS 2morrow and goin 2 get it signed on saturday.. then ill have all his books signed (i even got my face and arm signed) BTW i think Liv Tyler should be China Sorrows in the movie!!! :)

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  62. The first thing I did when I woke up was to turn on my kindle and download TMS ! And I finished it in a few hours. I always thought: AAhrgh, come one, put that book away for a while and do sth. else, but the fact is: I JUST COULDN't. And that was because it was sooo freakin' AWESOME! I love Tanith and Billy Ray so much; they are so badass in this book. I also loved the flashbacks and the end was just brilliant!

    Derek, you're a genius!

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  63. Hi I might not be on for a few days over Easter and I'm going to read TMS now I got it this mornin and haven been able to read it yet.

    Oh and I've got to go now BYE

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  64. Best day of my life... I am talking to Derek on Twitter!!!!!!!!!!!

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  65. Greetings my dears.

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  66. I have returned to the sunny island of Singapore, informally known as the Big Red Dot, for the holidays.

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  67. If I am not on for a while, it is because September is very ill and I am taking care of her while she projectile-vomits all over the bathroom.

    Have a nice day!

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  68. I am SO mad at Derek for killing S__________.

    He/She was just standing there, so casual, and then, BAM! Derek killed him/her. I liked him/her! He/she was awesome. And now that unique individual is GONE forever, and you cant take it back.

    If you hadnt noticed, I wasnt naming any names.Other than, it starts with an S. But that could be ANYONE, couldnt it??

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  69. wait

    no

    NO

    NO

    NO

    DOES SHUDDER DIE??????!!

    NOOOOOOOOO

    PLEASE, IF NOTHING ELSE, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHETHER OR NOT SHUDDER DIES. MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. OH MY GOD

    SHUDDDDDDDDEEERRRRR

    HE WAS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER BESIDES CHINA

    OOOOOHHH MYYY GOODDD

    DID SCAPEGRACE DIE?

    WHAT ABOUT SANGUINE?


    THESE CAPITALS ARE JUST NOT BIG ENOUGH!!!!!

    ......but if you have to say only one thing: Did Shudder die?

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  70. (I'm sure, though, that since it was a book about Tanith, that Sanguine would've been in there. But I love Shudder, so....)

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  71. I think I'm going to rename myself for a while

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  72. 1. I'm pretty near convinced Kaiven's Derek's cameo. (I mean... chiselled good looks, likes Gilmore Girls and Buffy...)

    2. S's death was ... well, that hurt. I loved him. I wanted to cuddle with him. To offer him comfort. A hug. That was just cruel, and it hurt.

    3. I'm trying to figure out how Tanith's "She turned as a man walked up. She had never met him before but she knew who he was. He was tall and bald, and his face was lined and his eyes were a startling blue, the palest eyes she had ever seen. His name was Mr Bliss." is not a continuity error, and I'm failing to come up with any explanation that would make sense.

    4. I'm probably the only person in fandom who doesn't actually care all that much about Saracen Rue (or Vex, for that matter). :-| (Don't get me wrong, they're fun, but I don't feel any emotional connection or investment in them, same as with Ravel, and couldn't actually care less if they died.)

    5. All that said, TM7 was absolutely awesome. Brilliant. Hilarious. Heartbreaking. Just... so much better than I'd expected, truly.

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  73. SO ME AND GEORGIA AND BECKY WERE KNOWN ON THE FACEBOOK PAGE FOR BEING 'THE ONES THAT WERE REALLY OBSESSED WITH SARACEN RUE EVEN THOUGH WE HADN'T SEEN HIM YET' AND OH MY GOD, HE'S AMAZING.
    HIS POWER.
    OH MAN, HIS POWER IS SO GOOD.

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  74. DEREK.

    YOU.

    AGH.

    YOU KILLED MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER.

    MY FAVOURITE CHATACTER.

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  75. I just read the book last night, it was AMAZING
    vex and rue were just <3

    Hi Derek, I've been a minion for a while, but now I'm an online one ^.^

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  76. I have TMS but I've only read a little bit. I'm waiting until its a little later.

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  77. Oh btw, I'm elemental shadow on the sp forums :)

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  78. Elemental shadows? What's that, Vex? Can I just call you Vex?

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  79. That little suggestive part Derek, you know between two characters then tey walk out of the room...?

    THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILDREN'S BOOK!!
    NOT APPROPRIATE
    LOL

    But... THE BOOK IS SO AMAZING!!
    I LOVE IT SO MUCH!
    I love all the good guys!!
    And Tanith was hilarious and epic!!
    Amazing book!! <3

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  80. Brad Wood. Shut the fuck up. DID SANGUINE DIE? OH NO... I... NO ONE SPOIL IT. And, Derek, is The Maleficent Seven a book that affects books after KOTW?

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  81. Everyone, seriously. Don't spoil it. Little hints are being given out and I don't like it. So shut up.

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  82. Taylor Swifts Bodyguard: if you love Taylor Swift, you'll end up having a break up song written about you.

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  83. But Derek said this post is for mild spoilers....

    You are allowed to be spoilery here. Lol

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  84. Pleasure to meat you Vex and Nexus.


    I'm Ulcabhán Brave.


    Ulcabhán is pronounced Ulc A von

    It's Irish for owl.

    I'm A necromencer. Yay.

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  85. DON'T UPSET ME ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT.


    cus i love her. like ask anyone.


    I realllllllllllllllllllly Love her.

    Like REALLLLLLLLLLY

    AND THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! A OSNG ABOUT ME! YAY!

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  86. Oh, well I'm so liar to a Necromancer, but only on the blogs. Not in my books, only because in my books, I'm not magical, which would make everyone seem overpowered. So I can control shadows, and I can use magnetic force. Although neither of these are... magical abilities. They're merely abilities that I inherited from my race, the Heltron race. But only on Derek's blogs.

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  87. Brave. Care to have a friendly battle?

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  88. nEXUS, mAY I ask, WHAT age are you?



    Cus you might be younger than me and then youll break the record! of being the youngest!

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  89. Awwww. Does anyone want to battle?

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  90. Nexus, dont take this the wrong way, you are creeping me out and i feel you do not like me.

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  91. Fine I'll battle you.


    Throws shadows at Nexus.

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  92. What? No no no. Believe me, I have that effect on people... but I just like battling everyone.

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  93. *Wips shadows around Johns heals and kills him*


    There i won.


    *Smiles*

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  94. Ugh.. ffs. Sorry, this tablet is so bad with auto correct. Let me see if I can get on my iPhone... brb

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  95. nEXUS, i KNOW i SOUND LIKE A BABY, but stop using bad language. Seriously. I will be banned from here by my parents if they realise theres bad language. Well i probs wont but bad language is aggressive. So stoooop.

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  96. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  97. I wonder who will be Valkyrie in SP movie

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  98. Oh, I've thought about that. Alexis Bledel, I thought, even before I found out Derek loved her.

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  99. I think it Tanith should be Taylor Swift.

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  100. Oh, and for China: http://www.google.com.au/search?q=zooey+deschanel&hl=en&client=tablet-android-acer&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=UoZVUfvoBImLkwWg24DYDw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=752

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  101. I think Miranda Cosgrove should be Valkyrie.

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  102. Who's going to dundrum tomorrow? See ya there haha

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  103. IT WAS SANGUINE

    I KNEW IT

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  104. I said it earlier, you people. Along with my Shudder rantings, I said it earlier.

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  105. WHOOP. TEN POINTS FOR HELLISH.

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  106. I'm on my tod here.. hmmm..

    *Sings*

    I'm aaalllll alooone, there's no one here beesideea meeee..

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  107. Hey Mel :) *hugs* I is alone no more.. how are you?^^,

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  108. Hey Mel and Ruá

    Went to get food and got sucked into Tumblr

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  109. Welcome back :) I gotta fly soon though, my dog is demanding I walk her... lol

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  110. *hugs* Im good! Im happy that TMS has finally been released because soon I can talk about it with other people and not just random strangers...yeah I got it early and ended up punching a tree...BUT ANYWAY!! How are you? :)

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  111. I don't want to read it cause then I'll finish it and I'll be like nooooo haha.. oh no, hope your punching fist is OK lol I'm good, just finished easter egg shopping :))

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  113. I gottA go, but I'll be back! *terminator voice*

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  114. Im back! Sorry my mum was talking to me :)

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  115. Hey Ieni! Im good :) how are you ? :D

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  116. OMG WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!

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  117. Hi anyone there?

    Msd my battery is low

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  118. I am.....just got jtk-trolled with MCP'S supposed face....

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  119. Hi Tyler and anyone else that's there

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  120. I'm Derek TMS you killed of s-----------. WHY?

    I mean he/she wasn't my favourite character but I didn't want him/her to DIE.

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  121. I'm away for Easter so I won't be on much over the next few days but I'm here for now.

    How about you?

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  122. Heylo



    MIRANDA COSGROVE SHOULD BE VALKYRIE CAIN.

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  123. Ohh I'm away too, in my dads for easter. He lives smack bang in the middle of the country side, a million miles from the closest anything ha I'm surprised I can even get internet :p I'm heading back to Dublin tomorrow morning though to go to the dundrum signing :D

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  124. Hey ulchabhán! Don't think we've met before!

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  125. OKAY...so how is everyone


    I have a confirmation coming up in April that I have to go to, and I have to wear a dress :(

    But when my little cousins communion comes up, I get wear my blazer, my fave suit trousers and I'm buying myself a PSOS

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  126. Hi Tyler! Again.. lol

    What's wrong with dresses? I'm never out of em :p

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  127. ehh I'm more of a tomboy and suits are kinda my style :3

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  128. I wear suit bottoms to work so I can't wear them without feeling really formal or something but that's just me lol

    Anyway, how are ya??

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