Ah, Tanith...
Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.
Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.
Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.
Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.
Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.
On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.
On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.
On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.
And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.
Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.
Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.
I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.
PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...
Thursday, March 28, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 1601 – 1800 of 4970 Newer› Newest»I dedicate this page to acidification, whatever it is. I typed letters in and that was the autocorrect.
And also to amendments. Another autocorrect.
And to shameless wielding of audiences, three examples of more autocorrects put in a sentence.
And finally to Mass Effect. Because.
(Yeah, I'm fine)
No, not really Adra. Have fun. -flings phial off into the distance, making a faint smashing noise-
-grins- Butter fingers.
*growls, picking up a knife and lunching at Alex, stabbing downward*
Enamored disks disk easily downsized Angus sushi when Susie slays skaters.
Autocorrect is amazing.
-dodges the first attack, and flips out my blade-
Come at me.
Ok there's some action I want to be in it.
Just leave them to it Dragona.
#chaseForBook9
Sometimes all you can do is sit out and watch.
#chaseForBook9
*slices at him again, then kicking his face, turning and grabbing a fire poker* You. Are. Annoying
*presses a call button that automatically calls the phone poke in the middle of the home camp place in Blogland, hoping someone is there to pick up*
Dragona, wanna fight? *Smirks and rolls shoulders*
Ooh... Phone! *Races to the phone and picks up* Yo?
-laughs, dodging all of your attacks, replying with a nerve strike to your neck-
Calling the Sanctuary? What for? Attacking an administrator? Please, you know that they can't capture me.
*shouts* ROSE!
A LITTLE HELP HERE!
CORFU. GREECE.
SOS WHATEVER.
Technically no. My character likes to be in the middle of everything but he won't fight without a reason. I just need a target for my rifle so... *goes to shooting range*
*grins* worse. Calling your girlfriend.
*her neck jerks*
*sends the poker at him, like a spear*
Sirry i chased an ice cream truck irl!!!
*throws anti-material rifle to Adra using airmail*
Greece! Kay Addy! Be there soon!! *Runs to base and grabs weird braclet* *Taps a few buttons and teleports to Corfu* Im here!
*catches the rifle* Awesome!
-spins, the poker burning into the wall where my head was just a nanosecond ago-
*leaps for Death and teleprts with her*
What's going on?
#chaseForBook9
*growls, tackling him, punching his face twice before sending him sailing over the glass table*
Uh... *Stares at Adra and Alex fighting* *Speaks very quietly* What the Hell is happening?
-stops-
Rose why are you here?
Alex was being a prick when I wanted to think.
Zafira, did you know such dismal fighters are paleontologists because a shaman said futurism was suddenly soaking with soap?
(typing a sentence with autocorrect)
*chuckles* Busted.
*Stares at Alex* Adra needed a hand... Why are you here?!
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
Go and comment here!
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
It's totally awesome!
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
*decides to teleport too*
*carries his anti-material rifle*
Check this out>>>>
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
*draws sword*
#chaseForBook9
Oooo shiny link!
--> http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html <--
Pretty colors!
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
Ah! Okay then skyril, calm down.
#chaseForBook9
SKY OMFG *hugs*
Ok, now I've got to go write, so visit this link and tootedly-doo!
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
What happened? Sorry i chased an ice cream truck up my road and around the block
Ok, ok, I'll stay for a few minutes. How can I resist? :D ~hugs Adra~
Skyril fuck off. Go spam someone else, and shorten your name otherwise it fucks up the page magnification.
Um. Spam? Not going to click it now.
Well, I can't calm down. People don't do things without spam.
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
Skyril, I'm there now! Stop spamming please!!
Alex, I was kind of thinking the same, admittedly without the swear words though. ^^
Skyrim seriously, spam isn't helping with the speed of which we run through these blogs. AND PLEASE SHORTEN YOUR FUCKING NAME.
Yeah, cruelty solves nothing.
#ChaseForBook9
Alex. Stop.
CALM DOWN ALEX!
#ChaseForBook9
Believe me, foul language is a LONG ways away from cruelty.
Random hater: ew i hate little mix so much ugh
Me: um no
u smelly
go away
peasant
leave ur not the boy u said u wud b
i dnt lyk u
:) I do love making edits.
Feel free to tell me if I'm being annoying, btw...
#ChaseForBook9
Okay then. How'bout you shut the fuck up?
#ChaseForBook9
Alex, chill. *Holds hand either side of his face* Alex... Please calm down.
Lol, Alex, I'm sorry. You don't know me. I'm an oldy, and I like long names.
I don't visit Blogland all that often anymore, unfortunately, but I have good friends in a chat.
And spamming a little never did anybody any harm. Didn't you notice that whole "Chase4book9" thing going on a little while ago?
I'm not sure when it stopped...
And Dragona... I wasn't referring to you anyway. No offense.
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
Okay so i am missing a chance to fight Alex? Aww
Did anyone else notice Skyrim? I'm a werewolf wood elf on that game. :)
Oh dear
Um
Sorry
#ChaseForBook9
Alex- we know. By God do we know. But shoving people down doesn't help- it would be better if you asked nicely instead.
Btw, Alex, I love your icon.
None taken Skyril. How are you?
I'm still doing it. Last one of the kind.
#ChaseForBook9
*nods in approval*
*looks around*
*takes the opportunity to slam a chair in the back of Alex's head*
I'm doing it too.
It never died. People just stopped using it.
#ChaseForBook9
Sorry Alex. I don't know what came over me. Please accept my deepest apologies.
#ChaseForBook9
-kicks Adra off the balcony, jumping down after her, stomping on her face and shoving my blade into her heart-
How about you fucking calm down?
Excellent, Dragona. And you?
*grins* You're too kind
I think we're an endangered species Mara.
#ChaseForBook9
And I think Rhydian does is as well.
Is my icon a drawing of a celebrity or something? Or do people just like it?
(Yours is awesome too, btw, did you draw that yourself?)
I'm fine thanks. It's been a while. ^^
*appears by Alex and sends shadows slicing his head* HEY LET HER GO BASTARD
Um I'm just going to go read some 1D/LM fanfics now
Bye...
Might be back if everyone calms down... ;-;
#ChaseForBook9
*splays hand and Alex is coated in energy and lifted back up to the balcony* All right, everyone calm down. Someone heal Adra.
#ChaseForBook9
Well, I would say Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Alex, but I don't think you you feel similarly. No hard feelings??
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
ALEX! CALM DOWN!! *Gives up and storms away*
Thanks, Zaf. Appreciate it.
*pulls the knife out, quickly drawing a rune as her organs and skin heal over*
oh good. That worked
We're calm now Mara. Sorry I got angry.
#ChaseForBook9
Bye Mara... *Sprints into alley then up a building* *Curls into a ball*
*hugs Mara tightly*
Adra - *innocent face*
The best thing is I don't have to ask anymore.
Alex, I don't think it's a celebrity. I just like it. It's awesome. Sort of suave-y gentleman, and at the same time, timid.
I didn't draw it unfortunately. I can't draw at all, but it WAS drawn by someone based off of my OC.
(No hard feelings)
*glares at Dragona* ARGSGAHHSHSBA QUIT BADGERING ME, MAN! *shakes fist at him*
Seriously, this is fun ->
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
<-
My brilliant friend typed it all up into a blog, and it's awesome-sauce.
HOLY MOTHERFREAKIN' SHEET
NO NO NO NO
DIRTY DIRTY NO NO
YOU DON'T
NO
YOU CANNOT JUST DO THAT AND PUT IT UNDER PG
NO THAT SHOULD BE RESTRICTED
*report*
I've been meaning to read after. Idk.
I'll stay. But if anything else happens I'm gone like the media after Harry.
#ChaseForBook9
Dear god. (Has no idea who Alex was talking to(if it was to her then yeah) (otherwise just basically almost died) nice rage, by the way. *sits up* Impressive
Well, can I leave or is someone going to arrest me?
http://xenonray.deviantart.com/art/Tali-Papercraft-Download-184682303?offset=0#comments
That guy is great at creating models. He's made all the mass effect characters *so wants to build them*
Brb!
Adra, hehe.
*Sighs and leaps to the next roof*
I'm going to freakin arrest you!!!! *handcuffs*
*brushes her hair over her shoulder*
*goes into the basement*
If you excuse me, in am now going to nope around and cry because that is what people do when they're hurt.
What I was planning to do before you go here, but whatever.
*growls at Alex before walking into the basement and up the stairs to the kitchen*
Ah. I see. -laughs- am I aloud to keep the mask on?
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=corvo+attano+mask&hl=en-US&espv=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sboxchip=Images&sa=X&ei=yhAQUvTvIMagkQX5qICQBQ&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAA&biw=568&bih=256#biv=i%7C2%3Bd%7CxFdD0XrODfDxuM%3A
*drops Alex* He's your case now. All though I think he has to be handed over to the local authorities.
#ChaseForBook9
*Watches the arrest from the rooftop*
I dont care *grabs and takes back to America locking him in a holding cell* You are under arrest for harassment asault on a Sanctuary agent and a lot more so you can stay here and so god help you if you touch Alexis
*trudges into her bedroom collapsing on her bed in exhaustion, beginning to silently cry and stare off into space*
-sighs-
I didn't do anything to Alexis. Gauntlet did.
Well that's going to help start a war some day. *into earpeice* Zaf. Two words; tread carefully.
This is illegal, turn him in to the proper authorities.
#ChaseForBook9
-calls Rose-
Hey...
*Taps serveral buttons on her braclet and teleports to the American Sanctuary* *Sneaks towards the Holding Cells*
Wait, can I become some sort of sanctuary enforcer? Arresting people seems fun.
-reaches my hand through the bars-
-whispers-
Rose!
Well now you get to stay here if you had left Adra alone maybe you'd be free and I'm not giving you visitations with Death either! Suffer bastard suffer (if you want to escape you cqn)
LOUIS TOMLINSON IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU BC NO PUT ON A SHIRT BEFORE I CRY ACID
#ChaseForBook9
*Answers* I'll break you free when she leaves, Kay? I really shouldn't seeing as you almost killed Adra but... *Sighs*
*Smiles and ducks around corner with a wink*
Zaf... I'm warning you.
#ChaseForBook9
No. I deserve to be in here, you're not breaking me free. Leave.
*closes her eyes, hearing and seeing flashes of memory* *stiffens, sitting up with her blanket*
gee what are you guys up to now
Death out now! I'm not asking again so get out Death your boyfriend can suffer
Arresting Alex for assault.
#ChaseForBook9
You and your family will suffer if you don't bring him back here right. Now.
#ChaseForBook9
whos alex though
*Storms around corner and pushes Zaf out of the way* You do not deserve to be in there... Or.. Maybe you do but I should be in there too... *Points to head* Judi. She has killed too many to count and she didn't get locked up. I'm not leaving you in there, Alex.
It's all fun here. Arrests, murder (not like I'd have anything to do with that. Ahem), time travel, other random stuff.
I got him Trip if you want him go through the proper channels and request his transfer
And now I want to arrest people.
*Spins and glares at Zaf* I'm. Not. Leaving.
*Cleavers drag Death away*
*sets up sheild around self with shadows* hell no no way are we exploding me
Yeah, I don't think you're exactly sanctuary material Dragona...
*back into earpiece* Zaf, get him back here right now or I swear to Khorne the lord of skulls I will arrest you.
#ChaseForBook9
*Shrieks and kicks, trying to break free* No! I'm not leaving!! *Flips over their heads and sprints down a corridor*
I'm not going to request a fucking transfer to the country that in every respect has jurisdiction over him.
Here. Now.
#ChaseForBook9
*in ear piece* Trip he was arrested by ME my arrest not yours go through the proper channels boy
(Just saying this now, I really love you all! I'm not angry with any of you!!))
Hey! I can show restraint if I need to! I managed to not kill Cain... For a while. But that while is what matters. And you have to admit I'd get results.
-smiles beneath my mask-
So, what are you going to do, Zaf? Leave me here or transfer me? Either way, I'd be fast. Gauntlet has already taken Olivia to Egypt. I hear there's going to be a very special ceremony for her.
Back!
i swear to god i was talking to this guy and the entire time i was thinking
"oh my god if he tries to kidnap you have to run"
i think theres somethig wrong with me :p
That means nothing! He was in Greek territory, he is under Greek jurisdiction, no matter either of our nationalities!
#ChaseForBook9
Sigh.
#ChaseForBook9
Wb Skyril.
*groans, hearing the words in her head:* Mo-mmaaaaa *picks up a nearby vase, throwing it with a scream of pain* *stands up, slashing through a painting with a knife*
*Teleports behind Zaf* Hello lovely.
NO!!! Leave my daughter ALONE!!!! *is shaking*
(Eers can we not harass the infant? She kinda cant defend herself I rather it be Alexis)
Hey, nobody's commented yet!
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
Adra?
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
Alex?
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
Rose?
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
Zaf?
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
Trip?
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
Hallie?
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON WHO COMES ONLINE!
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
~smiles innocently~
((Hi Skyril. *hugs Mara* *twerks* Do TA twerk
(Okay. If you don't want her taken at all, that's fine, it's your character)
Maralie?
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
((picks up olivia))
ON BABYSITTING DUTY DONT TOUCH ME
Fuck it Zaf. I hereby declare you unfit to rule in effect immediately. As of now, you re no longer Grand Mage of America.
#ChaseForBook9
[Hello everybody! Again! :3]
(Its fine just...remember she's an infant ok?)
Can I be the grand mage of America?
*Sighs* Ah, that's a whole heap better! And faster! And I will kill you if you don't let Alex go, Zafira.
(TRIP CAN I FUCKING TYPE A SETENCE I WAS ABOUT TO TRANSFER HIM)
*hears the ruckus outside* Oh good God...
-growls, and smashes through the bars-
DONT YOU FUCKING TOUCH HER!
-runs at one of the cleavers, tackling him to the ground, stabbing him several times in the face-
-runs past Zaf, striking her in the back as I run for Rose-
*paces back and forth, battling her emotions and her conscience, back and forth back and forth back and forth on and on and on until the noise is splitting her skull*
(Don't worry Zaf, it doesn't work like that. :))
#ChaseForBook9
*Raises eyebrow* Are you quite alright there, Alex?
-stops, smiling at Judhipor, and unleashes Dwyer-
Hello, Judi, my darling.
(It was just posturing to make Zaf do the correct legal thing.)
#ChaseForBook9
Yay Little Miiiiiiix
#ChaseForBook9
for some weird reason i can di everything except
willy's real rear wheel
i dunno why
*throws cheese at everyone*
Dwyer, I've missed you! *Hugs him tightly* It's not fun being locked up...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
*screams at all the energy* WILL YOU ALL CALM DOWN JESUS H CHRIST MY MIND. IS SPLITTING. IN HALF.
(Ahem. RP. Btw)
It certainly is not. How long has it been since I was released? Five, four months?
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
Seriously awesome-sauce.
*chases after Death and Alex* WHERE IS OLIVIA?!
Hallie, from what I can tell... Lots.
i mean i know but i dont know all your ocs and their relations and what notties
I don't even know Hallie. The world is going to shit around me.
#ChaseForBook9
I HAVE HER!!
NOW CATCH!!
Too long... Way too long... In quite surprised your still standing! *Smiles and rests head on Dwyer's shoulder* I almost drained Death after a day and a bit...
Gotta have a shower, all. Brb maybe)
Hey, your icon totally goes with the question you just posed, Alex. Or should I call you Dwyer?
*raises hand* I want to be a sanctuary enforcer.
*is awesome*
#ChaseForBook9
Well I don't think you're cut out to be one.
#ChaseForBook9
may i be one? if i promise not to throw the baby?
Why not? *innocent face*
Ok, I tink I'm going to go now because my best friend Hellboy just came online, and now it's turning into a party, and plus I STILL need to write, so if y'all could visit this website and comment while I'm away- It's incredibly fun, and I'd appreciate it! See y'all later! ~hugs all around~
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
(See ya later Alex!!))
*Raises eyebrow at Zafira* Didn't he tell you before? He said your child was in Egypt?
becahse
(meh dunno)
I. Will. Stab. You. ALL.
CAN I NOT MOURN FOR THE DEATH OF MY CHILD?
I*shouts* IN CASE YOU ALL MISSED IT I HAD TO BURN HIS BODY TO ASHES WHEN HE WAS IN SOME WEIRD ALIVE- STATE.
FUCK.
YOU.
ALL.
NOW I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHICH WAY IS UP AN WHICH WAY IS DOWN
*screams in pain and rage*
*is so confused* okay wow no kidnapping my kids *walks away*
First, why should you be?
#ChaseForBook9
*Shrugs and slides down wall, rubbing her temples* She shouldn't be this powerful... Even when I'm in control..,
Because arresting people when they do bad things sounds fun
Cheese.
what child
you had a child
you killed a child
you killed your child
you burned your child
and btw up and down is relative to where you are in the workd and shere you are positioned. unless youre talking about north and south. then get a compass
Cheese.
I.... I think Adra's pretty mad. I mean, she's on a different floor and I can hear her bright as day. Maybe we should go.
#ChaseForBook9
*in earpiece* Trip...he escaped...Judi is out and Gauntlet has Olivia....*voice cracks*
Aww no cheese.
Meeee
#ChaseForBook9
Dammit
#ChaseForBook9
*pinches the bridge of her nose* He was dead and my psycho ex brought him back. And I had to burn his coffin because what he brought back wasn't my child. And Argh
*Yells* Trip, you should talk to her!
See, you want to be one because it would be fun. That isn't the kind of attitude you need to be a law enforcer.
#ChaseForBook9
*storms down to Trip, punching him hard in the face, showing him against the wall, eyes burning* I hate you right now.
*stalks out the front door*
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