Thursday, March 28, 2013

The Maleficent Seven

Ah, Tanith...

Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.

Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.

Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.

Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.

Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.

On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.

On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.

On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.

And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.

Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.

Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.

I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.

PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...

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Dragona Pine said...

I dedicate this page to acidification, whatever it is. I typed letters in and that was the autocorrect.

And also to amendments. Another autocorrect.


And to shameless wielding of audiences, three examples of more autocorrects put in a sentence.

And finally to Mass Effect. Because.

Ebony Law said...

(Yeah, I'm fine)

No, not really Adra. Have fun. -flings phial off into the distance, making a faint smashing noise-

-grins- Butter fingers.

Noelle said...

*growls, picking up a knife and lunching at Alex, stabbing downward*

Dragona Pine said...

Enamored disks disk easily downsized Angus sushi when Susie slays skaters.


Autocorrect is amazing.

Ebony Law said...

-dodges the first attack, and flips out my blade-

Come at me.

Dragona Pine said...

Ok there's some action I want to be in it.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Just leave them to it Dragona.

#chaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Sometimes all you can do is sit out and watch.

#chaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*slices at him again, then kicking his face, turning and grabbing a fire poker* You. Are. Annoying
*presses a call button that automatically calls the phone poke in the middle of the home camp place in Blogland, hoping someone is there to pick up*

Jophiel said...

Dragona, wanna fight? *Smirks and rolls shoulders*

Jophiel said...

Ooh... Phone! *Races to the phone and picks up* Yo?

Ebony Law said...

-laughs, dodging all of your attacks, replying with a nerve strike to your neck-

Calling the Sanctuary? What for? Attacking an administrator? Please, you know that they can't capture me.

Noelle said...

*shouts* ROSE!
A LITTLE HELP HERE!
CORFU. GREECE.

SOS WHATEVER.

Dragona Pine said...

Technically no. My character likes to be in the middle of everything but he won't fight without a reason. I just need a target for my rifle so... *goes to shooting range*

Noelle said...

*grins* worse. Calling your girlfriend.
*her neck jerks*
*sends the poker at him, like a spear*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Sirry i chased an ice cream truck irl!!!

Dragona Pine said...

*throws anti-material rifle to Adra using airmail*

Jophiel said...

Greece! Kay Addy! Be there soon!! *Runs to base and grabs weird braclet* *Taps a few buttons and teleports to Corfu* Im here!

Noelle said...

*catches the rifle* Awesome!

Ebony Law said...

-spins, the poker burning into the wall where my head was just a nanosecond ago-

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*leaps for Death and teleprts with her*

What's going on?

#chaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*growls, tackling him, punching his face twice before sending him sailing over the glass table*

Jophiel said...

Uh... *Stares at Adra and Alex fighting* *Speaks very quietly* What the Hell is happening?

Ebony Law said...

-stops-

Rose why are you here?

Noelle said...

Alex was being a prick when I wanted to think.

Dragona Pine said...

Zafira, did you know such dismal fighters are paleontologists because a shaman said futurism was suddenly soaking with soap?

(typing a sentence with autocorrect)

Noelle said...

*chuckles* Busted.

Jophiel said...

*Stares at Alex* Adra needed a hand... Why are you here?!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Go and comment here!
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

It's totally awesome!

http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Dragona Pine said...

*decides to teleport too*


*carries his anti-material rifle*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Check this out>>>>

http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*draws sword*

#chaseForBook9

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Oooo shiny link!
--> http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html <--

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Pretty colors!

http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Ah! Okay then skyril, calm down.

#chaseForBook9

Noelle said...

SKY OMFG *hugs*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Ok, now I've got to go write, so visit this link and tootedly-doo!

http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

What happened? Sorry i chased an ice cream truck up my road and around the block

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Ok, ok, I'll stay for a few minutes. How can I resist? :D ~hugs Adra~

Ebony Law said...

Skyril fuck off. Go spam someone else, and shorten your name otherwise it fucks up the page magnification.

Dragona Pine said...

Um. Spam? Not going to click it now.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Well, I can't calm down. People don't do things without spam.

http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Jophiel said...

Skyril, I'm there now! Stop spamming please!!

Dragona Pine said...

Alex, I was kind of thinking the same, admittedly without the swear words though. ^^

Ebony Law said...

Skyrim seriously, spam isn't helping with the speed of which we run through these blogs. AND PLEASE SHORTEN YOUR FUCKING NAME.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yeah, cruelty solves nothing.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Alex. Stop.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

CALM DOWN ALEX!

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

Believe me, foul language is a LONG ways away from cruelty.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Random hater: ew i hate little mix so much ugh

Me: um no
u smelly
go away
peasant
leave ur not the boy u said u wud b
i dnt lyk u

:) I do love making edits.

Feel free to tell me if I'm being annoying, btw...

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Okay then. How'bout you shut the fuck up?

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

Alex, chill. *Holds hand either side of his face* Alex... Please calm down.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Lol, Alex, I'm sorry. You don't know me. I'm an oldy, and I like long names.
I don't visit Blogland all that often anymore, unfortunately, but I have good friends in a chat.

And spamming a little never did anybody any harm. Didn't you notice that whole "Chase4book9" thing going on a little while ago?
I'm not sure when it stopped...

And Dragona... I wasn't referring to you anyway. No offense.

http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Okay so i am missing a chance to fight Alex? Aww

Dragona Pine said...

Did anyone else notice Skyrim? I'm a werewolf wood elf on that game. :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Oh dear

Um

Sorry

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Alex- we know. By God do we know. But shoving people down doesn't help- it would be better if you asked nicely instead.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Btw, Alex, I love your icon.

Dragona Pine said...

None taken Skyril. How are you?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm still doing it. Last one of the kind.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*nods in approval*
*looks around*
*takes the opportunity to slam a chair in the back of Alex's head*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm doing it too.

It never died. People just stopped using it.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Sorry Alex. I don't know what came over me. Please accept my deepest apologies.

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

-kicks Adra off the balcony, jumping down after her, stomping on her face and shoving my blade into her heart-

How about you fucking calm down?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Excellent, Dragona. And you?

Noelle said...

*grins* You're too kind

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I think we're an endangered species Mara.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

And I think Rhydian does is as well.

Ebony Law said...

Is my icon a drawing of a celebrity or something? Or do people just like it?

(Yours is awesome too, btw, did you draw that yourself?)

Dragona Pine said...

I'm fine thanks. It's been a while. ^^

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*appears by Alex and sends shadows slicing his head* HEY LET HER GO BASTARD

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Um I'm just going to go read some 1D/LM fanfics now

Bye...

Might be back if everyone calms down... ;-;

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*splays hand and Alex is coated in energy and lifted back up to the balcony* All right, everyone calm down. Someone heal Adra.

#ChaseForBook9

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Well, I would say Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Alex, but I don't think you you feel similarly. No hard feelings??

http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Jophiel said...

ALEX! CALM DOWN!! *Gives up and storms away*

Noelle said...

Thanks, Zaf. Appreciate it.
*pulls the knife out, quickly drawing a rune as her organs and skin heal over*
oh good. That worked

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

We're calm now Mara. Sorry I got angry.

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

Bye Mara... *Sprints into alley then up a building* *Curls into a ball*

Noelle said...

*hugs Mara tightly*

Dragona Pine said...

Adra - *innocent face*

The best thing is I don't have to ask anymore.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Alex, I don't think it's a celebrity. I just like it. It's awesome. Sort of suave-y gentleman, and at the same time, timid.

I didn't draw it unfortunately. I can't draw at all, but it WAS drawn by someone based off of my OC.

Ebony Law said...

(No hard feelings)

Noelle said...

*glares at Dragona* ARGSGAHHSHSBA QUIT BADGERING ME, MAN! *shakes fist at him*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Seriously, this is fun ->
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html
<-

My brilliant friend typed it all up into a blog, and it's awesome-sauce.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HOLY MOTHERFREAKIN' SHEET

NO NO NO NO

DIRTY DIRTY NO NO

YOU DON'T

NO

YOU CANNOT JUST DO THAT AND PUT IT UNDER PG

NO THAT SHOULD BE RESTRICTED

*report*

I've been meaning to read after. Idk.


I'll stay. But if anything else happens I'm gone like the media after Harry.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Dear god. (Has no idea who Alex was talking to(if it was to her then yeah) (otherwise just basically almost died) nice rage, by the way. *sits up* Impressive

Ebony Law said...

Well, can I leave or is someone going to arrest me?

Dragona Pine said...

http://xenonray.deviantart.com/art/Tali-Papercraft-Download-184682303?offset=0#comments


That guy is great at creating models. He's made all the mass effect characters *so wants to build them*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Brb!

Dragona Pine said...

Adra, hehe.

Jophiel said...

*Sighs and leaps to the next roof*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I'm going to freakin arrest you!!!! *handcuffs*

Noelle said...

*brushes her hair over her shoulder*
*goes into the basement*
If you excuse me, in am now going to nope around and cry because that is what people do when they're hurt.
What I was planning to do before you go here, but whatever.
*growls at Alex before walking into the basement and up the stairs to the kitchen*

Ebony Law said...

Ah. I see. -laughs- am I aloud to keep the mask on?

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=corvo+attano+mask&hl=en-US&espv=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sboxchip=Images&sa=X&ei=yhAQUvTvIMagkQX5qICQBQ&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAA&biw=568&bih=256#biv=i%7C2%3Bd%7CxFdD0XrODfDxuM%3A

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*drops Alex* He's your case now. All though I think he has to be handed over to the local authorities.

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Watches the arrest from the rooftop*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dont care *grabs and takes back to America locking him in a holding cell* You are under arrest for harassment asault on a Sanctuary agent and a lot more so you can stay here and so god help you if you touch Alexis

Noelle said...

*trudges into her bedroom collapsing on her bed in exhaustion, beginning to silently cry and stare off into space*

Ebony Law said...

-sighs-

I didn't do anything to Alexis. Gauntlet did.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well that's going to help start a war some day. *into earpeice* Zaf. Two words; tread carefully.

This is illegal, turn him in to the proper authorities.

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

-calls Rose-

Hey...

Jophiel said...

*Taps serveral buttons on her braclet and teleports to the American Sanctuary* *Sneaks towards the Holding Cells*

Dragona Pine said...

Wait, can I become some sort of sanctuary enforcer? Arresting people seems fun.

Ebony Law said...

-reaches my hand through the bars-

-whispers-
Rose!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well now you get to stay here if you had left Adra alone maybe you'd be free and I'm not giving you visitations with Death either! Suffer bastard suffer (if you want to escape you cqn)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

LOUIS TOMLINSON IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU BC NO PUT ON A SHIRT BEFORE I CRY ACID

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Answers* I'll break you free when she leaves, Kay? I really shouldn't seeing as you almost killed Adra but... *Sighs*

Jophiel said...

*Smiles and ducks around corner with a wink*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Zaf... I'm warning you.

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

No. I deserve to be in here, you're not breaking me free. Leave.

Noelle said...

*closes her eyes, hearing and seeing flashes of memory* *stiffens, sitting up with her blanket*

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

gee what are you guys up to now

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Death out now! I'm not asking again so get out Death your boyfriend can suffer

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Arresting Alex for assault.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You and your family will suffer if you don't bring him back here right. Now.

#ChaseForBook9

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

whos alex though

Jophiel said...

*Storms around corner and pushes Zaf out of the way* You do not deserve to be in there... Or.. Maybe you do but I should be in there too... *Points to head* Judi. She has killed too many to count and she didn't get locked up. I'm not leaving you in there, Alex.

Dragona Pine said...

It's all fun here. Arrests, murder (not like I'd have anything to do with that. Ahem), time travel, other random stuff.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I got him Trip if you want him go through the proper channels and request his transfer

Dragona Pine said...

And now I want to arrest people.

Jophiel said...

*Spins and glares at Zaf* I'm. Not. Leaving.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*Cleavers drag Death away*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sets up sheild around self with shadows* hell no no way are we exploding me

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yeah, I don't think you're exactly sanctuary material Dragona...

*back into earpiece* Zaf, get him back here right now or I swear to Khorne the lord of skulls I will arrest you.

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Shrieks and kicks, trying to break free* No! I'm not leaving!! *Flips over their heads and sprints down a corridor*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm not going to request a fucking transfer to the country that in every respect has jurisdiction over him.

Here. Now.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*in ear piece* Trip he was arrested by ME my arrest not yours go through the proper channels boy

Jophiel said...

(Just saying this now, I really love you all! I'm not angry with any of you!!))

Dragona Pine said...

Hey! I can show restraint if I need to! I managed to not kill Cain... For a while. But that while is what matters. And you have to admit I'd get results.

Ebony Law said...

-smiles beneath my mask-

So, what are you going to do, Zaf? Leave me here or transfer me? Either way, I'd be fast. Gauntlet has already taken Olivia to Egypt. I hear there's going to be a very special ceremony for her.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Back!

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

i swear to god i was talking to this guy and the entire time i was thinking

"oh my god if he tries to kidnap you have to run"

i think theres somethig wrong with me :p

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

That means nothing! He was in Greek territory, he is under Greek jurisdiction, no matter either of our nationalities!

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Sigh.

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Wb Skyril.

Noelle said...

*groans, hearing the words in her head:* Mo-mmaaaaa *picks up a nearby vase, throwing it with a scream of pain* *stands up, slashing through a painting with a knife*

Jophiel said...

*Teleports behind Zaf* Hello lovely.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

NO!!! Leave my daughter ALONE!!!! *is shaking*

(Eers can we not harass the infant? She kinda cant defend herself I rather it be Alexis)

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hey, nobody's commented yet!

http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Adra?
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Alex?
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Rose?
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Zaf?
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Trip?
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Hallie?
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON WHO COMES ONLINE!

http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

~smiles innocently~

Noelle said...

((Hi Skyril. *hugs Mara* *twerks* Do TA twerk

Ebony Law said...

(Okay. If you don't want her taken at all, that's fine, it's your character)

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Maralie?
http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

((picks up olivia))

ON BABYSITTING DUTY DONT TOUCH ME

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Fuck it Zaf. I hereby declare you unfit to rule in effect immediately. As of now, you re no longer Grand Mage of America.

#ChaseForBook9

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

[Hello everybody! Again! :3]

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

(Its fine just...remember she's an infant ok?)

Dragona Pine said...

Can I be the grand mage of America?

Jophiel said...

*Sighs* Ah, that's a whole heap better! And faster! And I will kill you if you don't let Alex go, Zafira.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

(TRIP CAN I FUCKING TYPE A SETENCE I WAS ABOUT TO TRANSFER HIM)

Noelle said...

*hears the ruckus outside* Oh good God...

Ebony Law said...

-growls, and smashes through the bars-

DONT YOU FUCKING TOUCH HER!

-runs at one of the cleavers, tackling him to the ground, stabbing him several times in the face-

-runs past Zaf, striking her in the back as I run for Rose-

Noelle said...

*paces back and forth, battling her emotions and her conscience, back and forth back and forth back and forth on and on and on until the noise is splitting her skull*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Don't worry Zaf, it doesn't work like that. :))

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Raises eyebrow* Are you quite alright there, Alex?

Ebony Law said...

-stops, smiling at Judhipor, and unleashes Dwyer-

Hello, Judi, my darling.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(It was just posturing to make Zaf do the correct legal thing.)

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Yay Little Miiiiiiix

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

for some weird reason i can di everything except

willy's real rear wheel

i dunno why

Dragona Pine said...

*throws cheese at everyone*

Jophiel said...

Dwyer, I've missed you! *Hugs him tightly* It's not fun being locked up...

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Noelle said...

*screams at all the energy* WILL YOU ALL CALM DOWN JESUS H CHRIST MY MIND. IS SPLITTING. IN HALF.
(Ahem. RP. Btw)

Ebony Law said...

It certainly is not. How long has it been since I was released? Five, four months?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Seriously awesome-sauce.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*chases after Death and Alex* WHERE IS OLIVIA?!

Dragona Pine said...

Hallie, from what I can tell... Lots.

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

i mean i know but i dont know all your ocs and their relations and what notties

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I don't even know Hallie. The world is going to shit around me.

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

I HAVE HER!!

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

NOW CATCH!!

Jophiel said...

Too long... Way too long... In quite surprised your still standing! *Smiles and rests head on Dwyer's shoulder* I almost drained Death after a day and a bit...

Ebony Law said...

Gotta have a shower, all. Brb maybe)

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hey, your icon totally goes with the question you just posed, Alex. Or should I call you Dwyer?

Dragona Pine said...

*raises hand* I want to be a sanctuary enforcer.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*is awesome*

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well I don't think you're cut out to be one.

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

may i be one? if i promise not to throw the baby?

Dragona Pine said...

Why not? *innocent face*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Ok, I tink I'm going to go now because my best friend Hellboy just came online, and now it's turning into a party, and plus I STILL need to write, so if y'all could visit this website and comment while I'm away- It's incredibly fun, and I'd appreciate it! See y'all later! ~hugs all around~

http://nightsraven.blogspot.com/2013/08/tongue-twisters.html

Jophiel said...

(See ya later Alex!!))
*Raises eyebrow at Zafira* Didn't he tell you before? He said your child was in Egypt?

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

becahse

(meh dunno)

Noelle said...

I. Will. Stab. You. ALL.

CAN I NOT MOURN FOR THE DEATH OF MY CHILD?
I*shouts* IN CASE YOU ALL MISSED IT I HAD TO BURN HIS BODY TO ASHES WHEN HE WAS IN SOME WEIRD ALIVE- STATE.

FUCK.
YOU.
ALL.

NOW I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHICH WAY IS UP AN WHICH WAY IS DOWN
*screams in pain and rage*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*is so confused* okay wow no kidnapping my kids *walks away*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

First, why should you be?

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Jophiel said...

*Shrugs and slides down wall, rubbing her temples* She shouldn't be this powerful... Even when I'm in control..,

Dragona Pine said...

Because arresting people when they do bad things sounds fun

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese.

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

what child

you had a child

you killed a child

you killed your child

you burned your child

and btw up and down is relative to where you are in the workd and shere you are positioned. unless youre talking about north and south. then get a compass

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I.... I think Adra's pretty mad. I mean, she's on a different floor and I can hear her bright as day. Maybe we should go.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*in earpiece* Trip...he escaped...Judi is out and Gauntlet has Olivia....*voice cracks*

Dragona Pine said...

Aww no cheese.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Meeee

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Dammit

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Noelle said...

*pinches the bridge of her nose* He was dead and my psycho ex brought him back. And I had to burn his coffin because what he brought back wasn't my child. And Argh

Jophiel said...

*Yells* Trip, you should talk to her!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

See, you want to be one because it would be fun. That isn't the kind of attitude you need to be a law enforcer.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*storms down to Trip, punching him hard in the face, showing him against the wall, eyes burning* I hate you right now.
*stalks out the front door*

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