Thursday, March 28, 2013

The Maleficent Seven

Ah, Tanith...

Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.

Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.

Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.

Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.

Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.

On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.

On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.

On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.

And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.

Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.

Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.

I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.

PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye Rhydian

Alexis said...

Bye have fun Rhydian!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*watches Olivia crawl around exploring* crazy baby

Alexis said...

*giggles* Olivia is having fun! *goes back to drawing*

Noelle said...

*pulls out her phone, wiping her eyes, emailing*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Bye, Rhydian!

Niccolò has been working on two projects at once. He holed himself up somewhere to research and experiment, and he's also been doing a lot of traveling. He looked into the true name serum for a while on the side, too. By the way- I think I'd like to have that banned, if that's ok, and the existing serum destroyed. It's just too dangerous- if someone found it they could replicate it and use it as a weapon of mass destruction.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Olivia: *crawls to Alexis and then crawls after a snake*

Woooah *grabs Olivia* no snakes for you missy

Olivia: *cries*

*sets down near Alexis* Look Alexis is drawing now maybe she'll draw you a cat

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

If you insist Ari. Probably better off anyway I mean I have it with me and I think the antidote is fine because if anything happened to Niccolò or I someone could inject it into one of us...*shrugs* I rather not find out what would happen

Alexis said...

Oh....*sighs* Damn him. *puts stuff away and goes back to treehouse bored*

Noelle said...

*shakes her head, looking at her vial of magic, plugging in her earphones*
*hums*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis stop being so miserable! Ugh! *holds Olivia*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis; I am not!!! *growls and goes to room and sits in chair with Coco bear reading*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

If it was injected into anyone there's no telling how high the death toll could be. True names are not to be messed with. The serum would definitely kill him, though. And... *bites lip* If he dies... We can't bring him back.

What's wrong, Alexis?

#ChaseforBook9

Noelle said...

*pulls out her phone, calling someone*
...Antonio?
Where are you?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I understand Ari. We can destroy it and I never wrote down how I made it so if Niccolò didnt mind blocking the memory I have of making it from Javier and I we should be fine. Nobody can replicate it. I was alone when I did it and all.

Alexis: nothing just never mind nobody understands me because i'm 11 *sighs*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Zaf, I'd like you to come with me.

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Noelle said...

*listens, nodding*
Oh..

*a portal appears in the hotel, and Antonio steps out. She runs to him, sobbing, hugging him*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Trip can this wait? I'm discussing things with a fellow Elder on matters very important

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Well if you feel like it later, Alexis, you can talk to me.

((I feel it necessary to tell you that I am not ignoring you, Adra, I'm just not near you. And I feel like a lot of people just disappeared, so if you're reading this and ghosting, hi! I'm sorry if I scared you away! Please come back!))

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Listen, you can come with me now, or you can go to jail later. I think what you're doing can wait.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: *goes to Ari* I guess I will talk to you *smiles shyly*

Noelle said...

Wh- where's Victoria, brother?

Antonio: She was too busy to come see you, sis.

What? That bitch!

Antonio: Adra...

...I know

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*nods* Of course, Zaf. If you're okay with losing that memory. *memory is blacked out from hers and Javier's minds*

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Wait, Trip, is Zaf being arrested? What for?

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sighs and goes to* Trip please dont arrest me I have a lot to be here for and I dont want to be away and never see my children grow up or lose my position as Grand Mage

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Thanks Ari!

Javier: thank you

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Alright, Alexis. What is it?

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

* walks off with Zaf, into the forest*

You know, personally, I see you as unfit to rule. I'm not going to go into why, because as much as I disrespect you you are still in a way my friend.

For that reason, I'm offering you a very special one off pardon. That dagger was your last chance. One more violation of international law I will arrest you, and depose you. You'll have to watch your kids grow up from inside jail, and feel like you did today; powerless, weak, for a very long time.

Do you accept?

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: look please dont dismiss this like its no biggy. I do have a crush on Coco and ever since I found out he asked you to the ball yeah I am sad and nobody actually listens to me except momma! I know what I feel and people think i'll grow out of it! I'm mad nobody listens to me! They dismiss me because I'm 11!

Noelle said...

Antonio: So tell me sis- what happened?

Oh dear... I don't think I want to go about it...

Antonio: *getures to the vial* Is that your magic?

*nods* I'm debating whether I should inject myself with it again.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*looks at shocked* Fine. I-I really dont want to be sentenced to prison because of you. I like my life and to me you annoy me but fine. I accept.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Good. Follow me. *starts to walk into the forest*

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*follows unsure* why are we going into the forest?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Well, I know what it feels like not to be taken seriously because of your age. Usually I just find a way to prove I'm serious. In this case, though, there's no real way to do that... And I don't really know what to tell you except that I'm sorry, and I know it's hard, but I hope you can get over him, and find someone your age who cares for you just as much as you care for them.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*they re-emerge on a cold street side opposite a set of garages*

Because the forest is one of the most common places in blogland for exits into our dimension*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Antonio: *sits* Why is this debatable for you?

I... I'm tired, Antonio. But I don't want to die just yet.

Antonio: What about Castalan?

I'm still trying to figure that one out.

Antonio: *his phone dings with a message* oh damn...

*shakes her head, smiling a bit* Always on the run. Go ahead- save the world or whatever it is you do. I'll stay here.

Antonio: Soror...

Please. Go.

Antonio: *looks hesitant, but gives her a crystal* One place, Adra. That will take you one place. It better be home. *hugs, kissing her hair before returning to the portal* *salutes* See ya, sis. Don't be a stranger.

*nods*

*Antonio vanishes, along with the portal*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Now, follow me. *walks across the road and opens one of the garages, inside is a car covered in a large cloth*

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: *sighs* When you said that you wanted him to find someone else I was happy but *shakes head* Nobody listened and they egged him on. I did miss Coco all week and I had nightmares he died because I care enough about him and well he's like an okder brother to me someone I can look up to and I wish he would realize that

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Trip *follows* I really really dont feel comfortable with this

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*whips the cloth off, revealing the Delorian*

Get in. *gets in the driver's seat*

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*gets in* Where are we going Trip?

Noelle said...

*hums again, examining the crystal*
*looks longingly at her vial*
*closes her eyes*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You see Zaf, I can't just give you a free pardon. It doesn't work like that. You did something wrong, just because you're my friend doesn't mean I can just let you off scot free. So, we are going to erase your crime from history.

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Ok, Alexis, here's one reason why people might not be taking you seriously. You just told me he's like an older brother. Most people don't have crushes on their brothers. It's really not healthy to have a crush on your brother. So... Is it that you actually have a crush on him, or that you think of him like family? That might be part of the reason why people tell you you're confused.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*drives out onto the road, gaining speed*

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Woah woah woah are you insane?! I am not meddling with TIME Trip! Jesus boy no way.

Noelle said...

*sits on her bed, humming, slowly working on balancing herself out*
*orders a salad instead*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: f-family. I think. *tilts head* I mean....I dont have older siblings so I'm not sure....I think family is the word. And I asked him to teach me fighting because I wanna be like him! *sighs* It hurts he kinda doesnt want to

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

It's jail or time fiddling.

Besides, I know what I'm doing. Normally this would create a paradox, but because in blogland, you can essentially be a god, you can change the fundamental laws of the universe! *turns* So, I will change it so in that specific situation, that won't cause a paradox!

55...

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Trip....*buries head in hands* I am not...FINE just...do the stupid meddling I dont like it though I hate *shuts up*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

69...

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*turns* Me?

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Never mind just do the time thing

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

BRB DINNER

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Of course, it wouldn't be jail for long. A year on good behaviour.

74...

*turns*

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Don't take it personally- he's just not a teacher. He was afraid that if he said yes to you, other people might ask, too. He doesn't exactly have a lot of time on his hands, either. He's only even spoken to me once this whole week, and that was only for less than thirty seconds.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*the salad is delivered to her door and she retrieves it*
*the employee gives her a strange look*
*snaps at her in Arabic and she leaves*
*turns on the television*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(PAUSE REAL WORLD TIME FOR THE ZAF-TRIP TIME TRAVEL ADVENTURE!)

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(By which I mean, we are paused, but everyone else isn't)

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Sweet. Why are you arresting Zaf, anyway?))

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Noelle said...

(Dear god)

*another knock comes on the door, and the manager is standing there with two policemen*
...
Manager: I'm sorry, miss. But an employee was concerned for your safety, and requested that you be taken to the police station

What? Why? *glances at her reflection, and the cuts and bruises all over* Riiiight.

Manager: I'm afraid I have to insist.
*the cops circle her and pull her from the room*

*growls*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Assault on a sanctuary official. Trip got tired of her never getting arrested for her crimes, so is really putting his foot down. Anyway, she isn't under arrest, she's being pardoned. Kind of*

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Is that allowed? Surely you could just give a fake-reasonable explanation. And also, is that allowed?)

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Noelle said...

*murmurs as she is brought downstairs, receiving strange looks* *averts her eyes, trying not to cry as she is helped into the police car, to the station*
*gazes out the window*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Who did she assault? Sorry, I haven't been here all week, so I missed a lot...))

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*the car pulls up, and she is handed a phone*
*sits, unsure of who to call*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

How many hair styles could Harry Styles style if Harry Styles could style hair styles?

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((Zero?))

*hums* Damn... I don't have Trip's number- hell knows what happened to Zaf...

*types in Mara's number, and waits*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((*tries not to laugh at Mara's comment because I'm around people* *almost fails*))

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Me. When I said if she broke the law one more time I'd arrest her. She threw a knife at me.)

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Oh, ok. What law did she break? Sorry for all the annoying questions... -_-))

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Noelle said...

*sighs, ending the call*
Hmm...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: surely he would make an exception? *looks sad*

*looks up at Trip* I would lose my position of Grand Mage wouldnt I?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Sure would. 84! *makes a sharp turn and flies off the road into the forest, leaving blazing tyre trails arcing through the air.*

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Assault on a sanctuary agent.)

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Noelle said...

*tries to call Zaf- but it says "OUT OF SERVICE"* *grouns* And I don't have Aretha's...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*holds on for dear life* and...I wouldnt be able to gain it back?

Noelle said...

Right.

*checks her pockets for the vial of magic*
*eyes widen*
No...

*asks to use the restroom and immediately uses the stone to get to her hotel room, grabbing the stone and making a run for it*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Sorry, I have to leave now. Bye!))

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

Sorry. Back after a homicidal YouTube video heist.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

They'd get a new person without a criminal record. They wouldn't want you back.

*gets out&

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye Ari...*le sighs*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Bye Ari!

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sighs following Trip* Trip why would you do this to me?! WHY?!

Ebony Law said...

-teleports to Adra-

What are you doing with that phial?

Ebony Law said...

The one that.. went "missing"?

Noelle said...

(Bye Aretha)
*jumps* Alex- Jesus. You scared me. Don't do that.

Noelle said...

Um... That is my magic, thank you muchly.

Ebony Law said...

You put your magic in a phial?

That's stupid.

Octa said...

Word.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Sorry I poofed

Instagram

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Noelle said...

*growls* Don't just don't. I didn't mean to- it was extracted and I have had a really long day so please- drop it.
*pauses, biting into her hand until it breaks the skin, and she pours the liquid in there until it is gone in her bloodstream, absorbed*

I don't trust you near it..

*murmurs, cutting through backstreets and alleys*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*checks out the cool tyre trails arching through the air as they dissipate. takes off a bangle and drops it on the floor. Checks his watch, waits a few seconds and then crushes he bangle with his foot.*

Because /I/ follow the rules.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Now follow me. We only have twenty minutes before the time freeze wears off. *walks away into the forest*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((Hi Mars!))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Trip....*is shaking* Please I really dont feel safe....just do this before I lose the small part of me thats not terrified

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*follows pretty much freaked*

Ebony Law said...

-notices four drops of her magic remaining on the floor-

-puts the four drops in a phial of my own, and places it in my pocket-

-teleports onto the trees above Adra, following her silently from above-

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...
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Noelle said...

*swiftly calls a taxi, punching in numbers, trilling to someone on the other line in Arabic*
*asks the driver to the airport*
*climbs in*

Ebony Law said...

-jumps onto the roof, remaining completely silent and stealthy-

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*they arrive in the field, Zaf is just abut to reach for her dagger and Trip is kneeling by Adra-puddle.* Now Zaf, quickly go and take your knife before you throw it at me. Hide it in the woods somewhere where you will find it but no one in the past will.

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

(Trip, what's going on in your rp? Is that the dagger from TMS?)

Noelle said...

*a bit later they pull out on the Tarmac after extensive checking ins and pulls up to a private jet*
*tips the driver, climbing out*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*goes takes knife and hides it going back to Trip*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Nope, meddling with time. Explain later)

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Seven minutes left. We best run back to the Delorian. *turns and sprints into the forest*

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

-follows behind Adra, stealthily-

-teleports on board the plane first and hides somewhere safe-

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*runs after him*

Noelle said...

*climbs on board, flashing her ID and they close the door behind her and she sits, pulling out a medical kit from her bag, which is waiting for her*
*hums*

Ebony Law said...

-listens to Adra's humming and the footsteps surrounding me-

Noelle said...

*the plane lifts off, only the pilots and her on board*
*walks around, searching for a glass of water*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Idk what to do here.

So there's this person on ig and she's actually kinda nice but she freaks me out idk why she just does and I gave her my kik before because I do that to all my followers who want to chat but she keeps kiking me and I want her to stop because I just don't like her that much she kinda scares me idk. But I can't really tell her that and if I block her she'll ask why and I asdfghjkl

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*they get back to the delorian* Three minutes! Get in! *gets in the driver's seat*

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Noelle said...

((That's... Complicated. Perhaps ask nicely? Devise a half out out of your day where you talk to her and she will have to wait until then or something

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*gets in shaking* okay thats scary Trip

(Mara I dunno honestly)

Noelle said...

*softly* Smell like I sound I'm lost in the crowd.. And I'm hungry like the wolf..

*finds her water, sitting*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*starts to drive through the forest smashing through the trees. Drives back onto the road, one minute left at 32. Speeds down the road and reaches 88 3 seconds before the time freeze runs out*

#chaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*the intercom announces there to be thirty more minutes*

*sighs, closing her eyes*
Thank god for fast planes

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bloody hell...

Ebony Law said...

-places my hand out, the mark on the back of my hand glowing- -reads Adra's mind-

Where are you going?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*they reappear in the present in classic Delorian style. Trip guides it bck into the garage* All stop!

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Right okay

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Gets out*

#chaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You know, driving the delorian is weird, because it's an american car, the driver's side is on he wrong side!

#chaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*groans* NEVER A DULL MOMENT, dammit.
Greece. Why do you care?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*gets out* oh no th European cars confuse me! I went to Ireland and Ravel purposely made me drive

Ebony Law said...

-wipes Adra's memory of me reading her mind-

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hmm. Okay, thaaaanks.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*hums* *the plane touches down, jolting*
*comes to a stop and she gets out of the plane, a valet waiting for her*
*gets into the driver's seat*
*drives off towards the hills*

Jophiel said...

*Covers face* Guys... I'm so bloody sorry about last night... It was supposed to be one of the best nights but my brother kept ruining it for me... I'm really, really sorry that I put everyone through that... I honestly wouldn't be surprised if some of you ignore this and forget about me completely... *Sighs and falls to the floor*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: *wanders the lake singing Castle On a Cloud*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I picture Mara like either Saoirse Ronan or Perrie Edwards (>>>>>>). *nods thoughtfully*

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Death, why would we do that? We will ALWAYS love you. No matter what those affiliated with you do.

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Dragona Pine said...

Hello?

Ebony Law said...

-teleports onto the roof of the car again-

Rose. What happened? -hugs-

(In an rp with Adra atm)

Jophiel said...

I know... But I'm still a jerk...

Noelle said...

((*sings* AND IIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUU))

*pulls up to a small drive, locking her car and climbing out, entering the house, immediately going to the back porch for the view of the bay and the rocks below*
*sighs in content*

Dragona Pine said...

Adraaaa... :P

Ebony Law said...

-teleports behind Adra-

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*covers the Delorian up with the cloth again. Shepards everyone out of the garage and closes it again*

Death, would a jerk call themself a jerk? I doubt it!

#chaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Sighs* I went to my sisters deb last night and my sister's boyfriend made me dance with him... I can't dance and he was trying to make me... So I did and then he made me slow dance with him and my older brother stormed up to me and started screaming (in front of everyone) about how I shouldn't be dancing with him because he's not my boyfriend... And then he stormed off... And then he came back to verbally abuse me when we got home...

Dragona Pine said...

About 30 seconds before I came on I fell asleep and saw a Husks face leaping out at me. So I'm deciding not to go to sleep yet. I've played too much mass effect.

Noelle said...

((DRAGONA I AM EATING FOOD PLEASE I NEED FOOD I LIKE FOOD *cries* Fooood))
*turns* So you were following me

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Right. Thank you Trip

Javier: *is in London actually doing work* (he's an assassin what do you think it is for him)

Noelle said...

*hugs Rose* I'm adopting you btw

Jophiel said...

If a jerk knew they were a jerk and had nothing they could do about it.

Dragona Pine said...

Trip and I'm afraid I had to kill Cain. I uncuffed him so he could help Adra then he tried to vanish. So I shot him with my anti-material rifle and now he isn't here any more.

Ebony Law said...

Oh my god... Are you okay, Rose?

-kisses-

I'll be over once I finish the rp.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Remember, watch your step. *walks back to blogland*

#chaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Nods sadly* Yeah... I'm okay... I just hate my brother so much... *Smiles* Okay... I'll be here...

Ebony Law said...

Yes, I've been following you. And you're not quite as powerful as you should be, are you? -flips out the phial of the rest of your magic-

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I guess it's better than having to chase him across the world. Thanks for telling me.

#chaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

In my defence, I gave him warnings. I did have my rifle pointed at him.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Death no you are not a jerk

Hehehe look this might cheer you up (probably not because I'm an idiot but)

How much hair styles could Harry Styles style if Harry Styles could style hair styles?

Heh heh.

Sorry when I get sleepy I get weirdly hyper D:

*hugs Death*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*reaches for it, grabbing it* Give that back

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hey, I think it might be illegal, but I'm sure no one will care. We were the only witnesses, we could twist something new up.

#chaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Oh god just nearly fell asleep again. It seems I'm so tired my mind is like "INSTA-DREAM".

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*goes to Bloglabd*

Javier: *returns hand slightly bloody* Zaf

*hugs* Javier...

Jophiel said...

*Hug Msara back and laughs lightly*

Ebony Law said...

-shifts my weight, pushing you to the railing so that my hand is over-

I don't think so. Back off, or you can say goodbye to your magic.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*snaps leg up onto car boot* *whips head around*

DID SOMEBODY SAY INSTA

AS IN GRAM

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

Oh yeah, Zaf, do we need some sort of ticket for the Requiem ball?

Ebony Law said...

Like the golden discs in Death Bringer?

Noelle said...

What omfg Mara.

*growls at Alex* Why is this so important to you?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

The disc things you need we all need one

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Oh yeah af and only you and me know it ever happened. To everyone else you're still on aa warning)

#chaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Harry Styles can style hair styles though...

I mean, he styles his own hair styles all the time with his "swishswishswish swish" so Harry Styles styles hair styles technically bc he styles his own hair so technically isn't that hair styling?
Um

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

*gives Adra an anti-material rifle*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yeah those Alex! We need those!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*looks at phone* shit! *calls Adra back*

Ebony Law said...

Okay, who's going to sort them out? -looks at Adra-

Because you are a very interesting girl, and I am a very curious man. So back off, and maybe you'll get your magic.

Noelle said...

*her phone rings in the corner* *inches towards it*

Jophiel said...

*Sings softly so no one can hear*
And you said it would be funny to keep me hanging in suspense
Then I'd run over to your house and I'd scale the chainlink fence
That borders your back yard and then I'd climb through your window
And I'd whisper that I love you as you fall out of your clothes

And we'd lay there in the darkness like this dream of you I had
Where we captured all the fireflies and knew what time we had
Could be counted on our fingertips and that almost made you cry
you let me hold you tightly as we said all our goodbyes

May I say I loved you more
May I say I loved you more

And it must have been and hour that I clutched you in my arms
And I must have said the right things because you instantly felt warm
And you heard my heart stop beating and you wanted not to cry
As your sympathetic whispers, they told a tale of bad goodbyes

And you swore you saw me laughing and I swore I saw you smile
And this time we've spent together is meant to last us quite a while
As I take this piece of you with me, I'll carry to my grave
Knowing that for someone you're an angel sent to save

(Keep breathing my angel, if you go down I go with you)
May I say I loved you more
(Keep breathing, just keep breathing)
(Keep breathing my angel, if you go down I go with you)
May I say I loved you more
(Keep breathing, just keep breathing)

So let's drink to memories we shared
Down one for all the hopes and cares
Here's two for being unaware that you're gone
Because before too long you'll be a memory

So let's drink to memories we shared
(Because before too long you'll be a memory)
Down one for all the hopes and cares
(Because before too long you'll be a memory)
Here's two for being unaware that you're gone
(I said before too long you'll be a memory)
I said before too long you'll be...
*Sighs*

Noelle said...

*gives Alex a strange look* you're really freaking me out...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*smirks*

Okay. I know the answer.

How many hair styles could Harry Styles style if Harry Styles could style hair?

Turdy seven.

Hehehehehehehehe.

*runs away fangirling*

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Wait, Adra, what's happening?

Noelle said...

((I'm not near you, Dragona...)?

Ebony Law said...

-let's go of Adra, letting her reach the phone, and hides the phial again-

Noelle said...

*lunges for her phone*

Noelle said...

*picks it up* ZAF!

Dragona Pine said...

http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Husk

:o

Dragona Pine said...

Well I'm confused as always. Anyone know where I am?

Dragona Pine said...

It seems I've managed to lose myself.

Noelle said...

Still in Cairo, I think.

*her voice strains* Zaf!

Dragona Pine said...

Ahh. And where is all the action?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No, we're back in blogland. No action at the moment.

#chaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*throws her phone on the floor* DAMMIT.
*looks at her reflection* *scowls* Smeared makeup. No wonder they have me strange looks

Jophiel said...

Yep! Just chilling here and pondering the meaning of the little plastic thing in shoeaces...

Noelle said...

*In a magical island*

Noelle said...

(An aglet, Rose?)

Noelle said...

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
*shoves the Ded at Dragona* TAKE IT

Jophiel said...

(Yep! I always forget the name...))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Death, on one of my pairs of shoes all of mine broke and it's just a pain to do them up now.

#chaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Me? Uh ok.

Noelle said...

*growls at Alex* Anything else you have to add?

Jophiel said...

(Hey Alex... Are you okay...? *Hugs*))

Maralie Lily Charm said...

AHAHAHAHA LOUIS THIS SHOULD BE LIKE YOUR SIGNATURE

snap snap snap snap
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snap snap snap snap

Hehe I hope that came out right o.o

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Laughs at Trip* Ever tried replacing it with stickytape?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No...

Sounds awful. I must say.

#chaseForBook9

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