Thursday, March 28, 2013

The Maleficent Seven

Ah, Tanith...

Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.

Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.

Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.

Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.

Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.

On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.

On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.

On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.

And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.

Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.

Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.

I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.

PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

YES
I dedicate to...

...

wait this isnt going to work

i dedicate to... um... how...

um...

77711667

i think

AND ALSO TO

killin your baby

kidnappin babies

people behavin like babies

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I don't think this is one of those things you talk to people about Judi.

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Adra, your child died long ago. What Cain brought back was not your child and you shouldn't feel bad. It was Cain's fault.

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...
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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm sorry!

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Jophiel said...

*Takes deep breath and teleports to Adra* Adra, please calm down.

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

trip can i be a sanctuary enforcer?

or

Trip, may I be a Sanctuary enforcer?

Dragona Pine said...

Trip, well I also understand a moral judgement that is required for one and it will protect people against those who wish to do wrong. It is not only fun.

Noelle said...

*pushes Judi away* Leave. Me. Alone

(ONFG I am dying at that dead I tried not to laugh i'mgoingtohell)

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

or maybe even

Trip, would you be so kind as to offer me a position as a Sanctuary enforcer?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

So my kid is stolen...I get taken off the Council I give up in life I do *just wanders to Blogland completely numb*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Sorry Hallie, no can do.

Unless you happen to live in Scotland, near Glasgow.

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

awwies ((hugs Zaf))

things get better! and even if you get taken off the council you were a good leader who will be remembered

also youre in the book which is 200% better

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Wheres Croatoan when I need the bastard? Someone here who can take my true name I'd be so happy

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Idk dude, I just love One Direction and Little Mix ➡

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

Why not? I am sure I could make necessary arrangements from where I am currently.

Also, there are Sanctuaries all over the world. Why must I be in Scotland?

Noelle said...

(*ded)
*sits in the middle of a field, sitting in the middle, lying in the middle*
*lets out a long scream until she has no air left*
*gasps in a breath, letting it out*
*falls on the ground, dazed*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

whY AM I UP AT 1:47AM

oh yeah I'm stalking 1D and LM lol

*yawns*

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

zaffy never wish that

also this niccy thing is beginning to get a bit ridiculous

i suggest for your health that you stop

...omg my talking to trip is making me sound soooo weird

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Because I only have the ability to employ people into one area of the Scottish sanctuary.

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

hey adra its like a zombie sound of music!!

crossed with that movie where the chinese chick drowns her baby by accident cos she was daydreamin boyt something dumb

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

To be honest Hallie you get used to it. She is... dangerously obsessed.

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

((shrugs)) I could move there, if you so wished.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I have no power to go get my kid and I lost what I worked for all my god damn life! Why cant i have a god day?! WHY?? *collapses against tree*

Jophiel said...

*Stays where she is and grabs Adra's shoulders* I'm not leaving you alone. You need to go march back inside and apologise to your boyfriend.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Eh, I don't think you're cut out for work in the spotter division anyway, go ask someone else.

#ChaseForBook9

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

I am sure I will get used to it with time.

((ok have to stop talking like this its just soo not me))

Noelle said...

*doesn't react to Halie's words*
*sits there, looking at the sky*
*giggles* Oh my God... I punched Trip. *covers her face* oh my God

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

THIS IS NOT A GOOD DAY FOR ANYBODY IS IT

Duck said...

HELLLO HELLLO!

Just wondering, why are people killing babies?

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Okay, I'm going to go back to blogland. *does so, walks up to Zaf*

Hey Zaf!

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

oh my god

you punched a dude and he tripped???

((jk))

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

no no

burning and kidnapping

Jophiel said...

*Smiles* It's a good day for me! I got to see Dwyer again!!! *Twirls and her long black dress spins out beneath her*

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

the killing is just a bonus

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Trip

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Long, long emotional story Duck. Really long.)

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Noelle said...

*looks up a Judi* I'm really pissed off at myself. And Hallie isn't helping.

*glances* Oh great. Ta, Duck

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

So, you seem pretty destroyed at the loss of your position.

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

wat are you talking about i am soo helping

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

trip: no shit sherlock

Dragona Pine said...

I'll be an enforcer for the British sanctuary then. :)

Duck said...

It is great, isn't it Adra.

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Noelle said...

I'm really trying to figure out who you really are, Hallie...

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

i cant even tell if youre bein sarcastic or not

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(English, Dragona.)

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Ebony Law said...

-comes back as Alex, and screams into the distance-

Oh.. My god, no.. Kill me. SOMEONE KILL M-

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yeah Trip I really am. I lost something I worked for since the the early 1900's. I feel lost...*buries face in hands* My father would have been on the Council...I was elected to serve with Bisahalani...I became Grand Mage my father would be proud now look at me

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

my brain doesnt work sometimes

this

is one of those moments

Jophiel said...

*Lays down beside Adra* I... Well, Death loves you and she wants you to be happy. She's never had a child but she has a younger brother who is close to being her child. We know the bond and we... *Sighs and rubs temples* *Jumps up* Sorry! I'll be back in a moment!! *Sprints off into the forest*

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

im sure your father was and is VERY proud zaf

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*stretches*
I'm feeling so fangirly omg

Hehe.

"Hery stiles:
guys go fllow @harrystyles on instgrm!!!1!!11 he's rly cul!"

"liam pain:
lol u cnt shout out urself u loser"

"Hery stiles:
liam i thght u were de nice 1 :-("

"Niel horun:
U dnt no his fukin life"

Directioners are weird...

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

ALEX! *Screams and runs towards his voice* Alex! Where are you?!

Ebony Law said...

-giggles, standing up from the ground-

I'm back, kids. Did ya miss me? -giggles evilly and hops around Blogland, stabbing the occasional animal, arriving to the treehouse, where everyone appears to be- Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

the important thing now is to do something good with your life and to start something new!

look after your girls...

we will get olivia to you asap!

Noelle said...

Yeah I know Judi

((Hallie of I remember correctly, you said that I am one of the Bloglandians who know who your actual Blogland identity is, yeah? I'm trying to find it out.))

*clears her throat, getting to her feet*

Noelle said...

*stops* Alex.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: *hides inside with Daddy*

Jenna Grace said...

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH! Did I hear Elder Zafira Kerias saying she wants her true name stolen? Explain?! How the hell do you steal a true name? And who the hell is Croatoan?
Yep, I know this comment is super late. My internet wanted to be stupid. Deal with it.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well remember this feeling. This is what it would be like had I arrested you and you lost your position. Or had I had a legitimate reason to depose you. You are still Grand Mage.

#ChaseForBook9

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

you are all idiots

absolutely no offense

but this shouldve been worked out days ago

Jophiel said...

*Stops and stares* Alex...? *Falls to her knees, screaming and clutching her head*

Ebony Law said...

-looks at Zaf-

Are you... You are, aren't you!

You're the one who's child I hid in Egypt.

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

((looks at jennas comment))

((bursts out laughing hysterically))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh hey Alex.

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Noelle said...

(( I'm going to guess Luce, but I'm not sure.))

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

((just starts laughig hysterically))

it is soo OBVIOUS i swear to godge

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*goes into 1DHouse*

Mara: HARRYYY I'M HUNGRYYYY

Harry: Come and get some popcorn!

Mara: *goes over* Love Actually? *grins*

Harry: *rubs eyes* Yeah.

Mara: Awh Hazza, are you crying?

Harry: What?! No! *rubs at eyes frantically*

Mara: Awh. *sits beside him* *hugs him* It's okay, Harry. *coos*

Harry: *mutters* shut up.

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Noelle said...

Hi Jenna

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

((is still laughing))

wouldnt tell you even if it was.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh... We know you?


Are you Mary Bob Tomkinson?!

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

or i was, i should say.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

You have my child Alex! *stares at Trip and punches in face* Thats my way of sayin never do that again

Jophiel said...

*Gasps and scrambles to her feet* *Eyes to wide as they see Alex* No...

Noelle said...

Oh. So it probably is, then.

But I thought Luce and Inwere on good terms... But this- what you're doing, whoever you are- is cruel. And I would like you to please stop

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

come on. think about it. use your brain. you know you want to.

or maybe i am who you think i am.

maybe im not.

this is very very fun

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well actually your royal highness, I will, if you break the law.

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Dragona Pine said...

Now I'm even more confused. I wish people would stop pretending to be other people. I've literally given up on everyone apart from the ones I know.

Ebony Law said...

-shoots Harry-

Ha.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Tomkinson...

Tomlinson...

Hehehehe.

TomlinSON.

TomlinDAUGHTER.

XD

I'm not even funny anymore am I.

#ChaseForBook9

Jenna Grace said...

Ooh, a guessing game? I suck at those! *laughs* Well I rarely comment so I don't really know you guys, but I ghost a lot. And even if I didn't I would guess something stupid, just for the sake of guessing something. *thinks* Are you the Edward/Sherlock guy?

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

its not cruel!

and im not doing it to hurt you or anybody.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You just became a whole lot more sinister Hallie.

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Holy mother of Nando's. I wasn't even roleplaying. I was bored. No killing my characters.

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Pushes Harry out of the way and gets shot herself* *Gasps and grits teeth*

Noelle said...

And yet- you have succeeded in doing just that and more. *slow claps* Congratulations

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

im not.

and look i was planning on telling all of you in a week

it was supposed to be a surprise

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

thats nice of you to say, trip.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*growls* Leave my position n America ALONE

Noelle said...

You could tell this whole time, Trip... The subtle changes in speak- the spelling and no capitalization was on purpose. *shrugs* Tidbit. Thought you would like to know

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

You're Kessie

Ebony Law said...

-eyes widen-

-reverses time, stopping Rose from getting shot- -teleports Rose in New York, and goes back, and Harry gets shot-

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*clicks fingers, a small ball of energy appears inside Alex, it expands at half the speed of sound, ripping him apart. Unless he does something to counter it. Which would be hard, in the space of less than a second*

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Jophiel said...

*Puts shaking hand to her ribs* Alex... Please don't. If you try and shot them, I'll take another bullet.. *Faces twists in pain*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

DEATH

ALEX

LOOK

WHAT

*throws popcorn at him*

I'm sorry I'm not being serious it's early okay.

Death! *screams*

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

i dont think anybodys doing anything to your position right now, zafira.

Noelle said...

So what? I hate surprises anyway.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

KESSIE

WHAT

WHERE

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Who is kessie?

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

((laughs))

You're smart, Adra, you really are.

Jophiel said...

*shoot

*Teleports and grabs Harry's wrist and teleports him away* I'll go get Mara for you. *Teleports back to Blogland*

Ebony Law said...

Yeah, this isn't even fun anymore...

-changes back to Chrome-

I gotta go, sorry.

-hugs and kisses Rose-

Enjoy New York.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I don't think it's Kessie... *frowns*

Um Alex please do you mind not killing Harry thanks

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Would it be Kes? I don't think she was that mean. Maybe Fabi. I dunno. Hopefully NEVer her but... I think the Rp hurt her a bit so...

That's who it is, I think- someone who was "hurt"from the RP and has decided to take it out on the rest of us

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

And let me just tell you, it feels so nice to speak with punctuation.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

As I said before Zaf, watch your step. If you do that, I will.

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

I'm not trying to take it out on you!!!!

Jophiel said...

*Kisses Alex back* Be on soon!

Duck said...

Too many people!
Too many comments!
Too much to read!

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGG!

Okay, so I'll be heaps distant doing this assessment that's due tomorrow.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hallie is Kessie I guess that is my guess

Noelle said...

((Sorry Alex))

Maralie Lily Charm said...

SPEAKING OF KESSIE

I NEED TO EMAIL HER AGAIN

Septemberrrrrrr (:

#ChaseForBook9

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

just wait for one second

Jenna Grace said...

Sorry, I'm lost... Who's who and what's cruel? I'm still kinda new. I'm not all upset or anything, though, so it's cool if nobody answers.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Aren't you though? You're angry and you are emptying it all out on the blog. Because of the way you are saying things- that dry way- there's a difference between being sarcastically dry and not.
And that was definitely not

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*kicks Trip* Okay I feel better now

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm confused...

What do you mean? What's going on with Hallie?

Uhm, Hallie? What's going on?

And where does Kessie come into this?

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Teleports back to Harry and takes him back to Mara* Ow... Be so happy I took the bullet for you, Haz... That hurt...

Noelle said...

It is a long story, Jenna. But Hallie is another Bloglandian who is appearing under that name and acting all "Joker" on everyone

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

You know what?

I can't find them!

Wait I need to go find them

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Kessie?

Fabi?

Ember?

Hmm.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

It shouldn't be Kessie... It wouldn't!

*catches Zaf's foot* Stop.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Its not Derek Landy at least I know it'd kill him to not use punctuation so

Jophiel said...

My guess is Fabulous... *Glowers* Reveal your true name!!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Sorry Death, I'm not ignoring you, I just kinda want to see what's happening here *hugs*

#ChaseForBook9

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

I CANNOTFIND THEM

Noelle said...

OOOH. Ember. Right. I wouldn't be surprised...

Sorry to everyone we have mentioned if it isn't you... We are throwing out basically everyone who isn't here right now

Maralie Lily Charm said...

No. It's not Kessie.

I don't think.

#ChaseForBook9

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

I AM TRYING TO

I JUST NEED TO DO SOMETHIG FIRST

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I wondered why her profile was so incomplete...

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Jophiel said...

*Hugs Mara* It's fine! I want to know to!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I think it may be Ember.

That is my guess.

#ChaseForBook9

Jenna Grace said...

Uh... I'm assuming when you say a person under another name, you don't mean someone being a character. Is Hallie mocking people or something?

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Yeah. It was the punctuation that was a dead giveaway. *shrugs* then the fact that she said so.

Mmmm.. *walks to Trip* I'm sorry for hitting you, by the way...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

What if its Derek guys? He's cruel enough to do this to us! He killed a family the first day he had tweeted

Jophiel said...

Oh God!! Hallie if you're Derek...

Noelle said...

It's not Derek, Zaf. Trust me. He wouldn't go this far.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Because Ember once thanked me for introducing her to Cher Lloyd, and in "Hallie"'s favourite music, it says Cher Lloyd. Idk.

And it's not Fabi. Fabi would use punctuation. I don't think she'd be able not to.

Sorry. Am I being mean? :/

#ChaseForBook9

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

Ugh I finally found them!!

M☂r☂, I h☂ve to s☂y, I didn't expect you would've gotten it first :D

Maralie Lily Charm said...

It isn't Derek. Derek wouldn't do this.

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

I don't think your being mean!! This is fun!!

Dragona Pine said...

Hallie is not derek. Im sure she's a girl.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Aha :)

Knew it.

*hugs Ember*

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ember...

Noelle said...

I just don't understand Ember, what I did against you

Jophiel said...

*Tackles Ember* I love you so freaking much!!!

Jenna Grace said...

What's everybody so worked up about? I thought the acting-like-a-different-person thing was cool? So why are we saying it's cruel now?

#ChaseForBook9

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

Ugh I just lost them again!!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

It's fine! You were enraged and angry at me, I can't blame you!

Besides, I kind of missed you hitting me. Shows me you care. *smiles*

#ChaseForBook9

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

•hugs everybody•

That's exactly why I put it in, Mara!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

In my defense Derek so would torment us all! Though now its obvious its Ember

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

Hey guys, I'm really sorry if I upset you!

My original plan was to do this until the first of September (which was when I said I wa coming back) and then to reveal myself so it would be a funny way of coming back!

I'm sorry ;(

Dragona Pine said...

I should go now considering its 2:15 am.

Night!

http://masseffectfanfiction.blogspot.co.uk


And Adra. *innocent face*

Noelle said...

*hugs Trip* Yeah... I hope I didn't break a bone.


And I don't know about you, But Ember- if that was a joke... To me, that wasn't funny. For some reason, some things you said really hurt. So- yeah.

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

Oh, and by the WAY...

Hallie: Ian Hallard, Mark Gatiss's husband

Mashed potato: Bliss the potato from the MC

Ella: Umbrella, ella, ella!

Noelle said...

I'm going to throw you out a window, Dragona ;D
*throws him carefully out a window into shrubberies, only a foot below*

-Scandalous-

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

•flop•

I'm sorry Adra, I got carried away... hug?

Noelle said...

Not right now... Later, when I've stopped crying and stuff.

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

Crying? Are you actually crying or are you RP crying?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

SHRUBBERY!

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Ember again*

It's okay (:

I had a hunch it was you, ever since I first went on your profile. I usually do that to newbies idk why. But yeah. And I saw Cher there, and there isn't many Brats that are Skuttlebugs, so I thought of you. Ever since "Hallie" came on, I thought there was something off. :P

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!

Not too expensive!

#ChaseForBook9

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

•suddenly starts laughing but is still kinda concerned about Adra•

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

•hugs Mara•

You are so the best ;D

Noelle said...

-Actually-
-stops-
-this is ridiculous. Why the hell am I wasting my precious tears over this? A bloody prank-
*hides*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Trip...*sighs* *punches him*

Noelle said...

*comes back out of hiding to place Zaf AWAY from Trip*
*bops her nose* No. That's my job.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Why are you punching me Zaf?

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Adra*

Ember - Not really. I just kinda have a good instinct, I suppose. :P

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Aw, you do care.

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Noelle said...

*pops out from a tree, swinging upside down* Yep! *kisses his cheek then swings back up*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*screams* I almost lost the sanity i had! *is crying*

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

I am honestly very confused...

Noelle said...

*swings down again to hand Zaf a sanity hat* We all hurt at one point or another, Zaf. *hands her a cupcake*
*swings up into the trees again*

Jophiel said...

*Starts spinning randomly*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*eats cupcake*

Javier: Trip do not do that to my wife EVER

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

I... I kind of don't really know what to say...

Um...

Trip? Thoughts on this? Are you angry?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Turn your face, walk away and stay ♡

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Zaf, as I said, watch your step. I don't even care any more. You're in love with a man who will never love you back and keep going insane over it and can't handle basic problems, you are unfit to rule! *storms back to bar* (rp)

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

I suddenly feel very very confuzzled

Noelle said...

*carefully swings upside down, placing a skulcake on Trip's head, balancing it*

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

I am so confused

Noelle said...

*magically appears in the bar above him, placing another skulcake on his head*

Jenna Grace said...

What did Hallie say?! Ah, screw it, I'm really no good at the pick-me-up thing. *flies around and hums*

All my lovin is dumb love
All I'm good at is messing up
Ooh, baby, if you like it cut loose
Well you kick it like (kick it like)
High heel leather boots


*bobs head and woops*

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

I just feel like I cannot say anything but that right now

Just

I'm confused

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

I'm September Silver. I don't think I've met you before, actually...?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*goes after Trip knife raised* I want to kill you Trip. Get you out of my life

Noelle said...

*I'm just cheering myself up, Trip and Zaf are rowing, so...*

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

Oh, and by the way

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I liked Hallie. I'm sad she wasn't real. She was fun and quirky, and felt like she could be next generation's Jubi.

But alas, it was not to be. I'm more just a bit sad that she wasn't real, but overall I don't really care. I definitely don't feel angry.

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Noelle said...

*growls* Zafira, back off

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

I was dedding to MAHU the whole time.

hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

•tilts head•

•feels sad•

Jophiel said...

Me: *Turns on laptop and waits ten minutes for it to start*
Computer: *Starts turning on*
Me: Yay!! *Tries to open Word*
Computer: Oh, I am going to Troll you! *Starts resetting*
Me: Oh my God...
Computer: *Takes twenty minutes to reset*

Noelle said...

*pats Rose's shoulder* I am sorry

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Don't do it Zaf....

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

What did Harry Styles' arm say to the other?

Hi ★

Nobody will get that, but :)

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

Look. I'm sorry. I don't really know what else to say to all of you other than I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to cause any damage or to do anything stupid. I love you guys!

Noelle said...

*begins to balance a tower of skulcakes on his head from hanging on the ceiling*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Kill you? I need to Trip if I want the Javert in my life gone I have to! *grins* Death bubble time!

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