Ah, Tanith...
Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.
Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.
Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.
Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.
Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.
On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.
On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.
On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.
And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.
Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.
Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.
I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.
PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...
Thursday, March 28, 2013
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I dedicate to...
...
wait this isnt going to work
i dedicate to... um... how...
um...
77711667
i think
AND ALSO TO
killin your baby
kidnappin babies
people behavin like babies
I don't think this is one of those things you talk to people about Judi.
#ChaseForBook9
Adra, your child died long ago. What Cain brought back was not your child and you shouldn't feel bad. It was Cain's fault.
I'm sorry!
#ChaseForBook9
*Takes deep breath and teleports to Adra* Adra, please calm down.
trip can i be a sanctuary enforcer?
or
Trip, may I be a Sanctuary enforcer?
Trip, well I also understand a moral judgement that is required for one and it will protect people against those who wish to do wrong. It is not only fun.
*pushes Judi away* Leave. Me. Alone
(ONFG I am dying at that dead I tried not to laugh i'mgoingtohell)
or maybe even
Trip, would you be so kind as to offer me a position as a Sanctuary enforcer?
So my kid is stolen...I get taken off the Council I give up in life I do *just wanders to Blogland completely numb*
Sorry Hallie, no can do.
Unless you happen to live in Scotland, near Glasgow.
#ChaseForBook9
awwies ((hugs Zaf))
things get better! and even if you get taken off the council you were a good leader who will be remembered
also youre in the book which is 200% better
Wheres Croatoan when I need the bastard? Someone here who can take my true name I'd be so happy
Idk dude, I just love One Direction and Little Mix ➡
#ChaseForBook9
Why not? I am sure I could make necessary arrangements from where I am currently.
Also, there are Sanctuaries all over the world. Why must I be in Scotland?
(*ded)
*sits in the middle of a field, sitting in the middle, lying in the middle*
*lets out a long scream until she has no air left*
*gasps in a breath, letting it out*
*falls on the ground, dazed*
whY AM I UP AT 1:47AM
oh yeah I'm stalking 1D and LM lol
*yawns*
#ChaseForBook9
zaffy never wish that
also this niccy thing is beginning to get a bit ridiculous
i suggest for your health that you stop
...omg my talking to trip is making me sound soooo weird
Because I only have the ability to employ people into one area of the Scottish sanctuary.
#ChaseForBook9
hey adra its like a zombie sound of music!!
crossed with that movie where the chinese chick drowns her baby by accident cos she was daydreamin boyt something dumb
To be honest Hallie you get used to it. She is... dangerously obsessed.
#ChaseForBook9
((shrugs)) I could move there, if you so wished.
I have no power to go get my kid and I lost what I worked for all my god damn life! Why cant i have a god day?! WHY?? *collapses against tree*
*Stays where she is and grabs Adra's shoulders* I'm not leaving you alone. You need to go march back inside and apologise to your boyfriend.
Eh, I don't think you're cut out for work in the spotter division anyway, go ask someone else.
#ChaseForBook9
I am sure I will get used to it with time.
((ok have to stop talking like this its just soo not me))
*doesn't react to Halie's words*
*sits there, looking at the sky*
*giggles* Oh my God... I punched Trip. *covers her face* oh my God
THIS IS NOT A GOOD DAY FOR ANYBODY IS IT
HELLLO HELLLO!
Just wondering, why are people killing babies?
#ChaseForBook9
Okay, I'm going to go back to blogland. *does so, walks up to Zaf*
Hey Zaf!
#ChaseForBook9
oh my god
you punched a dude and he tripped???
((jk))
no no
burning and kidnapping
*Smiles* It's a good day for me! I got to see Dwyer again!!! *Twirls and her long black dress spins out beneath her*
the killing is just a bonus
Hi Trip
(Long, long emotional story Duck. Really long.)
#ChaseForBook9
*looks up a Judi* I'm really pissed off at myself. And Hallie isn't helping.
*glances* Oh great. Ta, Duck
So, you seem pretty destroyed at the loss of your position.
#ChaseForBook9
wat are you talking about i am soo helping
trip: no shit sherlock
I'll be an enforcer for the British sanctuary then. :)
It is great, isn't it Adra.
#ChaseForBook9
I'm really trying to figure out who you really are, Hallie...
i cant even tell if youre bein sarcastic or not
(English, Dragona.)
#ChaseForBook9
-comes back as Alex, and screams into the distance-
Oh.. My god, no.. Kill me. SOMEONE KILL M-
Yeah Trip I really am. I lost something I worked for since the the early 1900's. I feel lost...*buries face in hands* My father would have been on the Council...I was elected to serve with Bisahalani...I became Grand Mage my father would be proud now look at me
my brain doesnt work sometimes
this
is one of those moments
*Lays down beside Adra* I... Well, Death loves you and she wants you to be happy. She's never had a child but she has a younger brother who is close to being her child. We know the bond and we... *Sighs and rubs temples* *Jumps up* Sorry! I'll be back in a moment!! *Sprints off into the forest*
im sure your father was and is VERY proud zaf
*stretches*
I'm feeling so fangirly omg
Hehe.
"Hery stiles:
guys go fllow @harrystyles on instgrm!!!1!!11 he's rly cul!"
"liam pain:
lol u cnt shout out urself u loser"
"Hery stiles:
liam i thght u were de nice 1 :-("
"Niel horun:
U dnt no his fukin life"
Directioners are weird...
#ChaseForBook9
ALEX! *Screams and runs towards his voice* Alex! Where are you?!
-giggles, standing up from the ground-
I'm back, kids. Did ya miss me? -giggles evilly and hops around Blogland, stabbing the occasional animal, arriving to the treehouse, where everyone appears to be- Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
the important thing now is to do something good with your life and to start something new!
look after your girls...
we will get olivia to you asap!
Yeah I know Judi
((Hallie of I remember correctly, you said that I am one of the Bloglandians who know who your actual Blogland identity is, yeah? I'm trying to find it out.))
*clears her throat, getting to her feet*
*stops* Alex.
Alexis: *hides inside with Daddy*
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH! Did I hear Elder Zafira Kerias saying she wants her true name stolen? Explain?! How the hell do you steal a true name? And who the hell is Croatoan?
Yep, I know this comment is super late. My internet wanted to be stupid. Deal with it.
#ChaseForBook9
Well remember this feeling. This is what it would be like had I arrested you and you lost your position. Or had I had a legitimate reason to depose you. You are still Grand Mage.
#ChaseForBook9
you are all idiots
absolutely no offense
but this shouldve been worked out days ago
*Stops and stares* Alex...? *Falls to her knees, screaming and clutching her head*
-looks at Zaf-
Are you... You are, aren't you!
You're the one who's child I hid in Egypt.
((looks at jennas comment))
((bursts out laughing hysterically))
Oh hey Alex.
#ChaseForBook9
(( I'm going to guess Luce, but I'm not sure.))
((just starts laughig hysterically))
it is soo OBVIOUS i swear to godge
*goes into 1DHouse*
Mara: HARRYYY I'M HUNGRYYYY
Harry: Come and get some popcorn!
Mara: *goes over* Love Actually? *grins*
Harry: *rubs eyes* Yeah.
Mara: Awh Hazza, are you crying?
Harry: What?! No! *rubs at eyes frantically*
Mara: Awh. *sits beside him* *hugs him* It's okay, Harry. *coos*
Harry: *mutters* shut up.
#ChaseForBook9
Hi Jenna
((is still laughing))
wouldnt tell you even if it was.
Oh... We know you?
Are you Mary Bob Tomkinson?!
#ChaseForBook9
or i was, i should say.
You have my child Alex! *stares at Trip and punches in face* Thats my way of sayin never do that again
*Gasps and scrambles to her feet* *Eyes to wide as they see Alex* No...
Oh. So it probably is, then.
But I thought Luce and Inwere on good terms... But this- what you're doing, whoever you are- is cruel. And I would like you to please stop
come on. think about it. use your brain. you know you want to.
or maybe i am who you think i am.
maybe im not.
this is very very fun
Well actually your royal highness, I will, if you break the law.
#ChaseForBook9
Now I'm even more confused. I wish people would stop pretending to be other people. I've literally given up on everyone apart from the ones I know.
-shoots Harry-
Ha.
Tomkinson...
Tomlinson...
Hehehehe.
TomlinSON.
TomlinDAUGHTER.
XD
I'm not even funny anymore am I.
#ChaseForBook9
Ooh, a guessing game? I suck at those! *laughs* Well I rarely comment so I don't really know you guys, but I ghost a lot. And even if I didn't I would guess something stupid, just for the sake of guessing something. *thinks* Are you the Edward/Sherlock guy?
#ChaseForBook9
its not cruel!
and im not doing it to hurt you or anybody.
You just became a whole lot more sinister Hallie.
#ChaseForBook9
Holy mother of Nando's. I wasn't even roleplaying. I was bored. No killing my characters.
#ChaseForBook9
*Pushes Harry out of the way and gets shot herself* *Gasps and grits teeth*
And yet- you have succeeded in doing just that and more. *slow claps* Congratulations
im not.
and look i was planning on telling all of you in a week
it was supposed to be a surprise
thats nice of you to say, trip.
*growls* Leave my position n America ALONE
You could tell this whole time, Trip... The subtle changes in speak- the spelling and no capitalization was on purpose. *shrugs* Tidbit. Thought you would like to know
You're Kessie
-eyes widen-
-reverses time, stopping Rose from getting shot- -teleports Rose in New York, and goes back, and Harry gets shot-
*clicks fingers, a small ball of energy appears inside Alex, it expands at half the speed of sound, ripping him apart. Unless he does something to counter it. Which would be hard, in the space of less than a second*
#ChaseForBook9
*Puts shaking hand to her ribs* Alex... Please don't. If you try and shot them, I'll take another bullet.. *Faces twists in pain*
DEATH
ALEX
LOOK
WHAT
*throws popcorn at him*
I'm sorry I'm not being serious it's early okay.
Death! *screams*
#ChaseForBook9
i dont think anybodys doing anything to your position right now, zafira.
So what? I hate surprises anyway.
KESSIE
WHAT
WHERE
#ChaseForBook9
Who is kessie?
((laughs))
You're smart, Adra, you really are.
*shoot
*Teleports and grabs Harry's wrist and teleports him away* I'll go get Mara for you. *Teleports back to Blogland*
Yeah, this isn't even fun anymore...
-changes back to Chrome-
I gotta go, sorry.
-hugs and kisses Rose-
Enjoy New York.
I don't think it's Kessie... *frowns*
Um Alex please do you mind not killing Harry thanks
#ChaseForBook9
Would it be Kes? I don't think she was that mean. Maybe Fabi. I dunno. Hopefully NEVer her but... I think the Rp hurt her a bit so...
That's who it is, I think- someone who was "hurt"from the RP and has decided to take it out on the rest of us
And let me just tell you, it feels so nice to speak with punctuation.
As I said before Zaf, watch your step. If you do that, I will.
#ChaseForBook9
I'm not trying to take it out on you!!!!
*Kisses Alex back* Be on soon!
Too many people!
Too many comments!
Too much to read!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGG!
Okay, so I'll be heaps distant doing this assessment that's due tomorrow.
#ChaseForBook9
Hallie is Kessie I guess that is my guess
((Sorry Alex))
SPEAKING OF KESSIE
I NEED TO EMAIL HER AGAIN
Septemberrrrrrr (:
#ChaseForBook9
just wait for one second
Sorry, I'm lost... Who's who and what's cruel? I'm still kinda new. I'm not all upset or anything, though, so it's cool if nobody answers.
#ChaseForBook9
Aren't you though? You're angry and you are emptying it all out on the blog. Because of the way you are saying things- that dry way- there's a difference between being sarcastically dry and not.
And that was definitely not
*kicks Trip* Okay I feel better now
I'm confused...
What do you mean? What's going on with Hallie?
Uhm, Hallie? What's going on?
And where does Kessie come into this?
#ChaseForBook9
*Teleports back to Harry and takes him back to Mara* Ow... Be so happy I took the bullet for you, Haz... That hurt...
It is a long story, Jenna. But Hallie is another Bloglandian who is appearing under that name and acting all "Joker" on everyone
You know what?
I can't find them!
Wait I need to go find them
Kessie?
Fabi?
Ember?
Hmm.
#ChaseForBook9
It shouldn't be Kessie... It wouldn't!
*catches Zaf's foot* Stop.
Its not Derek Landy at least I know it'd kill him to not use punctuation so
My guess is Fabulous... *Glowers* Reveal your true name!!
Sorry Death, I'm not ignoring you, I just kinda want to see what's happening here *hugs*
#ChaseForBook9
I CANNOTFIND THEM
OOOH. Ember. Right. I wouldn't be surprised...
Sorry to everyone we have mentioned if it isn't you... We are throwing out basically everyone who isn't here right now
No. It's not Kessie.
I don't think.
#ChaseForBook9
I AM TRYING TO
I JUST NEED TO DO SOMETHIG FIRST
I wondered why her profile was so incomplete...
#ChaseForBook9
*Hugs Mara* It's fine! I want to know to!
I think it may be Ember.
That is my guess.
#ChaseForBook9
Uh... I'm assuming when you say a person under another name, you don't mean someone being a character. Is Hallie mocking people or something?
#ChaseForBook9
Yeah. It was the punctuation that was a dead giveaway. *shrugs* then the fact that she said so.
Mmmm.. *walks to Trip* I'm sorry for hitting you, by the way...
What if its Derek guys? He's cruel enough to do this to us! He killed a family the first day he had tweeted
Oh God!! Hallie if you're Derek...
It's not Derek, Zaf. Trust me. He wouldn't go this far.
Because Ember once thanked me for introducing her to Cher Lloyd, and in "Hallie"'s favourite music, it says Cher Lloyd. Idk.
And it's not Fabi. Fabi would use punctuation. I don't think she'd be able not to.
Sorry. Am I being mean? :/
#ChaseForBook9
Ugh I finally found them!!
M☂r☂, I h☂ve to s☂y, I didn't expect you would've gotten it first :D
It isn't Derek. Derek wouldn't do this.
#ChaseForBook9
I don't think your being mean!! This is fun!!
Hallie is not derek. Im sure she's a girl.
Aha :)
Knew it.
*hugs Ember*
#ChaseForBook9
Ember...
I just don't understand Ember, what I did against you
*Tackles Ember* I love you so freaking much!!!
What's everybody so worked up about? I thought the acting-like-a-different-person thing was cool? So why are we saying it's cruel now?
#ChaseForBook9
Ugh I just lost them again!!
It's fine! You were enraged and angry at me, I can't blame you!
Besides, I kind of missed you hitting me. Shows me you care. *smiles*
#ChaseForBook9
•hugs everybody•
That's exactly why I put it in, Mara!!
In my defense Derek so would torment us all! Though now its obvious its Ember
Hey guys, I'm really sorry if I upset you!
My original plan was to do this until the first of September (which was when I said I wa coming back) and then to reveal myself so it would be a funny way of coming back!
I'm sorry ;(
I should go now considering its 2:15 am.
Night!
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And Adra. *innocent face*
*hugs Trip* Yeah... I hope I didn't break a bone.
And I don't know about you, But Ember- if that was a joke... To me, that wasn't funny. For some reason, some things you said really hurt. So- yeah.
Oh, and by the WAY...
Hallie: Ian Hallard, Mark Gatiss's husband
Mashed potato: Bliss the potato from the MC
Ella: Umbrella, ella, ella!
I'm going to throw you out a window, Dragona ;D
*throws him carefully out a window into shrubberies, only a foot below*
-Scandalous-
•flop•
I'm sorry Adra, I got carried away... hug?
Not right now... Later, when I've stopped crying and stuff.
Crying? Are you actually crying or are you RP crying?
SHRUBBERY!
#ChaseForBook9
*hugs Ember again*
It's okay (:
I had a hunch it was you, ever since I first went on your profile. I usually do that to newbies idk why. But yeah. And I saw Cher there, and there isn't many Brats that are Skuttlebugs, so I thought of you. Ever since "Hallie" came on, I thought there was something off. :P
#ChaseForBook9
BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!
Not too expensive!
#ChaseForBook9
•suddenly starts laughing but is still kinda concerned about Adra•
•hugs Mara•
You are so the best ;D
-Actually-
-stops-
-this is ridiculous. Why the hell am I wasting my precious tears over this? A bloody prank-
*hides*
Trip...*sighs* *punches him*
*comes back out of hiding to place Zaf AWAY from Trip*
*bops her nose* No. That's my job.
Why are you punching me Zaf?
#ChaseForBook9
*hugs Adra*
Ember - Not really. I just kinda have a good instinct, I suppose. :P
#ChaseForBook9
Aw, you do care.
#ChaseForBook9
*pops out from a tree, swinging upside down* Yep! *kisses his cheek then swings back up*
*screams* I almost lost the sanity i had! *is crying*
I am honestly very confused...
*swings down again to hand Zaf a sanity hat* We all hurt at one point or another, Zaf. *hands her a cupcake*
*swings up into the trees again*
*Starts spinning randomly*
*eats cupcake*
Javier: Trip do not do that to my wife EVER
I... I kind of don't really know what to say...
Um...
Trip? Thoughts on this? Are you angry?
Turn your face, walk away and stay ♡
#ChaseForBook9
Zaf, as I said, watch your step. I don't even care any more. You're in love with a man who will never love you back and keep going insane over it and can't handle basic problems, you are unfit to rule! *storms back to bar* (rp)
#ChaseForBook9
I suddenly feel very very confuzzled
*carefully swings upside down, placing a skulcake on Trip's head, balancing it*
I am so confused
*magically appears in the bar above him, placing another skulcake on his head*
What did Hallie say?! Ah, screw it, I'm really no good at the pick-me-up thing. *flies around and hums*
All my lovin is dumb love
All I'm good at is messing up
Ooh, baby, if you like it cut loose
Well you kick it like (kick it like)
High heel leather boots
*bobs head and woops*
#ChaseForBook9
I just feel like I cannot say anything but that right now
Just
I'm confused
I'm September Silver. I don't think I've met you before, actually...?
*goes after Trip knife raised* I want to kill you Trip. Get you out of my life
*I'm just cheering myself up, Trip and Zaf are rowing, so...*
Oh, and by the way
I liked Hallie. I'm sad she wasn't real. She was fun and quirky, and felt like she could be next generation's Jubi.
But alas, it was not to be. I'm more just a bit sad that she wasn't real, but overall I don't really care. I definitely don't feel angry.
#ChaseForBook9
*growls* Zafira, back off
I was dedding to MAHU the whole time.
•tilts head•
•feels sad•
Me: *Turns on laptop and waits ten minutes for it to start*
Computer: *Starts turning on*
Me: Yay!! *Tries to open Word*
Computer: Oh, I am going to Troll you! *Starts resetting*
Me: Oh my God...
Computer: *Takes twenty minutes to reset*
*pats Rose's shoulder* I am sorry
Don't do it Zaf....
#ChaseForBook9
What did Harry Styles' arm say to the other?
Hi ★
Nobody will get that, but :)
#ChaseForBook9
Look. I'm sorry. I don't really know what else to say to all of you other than I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to cause any damage or to do anything stupid. I love you guys!
*begins to balance a tower of skulcakes on his head from hanging on the ceiling*
Kill you? I need to Trip if I want the Javert in my life gone I have to! *grins* Death bubble time!
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