Ah, Tanith...
Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.
Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.
Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.
Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.
Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.
On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.
On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.
On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.
And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.
Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.
Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.
I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.
PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...
Thursday, March 28, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 2001 – 2200 of 4970 Newer› Newest»I'm... I'm leaving now.
See you in September.
Bye.
*Step in front of Trip* Zaffy. Calm the Hell down.
*hugs Ember*
You certainly didn't hurt me. But I can only speak for myself.
#ChaseForBook9
*climbs down, standing next to Trip*
ahem.
No.
*bye Embrrrrrrrr*
*Snickers* Death Bubble...
@Ember: Please don't go...
Ember, not again.
Please stay.
#ChaseForBook9
Or me!
Death bubble all you want. It sucks out the soul, I'm quite good at controlling said substance.
#ChaseForBook9
See you soon Ember!
#ChaseForBook9
*closes eyes and releases Justaria*
*flies down and shakes Hallie/whoever-you-are's hand* I'm new. I used to ghost a lot, but then I was just like, what the hell, so I found a cool profile pic and commented. Nice to meet ya!
Does it really matter whether or not she's real? Like, you guys pretend to be characters all the time and stuff, right?
#ChaseForBook9
Oh how original. *attacks her very soul*
#ChaseForBook9
TRIPPY!!
Ugh. Justiara.
*falls to knees and focuses attacking Trip's mind and soul*
I know, its more that there could have been this 3pic person out there somewhere and there wasn't. You know the whole thing about hope and hope lost?
#ChaseForBook9
Oh Zaffy... *Curses and falls to knees*
Hey, hold it! Why leave? Clearly everybody wants you here. I mean, I don't know you, but new people are sweet! Why September, anyway?
#ChaseForBook9
*deflects Justaria's soul attacks, being far superior in that feild, and uses the two way street thing to attack Zaf's mind as well*
#ChaseForBook9
*looks at both*
*makes herself tea*
*Clucks tongue* Oh Justaria... You are a funny one... *Sends kick to her stomach*
Oops! Gtg! Stay cool!
#ChaseForBook9
*sips her tea* Trip, do try not to kill her.
[hugs Ember]
See you.
And thanks for trying.
Of course it was me, every weird person in disguise must be Fabi.
I'm not here.
#ChaseForBook9
*quickly sets up a block in Zaf's mind* Trip what...are...you...doing?!
*through gritted teeth* Battle.... onnnn the physcic plane, bitch...
#ChaseForBook9
Vale, Jen!
Hi/Bye Fabi!
#ChaseForBook9
Fabi... It was just that you have been sounding... Sad. You always say you aren't here. I thought you were mad at us.
Cheers Jenna! *Stands in front of Trip*
*punches Trip in gut and falls back to knees from Judi* STOOOP!!!
Judi, it is a battle of the minds...
*looks around* I kind of want in.
I wonder...
I just had this terrible feeling and I just feel sick so I think I'll go now. Night, everyone.xx *hugs*
Stay beautiful ♡
#ChaseForBook9
Nope! *Clucks tongue and kicks Justaria under the jaw*
*keeps standing there, seeming unfased* No.
*intensifies soul attack*
#ChaseForBook9
Night Mara!
Night Mara!
#ChaseForBook9
*hugs Mars* night!
*stands next to Trip*
I wonder...
*Shrugs and teleports back to New York*
*collapses unable to even fight back* Trip stop!!!!
Why. *starts crushing down on her soul*
#ChaseForBook9
*sighs, touching Trip's shoulder, closing her eyes and throwing her energy- her consciousness- EVERYTHING in front of Justiara*
Trip.
Because....Because....Zaffy...swears...she....*sees black spots in vision* is...gonna...behave...*feels strength leaving body*
Hey guys... I don't think I'll be on for a bit... Maybe if Alex comes back... *Smiles sadly and vanishes*
(On the psychic plane)
Ah! *stops attack* Adra! Um, welcome to my head?
#ChaseForBook9
I'm not mad at any of you, I guess.
Either that or all of you.
I'm tired of seeing my friends fighting... It's not the roleplay itself that hurts me, it's that people are arguing about it. I mean... This place was a sanctuary for me. Now it isn't. I'm sorry. When life hurts, I want to come here out of instinct, but then I read something that happened and it all hurts more.
Mara had a bit of a point, though... I don't think I'm capable of saying the word I in lowercase.
[hugs Mara tightly] Night.
#ChaseForBook9
*hugs Rose tightly*
I told you not to kill her, Trip. And you were doing exactly that. So I tried to intercede. I will say- I half expected my mind to shatter so this is a pleasant surprise
[hugs Death as well]
[hugs Adra]
[hugs Trip]
[hugs Zaf]
[hugs anyone else]
Now I really do have to go. Sorry.
#ChaseForBook9
*screams blacking out from Adra's attack*
Night Fabi
#ChaseForBook9
Yeah... I know, Fabi. But if we are the family that we say we are- then there are going to be fights. Not everyone will get along. But for the most part we all still love each other- even when it doesn't feel like it. Even if it is buried deep down. We do.
Ah, that'llve been the psychic plane stealing my humanity.
#ChaseForBook9
Bye, Fabi *hugs*
*didn't attack Justiara? Actually jumped in front? What?*
Also, my senses don't work right now, I don't know that you said that.
#ChaseForBook9
Ahem. That's lovely. Have you gotten it back yet?
Oh yeah. Your presence did a thing and shocked it back.
#ChaseForBook9
(Sorry i got totes confused oh well she blacked out anyway i dunno if she'll wake though)
(Oh dear)
Yeah... *pulls herself from his mind, rocking back on her heels, shaking her head* Whoa. Weird.
Javier: holy shit...Adra is Zaf even alive...wait I can hear her thoughta
(Back in the real world) Huh, I guess you withdrawing brought me out too.
#ChaseForBook9
Oh. Good. I give myself an A for effort.
Although that starts with E..
*glances at Zaf* oh, she's alive alright
Javier: she's not gonna be happy when she wakes up I think Justaria released Zaf at the last second and Zaf blacked out due to the power Justaria used
*shrugs* Makes sense.
*sips her tea* Anyone else want tea?
I don't care! She should be arrested athousandfold by now!
#ChaseForBook9
Javier: well arresting her now is pointless she's out cold
It's so infuriating!
#ChaseForBook9
Trip, please just drop it for now. I agree completely. But... We're getting nowhere with this
How is arresting her pointless if she's unconscious? You know, I thought maybe the deterrent of losing everything might be enough, but no!
#ChaseForBook9
I I drop it, she walks around freely, pulling that stunt every two days!
#ChaseForBook9
Javier: leave her alone Trip god damn it she has kids *takes Zaf into treehouse*
*lifts up his hand, handing him a cup of tea* Calm down, Trip. Let it go. Just let it go.
*wakes up* crap...
Javier: Zafira...*hugs* shh
I can't! Legally I can't! Also, having kids doesn't make you un-arrestable!
#ChaseForBook9
Im not being arrested geez is this how Valjean felt?!
I know. But we all have done bad things- every one of us. But jail time? Perhaps something else? I don't know, community service or something. But she does have a relatively new child. The first four to five years of a child's life is when they're most impressionable. She can't not just ignore it.
YOU AREN'T ABOVE THE FUCKING LAW!
As the phrase goes, you do the crime, you do the the time.
#ChaseForBook9
Well bugger. I'm just going to go to Hollywood and kill a bunch of people!
#ChaseForBook9
Cause, you know, I'm head spotter! I can do whatever I want!
#ChaseForBook9
I worked hard for what I have. I am not giving it up because of a boy not even American
Trip. Seriously. You can't let this get to you. I know that it is your job- but there can be other people who can take care of it. It doesn't always have to be you
Zaf, I'm not American. Race has nothing to do with anything anymore. Jurisdiction might as well be void.
No one else can be arsed! She's too much fucking trouble!
#ChaseForBook9
Yeah, I mean really? It's not as if Americans are some sort of master race or anything.
And boy?
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Since when have the Scottish had power over my country?! When?! He cant take me off the Council and my fellow Elders have to agree and I dont see Aretha wanting me off the Council! *growls* he has no power over me
I know, I work for a Sanctuary as well. I'm not saying let her off easily, just... Let me talk to her.
Yeah, but I can damned well arrest you! Sure, I can't auto take you off the council but I can still send you to jail.
#ChaseForBook9
Ugh. I'll be back in five. *points to Trip* Stay here.
*flies down the stairs outside to the treehouse*
Well, I was going to go. But looks like I'm staying here.
#ChaseForBook9
What Adra? (Trip I'm not wanting to kill you irl so you know i just needed to say and you remind me of Javert)
(Wh's Javert? Anyway, this is literally the law!)
#ChaseForBook9
I posted new lyrics up on my blog.
i-know-you-never-loved.blogspot.ie
Not that anyone would bother to read them though. They're just lyrics.
#ChaseForBook9
(From Les Miserables, Inspector Javert look him up he'a obsessed with justice and all and beliees he is the law)
*slaps Zaf*
You are not invincible.
Just because you're Grand Mage doesn't mean you can do whatever the fuck you want.
You're weak. And you better learn how to fix that true name of yours because at this point all you do is beg to be saved by Niccolo- which doesn't seem to be happening.
You need to get a grip.
You did things wrong.
You ought to pay for it.
And Trip is legally allowed I arrest you- perhaps even kill you and it appalls me why he hasn't already.
Now as your friend, I say-
Get your shit together before I kick your fucking ass to the moon
*climbs from the treehouse, slipping into the bar*
Whew. I don't know if that worked.
(Well Zaf, there's a difference between someone obsessed with justice and someone who simply actually carries out the law which they represent. Zaf just sort of breaks it. All the time.)
#ChaseForBook9
((I saw Mara ;D ADAMMMMM))
My sentiments exactly.
#ChaseForBook9
*just stares at Adra*
Javier: for gods sake people leave Zaf ALONE all of you cant you see she's furious with all of you as it is?
Okay what do you want me to do bow to the Royal Highness Trip? Hmm? Should I worship him?
*Raises eyebrow* You guys are weird... I'm going to the Wizard if Oz to ask for a life... *Skips down the yellow brick road*
No! Just abide by the law! This isn't about me! This is about Zaf following the very laws which she created!
#ChaseForBook9
(No *laughe* Trip throughout the musical Javert is determined to bring Valjean to justice as Valjean broke parole you are determined to bring Zaf to justice for breaking the law you both are determined no matter what)
*I'M OFF TO SEE THE WIZARDDDDD*
Javier, I've just about had it with you too. I get your mind was cracking and shit or you were possessed. But the things we do when we are not ourselves ought to sit on your shoulders, as bad as that sounds- you can't pretend like they didn't happen.
We are in charge of what we do and what happens to us. There is always more we can do- always. And if there isn't, then look harder.
*goes and picks up her tea from the counter*
Javier: What do you think she said even as Justaria? Justaria said: Because...because....Zaffy...promises....to....behave
(Yeah! These are some damned important laws! Assault is a very serious offence.)
#ChaseForBook9
Fine! LAST, CHANCE! Behave, follow the law, and all will be fucking well!
Final. Chance.
#ChaseForBook9
(I know Trip I know)
I'm done with you, Javier. And I am just about done with you too, Zaf. You aren't a god. You aren't untouchable. And you can't control what you want.
Next time I will arrest you, without the damned moral debate! *stalks off into the forest*
Night guys.
#ChaseForBook9
Ugh. Trip! *runs after him with his tea* I'm so kicking your ass
*sighs* Trip you want me to pay fine but jail time or demoting me i can assure you are not ending well. What else can i do?
*calls out*
TRIP
IF I GET LOST IT IS SO ON YOU
So who else can hate me before I go to bed? *stalks off to own room*
I like the community service idea, actually.
Not that I have any say in the matter, but...yeah.
Hello, I'm back.
It's speeches like that that make me feel like an idiot for wanting to leave... [hums Family Portrait]
#ChaseForBook9
Well I am perfectly content on community service
*eventually gets lost and cold and tired*
*yawns, propping herself against a tree, setting the now cold mugs aside*
*falls asleep for once- but got knows how long that will last*
*night*
Oh my God... I hate WarZone so bloody much... I told him about last night and he said, 'lol' and 'cool'. Oh my God. *Throws Skype across the room*
Well I shall wait until 11:30 if anyone freakin comes
[Shrugs]
[Refuses to have anything to do with the matter]
Technically I don't have the authority to arrest people.
[hugs Death] That's... Not very nice of him.
#ChaseForBook9
*Hugs Fabi back* I said - after a few more of those words, "Know what? Don't talk to me anymore!"
I give up honestly I mean I dunno Trip is a bit never mind
Olivia: *crawls around treehouse*
Epic Aussie on Skype?! I never Skyped an Aussie
Yeah, I'm on Skype...
someone.randomish
How unique is that?
That's the smart thing to do, in my opinion. [shrugs]
#ChaseForBook9
please, tell me you are here??
PEOPLE!!!
I'm here...
hello...?
are you all being silent in the hopes that i will leave??
you cruel, cruel people.
We is
We is hete
good
anyone want to read some crazy writing awesomeness??
I used to think my life was boring until a truck crashed through the front of my house.
The day started out like any other. It was the holidays, Mum and Dad were at work, and so I was at home alone. I’d just gotten dressed and was munching on breakfast when it happened.
The cab came crashing through the living room wall, and before I knew it the whole room was dead, impaled by a truck. Dropping my spoon in the bowl, I limply walked over to the lounge room door. Not able to believe my eyes I dashed out of the room, flung open the front door and glared out at the street. It was empty, deserted.
Plowing back inside, I decided I had to check and see if the driver was okay. Only there was no driver. The truck was empty. Shocked, I backed away, nearly tripping over a chair.
“What the…” I trailed off, my mind wandering.
And that’s when I collapsed.
When I came to, I was on the side of a road, in a ditch. There was a forest to my back. Confused to high heaven, I sat up.
I couldn’t here any sounds. Not one. This wasn’t natural. There should be animals rustling in the undergrowth, birds singing, cars driving by… anything!
And then, as if by thinking about it I had summoned it, noise started. Cars rushed by. Birds chirruping so high it hurt my ears. Animals in the undergrowth were aplenty, you could tell just by the grunting and snuffling noises.
And then abruptly, it stopped again.
What was going on??
I hear a noise and look toward the trees lining the road. Something is moving toward me from the undergrowth. It is big!
A Unicorn… Impossible! This CANNOT BE HAPPENING, No. Just No.
Every thing freezes, and I hear voices around me
“Bring her around, I knew this was going too far.” A deep male voice intones from above me.
“We are supposed to push reality and really test her stress levels and her problem solving skills.” A shrill female voice replies.
“Who are you? What am I doing here?”
THERE YOU GO!!!
CRAZY
*nods* crazy.
Death Rose: And guess what? I turned Matthew into my enemy at the deb last night! O.o Troy made me dance with him and then Matt came up and started screaming at me! Ooh... Yay! Danni's just turned her amazing big brother into someone who can make her cry!! :D Yay! I'm so moving as soon as I leave school. Stuff uni. I'll go live with Derek! Or Alex!
[12:35:49 PM] WarZone: lol
[12:35:53 PM] WarZone: :D
[12:36:09 PM] WarZone: cool
[12:36:21 PM] Death Rose: I actually can't believe you think that's funny... That was sarcasm.
[12:36:29 PM] WarZone: i know
[12:36:49 PM] WarZone: but its hard to translate sarcasm through txt
[12:38:17 PM] WarZone: well, did you have a good time
[12:40:52 PM] Death Rose: It's pretty bloody obvious!
[12:41:00 PM] WarZone: no? dont hurt me
[12:41:55 PM] Death Rose: Know what? Don't talk to me anymore.
[12:42:06 PM] WarZone: what?
[12:42:40 PM] WarZone: what did i do? ;(
[12:50:10 PM] WarZone: danni?
[12:53:12 PM] WarZone: please danni
is fab on, btw????
o.O
huh?? death, wth?
COnversation between me and WarZone through Skype.
One day, I'll meet them.
1Day.
#ChaseForBook9
1 day, i'll kill them
1day
(no offense mara!!)
Bloody hell
Don't talk to me ever again.
*is gone*
#ChaseForBook9
*Sighs heavily*
*face palm*
And now WarZone is crying. Maybe I will go hang myself after all...
Fuck life. *Vanishes*
[hugs Death]
[hugs Mara]
[hugs Snow]
[tries not to cry]
#ChaseForBook9
DEATH!!!!!!! NOOOOOO
gah... god damn it...
*feels terrible*
Death, please...
[hugs again]
#ChaseForBook9
i have to go...
death, dont you dare die on me!!
BYEEE
HAI
Maybe...??
o.O
Zaffy arguing with iTunes
YOU CAN WIN ZAFFY!!!!!!!
and
ZAFFY!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
HAII!!
Hai!!
HAAII!!!
Zaffy go to sleep good night!
BAI BAI ZAFFY!!! *supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofDOOM*
Sorry I keep poofing.
#ChaseForBook9
FABI!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofDOOM*
HAAII!!!!!
Hi Jubi!
[hugs back]
Wbd, attempting to be psychic.
Actually no, that just sounds cool
#ChaseForBook9
HAAII
oooh sounds FUUNN!!!
Yeah it does. It isn't, really, though.
How're you?
#ChaseForBook9
I'm good :)
I'm watching SUPERNATURALLL
so wbd
kinda
...I'm watching a pot of macaroni.
Dad ate my dinner, so...
#ChaseForBook9
My dad always eats my dinner....
YUMMY MACARONIII
To be fair, it was eight-thirty or so and he thought I didn't want it.
[Shrugs]
#ChaseForBook9
aah...
Gtg, sorry. BYEE
[hugs]
#ChaseForBook9
aw ok
BAI FABI!!!! *supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofdoom*
*Spins around happily* I just spent the hour with Troy and I'm happy now!!!
Just... Got... Frozen coke up my nose....
*Covers face in absolute horror*
My brother and my mum thought I went on a date with my sister's boyfriend...
HELLO!!!!
Sup Snow?
nm. you?
I'm absolutely mortified... Read above...
SLINKY POWER!!! new wew wew
*pats death on back* there there. every time my family see me talking to a boy, they say i like him.
not including my brother, that is.
Well, everyone (myself included and men excluded) believe Troy is beautiful... And Matt has to jump to conclusions...
poor you.
[Runs in and hugs everyone]
Oh. My. Gosh.
If I end up doing this...
[Cries and goes back to writing]
#ChaseForBook9
it is.... :P
fab??
*Hugs Fabi*
@Snow: And he brought me a frozen coke and tried to buy me a pair a cute red skinny jeans... And he's nineteen... And... *Slaps self in the face*
*gaps*
and this is your sisters boyfriend??
i am jealous.
I'M WRITINGGGGG
BUT SERIOUSLY: THIS IDEA
IT'S LIKE WHEN I KILLED YOU-KNOW IN THE MC
IT'S SO SAD BUT SO BRILLIANT
AND I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S GONNA BE PART OF ANYTHING, BUT I WILL WRITE IT.
[Cries and hugs]
#ChaseForBook9
*hugs fab*
there there!!
snow got first??
oh....
IDEA!!!
[hugs Death back]
[Writes ferociously so I can get to that point]
#ChaseForBook9
Oh. Um... Okay? [Shrugs]
#ChaseForBook9
Isn't he adorable? It's who I actually based Ren Clairvoyant on! *Sighs* He brought me a frozen drink and my mum and older brother think I'm dating him...
I dedicate this page to slinkys.
slinkys are amazing, great and fun. slinkys are cool.
i also ded to fezes. fezes are cool. fezes are amazing. fezes are cool.
and i also dedicate to bow ties. bow ties are amazing and fun and amazing and COOL!!!
so that is my ded!
Troy was wearing a bowtie last night... And a hat... And he was freaking adorable!!!!
(Hear Hear!!))
I s'pose. [Shrugs]
That's annoying of them...
LEFT-HANDED SLINKY OF DOOM [Raises pencil to the ded]
#ChaseForBook9
(i also ded to troy, 'cause death would want me to)
Naw! Thankies!!! AND HE LOVES DAFT PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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