Thursday, March 28, 2013

The Maleficent Seven

Ah, Tanith...

Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.

Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.

Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.

Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.

Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.

On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.

On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.

On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.

And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.

Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.

Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.

I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.

PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...

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hallie "mashed potato" ella said...

I'm... I'm leaving now.

See you in September.

Bye.

Jophiel said...

*Step in front of Trip* Zaffy. Calm the Hell down.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Ember*
You certainly didn't hurt me. But I can only speak for myself.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*climbs down, standing next to Trip*
ahem.

No.


*bye Embrrrrrrrr*

Jophiel said...

*Snickers* Death Bubble...

@Ember: Please don't go...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Ember, not again.

Please stay.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Or me!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Death bubble all you want. It sucks out the soul, I'm quite good at controlling said substance.


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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

See you soon Ember!

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*closes eyes and releases Justaria*

Jenna Grace said...

*flies down and shakes Hallie/whoever-you-are's hand* I'm new. I used to ghost a lot, but then I was just like, what the hell, so I found a cool profile pic and commented. Nice to meet ya!

Does it really matter whether or not she's real? Like, you guys pretend to be characters all the time and stuff, right?

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh how original. *attacks her very soul*

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

TRIPPY!!

Noelle said...

Ugh. Justiara.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*falls to knees and focuses attacking Trip's mind and soul*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I know, its more that there could have been this 3pic person out there somewhere and there wasn't. You know the whole thing about hope and hope lost?

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Jophiel said...

Oh Zaffy... *Curses and falls to knees*

Jenna Grace said...

Hey, hold it! Why leave? Clearly everybody wants you here. I mean, I don't know you, but new people are sweet! Why September, anyway?

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*deflects Justaria's soul attacks, being far superior in that feild, and uses the two way street thing to attack Zaf's mind as well*

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Noelle said...

*looks at both*
*makes herself tea*

Jophiel said...

*Clucks tongue* Oh Justaria... You are a funny one... *Sends kick to her stomach*

Jenna Grace said...

Oops! Gtg! Stay cool!

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Noelle said...

*sips her tea* Trip, do try not to kill her.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Ember]

See you.

And thanks for trying.

Of course it was me, every weird person in disguise must be Fabi.

I'm not here.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*quickly sets up a block in Zaf's mind* Trip what...are...you...doing?!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*through gritted teeth* Battle.... onnnn the physcic plane, bitch...

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Noelle said...

Vale, Jen!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hi/Bye Fabi!

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Noelle said...

Fabi... It was just that you have been sounding... Sad. You always say you aren't here. I thought you were mad at us.

Jophiel said...

Cheers Jenna! *Stands in front of Trip*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*punches Trip in gut and falls back to knees from Judi* STOOOP!!!

Noelle said...

Judi, it is a battle of the minds...

*looks around* I kind of want in.

I wonder...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I just had this terrible feeling and I just feel sick so I think I'll go now. Night, everyone.xx *hugs*

Stay beautiful ♡

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Jophiel said...

Nope! *Clucks tongue and kicks Justaria under the jaw*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*keeps standing there, seeming unfased* No.

*intensifies soul attack*

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Jophiel said...

Night Mara!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Night Mara!

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Noelle said...

*hugs Mars* night!

*stands next to Trip*
I wonder...

Jophiel said...

*Shrugs and teleports back to New York*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*collapses unable to even fight back* Trip stop!!!!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Why. *starts crushing down on her soul*

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Noelle said...

*sighs, touching Trip's shoulder, closing her eyes and throwing her energy- her consciousness- EVERYTHING in front of Justiara*
Trip.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Because....Because....Zaffy...swears...she....*sees black spots in vision* is...gonna...behave...*feels strength leaving body*

Jophiel said...

Hey guys... I don't think I'll be on for a bit... Maybe if Alex comes back... *Smiles sadly and vanishes*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(On the psychic plane)
Ah! *stops attack* Adra! Um, welcome to my head?

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I'm not mad at any of you, I guess.

Either that or all of you.

I'm tired of seeing my friends fighting... It's not the roleplay itself that hurts me, it's that people are arguing about it. I mean... This place was a sanctuary for me. Now it isn't. I'm sorry. When life hurts, I want to come here out of instinct, but then I read something that happened and it all hurts more.

Mara had a bit of a point, though... I don't think I'm capable of saying the word I in lowercase.

[hugs Mara tightly] Night.

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Noelle said...

*hugs Rose tightly*
I told you not to kill her, Trip. And you were doing exactly that. So I tried to intercede. I will say- I half expected my mind to shatter so this is a pleasant surprise

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Death as well]

[hugs Adra]

[hugs Trip]

[hugs Zaf]

[hugs anyone else]

Now I really do have to go. Sorry.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*screams blacking out from Adra's attack*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Night Fabi

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Noelle said...

Yeah... I know, Fabi. But if we are the family that we say we are- then there are going to be fights. Not everyone will get along. But for the most part we all still love each other- even when it doesn't feel like it. Even if it is buried deep down. We do.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Ah, that'llve been the psychic plane stealing my humanity.

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Noelle said...

Bye, Fabi *hugs*
*didn't attack Justiara? Actually jumped in front? What?*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Also, my senses don't work right now, I don't know that you said that.

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Noelle said...

Ahem. That's lovely. Have you gotten it back yet?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh yeah. Your presence did a thing and shocked it back.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

(Sorry i got totes confused oh well she blacked out anyway i dunno if she'll wake though)

Noelle said...

(Oh dear)

Yeah... *pulls herself from his mind, rocking back on her heels, shaking her head* Whoa. Weird.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: holy shit...Adra is Zaf even alive...wait I can hear her thoughta

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Back in the real world) Huh, I guess you withdrawing brought me out too.

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Noelle said...

Oh. Good. I give myself an A for effort.
Although that starts with E..

*glances at Zaf* oh, she's alive alright

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: she's not gonna be happy when she wakes up I think Justaria released Zaf at the last second and Zaf blacked out due to the power Justaria used

Noelle said...

*shrugs* Makes sense.
*sips her tea* Anyone else want tea?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I don't care! She should be arrested athousandfold by now!

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: well arresting her now is pointless she's out cold

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

It's so infuriating!

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Noelle said...

Trip, please just drop it for now. I agree completely. But... We're getting nowhere with this

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

How is arresting her pointless if she's unconscious? You know, I thought maybe the deterrent of losing everything might be enough, but no!

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I I drop it, she walks around freely, pulling that stunt every two days!

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: leave her alone Trip god damn it she has kids *takes Zaf into treehouse*

Noelle said...

*lifts up his hand, handing him a cup of tea* Calm down, Trip. Let it go. Just let it go.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*wakes up* crap...

Javier: Zafira...*hugs* shh

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I can't! Legally I can't! Also, having kids doesn't make you un-arrestable!

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im not being arrested geez is this how Valjean felt?!

Noelle said...

I know. But we all have done bad things- every one of us. But jail time? Perhaps something else? I don't know, community service or something. But she does have a relatively new child. The first four to five years of a child's life is when they're most impressionable. She can't not just ignore it.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

YOU AREN'T ABOVE THE FUCKING LAW!

As the phrase goes, you do the crime, you do the the time.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well bugger. I'm just going to go to Hollywood and kill a bunch of people!

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Cause, you know, I'm head spotter! I can do whatever I want!

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I worked hard for what I have. I am not giving it up because of a boy not even American

Noelle said...

Trip. Seriously. You can't let this get to you. I know that it is your job- but there can be other people who can take care of it. It doesn't always have to be you

Noelle said...

Zaf, I'm not American. Race has nothing to do with anything anymore. Jurisdiction might as well be void.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No one else can be arsed! She's too much fucking trouble!

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yeah, I mean really? It's not as if Americans are some sort of master race or anything.

And boy?

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Since when have the Scottish had power over my country?! When?! He cant take me off the Council and my fellow Elders have to agree and I dont see Aretha wanting me off the Council! *growls* he has no power over me

Noelle said...

I know, I work for a Sanctuary as well. I'm not saying let her off easily, just... Let me talk to her.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yeah, but I can damned well arrest you! Sure, I can't auto take you off the council but I can still send you to jail.

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Noelle said...

Ugh. I'll be back in five. *points to Trip* Stay here.
*flies down the stairs outside to the treehouse*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, I was going to go. But looks like I'm staying here.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

What Adra? (Trip I'm not wanting to kill you irl so you know i just needed to say and you remind me of Javert)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Wh's Javert? Anyway, this is literally the law!)

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

I posted new lyrics up on my blog.

i-know-you-never-loved.blogspot.ie

Not that anyone would bother to read them though. They're just lyrics.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

(From Les Miserables, Inspector Javert look him up he'a obsessed with justice and all and beliees he is the law)

Noelle said...

*slaps Zaf*
You are not invincible.
Just because you're Grand Mage doesn't mean you can do whatever the fuck you want.
You're weak. And you better learn how to fix that true name of yours because at this point all you do is beg to be saved by Niccolo- which doesn't seem to be happening.
You need to get a grip.
You did things wrong.
You ought to pay for it.
And Trip is legally allowed I arrest you- perhaps even kill you and it appalls me why he hasn't already.
Now as your friend, I say-
Get your shit together before I kick your fucking ass to the moon
*climbs from the treehouse, slipping into the bar*

Whew. I don't know if that worked.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Well Zaf, there's a difference between someone obsessed with justice and someone who simply actually carries out the law which they represent. Zaf just sort of breaks it. All the time.)

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Noelle said...

((I saw Mara ;D ADAMMMMM))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

My sentiments exactly.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*just stares at Adra*

Javier: for gods sake people leave Zaf ALONE all of you cant you see she's furious with all of you as it is?

Okay what do you want me to do bow to the Royal Highness Trip? Hmm? Should I worship him?

Jophiel said...

*Raises eyebrow* You guys are weird... I'm going to the Wizard if Oz to ask for a life... *Skips down the yellow brick road*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No! Just abide by the law! This isn't about me! This is about Zaf following the very laws which she created!

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

(No *laughe* Trip throughout the musical Javert is determined to bring Valjean to justice as Valjean broke parole you are determined to bring Zaf to justice for breaking the law you both are determined no matter what)

Noelle said...

*I'M OFF TO SEE THE WIZARDDDDD*

Javier, I've just about had it with you too. I get your mind was cracking and shit or you were possessed. But the things we do when we are not ourselves ought to sit on your shoulders, as bad as that sounds- you can't pretend like they didn't happen.
We are in charge of what we do and what happens to us. There is always more we can do- always. And if there isn't, then look harder.
*goes and picks up her tea from the counter*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: What do you think she said even as Justaria? Justaria said: Because...because....Zaffy...promises....to....behave

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Yeah! These are some damned important laws! Assault is a very serious offence.)

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Fine! LAST, CHANCE! Behave, follow the law, and all will be fucking well!

Final. Chance.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

(I know Trip I know)

Noelle said...

I'm done with you, Javier. And I am just about done with you too, Zaf. You aren't a god. You aren't untouchable. And you can't control what you want.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Next time I will arrest you, without the damned moral debate! *stalks off into the forest*


Night guys.


#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Ugh. Trip! *runs after him with his tea* I'm so kicking your ass

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sighs* Trip you want me to pay fine but jail time or demoting me i can assure you are not ending well. What else can i do?

Noelle said...

*calls out*
TRIP
IF I GET LOST IT IS SO ON YOU

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

So who else can hate me before I go to bed? *stalks off to own room*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I like the community service idea, actually.

Not that I have any say in the matter, but...yeah.

Hello, I'm back.

It's speeches like that that make me feel like an idiot for wanting to leave... [hums Family Portrait]

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well I am perfectly content on community service

Noelle said...

*eventually gets lost and cold and tired*
*yawns, propping herself against a tree, setting the now cold mugs aside*
*falls asleep for once- but got knows how long that will last*
*night*

Jophiel said...

Oh my God... I hate WarZone so bloody much... I told him about last night and he said, 'lol' and 'cool'. Oh my God. *Throws Skype across the room*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well I shall wait until 11:30 if anyone freakin comes

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Shrugs]

[Refuses to have anything to do with the matter]

Technically I don't have the authority to arrest people.

[hugs Death] That's... Not very nice of him.

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Fabi back* I said - after a few more of those words, "Know what? Don't talk to me anymore!"

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I give up honestly I mean I dunno Trip is a bit never mind

Olivia: *crawls around treehouse*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Epic Aussie on Skype?! I never Skyped an Aussie

Jophiel said...

Yeah, I'm on Skype...

someone.randomish

How unique is that?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

That's the smart thing to do, in my opinion. [shrugs]

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Snow said...

please, tell me you are here??

Snow said...

PEOPLE!!!

Jophiel said...

I'm here...

Snow said...

hello...?

are you all being silent in the hopes that i will leave??

you cruel, cruel people.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

We is

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

We is hete

Snow said...

good

anyone want to read some crazy writing awesomeness??

I used to think my life was boring until a truck crashed through the front of my house.

The day started out like any other. It was the holidays, Mum and Dad were at work, and so I was at home alone. I’d just gotten dressed and was munching on breakfast when it happened.

The cab came crashing through the living room wall, and before I knew it the whole room was dead, impaled by a truck. Dropping my spoon in the bowl, I limply walked over to the lounge room door. Not able to believe my eyes I dashed out of the room, flung open the front door and glared out at the street. It was empty, deserted.

Plowing back inside, I decided I had to check and see if the driver was okay. Only there was no driver. The truck was empty. Shocked, I backed away, nearly tripping over a chair.

“What the…” I trailed off, my mind wandering.

And that’s when I collapsed.

When I came to, I was on the side of a road, in a ditch. There was a forest to my back. Confused to high heaven, I sat up.

I couldn’t here any sounds. Not one. This wasn’t natural. There should be animals rustling in the undergrowth, birds singing, cars driving by… anything!

And then, as if by thinking about it I had summoned it, noise started. Cars rushed by. Birds chirruping so high it hurt my ears. Animals in the undergrowth were aplenty, you could tell just by the grunting and snuffling noises.

And then abruptly, it stopped again.

What was going on??

I hear a noise and look toward the trees lining the road. Something is moving toward me from the undergrowth. It is big!
A Unicorn… Impossible! This CANNOT BE HAPPENING, No. Just No.

Every thing freezes, and I hear voices around me
“Bring her around, I knew this was going too far.” A deep male voice intones from above me.
“We are supposed to push reality and really test her stress levels and her problem solving skills.” A shrill female voice replies.

“Who are you? What am I doing here?”


THERE YOU GO!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

CRAZY

Snow said...

*nods* crazy.

Jophiel said...

Death Rose: And guess what? I turned Matthew into my enemy at the deb last night! O.o Troy made me dance with him and then Matt came up and started screaming at me! Ooh... Yay! Danni's just turned her amazing big brother into someone who can make her cry!! :D Yay! I'm so moving as soon as I leave school. Stuff uni. I'll go live with Derek! Or Alex!
[12:35:49 PM] WarZone: lol
[12:35:53 PM] WarZone: :D
[12:36:09 PM] WarZone: cool
[12:36:21 PM] Death Rose: I actually can't believe you think that's funny... That was sarcasm.
[12:36:29 PM] WarZone: i know
[12:36:49 PM] WarZone: but its hard to translate sarcasm through txt
[12:38:17 PM] WarZone: well, did you have a good time
[12:40:52 PM] Death Rose: It's pretty bloody obvious!
[12:41:00 PM] WarZone: no? dont hurt me
[12:41:55 PM] Death Rose: Know what? Don't talk to me anymore.
[12:42:06 PM] WarZone: what?
[12:42:40 PM] WarZone: what did i do? ;(
[12:50:10 PM] WarZone: danni?
[12:53:12 PM] WarZone: please danni

Snow said...

is fab on, btw????

Snow said...

o.O

huh?? death, wth?

Jophiel said...

COnversation between me and WarZone through Skype.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

One day, I'll meet them.

1Day.

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Snow said...

1 day, i'll kill them

1day

(no offense mara!!)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bloody hell

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Don't talk to me ever again.

*is gone*

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Sighs heavily*

Snow said...

*face palm*

Jophiel said...

And now WarZone is crying. Maybe I will go hang myself after all...

Jophiel said...

Fuck life. *Vanishes*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Death]

[hugs Mara]

[hugs Snow]

[tries not to cry]

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Snow said...

DEATH!!!!!!! NOOOOOO

Snow said...

gah... god damn it...

*feels terrible*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Death, please...

[hugs again]

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

i have to go...

death, dont you dare die on me!!

BYEEE

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAI

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Maybe...??

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

o.O

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zaffy arguing with iTunes

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

YOU CAN WIN ZAFFY!!!!!!!

and

ZAFFY!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*

HAII!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hai!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAAII!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zaffy go to sleep good night!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

BAI BAI ZAFFY!!! *supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofDOOM*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Sorry I keep poofing.

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

FABI!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofDOOM*


HAAII!!!!!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Jubi!

[hugs back]

Wbd, attempting to be psychic.

Actually no, that just sounds cool

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAAII

oooh sounds FUUNN!!!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Yeah it does. It isn't, really, though.

How're you?

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I'm good :)
I'm watching SUPERNATURALLL

so wbd

kinda

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

...I'm watching a pot of macaroni.

Dad ate my dinner, so...

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

My dad always eats my dinner....

YUMMY MACARONIII

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

To be fair, it was eight-thirty or so and he thought I didn't want it.

[Shrugs]

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

aah...

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Gtg, sorry. BYEE

[hugs]

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

aw ok
BAI FABI!!!! *supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofdoom*

Jophiel said...

*Spins around happily* I just spent the hour with Troy and I'm happy now!!!

Jophiel said...

Just... Got... Frozen coke up my nose....

Jophiel said...

*Covers face in absolute horror*
My brother and my mum thought I went on a date with my sister's boyfriend...

Snow said...

HELLO!!!!

Jophiel said...

Sup Snow?

Snow said...

nm. you?

Jophiel said...

I'm absolutely mortified... Read above...

Snow said...

SLINKY POWER!!! new wew wew

Snow said...

*pats death on back* there there. every time my family see me talking to a boy, they say i like him.

Snow said...

not including my brother, that is.

Jophiel said...

Well, everyone (myself included and men excluded) believe Troy is beautiful... And Matt has to jump to conclusions...

Snow said...

poor you.

Jophiel said...
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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Runs in and hugs everyone]

Oh. My. Gosh.

If I end up doing this...

[Cries and goes back to writing]

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Snow said...

it is.... :P

Snow said...

fab??

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Fabi*


@Snow: And he brought me a frozen coke and tried to buy me a pair a cute red skinny jeans... And he's nineteen... And... *Slaps self in the face*

Snow said...

*gaps*

and this is your sisters boyfriend??

i am jealous.

Jophiel said...
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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I'M WRITINGGGGG

BUT SERIOUSLY: THIS IDEA

IT'S LIKE WHEN I KILLED YOU-KNOW IN THE MC

IT'S SO SAD BUT SO BRILLIANT

AND I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S GONNA BE PART OF ANYTHING, BUT I WILL WRITE IT.

[Cries and hugs]

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Snow said...

*hugs fab*

there there!!

Jophiel said...
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Snow said...

snow got first??

oh....

IDEA!!!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Death back]

[Writes ferociously so I can get to that point]

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Oh. Um... Okay? [Shrugs]

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Jophiel said...

Isn't he adorable? It's who I actually based Ren Clairvoyant on! *Sighs* He brought me a frozen drink and my mum and older brother think I'm dating him...

Snow said...

I dedicate this page to slinkys.

slinkys are amazing, great and fun. slinkys are cool.

i also ded to fezes. fezes are cool. fezes are amazing. fezes are cool.

and i also dedicate to bow ties. bow ties are amazing and fun and amazing and COOL!!!

so that is my ded!

Jophiel said...

Troy was wearing a bowtie last night... And a hat... And he was freaking adorable!!!!

(Hear Hear!!))

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I s'pose. [Shrugs]

That's annoying of them...

LEFT-HANDED SLINKY OF DOOM [Raises pencil to the ded]

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Snow said...

(i also ded to troy, 'cause death would want me to)

Jophiel said...

Naw! Thankies!!! AND HE LOVES DAFT PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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