Thursday, March 28, 2013

The Maleficent Seven

Ah, Tanith...

Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.

Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.

Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.

Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.

Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.

On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.

On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.

On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.

And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.

Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.

Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.

I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.

PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Ow!

Stupid cable... Stupid sugru...

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Snow said...

*is puzzled* huh, fab??

Snow said...

oh dear lord... for some reason my dad is watching round the twist and every time lighting struck people would kiss... wth??

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

My iPod cable just gave me a shock... It was broken earlier, so I tried to fix it with sugru, only the sugru slid down the cable, and ow... My hand feels funny now. Not sure how much of it is real, how much is just mental, though.

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Snow said...

wbd, watching despicable me 2

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Wbd as well, writing my head off (not literally)!

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Jophiel said...

Why don't Aussies have this magic playdough...?

Snow said...

?

playdough is amazballs!

Snow said...

and i a an aussie...

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Magic playdough?

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Jophiel said...

I know you are... But you are an islander... We are mainlanders... Your music is so much better though...

Jophiel said...

The Sugru is magic playdough...

Snow said...

*nods*

Jophiel said...

Do you have magic playgough on the island?

Snow said...

*nods*

Jophiel said...

What?! Stupid islanders get all the good stuff... At least we get warmth... *Grins*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Oh. I don't know then.

My dad orders it off Amazon, I think. You could try there.

And it hates me! D:

My mom always made playdough herself when Nel and I were little.

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Snow said...

tassie is warm... ish

Jophiel said...

I used to eat playdough... *Licks lips* It's very salty... And YUMMY!!!!!!!!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

OH MY GOSH THE TIME

I NEED SLEEP. D:

I ALSO NEED TO WRITEEEEEEEEE

HELP

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Snow said...

hmm.. can you write in your sleep??

Jophiel said...

Or sleep in your writing?

Snow said...

*blinks*

*looks at death* huh?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I CAN COME UP WITH IDEAS IN MY SLEEP, THAT'S CALLED DREAMS, BUT I CAN'T WRITE THEM DOWN.

I was sort of, um... [Glances around] Never mind. But yeah, I should probably sleep, I think....

[Writes another few sentences and considers]

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Jophiel said...

*Looks at Snow and blinks back* Huh?

Snow said...

sleep if you must

Snow said...

@death huh?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I was up late, um...yeah.

So I probably should and will....

I, uh...

[Stumbles over words]

I'm sorry... Thank you... It's fine...

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Jophiel said...

Night Fabulous!!

@Snow huh?

Snow said...

CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!

Snow said...

night fab

Snow said...

@death wah?

Jophiel said...

@Snow wah?

Snow said...

@death huh?

Jophiel said...

@snow huh?

Snow said...

@death wa?

Jophiel said...

@snow wa?

Snow said...

@death say wa?

Jophiel said...

And now, someone kill me.

Snow said...

g2g byeee

@death *leaves a thousand "huh's" for death*

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hey! *Realises no-one has commented for half an hour*...
:(

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Reads comments* *Laughs and shakes head* You guys...

Jophiel said...

*Opens arms wide and falls backwards* *Sings*
Kill me
(Save me from this pain)
Stop me
(I'm saving you from this game)

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

DEAAATHYYY! *tackleglomps*

Jophiel said...

*Waves*

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

*hobbles in*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Second night in a row.........:-(

Or morning, now.

Happy birthday Nelnah Fish.

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

*looks around. makes hedgehog noises at fabi*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Makes a squid noise at Eld]

[Starts crying]

[Vanishes]

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

*is a confused hedgehog*

Jophiel said...

Oh great. My parents are "discussing" me when they think I can't hear... Greatious.

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

poor deathy :( *is speaking hedgehog*

Jophiel said...

I mean, my sister's boyfriend and I are really close and really good friends because we've both been through so much shit in our lives and mum and my older brother told me that they thought I was on a date with him earlier today when we just went down the street to go shopping and get a frozen coke. I mean, seriously! He's going to be my brother-in-law one day!! I love him like a brother because my older brother is such an idiot. I love Troy because he's so much fun to be around and they can't realize that, can't they? They have to think that I'm going out with him. I'm not going to ruin my sister's life. DUH!!!!!!!

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

*hedgehog hugs*

Jophiel said...

*Hugs hedgehog tightly*

Jophiel said...
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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

*hedgehog like smile. * sniff sniff

Jophiel said...

*Pats hedgehog*

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

*falls asleep* (i gtg ttyl deathy!) *is a cute sleeping hedgehog*

Jophiel said...

*Hugs hedgehog and places it on comfy piece of straw* Night Eld... (Bye Eld!))

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hello everyone! Msd

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Jophiel said...

Hey Rhy... *Sighs* How are you?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hey Death! I'm good! But exhausted. Yourself?

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Jophiel said...

I'm... Feeling really unwanted and lost... *Curls into a ball* Read above...

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Okay.

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Jophiel said...

Yeah... *Burries head in knees*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Oh right. *hugs Deathy*

Looks like we're both having a hard time recently. :(

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Jophiel said...

*Hugs Rhy tightly* Yeah... Life's stupid. *Musses his hair* Get used to the teenage years!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Rather not. My life is SHIT!!!!!!!

Hope yours gets better :)

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Jophiel said...

All lives are shit. It's up to you wheather or not you want to throw the shit at someone or if you want to wallow in it.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

It's not up to me...

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Jophiel said...

It's not up to me either but I'm showing everyone that it's my life, it's my rules and if they don't like it, fuck them.

Dinner!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Bye Death!

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Wbd

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Gtg now.

I'll be back later.

BYE!!!!!!!!!!

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Jophiel said...

Alex...?

Jophiel said...

*Huddles into a smaller ball in the ground*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Back. I don't wanna be in reality. Too scary.

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Jophiel said...

Hey Alex... If you ever want to email me, here's my email:

deathyrose@gmail.com

Jophiel said...

Reality is so overrated.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

No...it's just scary.

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Jophiel said...

And overrated. That's why I'm always here.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Death do ya wanna be in my story?

It's what happened in RP last night. Want me to tell ya what happened?

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Jophiel said...

Sure! But what was last night for you...?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

What do you mean?

Last night I got trapped in 1666 in the Great Fire of London. I accidentally changed time somehow and now my best friend doesn't exist anymore. But she does...I didn't erase her, I rewrote her. She was born in into a new family. She's a new person but the same person. Get what I mean?

And in the story I find her and try to fix time somehow. It's a lot better than it sounds believe me.

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Jophiel said...

I mean that your last night could have been my morning...

And sure! Sounds fun!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Have you seen Primeval? I got the idea from that. I cry when I watch it...it's that good!

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Jophiel said...

*Shakes head* Can't say I have... Sorry... *Hugs hedgehog*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Right. Never mind. It's really good btw. I just need to think of a name for her new self. Her original self was called Lily Blake. Now I'm thinking of a new name. Any ideas?

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Ebony Law said...

...can I be in your story?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Sure.

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Any ideas what this new version of her could be called?

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Ebony Law said...

Uh... Delilah Hurst.

Jophiel said...

All I can think of is Silver Aesthetically... *Screws up face*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Brb

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Back. I know.

Clara Silver Hurst

Or

Sophie Silver Hurst.

Which one do ya prefer? (I used both of yours and mine combined. I'm a genius)

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hello...?

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Ebony Law said...

Clara. SSSophie and SSSilvdr sounds stupid. Clara Silver Hurst.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Thanks Alex. Death?

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

Hi guys.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Well i'm putting up Part 2 in a while if anyone wants to give it a gawk.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Gtg now. Dad's being a twat. Bye!

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Jophiel said...

Burst sounds good!

Sorry, I was cleaning the kitchen in my epic hat and now I'm going to the a photo!!

Jophiel said...

Hello?

Ulcabhán Brave said...

hello Death...

Jophiel said...

You okay Brave?

Jophiel said...

*Hurst

*Facepalms*

Jophiel said...

Mum is about to cut my hair!! It's going to be awesome!!!

Jophiel said...

And I just like getting 2323

Jophiel said...

Okay... Make that momentarily...

Jophiel said...

Hair is now cut!!

Jophiel said...

And I'm still alone... *Pouts*

Ulcabhán Brave said...

i m here

Jophiel said...

I THOUGHT THE ZOMBIES GOT YOU!!!! *Tackles Brave*

Jophiel said...

^ Sorry... I'm watching Sean of the Dead...

Mary Contrary said...

I like Shaun of the Dead...

... I've also been playing Plants Vs Zombies 2 all morning.

I think that suggests that maybe I have some small zombie-related issues yet to work out. :P

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Jophiel said...

Yeah, that's how you spell it!!

Mary Contrary said...

Sorry. Not sure if I'm here yet. There's stuff I should be doing...


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Jophiel said...

And I'm getting in the shower!!

Mary Contrary said...

There ARE a few ways of spelling the name, though :P ^^

And, Hey Death! :)
How're you doing?

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

Well there is a new post on My new blog if you wanna check it out....
pleasantpotter.blogspot.com

Mary Contrary said...

Okay, Death. I may be gone when you return, then. :P

Hi Brave! :)
How're you doing?

*still may not be here*

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Mary Contrary said...

Sorry, Brave, I can't read atm.

... I'd meant to do so much reading and writing this summer, and I've done next to nothing. And my last two weeks are going to be dedicated to freaking art coursework, so I've got nothing. And then coursework and work and blah and people and exams and more blah and school.
And then more exams, and repeat process.
Also, results day in five days...! *melts*

Sorry. My Brian's just firing rambling at my hands. :P

Also: it appears I'm still a dinosaur, so
*roars*
*steps on a pomegranate*

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Mary Contrary said...

My Brian? My Brian? xP

I have no Brian.

*hides Brian behind her back*

Just a brain, me. No Brian.

*nods* *looks around shiftily*

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Noelle said...

*wakes up in the woods*
Huh.
*wanders around*

Jophiel said...

*Nods and falls over* My beautiful hair is now short... *Puts two fingers against her temples and shoots herself with her 'hand' gun*

Noelle said...

*sorry I was doing homework*
*hugs*
*wanders around*

Ebony Law said...

-crouches in the trees, watching Adra below me-

Jophiel said...

*Hugs back* And I am so totally sleeping! XD

I'm trying to get Zath on here!! I don't think he will but he might...

Ebony Law said...

Oh my god yes bring Zath on.

Jophiel said...

(Hey Alex!! *Hugs* Did you catch my email before...? deathyrose@gmail.com ))

Ebony Law said...

Yeah, not into email...

Noelle said...

Get Zath!
*sits down* *huffs*

Jophiel said...

Kay! *Shrugs and pokes Eld the Hedgehog* Are you still sleeping?

Ebony Law said...

-drops down onto the floor of the forest that Adra has wandered into-

Jophiel said...

You should spam him until he comes... *Grins* He will either face our torment or come on here!! *Pushes Adra playfully*

Noelle said...

Don't push me.

Hello, Alex- do you have any idea where I am?

Ebony Law said...

No. Where are you?

Jophiel said...

*Shrugs* Did you know Eld turned into a hedgehog? She's so cute in this form!! *Pokes Eld* You can't hug it properly!!

Noelle said...

I am here! In a clearing in the woods.
I'm wondering how far out I wandered.

And um... I think I knew that, Rose?

Ebony Law said...

-goes around a circle surrounding Adra, leaking fuel onto the floor-

-ignites fuel, creating a large ring of fire around Adra-

Noelle said...

*blinks* Interesting. What's this for?

Jophiel said...

I don't care!! It's still cute!! *Hugs Eld*

*Looks at ring of fire and tries not to sing The Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash*

Noelle said...

((I totally just started singing that Rose ;D))

Jophiel said...

(*Laughs*))
*Puts down Eld and looks at Alex with a raised eyebrow* I can get her out if there, you know that right...?

Noelle said...

I'm fairly confident I can get out as well- I'm just curious to see what this is, Rose

Ebony Law said...

-pours purple liquid around the ring, replacing the ring of fire with an unbreakable dome around Adra-

Jophiel said...

*Shrugs* Kay... *Picks up Eld and walks away* I'm bored and feeling bad... Older brother and his verbal abuses again... *Sighs and climbs tree* *Looks at knees*

Noelle said...

Hmmm. Interesting. Again- what is its purpose? Do I intimidate you?

Noelle said...

Older brothers can be pricks- I've got two twin older brothers. And they're dicks. A lot. I get how you feel, Rose

Ebony Law said...

Rose, tell your brother he's a fucking asshole and that if I ever met him I'd bash his fucking face in. -teleports to you and hugs-
Don't ever think you're less than perfect.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alex enough will you fucking stop going after Adra?!

Jophiel said...

*Moves away from Alex* I'm not perfect... He ruined the best night if my life yesterday... I felt beautiful and he ruined it...

Noelle said...

I'm curious, Zaf. I'm confident I can escape. Quit bitin off more than you can chew, I can take care if myself, ta

Rose- all I can say is that there will be other nights- other times- other places- and they will be golden. True, it may be the best now, but there will be better

Ebony Law said...

-reaches out, and holds your hand-

You are beautiful. Your brother just misunderstood something that you didn't even do. And you're lucky it... you're lucky it didn't go further than a... a dance. I'm not trying to be rude, but females do experience rape, and it's all controversial and stuff. But if something like that EVER happened to you, I would literally find out where he lived and bash his face in.

Ebony Law said...

Okay, just because I said "rape" doesn't mean time stops...

Noelle said...

*i'm just sitting here*
*shrugs*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Derek.....tweeted....planning....book....9 *dies*

Ebony Law said...

Gradually falling asleep... Goodnight.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Night Alex

*curls up screaming*

Noelle said...

So I'n just in a dome?

What the hell?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Adra want me to just shadow walk in and get you?

Noelle said...

Shan't be necessary
He said a dome, not a sphere. *touches the ground as stairs lower into a hallway that she made, and the ground lisfts her up on the other side of the dome*
*collapses the structures*
*continues walking*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*teleports beside Adra* *grabs her* *teleports out* *disappears*

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

That works...*shrugs* Adra you know I actually said last night I didnt care if he wanted me to pay for my crimes i'd do community service

Noelle said...

*waves* ta, Mara

Noelle said...

I know, I watched for about forty minutes after I said I'd left- but I have no control over Trip or his own jurisdiction. You'll have to bring it up to him yourself.
*walks by a little frozen stream*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yeah when he's on I will *sits holding little Olivia*

Alexis: Aunt Adra!

Noelle said...

Oh good.

*wanders around*
((Also- I'm nowhere near you guys by the way- so... I'm talking by earpiece))

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*reappears* *looks around* ... Da fook?

*yawns* My teleportation has another glitch. I keep appearing in random places, ever since yesterday...

(brb dinner)

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I gave Alexis an earpiece I figured she deserved it so she could keep in contact with any of us

(I must now go get ready for church i hafta serve again so be back if i can and if not i dinno by 1pm ill be on)

Noelle said...

Oh hi/Bye Mara/Zaf

Noelle said...

*climbs high into a tall tree, doing a 360, seeing nothing but trees as far as she can see*
*growls*

Noelle said...

*calls out*
YO TRIP

I'M LOST BECAUSE OF YOU.

*sits on a forked branch out over the tree tops*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Baaaack.

Mbd though. Like very.

◕‿◕

Hehe.

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Noelle said...

That looks like.... That face looks like me when I'm up to late*
*a bird runs into her face*
*screams, swatting it away like a madwoman*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

It's a cute face XD

Okay I think I'm gone now bbs byeeee xx

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Noelle said...

Oh. Okay.
*hugs*
*waits*
*whistles the Imperial March*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Back but msd

*feels someone grab me from behind*

Javier: hey Zaf

Javier! You scared me

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

And i have asked Derek for a new post earlier he said sure he'll think of something hopefully today

*nods* I think he listens to me well

Noelle said...

I suggested that to him as well.

*flips out a pocket knife, carving into a tree*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: aunt Adra!!! You got lost?

Jophiel said...

Parents are going to murder me... I turned on the wifi... Going to turn it off now... *Hides* And I'm not beautiful, that picture shows it!!

Noelle said...

I did, Alexis. Not that I mind. Being lost means being found.

And. Uh- oh... Rose don't do that! Lord, woman.

Jophiel said...

*Is typing while commando crawling through lounge room towards wifi thingy* That made no sense... I love you all and if you don't hear from me in the next ten hours, I've been murdered.

Love ya! <3

Noelle said...

Oh dear... *waves*

Octa said...

First :) Ok ded time.

Noelle said...

OCTA! *tacklehugs*

Octa said...

I dedicate this page to getting into university, academic success, good grades, etc. etc.

I know that you will all be brilliant in your lives.

But also that a success comes in many forms and that happiness is one of them.

So I hope that you all have a happy life and a loving life and that that is success enough.

Anything more is just a bonus :)

Octa said...

ADRA *glomps*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi

*le sighs* can i for once not be bugged about my freakin face by my mother? Not my fault i have acne NOT my fault so instead of lecturing me on it how about shutting the hell up and leaving me alone?

*end rant*

Octa said...

Hey Zaf *hugs*

That's not very good parenting :(

Maralie Lily Charm said...

"NO!" JIMMY PROTESTED

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Nah it isnt and eh I got what i needed outim happy again

Noelle said...

*raises glass* Val and I are going to Trinity. It's official.
*nods*
OCTA! IT HAS BEEN A WHILE :D *puts a skulcake on his shoulder*


*hugs Zaf* M'sorry... :(

Noelle said...

Um. Mars?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Sorry video diaries and the tears stream down my face *whimpers*

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Octa said...

Trinity is awesome.

They have a wonderful library and really cool rooms.

Noelle said...

I saw- I was there, Octa.

*hugs Mara*
*finishes her carving in the tree*

Octa said...

You were? SO WAS I.

Did you stay there when you were in Dublin?

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