Saturday, February 23, 2013

Imagine

Ah, Minions... you weirdos...

The event at the Imagine Festival in London went very well, as I thought it would. It was the second time I was on stage talking about the movies that had influenced the books— the first time was last year, at the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dublin.

The place was packed out and the response was fantastic. Afterwards I signed for about three hours, seeing a lot of familiar (worryingly familiar) faces in the queue... It was all so much fun, and I want to thank everyone who turned up.

For those of you who couldn't make it, here are the trailers we showed... and here are the trailers— because of age restrictions— we COULDN'T show...


Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

The whole Indiana Jones series has been a huge inspiration to me (except perhaps the fourth film.. ahem...) in terms of sheer fun and adventure and character. Jones is a perfect hero because, bizarrely, he rarely succeeds... Look at the first film, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and count how many times he messes up. He loses the idol, he loses Marian, he loses the Ark, he loses Marian (again), his bluff is called, he's captured... The guy never wins. But he NEVER gives up. And that's what makes him a hero.

I said none of this to Steven Spielberg when I met him, of course. I just started grinning.

But for the first book, this is exactly the kind of vibe I was going for. Fun, fantastic, and faintly frightening.

Another film that influenced the first book, and the series as a whole, is this one...


Big Trouble in Little China was a film that confused the hell out of me when I first saw it as a kid. I saw Kurt Russell and thought, okay, here we have the big strong American hero who has all the tough guy lines... and then he proceeds to bumble his way through the entire film. This is a guy who fights the bad guys at the end, totally unaware that he has lipstick smeared over his mouth.

It was only when I saw it again, years later, that I got the joke and I realised just how fantastic this film really is.

Playing With Fire is my monster movie. The Grotesquery, made up of parts of so many other creatures, is my Frankenstein's monster.


Every Saturday night I'd stay up after my folks had gone to bed, and I'd watch the old black and white Universal horrors, all the stuff from RKO... I don't know why I loved horror movies from such a young age, don't know what it was about me that responded so well, but I ABSORBED these things.


The Faceless Ones, I always say, is my whodunnit- it's my mystery book. Batu, after all, is the man behind the scenes, pulling all the strings. But this is also the first time we see the Faceless Ones themselves, which were inspired by the Cthulu stories by HP Lovecraft. The wonderful Hellboy comic is inspired by Lovecraft also, as you can see in the trailer for the movie adaptation...


(Oh, and also? Hellboy 2? They KIND of stole something from Skulduggery. Check out the poster and see if anything seems... familiar...)


(Ahem. Moving on...)

Dark Days is my revenge flick. You can't beat a good revenge flick, you really can't, and I jammed so much into this book. We have Tanith torture, we have Moloch and his vampires, we have Scapegrace becoming a zombie, we have the first real mention of Darquesse (even though she'd been in my plans from the very start) and we have the chapter entitled "Mid-Afternoon of the Dead".

Now, I could show the trailer to Night of the Living Dead, or Dawn of the Dead, or Day of the Dead, or the first two Evil Dead movies... but instead I'll show the trailer to Army of Darkness, the third Evil Dead film by Sam Raimi, and one of my favourite movies of all time...


Mortal Coil is my Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. It's my The Thing. It's the book where the Remnants run wild, and you can't trust the people you know, because they may not be the people you know anymore... Behold the glory of the hairstyles of the 1970s, and one of the most terrifying films I'd ever seen...


The Thing is the second John Carpenter/Kurt Russell film on my list, and it's here because it deserves to be. A masterclass in tension. If you're old enough, watch it... and watch it ALONE.


And in the chapter "By The Sword", we get one of my many nods to wonderful movies such as The Princess Bride. This one is pretty blatant. See if you can spot it in the middle of this, one of the greatest sword fights ever put onto celluloid...


Death Bringer is my superhero story. Between this and KOTW, the whole secret identity thing really starts to become a major issue, and this is the first book where we have a fight between two people who are powerful enough to punch each other through buildings... just like in Superman 2...


And this is also the book where Val gets attacked by that guy in her house. For me, this is the book where I switched from "realistic martial arts" to "realistic fighting", both in my writing and my own training. Take a look at my darling Gina Carano in Haywire...


And now we arrive at Kingdom of the Wicked, my science fiction story, where we have unsuspecting teenagers suddenly gifted with amazing powers, and we watch as it corrupts them. For this, Akira was a huge influence.


And it was also an influence on Chronicle, the trailer we showed at the festival. I THOROUGHLY recommend this movie.


And because it was science fiction, I felt completely justified in slipping in a nod to a certain Doctor...


We ALSO have a werewolf scene, which I did my best to link to the transformation in An American Werewolf in London. I'm not going to show that clip here, because it contains some brief nudity, but if one or two of you were to search for it, you would find that changing into a werewolf is a lot more painful than it appears in Twilight...

And SPEAKING of Twilight, how could I forget the debt I owe it for certain aspects of Death Bringer? So here we are, the trailer. Oh, be warned- one case of swearing at the very beginning.


And to top it all off, a massive influence on my writing...



And now I'm going to watch Ronda Rousey defend her UFC title against Liz Carmouche, in the FIRST women's event the UFC has ever held. In Ronda's own words, it is on like Donkey Kong...


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Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's for the National History Day History Fair competition. I'm hoping to make it to state this year.

Your chapter... Is it weird that I'm laughing at the part about killing me?

I guess not, I've been laughing through everything else lately...

Star Inkbright said...

My sister has a strong sense of justice and starts crying if she is injusticed. It's not like:

Sister: Can I have hot chocolate?
Mum: No.
Sister: *starts crying*

It's when like she does a better job at something and puts far more effort in than somebody else and then they get declared the winner.

She gets very passionate about things and she's really good at stating a case, like when my brother thought it was his turn to open the new golden syrup tin and my sister said it was hers and it expanded into this huge thing. They both presented arguements, and if it had been on arguement quality my sister would have won because she put a very good case forward. But there was no denying the fact we didn't actually know whos turn it was, so my dad, the judge of the arguement, made a very good solution. He opened it. And he said if they didn't reach an agreeement he'd open every new golden syrup tin.

My dad did everything to try and get them to stop making a fuss over it. I can't remember much, but he drew a chart going

S
B
S
B
S
B
B
S
B
S
B
S

. . . Except with my brother's first initial and my sister's instead of S and B, to point out how even if one person had a turn extra in the middle it still worked itself out, then he got me to nod and say he was right.

I can't even remember how they resloved it, I wasn't really part of it.

They were and still are ELEVEN and EIGHT, for God's sake. XD

Anyway, I got slightly off track, but we all think my sister should be a lawyer. *nods*

SCÁTH you're persuasive, you'd be a great politian! Having said that, I hate politians in general more than I hate journalists in general, so don't be a politian because they'd corrupt you to be like them and you'd be all corrupted and horrible and like a politian. *hugs* DON'T GO GET CORRUPTED!

Star Inkbright said...

*polition

I couldn't remember if it was O or A, and I can never tell if something looks right in this HTML font . . .

Star Inkbright said...

Nooooooooo, it's politician.

Or politicion.

Think politician.

*groans*

Luciana said...

Politician? I couldn't be a politician, I'm already too corrupted. And I'm too unstable to work in politics.

I'd probably end up dead within a year.

Star Inkbright said...

Politician. *nods*

I want to cheer you on your last comment; I'm such a bad friend. :P Sorry! Just politicians = horrible and corrupt. So you not being a politician is a good thing. *nods*

My dad says the only leader of a country ever who didn't get corrupted was this person Star can't remember who gave up ruling the country and went home. XD

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Gotta go guys!

So I'll quickly ded.

MAHU, LuCloScá, politics, Mitt Romney (ME IS REPUBLICAN BITCH! DEAL WITH IT!), Stin(k), and Favis. Also to Harralie, which is fantastically wonderful, and the fact that

I GOT INTO ASPEN MUSIC FESTIVAL, THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS VIOLIN SUMMER CAMP IN THE WORLD, EVEN WITHOUT A RECOMMENDATION LETTER.
Mycroft Holmes and his umbrella.

Luciana said...

I'm a corrupt person, anyway. I'm too easy to hate, also. Meaning, I'd never be able to be a politician.

Law is basically my only option. :/

Good job I sort of like it.

Star Inkbright said...

@Ember: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Congrats! *hugs*

Star Inkbright said...

I'd be a terrible lawyer. I'm too objective. *laughs*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

"Cheeseburgers and jellybabies!"
"Oh for God's sake..."

*clink*
"Oh for God's sake Niall!"
"AHHH!"
"MY COFFEE!"
"For the benefit of the radio, Niall's just dropped his tea."

Star Inkbright said...

I'm positive it isn't your only option. But if you sort of like it . . . *shrugs*

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs*

HEY MARANESS!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

CONGRATULATIONS EMBER! *tacklehugs* That's AMAZAYN! PHENOMENIALL! EXTRAORDINHARRY! BRILLIAM! FABULOUIS! 1DERFUL! :D

And Harralie... *giggles*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hey Stararararar! *hugs*

I have Niall feels today. *is giddy*

HE'S IRISH TOO. *nods*

Star Inkbright said...

Think over all of the shit in your mind
Think over and come to grips with it
Think over all over the shit in your twisted little sick mind . . .
All said!
Think over all of the shit in your mind
Think over and come to grips with it
Think over all of the shit in your twisted little sick mind . . .

Monster, Disturbed. HAD THAT GOING ROUND IN MY HEAD ALL DAY. :/

Star Inkbright said...

OH.

OH.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I MIGHT WANT THIS JOB BECAUSE! *celebrates*

All I have to do is work out the French equivilant to that, and I'm sorted, *nods*

THAT TOOK AN HOUR. *laughs*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

"You are beautiful... like this potato."

THANKS NIALL C:

Anonymous said...

Congratulations Ember and thanks for the ded.

Sorry, I poofed and I'm not back. Hi/bye, everyone!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi/bye Fabigail! *hugs*

Star Inkbright said...

I'm inventing a new abbreviation. Bbrs. Be back real soon. Or be back really soon, depending on your dialect.

I've wanted to invent wbrd (will be real distant) for a while, too . . .

Too many abbreviations! D:

Star Inkbright said...

Oh. I meant to say, bbrs. Fours for now!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Are you going Stararar? XD I'm confuzzled!

NIALL NIALL NIALL I LIVE A FEW HOURS AWAY FROM YOU THIS COULD WORK I COULD DRIVE TO YOUR HOUSE AND MAYBE CLIMB IN THE WINDOW DISCREETLY... *shifty eyes*

Luciana said...

I'm so hungry, but I don't know what I want, and I cannot be bothered with cooking.

Ugh ._.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I feel like that a lot... I'm a really fuzzy eater and all I can usually be bothered to cook is noodles and I can barely even be bothered to cook them so... :P

Maralie Lily Charm said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN3rdWqzwaA

Daddy Direction and Nialler! C; They're so funny and Niall keeps eating Pringles XD

Star Inkbright said...

Inkyness back now . . .

I just started crying, right, coz I was making up this scene and it was real sad. I was thinking how heartbroken my character was and how much they were crying, then I started crying. I didn't notice anything odd about me crying for a sec then I was like WTH. XD

*frowns at informality* I am in general more informal in term time . . .

But I had such a good story idea for my nameless story! Only I can't use it, coz it's like a few hundred years into the future and all my characters will have changed. I don't know their new personilities and I don' know their relationships with the other characters then and I don't have any idea what the future in my story world is LIKE.

So that idea may have to sit in the cupboard for a few years. *nods*


And all this happened in the space of me having a shower. Including the time where I was wondering around the bathroom thinking, that is. Ideas really are like lightning flashes. O_O

Star Inkbright said...

*don't

*laughs at above comment*

I think I am going to attempt to be formal until . . . Until I forget about it. It will probably be beneficial to me in the long term.

Star Inkbright said...

But now I know I'm going to write that far into the future, my whole storyline is shifting in my brain, stretching itslef out. O_O

It is a rather odd experience.

*frowns* Argh. Suddenly Hunter's like 20 years older than Ez instead of about four years younger. Argh. Reality shift. Oh great, that takes out half my age jokes. *scowls*

. . . *shufts it back closer a bit* I can't write about the future too much! D:

Star Inkbright said...

*closes eyes and tries to picture timeline in head*

I have everything, in the world not just in this, on my timelines, see.

*smiles* Ah, it all makes more sense now. It's all less squished . . .

I should have a shower at least every hour, forgive my rhyme, if it brings lightbulbs on like this. XD

I never have ideas, so . . .

Star Inkbright said...

All my characters are suddenly about a hundred. *laughs*

Oh, they're most of them immortal inless killed, maybe I should have mentioned that. Never mind, nobody's listening/

Star Inkbright said...

*unless

*listening.

Star Inkbright said...

My story's so much better now! :)

*happiness*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

LIGHTNING FLASHES. BOOM! *flash*

Uhm, right. Wbd, trying to practice spellings. It isn't really working out... but I'm trying!

Star Inkbright said...

*finds flaw in my flawless stretched timeline* *glares*

*begins rearranging*

Star Inkbright said...

HI MARANESS!

That's okay! :) YOu will do well, I know you will, but good luck for your bumble bee anyway! :)

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

NOM NOM
Wbd - homework

Jophiel said...

Badminton team try-outs today!!! WHOOP!
*Starts playing badminton with an orange*
*Hopes it doesn't break like last time...*

GTG!! Bye!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sits in tree holding my box of explosives*

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS DEATH! :(

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Zaf! Hi Ieni!

Homework stinks. :(

Jophiel said...

I might be on in an hour!
(Not here)

*Waves to Zaf in tree*
Ah... Boom booms... They're fun!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HI STAR! :)

BUMBLE BEEEEEEEE. *nods* That's a better name than Spelling Bee. What the hell, Spelline bee? What is it, like an insect? Why would a contest be an insect? Like the Beatles? Even though they weren't really beetles? O.o

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Oh god. I have two friends to convince to stop smoking. I'm failing with both.

Star Inkbright said...

*voice of crabs on island from Almost Naked Animals* Boom boom!

Nyyyup!

Volcano must have legs, or volcano go boom boom, nyyyup.

Eight legs, many legs.

Sorry, they just have such awesome ways of saying stuff!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*Spelling

Hey Ieni! Hi Zaf! *hugs*

Bye Death! :( *hugs*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Smoking...? O.O

Zayn used to smoke... then the fans begged him to stop because he'd ruin his perfect voice. So he did :)

Star Inkbright said...

:(

Smokers waste literally thousands of pounds of cigarettes. Imagine what you could do with thousands more pounds. Smoking makes you less fit and smokers are much more likely to get cancer. Smoking makes your lung go all black, I've seen it in textbooks and it's yuck. If you smoke you're more likely to die sooner, laughter or not. Not immediately, but smoking makes you cough att later and you cough up phlegm and blood, not nice. It's been proven that smokers are less attractive to the opposite sex than non-smokers. Why would you smoke when there are so many negatives and so few positives?

I only have the really obvious arguments, sorry . . .

Star Inkbright said...

*looks upwards*

^^^^AND SMOKING RUINS YOUR VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!

*big false smile* I thought of that all on my own, NO input from other sources (like Maraness, for a competely random example) at all . . . *shifty eyes*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

My granddad smokes... he started when he was 15 and he's 73 now. :/ he collapsed one day and was brought to hospital. If he wasn't as fit and thin as he was he wouldn't have made it... :/

And what is he doing now?

Smoking. Again.

Star Inkbright said...

^^^And less attarctive to your own sex, if you're gay. I just said 'the opposite sex' to show I meant it in a romantic way. Although people probably would in general like non-smoker better than smokers, but that hasn't been prven that I know of . . .

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Thanks, Star - I really appreciate that:) I copied and pasted in to her Facebook chat. She doesn't care about singing, so that one isn't going to work...

Mara:( *hugs*

And my other friend drinks as well. They're both my age and neither will listen to me.

Star Inkbright said...

My dad smokes . . .

Ony outside though, not like in the house. The whole of my dad's fmaily smokes. Before my dad's mum died, she and everyone else used to smoke in her house . . . I remember one time my my siblings and my dad came back from visiting my dad's mum for the weekend and my mum complained that all our clothes stank of smoke . . . The walls of the house had gone all yellow too, from cigarette smoke.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*giggles and explodes stuff*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

G2g - byebye *waves*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Bye Ieni :( *hugs*

Stararar :( *hugs*

SMOKING IS NOT NICE. IT IS VERY BAD FOR YOU. AND OTHERS AROUND YOU. *nods sagely*

ZAF NOOOOO STOPPPPP *chases*

Star Inkbright said...

Thanks for making me feel appreciatated, Ieniness . . .

Now drinking, I don't have many arguments I didn't already use for smoking . . . You waste money on it, it makes you more likely to die quicker . . . It doesn't make your lung go all black and yuck, but it does wreck your liver.

Hey, I have proof-ish people probably like non-smokers better than smokers. My mum always moans that going anywhere with a smoker is a nightmare because you're always waiting for them to have one last cigarette. She says befor ethey do ANYTHING, they have to stop and have a cigarette first. When we were watching Once Upon A Time, when Mr. Gold was being persuaded by his son to go through the portal before it closed, my mum joked that if that was our dad he wouldn't get through in time because he'd have to stop and have one last cigarette first.

So smokers irriate people/ *nods*

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS IENI! :(

It takes ten years for you to recover from one cigarette or something like that, apparently . . . Whenever I breathe in cigarette smoke, I imagine resetting my ten-year timer to zero.

The cigarette packets say smoking kills. The cigarette companies WANT people to buy cigarettes. They do not want people to think 'oh, I don't want to buy a cigarette coz it'll kill me', coz then they'll sell less cigarettes. Putting 'Smoking kills' on the packets is very, very bad advertising. Say you designed a toy, you wouldn't put all it's bad points and way it can go wrong all over the box in red, would you?
So if even the smoking companies tell you smoking kills, SMOKING. KILLS.

No other wayda say it.

Star Inkbright said...

*cigarette

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*runs and jumps in lake*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*jumps after Zaf with armbands on*

ZAYNY BOO I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU, LOVE!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*hides in the underwater volcano*

Star Inkbright said...
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Maralie Lily Charm said...

We have an underwater volcano? O.o

*shrugs* OKAY!

*sticks straws in mouth*

*screams* I'M A WALRUS!

Star Inkbright said...

Wbd, I want to find a vid before I got to bed!

Luciana said...

Star, the government don't want people to stop smoking! Cigarettes are where a lot of taxes come from!

The government is stupid, sometimes.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Okay Star!

Msd, meant to be gone 10 minutes ago... *hides with laptop in corner*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Stupid government... *sighs*

STOP TAKING ALL OUR MONEY! WE NEED IT TO BUY SKULDUGGERY BOOKS AND 1D STUFF!

Jophiel said...

Hi! I'm back! School is warm, yet everyone has jumpers and complaining it is freezing... Ideas?

Star Inkbright said...

Hmm.

Can I ask you guys a multiple choice question?

Red, green or blue?

This is serious, btw.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lol

*swims out of volcano and runs around giggling*

Ahem maybe an Elder should be more sane...Nah I jumped off the sane train ages ago

Jophiel said...

*Looks at Mara*
I do agree...

Star Inkbright said...

HI DEATH!

My parents are in favour of taxness. They want the money to be used on building new public buildings like schools and hospitals and things.

Jophiel said...

@Star: PURPLE!

@Zaf: The Sane Train is overrated!

Jophiel said...

HI STAR!

I think my parents are too... But, I WANT MONEY!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Death! :)

BLUEEEE STAR :)

WALLLLLLRUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. S.



Anyway, on Mara News, I'm going for a Directioner Sleepover (yep, it's an official thing) with my bestieeeee Ciara(: WE'RE GONNA BE WATCHING UAN LIVE DVD AND STUFFS. And playing Just Dance 4. LIKE A BOSS. And doing the WMYB dance. LIKE A BOSS. *nods*

Star Inkbright said...

*glares* XD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

It so is! I wonder how Derek'll portay me

Oh yeah Taylor's birthday is today

Jophiel said...

Ugh! School starts in 5 and none of my friends are here.... There was a massive thunderstorm last night, the roads are flooded, the school lake is flooded... Maybe they're flooded?

Jophiel said...

Okay, I got to go... Damn school stuff!

Star Inkbright said...

THAT SOUNDS FUN, MARA!!!!!!!!

Blue?

*nods* Danke. :)

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS DEATH!

Msd, btw.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye Death!

Thunderstorm? I had an ice/snow/freezing rain storm

Maralie Lily Charm said...

BYE DEATH! :( *hugs*


*nods* Blue. IT'S NIALL'S FAVOURITE COLOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

IT IS I CAN'T WAIT. :D
I had a very busy week... Debate on Tuesday, Service of Light today, Spelling Bee tomorrow, sleepover on Friday, birthday party and going to dad's house on Saturday...

I'M SO BUSY.

And on top of that, tomorrow morning I am entering a contest to win 1D tickets. I WANT TO WIN D:

Star Inkbright said...

It was spring a week or so ago.

Then it's been winter till up to yesterday, which sucks.

Today, it was summer.

The weather is crazy. :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

We're in the middle of a thunderstorm... *looks out window*

*FLASH* *squeaks* *hides under giant Harry cut-out*

Star Inkbright said...

I hope you do!

Blue's also MY favourite colour . . . :)

It was coded, though. *laughs* Each colour was a band. So now I'm finding the very first vid of my NIN lyrics playlist. :)

Nine Inch Nails have an instrumental album with 38 tracks on it though! *cries*

They/he have/has no considration for poor little me AT ALL. XD

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Wbd, writing Harralie :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh well here in Pennsylvania tis been winter

Star Inkbright said...

I love thunderstorms!

Hey, once we were on the ferry, and we could see about eight thunderstorms in the distance from the deck . . . None where we were, just an amazing sky. It was AWESOME.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I LOVE PURPLE AND BLUE.

I always wanted to paint one wall purple, one wall white and another blue. The white wall, all my friends would sign with paint :)

I'm still persuading my mother though...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HELLOOOOO

Star Inkbright said...

*looks round at boring three white walls and one white-and-pink checked wall.

My room is pretty boring. :P

Star Inkbright said...

HEYO, JUBI. :)

I'm msd, btw.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HI JUBI!


My wall is plain beige, Star... :P *hates my room*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

MARA!!!! STAR!!!!!!
hi :P

Star Inkbright said...

I LIKE my room, though, which makes ME boring. *laughs*

Jophiel said...

We have Peter Parker for Outdoor Ed. again!

I'm not here

Star Inkbright said...

Silence has fallen . . .

Hey I can type without looking at the keys.

*tries tuping with eyes cl9sed*

Ah. That was less sucessful.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ERMAGHERD THE SILENCE!!

Star Inkbright said...

Ja, the Silence.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OOOWWWEEEEEYOOOOOOO

Luciana said...

I HAVE AN EXAM TOMORROW

I don't even know what it's on

Let's hope I pass it

Even though it counts for nothing XD
Unless I get an A*. :P

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* I WISH I WAS AS SMART AS YOU . . .

Hi!

Star Inkbright said...

I ONLY HAVE THREE DISTURBED VIDEOS LEFT! D:

And I accidentally added Mine twice - I took it off now, but it means I still have 76 videos . . . Which means I'll end on 79, not 80. Dammit. :P

Luciana said...

Smart? *laughs*
If a fish was to climb a tree all its life, it would fail and believe itself to be stupid. However, if allowed to do what nature intended for it to do - swim - it would know that it truly is intelligent, as it is good at something.

Everyone is clever, in their one way. Everybody has at least one talent, and that talent is a form of intelligence. Proving that, everyone is intelligent:)

Star Inkbright said...

Andddddddddddddddd my Disturbed playlist is now over 5 hours long! *celebrates*

Star Inkbright said...

-_-

DAMN YOU. I CAN'T DISAGREE BECAUSE YOU'RE TOTALLLY RIGHT AND I (in different words, of course) TELL PEOPLE THAT MYSELF QUITE A BIT . . .

Shush. When someone is good at school work, they get called smart and clever. It's a tradition. *nods*

*ignores that fact that tradition is stupid, my example being that TRADITIONALLY, women are weak and stupid*

Luciana said...

I think the point I was making is, there's no point in wishing for what is already reality, as it'd be a waste of a wish.

You wish to be as smart as another? That's ridiculous, as everyone is intelligent in their own way, not one person is exactly the same, meaning they cannot be judged on their intelligence, as there's nothing to compare it to:)

Luciana said...

Not one person is exactly the same as another*

*facepalm*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Good morning! :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Omgg.
The title will be revealed on Friday, 9pm Irish time. :D
Dammit Derek, I'll have to be up late tonight.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

...no one is in when I'm on...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*on

Now, I must be off to school!!

Anonymous said...

I am going to boil history alive. Wait...history isn't alive. Ok then. I'm not sure what I'm going to do, but this project is really frustrating me. Grr.

Anonymous said...

Bye, Miss. Sorry I wasn't here earlier.

And sorry I'm not here now! More projectifying! Yippee?

Izz said...

Hello Blogland.
I'm doing Maths!

Izz said...

Derek will be interested to know that Ronda Rousey has been offerd a part in the next Hunger Games movie (I think that would be Mockingjay because Catching Fire is already half finished).

Anonymous said...

Hello, if anyone is here. I am, for a bit.

Anonymous said...

Ok, now I'm not here!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmm as who? Coin? Im trying to think who may be left most likely a rebel because the only female i think of is President Coin or a rebel fighter...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I just had an orchestra concert... 'TWAS AWESOME.

Gabriel said...

Blah.

Hey-lo. What's up people?

Gabriel said...

Oh. No one is here...

Gabriel said...

WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Anonymous said...

My apologies.

Gabriel said...

Hay-lo.

Anonymous said...

Hi. [Nods]

I am rather distant (haunting graveyards or eating cheese, take your pick) so sorry if I'm a bit slow to respond.

I am, however, here.

I don't think we've met before. I'm Fabienne S. but my name abbreviates and lengthens itself according to my mood. You can call me Fabi. If we have met before, skip that. I have a limited memory, sorry!

Anonymous said...

Hi Ember!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

How are you?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Or she could be playing Annie, if there were no flashbacks in the middle one.

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

The article made it sound like she was going to be a very main character... It was very vague, though. I barely remember Mockingjay...

Anonymous said...

I see. Well, since everyone else has vanished, I'm going to go look at the Glitch forums. I will be distantly here still.

Gabriel said...

*appears*

I'm going to write my English Reading log essay.

*disappears*

Anonymous said...

Have fun with that. If you can. It is an essay, after all. Then again, hope you enjoy it anyway.

Msd.

Anonymous said...

[Vanishes with an angry (not at you) pop, like a really big bubble bursting]
Night.

Star Inkbright said...

I'm ready really early today. *surprise*

Anddddddddd nobody's here . . . I'll be distantly here for another fifteen minutes, but then bye-bye.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello.


*despises school*

Luciana said...

IT'S TOO BLOODY COLD ;-;

*isn't really here*

Star Inkbright said...

What? It's all sunny and hot here!

It was winter at the end of the Christmas holidays, then gradually it lighted to spring, then since just after half term it's been winter again, and now it was summer yesterday and is still summer today.

Crazy, I tell ye.

And now I must depart. See you all after school!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hey, L, you wanted to go to Trinity college, right? Do you know if I.B. counts for anything to get in?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*wonders if anyone is here*

Nixion Strange said...

Making an effort?

Jophiel said...

*Waves like a lunatic*
HI YAS!

Nixion Strange said...

Right back at you

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

DEATH!!! *tacklehugs*

NIX!!! *tacklehugs*

Jophiel said...

*Is tackledhugged*
Hiya Cain!

*Looks at Nix*
'Sup?

Nixion Strange said...

Several things

Jophiel said...

The roof is up for me... Or maybe it's down... I don't know...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

...I'm way too emotionally attached to fictional characters.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Spelling Bee... 10 minutes away... Starts at 11... *is nervous*

*is not here* Friends say hiiiiii :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

DO WELL AT THE SPELLING BEE, MARA!! *throws tea at Mara for good luck*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

THANKS MISSY! *takes tea* *drinks*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

If I want to be on Blogland when Derek blogs the title of Book 8, I'd have to be up at 5am. O_o
This is the time where I envy the eastern side of Aus...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I CAME 8TH IN THE SPELLING BEEEEE. :P

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

YAAAAAY MARA!!! *tacklehugs*
Hullo!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Ugh.
I must go sleep now.
BYE!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

WELL DONE MARA!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Nobody home...
Ugh, I just want to go upstairs and read Kingdom of the Wicked, not do this stupid homework...

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Merp, nobody's here - you all got eaten by Scapegrace and Thrasher.

Au Revoir - I'm going to go read some Skulduggery *grins*

Star Inkbright said...

HI PEOPLE!

I have no proper homework. O_O

So I'll just start learning my German assessment. :)

Willow Von Stratton said...

hello to anyone who is on

Star Inkbright said...

HI WILLOW!

*eats Scapegrace and Thraser up from the inside, then leaps out of their remains* AN EYE FOR AN EYE, A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH, AN EAT FOR AN EAT! :)

Willow Von Stratton said...

Man! i forgot my cam-corder to record that..I'm sure htey'll be another day lol

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs*

Cam-corder?

Do we call them cam-corders in England? *doesn't actually know*

Willow Von Stratton said...

you don't know? And you live in England? how sad..hmm now I want to know

Luciana said...

I have two exams on the same day.

French and Spanish.

Writing and speaking.

Ugh.

Willow Von Stratton said...

That sucks, but you're smart, I'm sure you'll do fine

Star Inkbright said...

We probably say video camera.

I'd just say I'd need my phone or the laptop, not having a 'cam-corder.' Or a camera. I used to. I've had various digital cameras. Then I got my phone and after I broke my final digital camera (WHICH WAS NOT MY FAULT. I PUT IT IN MY JEANS POCKET BECAUSE I WAS REALLY NERVOUS I'D DROP IT IN THE SEA COMING OFF THE BOAT, ONLY WHEN I WAS STEPPING FROM THE BOAT TO DRY LAND IT FELL OUT OF MY POCKET INTO THE SEA. I WAS WEARING JEANS. THEY HAVE SMALL POCKETS AND WHEN YOU STRETCH YOUR LEG OUT THE CONTENTS OF THE POCKET GET PUSHED OUT IF THEY ARE LARGE. I WAS CRYING AND CRYING FOR AGES AFTER IT FELL IN THE SEA. I WAS VERY UPSET. I HADN'T BEEN STUPID AND CARELESS AND IT WAS NOT. MY. FAULT.), I didn't buy a new one as my phone takee pictures . . .

Willow Von Stratton said...

that sucks, I've accidently dropped a phone overboard..

man, i'm so screwed on this prep sheet essay thing -_-

Star Inkbright said...

WHAT WILLOW SAID. You are really smart and you're great at languages. I'm sure you'll do really well. :)

Bad luck, thoughness . . .

Willow Von Stratton said...

*sigh* I better get off and get my butt to the library to do research this prep sheet is due on Monday, well ttyl!

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS WILLOW!

Star Inkbright said...
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Melica Frost said...

hey guys!

Star Inkbright said...

*finally works out, after much thought, that ttly is talk to you later* Ohhhhhh.

Star Inkbright said...

*ttyl

MELICA! *hugs*

Hey!

Star Inkbright said...

Brb. :/

Melica Frost said...

STAR! *hugs*
hey how're you?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Gosh dangit, nobody's here.

I'm going to give you guys a coded message though.

8
44 3 3 99
555 3 5 5 3 4
5 9 33 11 6

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

And here's a hint: It's to do with your keyboard.

Melica Frost said...

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous said...

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....|....../......\
...\|/..../...A...\
...\|/.../.../..\...\
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............../____\
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._____\_/_____
|____________|
...__________
./...._====.......\
|....(_____\[].....|
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|..\____/!....,G\.|
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Anonymous said...

Try that for a code. And there should be a cow head at the end, I just got bored of typing it out. Actually, it isn't a code, it's ancient Egyptian.

Star Inkbright said...

And I finally return . . .

Fencing tonight. *sighs*

Anonymous said...

Oh, I see what you did there! Clever!
And glad you're feeling better.

Anonymous said...

Hi Star!

Robin Snowscar said...

Yola

Star Inkbright said...

:3%@7£3 5'@5h£ '92 8h€ $94? @ 178%- %9€3n

Robin Snowscar said...

Anyone?

Robin Snowscar said...

The hell was that Star?

Star Inkbright said...

*scowls* I hate it when my comments poof.

Yola, Robin!

Anonymous said...

Hi Robin!

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, it said "because that's how i'd form a code!"

It followed on from my poofed comment. *glares at phone*

Robin Snowscar said...

Hey Fabi!

WHEN IS DEREK GOING TO TELL US THE TITLE OF THE NEXT BOOK?

I dedicate to the things left undedicated, the things we take for granted - the people.

Anonymous said...

He's posting it Friday at 9pm your time.

Robin Snowscar said...

Tomorrow?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

"Spell... Audatious!"

"A u d a t i o u s!"

"Now spell... Balustade!"

"WTF...?"

I GOT STUCK ON THAT WORD. *frowns* I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS A WORD. OH WELL. LWWY.

HEY EVERYONE :) I'M REALLY HAAPPPPPPYYYYYYYY

Anonymous said...

Drat, gtg!

And the hieroglyphs on the previous page said 'the king gives an offering to Derek-the-god, revered one, controller of magic.'

Don't know which king, but my Egyptian vocabulary is limited, so I couldn't say magician instead.

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