The event at the Imagine Festival in London went very well, as I thought it would. It was the second time I was on stage talking about the movies that had influenced the books— the first time was last year, at the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dublin.
The place was packed out and the response was fantastic. Afterwards I signed for about three hours, seeing a lot of familiar (worryingly familiar) faces in the queue... It was all so much fun, and I want to thank everyone who turned up.
For those of you who couldn't make it, here are the trailers we showed... and here are the trailers— because of age restrictions— we COULDN'T show...
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
The whole Indiana Jones series has been a huge inspiration to me (except perhaps the fourth film.. ahem...) in terms of sheer fun and adventure and character. Jones is a perfect hero because, bizarrely, he rarely succeeds... Look at the first film, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and count how many times he messes up. He loses the idol, he loses Marian, he loses the Ark, he loses Marian (again), his bluff is called, he's captured... The guy never wins. But he NEVER gives up. And that's what makes him a hero.
I said none of this to Steven Spielberg when I met him, of course. I just started grinning.
But for the first book, this is exactly the kind of vibe I was going for. Fun, fantastic, and faintly frightening.
Another film that influenced the first book, and the series as a whole, is this one...
Big Trouble in Little China was a film that confused the hell out of me when I first saw it as a kid. I saw Kurt Russell and thought, okay, here we have the big strong American hero who has all the tough guy lines... and then he proceeds to bumble his way through the entire film. This is a guy who fights the bad guys at the end, totally unaware that he has lipstick smeared over his mouth.
It was only when I saw it again, years later, that I got the joke and I realised just how fantastic this film really is.
Playing With Fire is my monster movie. The Grotesquery, made up of parts of so many other creatures, is my Frankenstein's monster.
Every Saturday night I'd stay up after my folks had gone to bed, and I'd watch the old black and white Universal horrors, all the stuff from RKO... I don't know why I loved horror movies from such a young age, don't know what it was about me that responded so well, but I ABSORBED these things.
The Faceless Ones, I always say, is my whodunnit- it's my mystery book. Batu, after all, is the man behind the scenes, pulling all the strings. But this is also the first time we see the Faceless Ones themselves, which were inspired by the Cthulu stories by HP Lovecraft. The wonderful Hellboy comic is inspired by Lovecraft also, as you can see in the trailer for the movie adaptation...
(Oh, and also? Hellboy 2? They KIND of stole something from Skulduggery. Check out the poster and see if anything seems... familiar...)
(Ahem. Moving on...)
Dark Days is my revenge flick. You can't beat a good revenge flick, you really can't, and I jammed so much into this book. We have Tanith torture, we have Moloch and his vampires, we have Scapegrace becoming a zombie, we have the first real mention of Darquesse (even though she'd been in my plans from the very start) and we have the chapter entitled "Mid-Afternoon of the Dead".
Now, I could show the trailer to Night of the Living Dead, or Dawn of the Dead, or Day of the Dead, or the first two Evil Dead movies... but instead I'll show the trailer to Army of Darkness, the third Evil Dead film by Sam Raimi, and one of my favourite movies of all time...
Mortal Coil is my Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. It's my The Thing. It's the book where the Remnants run wild, and you can't trust the people you know, because they may not be the people you know anymore... Behold the glory of the hairstyles of the 1970s, and one of the most terrifying films I'd ever seen...
The Thing is the second John Carpenter/Kurt Russell film on my list, and it's here because it deserves to be. A masterclass in tension. If you're old enough, watch it... and watch it ALONE.
And in the chapter "By The Sword", we get one of my many nods to wonderful movies such as The Princess Bride. This one is pretty blatant. See if you can spot it in the middle of this, one of the greatest sword fights ever put onto celluloid...
Death Bringer is my superhero story. Between this and KOTW, the whole secret identity thing really starts to become a major issue, and this is the first book where we have a fight between two people who are powerful enough to punch each other through buildings... just like in Superman 2...
And this is also the book where Val gets attacked by that guy in her house. For me, this is the book where I switched from "realistic martial arts" to "realistic fighting", both in my writing and my own training. Take a look at my darling Gina Carano in Haywire...
And now we arrive at Kingdom of the Wicked, my science fiction story, where we have unsuspecting teenagers suddenly gifted with amazing powers, and we watch as it corrupts them. For this, Akira was a huge influence.
And it was also an influence on Chronicle, the trailer we showed at the festival. I THOROUGHLY recommend this movie.
And because it was science fiction, I felt completely justified in slipping in a nod to a certain Doctor...
We ALSO have a werewolf scene, which I did my best to link to the transformation in An American Werewolf in London. I'm not going to show that clip here, because it contains some brief nudity, but if one or two of you were to search for it, you would find that changing into a werewolf is a lot more painful than it appears in Twilight...
And SPEAKING of Twilight, how could I forget the debt I owe it for certain aspects of Death Bringer? So here we are, the trailer. Oh, be warned- one case of swearing at the very beginning.
And to top it all off, a massive influence on my writing...
And now I'm going to watch Ronda Rousey defend her UFC title against Liz Carmouche, in the FIRST women's event the UFC has ever held. In Ronda's own words, it is on like Donkey Kong...
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The internet at school is slow... I'm in Outdoor Ed now... Our normal teacher is on camp and this new teacher reminds me of Peter Parker...
HI DEATH!
...hello?
I shouldn't be here... But, hello anyway.
I really need to finish chapter four... *decides to do that tomorrow*
HI SCÁTH!
I'm here... The site were are supposed to be on isn't working... I'm writing things in my calender/diary... I just got to Derek's Birthday!
R.I.P.
SULDUGGERY PLEASANT
*Laughs*
Peter Parker Man is looking at me and smiling evilly... Maybe he might just be the Goblin instead...
Y'know... I've only seen the first Spider-man once... That is the only one I was bothered enough to see...
... Hmm... *refreshes e-mail again*
DAMN YOU.
Having no e-mails makes me feel lonely. It's so weird...
Having no website for Outdoor Ed and being on here when our normal teacher would murder us, is weird...
It's only been a day, which is weird. Feels like longer than that.
Hm.
Why am I worried?
Caring is not an advantage. Ugh. ._.
The blog is blocked on our school computers . . .
Sorry for my distance. :/
Caring is ALWAYS better. *nods*
At least you have the knowledge that you're a caring person. One big thing ti tick off the list of Things You Need To Be.
I'm the only one, OBVIOUSLY, in the school on here...
WBD
Hiya, I'm here.
I don't consciously have a list of Things I Need To Be, but I always think I have to be/do this or be/do that. It basically sucks. :)
Death! [hugs]
Hi Star.
I try to be better than myself.
And then I have to redefine it, 'cause I am myself...and I redefine me sometimes... It doesn't make sense, even to moi.
Hi Fabi!
The whole of blogger is blocked. Most sites are blocked. All gaming sites except Coolmath are blocked, for example.
Sounds like the library computers.
I'm distant, making the kind of corn that pops.
My school blocked most stuff but Blogland wasnt xD
*NODS AT FABI'S COMMENT ABOVE MY LAST* I SO GET WHAT YOU MEAN.
Hi Zaf.
Star-Good, because I don't. I mean, I understood it when I said it, but now I really don't remember what I meant...
O Romeo Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name or thou wilt not but my love And I no longer a Capulet
We're doing Shakespeare in drama class, the sonnets. I really should be picking a sonnet now. Instead, I'm eating popcorn.
Pity to have to delete the 1234th comment, but it was necessary.
I'm probably going to go now... I have homework that needs doing. Knowing me, I'll be sneaking back on in a bit, but I'm gonna be making an effort not to because I really need to get stuff done.
I probably never would have watched half those movies, but now I kind of want to see all of them, except Twilight, of course. I appreciated the commentary on that, except for the homophobic remark. I think people need to realize that if Edward was gay, he wouldn't have fallen in love with Bella and there wouldn't be any story and we'd all be about ten times happier.
[Whispers] Hi Saph!
Hi Fabi... I thought you were busy?
Hi Bekka! I just showed the twilight one to my friend :)
Bekka, Ed could be bi...
I may be ever-so-slightly multi-tasking. I'm distant, but here. How're you?
NOTE: Shakespearean sonnet potentially approaching.
Bored. IT have blocked every site they know from our computers, even My Maths :S Luckily, they don't seem to have heard of this or fanfiction :)
Where Twilight is concerned, I seriously don't care, so don't be offended if I ignore any mention of it.
Huh. Weird. You'd think Blogger would be one of the first ones they'd block. Well, good that they didn't!
I'm probably the only person in the school that uses it :)
I love the thing in the Twilight trailer about the stares :)
Oh, here's the link to a cool video I was watching at home (Away from the evil blocks)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpfQSqfpuac
It's so funny! You have to watch it :)
Well, that's good then. Means you can be here.
Hmm... Shakespearean sonnets...How to pick one...
Gtg, bye! *hugs*
I will next time I can use the computer.
Oh, bye! [hugs back]
Hoey is looking... Behave...
I'm not here either!!!!!!!
Ugh. My sis is being not cool.
["Not here," cleaning out the drain while she goes to her ballet class. She was the one that =||=|~|~|||-|==||==|= clogged it! I don't care if she's late! Rant over]
Ok, I'm done now! Redoing my Glitch avatar, but I'll be here if anybody else is.
hello anyone who is on
Hi Willow. Distantly here.
hey Fabi..I'm more like distracted here instead of distant here..curse my short attention span..
Haha, it's ok.
I'm making as many different outfits with my Glitch avatar as I can, before I can't anymore. :-( So I actually am distant.
alright that's fine...now I feel like doing something like that
This is what it looks now, but changing it is fun!
was their supposed to be a link? the way you worded it sounded so. If so, I didn't get it
No, it's my current pic. Over there. ------>
oh lol..well it's cute!...alright gotta go dress up avatars now hehe
Haha, thanks. And ditto!
so I'll be distant also, just so you know
Ok.
Aaand, I have to stop avatar-designing now. Computer goes off at 9:00, no exceptions. (I can still be here on iPod, the rule's meant for my sister, I just have to follow it to be fair) So, yeah. This is what I ended up with.
well that sucks, in a way I guess
Well, my sis goes ballistic if I'm allowed to do something she isn't, and she's kinda spoiled. Considering that she isn't even here, I ought to be able to use the computer a bit longer, but whatever.
Distant, writing for the MC.
[Note: My sis is awesome. The fact that she is also a spoiled brat doesn't change that]
yaa it's kinda lame...ugh stupid arm muscle won't stop twitching >_< and ok
Hope your arm feels better.
And I guess you could say my mom is a very rule-oriented person.
oh it doesn't hurt, just won't keep twitching :p
ya, sounds like my mom, she's like that..but half the time I do the opposite
Ah, well, hope it stops twitching then.
I usually ask my dad first because Mom doesn't usually veto what he's already said I can do (though even dad says no Facebook, Skype and a few others.)
Aaand, I'm starting to get diverted by Glitch tributes, so distant and msd...
yup, sounds like that in this household too, but I'm sure you'll get those accounts someday if you want one..alrighty
Yeah, I haven't really placed them as a priority, though.
Hmm... The man in the ponytail. [ponders]
man in the ponytail?
g2g bye!
Hiya guys...
I haven't been here for a while (one day).
I have been writing for the MC... and I'm making up these random rules about Heaven and Hell here...
It's so weird, because part of me goes FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP INTRODUCING MORE THINGS IT GETS CONFUSING
and the other part of me just does not care.
Oh, in case anybody wants to know, I'm on the toilet while writing this.
Okay...
I'm not here guys... This is some random writing for Dannielle who is now gone!
Hello?
Sorry I haven't been on the blog in ages stuff happened. Anyway Helloo?
*looks around*
Oh no one's here!
*pouts*
Oh so the one time I come on there's no one there? AGH!
*stalks off*
SUMMER!
*Chases after her*
I would be on here more but I'm doing homework!
I'M SORRY!
UGH!!! MY LITTLE BROTHER HAS THE WORST ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES IN THE WHOLE DAMNED WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bed time...
*comes in, fresh from shower*
I SURVIVED CAMP HELL!!!!
I feel cleaner, now as well....
Hmm, no one has been around for an hour and a half ish...
Ugh, sorry I poofed last night, Willow. My iPod crashed and ran out of battery. Well, more like it crashed because it ran out of battery... Anyway, I fell asleep before it could charge, and I couldn't go on the computer because it was after nine.
Willow, if you read this- The man in the ponytail is a character for the MC, and B-J and I have a race to include him in our chapters. He has a knife named Wilbur. I'm not sure if that really makes sense, but too bad.
Sorry I missed you, Ember, it has indeed been a while. I'm sure your MC chapter is perfectly awesome, and I can't wait to read it.
I seriously need to get back on schedule so I can stay up late again...
Willow and Death- Sorry I missed you guys too. Grr. It's so annoying to unintentionally fall asleep when you want to be up talking to the Aussiminions, and it isn't that late...
And Miss, indeed, it's quieter than it has been. And the one time people are on, my iPod crashes! [Glares at iPod] Anyway, congratulations on surviving camp!
And considering as it has indeed been quiet lately, I am unlikely to be here.
Yeah... why HAS it been so quiet...??
I don't really know. And hi Jubi. I'm distant, two places at once.
I keep going away and coming back on whenever someone else is...or appears to be. I guess I get worried that whoever it is won't be on when I return.
Ha, I just noticed the SPPB ded... I'm such a bad MAHUvian.
Blogland is very quiet all of a sudden... :/ Like, there was a time I'd come here and two pages of comments would've been used...
I'm not really here. Just back from my Service of Light :)
Hello to anyone who's here :)
Hello is anyone there?
I am... but you're probably not...
Service of Light?
That sounds a lot like SUMMER OF LIGHT!
*shifty eyes*
VAL!!!!!!
hi.
O.o IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SUMMER OF LIFE! PROMISE!
It's religion stuff...
*light
Damn autocorrect.
MARA!!!
hi.
I've got my service of light in a few weeks as well.
*groans*
Star no want to do homework today!
It's got quieter because school is going on for all of us, mostly.
You guys don't remember when Blogland was like this all the time, do you . . . ?
*glares moodily at homework* I don't like you. You keep me from Blogland and YouTube.
And now I need my Tippex. Only my Tippex ran out yesterday. :(
You can borrow my tippex Star. *Sends tippex to Star through blogland.*
MY PROM DRESS IS SO PRETTYYYYYYYYYY
*smiles and hugs Aisling* Thanks. :) Hi!
Hi, Scáthles! That's good! :)
Hello:)
I'm so happy with it xD
My mum doesn't like it that much, but I do c:
Yeah, February is supposed to be the busiest month for school. Though hasn't everyone been back in school for a while now?
And no, I wasn't here then.
Well, if you think it's pretty, that's what matters. :-)
Well if February is the busiest month for school then it's good that there's only one day left of it.
Wait Derek said that he was going to tell us the name of book 8 in February didn't he?
Cause if he did then we will find out today or tomorrow.
Yes he did say that he would tell us the name of it. I looked back over the older posts and saw that he did.
Probably...Unless he was lying or forgot or delayed by the publisher or had last-minute second thoughts on which title.
I doubt March will be any better for me, though. I have this history competition for school...
Yeah hopefully none of those things will happen Fabi.
Good luck with the competition.
We're learning all aboit Hitler in school atm. How he did in school, how he joined the army, what he did, why he hated Jews, how he learnt about politics, how he came to run the Nazi Party. We're learning about every significant detail of his entire life. I get why, of course. So we know what caused him to become who he was, and so we stir away from the path he took, and so we understand how to make people bad so therefore how to try and make people not bad. *has given up on good English*
But it's not fair. We won't learn about any of the 'good guys.' There are so many great, good people in the world, and we'll never learn about any of them save probably Florence Nightingale. Hitler got one of the things he desperately wabted. He's got fame. He's massively famous and we're making him famouser.
I don't think Hitler was evil, just misguided. If he'd been in didferent circumstances, I believe he could have been a good person. Circumstance caused him to be 'evil', and that is why we learn about him and those circumstances.
But that gives out a bad message. "Copy Hitler and you'll achieve great fame."
You probably will if you manage to copy him well enough. It's sick. We shouldn't give the bad guys fame. They haven't done anything to deserve it, which is maybe not their fault (circumstances, remember), but you shouldn't achieve world fame like that.
ON THE OTHER HAND THE MORE WE LEARN ABOUT HISTORY THE BETTER COZ THEN WE DON'T REPEAT MISTAKES (in theory) AND IT MAKES SENSE TO STUDY THE MISTAKES AND THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THEM.
Oh, I dunno. :/
Hi Fabi! Most the UK people just went back after half term this week . . . I didn't, I was off the week before.
I'm happy for you, Scáth! :)
Dreading my prom, even know it's not for another over two years. D:
Sorry, I'm a bit pessimistic at times.
Thanks, Aisling.
Yeah, I know what you mean, Star. Hitler is the most prominent figure of the war... You don't compare people who do good deeds to Roosevelt or Churchill, you compare people who do bad deeds to Hitler. Or at least, people you disagree with. And I don't mean you, you. I mean it in the vaguest sense possible.
That's very interesting Star.
Hello to anone who is on
Hi Wilalow. :)
Willow
Ah, that would explain it, I guess.
And hi.
Going distant now.
Hi Willow.
Hello anyone that appeared!:)
I just need shoes for prom, now. I've got my Leaver's day dress and shoes, already, and now my prom dress c:
SO EXCITEDDDD
Hey Ais and Fabi, how's it goin'?
Good willow how about you?
Shoes are hard to pick out luciana. I have to get shoes for my confirmation.
I'm good-ish, thanks.
And hi Lucy.
Not too shabby
Everyone always has a hard time with shoes, and it only takes me like an hour lol
I shall check Schuh, Baratts, Garage Shoes, Windsor House, etc.
I'm writing a school report for Hitler as homework now, so . . .
Can you imagine doing about Churchill in this amount of detail, really? Like what would be the point, everyone'd think?
There's this girl in Gone called Mary. She got know as Mother Mary coz she's been a bloody saint from the start. She took care of the little kids (below five) from Day One. Nobody told her to. Her brother helped her out, so did a few other kids, and later grumpy people got ordered to help her. She worked pretty much all day every day. Kids that little can't look after themselves. If there'd been no Mary . . . Nobody else would have started and run the day care like her. No Mary equals loadsa dead kids. Mary equals SAINT.
Spoiler for Lies:
Except she has anorexia and bulimia. That gradually pretty much lead to an addiction to meds. And it and her frankly pretty sucky job meant she was pretty unhappy and depressed. She listened to this girl who thought she could see the parents on the other side of the FAYZ wall. Everyone poofs on their fidteen birthday in the FAYZ unless they don't want to. Nobody knows what's after the poof, but Mary believed she'd go outside and see her parents.
She was basically pretty delusional, so just before her fifteenth birthday she got all of the little kids to stand on the edge of the cliff and all hold hands with each other and Mary.
And then Mary jumped. She poofed, but all the little kids got dragged off the edge of the cliff and they DIDN'T poof.
She would never be remembered for being a saint after that. People think Mary, they'd think anorexic delusional depeessed Mary's Big Jump.
Why can't we remember the good things? :(
Hi Willow!
Star! hi! *hugs everyone*
Star I think no matter how many good things a person does people will always remember the bad things they do.
Good for you, Willow.
I have big feet, so I have trouble finding shoes that fit comfortably and look nice. I have gotten lucky, though. I found this nice pair of pretty sandals that was on clearance because all they had left were odd sizes.
I CAN'T WAIT TILL TOMORROW :)
I'VE GOT A SPELLING BEE AND I'M BRINGING MY FRIENDS (I can't bring one though which I'm really upset about... :/)AND ASDFGHJKL it's gonna be funnnnnnnn(:
*nods at Aisling* YES. AGREED.
Humans basically suck, but I've been saying that as long as I've been here . . .
I just hate finding clothes or shoes. :P Scáth's going yay, prom, Leaver's, excitement! When it's my turn, I'm be just *groans*, GREAT. (sarcasism), NOOOOOOO promness D:.
School makes me go more informal. It's odd.
GOOD LUCK in your spelling bee tomorrow Mara I hope you do well.
Not all humand suck
I wish I had a bit bigger feet Fabi! I can still fit into kids shoes!
Yeah, same with events.
When I think back to tennis camp, I don't think of the time when Katrina and I were practically undefeatable in the doubles game which had a name, but I forgot it.
I remember the necklace and the mistakes mostly. And how Eileena took credit. [Glares in random direction and hopes glad will find Eileena but doubts it] Aaaaanyway. Yeah. Bad sticks more in the memory than good.
And I have to go, bye!
MARAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Good luck! :)
Same Star I'm useless at shopping for clothes. It seems like such a waste of time. Time I could be spending hereof reading.
The only shopping I'm good at and actually enjoy is shopping for books.
THANKS AISLING! :) *hugs*
I need internet nowwwwwww :P
Star - you're lucky that I finished Lies yesterday evening, otherwise that spoilet would not be welcomed;)
Going to do the washing up - should return to do stupid homework -_-
THANKS STAR! *hugs* :)
BYE FABIGAIL! :( *hugs*
:( FOURS FABI!
Humankind as a whole sucks. Fact. Do you want me to elaborate? I'd rather not. I'm too lazy to write a new thingy, plus I didn't save most of my long rants on the subject, and there are too many comments to sort through. I have my first Enough one, however.
Bye Fabi. :(
Bye Fabi..I like shopping for clothes..well actually i like shopping for shirts
I marked it as a spoiler! :P
YAY! YOU FINISHED LIES! *hugs*
@Ash: OMGG I'm the sameeeeeeeeee! Getting books I LOVE. The rest of it is either incredibly boring, requires descisions, or both. *nods*
Shopping for normal clothes is easier than shopping for an occasion cause it doesn't have to be all special and pretty.
Star it's usually both unfortunately.
I NEED TO FINISH CHAPTER FOUR
*glares at word count for not going up*
UGH
SO MUCH MORE OF THIS CHAPTER TO WRITE ._.
ya that's true..in fact I have a baby shower to go to next month and I have no idea what i'm gonna wear
I have to go to athletics BYE EVERYONE here at the moment.
BYE AIS!
BYE AISLING! *hugs* :(
Bye Ais!
*sings* Cause no-one ever looked so good in a dress and it hurts cause I know you won't be mine tonight... :)
INSIDE JOKE. XD
Cause no-one ever looked so good in a gowny thing and it hurts cause I don't have one at home... XD
RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH BOOM. I'm going to eaaaaat you.
Hmm...I don't think I'm peticularly making sense today...
GOOD LUCKY MARA! Remember antidisestablishmentarianism, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, acciaccatura and appoggiatura (I'm not sure if I spelt them right :/)
I KNOW MOST OF THE GREEK ALPHABET
IT TOOK ME LESS THAN AN HOUR TO LEARN IT
*is proud*
I WAS INTEGRATING THINGS AT THE SAME TIME, TOO
I'm totally a demigod;D
Uhm... I'LL TRY IENI! C:
And who's your parent Luci?
The Greek alphabet?
I didn't even know Greece had an alphabet, to be honest...
POSEIDONNNNNNNNNNNN.
Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon, Zeta, Eta, Theta, Iota, Kappa, Lambda, Mu, Nu, Xi, Omicron, Pi, Rho, Sigma, Tau, Upsilon, Phi, Chi, Psi, Omega. c:
AND I CAN RECOGNISE THEM BETTER THAN I CAN GIVE YOU THEIR ORDRE XD
ORDER*
Oh my gods, how did I mess that word up so badly!?
everyone is poseidon, mine would have to be Hades
YAAAAAY! All I know is alpha? beta? and pi? and theta?
I got called weird today by one of the weirdest people in my year group. I was tres amused XD
YES MARA TRY AND TRY AGAIN (and then run round in circles screaming about 1D).
I'm making a Skulduggery jigsaw in D.T AND OMG SKULDUGGERY BOOK COVER IN ENGLISH LESSON. I put my teacher right about Skulduggery being the villan, but then you could argue in some ways he is...
There's a reason I'd be daughter of Poseidon, though. It's not as simple as "I adore Percy." or anything, there are so many factors that make it so I would be a daughter of Poseidon. :)
Hades is for me! Just because he's ruler of the underworld xP
MY DIRECTIONHATER BESTIE (ikr, Mara has a Directionhater best friend!) PROMISED TO LISTEN TO TMH ALL THE WAY UP TO NENAGH TOMORROW IF I BROUGHT HER :3 MWAHAHAHA.
TMH - Take Me Home
Sorry, Inkyness got commaneded to poofles.
I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO BE ON THE LAPTOPPPPPPPPPP (online textbook). YAY!
I need to start writing my French assessment and learn my German one. Urgh. I'll suck at my French one coz I'm so unenthusiastic about doing it on account of it being about our dream jobs. I don't happen to HAVE a dream job. Except writing and that isn't a proper job. I'm going to write in my free time and try to get stuff published. If they like me enough for me to be able to write full-time, then yay, and if they don't, well that's okay coz it was only something I did in my spare time anyway and I still have a job.
I mean, I hopefully have a job and haven't just been made redundant or anything. :)
So I'm not counting writing as a job option.
Which means I have zilch idea what job I want.
So I really don't want to write my French assessment.
So it'll suck more than usual.
And see, I'm writing all this coz I don't want to do my French and I'm procrastinating. XD
I got hit in the eye with a shuttlecock today.
And I can't just make it up, because I'm me and I do not like that kind of lying at all. It's not that I want to think of myself as good and honest, although I do but still. I just can't do it. I can't bloody do it. Trapped, exits blocked, cornered. Don't make me do it.
*goes on to talk self into doing it*
Hi Komodo! Ouch! *winces*
Well, instead of choosing a dream Job, pick your Adequate Job.
Crap, gotta goes now.
I DON'T HAVE AN ADEQUATE JOB THOUGH. I DON'T HAVE ANY JOB I WANT TO DO. *laughs*
So, you don't want to be an astronaut?
Or a Writer?
How is everybody this fine evening?
Hello.
Star, I keep running into the same problem, as far as having no dream job goes. I don't have a solution to it, sorry.
HI EMBER!
Irritated. :P You?
Hi Ember, Star. And I have no idea how I'll be this evening, but I'm ok at the moment. Last evening was annoying because my sister had dance class and I didn't, so I had to clean up her mess. But hey, being able to clean drains is a talent! Ish.
Hi Fabi!
It's ridiculous, though, that I have to have one for a flipping French assessment and I didn't need one through the whole of the options process, which actually like affects which job I get. -_-
I'm in a really good mood, which is odd, so I think I might be faking it, even enough to fool myself. Weird.
Yeah, it is weird. Everything's weird!
For my last French assignment, I had to write an interview with a celebrity or a book character (I did China Sorrows). There was more to the assignment, like specific points that had to be covered, but I already did it like a week ago, and it's only long writing assignments at the end of the chapter, so I don't really remember.
Hello, anyone that appeared!
I'm trying to write, so wbd.
And now the online textbook is misbehaving coz the mini laptop is too mini. *laughs*
This French is so fun. Why don't we do this kind of stuff for every lesson? *note my sarcasm*
*smiles, amused for some reason*
Today in Games I had a laughing fit. I started laughing for no reason, and then I found that funny so I was laughing more. I was just standing there on the pitch laughing, and it just got funnier the longer I laughed for.
*laughs* I'm so odd. XD
Hi Lucy.
Good luck with your writing.
I'm distant, too, and msd.
Laughing is more fun than crying. [shrugs and laughs]
*laughs*
Laughter makes you live longer, anyways. *nods*
*screams because I don't have a job*
My sister could just pick lawyer. It's so easy for her. *sulks*
I can put it off, but I'm gonna have to pick one eventually. D:
My sis is going to study Mars.
My friend already works at the Pacific Science Center and plans to either continue working there, or hopefully work for NASA.
My other friend wants to be a physics professor.
I have no idea what I'm going to be. [Shrugs]
Lawyer, botanist, singer, taxi/lorry driver, accountant, diplomat, store manager, footballer, tourist guide, nurse, engineer, interpreter, journalist, judge, doctor, pilot, teacher, sociologist, vet, web designer . . . DON'T WANNA BE ANYONE OF THOSE! D:
Hey.
*sings* The thing I treasure most in life
Cannot be taken away!
There will never be a reason why
I will surrender to your advice!
To change myself
I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outsome lies!
You'll never take me alive!
I'm alive!
I'm alive!
I'm alive!
*nods* I can just leave the which job I want bit out, and if I get a lower level then so what. She can't physically force me to pick a job. I can do what I like, and if I do a really good assessment (er, not gonna happen) then I'll get told off for not sticking to what I was meant to do BUT I'LL STILL DO OKAY AND NOBODY CAN /MAKE/ ME PICK A JOB SO HAH.
*realises I still have to state all this other unplanned stuff* *slumps*
I just hate this assessment. It requires too many decisions.
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I want to be a lawyer, I think. Because, I'm lacking in creative talent - meaning I can't be an author.
My sister is doing a maths degree, and I don't want to be the same as her, so I can't do anything maths-based.
I don't like children enough to be a teacher. I'd kill someone if I was a doctor. I'm too easy to hate to be a politician.
Meaning, Lsw is, basically, my only choice. I want a high-paid job, because I know I'm capable of getting one. And, Law is the only one that is left that I could possibly do.
Watch my speeches carefully. They show how my thoughts work.
Lucky your people you know! I would say I have no idea what I'm gonna be too, but you uh might already have worked that out. XD
It is lucky that I showed up right that moment, because not only did I get first, I can now tell both of you that I've finished the latest MC chapter and it has been posted. SCORE.
If I wasn't a musician, I would totally be a politician. WHOOP!
Good news is that Fabi, Ember is back in the land of the living.
Bad news is that she has to kill you now.
Ooh, can't wait to read it, Ember! And hi!
Sorry I poofed for a bit, I'm actually writing for history contest while on here.
A history contest? Coolio!
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