Saturday, February 23, 2013

Imagine

Ah, Minions... you weirdos...

The event at the Imagine Festival in London went very well, as I thought it would. It was the second time I was on stage talking about the movies that had influenced the books— the first time was last year, at the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dublin.

The place was packed out and the response was fantastic. Afterwards I signed for about three hours, seeing a lot of familiar (worryingly familiar) faces in the queue... It was all so much fun, and I want to thank everyone who turned up.

For those of you who couldn't make it, here are the trailers we showed... and here are the trailers— because of age restrictions— we COULDN'T show...


Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

The whole Indiana Jones series has been a huge inspiration to me (except perhaps the fourth film.. ahem...) in terms of sheer fun and adventure and character. Jones is a perfect hero because, bizarrely, he rarely succeeds... Look at the first film, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and count how many times he messes up. He loses the idol, he loses Marian, he loses the Ark, he loses Marian (again), his bluff is called, he's captured... The guy never wins. But he NEVER gives up. And that's what makes him a hero.

I said none of this to Steven Spielberg when I met him, of course. I just started grinning.

But for the first book, this is exactly the kind of vibe I was going for. Fun, fantastic, and faintly frightening.

Another film that influenced the first book, and the series as a whole, is this one...


Big Trouble in Little China was a film that confused the hell out of me when I first saw it as a kid. I saw Kurt Russell and thought, okay, here we have the big strong American hero who has all the tough guy lines... and then he proceeds to bumble his way through the entire film. This is a guy who fights the bad guys at the end, totally unaware that he has lipstick smeared over his mouth.

It was only when I saw it again, years later, that I got the joke and I realised just how fantastic this film really is.

Playing With Fire is my monster movie. The Grotesquery, made up of parts of so many other creatures, is my Frankenstein's monster.


Every Saturday night I'd stay up after my folks had gone to bed, and I'd watch the old black and white Universal horrors, all the stuff from RKO... I don't know why I loved horror movies from such a young age, don't know what it was about me that responded so well, but I ABSORBED these things.


The Faceless Ones, I always say, is my whodunnit- it's my mystery book. Batu, after all, is the man behind the scenes, pulling all the strings. But this is also the first time we see the Faceless Ones themselves, which were inspired by the Cthulu stories by HP Lovecraft. The wonderful Hellboy comic is inspired by Lovecraft also, as you can see in the trailer for the movie adaptation...


(Oh, and also? Hellboy 2? They KIND of stole something from Skulduggery. Check out the poster and see if anything seems... familiar...)


(Ahem. Moving on...)

Dark Days is my revenge flick. You can't beat a good revenge flick, you really can't, and I jammed so much into this book. We have Tanith torture, we have Moloch and his vampires, we have Scapegrace becoming a zombie, we have the first real mention of Darquesse (even though she'd been in my plans from the very start) and we have the chapter entitled "Mid-Afternoon of the Dead".

Now, I could show the trailer to Night of the Living Dead, or Dawn of the Dead, or Day of the Dead, or the first two Evil Dead movies... but instead I'll show the trailer to Army of Darkness, the third Evil Dead film by Sam Raimi, and one of my favourite movies of all time...


Mortal Coil is my Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. It's my The Thing. It's the book where the Remnants run wild, and you can't trust the people you know, because they may not be the people you know anymore... Behold the glory of the hairstyles of the 1970s, and one of the most terrifying films I'd ever seen...


The Thing is the second John Carpenter/Kurt Russell film on my list, and it's here because it deserves to be. A masterclass in tension. If you're old enough, watch it... and watch it ALONE.


And in the chapter "By The Sword", we get one of my many nods to wonderful movies such as The Princess Bride. This one is pretty blatant. See if you can spot it in the middle of this, one of the greatest sword fights ever put onto celluloid...


Death Bringer is my superhero story. Between this and KOTW, the whole secret identity thing really starts to become a major issue, and this is the first book where we have a fight between two people who are powerful enough to punch each other through buildings... just like in Superman 2...


And this is also the book where Val gets attacked by that guy in her house. For me, this is the book where I switched from "realistic martial arts" to "realistic fighting", both in my writing and my own training. Take a look at my darling Gina Carano in Haywire...


And now we arrive at Kingdom of the Wicked, my science fiction story, where we have unsuspecting teenagers suddenly gifted with amazing powers, and we watch as it corrupts them. For this, Akira was a huge influence.


And it was also an influence on Chronicle, the trailer we showed at the festival. I THOROUGHLY recommend this movie.


And because it was science fiction, I felt completely justified in slipping in a nod to a certain Doctor...


We ALSO have a werewolf scene, which I did my best to link to the transformation in An American Werewolf in London. I'm not going to show that clip here, because it contains some brief nudity, but if one or two of you were to search for it, you would find that changing into a werewolf is a lot more painful than it appears in Twilight...

And SPEAKING of Twilight, how could I forget the debt I owe it for certain aspects of Death Bringer? So here we are, the trailer. Oh, be warned- one case of swearing at the very beginning.


And to top it all off, a massive influence on my writing...



And now I'm going to watch Ronda Rousey defend her UFC title against Liz Carmouche, in the FIRST women's event the UFC has ever held. In Ronda's own words, it is on like Donkey Kong...


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Star Inkbright said...

HI MARANESS! *hugs*

Well done, btw. :)

Anonymous said...

Oh, yeah. It is tomorrow already.

And hi/bye Mara! Glad you're happy! :-)

Star Inkbright said...

@Fabi: *grins*:)
And fours to you! :(

Robin Snowscar said...

Hello Maralie

Bai Fabi

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HI STARARAR FABIGAIL AND ROBINNNN! *hugs*

BYE FABIGAIL! :( *hugs*

THANK YOU STARRRRR :)

Star Inkbright said...

YOU'RE WELCOME, MARARARARA. :)

Willow Von Stratton said...

Man I;m so lame, I go on my class website and the sheet isn't due until March 11th..lol and here I'm stressing over it being due on Monday

Maralie Lily Charm said...

If my mum says yes, I can do covers of songs on YouTube! :) AND I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO KISS YOU O.O ALLLLLLLWAYSSSS.

Or OWOA. *nods*

*ponders* I could do LM songs too...

Robin Snowscar said...

I have got an exam tomorrow O.O

Willow Von Stratton said...

Better ace it Robin..or else! lol jk

Robin Snowscar said...

LOL it's a retake, I already got an A. Teacher's pushing for A*... Not cool

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HEY WILLOW! :)

GOOD LUCK ROBIN! This week we didn't do anything in school so tomorrow will be the same I'm guessing... 'specially after the spelling bee :)

Wbd, singing and dancing around my room to random songs C:

Star Inkbright said...

When it's our GCSEs, we won't get retakes. One lot of exams at the end of year eleven, that's itness.

HI WILLOW!

Not as lame as me. -_- I'm so disorganised, it's untrue.

Msd, btw.

Robin Snowscar said...

Thanks guys but I'm gonna flunk it.

Star Inkbright said...

I FORGOT to yay Mara? *shock*

YAY, Mara! I'll listen to you! :)

Willow Von Stratton said...

Hey Mara and Star..and ya that is lame Robin

Robin Snowscar said...

She's an imbecile. I care not.

Star Inkbright said...

And Star must depart. Bb in under two hours. Fours!

Willow Von Stratton said...

bye star..and most teachers are imbeciles

Melica Frost said...

hey guys! I return!
and robbbinnnnn....
I had 3 exams today, a modern studies, a physics and an R.E but by the time I got to R.E I was past caring tbh...
ALSO! I think I may possibly, maybe, probably have failed my french but Oh well!
and my maths went well...I hope...and all the information in my head hurts...like seriously hurts...it bad guys, it bad... :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Yay Star! *grins*

TELL ME ANYTHING
BUT DON'T YOU SAY
HE'S WHAT YOU'RE MISSING BABY!
IF HE'S THE REASON
THAT YOU'RE LEAVING ME TONIGHT
SPARE ME WHAT YOU THINK AND
TELL ME A LIE! :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

BYE STAR! :( *hugs*

HI MEL! *hugs* :)

Msd.

Willow Von Stratton said...

woot!!! band shirt finally came in the mail!! :D

Robin Snowscar said...

I need to go *sigh* Bye

Maralie Lily Charm said...

BYE ROBIN! :( *hugs*

Willow Von Stratton said...

bye Robin!

Melica Frost said...

bye robin :(

Luciana said...

I'M SO TIRED ;-;

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

66 8 6 11

55 7 6 22!

Anonymous said...

Hiya to you, too.

Anonymous said...

I'm very distant, lunch. wouldn't be here if you hadn't said that in code.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

You okay Ember?

Anonymous said...

Hi Mara.

(Ember is talking in code)

Melica Frost said...

Im back!
hey guess what? today is the last day to apply to be a volunteer at Glasgow 2014! Im too young to do it though...but I love living in Glasgow either way...its WAY better than Edinburgh...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hey Fabi :)

(Ah. That explains it.)

Anonymous said...

Hi Mel.

I'll take your word for it, having lived in neither.

Luciana said...

Crap, sorry for disappearing XD

I was showing my sister my prom dress c:
THEN WE WERE DISCUSSING HOW I'D HAVE MY HAIR, MAKEUP, NAILS, WHAT SHOES I'LL WEAR, AND OH MY FINNICKING GOLDEN GODS

I'm also excited about next year

BECAUSE MASQUERADE BALL C:

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I want a sister... *pouts*

ARGH I'MSOSTUPID >.< *whacks head off wall*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm happy you're happy though Luci! :) *hugs*

Wbd, covering OWOA/TK :)

Anonymous said...

Hi Lucy. Sounds exciting!

You're not stupid, Mara.

Msd.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Oh, but I am, Fabigail.

Anonymous said...

In general, you're not stupid.

Everyone makes stupid mistakes once in a while, though.

I really don't want to argue right now.

Luciana said...

DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU THE INTELLIGENCE SPEECH

Because I will.

*is looking for something purple in her wardrobe*

Melica Frost said...

we all have our 'blonde moments' XD
but yeah I was playing in a golf competition and I hit this really good shot but then I looked down and said "wheres my tee?" and then I realised it was where I left it - in the ground.
So my friend started shouting "I swore that you died your hair"
and we laughed and laughed...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

UGH

I JUST MESSED UP IN MY BEST RECORDING OF SOMEONE LIKE YOU :/

MY VOICE CRACKED. UGH.

AND I MESSED UP SUCH AN EASY WORD IN THE SPELLING BEE. UGH UGH UGH. *facewall*

i really need to stop recording myself... IT ALWAYS ENDS IN FAILURE. ALWAYS.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I got asked 'Direction' in the spelling bee and was like "SERIOUSLY?! SERIOUSLY?!?"C:

Anonymous said...

Maybe you can keep the beginning of the recording and just start again from the pause before your voice cracked?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I tried that... BUT OF COURSE TODAY IS THE DAY IT DECIDES TO BE STUPID. -.- Thanks though Fabigail :)

Anonymous said...

The funny thing. My hair is considered blonde when I mess up. Otherwise, it's light brown. Though it's been less and less blonde as I've gotten older...

Anonymous said...

Recording program thingies are always stupid. Don't let them get you down!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

My hair is really dark brown, but my friends - knowing how stupid I am - say I skipped blonde and went straight onto brown-with-blonde-and-ginger-highlights :P

Maralie Lily Charm said...

BUT IT'S NOT THE RECORDING THINGY. It's me... :P

Anonymous said...

Stereotypes are stupid.

Tabitha's blonde and she's doing calculus at 15.

Anonymous said...

[Sighs] I think we already established this, Mara. You. Are. Not. Stupid.

Stereotypes are stupid. Recording programs are stupid. Sparkly vampires are stupid. No offense to anyone. You, however, are not stupid.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*claps for Tabitha* :) TELL HER WELL DONEEEEEE
My friends are blonde and one of them got the highest score in the class in our last test - 98%. The other one came 4th with 93% *nods*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

If you knew the real me, Fabi... You wouldn't be saying that. *pokes* You'd be agreeing.

I'm pretty stupid. And annoying. Oh, hell yeah. I poke people and hug them and annoy the crap out of them. :P

Anonymous said...

Okay, I'll tell her.

Congratulations to your friends!

Melica Frost said...

Oh dont worry Fabi, although im a vampire I do agree with you - the sparkly ones are always...how to put this...different lets say :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*waves hand* Oh, that was ages ago. :) But yeah, they were pretty happy with the results :)

Anonymous said...

If you met the 'real me'... Well, no offense, but I hope you don't.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

FABI YOU'RE AMAZAYN SHUSH. *shoves cupcake in Fabi's mouth*

Melica Frost said...

the real me is 120% sarcastic and I suppose Im funny but its not really intentional...It just happens y'know? and I dont hug people unless I really like them so even though its through the tinternet... *hugs everyone*
XD

Anonymous said...

Oh, right. I'd almost forgotten. Okay, I had forgotten.

Anonymous said...

And Mara, so are you.

Logic can turn inside out.

I'm ridiculously distant, so I am probably responding to three or five comments ago.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HARRY STYLES IS 120% HAIR.

Sorry, blame Doof Daily! XD

BUT YOU'RE BOTH AWESOME. I'M NOT. MY FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS PUSHING ME AWAY. I never get through a day without "Jane, stop," being said. So.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and thanks for the cupcake. [Attempts to eat delicately, but ends up with a frosting mustache]

Anonymous said...

[hugs Mara and Mel and any other Bloglandians who may have showed up while I was typing this]

I'm considerably nicer around nice people like you guys.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I MADE CUPCAKES JUST A FEW SECONDS AGO. But we didn't have icing...

Frosting and icing are the same thing... No?

Melica Frost said...

OMG MARA DID YOU SEE HARRY STYLES BEING HIT WITH A SHOE IN MY HOMETOWN/CITY OF GLASGOW 2 NIGHTS AGO? t'was unexpectd XD

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Oh, believe me, Internet Mara is WAAAAY different to Real Mara. -_-" Real Mara pushes away everyone who cares about her. Internet Mara is meh about it. :/

Anonymous said...

I think so. There might be a small difference in the texture, not sure, but they are both what goes on top of the cupcake, under the sprinkles.

And if ther was no icing/frosting on the cupcakes, how did I manage to get an icing mustache? [

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hell yeah did I see it! :P POOR HAZZABEAR. LIAM WAS LIKE "Harry are you okay?" AND LOUIS WAS LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF. AND HARRY WAS ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR. UGH. MY SNOWFLAKE.«3

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Maybe... Uhm... I MAGICISHYCALLY PUT ICING/FROSTING ON TOP OF THE BUNS WHEN I GAVE IT TO YOUR FACE. *nods*

Melica Frost said...

ahh it was funny :) My friends were at the concert and their question was read out? and yeah they sent me the video I was...I have to say laughing XD just because he picked up the first one and was like whaaa? but then BOOM! yeah but they did another concert her last night and my other friends went to that and apparently there was signs up saying please refrain from throwing objects on the stage/at the band :D ahhh only in Scotland...

Melica Frost said...

*here

Maralie Lily Charm said...

DID I TELL YOU I MIGHT BE GOING TO SEE MY BOYS?! ASDFGHJKL I'M SO EXCITEDDDDD IF MY FRIEND GETS TICKETS FOR HER BIRTHDAY I CAN GOOOOOOO :')

But they're sold out... :P

Maralie Lily Charm said...

My dad in Dublin on the Luas(big tram thingy):

Dad - *sits down*

Guy - *comes over* Hey, you readin' that newspaper you're sittin' on?

Only in Dublin.

Anonymous said...

That must be it, Mara. Or perhaps Henry was eating a cake right above my head and a chunk of icing fell off and it was the same kind as the cupcake so I didn't notice.

Melica Frost said...

awesome! I was offered a ticket but I was like nooo..... Im ok...

Melica Frost said...

mara you might think your dumb or whatever at times but think of this...in the SP movie they need an irish girl or someone who can pull off an amazing irish accent....so your already one up and you have dark hair :) just saying XD

Jophiel said...

Derek... Gimmie the title or I will kill your funny dogs that keep peeing on your floor kitchen because they think it's funny...

Melica Frost said...

death! hey!
wow I just had one of those experiences where your just sitting and all of a sudden you start to feel of balance and like your gonna fall...

Jophiel said...

Who was the smart person who said I had to get to school early?

Jophiel said...

Hi Frosty!

I had one of them two minutes ago

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Hi Death.

Jophiel said...

FABI!

Anonymous said...

DEATH! How are you?

Jophiel said...

Me? I have red pen on my arm! It says, "Keep Fighting"

U?

Anonymous said...

I'm ok... I had three hours of dance class last night!

Anonymous said...

I'm recording myself playing the flute for music, so may be distant.

Luciana said...

THUMBELINA IS SO ADORABLE c:

Star Inkbright said...

Hey, we were in Morrisons, and my mum was looking at these second hand CDs coz they were £2 each, and she was holding a Genesis one, so I pulled it off her and looked at the songs on the back because Disturbed did a cover of the Genesis song Land of Confusion. LoC wasn't on the CD, btw.
Then my mum said I could put it in the basket if I wanted, and I shrugged and handed it back to her and said I'd just been looking to see if Land of Confusion was on there, then she said all surprised-like "You know Land of Confusion?" and I said a band had dobe a cover of it so then I'd looked up the original. She told me she used to have the Land of Confusion CD, and then she really wanted to find it so after we'd got the shopping we hunted right through our boot for it. The boot is btw a TIP. We found a Capri-Sun that had the Best Before date of August 2011, for example. Then we couldn't find it in the boot so we hunted right through the car. Then it wasn't there so my mum said she'd buy a new CD (yeah, this is who I get my sudden, few-minutes/hours long obsessions with pointless things (like playing Ludo with myself) from . . . )
Then I hinted she could also buy the CD of the album of the band who'd done the cover, and she asked if I knew who that was, and I said "Disturbed. On the album Ten Thousand Fists," trying not to sound like I knew this absolutely off by heart.
And then she asked as we were aporoaching home who the band was again (I replied "Disturbed, D-I-S-T-U-R-B-E-D,"), so we may be obtaining a Disturbed CD soon. Yayness!

Oh, and a Genesis one, but I don't care about that. XD

Though judging by LoC they're pretty cool. The cover of LoC wasn't better by THAT MUCH, let me put it in those terms . . .

Anyway, HI! Msd.

Anonymous said...

I've heard of Thumbelina. I'm surprised.

Anonymous said...

Hi Star, Lucy.

Luciana said...

The LoC cover is better than the original, imo.

I HAVE ALL THE DISTURBED ALBUMS, I BELIEVE

And I have all the ANTHRAX ALBUMS ON CD AND VINYL C:
/ilovemydadandhisloveforanthraxsomuchitsgreat

Star Inkbright said...

*embarks on massive Disturbed rant you don't have to read*

TTF isn't my favourite Disturbed album though. I don't have a favourite, but TTF isn't it. :P

Believe is my least favourite album. *nods*

I think either Asylum or The Sickness is my favourite, though it might be Indestructible . . . Then Ten Thousand Fists and The Lost Children are pretty much tying. TLC is awesome in some ways, but I don't know it so well so it doesn't get judged right . . . And TTF is awesome awesome awesome, but isn't quite as awesome as Indestructible, Asylum and The Sickness, I don't think. And Believe isn't even deemed very awesome. It has awesomeness in it, of course, but the nonawesomeness drags it down. :(

I reserve the right to change my mind about the above.

Anonymous said...

Gtg, bye!

Star Inkbright said...

The cover is better. But not by miles.

I ADORE the cover . . .

I have no Disturbed albums. That would require ASKING for things. I never really ask for anything; I like have a phobia of it. I've been telling myself for months that I need to ask for Asylum and that it was a test of courage, but my plan may have failed now. :P

HI FABI!

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS FABI!

My phobia isn't just about asking for things or even really about asking for things. I don't even know what it is. :/

Never mind.

Melica Frost said...

Im bad at staying here...so Im back! awfully sorry for poofing :D

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

...Derek hasn't blogged.

Luciana said...

Star, it's probably rejection.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Oh, yeah.
Good morning everyone!!

Luciana said...

CAINNNNNNNNNN! *tacklehugs*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

L!!!!!!!!! *is tacklehugged*
HULLO!!

Melica Frost said...

hey Cain! he should post tommorow (irish time) at 9 pm with the new title to book 8!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

...*remembers damn time differences*

OHHHH.
Tomorrow.
*facepalm*

Melica Frost said...

ha dont worry I thought it was today aswell :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Camp has messed up my days. XD

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Well, hey Mel!! *tacklehugs*

Melica Frost said...

hey!!! *tacklehugs back* XD

Melica Frost said...

see today in school the careers advisor played a game with me she said just respond with the first thing that pops into your head.
she said:apple
I said: tree
she said: school
I said: learning
then she said Im going to see how much you watch tv and read and stuff...
she said:wilderness
I said: hunger games
she said:camp
so I said:half-blood
XD I laughed so much but she thought I was crazy O.O

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*laughs*
Sounds like fun, Mel!! XD

Melica Frost said...

yeah it was so ironic XD
I told her to look it up :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Wbd, getting ready for schooooool.

Melica Frost said...

okkk :) I need to go anyway! sleep awaits me :) so goodnight and have a good day at school while I sleep!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

BYE MEL!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Alright, I've gotta go to school now.

BYE!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

hello...?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I doubt anyone's there..

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

WHY HAS IT BEEN SO QUIET LATELY!?

Willow Von Stratton said...

I'm here jubi!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

YAY!!!!
WILLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.

Willow Von Stratton said...

Hi! at least someone is on, I was gonna post something but then I'd feel awkward

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

haha xD
Yeah


*Clementine swoops in*
CLEMY!!!! *hugs*

Clemy: NEIGH!!!!

Willow Von Stratton said...

who's Clemy?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

She's my Flying Dolvampony
She can ALSO turn into a beaver... but i couldn't think of a way to fit that in without making it sound strange
so she's really my Flying Dolvampony Beaver.



It's a long story that involves a stampede of blogland and... other stuff
It's all a blur

Willow Von Stratton said...

I want a flying Dolvampony Beaver! *sigh* I can never get the awesome pets hehe

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Seph got another weird pony thing...
She named it Ferdinand.

HE'S THE MOST ANNOYING PONY THING EVER!!!!

(don't tell her I said that -_- )

Maybe you can go on a magical treasure hunt to find one! :D

Or you could just shout "STAMPEDE!!" and a bunch of ponies will run in and you can try to capture one though you may get trampled to death in the process...




Willow Von Stratton said...

why's he such an annoying pony? hmmmm...the stampede is dangerous which I like...but I like looking for things too, so I shall go out and look for one!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OOH CAN I COME??? :D


and he's annoying because he tried to kill Clemy and he can't die and...

There's probably more...

Like I said, It's all a blur..
:-/


^^

Willow Von Stratton said...

Yes you can come!! I would search a forest since many things hide in their, perhaps we can find one to kill the annoying one!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Seph would probably kill me if killed Ferdy...

He never really comes to blogland though, so I'll just deal with him later. I've been teaching Clemy some new tricks... so I'M PREPARED!!!

Hmm... Are there forests around here..? I don't know the geography all that well....
I know that there's the lake, and the Volcano and Sparky's tree house...

OK! let's MAKE a forest!

*pauses*

HEY LOOK!!! A FOREST!!
*runs up to the edge*

Willow Von Stratton said...

*runs right inside* hurry up! lol

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Hops on Clemy*

*sings*
WE'RE GOIN' ON A TREASURE HUNT!
WE'RE GOIN' ON A TREASURE HUNT!

Willow Von Stratton said...

*sings along* now, lt me know if you see anything

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OK....

*looks around*

HEY LOOK!!


A TREE

Willow Von Stratton said...

omg, lol. mm see if you can spot a unicorn!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Hmmm...
OK

*looks around more*


all that's here is trees...


*looks around more*
HEY I thought that unicorns didn't exist!

is this a TRICK?

Willow Von Stratton said...

well this forest is made from imaginaton so yes they do in this forest

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

aaahhhh
riigghhtttt




OHMYGOD

IT'S A FLOATING DOLPHIN!!!!!
*points to the sky*

Willow Von Stratton said...

omg omg, then it has to be mine! hmmm...I wonder how you catch it, or lure it

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

CLEMY!!! *points to the dolphin*
GO!
*flies up towards the dolphin*
*dolphin Flies away*





... Whoops -_-

Willow Von Stratton said...

:O nooo!!!!! we gotta go catch the flying dolphin! unless we come across a unicorn first *goes after it*

Willow Von Stratton said...

ok *gets on Clemy* hopefully the dolphin isn't to fast

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Flies off in the direction of the dolphin*

Can you see it anywhere?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

msd...

Willow Von Stratton said...

yes 3 o clock!

and ok

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*flies to the right*

we're gonna get a dolphin!!!!

Willow Von Stratton said...

how do we catch it though?!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

oh right...


do you have the ability to create a magical water bubble?

Willow Von Stratton said...

*nods* yes I believe I can, think we're close enough?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

maybe...
give it a shot!

Willow Von Stratton said...

hmmmm...*concentrates and starts to successfully make water bubble*..I think I got it!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*eyes widen*
LETS GO SEE!

Willow Von Stratton said...

yes let's! haha take off!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*flies towards the big bubble*

YOU GOT IT!

Willow Von Stratton said...

woot! I got it!!! I'm now officially the owner of a flying dolphin!! *gets so excited I fall off Clemy* crap..

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

WILLOW!
*steers clemy down to try and catch willow*

Willow Von Stratton said...

thanks to you both hehe..well good job to everyone on this trip, couldn't have done it without Jubi or Clemy! now I need to name it hmmm...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

is it a boy or a girl?

Willow Von Stratton said...

it's...a boy!...man I'm not good at boy names, girls are so much easier

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Heh... yeah

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

hmmm


Alfred?
Alonzo?
Freddy?

Willow Von Stratton said...

hmmmm..how bout Eon? pronounced like the letter E and the word on

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Bobo?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Oh! Sure!

Willow Von Stratton said...

hahahaah bobo it's cute and funny, but idk, I just like Eon, I feel it with that name..is it too cheesy or is it fine?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*shrugs*
I don't have a problem with it... but it's YOUR flying dolphin!

Willow Von Stratton said...

oh I know, just wanted to get another persons opinion..then Eon it is....*gets on Eon and flys away* haha but really i have to go now Jubi, so thanks for helpin' with Eon ;P goodbye for now! *waves*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

BYE!!!!
you're welcoom :)

HAVE FUN WITH EON!

Anonymous said...

Hi! This is my second day in a row with three hours of dance! It feels so good...

Star Inkbright said...

HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE NOT KNOW BLOGLAND HAS A FOREST???? :P IT'S BEEN THERE AGES AND IS WHERE THE ELVES OF UTTER DOOM LIVE! :)

Hi. And fours. School beckons. :( See, look, it's turning the beck on. XD

SEE YOU ALL IN EIGHT HOURS!!!

Jophiel said...

*Sings Bob the Builder songs*
Bob the Builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder
Yes we can!


I havent seen that show in forever!!!!!!

Jophiel said...

Elves of Utter Doom?
*Is intrigued*

I need food... I has to have dinner... Be back soon-ish... Then I will have funny ice cream... Then I will paint my nails... I will get your opinion on what colour when the time comes.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Wow.
Blogland's been quiet...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Hello everybody! Crack this!

upi lmpe ejsy, o esmy ,ptr jp,reptl

I'm so weird...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

EMBER!! *tacklehugs*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

NEW CODE

snh ks blogland zx.dd;

I couldn't code blogland because of the b, so that's a hint for you.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

VSOM!!!!

(ysvl;rjihd)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

...*gives up trying to crack the code*
XD I'm lazy.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Where did you go?!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Oh, you're there.

Look at your keyboard.

I'll give you a hint: a is s, s is d, d is f, f is g, and so on.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

OOPS other way round

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

OHHH.
*tries to decipher code now* :D

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

That's very clever, Ember!!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

And the other one is

A becomes Z, S becomes X, D becomes C, F becomes V.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Oh no, did you poof?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Oh no, did you poof?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

By the way, look at my previous comments, they explain how to crack the other one.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Ded time...

I ded to this kid in my class called David. He can't see very well because of this medical condition, so when playing dodgeball we put him in the corner and didn't let anybody hit him. Somebody, however, took great delight in hitting him really hard in the face.

But he kept getting back up.

And he kept throwing balls.

And he kept at it, and he helped his teammates, and eventually he managed to get everyone on the other side out and he won us the game.

So this is to him.

It's also to my friend for learning how to stand up for herself, my other friend for learning how to stand up for HIMself, and this guy who stood up for me even when I was being stupid.

Mycroft Holmes and his umbrella, Cain for being on more often, Lu for being supercool and supersmart, and Fabi. Glad you're in a better mood!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

SORRY!!
YouTube is distracting...

Aaaand now I must be off for dinner. I'll be back!!
*poofs*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

BACK!!

Jophiel said...

Whoops! Sorry! I poofed! And now I'm gone... Sorry!!

Great ded Ember!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Awesome ded, Ember!!

HI/BYE DEATH!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Golden God help me.
My sisters are in their crazy mood.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Aussies! And yeah Zaffy is home she isnt in school cuz she feels like crap

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HIYA ZAAAAF!! *tacklehugs*
Wbd...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*tackles*


Hello Aussie xD

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