Saturday, February 23, 2013

Imagine

Ah, Minions... you weirdos...

The event at the Imagine Festival in London went very well, as I thought it would. It was the second time I was on stage talking about the movies that had influenced the books— the first time was last year, at the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dublin.

The place was packed out and the response was fantastic. Afterwards I signed for about three hours, seeing a lot of familiar (worryingly familiar) faces in the queue... It was all so much fun, and I want to thank everyone who turned up.

For those of you who couldn't make it, here are the trailers we showed... and here are the trailers— because of age restrictions— we COULDN'T show...


Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

The whole Indiana Jones series has been a huge inspiration to me (except perhaps the fourth film.. ahem...) in terms of sheer fun and adventure and character. Jones is a perfect hero because, bizarrely, he rarely succeeds... Look at the first film, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and count how many times he messes up. He loses the idol, he loses Marian, he loses the Ark, he loses Marian (again), his bluff is called, he's captured... The guy never wins. But he NEVER gives up. And that's what makes him a hero.

I said none of this to Steven Spielberg when I met him, of course. I just started grinning.

But for the first book, this is exactly the kind of vibe I was going for. Fun, fantastic, and faintly frightening.

Another film that influenced the first book, and the series as a whole, is this one...


Big Trouble in Little China was a film that confused the hell out of me when I first saw it as a kid. I saw Kurt Russell and thought, okay, here we have the big strong American hero who has all the tough guy lines... and then he proceeds to bumble his way through the entire film. This is a guy who fights the bad guys at the end, totally unaware that he has lipstick smeared over his mouth.

It was only when I saw it again, years later, that I got the joke and I realised just how fantastic this film really is.

Playing With Fire is my monster movie. The Grotesquery, made up of parts of so many other creatures, is my Frankenstein's monster.


Every Saturday night I'd stay up after my folks had gone to bed, and I'd watch the old black and white Universal horrors, all the stuff from RKO... I don't know why I loved horror movies from such a young age, don't know what it was about me that responded so well, but I ABSORBED these things.


The Faceless Ones, I always say, is my whodunnit- it's my mystery book. Batu, after all, is the man behind the scenes, pulling all the strings. But this is also the first time we see the Faceless Ones themselves, which were inspired by the Cthulu stories by HP Lovecraft. The wonderful Hellboy comic is inspired by Lovecraft also, as you can see in the trailer for the movie adaptation...


(Oh, and also? Hellboy 2? They KIND of stole something from Skulduggery. Check out the poster and see if anything seems... familiar...)


(Ahem. Moving on...)

Dark Days is my revenge flick. You can't beat a good revenge flick, you really can't, and I jammed so much into this book. We have Tanith torture, we have Moloch and his vampires, we have Scapegrace becoming a zombie, we have the first real mention of Darquesse (even though she'd been in my plans from the very start) and we have the chapter entitled "Mid-Afternoon of the Dead".

Now, I could show the trailer to Night of the Living Dead, or Dawn of the Dead, or Day of the Dead, or the first two Evil Dead movies... but instead I'll show the trailer to Army of Darkness, the third Evil Dead film by Sam Raimi, and one of my favourite movies of all time...


Mortal Coil is my Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. It's my The Thing. It's the book where the Remnants run wild, and you can't trust the people you know, because they may not be the people you know anymore... Behold the glory of the hairstyles of the 1970s, and one of the most terrifying films I'd ever seen...


The Thing is the second John Carpenter/Kurt Russell film on my list, and it's here because it deserves to be. A masterclass in tension. If you're old enough, watch it... and watch it ALONE.


And in the chapter "By The Sword", we get one of my many nods to wonderful movies such as The Princess Bride. This one is pretty blatant. See if you can spot it in the middle of this, one of the greatest sword fights ever put onto celluloid...


Death Bringer is my superhero story. Between this and KOTW, the whole secret identity thing really starts to become a major issue, and this is the first book where we have a fight between two people who are powerful enough to punch each other through buildings... just like in Superman 2...


And this is also the book where Val gets attacked by that guy in her house. For me, this is the book where I switched from "realistic martial arts" to "realistic fighting", both in my writing and my own training. Take a look at my darling Gina Carano in Haywire...


And now we arrive at Kingdom of the Wicked, my science fiction story, where we have unsuspecting teenagers suddenly gifted with amazing powers, and we watch as it corrupts them. For this, Akira was a huge influence.


And it was also an influence on Chronicle, the trailer we showed at the festival. I THOROUGHLY recommend this movie.


And because it was science fiction, I felt completely justified in slipping in a nod to a certain Doctor...


We ALSO have a werewolf scene, which I did my best to link to the transformation in An American Werewolf in London. I'm not going to show that clip here, because it contains some brief nudity, but if one or two of you were to search for it, you would find that changing into a werewolf is a lot more painful than it appears in Twilight...

And SPEAKING of Twilight, how could I forget the debt I owe it for certain aspects of Death Bringer? So here we are, the trailer. Oh, be warned- one case of swearing at the very beginning.


And to top it all off, a massive influence on my writing...



And now I'm going to watch Ronda Rousey defend her UFC title against Liz Carmouche, in the FIRST women's event the UFC has ever held. In Ronda's own words, it is on like Donkey Kong...


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Noelle said...

Yeah... Me too. *hugs*

Jophiel said...

(Sorry! I had to fight my dog!! She won...))

*Flicks hair away from face and walks away from the lake* Without you I'll be... Yeah, I can live without you but
Without you I'll be miserable at best...

Emerald Melody said...

He didn't...
Did he...??

*Drew thinks on how to word his sentence, if he is thinking what happened*

Noelle said...

*scoffs darkly* Of course not. I'm not a plank for god's sakes. I know how to fight, believe it or not. I can fight better than most people

Emerald Melody said...

Adra, come on.
You know that I'm not doubting you but I know Deacon.

He almost did the same to Ellie remember??

Noelle said...

Yeah. Of course I remember. *rolls her eyes* Nothing happened, Drew. Chill out, yo

Jophiel said...

(I love Deacon as a character... He's so... Well created! And Drew!))

Sparky Braginski said...

*walks in, shaking slightly*

Guys whatever it is you're doing right now I really need some support.

I came second, yeah?

As soon as we got in the car my mum started yelling about something my coach said. Like, screaming. She didn't spare thirty seconds to congratulate me, or say she was proud of me. She shouted the entire car ride home and when I told her to stop and just be happy for me she got angrier. She yelled at me for being selfish because I didn't want to talk about her problems.

I just wanted to feel good about myself for a little while, I really did.

I'm sitting in the corner of my bathroom right now, crying. She threw my medal at me just now and I'm scared and it's late and I don't know what to do and I need your help.

Emerald Melody said...

Fine, I won't be concerned.

I'm glad you're okay though.

(Aww cheers Death!)

Sparky Braginski said...

Please help...

Noelle said...

Oh Sparky... *hugs tightly* Sweets, I'm sure you did wonderfully. Hell, I know you did. If you don't feel safe with her, then I suggest hiding in there or in your bedroom with something that can be used as a weapon... I don't know what's up with your mom, but...
Ah dear, you aren't hurt are you?

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm fine, other than a broken spirit and an intense fear of leaving the room...

Noelle said...

Okay, you said you're in a bathroom, right? Lock the doors, pretend you're taking a shower or something... If you think she'll hurt you, find something that can be used to fight back. And, well, I'd be ready to call someone if I were you

Sparky Braginski said...

There's no lock...

And everything in the house that could be used as a weapon is in my room...

And my phone's running out of battery...

Noelle said...

Don't freak out, okay? How far are you from your bedroom?

Sparky Braginski said...

A hallway away. But my house is tiny. The chances of running into her are large...

I'm not ready to move yet, either...

Noelle said...

Right. Then turn on the water or something and take deep breaths, calm yourself, get rid is the nerves that are shaky. You'll be fine.

Sparky Braginski said...

*nods and swallows*

Thank you...

Emerald Melody said...

Awww Sparky, come here sweets *hugs Sparky close*

Sometimes parents are so stressed out with other things that they don't realise that they take things out on people who don't deserve it.

I should know, I am a parent!

But don't think that your selfish. Or anything else sweetie cause you are not.

Your fantastic, you're always there for people. You know how to be there and calm situations. Just take a few deep breaths and head to bed sweets, and hopefully when everything has calmed down then maybe you can talk to her again.

Sparky Braginski said...

Thank you, Em.

Noelle said...

Hey. Don't do anything stupid. You get there when you can, lock your door, hell even barricade it. Do what makes you feel safe, even if it feels silly. Talk to Zath or someone down these in your timezone to keep on update.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm talking to Lauren...

Miles isn't really any good at this sort of thing, and he knows it.

Noelle said...

Ah, *nods* Okay. I might have to disappear in about forty minutes and I'll be distant a lot throughout the day so... I don't know how much of a help I'll be... But yeah- keep talking to them

Ebony Law said...

Sparky, the last person you should be scared of is your mum.

To be honest, if I were in your position, I would look for her, and ask her if she was okay, and hug her. Your mum wouldn't hurt you. She threw your medal, but that was an impulsive action. Behave as if you were in the wrong, even if you weren't. That's what I do, anyway.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hey..

I'm sick :( and my teacher gave out to me and told me I wasn't and I cried because I really am sick and I was just not up for his crap and then my mam came in at that exact moment with my locker key because I had forgotten it and she saw the teacher yelling at me and me crying and she started telling the teacher /exactly/ where he should shove his business and he started saying I was pretending I was sick and she said no she isn't she's crying her eyes out and he said he didn't believe me and she said, and I quote, "Oh, there goes all the fucks I give," with loads of hand gestures and his face and omg I love my mam so much XD

#ChaseForBook9

Sparky Braginski said...

Dylan, you don't know her...
She has hit me before. And thrown things at me.

I just mostly ignore it because I don't have anyone else.

But she's never thrown anything as potentially deadly as a medal before.

Sparky Braginski said...

*reads Mara's comment*

...

Huh.

Noelle said...

...that's kick ass, Mara.

And- I don't know if that would be ideal, Connor. But Sparks, if you mom is anything like Connor's then that could be an option. However I get the feeling that it's a little different, so I'll leave it with that

Emerald Melody said...

You are not in the wrong Sparks. Your mum is.

But as I said, there is things that parents go through internally that no one else really can control and it's about making yourself aware of when she's at a low point and keeping yourself away from being a target.

But if you are in the same room as her when she is at a low point. Switch roles. You take on the calm head of the parent and try to calm the situation and find a resolution.

But please, just try and get some sleep hun and maybe you can start again tomorrow when everything has calmed down.

Ebony Law said...

Oh... well, your best option is... keep talking to us. :)

Wbd

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Oh, Sparky *hugs*

You're not selfish at all. You're amazing.
Maybe you could barricade the door, like what Adra said? Grab anything you can as a potential weapon. Even a bottle of shampoo can hurt it you throw it hard enough.

*hugs*

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*if

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

OMFGG SPARKY ARE YOU OK!??? *huggles* I read your comment. are you ok? ARE YOU OK?!!!

and congratulations on your medal thing:) Im so proud!!!

ARE YOU OK!!! *hugs*

Sparky Braginski said...

I have two wooden swords in my room though...

Well... A Keyblade and a sword my dad made when he was still alive, but they're both swords nonetheless.

Thank you for helping, guys.

Sorry you had to see me like that...

Ebony Law said...

Uh, serious question here, maybe a little intrusive... Is she on her period? Because anyone who is female on here should know that periods cause a lot of stress. (It's weird I know that)

Noelle said...

But if you move, you won't have time to dawdle. Quickly and efficiently. If you move, you use that fear. Bring something with you to your room. A towel, or toothbrush, anything.

Noelle said...

Um... It's not really a mystery, Connor. Women do her rather moody..

Sparky, you're fine, breathe.

Ebony Law said...
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Sparky Braginski said...

I'm on my period.

I don't really ask about her cycle. Why should I?

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

ive got to go, once Sparky awnsers. I need to know if your ok Sparky!!!!
So hi everyone/ bye everyone.

Ill just ghost untill sparky awnswers. ILY ALL!!!

*hugs*

Sparky Braginski said...

Connor please shut up.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm okay. I think.

Noelle said...

Good, Sparky...

Emerald Melody said...

How am I doing that Connor?

I'm speaking as a mother as well as Sparky's friend.

I know what it's like to have the unjust shouting and accusing and disappointment all the time. I still get at 23 with a book about to get published!

But I know the pressures of what being a parent can be and how things can become stressful in the drop of a pin.

Sparky, you need to look after you and then you can approach your mum in the morning. Just give yourself and herself a chance to calm down and process the situation. It's the only resolution you have now sweets.

Ebony Law said...

-shuts up-

It may help to know her cycle, actually. If you do, you know when it's best to be a little nicer.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

God why is it i see arguing

Noelle said...

((Brb))

Sparky Braginski said...

Connor for fucks sake that's not how it works

...

Oh shit

Be right back

Ebony Law said...

Lol, well, I am male.

Jophiel said...

Sparky, I'm so sorry... I wish I could say something as amazing as Em, but really, I can't. I've never been good with words so all my advice is: Listen to them. They know well. *Hugs Sparky tightly* I love you, don't forget it!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Oh God.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh god Sparks

Jophiel said...

*Has a sudden urge to plait Connor's hair* Hmmm... *Hides the hair ties around her wrists and skips towards Connor, grinning*

Sparky Braginski said...

Sorry that was just me freaking out

Nothing happened

Ebony Law said...

Why is everyone saying "Oh___"?

Jophiel said...

(I'm not ignoring you, Sparky, I promise. In scared shitless and don't know how to react... Please, be safe.))

Ebony Law said...

-looks at Rose-

You touch my hair and we're breaking up...

Noelle said...

*nods* Okay.. *hugs*

Jophiel said...

*Shrugs and plaits her own hair* You're no fun! *Laughs and punches him lightly on the shoulder* You have to sleep some time!

Noelle said...

:O Oh snap Rolex

Ebony Law said...

Lol. I've got 48
Cokes waiting for me. No sleep tonight. :)

Jophiel said...

*Whispers in Adra's ear* I'll attack him when he sleeps... It shall be grand!

Jophiel said...

*Laughs* You can't stay up forever!! Also, I'm vanishing around 10.30... Dad and his turning off of the wifi... *Pouts*

Sparky Braginski said...

Sorry for derailing the rp...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Wbd uhm....i really ought to be awake but im not

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Sparky tightly* No, you're first priority! Always!

Jophiel said...

*Looks at something on her phone and growls, tossing it away* Someobe remind me never to live for a few thousand years... I don't want to be crushed by another planet.

Noelle said...

No no, Sparky. We said we'd be here.

Also
MSD. Bio...

Sparky Braginski said...

It feels really odd, having everyone jump to my aid...

Noelle said...

Well, get used to it

Sparky Braginski said...

I'd rather not, for some reason.

Emerald Melody said...

You're important to us Sparks, that's why everyone has jumped to your aid...

Noelle said...

Honestly? Your safety is more important than how you feel about us helping. NO offense.

Sparky Braginski said...

That makes sense, Adra.

I think I'm just slightly afraid of it leading to me talking about my personal issues, which I'd really rather not get to.

Noelle said...

WEll, I don't. And I talk to Em when I'm having a low day... Not really anyone else..


AHHHH I must go. I'll be back soon you all. I LOVE YOU BABES

Jophiel said...

Oh, yes. Connor, I've been meaning to say something to you since your last ded. It was really sweet and all but it made me realise something.
You said I was a warrior, right? Someone who could put a noose around her neck and say NO...

It made me realise that I'm actually really weak. I'm a coward. So many have said that suicide is the coward's way out. And I'm the one who put the noose around my neck in the first place... So I'm a weak coward.

*Shrugs* Sorry if I looked too far into this but that's what I've been doing lately... I'm pissing too many people off. I need to change... I need to improve... I need to stop being so bloody depressed all the time and wake up.

Jophiel said...

Bye Adra! *Waves*

Jophiel said...

*Mutters under breath* And of course everything goes quiet...

Jophiel said...

In going to suddenly disappear soon... *Sighs and carves the symbol of good luck on a tree*

Jophiel said...

*Shrugs* Fine. Okay. I'm leaving. You can come back now. *Rolls eyes and stalks away*

Noelle said...

Sorry! I'm back now. S'all good

*hugs Rose* If how you come by improving yourself, and building yourself up and it's safe (unless it's like, self-defense class or something), I totally support you. As long as you keep with it, I don't expect it to be easy.... *hugs* But you can do it

Noelle said...

Oh... Where is everyone? Is this that awkward time when all of the British and Irish and Germans are at school, and the Aussies are asleep?

Sensical, guys.

Anonymous said...

Is anyone here at the moment?

Noelle said...

Well. ONE German.

Anonymous said...

And ONE American.

Noelle said...

*waves* Hi Mith :3

Noelle said...
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Anonymous said...

Hey Adra!
*listens to what parents say*
Damn it. I'm terribly sorry but I have to leave... Don't want you to be all alone here but I can't stay. Sorry.

Noelle said...

No no, go ahead dear!!! *hugs* Bye!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

And ONE Irish.

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Do he got the booty?

He doooooooooo.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Omg Mara. :P

I'm hungry

And I'm getting the chills.

MSLSFHBVS<JF. I had to put on a belt today, and I put it on the same length around as usual, but it's SMALLER. And i'm afraid that I'm losing too much weight and :O BUT WE HAVE NOTHING THAT SOUNDS REALLY GOOD TO EAT AT MY HOUSE AHHH

Noelle said...
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Noelle said...

Will be a teensy bit distant..... And may disappear for a short while but I WIL LBE BACK

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im in Spanish but MSD

Noelle said...

HA ho... Vocab unit test was fun.
*waves*

I'll be distant, if here at all

Anonymous said...

I'm back for about an hour!

Anonymous said...

But no one else is here?

Eve the ROCK said...

*gives Death a far-away hug* I totally appreciate your existence, Death. I hope you know that. XD

Eve the ROCK said...

I have a short black coat. I like it. It has black buttons. I'm taking them off and replacing them with some silver buttons. I'm also sticking strips of white felt on it. I like the collar most of all. It's pointy. My cousin gave it to me.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Ok- scrolling through past comments, and judging from how far down I've read I think Sparky's ok now, and I'm glad for that, and this isn't emotional advice, but I have a thing to say. When you feel like you're in danger, yes, you should try to grab some sort of weapon, but it's just as important to remember that you are a weapon. I've spent my whole life building skills within myself because- I guess you could say I'm minimalistic? I'm not sure what the word is, but I don't like to rely on anything. Material objects or other people. I like the idea that if I woke up one morning in some strange place I'd never seen before and I had nothing- no technology or fancy clothes or maps or anything- I could get by. If somebody attacks me, I'll be ok. I know how to use myself as a weapon. But self defense is a serious thing- if you ever are in real danger, you have to remember that the one thing no one can ever take away from you is yourself, and you have to use that. If someone tries to hit you, you can block their arm with your own, wrist to wrist. It's best to keep your arm bent at a 90 degree angle when blocking. If someone's trying to hurt you, you can hit their ear- the ears are fragile- and it'll hut. Groin kicks are amazingly useful, regardless of gender. I've been hit there before, I can tell you- it hurts, even though I'm a girl. And if you can get close enough, and you have to, don't be afraid to scratch a person's eyes. I understand if it's your family member you probably won't want to do something seriously damaging, but still- blocks and lighter kicks can be enough to spare you. Getting some blunt object to use as a weapon is great and still helpful, but do keep in mind if you're ever in danger, that you are never defenseless.

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

Hey Eve and Ari! :)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*wanders aimlessly around* Hopefully I haven't scared anyone away... Just a point I felt was important...

Maybe I'll email Death...

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

HEy Mith!!

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

*jumps back into blogland* I'M STILL HERE! Sorry for poofing!

Noelle said...

*eats pie*

Anonymous said...

0_0 PIE!!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hey Adra!

I've actually never liked pie...

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*throws a pie in her face*

I actually never really liked YOU

SO THERE
:3

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hey! *dunks face in lake to get rid of pie* *cleans pie out of lake and drops it in forest because animals will eat it but in the lake it'll just be icky*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Yeah. Hi. It's apple

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Ari I'd say im here but i gotta go to lunch in like 2min...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I want a Tayto sandwich. *states*

*goes to find Taytos*

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hey Zaf! Yeah, I have my free period right now, which is why I'm here, but it'll be over in 24 minutes.

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

Grrrr. I'm searching for something and can't find it. Damn.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi Mara!

Why is the fact that it's apple pie important?

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

MARAAAAAAAA! :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im here at lunch I HAVE WIFI IN LUNCH

Noelle said...

BECAUSE IT'S GOOD, OKAY

Lunch is in about fifteen... We have a ninety minute day, so it isn't at 12:30 today :3

Alastair Cruciatus said...

If you turn the pages of the past,
You'll often find a story without an ending.
No "Amen" to say it's over.
Just a name you would rather forget.
But it isn't over yet.

Not when you've built your castle out of barricades
Meant to keep out the fools you beat so long ago.
Long before you even knew they were fools,
And even longer since you saw a God in anyone.
And for such an independent soul,
You sure wanted to believe in someone else.

Smirking girl, you ask too much.
Who said anyone would show you the way?/
Who said anyone would care what you'll do someday?
You're all alone here
You can't buy what isn't there
You're all along here
You can't change what isn't fair

How obstinate you are,
You can't forgive them.
All they did was make you cry
On every day that passed you by.
How wise they were to know you didn't like them.
How foolish they should have to ask you why.


Smirking Girl, by Emilie Autumn

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

She is so good at poetry!!!! And songs! But her poetry! Ahhhh!!!!

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

LOL I wrote down the incorrect homework for Church and Sac and SENT IT IN. *facepalm* And I just did it because technically the homework isn't due until the beginning of class C...

SO YAY
I swear, my brain's messed up

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Crazy Ari oh Nikki says hi

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hello c:

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Anonymous said...

I gtg, sorry. Bye!
And Mara, if you see that: I just watched your video of the signing again. Derek IS a teddy bear, you're completely right! xD

Noelle said...

Bye Mith!

Hi Maralalalalalie

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Wait, sorry, who's that? So sorry if it's someone I should know...

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No its not she's my friend irl xD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

You SHOULD know me!,, Im Zaffy American elder!
xwavesx

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Oh, ok. Well, HI NIKKI!!!! *jumps up and down and waves wildly in hopes that some part of me will reach through the screen*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Y'all need to stop breaking the fourth wall. It'll crumble. Then reality will begin to seep through to Blogland.

((( OH MY GOD THAT IS AN EPIC RP IDEA DIBS))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Thats slightly awkward but HI! So, what are you currently doing?
-Marissa Spiritheart (nikki)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hm... *considers* I really need to be writing more... I haven't written, like, anything yet...

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I told Nikki about Niccolo.....*grins*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im going to the magical portal called the vending machine for some Skittles. Be right back :D

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((YES YES YES ADRA THAT IS BRILLIANT WE NEED TO DO THAT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I AM SO EXCITED YES IT MUST HAPPEN))

It's funny because I wouldn't be any different aside from losing my magic, which I don't use too often anyway, but Niccolò would cease to exist. But that all depends on how we do it... THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA OHMYGOSH IT MUST HAPPEN

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi Marissa! Ok then, Zaf! Also, I only have 3 minutes left in this free, so msd

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

THERE IS SO MUCH POTENTIAL IN THAT PLOT THOUGH
OHMYGOSH
LASFOIEHNOLGAHISFLIVMCLASJVZOIDHGSILDFKLJ

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

NO NO NO I WILL KILL YOU IF NICCOLO DOESNT EXSIST

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hold that thought, Zaf, because I will blow your mind when I show up later. I hadn't wanted to give it away, but... It's just too good!! XD

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

ARETHA PLEASE DONT PLEASE.....ILL LEAVE BLOGLAND

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I WANT TO RP

PLEASE

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

If you make Niccolo cease to exsist then im leaving. Im not staying here without him. Ill leave delete my email EVERYTHING it'll be YOUR fault

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ok im leaving bye :)

Noelle said...

Okay... I'm afraid my teacher's going to kill me- really. I did the assignment and everything and I don't want her to quiz me but I can't help that I'm a fast reader oh God... I think I'm going to start crying I don't want to be in trouble I'M SORRY OKAY> *sobs*

And I know- I love my plots.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Me and Willow were looking at wedding magazines omgg

"My wedding dress is going to be gold. I think. It changes every year."

XD

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hello....?

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Noelle said...

Hi. Yeah. Still here. Freaking out.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im waiting but if she kills Niccolo you wont hear from me again. Im not staying. I cant.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

MY MOM IS DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

:/ *hugs Ember* MSD

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I WANT THAT BITCH TO GET A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE

Sir said...

Er. Good morning...?

Noelle said...

Hey Rein.

Ember... Please don't curse? I'm at school, and the teachers can see my screen.


in any case, parents can be obnoxious... Take a deep breath, calllllm

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Because she ALWAYS tells me EVERYTHING I'm doing wrnog and it's always like☂


☂EVERYBODY GIVES UP ON YOU (yes, she said that)☂

☂YOU'RE STUPID☂

☂THAT WAS STUPID☂

☂YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT LIKE THIS (she has never played the violin before and I am technically top ten best my age in my country, thank you very much)☂

☂And then when she goes out she BRAGS about EVERYTHING i do and acts like she did it all and she knows everything.☂

☂I STUDIED MUSIC HISTORY FOR A YEAR☂

☂AND YOU HAVEN'T☂

☂SO☂

☂AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED☂

☂STFU☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Oh. Whoops☂.

☂Didn't really see that in time.☂

☂HI SIR! Good to see you again!☂

Sir said...

Ah, the subject of parents. I fear I have little to contribute, as I have... Regretfully, neglected my filial duties.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Greetings, Sir. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance at last, and it is comforting to know that there is another gentleman around this area.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂(with umbrellas, generally, is me. Minus umbrellas is Mycroft. Just so you know :)☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂LIKE PLEASE☂

☂SWEETHEART☂

☂JUST☂

☂STOP.☂

Sir said...

Indeed, I managed to deduce that. I feel as though I should explain my rather vague status of existence, though perhaps that is a subject for another time and place.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I am sure the current time and place will do just fine.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Has... has everyone departed once more?

Sir said...

Well, I'm a semi-theoretical being sustained by the thoughts and perceptions of others, leeching off of and being aware of multiples planes of existence and awareness. It's quite the day job. Still, sometimes you tire of being an eldritch horror that dwells on the fears created in man's darkest moments, so I decided to once again walk among other beings, sans the mindless slaughter and gibbering madness left within my usual wake. I am quite interested in hearing about yourself, though.

Sir said...

The description of one's self can be quite difficult, I apologize for the rather large amount of time that passed between my previous message and the one before it.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

That is rather complex and quite interesting.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

It is quite alright. I do not expect you to rush yourself for me.

Sir said...

Really, eldritch horrors are a dime a dozen, these days. Simply look at the amount threatening this world, on a daily basis. I really am not so unique to deserve anything but a remark in passing.

Noelle said...

Okay I'm basically crying help me

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I occupy a minor position in the British Government, despite what my brother--or anyone else, for that matter--should think or say. There is nothing much that you should know about me, partly because secrecy is essential and partly because there is really nothing much to know.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

New post, y'all.

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Sir said...

Adrasdos, what on earth is the matter? Please, speak of your troubles to us.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Why are you crying, Lady Adra? What has made you so upset that you have been reduced to tears?

Noelle said...

I accidentally did the wrong assignment in class, and I did it correctly and sent it into my teacher (because technically all assignments are due at the beginning of class, so I could have still sent it in). But I was in English class and we finished the work for the day, and I did it there, and I'm afraid she's going to rip my face off and email my english teacher but...

IT'S TERRIFYING

Sir said...

Adras... Adra. You clearly are under a large amount of stress right now. Breathe. Relax. Learn to be a leaf, accept what happens. Even before the famous 'I think, therefore I am', there was 'Fallor, ergo sum' (I err, therefore I am). Face the struggle, the challenge with a stiff lip and a high chin. Doubt not that your courage shall grow, but charge into the fire ahead! Knock the fools down, never doubt your ability, and remember that it is folly to attempt to change the past. I learned this the hard way, I would not wish for anything to happen to you.

Noelle said...

Thanks Rein... It's just especially terrifying because I don't think she cares for me in the firsts place because, well, I'm not atheist, but I'm not strictly Christian. So...


*hits a wall*

Sir said...

Adrasdos, if you would allow me to use more semi-religious imagery, the young David entered his valley with naught but a stone. You, with technology, time, and a wide network of friends by your side, could conquer the WORLD!

Sir said...

Perchance we could move this discussion onto the rather new post? I believe there is a wider network of Bloglandians there, who may understand your predicament far better than I....

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I was just about to suggest that.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I have relocated to the new post, and although I may not be much help to you, I could try.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*skips around giggling*

Jophiel said...
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Noelle said...

*nods*

*has still Jumped on Trip*

Jophiel said...

I'm going to kill that Duck... Zafira, would you mind assisting me?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*screams at Adra* DOES IT SMELL LIKE GRAPEFRUIT, BERRIES, FLOWERS AND LIAM PAYNE'S SOCKS?!

Yep, Duck, One Direction perfume :)

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Noelle said...

I wouldn't know what Liam Payne's socks smell like... Uh...

Jophiel said...

Is it just me who waits for someone else to take first?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*kisses Adra, runs hand through her hair*

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Jophiel said...

Oh. Crap. CRAP!

Noelle said...

((We all do, Rose :3))

*kisses him back, hooking her hands behind his neck*
((Totally have fun with these descriptions))

((DAYUM))

((THIS GIRL IS ON FIREEEEEEEE))

Noelle said...

((OMFG ROSE

Jophiel said...

Too bad. I'm getting in the shower so someone else can ded!!

Jophiel said...

*Glares at Adra*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*explodes Duck*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*energy lifts them into the air*

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Jophiel said...

*Hugs Zaf*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*hugs Rose*

I'm gonna go see Javier....*shadow-walks to the hospital* Javier...

Noelle said...

*gasps, clinging to him more* No no no no. I swear if you drop me....

Maralie Lily Charm said...

LIAM PAYNE'S SOCKS PROBABLY SMELL AMAZING

... 10 inch Payne train 🌚🌝 *perverted smile*

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Noelle said...

((*laughs at Rose*))

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