Saturday, February 23, 2013

Imagine

Ah, Minions... you weirdos...

The event at the Imagine Festival in London went very well, as I thought it would. It was the second time I was on stage talking about the movies that had influenced the books— the first time was last year, at the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dublin.

The place was packed out and the response was fantastic. Afterwards I signed for about three hours, seeing a lot of familiar (worryingly familiar) faces in the queue... It was all so much fun, and I want to thank everyone who turned up.

For those of you who couldn't make it, here are the trailers we showed... and here are the trailers— because of age restrictions— we COULDN'T show...


Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

The whole Indiana Jones series has been a huge inspiration to me (except perhaps the fourth film.. ahem...) in terms of sheer fun and adventure and character. Jones is a perfect hero because, bizarrely, he rarely succeeds... Look at the first film, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and count how many times he messes up. He loses the idol, he loses Marian, he loses the Ark, he loses Marian (again), his bluff is called, he's captured... The guy never wins. But he NEVER gives up. And that's what makes him a hero.

I said none of this to Steven Spielberg when I met him, of course. I just started grinning.

But for the first book, this is exactly the kind of vibe I was going for. Fun, fantastic, and faintly frightening.

Another film that influenced the first book, and the series as a whole, is this one...


Big Trouble in Little China was a film that confused the hell out of me when I first saw it as a kid. I saw Kurt Russell and thought, okay, here we have the big strong American hero who has all the tough guy lines... and then he proceeds to bumble his way through the entire film. This is a guy who fights the bad guys at the end, totally unaware that he has lipstick smeared over his mouth.

It was only when I saw it again, years later, that I got the joke and I realised just how fantastic this film really is.

Playing With Fire is my monster movie. The Grotesquery, made up of parts of so many other creatures, is my Frankenstein's monster.


Every Saturday night I'd stay up after my folks had gone to bed, and I'd watch the old black and white Universal horrors, all the stuff from RKO... I don't know why I loved horror movies from such a young age, don't know what it was about me that responded so well, but I ABSORBED these things.


The Faceless Ones, I always say, is my whodunnit- it's my mystery book. Batu, after all, is the man behind the scenes, pulling all the strings. But this is also the first time we see the Faceless Ones themselves, which were inspired by the Cthulu stories by HP Lovecraft. The wonderful Hellboy comic is inspired by Lovecraft also, as you can see in the trailer for the movie adaptation...


(Oh, and also? Hellboy 2? They KIND of stole something from Skulduggery. Check out the poster and see if anything seems... familiar...)


(Ahem. Moving on...)

Dark Days is my revenge flick. You can't beat a good revenge flick, you really can't, and I jammed so much into this book. We have Tanith torture, we have Moloch and his vampires, we have Scapegrace becoming a zombie, we have the first real mention of Darquesse (even though she'd been in my plans from the very start) and we have the chapter entitled "Mid-Afternoon of the Dead".

Now, I could show the trailer to Night of the Living Dead, or Dawn of the Dead, or Day of the Dead, or the first two Evil Dead movies... but instead I'll show the trailer to Army of Darkness, the third Evil Dead film by Sam Raimi, and one of my favourite movies of all time...


Mortal Coil is my Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. It's my The Thing. It's the book where the Remnants run wild, and you can't trust the people you know, because they may not be the people you know anymore... Behold the glory of the hairstyles of the 1970s, and one of the most terrifying films I'd ever seen...


The Thing is the second John Carpenter/Kurt Russell film on my list, and it's here because it deserves to be. A masterclass in tension. If you're old enough, watch it... and watch it ALONE.


And in the chapter "By The Sword", we get one of my many nods to wonderful movies such as The Princess Bride. This one is pretty blatant. See if you can spot it in the middle of this, one of the greatest sword fights ever put onto celluloid...


Death Bringer is my superhero story. Between this and KOTW, the whole secret identity thing really starts to become a major issue, and this is the first book where we have a fight between two people who are powerful enough to punch each other through buildings... just like in Superman 2...


And this is also the book where Val gets attacked by that guy in her house. For me, this is the book where I switched from "realistic martial arts" to "realistic fighting", both in my writing and my own training. Take a look at my darling Gina Carano in Haywire...


And now we arrive at Kingdom of the Wicked, my science fiction story, where we have unsuspecting teenagers suddenly gifted with amazing powers, and we watch as it corrupts them. For this, Akira was a huge influence.


And it was also an influence on Chronicle, the trailer we showed at the festival. I THOROUGHLY recommend this movie.


And because it was science fiction, I felt completely justified in slipping in a nod to a certain Doctor...


We ALSO have a werewolf scene, which I did my best to link to the transformation in An American Werewolf in London. I'm not going to show that clip here, because it contains some brief nudity, but if one or two of you were to search for it, you would find that changing into a werewolf is a lot more painful than it appears in Twilight...

And SPEAKING of Twilight, how could I forget the debt I owe it for certain aspects of Death Bringer? So here we are, the trailer. Oh, be warned- one case of swearing at the very beginning.


And to top it all off, a massive influence on my writing...



And now I'm going to watch Ronda Rousey defend her UFC title against Liz Carmouche, in the FIRST women's event the UFC has ever held. In Ronda's own words, it is on like Donkey Kong...


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Noelle said...

((How the fuck did you get emoticons))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Why would I drop you Adra? *goes in to kiss her again*

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Noelle said...

I dunno! I'm paranoid! *is basically choking him from hanging on*

Unknown said...

Zafira? *looks up at her smiling* You're here now.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Adra?

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Noelle said...

Don't. Drop. Me.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Of course I am *sits beside him hand running through his hair*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Would you.. M-m


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Unknown said...

*watches her* You're mad. I know it. I think I learned my lesson, I got to stay retired because I only hurt you. Stay with me?

Noelle said...

What was that?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Mind loosening up a bit? I can't quite breathe.

(How many of you thought it? Come on, own up.)

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Always. *kisses his hand as a doctor comes in*

Doctor: Grand Mage, you and Mr. Fyreheart may go home.

Thank you. *the doctor leaves* Come here Javier...*shadow-walks us to the treehouse*

Noelle said...

(*raises hand*)

Ah! Gods, sorry. *slowly loosens her death grip*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Thanks. *leans in, kisses her*

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Unknown said...

*takes Zafira's hand* Zaf....I'm sorry. Forgive me?

Noelle said...

((Ya little fuck.

No I remember- I hope the power. You said so yourself- Ihave to ask you))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I forgive you...*turns to go to our room*

Noelle said...

*hold


*kisses back, slowly relaxing*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Adra - you mean emojis?

Like 🌝🌚☺😍😒😫😀😌😉👻?

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...
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Noelle said...

((Yes Mara. I do. -_-))

Unknown said...

*puts arms around her spinning her to face me* Going somewhere? *smiles gently kissing her cheek*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Not without you.

Noelle said...

((Ships ZafxJavier))

Unknown said...

I thought so...*picks Zaffy up taking her to our room* there. The little ones cn't get in now...*kisses her*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*kisses back holding back a laugh*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Mara: Oh, Harry...?

Harry: Hmm?

Mara: *sings* I HATE IT WHEN A GUY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY A CERTAIN TIME OF MONTH I DON'T WANNA HOLD HIS HAND
I HATE IT WHEN THEY GO OUT AND WE STAY IN AND THEY COME HOME SMELLING LIKE THEIR EXTRA FRIENDS

Harry: Uhm..?

Mara: I'M A DRAMA QUEEN
I'M THE BEST DAMN THING THAT YOUR EYES HAVE EVER SEEN
GIVE ME AN M
MAYBE WE COULD GO KISS?
GIMME AN A
ALWAYS GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
GIMME AN R
R U GONNA TREAT ME RIGHT?
GIMME AN A
ARE YOU REALLY IN LOVE WITH ME?

Harry: Of course I am! *hugs from behind*

Mara: HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HO
I'M THE BEST DAMN THING THAT YOUR EYES HAVE EVER SEEN

Harry: *kisses*

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Unknown said...

*laughs setting Zaf down* I'm glad to have you. Come here.....*climbs into bed* ((its PG shush! No worries Olivua isnt having any more younger siblings yet))

Noelle said...

PREACH IT, MARA

ACTUALLY I haven't idea what just happened

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Adra - Well, if you're on an apple product (huh, look at me, using fancy words) you go into settings, keyboard, then keyboards, and scroll down till you find Emoji. Then tap that and when you open your keyboard next time to type, there should be a little globe in the bottom row. Tap on that and all the emojis should come up :)

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Noelle said...

UGHGGGHHHH TRIP YOU FELL ASLEEP DIDN'T YOU

USHSHHSHAHDHSB *pokes him repeatedly*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*phone goes off*

Bugger....

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Noelle said...

Perhaps not.

Do you need to take that? Don't worry. I won't fall to my demise

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*climbs in beside him snuggling up* woah the whole sky....the stars...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

That's my threat level M ring tone. Whatever it is, it's really big. I'm really sorry.

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Noelle said...

Yeah. No, take that. *nods*

Unknown said...

*plays with her hair* I know. You haven't been home in a while I made adjustments to the ceiling. See you staying at work makes you miss the important things. *laughs*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*sets her down, gives her one last kiss, then picks up the phone. (The ringtone was the Imperial March by the way. I totally forgot to mention)*

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*laughs* I do try to come home! This is the first time I have been home not dead tired. Wars do that *sighs happily feeling him against me*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Mara: *turns around* *kisses him back*

Harry: *cups Mara's face in his hands*

Mara: *mumbles* I love you.

Harry: Love you more, baby boo. *kisses again*

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yeah...

Hmm?

Fine. *hangs up*

I'm really sorry, I've got to go.

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Noelle said...

*waits anxiously*
*totaly is guilty of having the Cantina band as a ringtone irl*

Noelle said...

Oh.... Okay... Be safe.

Jophiel said...

*Sighs and falls backwards, arms spread wide* Eh... I don't want to do this... It's necessary though... *Sighs heavily as she hit the ground*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*totally doesn't have a Harry Styles ringtone for her phone what the hell are you on about shut up*

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You too. *draws close to her* I love you. *kisses her, pulls away and flies off*

(Bye guys!)

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Unknown said...

Hey no worries I rather beat Ireland. You got a lot of responsibility I get that...*kisses Zaf again*

Jophiel said...

Bye Trip... *Waves*

Noelle said...

Love you too... *watches him leave and sighs, slowly making her way back to the base*
(night!)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*kisses back moving closer to him*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Mara: *lies down on grass* *stares up at the stars* Beautiful.

Harry: *lies beside her* I know something that's more beautiful than stars.

Mara: Who? *laughs*

Harry: Niall.

Mara: Oh.

Harry: I'm kidding. *laughs* *leans over and kisses Mara*

Mara: *kisses him back* *tangles her hand in his curls*

Harry: *starts rolling down hill* *yelps*

Mara: *laughs* *follows*

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

((Bye Trip!))

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Jophiel said...

You know when you have to do something and it's absolutely terrible and would break someone's heart...? But you really don't want to do it...?

I'm having one of those moments right now...

Unknown said...

Hey there we aren't having more little ones.....*laughs holding close to* I'll keep you safe Zaf. Always. Now rest we need you alive to get ourselves on victory lane!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I love you Javier *falls asleep* ((still here though))

Jophiel said...

I dedicate this page to those who have been through shit and came out on top.

I also dedicate this page to those who fought to the end against life but didn't quite make it.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Death* I get those a lot..

THAT MEANS I'M A PAPER CHASER
I CHASER PAPER CHASE PAPER PAPER IS BEING CHASED LYRICS CHASER OF PAPER CHASER

I can't rap. #official

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Unknown said...

Good good...*watches her* beautiful...

Noelle said...

*raises glass*

*ships Harralie*

Jophiel said...

Eh... I don't want to do this anymore...

Jophiel said...

Ah... Okay... I'm scared. It's only me in the house right now and the door handle (which is some really old and heavy handle) keeps moving... No one is there though...

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

(([hugs Deathy]))

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Jophiel said...

*Hugs back* The door is scaring the crap outta me...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Rose calm I keep hearinf banging and its 9:03pn

Jophiel said...

*Nods* Sorry. I'm just paranoid... I keep seeing people and hearing footsteps in my house... That and there's a freaky teletubby in the room across the hall...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Its okay *explodes teletubby*

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Zaf* Thank you...

Emerald Melody said...

Ha ha...

I can't fucking sleep -_-

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Of course

Jophiel said...

Hey, the other night I was outside and unloading the car and I saw someone in black in the corner of my eye. But when I turned to them fully, I thought I saw shadows where this dude was... I know SP isn't real and Necromancers and stuff, but I'm pretty damn sure that's what I saw...

Alexis said...

*comes out in her pj's* Niccolò isn't back yet? *stumbles to sit by lake holding Coco bear*

Jophiel said...

*Huggles Em* I haven't seen you in forever! I'm sorry you can't sleep... *Hands over strawberry taffy*

Noelle said...

*twerks in a circle around Em*

Alexis said...

Has anyone seen Momma? I know Daddy took her into their room but I haven't seen her...I need her cuz she has the medicine for stomach aches

Jophiel said...

*Makes a whining noise* Shiiiiiiiiiiit... Oh my God. I'm tripping... No....

I just started up my laptop again and there was 'HAHAHAHA!' written on my prac for science!!

Jophiel said...

*Laughs* Oh, God... I'm gonna cry!

Emerald Melody said...

It's just all the stress over the kid's mam.

And she's pulling out all the stops!!

So I can't sleep and I'm texting Dean, but he can't sleep so he's texting me too...

Vicious circle!

And I knew you would be drawn to me Adra, you and all your twerkiness lol

*huggles Death*

Alexis said...

*goes by Em looking up at her* Werewolf? Brave ot bit by one....

Noelle said...

*twerks softly*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

WHY CAN'T I SLEEP DAMMIT

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Death, I am so, so sorry. I feel I can safely say I know exactly how you feel/what you're going through. I grew up like that. I've delt with it basically my whole life. It's worst when I'm stressed, and Krav helps, and after 16 years, I've learned to tell the difference between waking and dreaming... But the lines still blur sometimes. And I know exactly how it feels to know they're watching you from the shadows, out of the corner of your eye, inside your mind, waiting for the right time to attack... But it's ok. They can't touch you. The best advice I can give you is to try to calm down. Watch/read something really funny, try to distract yourself, take some deep breaths.

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Noelle said...

Because you were last seen with Harry

Alexis said...

*tacklehugs Ari* AAAAAAAAARIIIIII

Maralie Lily Charm said...

...

what do you mean by that adrasdos dark

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Noelle said...

...

i think you did the sex

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

ADRA SHUSH THERE ARE KIDS PRESENT!!!!!'n

Niccolo darling where are you hiding?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

you're a dirty dirty person

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Alexis said...

Oh....THATS what my paremts are doing too....

Emerald Melody said...

Doesn't mean he will be one Alexis. It depends if he got bit by an infected or a pure blood...

Noelle said...

thats a lot coming from you maralie lily charmander

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*sighs* You're not going to blow him up, Zaf. *phone beeps* *glances at it* Oh, I have to go. Back in a few! *vanishes*

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Maralie Lily Charm said...
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Noelle said...

u no u want it :3

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ari I wont explode him!!!! I promise! I love him...

Alexis: Ah....I didn't know actually Em.

Mistical Future said...

Hi, how is everyone?

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Noelle said...

Hi Mist! *hugs*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

STOP IT

i'm getting feels a thirteen year old should not get
IT FEELS LIKE AN ELECTRIC SHOCK BC HOW IS HARRY SO BEAUTIFUL HE'S LIKE AN ANGEL ASDFGHJKL

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Jophiel said...

*Bursts out laughing at Mara's comment* Wow.

*Hugs invisible Ari* It's scary as Hell, I'll tell you that, sister. I can't wait to go home and relax... And hope like Hell they're not there...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hello, everyone!

I think he isn't a pureblood, because Brave said it was his brother and talked about how isolated he felt and that he had to leave the temple or something.

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Mistical Future said...

*Hugs Adra*

So what's up? ... apart from the dirty comments.

Noelle said...

That's....shocking

Emerald Melody said...

Well then if it was an infected. He will only changed for the 3 days of the moon. But even then, he'll still be dangerous because they are just pure blood thirsty animals for those 3 days.

And you guys would be my alibi if I go and kill a bitch yeah??

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey Ari

Alexis: Coco!

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Em* You got it!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HARREH STHYLES ISH MHY MHAN

*shudders*

I NEED TO READ AFTER UM OKAY WBD MSD

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Noelle said...

Yeah yeah Em we gotchu

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*hugs Death* Yeah, I really do know the feeling. Tesla had the same issue, actually- he'd see things and wasn't sure whether or not they were really there. But he could ask his sisters, and they'd tell him. And he never said they scared him, but knowing him, he could have been terrified and just not mentioned it. But he never spent any energy exercising his imagination instead of trying to figure out how to control it, so the problems he had just stuck with him. It'd take him 2 or 3 years to get rid of an image he dreamed up. But that's kind of irrelevant...

But yeah. Basically, there's a reason why I'm afraid of the dark, and there's a reason why it was so easy for me to write me being terrified by Alastair.

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Mistical Future said...

I'm reading about fashion like Corsets and Chinese Foot binding and about half of it is about sex

the school gave us this stuff to read and I was like "What the hell are they trying to teach us?"

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ari I actually had nightmares about Alastair irl like when he had Alexis that...oh god. I dreamed how he could torture me

Noelle said...

ugh fine maralie be like that gawsh

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

(([hugs everyone]))

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Jophiel said...

Well, I'm partially afraid of the dark. I can't turn my back on a dark room and walk into the light. I can walk from a light room to a dark room but not the other way around...

Eh... Scary stuff...

Mistical Future said...

Hi Fabi *Hugs*

How are you?


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Emerald Melody said...

Good cause I'm gonna go and kill the bitch tomorrow.

And if they find her beaten and bloody corpse, I need people saying that I've been here.

Though I'll leave her so unrecognizable, that maybe it'll take them months to actually figure out who it is.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

be like what adrasdos
be like w h a t

bulleh me if you read after you would use every opportunity to read it because DAMN

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Jophiel said...

*Hugs Em tightly* I love you. Remember that.

Noelle said...

i dun undrstand maralie lily charmander. that is a wierd ting to say

Maralie Lily Charm said...

adrasdos duckator it ish a wan derection fanfection

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Emerald Melody said...

Thanks everyone for ignoring me, all except Death.

I'll go asleep then.

Night Death x *hugs*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((I'm fine. Finished the first of the two essays I have to do this weekend.))

(([hugs Em and Death]))

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: I fear Alastair! He's really mean and nasty but Niccolo will always be a brother to me no matter what he does

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((...Night Em. :-/ ))

((Sorry, I'm multitasking like a zombie. I.e. not very well.))

((I may as well just go.))

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Em* I'm sorry... Night :/

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Noelle said...

ouch i totes said hi to you and talked 2 u

maralie charmander i fun no one derection fanficx

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Night Em

Jophiel said...

Night Em. *Hugs* Sweet dreams, beautiful!

Mistical Future said...

Night Em, have a good sleep!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Heh, no, forget any physical torture. I have a decent amount of pain tolerance, and even then... Pain is sort of... Well, that's a rant for a different day.
It's easy for me to write about him scaring the living daylights about me because all I have to do is close my eyes for a second- even think about it for a second- and I can feel it already, just typing this, so that might detract from the amount of sleep I'll have tonight... But basically I put myself in the box. When I write about shuddering breaths, I'm taking them in real life. When I say my eyes are wide with fear they really are. See, Alastair is pretty good at what he does. He knows that if he provides the right environment, I'll frighten myself half to death. He doesn't even have to do anything. And he knows it. And you know what I hadn't even realized until I wrote this? Even though he isn't real the fear he can make me feel is. Darn it. Why did that have to be the bridge between fiction and reality...

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Jophiel said...

I need sunglasses... It's too bright outside... My eyes hurt....

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Darn it, sorry, internet froze. Bye Em... *hugs tightly*

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Emerald Melody said...

One more thing before I go...

I wouldn't have minded if it was just silly roleplaying thing, I would have just slipped away and gone to bed.

But the fact that I'm awake at five to 3 in the morning, worrying over a real life problem that could potentially destroy an already broken family.

That's what pissed me off. The fact that I'm just looking for people to talk it out with. That's all I was looking for.

Now I'm going...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

adrasdos ducktape ish ish a viry gud wan derection fanfection

after harreh is sxc

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Em, please don't go! I've been on and off all day, and I'm multitasking, and I really hate ignoring people, and I'm sorry...

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Sir said...

Good evening, Bloglandians.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

When I wrote what I saw in his mind I was petriied. Alastair scares me enough if I hear the name I cry. I mean he....wow. I do want to know what was his magic? Niccolo never would say

Noelle said...

Reason number one why I don't lean on you guys... Too disappointing.
I'm not helping am I?
Hmm...

Noelle said...

*salutes sir*

I don't know how to help you Em... Try not to kill her? She's a bitch? I dunno?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Guys, for the record, I promise I'm a lot better with emails. I can't miss those, and I don't get distracted by other people... And I like people emailing me. If you want to talk, please email me.

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Jophiel said...

Emerald Melody. I love you. Don't forget that. If there is ever anything I can do to make you feel better, email me. I'll do it. I'll crawl to Ireland if I have to, babe. I'm here for you. *Hugs tightly*

@Ari: I think I understand what you're talking about. Damascus (a character from a story I wrote when I was ten) could do the same to me. I act out parts of my MC chapters in front of a mirror, trying to describe the way I move and the way I'd react to a certain problem.

*Waves to Sir and decides not to hugs him* Is your problem resolved, Sir?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi, Sir.

Em, I'm so sorry... And Adra too... And everyone else...

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

....

I'm sorry, Em...

*hugs*

*hugs everyone*

I think I'm going to go, too...

Night.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

What do you want me to say Em? I have nothing to say helpful sorry I choose to not say anything! I can't please everyone you know!

Noelle said...

Goodnight people's who are leaving...

Jophiel said...

Night Em...

Sir said...

Not entirely. It is a matter I am most unfamiliar with, being as I am more comfortable within the domain of logic.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*nods* Yeah, I was actually pretty proud of my trapped-in-Alastair's-mind chapters, just because I put myself through a lot of unnecessary fear to write those. I found a corner of my room that fit the dimensions of the box pretty well, and closed my eyes and just terrified myself, and then wrote it all down. And then I spent about a week feeling super terrified.

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Mistical Future said...

Sup Sir Reingington how are you today?

*holds out hand* I don't believe we've met Sir, Nice to meet you!

Jophiel said...

*Mara

Stupid people talking behind me about Emeralds...

Sir said...

It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Mistical.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Tell me what you want me to say...

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

When I wrote it for Zaf he targetted her legit fear and obviously at the time it was Niccolo's dark side and her family. He made her believe her family is dead and then forced her to relive Niccolo torturing her and then left her to feel hopeless and lost. She had Justaria out there but still he made her petified and I was too

Mistical Future said...

*nods to Sir* The pleasure is all mine

Jophiel said...

Misti, is it warm where you are? It's pretty warm here. My feet are burning.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

And I'll do anything to make you stay...

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Mistical Future said...

yeah but I can were socks and 3/4 pants so it's warm but not to warm ... mind you I'm in the coolest room in the house. And it looks quite warm in the sun.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

No light, no light...

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Noelle said...

Am I missing a secret jam session...?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*lays under tree*

Alexis: Ari...*is trembling* Alastair didnt take over Coco?

Sir said...

Apparently, Adrasdos. Come, join me within my tunelessness.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

It's just an awesome song that apparently we both know. I didn't know she knew it, though. :)

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Jophiel said...

Well, I was just outside and it's only 19*C here... It's so warm!!

Noelle said...

*stands next to Sir in tunelessness* Hmm. I'm not sure if I'm completely satisfied with this predicament...

Sir said...

Indeed. It is quite a shame that there is not the proper alignment for the Headless Waltz. Ah, well.

Noelle said...

Hah. That's what humming is for, Sir. However I'm still confused as to what a Headless Waltz is.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

No, Alexis, he's fine.

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Sir said...

A waltz that is traditionally ended with the guillotining of a dolphin, to celebrate shark independence. I can attempt to find a version preformed above water, if you wish.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sits looking across lake* I love him yet he never will love me back....what am I to do?

Mistical Future said...

Apparently it's 28*C today ... actually I'm surprise that I'm wearing socks ...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis; *hugs Ari tightly* Coco never did get to spend the day with me I asked him....

Noelle said...

That would be helpful, Sir. I don't feel like maiming a dolphin, believe it or not.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Sorry...

It's "No Light, No Light" by Florence + the Machine.

Yeah... I'd say there are a lot of things you don't know, but that'd sound creepy, so I'll just say I listen to a lot of music.

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Jophiel said...

*Gapes at Misti* Hot. Freaking hot there. Ow. I'm in jeans and a singlet (as always) and I'm burning up! These aren't even skinny legs! These are bootlegs! Gah! Hot!

Sir said...

Adrasdos, dolphins are DISGUSTING creatures! They regularly rape, spread STDs, and TORTURE the young of other species, and indeed THEIR species, to death...

Mistical Future said...

*takes off socks*
... actually I think it's one of those days where you can wear what ever you want and feel the right temperature.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*takes a deep breath* You can try to move on. And firstly, you should decide how you feel about Javier, just because I'm not even sure how he can stand knowing that you're married to him and still feel that way about someone else.

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Noelle said...

Humans do the same thing, yet we don't chop heads off that often, Sir

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I'm sorry about all the heat and the socks and stuff.

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Mistical Future said...

AH but there are still death penalties in most countries!
so there man not be the chopping of heads but we still kill.

Sir said...

Adrasdos, the fact remains that the public are regularly denied the truth about these marine mammalian menaces on a regular basis. Indeed, dolphin attacks lead to more human deaths each year than shark attacks! Bottlenose dolphins have even been shown to attack with INTENT! Such creature cannot be allowed to spread so widely, yet the media protects them day-in-day-out, and villain-izes sharks...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

He's in my head 24/7 Ari. He knows but he said that he trusts me to find my way back. He has treated me as he would never stopped. I know he cares for me and he's the father of my two kids I just can't figure out my emotions

Mistical Future said...

*Frowns at Ari*

Wha? why are you apologizing about my socks?

Jophiel said...

Eh... *Sighs heavily* I'm still on the ground, eh? *Starts eating homemade taffy*

Noelle said...

I quite like sharks.
Except the one that bit me a few weeks ago.
That wasn't pleasant

Mistical Future said...

If it makes you feel better Sir I think sharks are AWESOME creatures and are generally gentle unless they feel threatened. And more often than not the will accidentally attack humans because the LOOK like food not because they wan to hurt humans. In factor what I know they don't like eating humans.

Sir said...

Indeed. Yet, at the very least, we are honest about our nature, and hide not our animalistic natures behind veils and media.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Well, just because it's hot.

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Noelle said...

I actually think media accentuates that side...

But we appear to have swayed off topic. The dance?

Noelle said...

Always you, Fabi :3

Noelle said...

Cheater

Sir said...

Yes, of course, the Headless Waltz. I shall retrieve a video recording of the song. Perhaps lyrics exclusive.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Mm. I still have two pages to do...

Best not make it three.

I dedicate this page to apologies and to the things you've never told anyone
And the things that make you who you are, and the rhythm of your heartbeat.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I still owe Coco that dance

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

And that sounded weird. Oh well.

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Actually that sounded awesome. I love it.

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Noelle said...


Thank you, Sir

Jophiel said...

*Raises taffy jar* Hear hear, Fabi.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hear hear)) Alexis: Hey Ari *giggles* Csn I put a pink bow on Niccolo's head?

Sir said...
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Jophiel said...

*Stares at Sir in horror* Sir uses YouTube? Ah, ya learn somethin' new everyday!

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