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At some point over the next few weeks... I WILL tweet.
But it's not going to be what you expect.
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Meh idk
I think it might be how he said it
Yeah, but would Javert really say whip it in the butt?
Javert is my dream role. 'tis tragic. He's got like the lowest voice in the whole thing
Idk its how basically everyone got it in my chorus class
Gaaah i guess i better go to bed
Lavender Hope was in a back alley, in the form of a wolf, snarling at the man trapped at a dead end.
"What do you know of Mevolent's plans?" she thought at him.
"Don't know." He tried sounding indifferent, but Lavender could still hear the shaking in his voice and smell his fear. She snapped her jaws, making him whimper. "Okay, okay! He's going to attack all the Sanctuaries at once. Please don't kill me!"
Lavender ignored the plea. "When?"
The man whispered, "I don't know."
Lavender sighed. "Lucky for you, I'm not a murderer. But if you tell him anything about this meeting, I know a friend who loves to get her hands dirty. Breathe a word of this, and I'll see to it you never breathe again." Lavender snapped her jaws again for good measure, then turned and walked away. Leaving him cowering at the dead end.
Right, not much, but a thought in the moment. Just to mention(I probably would write it in if I had more time) that threat was just a threat. I wouldn't do that because I'd still be the one controling his death(another way of murdering without getting your own hands dirty) But the friend I was thinking of was Ivy. :P
Oh, and didn't read the two chapters on the blog yet, so this might not be so accurate. Also, I think we should say what country we're in during the chapter.
Oh, I read that yesterday, I think. It's really good!
Bye Zaf!
Oh. Bye Zaf! Good night!
Well i didnt say country but i think its pbvious when she is in New York City
I got a plan for Zaf nobody will believe it
Really? Thanks. :)
Yeah, I need to write more...
Eh mom said not to go to bed so me aliive
What? Your mum TOLD you not to go to bed?
Oh. Okay Zaf. :)
New York, huh? Cool.
Wbd. Reading the new chapters.
Yup xD
I did it so the Sanctuary for the east coast was in New York partly because in PWF it seems like it
Oh and those of you who are doing the Mevolent thing; America does indeed have 3 Sanctuaries but only one Elder runs one so instead of like Ireland where the Council jointly runs one Sanctuary each American Elder runs their own I figured there is the east coast the west coast and the south
Zaf, the song I'm listening to has Jekyll and Hyde references!
South? United States, right? What about one in the mid-states?
My character's mom would most likely work for the west coast sanctuary. Since I live in Cal.
Well, Derek confirmed that there were three and that that was how they worked.
I honestly have no clue Derek said 3 and didt elaborate so go with whatever and the west coast would include the midwest so yeah California would work
*planning how to kill my Hunger Games character off*
Avalanche
No, I have it all figured out, and it's going to be hilarious.
Sh;es so pathetic...
Seph! I just read and commented on your post! It's really good btw. :)
*She's
Thanks Lav!
And Lav, you can call me Sev.
I dedicate this page to the Mevolent Collaboration. Because it is awesome.
I also dedicate to Em, because well, you know. We're all here for you Em.
I also dedicate to Star Trek for it's fabulousness.
I'm on Jubi's team so she gets a point
Okay. Thanks. :)
Read yours just now too, Zaf! Although I'm unfamiliar with some of the names and characters, I liked it. :)
But I may have found a typo.
"Listen Javier and listen closely; u I will never join Mevolent unless I'm dead...."
What's with the ; u?
iPod spazz
Ah. Okay. :P
I've got to go now, but before I do: http://persephonegrief.blogspot.com/search?updated-min=2013-01-01T00:00:00-08:00&updated-max=2014-01-01T00:00:00-08:00&max-results=2
Grief out.
Ill edit it in the morning!
Zaffy out badger Derek with questions i asked i wont be on tomorrow
Bye Sevpie!
Bye Sev!
*goes to link*
Salut! C'est Fabi (et Shai. We're friends irl)
Ah, au revoir, Sev!
Okay and bye Zaf!
Wait, you're Shai or Fabi?
Sorry, can't understand French.
It's both, sort of. Fabi is typing. We know each other in real life.
Bye Zaf!
We're writing a chapter together, or trying to.
I made her read SP in the first place. XD
*is a little confused who's saying what*
Who made who read SP in the first place?
Full translation
Hi! It's Fabi (and Shai, we're friends in real life)
Ah, Bye Sev!
Fabi made Shai read SP.
Oh. Okay. Me understands now. :P
If its in French, has brackets [] or XD or lots of exclamation points, it's Fabi. Shai's sitting next to me, trying to tell me what to say. XD she says hi, by the way.
*laughs*
Hi, Shai.
We both like the segment you posted earlier about Lavender and the wolf!!!
Going to be a little distant now. First I gotta hang the laundry. Then I'm working on my chapter.
Oh yeah! Fabi, where did your first chapter take place? What country?
I kinda need to know this to write mine.
Thanks! Hi to both Fabi and Shai!
Ireland. That's where Mevolent would have woken up, I think.
Eurgh. I have to go, bye!
Also, Fabi is going to be in Mara's chapter, and Mara is in Ireland.
Bye Kessie!!!
Kay. Thanks. :)
So um, could the people on Mevolent's side be in other countries? Or is everyone in Ireland?
Not so distant right now, but soon. Just warning.
Bye Kes!
There will be attacks in all countries, I think. Our next one takes place in the US.
When you go distant, we'll get back to writing! XD
Okay. Sorry for distracting you. ;P
And I think I'll be in the US too.
Distant now, you can get back to writing. ;)
It's ok. Fabi needed a break. :-) --Shai
Bye Lav!!! ~Fabi
I'm not going, Fabi. You don't have to say bye. :P
Well, I'm giving Shai the keyboard. XD
Hi Lav! It's Shai.
Wbd, we're writing again, or I am. Fabi's eating pretzels. :-)
*laughs*
I'm a bit envious of you guys. There are some people here who know each other and visit irl. Kes and Andra, you two, Jubi and Sev. And others.
The closest to me is Val, but even she's two states away.
We're not far from Val, actually...never met he in person though...
You could try annoying someone into reading SP, that's what Fabi did...
By "not far" she means an hour and a half. XD
Yeah well, I did try. She read the first one, but only because I bribed her by saying she could read the Hunger Games after.
And I think she's a bit too young to come on, to be honest... She probably won't stay for long anyway.
Haha. :P
At least it's not two states apart though.
Oh, but Val also knows Amanda(or Zinny Batty-something-or-other) irl. They're close friends.
I don't think I've run into Amanda on here...
But I could be totally mistaken. XD
I also know Ariana, who I met through Amanda....
Ariana, Amanda and I jumped into an outdoor pool at 10 at night.
I don't suggest trying it, unless you'd like to be a human popsicle.
Hi Val. :P
Sorry, I gotta go now. Might, might not be on later. Bye!
*bloglandcollaboration
Sorry.
Bye, Lav!!!
Shai says bye, too!
*watches Goblet of Fire*
Hi all!!!
Hi Death sorry I haven't talked to you in ages! Sorry about that
Hi! I'm Fabi S., usually.
Death Rose and I and a bunch of other minions are doing this writing thing (mevolentminions.blogspot.com) so I'm using the collaboration account just now...
But later I will be Fabi S.!!! XD
Nice to meet you.
Hi! Ihave to go now :( (My family are watching Midsomer murders), but I'll be back soon. I just felt like commenting.
I'm doing the mevolentminions thing! It's fun. Hi Mistical, nice to meet you. *hugs everyone* Bye!
Fabi: Bye, Saphy!!
Wbd. [hugs Saphy rather belatedly]
Hi everyone
Lol. Hi Duck! *hugs* I'm scared. I just played Slender *quakes* HE GOT ME! (Surprise, surprise)
I doubt there's anyone on right now... :(
I should probably go and write fan fic, rather than talking to myself :( But I'm not in an emo mood, and I'm writing this really emo bit...
They're all probably reading or writing for the Mevolent Collaboration
:O PEOPLE! *jumps on and squeeze hugs*
And.... guess what. I have to eat dinner. Bye Duck! Sorry this conversation was so short!
When I was reading that I was thinking, "Oh God, She's having duck for dinner!"
Hi Duck!
Here, but distant. And msd.
Hey Lav!
Here, but distant. And I have no idea what msd stands for.
*mutters*
Server crashed. Lost the page.
Sorry, Duck! Msd means might suddenly disappear. Which actually happened...
I need a taken name for my mom... And I have no idea what it should be...
[Has no idea either. Is poofing for the night]
Hi/Bye Lav!
Try a writer's thesaurus if you have one!
Hi/bye Fabi!
And I don't have one...
*ponders name ideas*
If you are writing for the Mevolent Collaboration and can't think up a character when you need one choose me.
I am not going to be writing on it. I like to read but not to write.
Character profile: funny, red hair, adept discipline: illusionist (can make you see things that aren't there).
No one has to write about my character but it wouldn't hurt, would it?
Sorlia? I think I just made a new name.
Doesn't really fit my mom though...
*saves name, continues thinking*
Thanks, Duck. I'd use you, but right now, I'm thinking up a taken name for my/my character's mom.
Also, write a bit more personality. I'd like to know a bit more if I use someone else's character.
Um, personality and description. That was a bit too vague.
Wow. I typed Sorlia so much, my iPod is now autocorrecting and completing the word.
Same with Fabi and Jubi. Although they aren't real words, I've used them enough that my iPod corrects it if I spell it wrong or don't capitalize.
Nasir?(autocorrect word).
*looks up using iPod dictionary*
It's... In Japanese...
*asks Japanese friend*
He's a politician...? Very odd...
Franzy? Matilda?
*is typing random letters and seeing what I get*
Even if some are real names. Still trying.
Arthelda(which autocorrect was thinking was art helps)? Cerilla? Velma? Theresa? Lansalot? Why-am-I-being-so-weird-right-now?
*has given up thinking of names for her mom and just started typing random stuff*
And I'll stop commenting now, because 6 comments in a row is really too much.
*waits for someone to comment*
Damnit! Now I have to get a twitter account!
hi everyone *superninjahuggz*
Hi Quintessa! Hi Valkyrie!
Um, just ignore what I typed up there please. It's nonsense really. I was just 'thinking' out loud.
DEREK. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS...
SKULDUGGERY IN A BIKINI. *Disappears into the shadows*
*'thinking out loud'
...
Ooohh kaaaay. I do not want that image in my head.
*shudders*
Oh. I thought it was a very pleasant image myself.
Heh. Heheh. /Pleasant/. Geddit?
OK. I'll shut up now.
Yeah, I get it. :P
Hi Sophie, btw.
*wonders if she should follow Derek on Twitter*
I kinda want to, but it's out of respect that I didn't yet. He's got so many followers already.
:D (I'm now left wondering whether that picture I drew of Skul in a bikini, and then tweeted to Derek has left him mentally scarred. It freaked you out, after all....*Evil cackling*)
Hello Lavender~ C:
You actually drew and sent him that?
Yeah... I wonder how he'll react.
*bursts out laughing*
No wonder he thinks us insane! xP
Hi L!
Yeah, I drew it because people seemed to like drawing Tanith in a bikini. So I thought /I'd/ do one. But of Skul :D
*Grins at the thought*
We /are/ insane XD In a good way~! C:
And hey, Luciana~
Hello Lav!:)
SOPHIEEEEEE! I forget people from other parts of the fandom also talk on the blog... *facepalm* Stupid me.
How are you both?
I'm good. :) A bit distant though. Sorry.
How are you?
Eheh~ XD
I'm OK~....I think :D Yourself?
I'm okay-ish.
And then I'm annoyed at my friend because I think he lost some of my SP books -.-"
So I can't read KotW. Since I have a rule about only reading the hardbacks and my new paperbacks.
DAMNIT BOOKS.
Which reminds me... I must buy those Aussie editions tonight. My mum keeps 'forgetting'. So I might have to use the fact that I got full marks in a Spanish CA... c:
*Le gasp* How could anyone lose and SP book?! /Especially/ one that isn't even their own?! D:
._____.
Ahahah, yes. Keep bugging her until you gets the preciouses :D
I'm sure if he tries looking hard enough, or thinks about where he put them last, he'll find them.
Congrats on getting full marks on your Spanish!
He thinks because I have so many it won't matter.
I'll make him give them me on Monday. I MISS MC NPB, DB AND KOTW HBs! D:
So excited for if I can buy them, though! BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL SO AWESOME O_O
IthinkImatadobsessedwithSkulduggerybooks...
Thanks Lav!:3
I'm confused as to how I did it, though. I didn't even learn what I had written. So I have to chance to get an A*. AIMING FOR AN A IN LISTENING AND READING NOW C:
And maybe another CA at A* level to make sure:3
I'm determined to do well...!
How can he say that?! Of course it matters!
Keep pestering him if he doesn't!
Do your best, L! I believe you can do it!
I got a twitter account just so I can see this mysterious tweet :)
Hi Snoogy!
I had a twitter account for a while... But like Derek, I don't tweet either.
Haha, that's definitely reassuring Lav!:3
I tend to think I'm going to fail xD
Dinner. Bbl. Bye!
I lent my MC to Beccah and she got chocolate cake on it...
But anywho, hello all~ How are we?
CHOCOLATE CAKE?! OH LORD NO
And I think I'm OK. Which is insanely weird. For me. D: *Freaked out flailing*
HOW ARE YOU, BECKEH~? 8D
Apologies for vanishing.
I'd explain why, but it doesn't matter, just like I don't matter. :)
*stares at blank word document*
Why don't you write yourself...?
Almost had a heart attack because of the train just now... I'm going to have to get used to this...
WHY DOES THE TRAIN WHISTLE GO OFF AT NEARLY THREE IN THE MORNING?!
*Sigh*
Hi guys...
LUCIANA WHY ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T MATTER? SILLY *Slaps your wrist*
And hello Death Rose. Whaaaat's wrooooong? D:
And when this tweet comes, Derek, I will be there, for I 'follow' (stalk) only the greatest/oddest/awesomest of Twitter People... (Tweeters? Twits? Canaries? Whichever.)
I'll be lurking, however infrequent I may be at actually appearing...
Just feeling like I should burst into tears... Just a feeling...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=98rtEm7sUsU&feature=endscreen
Doctor What!
Oh, and another note;
Derek, as you increasingly mention Twitter, I'll bet that you're getting even MORE followers/stalkers/whichever.
This means that they'll be demanding even MORE Tweets than just the one.
So maybe you should write two tweets. Or three. Or four-hundred-and-twenty-three.
Just to be safe, y'know.
... I'll go, now.
A tweet? Well, now I have an excuse to use Twitter. Normally it's just something I have and never use. Like, ever.
Meanwhile I hope these aren't too annoying and I'm right when I say the last time I tried to ask this it was deleted, because I know it wasn't there whenever I looked, just the ask before it with no actual names attached, but this is me asking to have my two favourite OCs in the books and giving some probably useless information...
Austin Baritone: An English necromancer. He has long-ish blonde hair in a sort of tangled and scraggly style which makes it look like he doesn’t brush it, and generally it looks greasy and unwashed. He has a strong stubble-covered jaw and narrow blue-grey eyes and often looks like he is judging you. He often tries to crack a bad joke in tense or awkward atmosphere and has a thing for the word ‘meanwhile’, but otherwise is very serious and keeps his mind on the task at hand. He doesn’t often seem to like others joking around the way he sometimes does. He stores his necromancer power in a jacket, or maybe a trench coat.
Erin Hades Motionless: A vampire, very pale, too skinny, sickly looking. He has hazel eyes and a blonde bowl cut which has grown a bit long, never shuts up or keeps still, always fidgeting. Craves company during the day and will ask anyone to be his friend. At night he is locked in his best friend’s dungeon. As he talks too much, he often says things he really shouldn’t and tells secrets about others. Generally he’s supposed to be on the bad side but often accidentally helps others. Likes chewing on popcorn…meh, he just likes the taste.
*goes to hide in a hole for the rest of her life*
*Laughs*
Taia, your brilliant!
And Sophie, please, call me Death
B-J, nice to meet you!
Like the profile pic of Billy-Ray, Dusk and the Baron!
Valkyrie Pleasant? You have stolen my profile pic...
I bet it will be an epic tweet my friend EVEN if its only saying
How do I use this thing or did I do it right?
it's good to always expect the unexpected ....unless the unexpected is the unexplainable! Mwahahaha. (Evil Laugh)
Well Derek we will love that tweet and bring it up as if it was one of our own... Even if its just asking if you tweeted right
HI.
I need food.
Hej EVERYONE :3
Oh, look at that, it's 25 F degrees outside.
That means it's, what, -3.89 Celsius?
Oh my god, I AM SO NERVOUS.
Oh, will you look at that? I came back much sooner than I thought, however it's too early or too late for the residents of whom I was speaking to last night...
Ah, well, I shall endure, and make you acquaintances, which is absolutely understandable, and perhaps I will show up again soon to meet the acquaintances of yesterday...
BE YE WARNED
I shall disappear for longish periods of minutes, for I am writing at the same time and can't write whilst chatting every few minutes. Well, I CAN, but then the writing isn't all that great soooo....
Yesh... so... you've, you know,... been warned. O_o ~waves arms all around odly~
Also, I meant "NEW acquaintances," rather than "you acquaintances."
And only talk oddly sometimes, to be honest.
*reappears and-*
SKYRIL!!
*tackles*
Hey!!
TAIA! HIYA!
How art thou?
~glomps back, RIGHT after you had just stood up~
Well then, greetings to Skyril. 'Tis a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
LOL, I'm good, thanks. A little sleep deprived, perhaps, but that's nothing new.:P March is drawing ever close, and while March isn't usually a favourite of mine, I've been looking forward to this one. :D
How're you?
Hey guys
Ah, greetings Eden.
And a wonderful morrow to you as well sir.
How are you upon this dawn?
Greetings Sir Reingington. Your name sounds familiar, and I do believe we have met at some point before, however it was, indeed, a while ago.
@Taia
Cool :3
March isn't usually a favorite for me either, except for those times when a storm hits and one sits out on the porch on the damp cement eating watermelon, :P, but I think this one will be a little bit better.
And I'm well, thank you! Well, mostly "well." A cold is hanging on persistently, but it's practically gone, and, otherwise, I am well. :]
Too early to be up
And, as you can see, just then was one of those times in which I disappeared for several minutes. >.< I STILL feel the urge to apologize, but as I did forewarn you, I'll resist.
:P
I'm almost done with chapter five of this very-fun-indeed FF which I'm doing! And when one is about to finish- or, at least, when I'M about to finish- I get somewhat excited and want to..., you know, finish, RIGHT NOW. :P
Hiya, Zafira!
Lol, I understand your sentiments, but for the past... oh, year or two, I've made it a habit to get up relatively early, and I definitely don't sleep past 8,or at least very rarely. The day seems to much longer, and you can have some private hours while everyone else is asleep :], well, sometimes, as my dad is an early riser, but for the past few months he hasn't risen quite as early, so I AM alone :P
As fine as one can be.
Bu that's when I get up at 5 or 6, not 8. He's always up by 8 :P
HI PEOPLE!
Wbd. I'm gonna leave all my homework till last minute coz I have so much writing and drawing and playlisting and general STUFF to do at home. :P
Ah, greetings Star. Yes Skyril, I do believe we may have met long ago.
Oh that reminds me I have homework.
Stupid homework.
Now that you put that in my head I'm gonna do it as I comment.
*eyes Skyril's cold menacingly* Still, I'm glad you're 'mostly' well.
Oh? Porches, Storms and Watermelon? That sounds brilliant! I must remember to try that, sometime.
And, no worries, writing is both fun and important, (particularly the endings), and I'll probably find myself disappearing, too. I keep starting random 'Doodles', and then get incredibly carried away with them...
@Sir Reignington
Indeed, I haven't been on the blogs very frequently as of late, due to my lack of time to be able to, and when I am, I'm ofton off writing and chatting with a few people from the blogs whom I've known for a very long time. I apologize, for I would surely enjoy visiting more consistently, but I fail to on many occasions. Once again, however, I shall promise to try to make an appearance less discordantly.
@Taia
Definitely! Storms, porches, and watermelon, have been a tradition since I was a little girl, but we haven't done it recently. I'm definitely going to as soon as it's warm enough too, however :D
Lol, that's awesome, though, that you keep drawing really cool pictures developed from doodles originally.
Of course, Skyril. I need no apologies, due to my convenient forgetting of you, I lacked even the basic knowledge that you were absent from the Blog. Your apologies, however, as pointless as they be, are still quite appreciated.
:(
Sorry, Eden.
As I wasn't at school on Monday and as I unusually got barely amy hmwk during the week, I don't have any hmwk for Monday. O_O
Which is nice. I'm gonna finish making my mum's birthday present, write for a bit, maybe do playlisting then get drawing Mycroft then go back to writing.
That is the plan. :)
Hello?
Ah, Willow, greetings! I regrettably have not seen you in quite some time.
Hey Willow.
I find it difficult to wake up early, because I don't sleep well, for the most part.
It generally takes me until one or two o'clock to sleep, and then, on weekdays, I get up at quarter to seven. That's about HALF of what I'd like to get, nightly.
That's why I usually spend weekends and holidays sleeping - I've gotta catch up again. :P
Ugh gtg Bloglandians
DEREK PLEASE ANSWER
When did te war with Mevolent start and end?
Hi Star! Hi Willow!
LOL, Skyril. The one trouble with the 'Doodles that I got carried away with,' is that I end up going into hyper-detail, and then get bored, so everything looks sort of half-finished. :P
Dunno, Zaf. And fours!
Hi, Willow!
How is everyone?
Grand, just doing homework.
Oh.
A-little-over-quarter past one? Darn. I have to go do something 'constructive'.
Bye, all! *leaves hugs and cake*
Bye, Taia! *hugs*
Q
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Mine
Mine
Wmine
Whoooo!
LOL, Sir Reingington, alright. I just have the urge to apologize [wonders if there's another word for that because it's overused] when I've... caused inconvenience, I suppose you could call it.
@Taia
BYE, Taia!
And the half finished doodle are probably still cool. See, maybe you could get back to them all someday, and you'll want to finish them and make them even MORE epica :P
Ok, I have to go eat breakfast, and as I just heard my dad going into the breakfast area a few minutes ago, he's probably just about done and will want to get on the computer anyway.
SO I BID Y'ALL FAREWELL!
I can't help sayinf "y'all." It's imprinted forever into my vocabulary.
Now... goodbye. Might make an appearance later today :P
BYE!
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