Monday, January 7, 2013

A New Post

"Write a new blog post," they say. Like it's that easy. Like it's that simple.

And what if I have nothing to talk about? What if there is nothing I WANT to talk about? Don't I get a say in any of this? Doesn't my opinion MATTER?

And of course the Twitter people are nudging me. Every. Single. Day. I can't escape them. They're getting into my head.

They're in my DREAMS...

I'm all achey. I've had a long day and I'm tired. All I want to do is go to bed- and yet going to bed before 2 AM always seems like a waste of time. Like there's something I could be doing, some work I could be getting done...

33,000 words done on Book 8, by the way.

This time last year (January 6th) I started KOTW. I had been hideously delayed because of work to the house I'd been having done, and the deadline was fast approaching. So this year, having 33,000 words done by this stage is something of a relief. I am, of course, assuming that I can continue writing at the same rate. So, er, hopefully I can.

Wrote a cool scene yesterday. It involves Fletcher. It involves blood. It involves AWESOMENESS.

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

First one! There! It's mine!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Wow that was more fun than it should have been. Hi Derek! (Do you even read these?!?) Thanks for the post!!!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I WANT THE AWESOMENESS!!!!! And this should be cool because (well, first and foremost because Derek is writing the book, but secondly because) Fletcher usually avoids blood. It makes sense. I mean, he can teleport.

ChapterHouse-Reads said...

THIRD!

ChapterHouse-Reads said...

FOURTH!

ChapterHouse-Reads said...

SIXTH!

ChapterHouse-Reads said...

WOO-HOO!

ChapterHouse-Reads said...

It's Eddie BTW, of Editor's Article. Just changed my name. HELLO NIXON!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I nearly got first.

But my iPod shorcutted.



Once again.

F*ck you iPod.


BUT DEREK INCLUDE A SCENE BETWEEN AND VAL. V CAIN (IVY ANIMOSITY) in Book 8, please???


Mention Lynxia Lost too.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Please DEREK PLEASE.

*begs*

ChapterHouse-Reads said...

"And of course the Twitter people are nudging me. Every. Single. Day. I can't escape them. They're getting into my head.
They're in my DREAMS..."
LOL
We're in his dreams people! Derek Landy Dreams about us!

nights.raven said...

poor Derek *hands him a cookie*

That's awesome how much you have done :D
will it be released around the same time that KOTW was released? September-ish? August-ish? around there?

ChapterHouse-Reads said...

TWEET DEREK!
Thats all you need to do. One little tweet, like Hello! er something like thats.

Unknown said...

AWESOMENESS IS AWESOME.

ChapterHouse-Reads said...

I often go through Bloggers Block. Happens to all of us.
Nothing to blog about, yet you promised your followers a post!
Very hard thing to do blogging.

Ariana Shade said...

Oops, I commented with someone else's account.

nights.raven said...

and, I know you get alot of questions about the movie, but I was wondering if you had a director in mind? I'd read somewhere that you were considering Tim Burton.

I'd like to make a suggestion (just a suggestion), may i suggest either Peter Jackson, the director of The Hobbit and The LOTR trilogy, or Stephen Speilberg?

Once again, just a suggestion.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hi there!

Drew O'Connor said...

Damn it Landy!!

Ring a bell or something for a new post...

33,000 words is such an achievement *high fives the Landy*

Oh and if you hear people calling me the 'Golden Goddess'. Please know I had no part in it, Death Rose started all that...

nights.raven said...

hi everyone!

Anonymous said...

Yay for book 8!!!

ChapterHouse-Reads said...

hey raven!

Drew O'Connor said...

Oh and thank you about Dublin Daes Fabi... I hadn't realized that you read it already...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Aww i missed Derek?

nights.raven said...

hi BookGazer! how r u?

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Tweet Derek! You know you want to!

And now I shall go sleep. Goodbye!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Now that you posted Derek maybe spare some time to talk to us? I seriously need someone to talk to I'm upset

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Derek Landy, if you do read these, I wrote you a thing! (I don't want to say letter because I don't think it's quite long enough for that, but something like a letter) It is a very deep and heartfelt thing that I likely will not be repeating, so I hope you like it!

Anonymous said...

I'm a fast reader. Always have been. Especially when the story rocks!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh!! BLOODY HELL 33,000 words?! Well i guess you are a god

Alastair Cruciatus said...

What's wrong, Zafria? (ok I just realized you don't know me at all) But if you want to talk to me (I certainly won't force you to) I'll listen.

Anonymous said...

From the way Derek sounded in the post, I doubt he wants to talk.

Drew O'Connor said...

Oh stop... it's not that good!

So tell us... best parts, characters, things you didn't like...

I like knowing what my reader thinks.

Anonymous said...

Aretha, don't worry, you make friends fast here!
I used to just silently read the posts, and I only started commenting a week or two ago!
Hi, I'm Fabi/Fab/Fabzilla!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I wish Derek would talk he's actually the one i want to talk to he might make some insane comment that'd make me feel better

*nods*

Meh if i can handle this i shall talk

NOM Ominous said...

Yay Fletcher.
I like Fletcher. He can teleport.

Lavender Hope said...

Of course your opinion matters, Derek!

It's just... We talk too much. :P

Congrats on having 33,000 words!


And first page comment! Haven't done that in a while!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ah wait i never introduced myself!

Zafira Kerias Grand Mage of America (eh in Bloglad only) and MIGHT be an Elder in the books if Derek so decides

nights.raven said...

hi thrust and lavender!

NOM Ominous said...

Yes! Congrats! New post tomorrow, okay? We DO talk too much.
Uh Oh. School again tomorrow.

nights.raven said...

sorry if i dont say hi to everyone, am trying to keep up with the convo and do other things

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I think he went to bed DAMN IT right when you need the man....

nights.raven said...

i think u might be right..
dang it! i wanted to say hi to him

NOM Ominous said...

That would make me take a really long time to read the books. I'd have to stop at your name every time I see it, look up at the ceiling and laugh.

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Raven!

Hi everyone else!

NOM Ominous said...

Why would he go to bed if there's stuff that may possibly need doing? Like talking to us!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I have a joke im gonna be in class and knowing me luck ill be dead in the war and then ill read my death and spazz and scream I DIED

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

DEREK! DONT LET THOSE TWITTER PEOPLE BECOM E TOO POWERFUL!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Wait wait wait wait wait.... Did I hear that right? Derek Landy... Puts his fans... In his books? Wait- wait- really? There's actally a chance that one of us could be actually IN the Skulduggery Pleasant series?!?!?! I... Oh my gosh... I would have started posting years ago... CONGRATULATIONS ZAFRIA KERIAS!!!!! WOW THAT IS SO COOL!! THE FACT THAT HE'S EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT IS JUST.... WOW!!!!!! By the way, what kind of magic do all of you have?

Robin Snowscar said...

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME WE'D MOVED O.O

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Also, hey Fabi! I'm Aretha. (I guess that's kind of obvious but still) And as of yet, at least, I have no nicknames.

Robin Snowscar said...

It involves Fletcher? DEREK WHY? I WANTED HIM OUT. *cries in a corner*

Lavender Hope said...

I'd do the same, Thrust. :P

Yeah, Arthea. Hi btw. :) He already put Kallista Pendragon(I know her!) and Ember Rose was it? Someone with the last name Rose.

They were in the sixth book. :)

Sorry, a little distant.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HI ARETHA!! have we met? No I don't think so..

well HI

I'm Jubilance or Jubi... It's really just Jubi... unles you wanna type out "Jubilance"
But I wouldn't... I'm lazy that way.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Aretha basically well in book 6 Kalista was a Minion In KOTW Harmony is who Becky created xD

So yeah well sit down Aretha here's how it happened: i became Grand Mage of America and KOTW came out and on October 5th Landy FIRED ME so we rose against our god and started OTOA Operatoin Take Over America to get me back me job but Derek didnt listen finally December 23rd i asked him and he said " I will CONSIDER making ypu an Elder but i MIGHT kill you"

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Sorry Robin! T.T I do recall leaving a thing that said he made a new post... Well, no matter, you're here now!

NOM Ominous said...

I really hope you become grand mage in the books. THAT WOULD BE EXCELLENT. It would be awesome to know I know the dead Grand Mage better than whoever else I convince to read the books.

Anonymous said...

My network is being stubborn, sorry about that, Em. I liked that I could clearly picture what was going on in my head the entire time. I can't think how else to put it...

Duck said...

NOT FRIST! YAY

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Thrust Elder i'd be and i dunno if he will he could seriously hate my guts which i believe Derek hates me

Anonymous said...

And Welcome, Aretha!

Duck said...

I would have been first but I didn't have an account. So I made one (I'm so proud of myself).

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

AAGGH!!!!!!! *runs around screaming*

SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW!!!!!!!

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robin Snowscar said...

*sits in a corner*

I'll just sit here.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

erm... HI THERE RENDOM FIRE HAND!
ran I call you Random? or maybe Fire? Or Hand?

Anonymous said...

Welcome, Random Fire Hand!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*random...

NOM Ominous said...

I said he made a new post even before I posted here! Now how's THAT for considerate?!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*can


spelling sucks

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hiya!! Wait are you an Ameriminion?

nights.raven said...

hi robin! long time no see, how r u?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Wow this is so cool! You guys can't see it but my face is just lighting up right now!!!! If you ever feel like putting me in a book, Derek, I'll even help you come up with really clever awful ways to kill me! I'll be the most tragic character ever, I promise!!! I'll be like a character in one of Gordon's books- really kind and noble and all that and then I'll die terribly. PLEASE?!?? That would just, like, make my life. And hi everybody who's saying hi to me! You're all so nice, oh my gosh!

Robin Snowscar said...

I love you Thrust<3

Robin Snowscar said...

Yo raven!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Hi Aretha! I know I'm such a nice person... ^^

I'm also very modest!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

We Bloglandians dont bite only Derek bites

Lavender Hope said...

You can call me Lav, or Hope if you don't want to type Lavender.

Also, I'm an adept with the ability to shapeshift into any animal in the world, as long as its not extinct. Or fictional. Oh- and I can only be an animal for two and a half hours.

Also, I have to change back to human form before another animal and when I'm an animal, I can communicate through thoughts.

Also- I'm giving Star credit for thinking up the animal shape shifter magic and giving it to me. We were creating our magical disciplines together.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Zaf, does the Derek Lizard bite?

Anonymous said...

[Rolls eyes at Jubi]
I gtg. SPPB is evil!!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Oh! Clemy bites too....

Duck said...

People, call me by my full name: Random Fire Hand
or Duck.
Duck is a cool name

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

BYE FABI!!

and no... SPPB IS AMAZING AND MAHU IS EVIL! I HATE IT SO MUCH I MADE IT MY PROFILE PIC!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Ok... I'll just call you Duck... :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yes! It bites! It bit me!

*has Derek lizard in time out*

DEREK LANDY WAKE UP AND TALK

Lavender Hope said...

Course we are, Arthea.

*smiles*
That's us.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

He's probly just sitting on his computer and stalking us..

Anonymous said...

Umbrellas are not evil.
Smoking and drugs are.
This is the part where you either admit I'm right or don't.

Lavender Hope said...

Bye Fabi!

Okay Duck. XD

Sorry, I'm slow at commenting. XP

NOM Ominous said...

WELCOME ARETHA!
I usually put new people I meet into a swimming pool of burning confetti, but I haven't got a swimming pool anymore, so here's the burning confetti..
*Tosses burning confetti*

Oh yeah. And we have a GIRAFFE PIT!

Robin Snowscar said...

*plays with fire*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Why is it i wish Sanguine a horrible death? I do, and Landy is ignoring us watch

Duck said...

What are you talking about Fabi
UMBRELLAS ARE EVIL!
One was stalking me the other day

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Seriously though I will come up with awful ways my character could die. I've got TONS of awful ways to die already. I'll come up with horrible ways to kill off other characters, too! OR I'll help come up with ways to make them (or myself) horribly LIVE! Like one of those things where your life is so awful that living is more of a torture than death. Basically I would do pretty much anything for a chance to work with Derek Landy. Also, Zafria, I am totally behind you as Grand Mage! I'll be a detective, if you want. ;) Or an assasin. Or an anything, really- I'm just so glad to be here!

Lavender Hope said...

WHERE, THRUST?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

HAHAHA!!! FIRE!!!

There is FIRE!!!

*accidently sets Derek lizard on fire*

Robin Snowscar said...

I like Sanguine. He's my favourite bad guy.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Zaf, You could always use the LAKE as a swimming pool..

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Awesome! Okay well i got a detective but you can be an assassin

NOM Ominous said...

*kicks evil very hard in the face*

Lavender Hope said...

How could an umbrella stalk you, Duck?

Lavender Hope said...

Not the same, Jubi. There's a difference between the lake and a swimming pool.

The lake has a kraken. I think.

Duck said...

They're everywhere!
They just keep on following me all the time
Keeping tabs on me, finding my weaknesses, the usual stalker thing

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Sweet!!! Just a few hours of conspiring with you guys and I'm already an assasin for the Grand Mage! You guys have just made my life so much happier!!! Oh, and regarding the umbrella that was stalking Duck... What if it was an enchanted umbrella?

Lavender Hope said...

Unless that was the one Mist killed.

But I thought there was another one...?



Sorry, talking to myself. XP

Anonymous said...

MAHU stands for Mycroft (Holmes) and his umbrella.
mahuvians.blogspot.com
Jubi is head of SPPB Sherlock Pipe/Patches BrIgade.
We are having a ded battle.
MAHU is winning!
..and on that note I really gtg.
Bye again!!!!

nights.raven said...

brb

Drew O'Connor said...

Wait... Duck??

As in the little boy from The Walking Dead game, Duck??

Or just your normal feathered foul?

Oh and do NOT start calling me the Golden Goddess, please people, no need... Damn that Death Rose lol

Anonymous said...

I can assure you, Duck. The umbrella was not one of ours.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

ok, I have to go and watch Supernatural now- I'll probably come back here once I reach Bloody Mary and die of fear. (I already have a thing about mirrors.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Just need DEREK TO COME ON AND POST

He hasta eventually

*grumbles*

Lavender Hope said...

That's what we're here for, Aretha. To make people happy. :)

*facepalms*
Just realized that I was spelling your name weong that whole time. IMSOSORRY!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

ALL HAIL EMERALD MELODY THE GOLDEN GODDESS

Duck said...

No, just an innocent fluffy duck

Lavender Hope said...

Okay, Raven.

Bye again, Fabi! Bye Aretha!

He doesn't need to post, Zaf. He just needs to comment. ;)

Robin Snowscar said...

I don't like lots of people. Bye guys!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I put post? See im mental

DEREK DEREK DEREK!!! WE LOVE YOU

Drew O'Connor said...

That's alright because it was sad with Duck in the game...

Zafira! Knock it off!!

And what the hell lads, I leave the dashboard page for 1 min and my views and followers have gained on BOTH Dublin Daes blogs...

Seriously... stop it lol

Lavender Hope said...

Bye Robin! Yeah, it's more complicated with a lot of people, but it's fun. :)

*hails Em*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

But that means you and Derek are the Golden Ones!

Drew O'Connor said...

Ah lads come on... knock it off lol

I don't deserve it!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yeah you do

Lavender Hope said...

*stops hailing Em*
*smiles*
Come on, now. Every good author needs good readers. And you're a great author, Em!

NOM Ominous said...

DEREK LANDY MUST APPEAR.

Kallista Pendragon- The Beautiful Zombie Queen and Thief in Black said...

Hi Derek! Glad to hear the book is comign out well. :)
I would not mind another mention in the book. :D
(meaning my oc, Kallista Pendragon)
Don't have much to say lately.
Seems all my words are taken from me before I can say them. (at home, not here)
But I really lack the inspiration now.
For a while teh people here really offset the verbal, emotional, and mental(and sometimes physical) abuse my parents heap on me. But peopel get busy and have their own lives. I am tryign hard to make it on my own. So many of you deal with worse and are still strong.
I have doubted God's love for me. But not anymore. I think He loves the downtrodden and poor of heart and spirt more then anyone. I just have to be stronger and endure longer. I am trying.
Anyhow, I think I will be around a bit more, just in the background as I try to cope.
Seeing everyone here and Derek's new poats makes me smile again.

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Kal!
*hugs*
I missed you. Please be strong, kay? We're here for you.

*smiles*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

DEREK!!! Im not asking you to even comment back to this but eh here it goes: before i got on i got told by a so called friend im a demon and that ill never achieve my goal to be an actor and that ill never be in Book 8 because im a b**ch thats what they said and i gpt angered told them off and was told more horrible things how im undeserving to even Blogspeak to you! I told them that any Minion is deserving and they said im nothing but a b**ch and ignored me

Duck said...

Hey Derek
Just wondering if, after SP, you will write any more books. You should you know. You're a great author.
Or will you just write more books about the characters in Skulduggery (which is even better btw)

Lavender Hope said...

*hugs Zaf*
Of course you're deserving! Whoever that "friend" of yours is, they don't know what they're talking about.

And you CAN be an actress if you work hard and put your mind to it. Don't give up!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I try i try my damn hardest to be a good person! Idk what the hell i did to get THAT but i did and i wanna punch the little demon

NOM Ominous said...



YES! DEREK! COME ON AND ANSWER THAT POPULAR QUESTION! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

Zaf. NO ONE should speak to the Grand Mage like that.

kingbirdy said...

the important question is if it's Fletcher's blood.

Lavender Hope said...

*looks at Duck*
I recognize that picture. But you didn't have it earlier, did you? I didn't notice.

And yes, please Derek! It would be very cool if you wrote more books about the characters from SP!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Nobody should yet they did! Fellow Silent Minion mind you they know what Derek said and I proved them that he said he'd consider it and yet look what i get out of NOWHERE

Lavender Hope said...

*shudders at kingbirdy's comment*
I do not even want to think about that.


Zaf, I just thought of something. Maybe your 'friend' was just jealous that you might be in book 8. Maybe they're also jealous because you already are a good actress. Even when you RP!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

OH MY GOD DEREK DID YOU KILL FLETCHER?! OR MYRA?!?


You sick, sick person...



No wonder I love your books.


Also, we should probably schedule meeting up... I'll be in Ireland at the end of March.

Lavender Hope said...

That could be why they said that.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dunno i mean i only told people who asked about OTOA and itself isnt a lot they were all happy for me the day i foud out and i said it in the most modest way

NOM Ominous said...

Well they're just an idiot. They may have been jealous. OBVIOUSLY you deserve it. But that's just one of the many things that accompanies being so high in status. YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH PEOPLE WHO MAY DO STUPID THINGS FOR NO REASON!

Don't worry about whatever one mangy little demon says.

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Val!

That's cool you get to go to Ireland! AND meet Derek!

Drew O'Connor said...

OR...

And how about this for a twist lads...

What if Darquesse kills Fletcher and Myra??

Anonymous said...

Commenting now to be on the first page, but I'm not actually here.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Hey guys!! Wbd...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

What pisses me off is a MINION said that! >:(

I dunno what Derek will say if he does read that i dunno i dont expect anything from him honestly

NOM Ominous said...

Ah, well that's where you're wrong Kes! *shoots darts into her*

Lavender Hope said...

*should probably mention that I haven't read the 7th book yet*
But I've already heard a few things...

Still, it's much better reading the book than hearing what happens.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sits in tree*

Never been that serious before

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Random song time!



I'm in a car and I'm singinggggggggggg! And it is pouring out, as per usuaaaaaalllllllllll!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

If you like, dear Grand Mage, I shall find whoever said that and kill them. (or just arrest them, if you insist on being politically correct) Such crimes should not go unpunished. And please don't give up on acting!

Lavender Hope said...

Hi and okay, Jubi!

Really, Kes?
*sees Thrust shooting darts at her*

Maybe Derek is reading the comments. Maybe he will say something about that.

After all, I get the feeling he reads at least the first page comments.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Zaf, who is this person? Since I'm an assassin (well... APPRENTICE) Seph and I can kill him/her for you :P

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Was it an Ameriminion?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hey Derek, you should teach me to do an Irish accent.

*coughthatwayIcouldbeintheSPmoviebecauseImaprettygoodactressandlookalotlikeValkyrieasidefrommyheightcough*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

An American minion

Kilandra Xyle said...

Hi people!


Derek did you kill Myra? You better not have. *to myself* Now what am I supposed to do?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...





[JAVERT]
Valjean, at last,
We see each other plain
`M'sieur le Mayor,'
You'll wear a different chain!

[VALJEAN]
Before you say another word, Javert
Before you chain me up like a slave again
Listen to me! There is something I must do.
This woman leaves behind a suffering child.
There is none but me who can intercede,
In Mercy's name, three days are all I need.
Then I'll return, I pledge my word.
Then I'll return...

[JAVERT]
You must think me mad!
I've hunted you across the years
Men like you can never change
A man such as you.

[VALJEAN (in counterpoint)]
Believe of me what you will
There is a duty that I'm sworn to do
You know nothing of my life
All I did was steal some bread
You know nothing of the world
You would sooner see me dead
But not before I see this justice
done
I am warning you Javert
I'm a stronger man by far
There is power in me yet
My race is not yet run
I am warning you Javert
There is nothing I won't dare
If I have to kill you here
I'll do what must be done!

[JAVERT (in counterpoint)]
Men like me can never change
Men like you can never change
No,
24601
My duty's to the law - you have no
Rights
Come with me 24601
Now the wheel has turned around
Jean Valjean is nothing now
Dare you talk to me of crime
And the price you had to pay
Every man is born in sin
Every man must choose his way
You know nothing of Javert
I was born inside a jail
I was born with scum like you
I am from the gutter too!

[Valjean breaks a chair and threatens Javert with the broken piece. Turns to Fantine]

[VALJEAN]
[to Fantine] And this I swear to you tonight

[JAVERT]
[to Valjean] There is no place for you to hide

[VALJEAN]
Your child will live within my care

[JAVERT]
Wherever you may hide away

[VALJEAN]
And I will raise her to the light.

[VALJEAN AND JAVERT]
I swear to you, I will be there!

[They fight, Javert is knocked out. Valjean escapes]






Lavender Hope said...

*sits in the tree beside Zaf and hugs her*
Maybe it'll get better. They might be mad at you now, but maybe they'll forget about it.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

KILANDRA!!!!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Oh- sorry, I meant, was it an Ameriminion that insulted Zafria?

Eve the ROCK said...

Guys, I have one thing to say. Well, more than one thing, but ---

STOP BOTHERING DEREK. He's not your slave. He'll post when he wants to. Ask him for your character to be in his book once or twice. Don't spam about it. He'll choose whether he wants to put random fans in his book or not. Sooner or later Derek is going to become very annoyed. If he hasn't already.

I can't exactly speak for Derek, but guuuuuysssssssss! Have some class. :P

Kilandra Xyle said...

Jubi- Your picture: I should have saw that coming.

NOM Ominous said...

Hello Kilandra!

Lavender Hope said...

ZAFFFFF! I love Les Miz! :D

Did you watch the movie? It was amazing! Better than I thought it would be!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No Engliminion (English/British Minion)

Thats who insulted me! A god damned Silent Minion because they have no damn heart Derek has more of a heart

Eve the ROCK said...

Hahahahaha. Kessie, I love you. XD

*long distance hug*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

xD

I think Fabi died

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I love it! I loved it saw it last Tiesday and sobbed a lot

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I rly wanna see it...

Kilandra Xyle said...

Hi Thrust! Hi Grand Mage!

Eve, is there something wrong with you? Why would anyone love Kessie?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Guys can i have first if im still up? I wanna ded something badly

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Well, Eve the ROCK, you are certainly right. And I'm sure Derek will appreciate your post. Just keep in mind, also, that we are fans and followers of Skulduggery Pleasant. We may be funny and intelligent and incredibly kind to each other, but can we really be expected to act mature? We read books about a 400+ year old talking skeleton who wears tailored suits.

Kilandra Xyle said...

Saw what last Tuesday?

Lavender Hope said...

How did they say that to you then? They don't even know you!

Hi Aretha! Hi Eve! Hi Kilandra!

Kilandra Xyle said...

Hi Lavender!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I know them from my rp page she used to rp wth me

Lavender Hope said...

Yeah, we minions are insane, remember? ;P

Oh my gosh, I cried a lot too!

And I don't mind letting you get first, Zaf. If no one else does first.

Anonymous said...

Just because Fabi isn't annoying you at this moment doesn't mean she's dead!
I had homework. X-(

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hasnt Derek told us enough times xD

nights.raven said...

back, but i gtg now, bye all! *hands them all cookies*

hi/bye Derek! *hands him his own cookie*

Anonymous said...

Zaf, as long as that something does not include SPPB.

nights.raven said...

(he's not online, but im giving him a cookie anyway)

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

No Zaf! DON'T LISTEN TO FABI!! SHE'S EEEEVVVIIILL

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the cookie! [eats]

Lavender Hope said...

Oh. Then like I said. Probably jealous with your RP/acting skills. Just ignore it then. They're not proper minions if they don't stick with the group. We minions stick together!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

And Fabi said that you died because of my pic :P

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

One day more until revolution we will whip it in the butt we will be ready for these schoolboys they will wet themselves with blood

Anonymous said...

I'm not the one who puts 'destroy MAHU' as my profile pic.
Zaf, you can have first if you don't ded to SPPB an if you get past Jubi. I can't vouch for Jubi.

Drew O'Connor said...

Everyone completely ignored my twisted suggestion...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey c'mon i havent ded in AGES Jubi we'll see

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Fabi!

Hi/bye Raven! Thanks for the cookie! *noms cookie*

*suddenly remembers last year's Easter egg Eve gave me*
Did I eat that already? I completely forgot.

Anonymous said...

Suggestion? Sorry, I didn't see it.
[Looks back]

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Em! Hiya

Lavender Hope said...

That's cause it's too twisted to think about, Em.
*is meaning it in a joking way, please don't take it seriously*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I SHALL GET FIRST!

Anonymous said...

No you won't, Jubi.

Drew O'Connor said...

About the mention of Fletcher and the blood thing...

I said what if it's Darquesse who kills Fletcher and Myra...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Jubi please? C'mon i never ded ill ded to SPPD

Anonymous said...

Definitely twisted, Em.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

EM HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT??

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ME!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ME!!!

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