And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
Friday, December 21, 2012
The Button
This story- which I had intended to be REALLY REALLY short and funny and quirky- eventually became a little longer. And a lot less funny. But this is it.
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
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«Oldest ‹Older 3001 – 3200 of 4945 Newer› Newest»hiya people!!
People? What people?
I seem to have a strange habit of showing up at the same time as someone else does...
*person
Hi, Jubi!
*people
Posted
FABI!!!!!!!
hi.
DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
Hiya!! I got bored with just Death Rose so I added Thorn to it!
Rose Thorn... I like that...
Meep.
*is not here still*
Aloha, Death!
Ooh! [Goes to read post]
Hiya Lavo!
LAV!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
*reads death's post*
Ok, Lav, see you when you are here!
I got to clean! BBS!
If not bs, BYE!
Ok See you/Bye!
We're going back
Back in time
To a time I've never been.
But I would stay
And watch you play...
Not knowing how to fit in...
Erm... Thought of the moment... It literally popped into my head now and I just had to type it before I forgot...
Still not here. Bye.
Distant...writing an Adamantha chapter.
Mantha is so awesome! I love that she has that oomph to her!
BYE DEATH!
LAV! I was just wondering... when are you gonna post your MC chapter??
Oh. Okay. Nice poem, btw.
[Thinks]
You know, if we go back one more post, I won't have existed yet.
It's like editing the past, or something. Really strange to think about. Only it won't be the past, 'cause it'll be then, which'll be now at the time, only...
This is confusing.
oohhhh
TIIMEEE TRAVEEELLLL
Tymetravyl Mystyque.
...SURE!!
:P
you dyn't undyrstynd, yxactly, do you?
Oh wyll.
Nyythyr do Y.
no i undyrstand it...
wyll i OBVIOUSLY undyrstand it bysause i'm typing lyk it...
why yxactly are wy doing thys??
Y'm doyng yt bycyuse Y wynt to. Y dyn't knyw why you yre.
Yt's ryylly wyyrd to syy my old profyle pyc.
WHATS GOING OOOONNNNNN
Ylso, bycyuse yf Nytylye.
I'm doing it because I want to. I don't know why you are.
It's really weird to see my old profile pic.
Also because of Natalie.
yeah i understood tht :P
Well, that's what's going on.
I think. I could be (and probably am) mistaken.
lolll
I don't know HOW I'm still awake.. It's like 12:40 over here..
9:42 here. Officially past my bedtime in three minutes. School tomorrow...
I will brb, got something that needs to happen before curfew.
Will be back (not that I condone staying up past bedtime)
*9:43
you have school tomorrow??? but isn't it MLK day??
I attend a weird private school. We get out early on MLK day, but we don't do many holidays like that. We still have to attend Math and Music and a special history lecture on Civil Rights and MLK himself.
ohhh...
fun...
Well, it's Math and Music for me. Shai has Math and PE.
The lecture should actually be interesting. It's different every year, one year was focused on the "I had a dream speech" the one before on the idea of a non-violent protest. I'm not sure what this year's is...
oh... well
... HAVE FUN IN SCHOOL!!! xP
[shrugs] At least I don't have chemistry!
*laughs*
That was the best poem I've ever thought up! It literally popped into my head, like it wasn't even mine! I thought that up in three seconds or less!
The best part of it was that it was pretty accurate, it RHYMED, and it made sense! But I thought up a RHYMING POEM IN THREE SECONDS THAT MADE SENSE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT.
Hi!
My poems usually rhyme, but the meter is off.
Like I'll just start a new line,
When I hit a rhyme, there's no design.
In a typical poem of mine.
Hi!
Hi Fabi!
All my other rhyming poems are so cheesy. You should read them. I posted them on my random blog.
The first is on the one titled: OMG(I think) and the second was called A Poem, and a message.
Msd
[Is reading]
Er... I gotta go. Sorry.
Might not come back later... Not sure. Maybe.
Bye anyway!
Another deja vu thing... Those three sentences...
*shakes head*
Bye!
Bye, Lav!
Mozart always gives me déjà vu.
I believe we are talking here, now...
*coughDerekneedstomostmoreoften*cough*
Hello. Yes we are. Yes he does.
HELLO THERE FABI!
*tacklehugs*
[is tacklehugged]
Hi, Miss!
*HI MISS!
Distant, finishing post...
Distant as well. Writing like a boss...
I gtg... Good luck with whatever you're writing!! XD
Bye!
We're getting really far back D:
Ah, found it.
HI L!
HI IENI!
*tacklehugs*
HELLO IENI!
HELLO CAIN!
Ooo...people! Hello, Miss Cain! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How's you?
AGH - my mum's trying to get me to go do some work, but I'm too lazy, but msd anyway.
Clover! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How's you?
Is it snowing where you are? We had snow yesterday, but we get today off too:D
I'm good.
Writing like a boss. :D
COLLLLLLLD
and no-one is on Skype D:
I wanted to talk to Cal. BUT HE ISN'T THERE. Damnit, Callum >_>
HOW ARE YOU?
Yes, we've got plenty of snow. School starts at 11, but I can't make it because snow!
Ah, sounds fun:)
I'm probably going to clear our path at some point, for extra pocket money to buy more S.P books *grins*
I'm fairly good, danke, except my mum will be shouting in my ear all day for me to work D:
Ah, that's good:) We're just shut all day and my friends' school starts at 10:40, so I'm just going to laugh at the at the fact they have to go.
OOOH.
L, I WILL GO ON MY BLOG NOW AND POST PICTURES OF MY SP BOOKS AND DEREK SKULL, OK?
Cuz I finally uploaded them to my computer XD
WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YAY!
I NEED TO EARN MORE MONEY FOR SP BOOKS EVEN THOUGH I CAN AFFORD TO BUY ALL THE ONES I WANT. I JUST WANT TO BUY SOME OTHER BOOKS, TOO c:
Ooo...which ones are you missing off your collection?
Kingdom of the Wicked Large Paperback and a Mortal Coil Collector's Edition Hardback, that I cannot find at all... D:
BUT I WANT THE AUSSIE EDS, NOW. AND I'MMA LOOK INTO BUYING THEM IN FRENCH OR SPANISH
Hmmm.
I only have $50...
G2g - byebye
Haha, Skully Forbery?
BYE, IENI!
Oui, Skully Fourbery!
Y, me gustaría leer Detective Esquelito.
BYE IENI!
The other languages ones are tempting...
But I want to get others first.
Hiya Miss Cain!!
HELLO DEATH!
Hi Lucy!!
*Tacklehugs*
How are we?
(Referring to all who are here)
I AM ALRIGHT, THANK YOUUUUUU
Searching for Aussie SP books :P
How're you?
HI DEATH!
I'm gooooooooooooooood.
Looking for more booooooooooks :D
I'm grade but I have to go.... Sorry!
BYE!!
BYE DEATH!
BYE DEATH!
I REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD TO GO BACK TO THE 2011 POSTS.
*coughs*
Sorry, again, not here.
*dissolves*
*reappears*
Okay, I don't think anyone's left by dissolving before. Maybe, but I don't remember. Either way, that's a cool way to leave. Bai!
*dissolves again*
Anybody there...?
HELLO.
SORRY, DISTANT. STILL LOOKING FOR MORE BOOKS...
Miss Cain! Hello again! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How's you?
Ugh, just been cleaning out the path outside. Too much effort for ye lazy people like me D:
I'M HERE!
JUST EXPLAINING TO CAIN ABOUT MY SP BOOKS
and the aussie eds of SP
HELLO AGAIN L.
SKYPE WAS FUN :D
Clover! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How's you?
Agh, I wish I could get Skype, but this computer doesn't have a webcam:(
Gah, attempting to put batteries in a camera. This proves to be a very challenging task.
Putting batteries in a camera is very hard indeed, Ieni.
WHY MUST THE BOOKS I WANT MOST HAVE TO BE THE ONES THAT ARE UNAVAILABLE?!
It actually was. Neither me or my mum could do it. I got my sister to do it in the end. It was opening the thing that was hard.
Because, life is harsh.
Hi guys...
You didn't have to move back another post but thank you anyway...
Why am I always crying around you people, you are all too sweet and awesome...
I THINK THE IRIMINIONS ARE ACTUALLY AT SCHOOL D:
Bless 'em
I HAVE TO GO NOW.
BUT I'LL BE BACK!!!
*disappears*
BYE CAIN!
Everyone is so quiet today D:
Even on Skype Manda and Em are pretty quiet D,:
No I'm here...
Just had to drag the breakfast bowl away from my baby before it rained Coco Pops in the kitchen.
GAH
THIS GAME IS SO FRUSTRATING!
What game?
I don't know.
It's on the tablet
YUSSSSS, AUSSIES ARE ON SKYPE AND CALLUM IS ONLINE c:
I've missed Skype
Wbd
HULLO AGAIN!
HELLO AGAIN CAIN!
Visions of greed you waaaaaaaaallow
Honestly, I thought he was saying "Rivers of weed, your wall, oh" the very first time I heard this song.
After a few more moments of What The Hell, I decided to look up the lyrics. Ever since, I've been hoping that someone would say something to which I could reply with a sentence containing the word "wallow" so I could weird them out. :P
So I should probably talk about pigs and mud more often, I guess. XD
Hullo...
MISSY! Say something about pigs!
SPIDER PIG, SPIDER PIG,
DOES WHATEVER SPIDER PIG DOES. :P
Ooops.
Double comment.
Ack. I don't have anything to say to that. Oh well.. :P
HI MISSYYYYYYYY!!!
HELLO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!
*tacklehugs*
DEREK HAS POSTED!!
*runs*
...Fabi just spammed for last.
I waited there an hour.
...Balls.
[Politely asks that you double-check your facts.]
Apologies.
I associated your name to that picture for some reason. I don't know all - or any, really - of you newer minions, yet.
Again, sorry.
[Darth Vader voice]
Apology accepted.
As far as newer minions go, I am the one who:
Murders cheese
Has a plastic owl for a pet
Talks about Glitch a lot
Goes slightly insane around fire
Sings Hayley Westenra songs
I also do other, less interesting things.
Like introduce myself.
...and on that note, I should be sleeping now.
Night!
*nods*
Fair enough. Newer minions seem a hell of a lot less crazy than the older minions. I'll let you decide among yourselves if that's a good thing.
Bye Fabi!
FOR THE LOVE OF SAINT NICK!! HOW MANY COMMENTS DO YOU NEED?!!
IT'S F*CKING FREEZING
And my mum reminded me that I'm banned from buying books for a "long time"... I'll have to be sneaky if I want KotW NPB and TMS...!
NPB?
New Paperback!:D
Ah!
*Sighs*
I will be crazily distant... Is 'crazily' a word? It'd have to be, right?
*Screams*
CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS ON THE TV!!
*Tuns to tv*
Of course crazily's a word.
Distant. Playing Limbo...
Wbd & msd. School. -.-"
Hullo. :)
*Facepalm*
I totally forgot I was on here!!!
Is still slightly distant...
HI DEATH!!
*tacklehugs*
Wbd, reaaaaaaaadiiiiing...
Hiya Cain-o!
Cain-o?
That's a new one. *nods*
I have a thing for the 'o's...
Writing Train Ride HGC... VERY DISTANT!
I should be writing my HGC Train Ride entry (and I will), but my book keeps distracting me. So, I'm trying to finish it.
That.
*points to book*
Was a sad, sad ending.
WHY DID IT END THAT WAAAAAAAAAAY?!
OK.
Now, I'm writing.
I just took THREE 'Which Skulduggery Pleasant character are you?' tests and they all came up with the same person...
Tanith Low...
TANITH IS COOOOOOOOL!!
But me?!
I'm closer to Mevolent than Tanith!!
Gtg... I was supposed to go to bed an hour ago...
BYE!!
BYE DEATH!!!
Dinner, brb...
Hello everybody! Just read Fabi's chapter.
Back!
But only to say...
BYE!!
Hey People!!!
Hiya, folks! Can't stay long unfortunately, but then, I never can -_-
Hiya, Jubilance!
WRITE MORE POETRY
Skyril!!!!!!!!
hi.
I think you and I are the only ones on.
I should be writing, but I hate writing when I have to leave soon...
Ergo, I'm not writing, even though I want to. Plot-y things are happening, and chapter nine will have further plot-y things so I have to have time and THINK, you know?
Well, ANYWAY, enough about my story!
HOW'RE YOU?
I'M GOOD!
:)
WBD THOUGH...
aagh NO CAPS!!
Oh, good! Well what's up? Reading anything interesting?
Oh, wow, I didn't realize we were so close to the new page...
Walla-walla-washington!
Walla-walla-washington!
I dedicate this page to Hellboy, also known as Israel Elysium, because he shouldn't be forgotten in Blogland. He's too epica for that.
I also dedicate it to writing, because without writing, hardly anything would exist.
JOIN SPPB!!!
i gtg now...
BYE!
Haha NEW MC CHAPTER
Hello?
ZAFFY
Hello, Zaf:) *hugs*
How are you?
*hugs*
Zaffy thinks her mind gonna explode
Ah, that's slightly...disturbing.
Why is your mind thinking of exploding?
I managed to confuse myself
How?
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and once again, I forgot about swimming lessons. D:
And on an unrelated topic, I've lost my languages homework! I can either find it or fix my memorystick for long enough to get the file off it and print it.
. . . So I'm going and looking for the already existing copy, because at the end of the day I do know the difference between something unlikely to happen (e.g. me winning a million pounds tomorrow) and something so unlikely to happen it's unreal (e.g. me being abducted my fairies into the middle of a purple banana where I meet a few characters from a few of my stories who take me to my Maths classroom and lock me there until Friday and then the rest of my Maths class comes in for the lesson and they talk all the way through the lesson and every conversation we have is as innocent as an innocent smoothie amd we don't get told off for talking once and then I get teleported to Australia and meet all my blogfriends there whether they live in Australia or not and then they all turn into ninja aeroplanes and take over the world and appoint Ieni as their Empress).
My example is much more likely to occur than me fixing my memorystick is. *nods*
Aah poor Star
And well uhm... Lets just say i tried to figure out if Mevolent has a first name
I MIGHT HAVE FINALLY STARTED THIS FIC OFF PROPERLY
HALFWAY THROUGH THE FIRST CHAPTER
YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
*finds languages homework folded up under rug* Ooh, does this mean I'll win a million pounds tomorrow? XD
AAH GAWD no
I had a dream i hope i never...
Staaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
*How's you?
*laughs* That was clever. As was that.
Ah...that sounds fun. I would like to be an Empress. Live on the clouds. It would be fun. Ah...now I'm imagining everyone as ninjaeroplanes. Such fun.
I have a spare memory stick, but I don't think I could get it to you in time *thinks*
Hmm...maybe...maybe not. I can't really imagine him having a first name. I can understand why it got you confuzzled.
Clover!!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How's you?
Ah, that reminds me off the time I thought I'd lost my locker keys in middle school and borrowed various friends' lockers throughout the week.
It was at the bottom of my bag.
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO C;
I'm writing up this chapter, so wbd!
Might post it on the Skuttlebuggia blog later...
Guys look up KOTW: The Second Shunt on youtube posted by Zafira Kerias i did that on Saturday
Ironically i played Mevolent but im the shortest one out of all my friends
Zaf, I am amazed.
I thought American accents were very annoying, but apparently they aren't.
Maybe it was just that tutor on the chamber course.
She was pretty evil.
Ah, I appear to be basing all of America on one woman. That was pretty mean.
Still, she was evil.
Apologies, America. You have happy accents *nods* I like them, although they aren't as awesome as Irish or Aussie accents. You can come and sulk with the rubbishy British accented people.
Lol I was Mevolent so whenever Mevolent spoke that was my voice xD
It was an awesome voice *nods*
IT'S NOT FAIR WHY CAN'T I GET MY FRIENDS TO DO STUFF LIKE THAT? D:
*threatens friends*
*eats friends*
Gah...and you wonder why the world hates me.
*eats world*
Problem solved *nods*
leni all the ones named an SP book and scene we did plus Book 8 prediction i listed who is who in the description
Just scared to show Derek
Zaf - it's Ieni remember:)
Sounds cool:)
I'm off to disappear for FOOD now.
Byebye *waves*
Bye!
Sorryness. I was emailingness.
AND NOW, HOMEWORKNESS. What joy.
BYE IENI! *huggles*
SORRY FOR BEING DISTANT! E-mailing people AND typing this up, now. XD
Heheeh
Are ye HERE now!
Lolz! Tell meh when ye are switching post......
MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SISTER, LYNXIA, SAYS HELLO TO YOU ALL!
I HOPE SHE RETURNS SOONNNNNN! I miss herrrr </3
Hello back, Lynxia *ninjaeroplanehugs*
I miss her too. She was crazy and awesome and random and just one of us.
*runs in squares*
Brave, do you even know who Lynxia is?
Lynxia is one of the most amazing people I've ever known! I LOVE HER SO MUCH
ONE DAY I SHALL ATTACK HER WITH HUGS, SKITTLES, RAINBOW DUST AND ANYTHING I CAN FIND THAT HAS SOME SORT OF RELATION TO RAINBOWS
and Link, Legolas and Loki themed things, also C:
*is hoping Larrikin is really hot if there's ever a Skulduggery film so we can have another L*
Oh god, the dreams I had last night . . .
One of them, I was catching mice again. Only I was in my room. And the mice looked like Mr Men. Even my dreaming self thought that was really odd.
And it was horrible. I had to kill them. I was on my bed and they were leaping up the ladder trying to attack me. There were three of them. I killed the first one, can't remember how, and I killed the second one by bashing it on the nose till it died, then I killed the last one by . . . I had this hooked metal tool, right, and I bashed it in the eye, only not very well, and then I had to go for it again and I stuck the metal tool right in its eye. I was just thing "urgh." I kept twisting the metal tool right into its brain and it was so yuck.
That was the second dream. The first dream . . .
Anyone read a book called I, Coriander?
Well, there's these people in it and they took over Coriander's house (long story) and they were Puritans, and they threw all the pretty things, the beautiful things out because they had to be humble for the Lord and they threw away all Coriander's toys because they were the temptation of the devil and they chopped off all Coriander's beautiful red hair because it was sinful and wicked and made her vain, and they beat their daughter Hester and I can't remember their excuse for that, but the gist of it is, they caused pain and said it was all in honour of the Lord.
In my dream, there was this thing going round where people were preaching you had to hurt yourself (sticking nails in yourself was a good way of doing this), to purify yourself and make yourself closer to God.
I can't remember much, but I can remember the image of this cat (which wasn't really a cat, it could speak and was a person, it just looked like a cat), and the cat had all these nails stuck in his paws and he could barely walk, and he had a huge nail stuck in each eye, blinding him, and the worst thing was, the pain and the punishing itself had driven him insane, and he just babbled on about this ballad, screaming in pain. He had totally lost his mind.
Urgh.
In fact, it has similarities to the religion the people of Dras-Leona in The Inheritance Cycle follow. Where it is a sign of worship to cut of a limb, say a finger, and the oldest priest is carried around on a litter att because he has no arms or legs left.
"Terror is coursing in me
Dreading the final moments when I have to dream"
Asylum, Disturbed. That could be me now. :P
LYNXIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I miss her so much too. :'(
I never really knew her, but I can deduce that she is amazing from what everyone is saying *nods*
Msd.
Ieni, if we were all ninja aeroplanes and you were our Empress, it would be AMAZINGGLE. :)
*laughs* I've put my amazing playlist on shuffle while I draw for Art homework, and guess what? The first two vids I've listened to were made by the same YouTuber. HArdly surprising, I have seven vids from that YouTuber, I think. Seven from them, forty from everyone else.
Ah, Number Three is byy someone else . . .
Dammit. I was hoping for three in a row there. :)
Lynx is surprised people remember her... *laughs* I love her to pieces. XD
Rainbow monkeys
Yes I do know who she is. I have been on this for ALMOST a year. i know everybody. Almost.
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