And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
Friday, December 21, 2012
The Button
This story- which I had intended to be REALLY REALLY short and funny and quirky- eventually became a little longer. And a lot less funny. But this is it.
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
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NOOOOOOOOOOO. Homeowrk, Star, homework. XD
Nuttermeg that is THE most awesome profile pic EVER! Its like awesome!
Of COURSE we remember Lynixa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How could I not???????????????????????????????????
I've not been on the blog for a year, yet... So I know you haven't...
Hmm...
Super distant...
Ooh!!! I found my Blogversary! Feb. 2nd to my knowledge
Gtg, dinner, bbs!
hEY ZERS
I've been on the blog a year and five dayssssssssssss. :)
HEY...
I came during a bad time in Blogland
I dunno what is going on outside. Its windy!
When was that?
when did you come?
I cant refresh this stupid page.
I AM LOVING DAN AND PHIL SO MUCH
OMG
I came when a lot of Bloglandians were mad and fighting not just Blog fighting legit i hate you fights
Brave, F5, or Crtl R, or right-click and refresh, or press the refrseh arrow on the toolbar.
Heeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllloooooooo
oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOO
OOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo
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oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOO
OOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
oo???????????????????????????????
Hmmm....
*looks through blog*
When was Mara's blogversary?
Oh my god i just cant wait until i get my Scepter of The Ancients book back... Eh in May or late April i bet so i promise to record my reactions
IN FEB MY BOOKS WILL ARRIVE (I hope) AND I AM SO EXCITED BECAUSE AUSSIE EDITIONS
omg
ALSO, DANISNOTONFIRE AND AMAZINGPHIL ARE SO PERFECT
I posted this link a few days ago, but I can't help loving this video. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2lgkiYTcvY&list=PLTslNdjmKxFtyDjXNSMNesm8F-RgBg0Av&shuffle=265
HI MARARARARRARARARA!!!
Well in March i'll get TMS but right now i just so am excited for my book to get to and from Ireland
Actually, I posted a different link, this one is to the same video but on my playlist and on shuffle . . .
*goes back to drawing*
Ah, March. Ieni's birthday and my brother's birthday.
The Aunt go Marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah.
Msd
*goes
Lol Fabi
Believe
When you lie
You will never need to recognise yourself
To decieve
To remove all chance of doubt and be recieved
With your lie
The deception is comlete when you conceive
And decide
To reject your lives
Sacrificed me . . .
I only have two or three vids from this YouTuber and two came on right in a row. O_O
I am, of course, referring to the fact that my great-aunt is going on a cruise in March.
Obvious, right?
No?
Oh, well...ok then.
Anthony Ant!
Hey Fabi!!!
Just for the record, I think the new Bloglandians are crazier than the old ones, and I say this as an old Bloglandian. :P
My category of EveNixZath are pretty insane, though . . . XD
I categorise people. I shouldn't I know.
*shouldn't,
*laughs*
See what I mean? The newer Bloglandians are MAD. :) *smiles fondly* I'm proud to know the ZathNixEveLynxiaRimSparkyLavScathGab ETCETERA, ETCETERA, ETCETERA people AND all the newer people. It is a great honour. *nods like a Timberlyboo, if that is how you spellerell iterit*
It's probably Timberleeboo . . .
Good Star. You should be proud to know us.
And I'm proud to know someone so sweet and innocent as yourself. *pats her arm patronisingly*
[Is reading back]
Walla Walla? I've been there. Or driven through it, anyway.
Hi Star!
Speaking of crazy, sorry for making Eff hit StarTC over the head...nothing personal! Plus, you got to babble about her name starting with E. I just had to put that in there.
I'm not crazy, I'm quarazy. There's a difference. One played Glitch, the other didn't.
Hi Rim!
Will be distant, I'm recording.
Scratch that, will be gone!
I'm almost finished with the album...
Bye!
Bye Fabzilla! Good luck with your album!
*giggles* I'm fine with being hit on the head. :) It's not as if I have any brain cells to lose. XD
Hi Rim!
DANISNOTONFIRE IS THE BEST
MUCH LOVE
omg
Rim, your profile pic; into the abyss it did run . . . *starts singing Stricken*
I JUST FOUND MY FIRST EVER COMMENT!
... I was very stupid.
August 11th. My Blogversary is August 11th. 15 days before my birthday. Will I survive? Probably not...
Luci, you were Luciana Scáth! :) I was like, "WHERE'S CLOVER!?!?" and Star, your picture was 'Keep Calm and Count To Ten.' :D Aww, we've grown up so fast...
See, Mara still has the messed up sense of humor xD
Yeah, I used to just be Luciana Scáth. I was Fei at one point, too... :)
Fei? :) Pretty name.
There was a girl in my school who passed away. Her name was Fei. Cancer. *sighs* She was 7.
BUT NEVER MIND.
I was ILoveValkyrie xD Then Maralie Charm and now Maralie Lily Charm.
I read somewhere that Maralie is a real name. Huh. I just kinda made it up.
...You were ILoveValkyrie?
How did I not realise...!?
Yeah, Fei. I got fed up of my name. I've been Fei, Clover, Luciana, Luciana Scáth and Luciana Clover Scáth :3
Hello again, Marararara!
Ah, Stararararar remember Starararar's old profile pic. Das war einen fantastich profile pic. Danke for reminding Stararararar, Marararara.
ABER, STARARARAR HABEN EINEN FANTASTICHER PROFILE PIC NOW. YAY! STARARARAR HAPPY! WHICH IST GUT! ES IT GUT THAT STARARARAR IS HAPPY!
Starararar has finished typing Starararar's comment in reply to Marararara. *Starararar nods*
OKAYITOTALLYEXTENDEDTHATFORMILESTOGETMOREARARARARASINBUTWHATEVER. :P
Ich many display names gehaben. Most of which were long and ridic. :)
I don't think I'm making any sense whatstarever. Ne'mind. XD
I was ILoveValkyrie, yes. *laughs*
EVVVERYONE changes their name. Even Kessie. Kestrel Starr... *giggles* ITS SO DIFFERENT!!!
Oh dear Lord. There is a actress who has the exact same name as me. Last name and everything. SCARY STUFFS.
Hellooooo Starararararararararararararararar!
No problemo, Stararararararararar.
MARARARARARA, STARARARAR REALISED THAT KESTREL LESTARARARARARRE IS KESTREL LESTARARARARARRE! O_O
Arararararar!
We have a German girl in our school! :O for work experience! She's 16 and goes to secondary in... uh... Waterford, I think? Yeah. She's nice. She gave me a cola bottle.
STARARARARARARAR OH GOSH YES! MARARARARARARARARA MUST GET KESTREL LESTARARARARARARARARARRE TO JOIN THE ARARARARARARAR GROUP!
Arararararararar to you too!
ARARARARARAR ARARARAR AR ARARARA AR ARARARARA!
(Trarararararanslation: Starararar's brarararain is overloaded with ararararas)
*buries head in duvet and tries to forgst the letters a and r*
They're evil, ItellyeItellyeItellye.
ARARARARARRARAR ARARARARAR ARARAR ARARA!!!!!! *clutches head*
NNOOOOOARARARARRARARAR!!!!!
THEY'RARARARE CORRARARARRARAUPTING MEEEEEE!!
LUCE LUCE LUCE LUCE!!!!!!
Check my profile pic!!!!!! I laughed so hard..
WBD.
Arararararar! *feels like a pirarararate*
OUR ARARARARA GROUP IS EXPANDINGGGGG. ARARARARAS ARARARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!! *evil cackling*
THE PERSON WHO HAS THE SAME NAME AS ME HAS A DAUGHTER WHO ALSO HAS THE SAME NAME AS ME WHO HAS A DAUGHTER WHO ALSO HAS THE SAME NAME AS ME WHO HAS A COUSIN WHO HAS THE SAME NAME AS ME O.O
Msd
Starararara told Mararara they were evil! *way too late, but Stararar nods and looks smararararart anyway* XD
Oh my God, Rim! xD Mabel and the gnomes!
Ah, Gravity Falls. Hilarious. Just... *laughs*
ARARARARARARARA!!!!!! *cheers* BWAAARRARARARARARRARARARARRAR!
...
*tries to stop laughing because she's still laughing because Danisnotonfire*
*fails miserably*
*goes to get food*
O_O
REALLY??????
That's just . . . exceptionally extraordinharry. O_O
OH! HARARARARARRY!!!
You and Hararararry have something else in common! :)
OH MY GOOODD HARARARARARARARRY!!!! *swoons*
AMELIA.
Yes. I am picking Amelia for my confirmation name.
I would pick Maralie, but my initals spell out JAM and I want to stay the Jammy Dodger!
I could be Maralie... but it's not the name of a saint.
Dammit...
I JUST MISSED LWWY ON THE RADIO ¬_¬
Stupid brothers switching stations.
My hyperness vanished in a poof of smoke . . .
Bang, and the hyper is gone.
Sorry. I wrote out a long comment about WTWBTDOCIHHATDWI, then deleted it.
*laughs*
I was just writing my story, and I almost wrote parararent. XD
Then I looked up and almost corrected a word to Bearararararar. XD
Lol, there's no 'ar' in Fabi V. S.
Yes, I have a middle taken name.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m53U8aT2J0c&list=PLTslNdjmKxFtyDjXNSMNesm8F-RgBg0Av&shuffle=265
HI FABI!
Then you can no be in ararararar club. :P
[Shrugs and grins]
Hi!
HI!
Oh, sorry, brb! D:
And I have to leave again...:-(
I'll be doing this a lot this week.
[Doesn't mention given name]
[Doesn't think it would count]
On the bright side, I'm almost
DONE WITH MY ALBUM!!!!!!!
Ok, I really have to go now...
Bye!
Mara's song is on the radio:3 <3
NEW MC CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO PROUD OF THIS ONE!!!!!!
*poofs for dinner*
Hello? Anyone here?
... I should be sleeping...
NO!!
Helloooooooooooooooooooooo.
Oooh! Arararararetha!
Hi...
Zathrarararararact, Sparararararky. Adrararararara. Parararararararis.
Hi guys. :)
EMERARARARARARALD! :)
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV!
Thank you for your considoration. :)
Can't do those with my name. No ar anywhere.
... Maybe I should go back to bed... I was sick earlier this morning and now my stomach's starting to remember...
Hey everybody...
CHERRY PEPSI IS THE BEST THING EVER, OMGG
I think my headache's gone though. It hurt so bad.
*remembers when she got it*
Oh yeah. I went skiing yesterday. The second half(night time) was when I started getting the headache... But other than that, it was fun.
I GOT REALLY GOOD.
WAIT LUCI WHICH SONG IS ON THE RADIO?!
Hi Em. How are you?
I think I had cherry Pepsi before. Forgot the taste though.
Hi Emerarararald, Lav, Luci and Stararararararar! :)
Wait...
Headache might be coming back... Sorry to leave so soon, but I'm going to go cause I think it's the light from my iPod.
Bye guys.
THE ONE BY LITTLE MIX
*almost starts crying* Overburderned is such a sad song . . .
*starts singing the middle, now knowing the first verse*
It's the closing of the curtains
In the play that was my life!
Countless chapters left unopened
Tragedies inside . . .
I was fighting for a reason
Only blessed homicide!
Seems I have committed treason
All I've sacrificed . . .
Lead to nothing!
Repeated in my mind
Lead to nothing!
If only I was born another time!
Hell is still overburderned!
I must stand and wait in line!
Hell is still overburderned
How have I been so determined malign?
Hell is still overburderned!
I must stand and wait in line!
Hell is still overburderned!
How have I been so determined malign?
Fate is so unkind . . .
Now I should have know . . .
Blind leading the blind . . .
Reaping what I've sown . . .
If it all amounts to nothing
Then why am I still standing in this
Liiiiiiiiiii-iii-iii-iii-iiiiiiiiiiiii-iii-iii-iii-iiiiiiii-iii-iii-iii-iiiiiiii-iii-iii-iii-iiiiiine . . .
It's about a soldier who's tsanding with al these other soldiers he was fighting with on the line before the gates of Hell. He thought he was fighting for what was right, they all did, only they weren't actually fighting for what was right - they were the bad guys and now they're going to hell and they were just trying to do the right thing. :'(
I've all for the loud metally songs about being indestructible, but you can't not like Overburderned. Especially not with the lyrics vid I found for it, because it's so awesome and emotive. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m53U8aT2J0c&list=PLTslNdjmKxFtyDjXNSMNesm8F-RgBg0Av&shuffle=265
Bye Lav! :( hope you feel better soon! *hugs*
STARARARAR, Mararararara make blog about Arararara Group? XD
:(
FOURS LAV! :(
YES! :)
I'll help if you tell me what would be helpful for me to do. :)
*known
Hellooooo woorrrlldd!!!!
NO WAY. NOWAYNOWAYNOWAY OH MY GOSHNESS. *tacklehugs Luci* It's my SOOOOONG«3
Wellllll... Little Things, Kiss You, Change Your Life and Over Again are my songs. *nods*
Okey dokey Star! :)
I'll actually add you as a Contributor once I make it :)
Hey Jubi! *hugs*
MARA!!!!
hi.
:)
Or should I say STARARARARAR? ;D
Wbd + msd.
*laughs*
[Is amused]
[Is here once again]
FABI!!!
hi.
I wanna tear a big hole in what is to be
TO end all this infatuation with UNITY!
I'm seeking my salvation alone again
I never needed to be one of you anyway
Don't wanna be another player losing in this game
I'm trying to impress upon you: WE'RE NOT THE SAME!
My own individuality is so unique
I'm one impressive motherfucker now wouldn't you say . . .
(Break apart and)
Divide! Divide! Divide! Divide!
You might say that I'm the last man standing now
And though you try you'll never find a way to BREAK ME!
You might say that I'm sick of being lost in the crowd
I hear the sirens but they're never gonna TAKE ME!
I am a little more provocation than you might be
It is your shock and then your horror on WHICH I FEED!
Now tell me what exactly does freedom mean
If I'm not free to be AS TWISTED AS I WANNA BE?
Don't wanna be another player losing in this game
I'm trying to impress upon you: WE'RE NOT THE SAME!
My pyschotic mentality is so unique
I'm one agressive motherfucker now wouldn't you say . . .
(Break apart and)
Divide! Divide! Divide! Divide!
You might say that I'm the last man standing now
And though you try you'll never find a way to BREAK ME!
You might say that I'm sick of being lost in the crowd
I hear the sirens but they're never gonna TAKE ME!
(They won't take me)
Break! Break! Break! Break!
(Break apart and divide . . .)
Break! Break! Break! Break!
(Break apart and divide . . .)
Break! Break! Break! Break!
(Break apart and divivde, and divide, and divide . . .)
Break apart AND!
Divide! Divide! Divide! Divide!
Divide! Divide! Break apart and divide!
Divide! Divide! Divide! Divide!
Divide! Divide! Break apart AND!
Divide! Divide! Divide! Divide!
Divide! Divide! Break apart and divide!
Divide! Divide! Divide! Divide!
Divide! Divide! Diviiiiiiiiide!
Aloha, Jubi!
HEY FABI!
Hi, St--!
*laughs* Oh, my name is a sweararararar word now? :)
Msd. :(
I'm so--y, but -ll the -s -nd -s h-ve --eady been t-ken by othe-s. I used my l-st -s to s-y "-loh-, Jubi!"
I'm t-ying to buy mo-e, but they'-e -ll out at Wo-d Depot.
Will be dist-nt.
Oh, so so--y, Fabi! *stararararts conse-ving own a's and r's to u-e the fo- when I need them*
Hello everyone! I've just finished dinner. How are we all on this fine evening?
Fabi, where have all your 'a's run off to? Also... Is there anything else you felt like saying about my most recent chapter, perhaps?
So heyzers
guys!?!?!?
My -s -nd -s h-ve been used up.
I -m ok-yish.
Hi, --eth-!
I was a-thinking as I reached for the fridge door. i actually came up with a good idea.
ARARARARARARETHA!
I guess you could join the ararararara club if you wished too! :)
So farararar, me and Mararararara arararare in it. :)
HI BRARARARAVE!
. . . -nd I guess you could -lso join it! Uh, -sk Mararararara fo- det-ils. :)
Hi, B--ve!
You'-e lucky to h-ve the ext-- - to be --thinking.
Star- you do realize when you said stararararts you used quite a lot of those 'a's and 'r's...
Ok so every 3 months we select a grand mage and 2 elders. Eventually everyone gets a try. So thated be good.
*sighs, sitting in the tree by the lake*
My given n-me is impossible to w-ite without -s -nd -s.
So like for example: The first month would be me as grand mage, and Eden and Death as elders then the next month it would be Eden as grand mage and me and death as elders and then the third month would be Death as grand mage and me and Eden as elders.
Hi, Em.
[Doesn't know wh-t else to s-y.]
Hey Em! so basically we ot off on the wrong foot so I would like to start over again as I did with star and Luci.
*Star not star
*coughs impo-rt-ntly*
When I h-ve just one mo-e ly-ics vid, I will h-ve 50 videos on my pl-ylist. I will -lso h-ve completed Disturbed's fou-th -lbum.
SO THE NEXT VID IS WICHTIG, B-SIC-LLY.
. . . I'm starting to feel like this arararars thing is discriminnation and excluding people. Sorry. I may stop participating until I think of a solution. A good solution that agrees with Mara. So yeah.
yeah cool...
And then it would go onto teh next set of people who would be for example Luci, Mara and Em.
Guys who likes my idea! Are ye Lishtening?
Well YES but I mean Blogland elders. Just for Blogland. Who is Irelands elders?
No, Brave, you cannot be on my right foot, you have to be on my LFET foot. *picks Brave up and sits him on said left foot, which is suddenly the size of a ferry. Or Brave has shrunk in the wash, whichever. XD*
I-el-nd's elde-s --e, --vel, M-d-me Mist -nd Gh-stly.
How are Ya'all feelin?
WTF star! What does the even MEAN!
I'm dosed with the flu
Why do you talk like that?
*blinks*
That seems a cool idea. Diplomatic - not one person permantly better than other. If we decide to do it, put me somewhere near the bottom of the long list of people wanting to be Elders, please!
Wh-t would the elde-s do?
I think my Idea could work.
-nd the ----------------- club h-s c-used me to lose my -s -nd -s.
Well, you were implying your were on my wrong foot and now weren''t, which means you would be one my RIGHT foot now as right is the opposite of wrong, only I'm saying that you should be on my left foot coz it's better, so I put you on my left foot.
*sees people looking at me like I'm crazy and make no sense*
If I scare you now, don't run from me!
I've been hiding my pain you see!
*coughs* Sorry, starting singing Decadence there. Erm, if you don't understand me, just bop me on the head with a watermelon or something.
Ok guys this is the whole plan
People are but into groups of 3. For the first week one of these 3 is the grand Mage and the others are elders. Each one gets a chance of being a grand mage so a group lasts 3 weeks each. After three weeks it moves to the next group and so on and on and on.
Oh and you may ask what the do.
they just feel the importance and awesomeness
RULE 1: they cant boss peopel around
RULE 2:It is only for fun ( I dont know how that is a rule)
Brave- I don't know if you were here for it- I wasn't here for it either- but I think there was like a whole blogwar thing because everyone wanted Zaf to be the Grand Mage, so that's kind of her position... As for the Elders, I don't know if there are specific people for those roles. You'd have to ask someone who's been here longer.
Hey Em!
-lthough th-ee months with the s-me elde-s would be a bit much. M-ybe e-ch pe-son would get a week as g--nd m-ge inste-d?
Msddddddddddd.
So basically you can go around fer a week saying I am grand mage.
New blog post btw guys
Can I dedicate?
You may dedicate, Brave, SO LONG AS YOU PARTIALLY DEDICATE TO MAHU. :)
Brave's at the new post already, I think.
Ditto . . .
OKAY. I dedicate to Mycroft Holmes and his umbrella!
I also ded to Disturbed! Because they have such FANTABULOUS music. :)
Maybe I'll extend the ded later.
And now, TO THE NEW POST!
Bye
Fabi, it looks like he said weeks to begin with- also, was there anything else you were going to say about my most recent MC? *is terribly curious as you are quite possibly my most fun critic*
Yes! A stash of letters!
I'm still processing it. I'll email you in a bit.
Also, how did I miss this war over elders? I know Zaf is Grand Mage of America, but I hadn't heard of any Blogland elders. Or did I completely misread what you said?
Well, I might have entirely incorrectly understood the whole affair, as I've only heard bits about it to begin with. But wasn't there a whole big deal about Zaf being Grand Mage- wait, that was of just America... This is of Blogland... Sorry, I completely messed that up... Yep, so you can just ignore me until then.
Wait, until then? Sorry, my head is messing things up again. Ok, I'm going to poof for a bit now- I'll probably be back soon, though.
Maybe.
New post...
Ok, Bye Ari!
NEW POST
Hello...?
I bought curse of kings earlier...
AND MY B-DAY'S IN A WEEK. A WEEK EXACTLY. NEXT FRIDAY.
NO I DON'T WANNA BE 14!
*sobs*
Hi Flame!
I want to buy Curse Of Kings... *mutters about mothers*
HAPPY WEEK EARLY BIRTHDAY!
14 is an awesome age! Being 12 is meh...
I LOVE BEING 14!!!
Csgd + msd.
Hi Mel :)
Hey mara :)
Oh, hello.
Wow... Me, me and me all on the same post thread.
[Looks back to previous pages] Whoa...my first comment was on here. Deja vu, big time. I was Fabi-with-no-pic first, then Fabi-with-the-weird-swirly-illusion-pic then. Then I was Fabi-with-the-Henry-pic. Now I'm Fabi with a pic of Fabi.
Also I'm distant.
Hello??
Hi Fabigail :)
Your first comment? My first comment was about Katie Taylor... *laughs*
Flame i forgot to do something *throws a brick at flame* you done it first...
Hi fab
Hi Brave!
Hi Mara! [hugs]
I haven't found it yet. I think it was something boring, like "hello"
G2G
I gave up trying to find mine...
Well, mine was on this post somewhere...
Bye, Brave.
Have to go...See y'all either tonight (for me) or when I get back from places!
Bye!
Sorry I didn't get here earlier. I was in a really bad mood ._.
Bye Fabigail. *hugs* I found your first comment:
KK. Hi, its Tani's BFF, Fabi. You still need help figuring out if this Zaf person is guilty?
I'm sick... I have a cold. I caught it off my best friend... :/
Is back.
My iPod died, sorry.
Found everyone!
I'm back :)
Cool! Omg happiness
Hi Zaf! :)
*is bored*
HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. :)
Msd.
Hi Star! :)
*watches a tumbleweed roll by*
Tis very quiet in here for a Friday night...
Msd.
Hi Em! :)
It is indeed...
*looks around*
I was expecting a bit more people tonight...
Hmmm???
Is there something else going on that no one knows about?
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