And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
Friday, December 21, 2012
The Button
This story- which I had intended to be REALLY REALLY short and funny and quirky- eventually became a little longer. And a lot less funny. But this is it.
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
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«Oldest ‹Older 2801 – 3000 of 4945 Newer› Newest»Ok beginning of March. I can remember that.
Actually good because if I didnt get a reply back i can tease him bout American versions
Cool Star! :D YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME THAT.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mara doesn't share.
*runs into door*
AHAHA! I was the first to run into a door.
No you weren't.
I've been here since last September. I've run into almost everything.
VAL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO RUN INTO A WATERFALL?!
Sure. I haven't done that yet...
'Think of seven letters
Begin and end in C
Like a big American car
But mispelt with a D'
. . . I'm so ignorant of these things - WHICH big American car is this? '~'
I can't swim...
Cadilac :P
AM I RIGHT?!?! STAR?!
. . . See? I've never heard of a Cadilac.
Nah. I just told my dad.
I CHEATED.
Anyone here?
*sighs patiently* It's part of the songgggg. The man is trying to work out his crossword, and he thinks it could be a "big American car" if I didn't have a D here:
C _ _ D _ _ C
And the word is cardiac. Just to make the song creepier.
. . . Coz the song's called Cardiac Arrest and in the next verse, the man (who is btw on the bus on his way to work) has a heart attack. :/
Poor man. 'What about the wife and kids/They all depend on me.'
Oh god.
Star, don't scare me. Please.
hey guys
JUBI IS BACK!
rejoice
*rejoices*
yaay!
msd..
. . . I knowwwwww! It's a scary song!
We have it in our car. *nods*
HI JUBI!
Msd too...
HI STAR!
HI MARA!
HI ANYONE ELSE WHO'S HERE! :P
Hi!
*Calls Clementine*
*Rides around Blogland*
Gtg bye! :)
Star Inkbright, you would be the best person EVER if you emailed me the story! :O
BYE MARA!
Hi Flora!
Have we met?
Hi, Flora.
Heya Tanith!
Heya!
wbd... playin doodle god
it's addicting...
What did I miss?
Hello both of you! And nope, I don't believe we have :)
Ah, I finished it, like a year ago.
Oh... Well Hi Flora!
I'm Jubi...
Yeah that's about it
Hello, I can email you the story if star ink bright isnt on soon.
I'm Tanith.
Apperently beetle+work=ant
Yep, so you're on chapter 3.
yea...
hehe its so ADDICTING!
xP
Hello. Im back.
Heya! I'm Flora and...yep, that's about it too :P oo, thank you! :)
EMAIL, SENT!
:-) chapter 4 is even more!
THANK YOU!! :O
Hello, back!
Hi Cali!
Hello back, I'm Tanith.
:-b
I ALWAYS TO THAT TANITH!!!
Hi Flora :)
You're welcome. :)
* do not to
Hiya Calidae Dark!
Ya me too.
OOOHH!!!
i just made pie
YUM PIE
What kind?
Well it was in doodle god... n i had to mix an apple and dough...
so im GUESSING it's apple pie..
hehe ;)
and it looks really yummy...
i have a craving for pie...
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY PIE THAT THEY WANNA GIVE TO ME??
I has no pie :(
aww
Cali, I am very very VERY upset with you....
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANY PIE????
Moi non plus. :-(
*runs into wall*
I WANT PIE!!
Since EVERYONE seems to be playing it, im going to go discover doodle god...
J'ai pain au chocolat.
Yeah, everyone is. They keep asking me for hints, cause I've played it two or three times through.
OOO!
*steals chocolate bread*
It gets annoying.
So do you.
yes it does...
i'm lookin at the cheats for it...
cuz i dont have the attention span to go through all the element thingies and create new thingies...
I just look at cheats and life is happy
YAY CHEATS!
Shrugs.
So, what is it? Like, what is the game....
Je déteste le pain au chocolat.
Pourtant, j'adore le pain et j'adore le chocolat. :/
you start out with 4 elements and then you have to mix them together to get other things until you get all the things...
i know
i have AMAZING explainifying skills..
Gonna sounds stupid but...what's doodle god? :/
You start with air fire water and earth and mix them together to create stuff and mix that together to create mor stuff. And so on.
I love pan au chocolats though!
But bread on its own, and chocolate on his own, is better.
STAR! Pour quoi tu deteste le pain au chocolat??
I found it.
I thought it said 14/15
Turns out it was 14/115.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It's a game. I have it on my phone.
Flora, its a funky game...
look at my amazing explanation of it for more details..
heh
on second thought..
don't
Le pain est délicieux . . . *starry eyes*
. . . Mostly.
My question was answered before I had even asked it! How incredible!...oh, wait...
HEEEELP ME SOMEONE PLEASE!
Yeah, I can't spell, hence why my last comment was removed :P
CALI! whats wrong?
But awesome, sounds good :) I'll check it out
What do you need help with?
DOODLE GOD.
I CANT SOLVE IT.
mix fire and earth together
Gee thanks.
That was helpful.
TheN air and lava.
* sarcasm *
I've got 15 so far....
OUT OF 115 ARGH
If you know what you need, I can probably tell you how to make it.
yeah i know...
i told you
i have AMAZING explainifying skills
Je déteste le pain au chocolat car . . .
I used to have them loads. J'ai mangé beaucoup de pain au chocolat? If I have something lots, I stop liking it. Aussi, parce que je don't like the chocolate inside. It's all blergh. C'est dégoûtant.
Pourquoi tu j'aime le pain au chocolat? :)
YES! I just thought about it for a bit.... then got a fairly important element. Life.
OOH! I MADE COOKIES!
you haz to mix the egg and the life to get something funky...
Star - I just do :)
Ich mag Franzosich und Deutsch. :)
EGG? I has no egg.
Does it make a chicken?
I dont speak Dutch (danish?) :P
But I know what you said
Life and stone to make egg
erm.... i forget how you get the egg...
heh heh...
oo yeah see I knew that ALL ALONG!
You just do? *thinks of how I could posdibly answer in French or, failing that, German*
Um. I would say the French or German for okay, but I'm pretty sure that in both languages 'okay' is 'okay.' :/
Yeah I just got egg literally the SECOND after I posted 'i dont have an egg'
DINO!!
haha mix dino and fire
Congrats!
then mix egg and air to get a bird
n then mix bird and fire
Yea I got dragon :P
Ya, definitely!
Or bird and storm
woah! i made an alien
ooooooh
storm?
Congrats! I'm replaying chap 4 and made a sword and crossbow. :-p
Deutch is German for German. :)
I was born in Amsterdam.My parents can sort of speak Dutch ish. My mum says she speaks what she calls "Teletubby Dutch" - toddler/baby-related Dutch.
She says that even though she's had two kids since living in Holland with me as a baby, then whenever she's with babies she automatically starts speaking in Dutch as well as English. :P
Random insight on my life . . .
I don't speak Dutch. :(
Energy air I think.
Energy + air = storm
I just got a mushroom. Yay.
Ooooooooooh! Peppermint brownies!!!!! Gtg.
WHAT??
I WANNA PEPPERMINT BROWNIE!!
bring one back for mee!
EEEW! Human + Dinosaur = Blood!
YUM! PEPPERMINT BROWNIE!
Bye tanith :)
Hands out online version of peppermint brownies. Bye! Happy creating!
yay! I'm donee
Gtg to bed now guys. Fours!
*takes peppermint brownie*
YUMMY!
too bad I can't taste it
UGH
:P
I'll be distant
now to play DOODLE GOD 3!!
oh wait... there is not doodle god 3...
nugh
hehe
soo HELLO EVERYONE ELSE!
Tanith, you could at least have shared some with me!!!!!
Awww... missed her.
Hi Fabi!
Whatev. Bye!
Oh, Hi!
I was hoping to catch Tanith here... guess she's gone.
haha yeah i think she went to get peppermint brownies...
I have a profile pic now!
Yeah, her dad makes them. They're so good, and she hasn't offered to share.
Pretends to be REALLY mad.
Ooohhhh looks coolio!
is it like... and optical illusion or something?
or just a cool design...?
It's some random thingy my sis made and i borrowed. :-)
oooooh
haha it look cool :)
Glad you like it :-)
Hey, I gtg too now. Ima go yell at Tani for not sharing XD
haha OK bye!
*looks around*
anyone else here?
*calls Clementine*
*climbs on Clementine*
*Rides around Blogland*
Zaffy
Hi I AM here, but am very distant.
Hey Zaf! Hey Cali!
*rides around on Clementine more*
I've never left; I've just been in occasional periods of silence and watching you all.
Well thanks Val
I WAS ALL LONELY!
WOAH FIRST!!
who/what should I ded to??!!??!!
I dedicate this page to.....
Christmas break
because it's 3 weeks of amazingness and no school and happy funness....
and presents and New Years and a bunch of other awesome stuff
YAY!
*Rides around on Clementine more*
Lol, her Tani's aunt Abby is baking, not her dad, and didn't read the instructions all the way. What came out of the oven was a chocolate peppermint mess! It tastes good, though. Wish I could share!
Wrong! Christmas break for us NZ's & Aussies = Summer break too!!! Which lasts for 6/7 weeks...
Um... Who's Clementine? I presume you're not talking about my great-aunt Clem.
Haha, Cal. Do you get another break in June?
haha no Clementine is my magical Blogland Pony
I captured her when there was a huge stampede here.
Persephone got a Pony named Ferdinand...
Cali, MREH!
;)
Haha.
Mreh..?
yes...
MREH
There's a new post. Not much of one, but a post.
OOH!
damn, missed it by 5 minutes.. literally... just was too upset at the time to comment.
1st?!
Third time in a row!!!!
Yay!!
I got first on the next page of the last post and had to ded, sorry.
I'm here now, though.
Whatcha ded to?
Em and Chase and owls and MAHU.
I'll be distant! I want to work out the day I first came on!!
Ok, I will be trying to write something with Adamantha Snark.
Aah smart
Aah smart
Aloha, Zaf!
Found it! Finally found it! The missing piece of my next chapter is no longer missing!! YES!!!
Ok bedtime now. My legs hurt...
Night
Night, Aretha!
[Is worried about the next chapter...]
Level 42 English on free rice is hard...
I found my first comment!!! Ink was the first one to speak to me!!!
I Love Billy Ray Sanguine said...
Derek! I'll be in Melbourne getting my book signed in two days. I'm so excited! This is like a dream come true! No, scratch that, it's like meeting a God!
August 14, 2012 at 8:23 AM
August, cool!
I've been on here since December...22nd?
Zaf... I have something you might want to remember...
*Smiles*
Zafira Kerias said...
I poke Aussies and they usually smack me
August 8, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Cat said...
that's just what you do?
for a living?
poke Aussies?
If they usual smack you, dont go for the kangaroos...
August 8, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Zafira Kerias said...
Nooo i poke the Aussie Minions. My way of punishing them.
*sees kangaroo*
hmm.....
August 8, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Cat said...
Im not joking about the kangaroos.
August 8, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Zafira Kerias said...
I know! But the Aussies..l
What if the Golden Gid met a kangaroo...
*few hours later*
derek's Great Adventure Part 2
August 8, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Cat said...
That would worry me...
Kangaroos are epic, though.
Maybe he'd let them borrow his
thumbs.
August 8, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Zafira Kerias said...
Do not give him ideas
Next we'll get a post that he lost hos thumbs
The first day I was here, Val punched a squirrel. It was an evil squirrel.
*Facepalm*
My name was 'I Love Billy Ray Sanguine!'
I noticed...
*Laughs*
Squirrel!
I'm gone! Bye!!
Oh, Bye!
For future reference, I am not here, either.
Au revoir!
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