And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
Friday, December 21, 2012
The Button
This story- which I had intended to be REALLY REALLY short and funny and quirky- eventually became a little longer. And a lot less funny. But this is it.
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
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Guys! Lets stop ganging up on Zaf!
Bias is a factor in cases, bias isn't allowed. :P
I'm the oldest present here now, then. :P
ALADDIN IS THE BEST PANTO EVER XD
*gives Zaf pie*
:( I feel little.
But Blogland wise, I would be oldest. I've been here longest.
And I thought we were done with this.
Tani's squirrel idea is sounding better and better... what a mess.
I feel normal and average because Im not the oldest nor the youngest :)
When I first came on, I was the youngest person here. And I was twelve.
Yay. Me and Cali are the same age :)
Cali. Call me Mara.
K. I sentence the squirrel to being punched in the face. Val V. would you mind carrying out the sentence again?
HELLO WORLD! I'm back for like the 4th time... heheh
Now lets all shake hands and call it case closed.
Hello.
By all means!
*punches squirrel in the face*
*pulls hand away quickly*
OW! IT BIT ME!
*takes pie*
thanks!
Guys look in my defense Em told Derek I blew up Ireland a while ago. I do not need a repeat, Derek's facial expression frightened me enough I would never cause hate crimes. I want my job back.
Okay.... Mara :D
Hi Glee
Hi Fabi! Have we met?
Here, Val. Try these. Hands strong raptor handler gloves.
Hey Cali :)
I like One Direction.
*waits for uproar*
Jubilance--
Hi. I just came on 2day 2 sort this out, so... prob not. Hi, I'm Fabienne, but you can call me Fabi.
*high fives Cali* :D
My job changes. Im usually the grand mage of New Zealand, mostly cause I dont have much competition.....
so...Zaf isnt guilty...?
*climbs tree*
there are we good?
*eats cheese*
Im the grand mage of scotland because there is literally no competition for me :)
Zaf is.... in the middle. Now lets move on.
Well there wasnt competition until DEREK wrote Bisahalani in
I am now the Grand Mage if Ireland. Take that Erskine Ravel.
Mel! You're scottish!!!!
(you are, right?)
*of
I'm grand mage of nowhere.
I'm the Grand Mage of my imaginary world...
oh your grand magienesses. I feel so honored.
Good plan Glee.
I'm the loyal combat accessory that sticks with Ireland's top detective.
Like I said, I was accepted long before Bisahalani! Derek isnt giving any logical reasoning, I went Rogue according to him, im not mad! Im sensible
Wouldn't it be awesome if Derek put us all in the last book?
you could overthrow Bisahalani.... and then become Grand Mage
How does it feel to be sensible? I've never been like that. Insanity got the best of me.
*cough I BLAME DEREK cough*
Maralie, YES THAT WOULD BE AMAZINGFULL!
Yes,Zaf. That is DEFINITELY the word I would use to describe you.
Sensible.
Well, Derek put Kallista and Rosella into Death Bringer...
Jubi - Wouldn't it just? :)
We should all fly to ireland, meet up at the airport, then storm Dublin, and find Derek Landy...
or just look in the phone book.
Oh yes! I didn't know they were real people unti a few weeks ago! I'd love to be in a book! :)
Lol Val I'm not the xpert on 'sensible' Maybe more sensible than the people around me though. XD
That would be so epic.
Well he might put some of us who he knows work for the Sanctuary in TMS theres a group of Sanctuary agents from around the world. Though he might not. But with OTOA it would make sense
Olivia was in MC.
Becky's oc is sleeping with Serpine. *laughs* HARMPINE FOR THE WIN!
I'm going to meet Derek in Ireland in April!
I'm in Ireland...
Fabi, you, more sensible than the people around you? Haha.
Whoa, those were real people?
Derek, if you're there, I want to be in a book. Please. My mother would finally give me coke.
~ Mara x :)
Lucky, Val!!
Val! LUCKY!
SAY HI FROM CALIDAE!!!!!
See we all have a chance! Just...hope he does. My given last name was basically used for Sadistica, minus a u in there
I'm going to interview Derek and video tape it...
Hear that, Derek? You're going to be interviewed by me and Amanda. Do not expect normal questions.
I actually wouldn't want 2B in a book. I don't like other people controlling my destiny.
Derek, you wont be able to put absolutely everyone in. So just do the people with awesome names. Like me. :P
Flaring from MC is Olivia Spring. Derek's, ahem, wife of sorts.
Becky's OC, Harmony, was in KotW. Becky being the irrepressible Becky. c:
I have a pretty name...
Derek would probably kill us all off, then laugh.
Derek should put in a scene where Ivy Animosity sees her arm bleeding and kicks a rock violently.
Hardly anyone would understand it, but dear GOD I would laugh SO HARD.
What are you going to ask, Val? Fabi, really?
SEPH! hi
I'm not sure yet. But I can take questions from you guys if you want...
I'd like to be killed off in a book. Just for fun.
GTG, bye Tani, bye everyone. Nice 2 meet y'all.
Tani, yeah, really.
Bye Fabi!
Bye Fabi!
Bye Fabi!!
Bye Val! Thanks for punching the squirrel hope your hand feels better soon have fun in Ireland!
Val you gotta ask Derek what he thinks of Zaf's reaction towards being fired and I demand a reasonable answer to why he fired me
Bye, Persephone, Calidae, Jubilance. Nice meeting ya!
Aww... Bye Fabi.
Bye Fabi!
Hi Sev!
Val, ask him if he could have any hair colour, what colour would he choose?
Bye Tanith, see you tomorrow!
Nice meeting you too xP
Yes. That would be hilarious.
And tell him that he's not allowed to fire me, grand mage of New Zealand.
Bye Maralie!
And say Mara said it.
Ask him what his fav type of cheese is. I really want to know.
K. Now im leaving 4 real. Bye and nice meeting everyone. i will probably b back.
Calidae, this might be really odd, but I already asked what his favourite cheese is.
He said cheddar.
haha ok...
BYE :P
Bye Fabi! Val, ask him why, please?
I'm watching Mr. Stink.
I'm going to cry.
g2g
uugghhh
might come back on though...
BYE
In that case, WHY is his favourite cheese cheddar.
bye Glee!
Cheddar?!
*wraps some cheddar cheese up with a card saying: to Master Derek From Zafira Kerias*
MASTER DEREK!!!!!!!
*sends him the gift*
Merry Christmas Eve to you all!
Bye Juni!
*Jubi
Brb. I need 2 help my sis do stage makeup.
oooh for what?
BYE JUBI!
Am I likable?
Well, this is awkward
*skips around*
my first Blogland Christmas
*cries*
SORRY I'M SO DISTANT!
Looking at buying more SP books...
Doesnt matter Luce :)
*sighs* Alright.
My bookshelf has my SP bookies
I might just buy some of these Sherlock things I want... :3
ooh I LOVE SHERLOCK!
SEASON 3
MUST COME OUT
NOOOWWWWW!!!
Sherlock is awesomeness.
How do you use the HTML tags? It won't work on my phone :(
I cant do it on my iPad no worries
Okay. Thanks Zaf.
Going to swap from phone to laptop. Brb.
Back...
Hi Mara!
Hi Jubi!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
wbd
Hey Robin!
OK
Hi sorry im so distant :)
Hey Robin!
Haha it's ok...
I
m playin this weird game called Doodle God...
Sorry, wbd.
Playing Doodle God.
I have to go. See ya people!
Happy Holidays!
Hiya and byee...a?
Doodle God?
Hi again.
Yo Mar?
Avada Kedavra!
What a wonderful phrase!
Avadda Kedavra!
Ain't no passing craze!
It means I'm killing,
Mudbloods, House Elves, or slaves!
It's our problem freeeeee
Philosophy!
Avada Kedavra!
Hi Val. Nice song
Val!! :D
Hi Val, that's...great.
I'm too ill for this *flails around* *falls onto floor* just leave me here to die.
Have I broken the blog? I can't see my comments or any after the one that I posted :/
*runs into wall*
Minion!
Goodness, Doodle God does seem to be popular nowadays. Even Leila plays it.
And no, I doubt you've broken the blog.
AHHHHHHHHH!! *runs into wall*
Mara.... why are you running into walls?
Are you ok?
*rolls around on the floor*
So, thats a no, then...
I'm just going to go to bed.
WOOOHOOO! *runs into wall*
Definitely not okay.
*cries* *runs into wall blindly*
Ummm.....
Dng dong ding dong christmas bells are ringing
Lovley song Zaf...
It's nice to see people so excited about the engagement lol
Right...
I LOVE ONE DIRECTION *runs into wall*
Hmm... Would playing 1d music help her get over her wall thing? Tries it.
*song starts playing*
"You're insecure
don't know what for"
*runs over to radio*
*throws it into volcano*
*runs around with Jack Skellington blanket as a cape (because the Skulduggery one is too big)*
Umm... Did it work?
I don't know... I was too busy throwing the horrible music into the volcano...
JUBILANCE GLEE!!!!! *tackles*
I think I might film me and my friends pretending to do 'deleted scenes' from the books...
I really want to call China a cow.
AHH!!
SORRY! SORRY!
erm... ONE DIRECTION IS THE BEST!
Well, at least she's hasn't run into any more walls. I'm probably not trying that again though.
brb... :\
I dedicate this page to ninjas, before I forget.
Goodness, Val. You really are amusing. How far are you from the Sammamish Library? I think I could organize an SP event there. I know all the librarians, and one of them is an SP fan ( and a lots of other books fan, but still).
*smiles* Thank you Jubi.
*runs into wall*
Oh, not again!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE LIFE! I'M LIVING LIKE LARRY! *Runs into wall*
Who's Larry?
Hmmm... I don't know, Tanith. I'll have to check.
I'm in Edmonds, if that helps...
Oh my gid.....
Larry. The Lobster.
*runs into wall*
Far then. I'm in between issaquah and Sammamish.
Mara... you're giving me a headache just looking at you.
Stop love! lol
EMMY!!!!
*whines* BUT EMERALD. THE WALL IS NICE AND HARD.
... Okay. Seeing as you're engaged. I'll stop.
... *runs into door*
*fights Sanguine*
die! DIE DIE!!!!
*helps Zaf* DIEEEEE!!!!
*runs into door*
Mara sweets, stop running into things all together!!
Sit down and have a cup of tea!
Hi Zaf xx
Adra messaged me on Facebook today, wanting to find out the whole engagement craic lol do you want to text her and you all can come onto Skype??
Mmm. The wall is nicer.
BUT I CAN'T.
PLEASE CAN I RUN INTO THE WALL EMMY? *puppy dog eyes*
*sits down grumply*
OOOH YOU CALLED ME SWEETS.
*drinks tea*
*frowns* Mara, running into walls is my thing. Ask any of the older Bloglanders.
*runs in circles and hits the wall*
YOU STARTIN WIV MEH VAL?!
I can Skype if you need me to
*runs into wall*
SORRY EMERALD!
No, I'm merely pointing out that I did it first.
*sips tea and pretends to be coordinated* *slips on blanket cape and smashes head into cup*
Although, Tanith, if you were to have an SP event, I would most certainly come and bring about 15 people with me.
And we would be dressed as characters.
Papers in the morning
Bowler hat on head
Walking to the bus stop
He's longing for his bed,
Waiting with his neighbours
In the rush hour queue
Got to get the first bus
So much for him to do.
He's got to hurry
Got to get his seat
Can't miss his place
Got to rest his feet.
Ten more minutes till he gets there
The crossword's nearly done.
It's been so hard these days
Not nearly so much fun.
His mind wanders to the office
His telephone, desk and chair
He's been happy with the company
They've treated him real fair.
Think of seven letters
Begin and end in 'C'
Like a big American car
But misspelt with a 'D'.
I wish this bus'd get a move on,
Driver's taking his time.
I just don't know, I'll be late
Oh dear what will the boss say?
Pull yourself together now
Don't get in a state
Don't you worry
There's no hurry
It's a lovely day
Could all be going your way
Take the doc's advice
Let up enjoy your life
Listen to what they say
It's not a game they play.
Never get there at this rate
He's caught up in a jam.
There's a meeting this morning
It's just his luck oh damn!
His hand dives in his pocket
For his handkerchief.
Pearls of sweat on his collar
His pulse-beat seems so brief.
Eyes fall on his wristwatch
The seconds pass real slow
Gasping for the hot air
But the chest pain it won't go.
Tried to ask for help
But can't seem to speak a word,
Words are whispered frantically
But don't seem to be heard.
What about the wife and kids?
They all depend on me!
We're so sorry
We told you not to hurry.
Now it's just too late
You've got a certain date
We thought we made it clear
We all voiced our inner fears
We left it up to you
There's nothing we can do.
^^^Cardiac Arrest by The Madness. Copy and pasted it, I'm afraid.
*shudders* It's a scary song.
Val. Go die in a hole. I did it first.
. . . Hello?
HI MARA!
I'min the middle of sewing your name. Just starting on the l of Maralie.
Oh really?
Why not check the comments a couple months ago?
Val, I'm going to try to set one up, and i will certainly let you know if I do.
*laughs*
hey Val when do you want me to email you stuff to tell Derek?
Val and Mara, running into walls is not good for your health, never mind who did it first.
. . . Ivy WAS running into walls first, sorry. But hey, you can both do it.
Zaf, the best time would probably be the beginning of March. Otherwise I'll lose them.
*hums Cardiac Arrest*
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