I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and you have lots of laughs and get the biggest smiles when people open the presents you've given them. And for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas... hey, it's a day off school, right?
Oh, and Skulduggery was very happy to hear that the Americans kept up their side of the bargain. Nice going, fellas.
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*tacklehugs Kes* OMGG THANKYOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR SLAVE FOR THE REST OF TODAY?
Today in my time, btw. Which only began two seconds ago.
WAIT, WHAT???I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP SOON. D:
bye mara!
Do any of you have the app IGotChat?
WTH?????????? *chucks burning hot coals on Kes*
AWESOME DED, KES!:D
I MIGHT GET TO MEET STAR THIS YEAR, TOO!
Which I'm ridiculously excited for. But I'd feel bad because I'd not know who to spend time with because so many of my friends have said they can go to Sheffield for signings or Derby, Doncaster or Manchester and asdfkdakid. Bleurgh.
ASSULT ON A SANCTUARY AGENT!!!!
*laughs*
It still technically counts...
*jumps away from burning coals*
I reserve the right to dedicate to SPPB!
YOU UNRIPENED PUMPKIN!!! YOU ACIDIC BUTTERNUT SQUASH!!! YOU DEADLY VIPER!!!
Hi L.!
Oh yeah, Zaf is right! I AM a Sanctuary agent!
Star, THOU DAUGHTER OF QUESTIONABLE CIRCUMSTANCES! THOU SHREW OF ENDLESS LIES!
*laughs*
Comes back on while trying to fold laundry to tell Kessie she's mean.
*realises that both butternut squash and pumpkins are orange*
YOU MANIPULATIVE SERPENTINE COIL OF ROPE!!!
I am mean. *nods*
*hums Serpentine*
THOU BRAGGART! THOU KNAVE! THOU FOOLISH POMPAPRUNE!
Thou two-faced rogue! Thou rapscallion! Thou minute acorn in a tumultuous swirl of peas!!!
YES! I AM ORANGE!
Fabi, that last one was good...
THOU UNIMAGINATIVE LOUT SHALL SUFFER THE BURNING OF A THOUSAND SUNS!
Gtg, dinner!
Kes. I'm serious here. STOP MAKING ME LAUGH. I'm laughing irl and if my parents hear me I'm in nig trouble. O_O
So I should stop insulting you . . .
. . . YOU WRETCHED CHEESE-EATING CARROT!!!!!! *buries head in pillow to smother laughter*
Thou double-crossing fustilarian of unending sneers! May thy name be written in mud and smote out forever! I bite my thumb at you!!!!!
Glad you enjoyed it, Kessie. See you soon.
Msd
*is rolling around on bed with hand covered mouth, shaking with laughter* DAMN YOU ALL. XD
You're all so much better than insulting than me . . .
YOU INSULTING INSULTERS WHO INSULT!!!!!!
. . . *tries to work out if thst last one was even offensive*
FABI FABI STOP IT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING ARGHHH.
YOU TWO-LEGGED COCKROACH!!!
YOU SUN-BAKED MOONSTONE!!!
where is the best place you guys have ever went? My best place is Marbella :D
Germany. *nods*
This lake. It was awesome. :)
Though home is lovely too. :)
YOU FILTHY MONGREL!!!
wah?
I'm still thinking up good insults. I'm terrible at insulting . . .
Star stop assulting Sanctuary offcials
Bluebell ice cream factory. Mmmmmmm..... Their ice cream is so good!!!! Too bad its only in the southwestern US. :-(
my insults are...too insulting...
*points at insult battle above* See? Me fail. XD
Assaulting and insulting are two different things.
YOU BARREL OF LARD!!!
Mine are sorta ridiculous...
SORTA???
Well, ok... They're preposterous.
I have insulted. I have not assaulted.
*throws metal bananas at everyone* AND NOW I HAVE INSULTED AND ASSAULTED. :)
Stop insuling Sanctuary offcials
Must i find Skulduggery?
Gtg...
Zaf, we aren't insulting you. Leave it at that.
Bye!!!!!!!!
YOU REPTILIAN ORANG-UTAN!!!
No Mel and Kessie are agents too
:( FOURS, FABI!!! :(
Im a wah? Ohhh yeah :)
YOU INCOMPETANT WASTRAL!!!
I never insulted Mel. :)
Kes, however, is another story.
Gtg sorry fours!!!
OMG MINSTRELS ARE NOM LIKE!.?!?!
You guys are still going with this?
YOU ILL-BEGOTTEN WOMBAT'S CHILD!
Oh. Never mind, then. *disappears*
ALSO, MASTER DEREK, MY PARENTS TOLD ME TO ASK YOU WHY YOU DON'T JUST GET THE REST OF THE BOOKS PUBLISHED IN AMERICA WITH A DIFFERENT PUBLISHER, BECAUSE HARPERCOLLINS WON'T DO IT?
I'd do that if i were him
I can't get to sleep, so I sneaked back on . . .
Hi Star!
3
"A song about the West Memphis Three... these kids that came from this Bible Belt town and because they wore black and listened to heavy metal they were found guilty of murder, even though there was no evidence."
I often wonder why I sit and wait to die
What have I done to justify the sentence they gave
Too many hours, spent in darkness, questioning
How and why?
I can't remember many moments in the light
This retribution has defiled me to no end
An execution without merit, looms ahead
Tell me why
I was a boy who had to live his own way
I never fit into the model they had designed
I chose the path less taken
I stood with others who had often felt the same
We garnered stares from passersby
Our dark attire seemed to frighten people away
And when the three young boys died
They pointed fingers and entangled us in a lie
With no hope in sight
I sit here, terrified
Can't someone try to bring the truth to light
Won't anybody open up their eyes
Before the three of us have lost our lives?
Why was everybody so damn afraid
They blamed the devil for the heinousness of the crime
To justify their own faith
We were labeled pawns of satan for a time
The three of us were attacked and disgraced
For many hours we were questioned and so maligned
One of us couldn't take it
His simple manner was manipulated in kind
Fear made him blind
Now I sit here, terrified
Can't someone try to bring the truth to light
Won't anybody open up their eyes
Before the three of us have lost our lives?
And why
Can't anybody see through their disguise
Won't they believe we didn't take their lives
And now the three of us have lost our lives
Why do I look at these song lyrics when they make me cry?
HI FABI! :)
Msd.
Song lyric battle...? No. I was wrong.
[Has no idea what to respond to those lyrics]
Wait.......you like babyfood?????
ZEBRAS ARE BLACK AND WHITE.
ON THE OUTSIDE.
INSIDE, THEY'RE ALL RED AND BLOODY.
THOUGH UNTIL OUR BLOOD IS ACTUALLY BLUEY-PURPLE MOST OF THE TIME. *points at veins and arteries*
IT'S THE OXYGEN IN THE AIR WHICH MAKES IT GO RED WHEN WE BLEED.
[Has no idea what to say to that, either, for an entirely different reason]
Hi, Eve!
HI EVIL EVE!
Why does everybody find this so surprising? Yes, I do. The mushy flavoured stuff you get in jars.
They're SAD lyrics. :(
That song and Enough are the ones which make me cry. :)
Wbd...sparkly.
WHY WILL STAR NOT BE SLEEP?!?
If I'm not feeling sleepy at two, I'll . . . I'll . . . kill a llama.
*SLEEPY?!?
Hi everyone! :3 *Hugs everyone whether Sr knows them or not*
It HAS been a while!
Sparkly is a nickname which annoys Sparky when it is applied to her.
HI CASSIDY!
Does my profile pic appear to be a tad dark to you? :/
Sparkly as in glitter, not Sparky.
Hi, Cassidy!!!
Msd.
But it's so mushy!
Erm, yes, I called Sparky Sparkly once by accident..... Accident! I swear.
Hi Cassidy!
Hehehe! Hey Star! :)
Not at all :) It's quite awesome actually! :3
I haven't been here in ages! It feels like forever!
What have I missed?
The world has gone insane!
And parasites are eating at my brain!
And nothing is the way it was before!
A pack o' wolves is howling at my door!
I'm living in a non-stop nightmare!
Dead men's dreams!
Filled with screaming pain!
Hurling me to mad extremes
In a world that's gone insane!
The world has lost its head!
And every evil hour is filled with dread!
I'm floating on a lake - But upside down!
And when I try to breathe, I start to drown!
I cannot speak
As nameless ghosts and faceless ghouls
Bid me join the dead!
No one tells these gruesome fools
That the world has lost its head!
Fiendish creatures leave their graves to taunt me!
Old friends risen from the dead to haunt me!
Godforsaken images that daunt me
Drowning in an endless flood of blood!
The world has lost its mind!
And everywhere I turn, I fear I'll find
Some nightmare even worse than those I see!
Satanic demons closing in on me!
How can it be
That even though they see my plight,
Everyone is blind!
Night is day and day is night
In a world that's lost its mind!
The world has gone berserk!
And hiding in the murk, new monsters lurk!
I see a sea of snakes upon the floor!
I see the reaper grinning at my door!
I scream in silence!
Bad is good and good is bad!
Sacred if profane!
And it's wiser to be mad...
In a world that's gone insane!
But it's nice mushy!
THANKS CASSIDY! :)
Oh, just the start of a ded war . . . :)
JOIN MAHU! http://mahuvians.blogspot.co.uk/
Shakespearean insults are all the rage.
There is a dedication war between MAHU and SPPB.
Idk what else you've missed...
Oh yeah. [silence]
That's personofication, acting like he world is a person.
*nods proudly*
Thanks guys :)
What is MAHU and SPPB?
Mycroft and his umbrella (mahuvians.blogspot.com)--Dedicates to Mycroft and his umbrella
Me, Star, Ember, Ieni, Charisma
Sherlock Pipe/Patches Brigade
Dedicates to Sherlock and his pipe/patches
Melicia, Jubi, Eden, idk who else.
http://mahuvians.blogspot.co.uk/p/faq.html?m=1
That tells you all about MAHU and quite a bit about SPPB. :)
It's a competition. It's complicated.
Must I choose or can I stay neutral?
. . . You can, unfortunately, stay neutral. :(
You can stay neutral, though you will probably be pestered by both sides.
I'll be glad if they pester me, It means I'll be here. I'm terrible at Dedications anyway :) Neutral is probably bets for me :)
Ok then. [pesters]
Hmmm... Oh yes. Does anyone not know Luciana?
She's neutral, which is probably wise.
Unfortunately, I'm not wise.
Yeah, I know who she is.
No, I don't not know her.
Would anyone be from Australia?
Pas moi. Je suis americaine. I'm also vaguely québécois.
I talk in French occasionally.
I happen to be an Aussie...
Hi, Death!
I missed Lynxia... by a minute
Breaking News!!!!
I went into Seattle today, and learned to use an atlatl!!!!
The Space Needle is GREEN now!!!!!!!!!!
Hi!
Shall be distant... Reading Dublin Daes: Night Runners
D'accord. Merci. Quelle heure est-il là où vous êtes?
You mean the pizza on a stick?
Uh... Hi... Nix...
*Runs for the hills*
I still need to read the first one...
6:13
Yep, the top of the pizza.
Hi Death! Hi Nixion!
I was wondering if there were any Aussies interested in TAing a Facebook page for a bit.
Don't have Facebook
Six heures, de l'apres midi.
Gosh, my autocorrect hates me.
Okay :) Thanks Fabi :)
Nor do I...
Nix, whatever Kes said to you, it was a lie!
Thanks for what? [puzzled]
Sorry. I was asking Death and saying hi to you Nixion. Then I got it mixed up :/
Fabi- Le temps.
LOKI DOKI :) The hunt continues.
I must go now. Goodbye all. It was nice being back.
Je dois y aller maintenant. Au revoir tous. C'était agréable d'être de retour.
De rien!
No, not se turn!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, switching to English now. French takes to long. Someday, I will get my entire French vocabulary into this iPod's dictionary. Not today though.
Bye!!!
[sings]
Think of me, think of me fondly,
When we've said goodbye
Remember me once in a while
Promise me you'll try
Then you'll find That once again you long
To take your heart back, and be free
If you ever find a moment,
Spare a thought for me.
[goes off to read Dublin Daes]
Eurgh, comments are disappearing again...
I SAID:
Hello!
Hello!
[wbd, is still reading Dublin Daes]
*would be reading Dublin Daes but it refuses to load on my iPod*
Do you have an app called IGotChat?
Bonjour tout le monde.
C'est télment un coincidence qu'on parles français.
J'en a encore le composition oratoire irritant à écrire.
Ghaaah
I hate French. Well.. yeah. C'est une grande mal à la tête.
-_-
HI THRUST!
I BET YOU DON'T HATE IT NEARLY AS MUCH AS I HATE LATIN!
No, I don't have it.
If you want mal a la tête, try Egyptian hieroglyphics!
MASTER DEREK, ISN'T THE COMPETITION ON THE WEBSITE SUPPOSED TO BE CLOSED ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!?!¿?¿?¿?¿!¡!¡!¡!¡
[Goes back to Dublin Daes]
Fabi, I'LL TRADE YOU! YOU DO LATIN, I'LL DO EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPHICS!
Thrust, how're you?
good.
*looks down and everywhere*
Thrust!!! Missed ya!
Kes--no deal. I haven't memorized the tables of 1, 2 and 3 sound symbols to stop and do Latin.
The Egyptian alphabet has SO MANY LETTERS. Plus, there are determinatives.
[stops self from going into lecture]
Hi Death!
*stops self from going into lecture about Latin endings*
Hi Rose!
There is a game for the portable touch device.
It's called Pizza Vs. Skeletons.
You serious?
Thrust, download IGotChat.
I couldn't find it on the app store thingy.
[is unsuccessful in preventing lecture]
Imagine an alphabet with:
approx. 35 normal letters that make 1 sound, 50 two-sound signs, 30 three-sound signs, 20 pictures that tell you if it is a person/place/thing, etc., and I'm not even going into Egyptian grammar!
[Blinks] Ok. The subject has totally changed. Whatever.
[Goes back to DD]
Either way, I now want to have a look at Egyptian.
Right, imagine a word. A simple word. Let's say-build(aedifico). Now imagine that can have anywhere between 50 and 150 different endings. And these endings determine it's place in the sentence and give it slightly different meanings. And imagine that if you put Tge wrong ending on, it is counted as incorrect. And that is a small part of Latin.
Thrust, really? One sec...
*the
And my iPod is too old for Pizza vs. skeletons...
Thrust, try iGotChat messenger.
It's 5 bucks anyway, I'm not too crazy for it.
There's a free version...
whot?!
Yep. Only 10 levels, though.
ah.. my new excuse is my family hates us kiddies downloading stuff.
Wait, are you talking about Pizza vs. Skeletons being 5 bucks, or iGotChat?
oh no... waitasecond.. *smiles* i think its ok now..
I can't find iGotChat.
Oop! I found it.
It was under "iPhone apps".
But...*growls at AppStore*
Yay! Download it, and then tell me your username...
I cant now.
I have to go to the bathroom...
Okay...
Uncle: You know, your brother will be nice to you eventually.
Me: He isn't nice right now, so it doesn't matter.
Uncle: Just try to do what I do. Look at the bright side of life.
Me: It hurts my eyes.
PESSIMIST LEVEL UP
Hi Val!
That might be the best response EVER.
It's always fun to end a conversation there.
How are you?
Haha, NICE, Val!
The Space Needle is GREEN!
I learned how to use an atlatl!!!
(In case you haven't heard)
It's green? Oh dear...
I'm good. I finally actually got permission to be on here.
Isn't the competition on the website supposed to be closed by now?
Wait, Fabi, you OWN an atlatl?
Not sure for how long... Better than orange though!
It's got some sort of tree pattern on it now...
*throws Fabi in volcano*
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN ORANGE, YOU ILL-BRED MAGGOT SCUM!
No, I just attended an archaeology thing at the Burke Museum. I got to actually use one, though!!! (Not an ancient one, obviously!)
That's...no fair.
I want an atlatl.
My hair is somewhat orange.
I'm going to download that app now, Kes.
I think I've been to the Burke Museum...
Anyone here have a Draw Something account?
[Still hasn't resurrected self from when Jubi stabbed me, so volcano doesn't do much]
Orange STINKS, you beetle-brained maggot-pie! You breath of a worm that has been eating maggot pie!!! You ice-coated lily-livered fustilarian!
It's the one in University District, with totem poles outside?
I like that word, fustilarian...
I have a draw something account!
The email I use is
evetherock@hotmail.com
Yeah, I went there once. For the free museum night.
I don't have one... Sorry.
THOU KNAVISH LOUT! MAY MAGGOTS DEVOUR YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS! MAY THE BIRDS OF THE NIGHT FEAST UPON YOUR LIVER!
Val, *waves arms around like the Doctor saying he has a Christmas list* I DOO!
Val, I do!
But I deleted it...I'll redownload it.
Tell me what they are and I'll play against you!
But be warned: I suck at drawing.
Also, Eve, I sent you one.
What the hell! It's saying the app is incompatible with my iPod!
My name is Thrust Ominous on it.
I dedicate this page to Mycroft and his umbrella, and anyone who doesn't oppose MAHU (including those neutral and random strangers).
I also dedicate to flash mobs, atlatls, Shakespearesque insults, hieroglyphs, boats, free apps, Dublin Daes, Em and Chase, Phantom of the opera music and all who enjoy it, and anything I choose to add later.
Now... WHY DOES MY IPOD CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THE STUPID DATE AND TIME SETTINGS!! WHY CAN'T I MAKE THE YEAR BE 2038 IN PEACE?!
*curses at App store*
What do you MEAN it's incompatible! I had it before!
Thrust, should I ask?
Kessie, thou dissembling rogue! May thy coxcomb be barreled with a barrage of brazil nuts!!!
It's the stupid UPDATES, Kes. I'm sure there's still a way for you to get it though. Just don't quote that from me..
Ask away, my dear girl, ask away!
Erm. What's a coxcomb?
ILLITERATE DROOLING CHILD OF LUCIFER! THINE TONGUE SPINS NOTHING BUT SERPENTINE LIES!
[Yawns and goes back to DD]
Why are you trying to get your iPod to say it's 2038?
It's the top of your head.
Ah. Thanks.
Also, it means idiot.
Thanks, for that.
LOUT OF DISPROPORTIONAL SIZE! THE RAVES WILL FEAST UPON YOUR DISEMBODIED UVULA!
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