I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and you have lots of laughs and get the biggest smiles when people open the presents you've given them. And for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas... hey, it's a day off school, right?
Oh, and Skulduggery was very happy to hear that the Americans kept up their side of the bargain. Nice going, fellas.
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I dont know what your saying fabi... it seems like an insult but Im not going to take it as that...
WHO THE HELL ARE...
You... Saved Bond's life...
I LOVE YOU RANDOM WOMAN!!
Melica, you shrew of questionable conceiving!
*catapults Melica with severed heads*
This LOTR stuff might take a while to wear off.
HEY. PEOPLE. NOBODY HERE IS REALLY INTO ONCE UPON A TIME, PROBABLY BECAUSE IT HASN'T BEEN MADE BY THE BBC, BUT I RECOMMEND IT TO YOU COZ IT'S AWESOME. It happens to be made by the ABC, which is the same as the BBC but American. It was on Channel Five in England.
SO YEAH. ONCE UPON A TIME. DON'T FORGET.
...and yet thou usest 'you,' which was more formal than insulting in Shakespeare's time.
Thou understudied, hippocritical rogue! Ruminate on thy misdeeds!!
No no Shakespeare!!! Please
whats with the odd insults?
Sorry for disappearing, James was dying and I had to watch... O.O
I like Shakespeare... It's fun.
Hi Mara!!!!!!!
Star, Kilandra watches Once Upon A Time!
gtg, bye!
Bye, Kessie!!!
Bye Kessie! Come on Wattpad in around an hour cause I'll be online!
the insults ... are ... new lets say because no one has ever insulted me in 'shakespeare talk'
[Adds greeting to soup, and severed head]
*hangs in tree holding Derek lizard*
Go tell human Derek to make a new post
Hey Fabi! The... Fabster...?
Dammit. I'm rubbish with nicknames.
YAY! GO KILANDRA!
[Shrugs] I'm pretty bad at nicknames too.
Nice to see you!
Fabi is already sort of a nickname, and Fab and Fabzilla work too.
And if it has 'Fab' in it, I will probably guess you are talking to me.
Ah. Fabzilla. Hehe.
Hey guys i need to torment someone i havent exploded anything in a while
Try this severed head, Zaf! (Hands severed head)
Or this! [Hands Wax statue of Shakespeare]
Yep, Fabzilla! Rim came up with that one, I think.
I rarely stick to my nicknames. :P
I have made so many nicknames for people, then later discarded them.
I have a signed Death Bringer poster in my room. It's pretty cool.
Hell, it's AWESOME!
*explodes severed head*
That felt good....
*looks at Ireland*
Must resist temptation
Rim doesn't like me...
AWESOME sounds like the perfect way to describe it!!!!!!
Zaf... *waves finger warningly*
Don't see how anyone wouldn't like you, Mara!
Thanks Fabi :)
SAY, YES, THEY KNOW THAT YOU' VE HURT YOURSELF ANOTHER TIME
DON'T THEY KNOW THAT YOU'RE FULL OF PAIN ALREADY?
YES, THEY KNOW THAT YOU'VE HURT YOUSELF ANOTHER TIME
DECADENCE ISN'T EASY, IS IT?
YES, THEY KNOW THAT YOU' VE HURT YOURSELF ANOTHER TIME
DON'T THEY KNOW THAT YOU'RE FULL OF PAIN ALREADY?
YES, THEY KNOW THAT YOU'VE HURT YOUSELF ANOTHER TIME
DECADENCE ISN'T EASY!
Zaf, exploding Ireland in front of witnesses may not be intelligent. In fact, it isn't intelligent! Don't do it!
Then you slowly recall all your mind
Why, your soul's gone cold, and all hope has run dry
Dead inside, never enough to fogret that you're one of the lonely
Slowly recall all your mind . . .
That's nice, Star.
do it do it do it!!!
if I stand at the coast line it will be like a massive firework show!
How does Rim not like you? :/
Mel, don't encourage Zaf to do something stupid.
Maralie's nicknames:
Mara
Charm
Charmonator
Charmeleon
Marashmallow
sMaratie
Lucky Charms
Star - I don't know. She was insulting 1D and when I said stop, she said I wasn't worth it. :(
*smiles* Cool.
I'm Star, Ink, Staraptor, Starfish, probably a few other nicknames from Eve . . .
Mel! I'm going to kill you and Zaf.
Fabi's nicknames:
Fabi (Technically my full taken first name is Fabienne)
Fab (Originally a typo, but it stuck)
Fabulous Fabi
Friendly Fabi (I think that's one Star made and forgot about)
Fabzilla
:/
I bet she doesn't really not like you. I'm pretty sure she jsut doesn't like 1D . . .
Aw, Starfish is cute! :)
I'm guessing she just really hates One Direction, not you.
Yeah, what Starfish said. XD
Mmm. And she said something rude about a comment I made that I'm not repeating...
Once Eve was trying to make up a new nickname for me every time she said hi.
She had a very impressive number of variations of "Star." :)
Sorry I disappeared earlier.
My bookcase was a mess, so I had to sort it out...
Haha, that sounds amusing!!!
Hello, Luci!!
Luci! *hugs* How're you? :)
She always says rude things about comments. That's just Rim. :/
Fyi, i don't appreciate being called didums. There is nothing wrong with not being 100% dirty-minded. There is nothing wrong with being 0% dirty-minded, in fact. Not that I am, but still.
HI SCÁTH!
But if it gets Derek on....i might be in deep trouble with him but hey
I doubt it will. He has a life and a book to write. Plus, he might (hopefully hint hint) be working on a blogpost (hint hint)!
Zaf, just don't do it.
Yeah. But I hate bad language. I won't say why, for personal reasons, but I do. And dirty mindedness :/
DEREK! *clap clap clap*
I've stopped flincing from swear words. I'm not entirely sure whether that should be a "Ah. Uh-oh," thing or a "YAY! CELEBRATION TIME!" thing.
I'm fine with people swearing. Dirty-mindedness I like less but I don't hate it.
what did I do? Im not the one making a fireworks show...out of Ireland... and if you say that I influenced zaf...then well I did so dont because I cant really defend myself...
I prefer Elizabethan insults to bad language. Calling someone a maggot is more amusing than calling them a @9$9$@$$@&0@&&@$@$&$&!!
I'm in a peculiar mood.
And, for the record, my mind is probably filthier than Rim's. I just don't always see it appropriate to say/act in such ways...
How are you all, my dears? *hugs everyone*
I'm good. I learned to use an atlatl and the Space Beedle is green!
Thou purple-halted mealworms!
*Needle
Nice one, Mara!! XD
*looks at Fabi* You're right. I should start Elizabethanly insulting people. :)
Hi Luci! I'm watching Casino Royale.
Yes, I may have already mentioned that...
Haha, Star!! XD.
whats wrong with swearing? ohh wait a lot of things... but I grew up in a society of people who smoke too much, swear too much and 'other things' too much, Im kinda used to it but I dont condone it ... but yeah if I hurt my self im inclined to swear or say jesus 'swear word' christ... its not my fault its just how I was raised...
Well, if I see you swearing, I will forgive you. Maybe.
Puctuation makes all the difference.
Compare this . . .
Yes, they know that you've hurt yourself another time
Don't they know that you're full of pain already?
Yes, they know that you've hurt yourself another time
Decadence isn't easy, is it?
To these two - they're better . . .
Yes! They know that you've hurt yourslf another time!
Don't they know that you're full of pain already?
Yes! They know that you've hurt yourself another time!
Decadence isn't easy! Is it?
Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time
Don't they know that you're full of PAIN already?
Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time
DECADENCE isn't easy - IS - IT?
I put dashes instead of the words appearing separately on the vid.
If I hear someone swear, I'll ignore it but most likely be a bit upset. It's just... Yeah.
I normally just come too my senses half way through if I hurt myself and angrily shout FUDGE.
*my reflection comes out and explodes Ireland*
I don't mind swearing. :)
ZAF'S RELFECTION!!!
yay pretty lights!
I think the more swearing you hear, the more desensitized to it you become . ..
*grumpily ushers the mortals to England*
Star, do you know what Ieni was 'Just Saying' ????
It appears to be blank.
Hellur!
ZAF, OH, NO YOU-YOUR REFLECTIO-HOW COULD... Aaaaaaarghgggh!!
Aah pretty lights
Ja, es ist blank. Maybe she's going to add something to it? '~'
I HATE YOU ZAF'S REFLECTION.
Hiya!
She went to sleep, I think. Hopefully she'll add later.
Mara, my sentiments exactly!
Derek blames me i can prove my reflection did it!!!
So you say.
However, your reflection was acting like you.
Btw, the FAQs page is awesome. :)
Hi SamE!
DEREK. COME ONLINE AND BLOG!
Glad you like it, Star! Feel free to add if necessary!
see what I find funny is me and zaf say pretty lights while mara you say NOOOOO!
And I say "Aaaaaarrrrrggggghghgghhhh!"
*growls* I hate you three. Oh god, I hate you so much.
*shoves mortals into England* YOU NEED A HAIRCUT!
*looks at mortals* WHY MY COUNTRY??? *shoves them into Scotland*
DON'T SHOVE THEM INTO SCOTLAND! MEL WILL LAUGH AT THEM!
[Innocent face]
Try this. [Summons metal and bends into really big boat that doesn't have to be in any country]
Fabi...? Is there something you need to tell me? *raises eyebrow*
So? T=Laughment is there punishment for looking ridiculous. :)
yeah you shouldnt bring them her I can assure you that 90% of them will get -
stabbed
drunk
raped
dead
and yeah Im going to laugh at them now!
The population of Ireland is about 6.4 million, Fabi. We'd hardly fit on a boat.
*shoves mortals onto boat* DANKE, FABI. :)
yes and 5.76 millin of them are about to die, get raped, be drunk or get stabbed...
Thanks, Star. Just thanks.
MELICA FROST THAT IS HURTING MY EYES. YOU KNOW WHICH WORD. *blocks eyes*
Then how come you fitted in England?
Sorry, it's what I've got. It should be big enough for a couple thousand... There's only so much free metal in the area...
hahaha!!! yeah ok I will stop saying it... but its a fact that 'word' happens to 100,000 people per year in scotland and theres like 5 million of us...
Oh look. My stepfather just drowned. Oh well. *high fives Fabi*
Im sitting killing my self with laughter ... seriously :)
I must go to bed now.
Slán!
*laughs*
FOURS MARA!
I might also have to go to sleep soon. :(
[Extends metal power towards carnage that was once Ireland. Grabs more metal for another boat.]
Bye Mara!!!
Oh deeeeear. *kicks stepfather underwater discreetly*
[Makes another boat]
*laughs*
[Turns a blind eye, and helps the elderly and children on first]
[Helps the injured on, and goes to find more metal.]
right, Ive calmed down now, and I dont see whats wrong with that 'word' that Mara doesnt like...but then Im odd like that...
WHY WON'T YOU JUST DROWN?! *stamps on stepfather's head* *watches him drown from a distance*
Oh dear. What a pity.
YESSSSSSSSSSSS. *whispers*
The Land of Confusion offical music video is cool. :)
Not much metal in the ocean...
*giggles* *whispers to whoever*
His leg is sticking out of the water.
if you want metal then um... go to china! they make and have everything...
[Finds a shipwreck full of silver and gold, and melts it all together into another boat. This one much smaller]
Um. No idea. :/
[A few hundred people get into the boat]
Don't have time to go to China, Mel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4oYkIeGJc
Find a few nuclear power plants?
. . . Too dangerous. :/
trolololololololol
I have a question Mara, if your still here -
is it that 'word' you dont like in peticular or is it the past verb and future verb of it aswell?
[Borrows more metal from Ireland, or what's left of it. Makes another small boat]
I love Land of Confusion . . . :)
I think it was the third Disturbed song I ever listened to, and I just listened to it three times in a row coz it's that awesome. :)
Mel - uh, I just don't like the thought of it... :/
I think it is any variation of the verb.
Wait a-
... That wasn't my stepfather...
Oh god.
I just killed the Taoseach.
Don't blame you, Mara. Don't blame you at all.
ohh ok :) It isnt a nice thought... I get that... and now Im gonna stop talking about it because I dont want to sound like that...if that makes sense?
Whoops?
Sorry... I just made everything awkward...
Msd.
OH MY GOD I JUST KILLED THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN IN IRELAND! *looks at everyone in horror*
awww no you didnt... if you want awkward then I can do that... but I wont...
HI Guys! Star, I have something that will amuse you-
My friends are moving, and they have tons of books they don't want, so they gave them to us. I went through them, and one of the books I chose was a book called "The Story of Holly and Ivy," which I find hilarious. Holly is a doll, and Ivy is a six-year-old orphan.
Msd too
£&
["Borrows" jewelry from survivors for another boat. Power is getting tired...]
KESSIE! *tacklehugs*
Hi Flame! *waves*
Hi Flame!
MARA!! *is tacklehugged*
Star, and I was going to leave it until I remembered that your given name was Holly...
HI KES!
I was NAMED AFTER THAT BOOK, DID YOU KNOW?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
It was my mum's favourite book when she was little or something. :/
HI FLAMING NIX OF PHOE!
Hi Kessie, Flame! Msd...
Kessie, did you get the email?
STAR, YOU WERE?! AWESOME!
But I'm imagining the characters as you and Val, and it's making me laugh so hard...
Mara, I'll go check...
Okey dokey. I found an app...
*hums*
Msd. If I do, Mara is very sorry.
*laughs*
Do you know the song The Holly And The Ivy?
Me and Ivy are being worldwide stalked. O_O
Maybe the people who are determined to stalk us both hired Down With The Sickness and that's why it's stalking me! :)
My sister was named after my favourite doll. *laughs* Coz I picked her name.
I just downloaded it, Mara!
Star, you picked your sister's name? That's so sweet...
I was named after bethlehem...try guess my name!
Oh my god Star, our principal is obsessed with this Christmas song called "Oh the Holly'". He makes us sing it every. Single. Year.
My sis was named after nobody. I was sort of named after an actress, but not really.
but do you know what I dont get? MY FAMILY ARENT RELIGIOUS. but yet I was named after bethelehem. go figure.
Mara, how do I search you?
I'm relatively certain I did. I remembered doing it and I definately told my sister I picked it, coz I could remember clearer then. :)
I love babyfood. It's awesome. I wish I had a really small sibling so I could have an excuse to eat babyfood. The stuff in jars, you know? Me and my sister used to eat it when my brother was real little.
Woo!
I was named after my mum's favourite author, and my last name then is just a conindence because it's the same as a dead actress. So.
aww crap I didnt mean that last 't' comment I leaned on the keyboard...stupid elbow...
Let me check Kessie.
DED TO MAHU!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??????????????
NOOOOOOOOOOO! DED TO ANYTHING BUT MAHU.
You know the song, "Deck the hulls with bows of holly, tra la la la la, la-la la la"?
My mum usually sings it with my sister's name instead of "holly." :)
You LIKE babyfood?
Never mind, Mara, I found you. My username is KestrelLeStarre.
I dedicate this page to...um...Minion meetings. L is coming to Florida, and maybe I can meet her, and maybe Zaf can meet her, and it would be awesome. Also, I am going to Canada, this summer, and if there are any Canadiminions besides Thrust...?
So, yeah.
CRAP, SORRY I KEEP VANISHING!
I WAS WRITING FANFIC JUST NOW AND IT'S TERRIBLE XD
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! KES I LOVE YOU SO FRICKEN MUCH FOR NOT DEDIN TO MAHU! THANKYOU!
[Rolls eyes at Mel]
why the eyes? your just annoyed because mahu wasnt dedded to ...
*scowls* WHY NO MAHU???
Yeah, the odd stuff that comes in glass jars. The other day I was having this banana-apple-blackcurrent smoothie (like an Innocent smoothie) thing at a cafe, and I said that it was really odd but I really liked it and why couldn't it be sold everywhere? My mum asked to try it, and I gave it to her, and she tried it and said no wonder I liked it coz it tasted almost exactly like my old babyfood. :P
Kessie, Mara is going to Florida too! *nods*
It's not like it counts toward you, either. Kessie isn't SPPB.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NOT MAHU...
*sobs in corner*
Meli, you got the last one!
Gtg, bbl.
Gtg bye!
Bye!!!!!!
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