Monday, December 24, 2012

It was Christmas Eve, babe...

... in the drunk tank, an old man said to me, won't see another one, and then they sang a song, the rare old Mountain Dew, I turned my face away, and dreamed about you...


I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and you have lots of laughs and get the biggest smiles when people open the presents you've given them. And for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas... hey, it's a day off school, right?


Oh, and Skulduggery was very happy to hear that the Americans kept up their side of the bargain. Nice going, fellas.


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NOM Ominous said...

I'm not anymore, I have given into the appstore. It kept asking me to "check my date and time settings"

Anonymous said...

*RAVENS

Anonymous said...

Did you get the iGotChat?

*throws iPod at wall*

NOM Ominous said...

yep. But it's also 2013.

Anonymous said...

This is true. What's your username?

NOM Ominous said...

didn't make one yet.

Anonymous said...

Okay.

NOM Ominous said...

I'm not sure what to make it. What yours?

Anonymous said...

KestrelLeStarre and Mara's is MaralieLilyCharm.

NOM Ominous said...

okay. Those are simple enough..

Anonymous said...

Yes. Just make yours ThrustOminous.

NOM Ominous said...

What bout Tominous.

Anonymous said...

Okay. *laughs*

NOM Ominous said...

Okay.. That's what it is. I hope it's not too confusing.
I can't find a way to find you.

Anonymous said...

I know. I made mine private. I just said hi to you though...

NOM Ominous said...

I said hi back. With TWO exclamation marks.

Anonymous said...

You're a ghost!

Anonymous said...

Did everyone else poof?

Nixion Strange said...

May as well just put this here...
http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No, I was fighting zombies.

Anonymous said...

Wow, Dublin Daes is good!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Nix! *goes off to read*

Anonymous said...

Fighting zombies? The Scapegrace kind or the White Cleaver kind?

Nixion Strange said...

I just need votes to have an idea Kes, there's no story yet

NOM Ominous said...

TRUMPET!!

Anonymous said...

FLUTE!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Nice hint there, Thrust.


"You don't play it"



XD

Anonymous said...

[Goes back to DD, Wbd]

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

White Cleaver kind, of course.


But then we all decided to stop and have some tea instead.

Anonymous said...

Ah, naturally. XD

Anonymous said...

Of course. Seeing as you're all dead, why not get along?

Anonymous said...

Nix, start in Russia.

Anonymous said...

Tea sounds good, actually. [Pours self a cup and offers some to everyone else]

Anonymous said...

*takes tea*

Thank you, Fabi.

Nixion Strange said...

Thanks Kes
Gotta go now
Bye!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

TEAAAAAAAA!

Anonymous said...

You're most welcome. Farewell, Nix. The best of luck to thee on thy writing.

Anonymous said...

Of course you may have some as well, Val. [Pours her a cup]

Anonymous said...

Bye Nix!


*drinks tea*

Anonymous said...

I love tea. Who's betting that we'll fill up this post before Derek posts again?

Anonymous said...

Would you care for cream or sugar in your tea?

Anonymous said...

Sugar, please.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you're enjoying it, Kessie. There's nothing like a good cup of tea to make people act civilized. I sincerely hope the Golden God posts something soon, though I fear it may be too much to hope for.

Anonymous said...

[Passes Kessie the sugar]

Anonymous said...

Why are you talking like Sir?

*pours sugar in tea*

*hands back*

Anonymous said...

[Takes sugar bowl.]
Because there's tea, obviously!!!!XD
(that better?)

Anonymous said...

Yep. *grins*

I don't talk like that when I have tea...

Anonymous said...

[Adds sugar to own tea, and takes a sip]

Anonymous said...

Strangely, iced tea doesn't have the same effect... Idk why.

NOM Ominous said...

*Sploshes tea at Fabi*
TEAAAA FIIIGGHHHTT!!

Anonymous said...

[Looks shocked for a second]
Thou two-faced dissembling ragwort!!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't like iced tea...

Thrust! You're wasting the tea!

*throws Tominous in volcano*

Anonymous said...

Exactly. Do you hate tea that much???

Anonymous said...

THOU SHALT BURN ETERNALLY IN THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HELL!

Anonymous said...

I don't really like iced tea here... It tastes better in Texas for some reason.

Anonymous said...

[Is still in a polite mood, so assumes Kessie's last remark wasn't directed at moi]

Anonymous said...

Probably cause it's hotter in Texas.

Anonymous said...

THOU CHURLISH CANKER BLOSSOM!

Anonymous said...

Fabi, no, at the moment the Shakespearean insults are for Thrust.

TWO FACED KNAVE! ETERNAL BRAGGART!

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Anonymous said...

Fabi, the fact that this exists amuses me...

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html

Anonymous said...

Try "Thou double-dealing tea-tossing snail! May even the miniature maggots mistake thee for a flea!"

Lol, at the Texas RenFaire, there was this dude who was being PAID to insult people!

NOM Ominous said...

HAHA! YOU HAVE EQUIPPED ME KES. THank you.

Anonymous said...

Tani and I were in A Midsummer Nights Dream as Hermia and Helena, there was a scene where we got to insult each other! It was fun!!!

Anonymous said...

Fabi, are you serious? That's awesome!

Thrust, just you being on has allowed me to use some of my favourites...


ILL-BRED POND SCUM! UNDESERVING MISCREANT! SON OF AN ILLITERATE WOMBAT!

Anonymous said...

I've never been to a Renaissance fair...*vows to go to one this year*

Anonymous said...

I am not making this up.
Christoph the Insulter was a really successful act!

Jophiel said...

Little brother and I are playing Minecraft... Suddenly he asks me 'Who is Jerry Houlihan?'

Funniest moment of my life... Seeing his reaction to Valkyrie getting scared for life...
*Hugs Thrust*
Haven't seen you in forever!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wow. *really really wants that job*

Anonymous said...

RenFaires ROCK!!!!

Jophiel said...

Oh, Kes... This is from last night...
*Punches Kes in the face*

Anonymous said...

Hi Death!


OHMIGOD, butterflies don't need trousers! *dies of laughter*

NOM Ominous said...

Fascinating. And charming.
In the mean time, sonic jump is SO addicting.

Anonymous said...

Death! You just asked Kessie to use her newfound vocabulary! [Looks shocked]

Jophiel said...

I want to punch him, I want to punch you, but I also want to punch him

Anonymous said...

Death, you mean this morning?

Please refrain from physical assault, miscreant scum begotten from an illiterate pompaprune!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Thrust, I don't know what to guess...

Jophiel said...

WHAT? I WAS NOT AWARE OF THAT!!!!

NOM Ominous said...

I KNOW, ROSE! I've been busy. With Even more distracting things than you guys.

Anonymous said...

Not aware of what?

Jophiel said...

It was last night for me...

And... TOO MUCH BIG WORDS!!!

Anonymous said...

Kessie has discovered Shakespearean insults!!!

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Thrust*
How are you?

I was not aware that Kes would confuse me...

Anonymous said...

Kessie actually used to use them in real life. I'm going to start again, now.

Anonymous said...

'Fustilarian' is my fave insult!!!!

Anonymous said...

You did? Awesome!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

THRUST I NEED AN ANSWER

Anonymous said...

Mine are 'son of a wombat' and 'lily livered, illbegotten imagism lout'.

Jophiel said...

Kessie, prior warning, I shall defenestrate you

Anonymous said...

Much as I love insulting y'all and watching y'all insult Elizabethan-style, I gtg. Back soon (I hope)!

Anonymous said...

*knavish

Jophiel said...

Bye, my darling dear!

Anonymous said...

Bye Fabi!

NOM Ominous said...

Oh Val.. It wedgie

Anonymous said...

*is confused*

Jophiel said...

Thrust, my dear, how are you?

Jophiel said...

*is confused with Kes*

NOM Ominous said...

I'm fine, rose. I'm currently addicted to the first season of Sherlock. You?

Anonymous said...

How many episodes are there in the first season of Sherlock?

Jophiel said...

I'm grand! I am disliking the heat wave though... Too warm for my taste... Otherwise, I'm fine my dear!

Anonymous said...

How hot is it there?

Jophiel said...

*Throws Kes through a window*
I believe that I did you you prior warning, dear

Jophiel said...

42*C or 107.60*F

Anonymous said...

Where did this window come from?

*pulls a Mr Bliss and stands up, dusting self off*

Anonymous said...

Holy shite, Death. That's...warmer than summer here! And summer here is HELL. Although when you add the humidity factor it usually ends up feeling like more than that...

Jophiel said...

Hi, Mr. Bliss! Your sister and I are not great friends... We've tried to kill each another quite a few time, Sir!
*Bow*
On honor!

Anonymous said...

Oh, no you didn't. You did NOT just say that you've tried to kill my former Mistress.

*sends blue energy pulse at Death*

*draws swords and runs at Death*

*lunges*

Jophiel said...

*Ducks energy wave*
*Gets by sword*

Anonymous said...

*flicks left sword at Death's thigh*

*brings right sword around in arc at Death's head*

Anonymous said...

In case you didn't know, I'm a lefty. So, the left sword is the most dangerous. *grins*

NOM Ominous said...

It's really cold here. We had a record snow fall two weeks ago. 45 centimeters.
Also, today I. The house was a bit colder than usual, because we had a power failure.

Jophiel said...

*Gets leg cut*
*Falls and misses swipe at the head*
Crap!!
*Stabs dagger at Kes's leg*

Jophiel said...

Thrust... Envious!
*Tries to stem blood flow*

Anonymous said...

Ah, you've forgotten already. I cut you, I have your soul. *grins*

*jumps back and stab downwards with both swords*

Jophiel said...

*Rolls out of the way*
I want my soul back!
*Tries to break sword*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Thrust, I am so lost with this picture...

Anonymous said...

Death, they're stone...

*sends right sword whirring towards Death's neck*

Anonymous said...

Val, what picture?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

OH! I get it now! The Angels Take Manhattan!


AGH I FEEL SO STUPID

Anonymous said...

*really wishes I knew my true name*

Anonymous said...

*is now even MORE confused*

NOM Ominous said...

*laughs at kes*
this ones Sherlock.

Anonymous said...

Val was talking about Draw Something earlier. I'm guessing this is related to that. I'm not back yet, by the way. :-(

NOM Ominous said...

We're playing draw something.

Anonymous said...

Oh!

*goes off to see if the App store has stopped being stupid*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Watson looked amazing XD

NOM Ominous said...

So did Sherlock.

Anonymous said...

Stupid iPod... Later today I'm gonna see if the paid version will let me. I remember all my account info too, which is really aggravating...

Anonymous said...

Is back.

NOM Ominous said...

I spend too much time on my drawings. I like yours.
Your drawings don't suck, I can't tell what they are. The Rhino was amazing.

Anonymous said...

I have to go, bye!

Anonymous said...

Bye, Kes!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

The rhino WAS amazing, yes....



I liked my train one :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Kes!


THRUST TAKE YOUR TURN

Anonymous said...

Since everyone else seems to be drawing, I'll write a bit..Wbd.

NOM Ominous said...

Okay! I liked the train one too.

Anonymous said...

Must be a really cool game...
[plots character's downfall]

Anonymous said...

Hi!!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

It's been almost an hour and I've just realized they I deleted my Draw Something account, like, a week ago. :P

Jophiel said...

How does this sound?



The zombie appocolypse had come. Tyler's family were killed... All but her little brother Stephan. Together they will find salvation for the human race... Or will they?

Jophiel said...

Like, just for a brief summary?

Anonymous said...

Haha, and you JUST remembered?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

NOOOOO! YOU MUST RECREATE IT, EVE! YOU MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST!



*freaks out because of addiction to Draw Something*

Anonymous said...

Thinking... Processing...

I've never quite gotten this, is family singular or plural?
Cause there's only one family, but multiple people in it...

Depends on what the summary is for.

NOM Ominous said...

Ooh..!
Say a bit more about how. If that's the thing that may go on the back of the book, otherwise perfect.

Jophiel said...

For a story... Zombie appocolypse book... Virus 407B

NOM Ominous said...

Families would be the plural of family, meaning family is singular.

Jophiel said...

Thanks!
*Hugs Thrust*
*Hugs Fab*

Going to write something to do with Virus 407B

Anonymous said...

[is hugged] You're welcome. Will also be writing.

Anonymous said...

Let me know when/if Virus 407B is done, I'd love to read it!!

NOM Ominous said...

You're going to like THIS one...

Anonymous said...

[Goes off to give Klare Maarten a bit of history.]

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay, Val. For you. :P

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

THANK YOU EVE :D

Anonymous said...

Need a name for Klare's dad... [thinks. Rejects ideas.]

Anonymous said...

[Finds working name. Not perfect, but it's something.]

Anonymous said...

[Yawns.] Ok, I should really sleep now. Night, anyone who is still here!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Or morning, whatever.

Eve the ROCK said...

Alright, Val. I've sent you the most elaborate and perfectly-illustrated picture you'll ever see!

NOM Ominous said...

Whoa. ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOM Ominous said...

Only, you'll never guess the word "danger" from it.

Lavender Hope said...

*is super tired*
I bet I'm starting to get bags under my eyes...

Anyway, hi! Here for twenty minutes, more or less.

NOM Ominous said...

Eve, what's your username?

Lavender Hope said...

*read the past comments*
*decides to check the app out*
Since everyone is distant playing it.

NOM Ominous said...

Hi lav! How goes it?!

Lavender Hope said...

It's going good, Thrust! Thanks. :)

How's you?

Lavender Hope said...

Btw, are you playing the free version of Draw something? And it's the one created by OMGPOP, right?

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Lav!

Thrust, I forgot, but my email is evetherock@hotmail.com, so you can find me that way.

Eve the ROCK said...

I think it's by Zynga now, but it's the same thing. XD

Lavender Hope said...

Oh. Well, it still says OMGPOP as the creator. Maybe I'll get it then.

Sorry, got to go now. Twenty minutes is too fast...

Bye guys! Have fun playing!

Eve the ROCK said...

Awwww, bye Lav!!!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

FIRST!

Because I have to go quickly, I ded to the fact that I can now watch Sherlock whenever I want, and also Mycroft Holmes and his umbrella, and the MAHUvians, and Ieni for joining MAHU.

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Anonymous said...

Ah, so you heard!

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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I did hear. I added the deds.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

There were 2, right?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I cannot believe everyone would just leave like that RIGHT when a new page was about to arrive.

Where is everyone in SPPB besides Melicia?!

NOM Ominous said...

We didn't leave. We were off guard. Which is probably worse.
NOW I'm leaving, though.. Sorry, goodnight.

Jophiel said...

Ajust? Agust?

Jophiel said...

aDjust!!!

Star Inkbright said...

Ah, I'm tired this morning. It is my punishment for being up so early. *nods*

Be here in twenty minutes.

Anonymous said...

It's 1am... Tried to fix the MAHU font problem, may have jinxed the formatting altogether. Sleep now. Thinks hard...Were there two? At least two... Oh and not sure how to count Kessie's little sceme. She dedicated to MAHU, then deleted it. I can't think clearly...Zzzzzzzz...

Star Inkbright said...

Zzzzzzz indeed. Hey Fabi. :)

Anonymous said...

Is bold your font for on the Read me page? I think web both been using it. Ember is italics

Anonymous said...

*we've

Anonymous said...

Is going to sleep, effective immediately.

Star Inkbright said...

Yeah . . . Well, I used bold font, so it must be my font.

*is trying to do this history essay assessment thing* I've done so very nuch already. I've written all the title out. Wow, I should win an award. :P

Eve the ROCK said...

HAHAHAHAHA you and your essays. It's the middle of the hoooooooolidays!

Anonymous said...

Ok. Will switch to underline
I accidentally befuddled, unadminified my self...(how did I manage that?). Proves I need sleep. Anyways, could you readmin me???

Anonymous said...

[Falls asleep Muttering about fonts]

Star Inkbright said...

Now I've written the first sentence! Hurray! This calls for an international day of celebration!

*frowns* . . . Readmin???

Oh, readmin. Was reading it as read-min.

I'll TRY.

Star Inkbright said...

Hello, Evil Eve.

Star Inkbright said...

*has a sudden, irrational desire to put my pen in my mouth and eat it* WTH? :/

Star Inkbright said...

Fabbi, you are now readminned. :)

Izz said...

Yoohoo! Anyone home?

Anonymous said...

Is readmined is not here is asleep now. Sorry.

Star Inkbright said...

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE.

Star Inkbright said...

*Fabi

SORRY!

HI LORELEI!!!

Izz said...

Hey Star! Sup?
I'm shopping for scissors!

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