I'm STARVING.
I decided it was time to eat lunch, like, an HOUR ago, and I'm still at the computer. And what am I doing now? I'm writing a blog post. Tssh.
Okay then, what have I been up to? Well, the Tanith novella, as you may have guessed. I have another week of writing on that and then I'll pretty much launch straight into Book 8, provisionally titled Skulduggery Pleasant: People Gonna CRY. But I digress.
On Halloween I did an event in Dublin with my editor Nick Lake and cover artist Tom Percival. It was the first time we'd been on stage together and it was basically a big chat about how the books get made and the process behind it all. Plus I mocked people. It was fun.
And that event also marked another first- the first time the real Valkyrie Cain attended. Laura was sitting at the back beside my agent, and when I mentioned that she was actually here there was an audible gasp around the room and everyone started craning their necks to try and spot her. Laura, for her part, stared straight ahead and tried to attract no attention whatsoever. I'm fairly sure she emerged unscathed by the whole experience- thought she DID glare at me afterwards.
That night we all went out to dinner, fifteen of us, and many laughs were had. Presumably. I spent the next day with Nick as he tried to get me to decide what to write once Skulduggery is over. I have a few ideas, but I'm still not entirely sure what it'll be. Apart from brilliant. We all KNOW it'll be brilliant.
Voting for the Irish Book Awards have come around again. This year I'm up against Anna Carey, Judi Curtin, John Boyne, Darren Shan and Eoin Colfer. That's a pretty impressive list by anyone's standards. I didn't win last year- Anna did- and to be honest I had THE best time. I actually like not winning. It means you can hold a conversation with someone without interruption.
Every year, I don't ask you to vote for me- I ask you to vote for whoever you think deserves it. And this year is no different. Well, ALMOST no different. The only difference is that this year the last Artemis Fowl book is nominated, and if any book deserves to win...
Just pointing it out, that's all. Not trying to influence you, one way or the other. Ahem.
http://www.irishbookawards.ie/vote-here-for-your-favourite-titles
Let's see... oh, next week is going to be fun! You're going to be getting TWO cover releases here on this Blog. The new paperback cover for KOTW at the start of the week, and the Tanith cover at the end of the week.
See? I'm so good to you.
Now I'm going to eat lunch.
First!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for the covers :D
Second!
ReplyDeleteWoop woop!
Anyhoo, can't wait for le covers :3
Please come to Glasgow, Derek, seriously!
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ReplyDeleteYay, Tanith cover!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! 6th! Hello everyone! Love the post! Can't wait to see more of Tanith!
ReplyDeleteOhhh, I'm SO looking forward to the covers!
ReplyDeleteAnd to whatever it is that will be written after Skulduggery (I don't actually want to think about "after Skulduggery", but I've survived series ending before, in my long life, so I'm sure I'll survive this, too, somehow).
Hello?
ReplyDeleteOh i know you'll win Derek! And ironically I'm eating breakfast right now.....it is 9:42am my time.
ReplyDeleteHi everybody!
ReplyDeleteHi!!!!! Its a person
ReplyDelete*grins*
Yay! I can vote for Derek without feeling guilty coz I'm still offically in a mood with Eoin Colfer!
ReplyDelete. . . Okay, I will still feel very guilty. Artemis Fowl is AMAZING.
:'(
See this terrible guilt you have brought upon me with your blogpost, Derek? Don't worry, I'll vote for you, coz it's award of the YEAR and this YEAR you released KOTW, one of your best books, and Eoin released The Last Guardian, which I think was one of his WORST books, so I CAN VOTE FOR YOU!!! MWAH HA HA!
. . . Sorry, Eoin Colfer. XD
I'm new! In case you couldn't tell....
ReplyDeleteHI ZO. MO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI knew. I read old comments. :P How are you?
And HI ANYONE ELSE!!!! How are you?
Oh I realized that. Dont worry I dont bite.
ReplyDelete*jumps down from tree*
Im Zafira Kerias, im an Ameriminion! And so I dont annoy Derek ill leave out a key detail abiut myself
I'm feeling great! Thanks for the exclamation marks!
ReplyDeleteHi Star! I'm new-ish, I read Derek's posts, but I don't comment much :3
ReplyDeleteErin you have my given name lol!
ReplyDeleteSay.... Can your given name be your taken name?
ReplyDelete*Curious*
I like Darran Shan too, but he can't compare with Eoin and Derek and my other favourite authors. But I thought I should give Darran a nod, because he DOES write good books. *nods in direction of Darran Shan*
ReplyDeleteHI ERIN!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAt least you commented now! :D
Aha, Erin is my given name also! My taken name is Scarlet Raintone :3 It's so awesome xD
ReplyDeleteOMG, 25th?!?
ReplyDeleteNO!!! 24TH!!! EVEN BETTER!!!
ReplyDeleteUhm no....I dont think that'd be possibke. I mean yiur given name is the one your parents gave you, the taken name is the one you pick that'd protect you from being controlled. I dont think picking the same name for both would work....someone pester Derek he the smart one
ReplyDeleteAeesome Erin!!!
ReplyDelete*high fives*
you are awesome for sharing my given name
Nope, picking the same name cannot work. Well, probably not, anyway. Does anyone know when Derek is doing another UK tour??????
ReplyDeleteHm. Well, whatever! I guess my taken name would be... Ooh, Hazard is a nice name!
ReplyDeleteHazard Z! I like it!
Please tell me none of you have witty.
ReplyDeleteVOTED! :)
ReplyDeleteOh Eoin Colfer, I'm so sorry. But The Last Guardian wasn't one of your better books. :(
Nice namethenZo. Mo
ReplyDeleteUhm Derek probably will pist details sometime next spring. Usually. He finished his UK Tour for 2012
I just want an American one because i wanna meet hin (despite the fact I was in a rebellion against him >>)
Hazard...Sounds like Hansard.... Hansard Kray!
ReplyDeleteErm.... Should I know about this rebellion?
ReplyDeleteScarlet Raintone is a really nice name. :)
ReplyDeleteMy taken name is Star Inkbright. *points at display name*
Harzard Z? That's cool. :)
Uhm.....well.....I guess but first have you read KOTW?
ReplyDeleteWhy thankyou :3
ReplyDeleteI really like the name Star Inkbright, it's cool :3 We can be the awesome taken names group xD
And I'm being ignored again. I don't like being ignored. Probably because I am a narcissist. And I have a huge ego. That may have something to do with it. But all that is Derek's fault. His fault for making Skulduggery my role model. So I can pin the blame on someone else like a good old American.
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say. "Why do you always look to us for witty quotes!?"
ReplyDeleteDerek how can you do this to me
ReplyDelete"People Gonna CRY"
THAT'S THE WORST THING TO PUT TO ME SO SOON ASDFGHJKL
Also go on Bebo and whatnot
And get people at HC to check on the SP schools comp because lots of schools are cheating and good lord it's disgraceful
ALSO NEW COVERS HEHEHE
ReplyDeletethere goes more of Becky and I's money
Zaf was Grand Mage of America, only in KOTW Derek made Bisahalini Grand Mage, so Zaf kept blogasking Derek why he fired her. Derek blogspoke back and said it was coz she'd gone rogue. Now Zaf wants her job back. She has a lot of Minions behind her . . . MINIONS LIKE ME . . .
ReplyDeleteTHANKS ERIN! :)
ReplyDeleteNO PROBLEM!
ReplyDeleteI have just decided, then, that I shall be Grand Mage of Scotland. Or at least an elder. But I should be Grand Mage, I'm totally up for it ;D
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ReplyDeleteHmm.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if anyone would notice me if I walked up behind them and set fire to their pants.
Ok fine! Here's what happened I hope Derek isnt lurking he kinda scares me
ReplyDeleteOk so after I read KOTW I git freakin fired by Derek himself. I WAS Grand Mage of America until Derek came on little over a mnth ago and fired me. So, Kestrel and I got annoyed because we all know I'm just so much better then Bisahalani, and started Operation Take Over America basically Minions joined up to try and get me back into my position, I dont know what Derek has in mind if he's ignoring us or not. I'd love to know.
Hey, I just remembered - Eve the ROCK is someone who comments on here and her given name is Eve Jackson, but her taken name is Eve L'Keet . . .
ReplyDeleteSHE THINKS THAT WOULD WORK. I THINK THAT WOULD WORK. DO YOU THINK THAT WOULD WORK?
Hello Pheonix
ReplyDeleteI noticed you so you wouldn't set fire to my pants ;D
Hi Phoenix! Dont set my pants on fire
ReplyDeleteI'm the Lead Recruitment Officer for OTOA (Operation Take Over America). :)
ReplyDeleteDoes anybody else want to be part of OTOA? All you need to do is say "yes" and think of a job . . .
HI PHOENIX!
ReplyDeleteNo, I wouldn't notice you, so there's no point doing it. :P
Yes. I shall be... I don't know. Scottish correspondent. To get minions in Scotland and stuff. I am, after all, the Grand Mage of Scotland. *hair flip*
ReplyDeleteYAY! THANKS ERIN!
ReplyDeleteThat's an awesome profile pic, btw. I got that Tanith picture and edited it until it was coloured once. :)
ReplyDeleteThankk you Erin
ReplyDelete*grins*
I think this might actually work!
So you Scottish? Never spoke to a Scotish person til today then
...I SHALL NOT SET FIRE TO PANTS. YAY.
ReplyDeleteYay! Covers!
ReplyDelete(Also, Derek, still need to plan to meet up with you in Ireland...)
HI IVY!!!
ReplyDeleteVal maybe if we're really nice Derek might come on to say hi!
ReplyDelete*bats eyes* please ph great Golden God come Blogspeak, if you are not entirely busy writng or stuff that authors do,
Thanks Star :)
ReplyDeleteYes, I am Scottish Zaf :)
Hi, person I don't know!
ReplyDeleteAwesome Erin! Scottish and sharing given names? You are now epic!! See my morning (still is in America) just got better
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS MY TANITH PICTURE. She'll be all small, though . . . Or all squashed . . . Or both . . .
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone here play Portal or Portal 2?
ReplyDeleteMy friend from school's Scottish. :)
ReplyDeleteScottish accents are really awesome. I'm English . . .
*changes profile picture back, because that handprint is amazing*
ReplyDeleteDo you English people realize how absolutely AMAZING your accent is?
ReplyDeleteMy best friend is English :)
ReplyDeleteIt's afternoon here, haha xD
Sharing given names yay!
Nobody has cool accents in my school we just American. Though my nephew has an accent similar to Billy-Ray's its not a complete southern drawl his dad has that. P,us they arent Texians they Alabama
ReplyDeleteDerek, you can write "The Adventures of Ivy and Derek" when you're done with Skulduggery because that would be VERY brilliant(by the way, the thought of Skulduggery ending makes me want to curl into a ball and cry) .
ReplyDeleteEveryone, it's fine. Everything ends. Even memes.
ReplyDeletePhoenix, THE CAKE IS A LIE.
ReplyDeleteYES!!! VAL, YOU ARE FREAKING AWESOME!!! *hugs*
ReplyDeleteEnglish accents aren't amazing. They're either all posh or all chvvy. :/
ReplyDeleteNo, sorry, Phoenix.
*suddenly remembers I'm meant to be doing my geography homework* AW, SHIZZ.
Nearly choked on my Coke when I read that...
ReplyDeleteWell, I don't play Portal much, but my cousin really likes it and whenever he plays it I refuse to look away from the screen. Same goes for Portal 2.
ReplyDeleteAnd whenever someone says "When life gives you lemons" I shout, "BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN!"
ReplyDeleteI saw this lyrics video on YouTube once and there were these random boxes popping up in the background saying "The lyrics are a lie!" a million times. I was like, WTH? Then I got rid of the boxes, and a bit later another one popped up saying "The cake is also a lie!"
ReplyDeleteMe: Ohhhhhh-kaaaaay . . .
Heh. It's a really good game. Portal 2 is better, though. Much more complex, better story line, more engaging characters. And Wheatley. Portal 2 has Wheatley.
ReplyDeleteI wanna cry in a corner. I dont want SP to end
ReplyDeleteDerek im going to beg you!!! Did you get anything from 3 Ameriminions including myself? We hand wrote it....please answer?
At rockclimbing yesterday Cody was wearing a T-shirt saying "WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS . . . Squirt them in people's eyes!"
ReplyDeleteWhy find a corner? What's wrong with the midddle of the floor? XD
ReplyDeleteYeah, maybe if we send him enough letters then we could get the books over here...
ReplyDelete@Zafira
ReplyDeleteWe will get these books. And Derek will come on a tour to America. We can do this. Just don't give up.
We can do this? Nay. We WILL do this!
ReplyDeleteAMERIMINIONS UNITE!!!
ReplyDeleteAre you talking 'bout next Monday and Friday?
ReplyDeleteI know I'm English, but if there's anything you want me to do to help you in your quest for Derekness . . .
ReplyDelete*pumps fist*
ReplyDeleteGIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! GIVE US SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! NOW!!!
Wait... Hold on a sec. Derek was on the computer an hour before he posted, and he DIDN'T come on to talk to us?
ReplyDelete*gives Derek death stare* TALK TO US.
HEYLO,FLAME!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe will. Phoenix write to the American HC they're in New York City! I wrote to them you gotta tell them why Derek should be allowed to tour here they brainless
ReplyDeleteHe's eating lunch. Remember?
ReplyDeleteFlame, love your profile pic...
ReplyDeleteEating lunch... For TWO HOURS?
ReplyDeleteI've done it before. I like big lunches.
ReplyDeleteIt dont take that long for one guy to eat lunch....I eat lunch in 30 min tops, unless....Derek eats slowly. This is awkward why am I talking abiut him eating?!
ReplyDeleteDEREK TALK TO US
FLAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEE! *pokes*
ReplyDeleteSorry, I forgot I needed to do that.
HE SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE PRAISED ME FOR PLACING HIM OVER EOIN COLFER. :(
ReplyDeleteAny regulars here must surely know how much I love Artemis Fowl by now.
Anybody else here an Ameriminion?
ReplyDeleteI are.
ReplyDeleteDerek I will tackle you through the screen to talk to us! I'll tackle you with... uh.. *glances around room* I'll tackle you with that chair cushion! Cushion torture!
ReplyDeleteI'm an Ameriminion!
ReplyDeleteIt sucks.
Hey guys!
ReplyDeleteHello!
ReplyDeleteI'M AN AMERIMINION!
ReplyDeleteHi! I talked to you last night!
ReplyDeleteIt does suck.
ReplyDelete*has shadows in hands*
derek come talk and I dont use my magic. Fail to do so and I go Necromancer on you.
Yuppers!
ReplyDeleteMy friend from school said that in her primary school she used to usually still be eating lunch after lunch break had ended and she had to finish it in the library .. .
ReplyDeleteShe's still a really slow eater but she HAS sped up. :P
Maybe Derek could be eating lunch slowly, and then a slow eater joins him and he waits for them to finish, and then later ANOTHER slow easter joins them and he's waiting for them as well. And then ANOTHER slow eater . . .
You get the picture. HE COULD EASILY STILL BE ON LUNCH.
I'm kind of hyper!
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a math problem Star.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe he just went out to eat. :P
ReplyDeleteWe will unite. WE WILL HAVE SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT!!! Starting today, I, Phoenix Mithrandir, Grand Mage of the New England Sanctuary, declare a state of war against those at Harper Collins who seek to keep Skulduggery from us.
ReplyDelete*eater
ReplyDeleteHE SEV!!!!!!!
D'awwww... How could you wage war against someone named Harper? It's a cute name.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he made a super big lunch. But how much can one guy eat? I dont see Derek eating a 4 course lunch
ReplyDeleteDang
TALK. TO. US.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S NAME IS!!! WE WILL HAVE SKULDUGGERY!!! WE WILL!!!
ReplyDeleteDO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
ReplyDeleteSINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN
IT IS THE MUSIC OF THE PEOPLE
WHO WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN
WHEN THE BOOKS ARE PUBLISHED HERE
ALL OF US WILL CHEER
AND AMERIMINIONS WILL BE
CONTENT AGAIN!!!
OK, sheesh. No needs for Caps Lock. I'm allergic, you know.
ReplyDeletewow, that was really bad
ReplyDeleteI Zafira Kerias, Grand Mage of America declare war against HarperCollins, Grand Mage, Mithrandir may we join forces?
ReplyDeleteCan I have a job in the American Sanctuary, Grand Mage?
ReplyDeleteWe shall. I declare a state of alliance. *shakes hand* NOW LET'S KICK SOME PUBLISHER ASS!!!
ReplyDeleteI find Maths boring, but I'm good at it, and sometimes my MAths side comes out . . . XD
ReplyDeleteLike when I'm waiting for a session or a lesson of something to finish I look at the clock and work out how far I am through the session in fractions. Then in different fractions. Then I unsimplify the fractions if I'm really bored, and then I few minutes later five minutes will have gone and the big hand of the clock will be on another number and I can start over with the fractioning.
Such fun is my life. *sarcasm*
Ameriminion!! woo!
ReplyDeleteI have to admit, I picked up the first SP Book cause of the cover and the words 'he's the good guy!'
@Magpie
ReplyDeletehttp://www.americansanctuary.blogspot.com/
Well, math is pretty fun, IMO.
ReplyDeletePhoenix you would be from the New England I'd be from the American.
ReplyDeleteI generally don't like Maths though. :P
ReplyDeleteI hate maths.
ReplyDeleteMaths stink. XP
ReplyDeleteIts evil.....lol.
ReplyDeleteIn math class I have to write a story about exponential stuff. Mine's about these elves who visit the Well of Exponential Growth, and get the power to multiply exponentially to defeat the humans
ReplyDelete:LL
ReplyDeleteAsdfghjkl;
ReplyDeleteBY END OF THE WEEK, PLEASE SAY YOU MEAN SUNDAY. AS IN, THE EIGHTEENTH.
SO I CAN SCREAM.
AND CRY.
OMGG.
ASDFGHJKL;
SO EXCITED!:D
Eight days!xD
Listening to State Radio...
ReplyDeleteI like chatting to the girl next to me and not really having to think properly - I mean, struggling to work out maths equations isn't proper thinking in my opinion - and I like occasionally being able to doodle or write down stuff because the teacher really doesn't care like they do in other subjects . . .
ReplyDeleteLUSCATHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NAME HAS JUBILANTLY RETURNED FROM THE DARK, FEARFUL ABYSS WHICH IT HAD SNEAKED AWAY INTO IN A SNEAKY FASHION!
ReplyDelete... Who?
ReplyDeleteOMG THE TWO COVERS!!
ReplyDeleteDEREK YOU ARE TOO AMZINGLY KIND AND AWESOME!!
*faints*
GAH IM ALREADY EXCITED!!
I have the 2 books Pre-ordered on Amazon already!!
I know the covers are gonna be EPIC!!
Hello?
ReplyDelete*SNEAKILY SNEAKED
ReplyDeleteGAH. STUPID SNEAKY KEYBOARD, SNEAKILY WRECKING MY SNEAKY SPEECH OF SNEAKINESS OH SO SNEAKILY.
HEYLO WILLOW AND NJ!
ReplyDeleteHi new people! WBD, guys. Working on my DA page...
ReplyDeleteOh yeah. I'm meant to be doing my sneaky geography. *sneaks off*
ReplyDeleteSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
ReplyDeleteI found a shop that sells battle packs. I WAS SO CONFUDDLED.
Derek should go to Doncaster. *nods* THERE'S THIS HUGE WATERSTONES. OMG, I WANT TO LIVE THERE. OMG, AND THE AIRPORT IS CLOSE BY.
he should go to Sheffield and Doncaster. XD
OMG, I LOVE DONCASTER SO MUCH, RIGHT NOW. THERE ARE SO MANY BOOK SHOPS AND GAMING SHOPS AND EVERYTHING. I MIGHT HAVE FOUND MY PROM DRESS, TOO!
What's a... Battle pack?
ReplyDeleteDerek needs to come to America and COME AND TALK TO US
ReplyDeleteI completely agree with Zaf. Grr.
ReplyDeleteI love witty. I shall marry it.
ReplyDeleteI marry a lot of things XD
You love... An adjective?
ReplyDeleteI am so confused. With everything on this Blog.
ReplyDeleteZo. Mo, we are all crazy. You'll soon learn
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wittyprofiles.com/
ReplyDeleteWittians just refer to it as witty :p
WE'RE INSAAAAANE!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.feathersofflame.deviantart.com/
ReplyDeleteI GO THROUGH PHASES WHERE I JUST NEVER WANT TO GET MARRIED. :P
ReplyDeleteOMG, IT'S ONLY EIGHT FRICKING DAYS.
E I G H T D A Y S !
What?
ReplyDeleteI just got KOTW in my grasp, thanks to a belated delivery.
WHOOP
~Skully
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Gurt.
ReplyDeleteThe battle pack = Skulduggery Top Trumps. <3
ReplyDeleteLUSCATHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . . . Wait, I already did that once. Never mind. XD
WE USED TO SEE SIGNS FOR DONCASTER WHEN WE DROVE FROM IPSWICH TO HULL OR HULL TO IPSWICH. :)
I miss going from Ipswich to Hull and back again. :( It's very odd of me, but I do.
WATERSTONES. <3 WHSMITH'S MESSES THINGS UP, BUT WATERSTONES IS BRILL. WE ALWAYS USED TO GO TO WATERSTONES IN IPSWICH. THEY HAD A BLACK SIGN WITH GOLD WRITING. THERE'S A WATERSTONES IN HULL AND IT HAS A WHITE SIGN WITH GOLD WRITING, UNLESS THEY'VE CHANGED IT. ODDNESS . . .
When we visited Ipswich in the summer we went to Waterstones and I bought Throne of Fire and Plague and Fear. :D
In case you didn't know, I used to live in Ipswich, Suffolk, England, and now I live near Hull, in Yorkshire, England.
NEXT TIME WE GO TO DONCASTER (WHICH MIGHT BE IN YEARS SEEING AS WE'VE LIVED IN YORKSHIRE FIVE YEARS AND WE'VE ONLY PASSED THROUGH DONCASTER AND NOT BEEN THERE, UNLESS WE HAVE AND I CAN'T REMEMBER IT), THEN I'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR AFOREMENTIONED MASSIVE WATERSTONES. :)
OMGMGMGGMMGMG I'M FIRST ON TOP QUOTES!!
ReplyDelete*dies*
I BOUGHT MY SISTER THE REST OF HER XMAS PRESENT, TODAY. OMG, I CAN'T WAIT FOR XMAS.
ReplyDeleteI'M MORE EXCITED ABOUT NEXT SUNDAY, THOUGH:3
*hugs my KOTW copy*
ReplyDeletei live my books im re-reading SP for fun xD i gotta remember to read TEOTWV after DB
DEREK GET YOUR IRISH SEOF ON AND TALK
I'm going to marry a bowl of cereal so it won't be scared of me and when its guard is down... I will eat my spouse.
ReplyDeleteYou men of authority... We do not speak your language, see. Please act accordingly...
ReplyDeleteÌ wonder what i'd be like to be Witty famous..
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should ask my mum if we can just go and stay in Ipswich so we can drive there and back. :P
ReplyDelete. . . Nooooo, that's utterly ridiculous.
I also miss when we first moved here in 2007, and we were staying in my grandma's house in Hull (she now rents out said house), and we used to drive from Hull to our school in the village I live in now and back again every day. :(
I MISS THAT CAR JOURNEY TOO.
Her lies Valkyrie Cain,
ReplyDeleteWho died heroically after falling off of a train,
Her death brought joy to many,
She was busted by a reporter named Kenny,
She lived and died in Ireland,
But for some reason is buried in Washington,
If her secret was known she would have been executed for treason,
But only of Darquesse abandoned her for some reason.
*climbs back up tree and starts to watch for Derek*
ReplyDeletei know he will be nice because thats just him....i think ill just yell
COME HERE GOLDEN GOD
COME OUT YOU AMAZING GOLDEN CAT!!!
ReplyDeleteHow are you all doing?
ReplyDeleteHey SPD!
ReplyDeleteMaggie!
ReplyDeleteCome out and play Derek!!!
ReplyDeleteHiya Magpie!!
HEY SPD!
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for Laura.
ReplyDeleteLol she must have glared
ReplyDelete*growls at all who think what happened was funny*
ReplyDeleteWonder what the third and fourth comments were.
ReplyDeleteHey all!!
ReplyDeleteHow're you??
I wrote a thingie-ish thing! It's disturbing, and I don't know what part of my psyche came up with it!
ReplyDeleteI'm great! Never met you, but great!
ReplyDeleteIf you don't understand our insanity, why are you still here? You mud appreciate it!
ReplyDeleteHi NJ!
ReplyDeleteHello Zo. Mo
ReplyDeleteI'm NJ
Pleasure to make your acquaintance
*shakes Hand*
Damn!!!!! I ate auto correct-it corrects the wrong things and doesn't correct the ones it is supposed to.
ReplyDeleteHey Willow!!
ReplyDelete*hugs*
How're you?
Fine! You?
ReplyDeleteI'm okay :)
ReplyDeleteZo. Mo., I don't mean to be offensive, but are you insane? If you are, you can be my friend, if you arent, you can still be my friend.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like I think
ReplyDeletei'm called Willow there. XD
The whispers grew louder. She closed her eyes tighter, scrunching them together almost painfully. She clenched her fists over her ears, blocking out the whispers. They did this on purpose. And this was the reaction they wanted from her. A small rational part of her mind screamed at her.
ReplyDeleteIt's not real, this is just what they want, they're playing with your mind, don't let them in!
Oh, how she wished it were that simple. How she wished she could just block them out. But the mind didn't work like that. It was weak.
And it snapped.
And I don't know why I wrote this. My mind is weird.
Why do I have a feeling I gotta go into Ireland?
ReplyDelete*jumps from tree andruns into portal to Ireland*
DEREK?! WHERE ARE YOU?!
*sees ninja penguins*
penguins.....AAAH IM IN RIARHAVEN!!!!
Roarhaven**
ReplyDeletestupid touch screen
Am I insane? HAH. We're on the internet, it's already assumed that we've lost our minds.
ReplyDeleteHavent you noticed we're all a little mad?
ReplyDeleteStupid touch screen! *curses* Grrrrr. I am not in a good mood.
ReplyDeleteUno
ReplyDeleteDangit!! So close
ReplyDelete