You lucky, lucky people...
I am, of course, referring to those Minions who talk with those funny accents. A full 36 days before the rest of us, Kingdom of the Wicked is now available in Australia and New Zealand.
The normal rules apply. No Spoilers. None. None whatsoever. There's not even going to be spoiler zone Blog post for you to discuss it in secret- not until it's available in Ireland and the UK. You're just going to have to keep it to yourself and off the internet for 36 days. That is your punishment for getting it early...
And you have it SO early that not even I have a copy. How is THAT fair?
In other news...
A new school-type event is now listed in the Sydney section of the tour schedule below. If you want to get involved... er... I dunno what you have to do... Get your school to register, or something?
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and my dear Valkyrie, would the answer, perhaps, be hair????
AHHHHHHHHH
Look up!
Yes, I see that now.
Wonderful. I KNEW that riddle!
Faith Le Bane walked across the dockyard on the edge of town, heading down the many aisles of cargo crates and huge storage containers. The sun, just about setting was sinking down below the horizon, sending a yellow and orange glow against the sea.
*begins rolling around at something Sir Rein said*
LOL!!!!
Here's an oldie.
I have one, you have one. If you remove the first letter, a bit remains. If you remove the second, bit still remains. After much trying, you might be able to remove the third one also, but it remains. What am I?
... And what on Earth are you laughing about, Adrasdos?
"habit"?
Ah, and... *chuckles* I don't know if I should tell you...
I drift forever with the current
down these long canals they've made
Tame, yet wild, I run elusive
Multitasking to your aid.
Before I came, the world was darker
Colder, sometimes, rougher, true
But though I might make living easy,
I'm good at killing people too.
Correct, Adrasdos!
Valkyrie, electricity!
Though at first I thought it was water, from hydroelectric power, but then I realized that made NO sense.
CORRECT!
Every dawn begins with me
At dusk I'll be the first you see
And daybreak couldn't come without
What midday centers all about
Daises grow from me, I'm told
And when I come, I end all cold
But in the sun I won't be found
Yet still, each day I'll be around
Sunshine, which includes light AND heat.
If you were guessing sunshine for me it's wrong...
Warmth!!!
And you called my Adra earlier, Sir Rein.
NOOO< WAIT...
*re-reads*
The letter d?
Gah! How horrid, I must delete that post-haste!
It is the letter 'd'.
Adra, is yours shadows?
There. All is rectified, Adrasdos.
Heehee. Indeed it is, Val :P
And Sir... It's been shown to the world. I already have a picture of it!
There once was a strange man who loved wordplay, he had a very important and successful business that would take insect shipments from all across the world and distribute them to zoos across the US.
What was the name of his company?
Jesus
Flea to US?
Hah If that's right... You are SO cheating
No.
ImportANT.
This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why? Study it, think about it, and you may find out. Try to do it without coaching. If you work at it for a bit it will dawn on you. So jump to it and try your skill at figuring it out. Good luck - don't blow your cool!
is it "it"
The letter e isn't in it.
I read THAT one in a book once.
woah.... *nods* i see
Yeah, the letter e is missing
Gtg:(
Farewell, Star.
Adieu, Star!!! *hugs*
Well then, it seems our numbers are dwindling.
*skips around*
I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK. I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK. I KILLED SIRIUS BLACk
And you did a fantastic job going about it. Unfortunately, you are eventually going to be killed by a chubby, middle aged woman with red hair.
Maybe. Maybe not. Depends if I travel in my own timeline, and pull myself out of the way at the last moment.
It could happen.
Could happen. However, then you'd be confronted by an alternate timeline me that stayed mad with rage, charging right at you.
YOU??? Mad with rage for what, may I ask
I'm not sure. Why don't you ask alternate timeline me?
*swaps dimensions*
Alternate dimension Sir Rein, why art thou angry at me?
LOL Oblivious in the audiobook sounds like Kermit the Frog
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
MY MUUUUUUUUUUUFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
*screams*
YOURE STILL ON THAT!!!
*runs off, cradling muffin*
heyy what are you guys doin'
Hey King Yugi! It is a pleasure, as always. Now then, where was I? Oh yeah.
MMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!
*chases Adrasdos*
haha you guys still doing that then
Yugi!!! *hugs*
*screams, and runs from Sir Rein*
NO! NO! NO BAD SHARKIE!!!!
Real me: Why don't you just go back to OUR timeline?
Alternate timeline me: ... I think you know what I'm going to say by now, so I'm just going to chase you and save my breath.
Yay! *goes back to our timeline*
*looks at Sir Rein*
Your alternate timeline's meeaannnn.
He just wants his muffin. Speaking of which...
*steals the muffin*
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Skulduggery! Get the Bentley!
*gets in the Bentley and Skulduggery drives off*
RUNN HE's on a muffin rampage
*chases after them in hyper-powered carriage*
*kills Val and gets muffin back*
*turns to Sir Rein*
Don't you DARE.
GET YOUR OWN MUFFIN
i g2g!
i g2g!
But... but...
*takes muffin*
GO DOBBIN, AND YOU TOO SILVER!
HIGH-HO, AND AWAAAAY!
*rockets off*
Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye Flame!
*portals and takes muffin again*
DAMN YOU FOR TAKING IT.
Well then, Flame, goodbye! Have a nice day!
why must youo go after that muffin i mean is there really nothing you want more than a single muffin?
bye flame
Would you rather I take your sooooooul? *gives crazy person look to Yugi*
Bye Flame!!!
Yugi. This muffin is the best thing in the world.
*eats it*
I'd offer you my soul, but I already gave it to the loa. Best gods EVER for giving your soul to, you can get anything you want for it.
And you know what I got from them? The ability to steal muffins from the stomachs of people who have eaten them.
*eats muffin recently stolen*
are you sure there's really absolutely nothing in the world you would want more .... like eternal world power to DOMINATE THE EARTH... actuallly now that i think about it GIVE ME THAT MUFFIN
I ate your muffin, by the way.
*sors through the air and reaches for the muffin*
no. i WENT BACK IN TIME AND TOOK IT BEFORE YOU ATE IT, VAL!!!
And thank you, Sir Rein. It was filled with cyanide.
You guys need to realize. No matter HOW many times you eat it, I can steal it straight from your stomach. And eat it again. And again. And again.
Do you see the beauty of my power now?
It's even better than working at the muffin factory!
But on that delicious muffiny note, I must go. It will only be for a short while, don't you worry.
Farewells are bittersweet, you cannot escape them as long as you live. But as long as you live, the future is a blank page.
that soundeed quite disgusting wouldn't the muffin be digested?
Bye Sir Rein!!! *hugs* Until soon!!!*waves hankie*
does that mean the muffin is now up for grabs GIMME GIMME oh and good bye sir rein thanks for being so welcoming
suddenly this conversation seems different without a muffin stealing shark boy gentleman
What conversation... It kinda stopped...
hummmm ......
hey adra would you like a cookie
"Skulduggery Pleasant walked off the battlefield, and Lord Vile walked into my Temple"
YES. Are you going to drive over here and give it to me?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ADRA DON'T MAKE ME UPSET!
*sobs and runs off*
*steals Derek-lizard, and burns it to ashes*
Val. Howabout we show Yugi what happens everyday???
Comes as wooden as a tree,
Covered in paint, don't you see,
Makes you laugh, or run and hide,
For it has something dark inside.
here C-O-O-K-I-E soorry besst i can doo *shrugs*
HOW DARE YOU MURDER DEREK!!!!!
Adra, when you kill the Derek-lizard, you ARE KILLING THE REAL DEREK. I asked him and he said he was a lizard for a time! YOU JUST MURDERED HIM BEFORE HE COULD WRITE THE SERIES! YOU'VE STOPPED FIXED POINTS IN TIME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Hey Gabriel!!!
Valkyrie... WE stop looking under the bed for monsters...When we realize they're inside us.
*evil grin*
C'mon... Unless you're scared
a closet??
Nooooo... It was a pencil!
yes you are very right there is a monster in all of us
*jumps around, screaming* I KILLED DEREK-LIZARD!!!I KILLED DEREK-LIZARD!!!I KILLED DEREK-LIZARD!!!I KILLED DEREK-LIZARD!!!I KILLED DEREK-LIZARD!!!I KILLED DEREK-LIZARD!!!I KILLED DEREK-LIZARD!!!I KILLED DEREK-LIZARD!!!I KILLED DEREK-LIZARD!!!I KILLED DEREK-LIZARD!!!I KILLED DEREK-LIZARD!!!I KILLED DEREK-LIZARD!!!I KILLED DEREK-LIZARD!!!
YOU KILLED DEREK, YOU FOOL! YOU KILLED HIM BEFORE HE COULD WRITE THE SERIES! YOU RUINED A FIXED POINT!
Hi People
ooooohhh how does a pencil make you laugh run and hide i mean i know what it writes and stuff but then the answer would be writing but thats not wooden and not all pencils are painted most are but not all i guess graphite is dark too umm .. am i overthinking this?
Hi Gabriel!
I RUINED A FIX POINT, DAMN STRAIGHT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
*sprinkles ashes over Val*
*burns Adra in a furnace, turning her to ashes* *feeds the ashes to the Master* *bring Derek back to life*
*floats*
*jumps from ceiling and lands on Valkyrie, making her fall forward, effectively squishing the Derek lizard, killing it*
YOU KILLED THE GANGER!!!
AND YOU KILLED DEREK
creates witches brew brings adra back to life more powerful come on adra fight
I never died, dear.
Oh God. Val's winding up... I can feel the comment coming on
*still floating*
*rises and floats next to Gabriel*
Hiya
i guess i'll just eaat this muffin then it was just laying here someone must have dropped it
:P its filled with cyanide...
And I think Val's angry *checks phone* she hasn't said anything...
Is she dead??
And how're you, Gabriel?
ADRA, YOU SHALL DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kills Adra, not her reflection or ganger or anything that isn't the real her, and tears her limb from limb*
http://abowman.com/google-modules/penguins/
This shouldn't be as entertaining as it is...
That was actually Emerald, using a polyjuice potion.
*laughs, and runs off, not before putting Em back together*
haha too bad im imune to cyinide
yep something i developed young omnomnomnomnomnonmonmonmonmonkmnomnom
Bye Guys, I'm at school and the bell rang 5 minutes ago!
*cjokes * cough cough what elese did you put in here blueberriess you did NOT TELL ME IT WAS A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN IM ALLERGIC TO BLUEBERRIES *cough cough* *throat closes
Bye Gabriel!!! *wonders where in the world school starts at wherever...*
Gabriel is somewhere between ANZ and UK then??? Unless... Night school. But I doubt that.
oh bye gabriel have fun or as much fun you can have at school
YAY!!! YOU DIED!
Well then. THAT was the worst shower ever.
*cough * not yet my .... blereghghg throat .. breghg is constricting huffhuff get me a doctor plesae gblrghg
sir rein are you a doctor please blekkk my throat is closing up
Why is it that whenever I appear, someone is dying? Very well. I'm calling 411 right now about what to do when someone has an allergic reaction.
*calls out Ten*
Bring her to Nye, dear!!! *they fly off in the Tardis*
I thought sharks were supposed to like showers!
Not ones that try to kill you!
Um...
CYANIDE?
nooo NOT NYE HE'LL BLEEEKM KILL ME just.... get me .. a blekk resperator... cough cough
No, I slipped and hit my head on the tile. But that shower PUT that soap there!
no the blueberries in the muffin are killing me
ohh ouch you okay ??
*brings out a chainsaw and chops everyone into teeny tiny pieces*
I'll be fine. Better than you, at least, when Nye is done with you.
Didnt you break your toe though??
*Ten brings Yugi back in time to Grouse*
Yup, I did.
Thankfully, they gave me some kind of water proof cast trial thingy-majigger.
thanks adra that was close the time ravel healed me *phew*
HAHAHA VAL GOT FIRST!!!
SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH!!!
How painful for her. Two pages in a row.
UH... okay???
And ah okay.
You've got quite an appetite for destruction, haven't you, sir Rein?
Aha! Best first comment ever!
I dedicate to having odd amounts of things that represent Fletcher when you don't even like him. Stuffed animal hedgehogs, dolls with spiky hair, idiotic drawings...
That's my speech, Adra. Sorry it sucks so much, but... I looked over and saw the stuffed animal hedgehog named Fletcher.
Adrasdos, just because you stub your toe, break it, and hit your head in the shower does NOT mean that you are violent. It just means that the world hates you.
For some reason, it thinks a flying, fire breathing, gentleman shark is an abomination...
LOL!!!
*hugs* thats epic!!!
*raises glass* I CONCUR!
help im playin family fued name something a women might put lipstick on
... Her lips?
That's what I thought!!!
Aww the world doesn't hate you, Sir Rein :P
i already said that i mean like she would kiss a letter or someones face like that
ugh never mind thanks
kiss a mirror?
Unfortunately, it does. Something about setting fire to an enormous forest on some obscure planet.
EM! SERIOUSLY! QUIT STALKING US!!! lol :D
It's too bad you guys couldn't see me a few seconds ago... I tried to get off my bed, but my foot got caught in the blanket so I fell over, squealed, hit the ground, rolled, and hit the heater.
Yeah, I'm so epic.
*laughs* that was completely YOUR fault, if I may.
Was it your SP blanket?
Did Skulduggery trip you, Val?
if batman got married name someone he would not invite to his wedding other than the joker
Skulduggery grabbed my foot, Adra. I guess he just loves my feet.
The Penguin guy
ALFRED PENNYWORTH!!!
And Skulduggery has a fetish :P
ohh thanks
Hah.. He does!
I think Sir Rein is dead...
*cheers*
*raises fist to sky*
I WILL NEVER. YOU CAN SEE ME AND I CAN HYPOTHETICALLY SEE YOU.
Not really.
I KNOW YOU ARE THERE YOU LOVELY COOKIE BEAR!!!
Adra's craaaaaaaaaazy.
*pushes her off a cliff*
*kills*
Thisss is weird!
I TIS!!!! LOL!! TICK TOCK GOES THE CLOCK!!!
HEY WHERE IS EVERYONE!!!
They died
Derek.... Sir Rein, Yugi and a few others have died...
In a car crash...
Just now.. :'(
Because I was dancing in the street and they looked off the road to laugh...
ummm
Haha hey girl!!!!
im right here wait although the dancing did blind me im alive
heeeyyy girrl
What just happened?
I DON'T KNOOWWW
It said the call was lost?
Lol
Fail
HEY YUGI!!! I thought you died.
i gtg i have soccer practice soon bye guys love ya bye adra give my best to sir rein and anyone else if they come on lovee yaaa <3
Well, I didn't move from this spot... *is glued to spot*
Maybe the call forgot its map so it got lost in the woods.
ya sorry 'bout that byee
EEEXACTKY!!!!
Bye Yugi! Tell Bri I said hi! And Asha :P
*hugs*
Try again, Val?
Bye Yugi!
*unglues self from spot* *flings self at the ceiling*
LOL!!! :P
*drowns Val*
LOL SIR REINNNN!!!!
I LOVE YOU EM!!!*hugs*
I LOVE YOU TOO ADRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs back*
WOO *points to Em, and talks to everyone*
THIS PERSON HERE IS AMAZING!!!
Bye Val!!! *hugs* awesome talking to ya!
Oh, I can be here it's just I couldn't talk on the phone anymore because it was dying!
OOOH. *headdesk* FAIL! :P
I wonder where Sir Rein went. He was like my pet shark.
Maybe he's hiding from us. I mean, we WERE just talking about starting a riot in Ireland...
That is true...
We should begin a blog with all our ideas... And show it to Derek :D
Starting a what now?
I think Derek would be forever terrified of us, Adra.
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