Friday, June 15, 2012

Ireland/UK Tour

Okay then, here comes the places I'll be visiting in the Ireland/UK part of the tour. As mentioned previously, these will be weekend affairs- from Fridays to Sundays (mostly)- and they'll mainly consist of public signings.

30 Aug - 3 Sept:
Dublin
Bray
Drogheda
Cork

7 Sept - 9 Sept:
London
Bournemouth
Southampton

13 Sept - 15 Sept
London
Birmingham
Liverpool

And I'll also be appearing at the Bangor Literature Festival, the Mountains to the Sea festival in Dublin, and the Cheltenham festival.

The fact that I can't visit EVERYWHERE is always a shame, but we do try and spread the love as much as possible. This time around, my publishers took into account that I'd be in Australia/NZ for the previous two weeks, so I reckon they took pity on me. Maybe it was all the manly crying I did. We'll never know...



Eagle-eyed Irish readers may also have noticed that I shall be appearing on the "Celebrity Mastermind" quiz show, starting on TV3 this Sunday. I'm not sure what episode I'm on (I think it airs on July 1st but I'm not sure). For those who don't know, Mastermind is a show where you are asked questions about a chosen topic, and then you're asked general knowledge questions. I'm not going to say ANYTHING about what happened (we recorded it a few weeks ago) so you'll just have to watch to see how well I did. Or not, as the case may be. Ahem.


Let's see, anything else...

The Forums are back up, thanks to a load of readers who chipped in and paid the website domain fee. You Minions are amazing, you really are. Anyone who hasn't visited really should, if only to raise an eyebrow or two at the topics being discussed...! skulduggeryforums.co.uk.


Oh, and sometime soon (don't know exactly when) we'll be releasing Chapter One of Kingdom of the Wicked for you to read over at skulduggerypleasant.com, a chapter entitled "The Butterfly and the Wolf"...

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Nixion Strange said...

Then say it

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*sighs*

fine

i think Eve has disappeared

ValkyrieMarshmallow said...

BOO!

Nixion Strange said...

Well, you got someone to come

Hi Marsh

Lavender Hope said...

...I don't think it worked this time... although it's only been two minutes.

Eve the ROCK said...

*stumbles back in* Finishing off an assignment and homework. Nix, I will read that once I am finished with this hellish handwork.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Marsh!

Lavender Hope said...

*laughs*
Hi Marsh.

Hey, it DID work! Hi Eve!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

SEE!!!!

hi ValMarsh!!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Eve!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i have proved my point

Nixion Strange said...

And what a point you have proved.
Huh?

Lavender Hope said...

*laughs again*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

brb, dinner

Lavender Hope said...

Okay, Miss.

ValkyrieMarshmallow said...

Its a very important point. Maybe, just maybe if miss cain says goodbye to derek next time he comes on, he'll stumble back on.....

Lavender Hope said...

*laughs again*
That would be funny, Marsh.

Nixion Strange said...

Whoa, there was just a small earthquake right here...

ValkyrieMarshmallow said...

Yeah... hey emerald got to meet derek at dalkley and she made a vid of him saying hi to us minions on youtube!

Lavender Hope said...

You could feel it, Nix? How small?

ValkyrieMarshmallow said...

WHAT!!! I DIDNT FEEL.AN EARTHQUAKE!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Apparently, there was an earthquake in the middle of the night in Adelaide some time ago, but I slept through it xD

Lavender Hope said...

I know, Marsh. That was nice. You guys who get to see him are so lucky! I think the publishers have it in for Americans. We don't even have the whole series here.

Nixion Strange said...

My bookcase shook...
It wouldn't be big enough to do anything but maybe make something fall over

Lavender Hope said...

That's good it wasn't that big, if you slept through it, Eve.

Lavender Hope said...

Freaky... I heard California has some earthquakes, but I've never felt one.

Oh yeah, I remember one that was maybe a month ago? I slept through it too. :P Wasn't that big, but in one place, it was big enough to make an adobe wall break a bit. That's the only damage I heard of.

Eve the ROCK said...

Give your bookcase a kick, Nix. If it doesn't fall to pieces, you're good for another few months

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

an EARTHQUAKE!?

back, dinner was yummy

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

yeah, what Eve said

Lavender Hope said...

Okay, it's really late. I'm gonna go to bed now. Nix, it's so good to see you back. :)

Night all!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Lav! It's good to be back!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

bye Lav!

Nixion Strange said...

The way this bookcase is? If I kick it, i'll be lucky if it stays in one piece

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

then dont kick it

Nixion Strange said...

I'll be back soon
Bye!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

okay Nix

bye!

Cluainn Fhada said...

Damn.... no where too near me this year... Oh well... to Dublin I go...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hello Cluainn!

Anonymous said...

Ok Derek when i meet you i will have my, Original Sp book my SP bag that i made to put the book in the i will give you a presant

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay, back. :)

Nixion Strange said...

allo

ValkyrieMarshmallow said...

hola people who just came on:-D

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hello those who are back or who came on

Anonymous said...

HELLO DEREK (you will get use to me and in case you havent noticed i am one of your weiirder fans)

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Nix!

and Marsh and Miss and Violet!

Nixion Strange said...

*snorts*
I am the Strangest fan. Don't try and out do me

ValkyrieMarshmallow said...

*out does nix* BOOM!

Nixion Strange said...

You know, just typing out doing me isn't out doing me

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*out does everyone cuz remember who has the giant Skulduggery*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Nix, giant Skulduggery on my odd life blog

Nixion Strange said...

I saw Miss Cain

Eve the ROCK said...

I am the Evest fan. You can't top that.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

im the Cainiest fan

*nods*

Nixion Strange said...

I'm the best, nah nah nah
Who was everyone worrying over when he disappeared?

Nixion Strange said...

I'm the Strangest fan, as I said above

Eve the ROCK said...

Hey, maybe I'll disappear, see how many fans I get

Eve the ROCK said...

Who is the one who eats live chickens? HUH?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

whos the one who....

HAS A GIANT SKULDUGGERY???

Eve the ROCK said...

Who is the one who regularly celebrates the banana fest?

Who is the one who has an unlimited supply of purple bananas and live chickens?

Who is the born Hufflepuff?

Nixion Strange said...

Who is the one who IS A PUBLSIHED AUTHOR?

Eve the ROCK said...

YOU GOT YOUR STORY IN?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

dammit

ummm....

whos the one that.....

im out

Nixion Strange said...

Yep. The extended it, and I have a published author at 15

Nixion Strange said...

*am

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

do you guys like pizza??

Nixion Strange said...

Sure

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Eve??

what about you??

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Eve??

i hope homework hasnt taken you away...

Eve the ROCK said...

Yay Nix!!!! :D

I like pizza!

Eve the ROCK said...

No, I was reading Nix's story

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

makes sense
pizza, you like it, good

just checking

Eve the ROCK said...

Why? Are you going to offer me a poisoned pizza?

ValkyrieMarshmallow said...

Nix, youre an author? of what book?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

pizza is part of chapter 8

Nixion Strange said...

500 word thing in a bigger thing, but still counts

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh okay

Nixion Strange said...

Be back later
Bye!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

oki doki Nix

bye bye!!

ValkyrieMarshmallow said...

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

nearly.....there......

Eve the ROCK said...

Nearly....where...?

Eve the ROCK said...

Be back soon

Bye!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

bye Eve!

nearly done chapter 8

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

huzzah!!

http://mystoryofsomesortaboutsomethinghmm.blogspot.com.au/2012/06/death-and-ice-chapter-8.html

done!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Back!

Gonna read your story now

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

WB Eve!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

its quite long

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Nix

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

scowlings a facial expression??

Nixion Strange said...

Yeah...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*scowling is

Nixion Strange said...

Where did Eve go?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i think shes reading my-way-too-long chapter

Nixion Strange said...

It's been over half an hour... no, I don't think so
It took me just a minute to read it

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

the website has been updated!!

just a different add other than the End of The World one

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

the add is pretty

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, I'll check it out

Nixion Strange said...

Oh my god... just two more days until the winner is chosen! (not annouced though)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

2 days!!!

Derek must be having fun reading through the entries

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Derek!
I am the biggest fan that ever existed. I have just a few questions that I hope you’ll answer, otherwise I’ll just keep putting them up
1. I know you probably don’t have time to read anything with the links I put up here, and that’s fine. But, I was wondering, would you ever consider, even consider, letting me and Zathract Mist publish a fan-fic series we’ve started. It hasn’t used any of your characters, or your locations. However, it has the same roots. Same Skulduggery Pleasant universe, but in Australia. It would make my world to get it published. At the moment, the chapters of book one is being put up on a blog, the link of which will be at the end of this question. Of course, if you let us publish this, that will change somewhat.
Link: http://mistandnixseries.blogspot.com.au/ (you have to go back a bit to find chapter one)

2. Do you think I have potential to be an author? I have a few things here that, if you read, I would die of awesome overload
Link: http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/
3. Do you think me Strange?
4. Will you remember me, if I mention this blog name, when I meet you on tour in Australia, Melbourne?
5. Am I amusing, or just worrying?
6. Do you feel the urge to call the asylum when you see me comments?
7. Traditional or Original (first answer that comes into your head)
8. Why are there no werewolves in Skulduggery Pleasant?
9. What do you stick in the toaster
a) Toast
b) Bread
c) A fork
I hope you answer! May the Faceless Ones not use you as a vessel and melt your face!
Nixion Strange (who is completely insane! [kinda rhymes])

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i never told my mum i entered

what to say if a signed Death Bringer paperback arrives??

what to say if i WIN???

Nixion Strange said...

If you win, then scream!

Nixion Strange said...

Agh. Past midnight is my limit
Bye!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

nice questions
Derek answered mine the other night
he thinks we talk weird
O.O

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

goodnightio Blogland!!

the one and only

Miss Cain

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Unknown said...

heelllooo

Sir said...

Oh. Um.... Hi.

Luciana said...

THANKS FOR ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS, DEREK.

And now I reallllllllly want to know your taken name!
It'd probably be something seriously simple and yet witty, at the same time... Hmmmm....
*ponders the thought*.

I bought another six SP books, last night. Buying two more, tomorrow. ^_^

Luciana said...

MAYBE...
YOUR TAKEN NAME IS ACTUALLY DEREK LANDY! :O

Luciana said...

OOOOH.
Derek.
Okay, serious mind-fuck. I might've said it before, I probably have, but...
WHAT IF YOUR TAKEN/GIVEN NAME WAS THE SAME AS YOUR TRUE NAME?!?! What'd happen?

Anonymous said...

Okay;
DEREK LANDY. Hello, if you read this. Can you answer some questions and do me a favour? Please.
Q1: Do you like the colour green, or think of it as a vulgar colour?
Q2: Do you watch Sherlock (BBC)?
Q3: Will you go on Twitter...?? Pretty, pretty please. *fluters eyelashes in an attmpt to get her and many minions wish*
Q4: If you had a horse, what would you call it?
Q5: If you had three wishes, what would they be?

FAVOUR, if you don't mind me asking: Please will you wish one of my best friends, Emilie Johansson, happy birthday for next Friday. She is a really great friend and I want her to have the best birthday, because she is so kind and helpful to me. <3
Thank you, Golden God! <3 :)

Cat said...

Hellow. wont talk much. hi New People, and the rest of you. and Derek.

Luciana said...

Blogland is dead..

Luciana said...

BLOGLAND IS AS DEAD AS SERPINE.

Luciana said...

*is only making references to SP because my brother is here*.

Sir said...

It's not dead, just a bit quiet. Like a fast-food restaurant at 1am.

Becky Allaker said...

BUT NOT QUITE AS DEAD AS ...

UH

SOMETHING DEADER THAN SERPINE BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO HARASS DEREK

ahem, I mean ask him questions. BUT FIRST I MUST RETRIEVE MY TEA.

Cat said...

at least im not dead... not really, anyway.

Star Inkbright said...

Hey people.

NIX IS BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!! :)

Sir said...

I saw.

Sir said...

Though I didn't see. Because there are no shenanigans allowed at see-saw inspection.

Cat said...

Hellow wurld.

Sir said...

Wurld isn't here at the moment. Leave a message and he'll hunt you down until you're dead in the most messy and painful way possible. He doesn't like a cluttered message box.

Cat said...

its alright, wurld and i know each other pretty welll, at this point.

Star Inkbright said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAND . . .

SPARKY'S BACK IN FOUR DAYS!!!!!!! :)

You people-who-are-FAAAAAIRLY-new,-too-new-to-know-Sparky-anyways, might not fully appreciate how much Sparky is - WAS:( - a part of Blogland. I'm not sure I do.

No, I do. I do. I do keep forgettibg though . . .

Blogland without Sparky isn't Blogland. And she's been gone SO LONG . . . Nix was only disappeared a week!

AND HE'S BACK NOW:)

But . . .

NO WORD FROM MIST:(

Blogland isn't the same without him either . . .

NIX AND SPARKY ARE BACK, OR ALMOST, SO WHERE'S MIST???

If he were here as well Blogland would be complete! :)

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs*

Sir said...

Well, at least you're happy.

Star Inkbright said...

YES, I AM.

Wait - I'M HAPPY???

I'M HAPPY!!!!

Am I?

I AM!!!!!

Okay, stop repeating my questions wth capitals and exclamation marks, it's getting annoying now.

Did any of you Engliminions see the Olympic torch? It was coming near where I live today and I saw it.

Becky Allaker said...

I have my tea.

I have my... I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE PROBABLY.

Okay. Questions, DEREK I HAVE QUESTIONS. I am also in an odd mood so you've been warned.


#1 DEREK LANDY MY GOOD SIR. You know that massive drawing I gave you, at Bromley? IT WAS RATHER MASSIVE. Do you still have it? YOU BETTER DO.

#2 Have you ever seen an American proof copy?

#3 Loki, as a character. What do you think of him?

#4 IS TANITH IN KOTW BECAUSE I WILL CRY IF SHE ISN'T

#5 GET CHO BUTT ON BEBO. It's not a question, IT IS A DEMAND. Pretty please if you can c:

#6 How do you have your tea? I have loads of milk and two and a bit sugars (JUST WARNING YOU FOR WHEN YOU FINALLY FIND ME HIDING IN YOUR MICROWAVE)

#7 What's the most bizarre thing you've ever been given at a signing?

#8 Are you actually married to my mum AND Olivia? My mum never gives me a straight answer. *shakes head sadly*

#9 ASHLEY GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL. But also tore the acl ligament in her leg at the graduation party, and has to have surgery followed by the best part of a year's recovery. May I have a massive get well as-fast-as-you-can-so-becky-can-piggy-back-you, please? c:

#10 Do you still have that photo on your phone you took at Bromley? Me and Georgina are curious c:

#11 When Skulduggery was alive, what actor would you most liken his looks to, dead or alive?

#12 Are the Ancients gonna make a come back?





OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH IF NOT I WON'T STOP.

Star Inkbright said...

HEY BECKY.

Good questions.

Becky Allaker said...

HELLO STAR.

I thank you.

Star Inkbright said...

You are welcome.

Luciana said...

THERE IS WORD FROM MIST.
*remembers she has to ded*..

Sir said...

Welcome to what?

Luciana said...

Hmmm....Dedications...

Star Inkbright said...

Hey Pink.

L - THERE IS???????????

Reingington - Becky is welcome. She thanked me.

Anyone who'll read - I copied this from City of Bones, Mortal Instrumemts series:

Magnus: "You like the party?"
Clary: "Is it in honour of anything?"
Magnus: "My cat's birthday."
Clary: "Oh." *glances around* "Where's your cat?"
Magnus: "I don't know. He ran away."

Luciana said...

Star, yes. I've been e-mailing him..

Sir said...

But what is Becky welcome TO?

Star Inkbright said...

What are the Words of Mist, then?

Oh, blibbiddidy blah blah blah, never mind. If he's back he's back (:D) and I'll see it, and if he's not back I don't need to know anything.

Luciana said...

He said he should be back soon, in the next couple of weeks. Nothing definite. c:


Also, whoever says turnips can have dedications...

Cat said...

I dedicate to turnips.

Becky Allaker said...

I AM WELCOME TO EAT ALL OF THE COOKIES, THAT'S WHAT. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Becky Allaker said...

....


best if you don't ask

Star Inkbright said...

I meant at the time that Becky is welcome to thank me, but she is also welcome to lots of other things. Worshipping my marvellousness, eat purple bananas (so long as Eve doesn't find out!), and bounce around on her head screaming, to name a few.

Star Inkbright said...

And eating cookerie, of corourse.

Becky Allaker said...

I LOVE BEING PURPLE.

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Star Inkbright said...

*is reading City of Bones and is shaking eith laughter at Simon getting turned into a rat*

Star Inkbright said...

YAY! NECT COUPLA WEEKS! :)

Star Inkbright said...

*with

*NEXT

Sir said...

And the Silence Rained Upon Them.

Reflector said...

Yo hO

Sir said...

I don't like rum. Sorry.

Cat said...

*waves*
sigh.

Sir said...

I hope that's a wave of hello and not of goodbye.

Star Inkbright said...

Hi HOOOO!
Hi HOOOO!
Hi ho, hi ho,
It's OFF to work we go . . .

*is amazed I can still remember that*

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, bbs.

Becky Allaker said...

*tumbleweed*

...

SOOOOO ANYONE LIKE THE AVENGERS, TIM BURTON, SHERLOCK OR 30 SECONDS TO MARS.

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Cat said...

its a wave because im waving. better than saying words. sigh.

Luciana said...

*attacks Becky with huggles*.
YES. Avengers. Tim Burton. Sherlock.

*doesn't like 30 Seconds To Mars, though...*.

Reflector said...

... I think the only one I've ever seen is Tim burton. Yeah Tim Burton. I think I like that... I'm watching Doctor Who..

Sir said...

Why was there a period after your final asterisk, Luciana?

Luciana said...

Because reasons.

Cat said...

hows is everyone feelsings today?

Luciana said...

I type really quickly and often make minor mistakes. XD

Sir said...

Well, there's nothing wrong with that. I just needed to make sure you weren't a part of some weird anti-grammar cult.

Luciana said...

No.
I just make minor errors, from time to time. Usually when stressed. It's how people can tell whether I am stressed, or not. When I am stressed I will make minor grammatical errors, I am usually OCD with it...

Reflector said...

http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy

Cat said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

Cat said...

But no one could no they were dead, you see? no one knew, because every single one was dead. there was no one to know.

Cat said...

except for me. because i am the no one who was left to know.

Cat said...

Is anyone here?

Luciana said...

I'M HERE.
Maybe I am dead, after all.... *looks at hand, expecting it to look pale and ghost-like*. Nope. I think I am still alive..

Cat said...

okay... i wasnt sure if i had jinxed it, you know? wiith the whole, Everyone was dead and there was no one left to know, because they were all dead.

Reflector said...

Bye. g2g.

Luciana said...

Bye, Thrust! :)

Cat said...

Bye, thrust.

Cat said...

How are you, Luciana?

Luciana said...

Sorry.
I'm distant.
Coursework. ¬_¬

Anonymous said...

Hello?

Cat said...

ello pheonix!

Anonymous said...

Nnngh...

Anonymous said...

Hi Cat... *faints at Orlando Bloom's feet in a dignified manner*

Anonymous said...

I watched Lord Of the Rings last night with one of my friends who hadn't seen it. She thought Legolas was so hot, we spent the rest of the night on google images. Looking at his gorgeous face.

Anonymous said...

His image is burned into my retina.

Anonymous said...

Four in a row, that's a record!

Anonymous said...

Five.

Cat said...

Really? what is it with you people and Legolas?? Honestly? he's pretty, sure... but...
well, what would i know?

Anonymous said...

Six.

Cat said...

only five

Luciana said...

Sorry, I'm still here.

Anonymous said...

Aragorn is hot too...

Anonymous said...

No, six.

Anonymous said...

And Legolas is amazing. DO NOT DENY THE AMAZING!!!

Cat said...

right, six.
Aragorn is fine until he gets all pretty, which doesnt suit him at all.
Hello again Luciana. Legolas or Aragorn?

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