Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Down Under Tour 2012

Righto, I can finally reveal the details for the A/NZ Down Under Tour. Most of the days will be taken up visiting schools, so I'm only listing the public events which will occur in the evenings and at the weekends.

For the public signings, all you have to do is turn up and I'll sign as much as possible in the time I have- but for the public events, it might be a good idea to contact the bookshop/library/whatever as soon as possible, in order to book a place.

The Ireland and UK details will be posted when I have them.

Oh, and for those of you who entered the little short story competition on the Skulduggery website, I've just read through the finalists (30 of them) and the winners will be announced before the weekend. Some truly great work in there...




August

NZ

Wellington

Thursday 9th:

The Children's Bookshop, Kilbirnie- Public Signing - 4:30 PM

Whitcoulls, Queensgate - Public Signing - 7 PM


Christchurch

Friday 10th:

The Children's Bookshop, Blenheim Rd - Public Signing - 4:30 PM


Auckland

Saturday 11th:

Appearing on Breakfast TV at 8:20 AM

Whitcoulls, Albany Mall - Public Signing - 10 AM

Paperplus Botany Town Centre - Public Signing - 1 PM


AUSTRALIA

Brisbane

Sunday 12th:

Riverbend Books- Public Event (ticketed) - 5 PM

Monday 13th:

Chermside Library - Public event - 11 AM

(CONTACT the library for bookings)


Sydney

Tuesday 14th:

Pages & Pages/ Mosman Library- Public Event- 4:30 PM

Wednesday 15th:

Virtual Author Session via Video Conference (for schools) - 11:30 AM

(To register and log in  http://www.seeshareshape.com.au/share/VC/virtualexcursions.aspx?EventID=6238&SessionID=6186&ActivityID=8313 )

Shearers on Norton - Public Event  - 4:30 PM


Melbourne

Thursday 16th:

Dymocks, Collins St - Public Event (ticketed) - 5:15 PM


Adelaide

Saturday 18th:

Dymocks, Rundle Mall - Public Signing - 11 AM

Cabra Dominican College - Public Event - 1 PM

(CONTACT Pages & More, Glenelg for bookings)


Perth

Monday 20th:

Aquinas College - Public Event - 6 PM

(CONTACT Dymocks Garden City for tickets)


Tuesday 21st:

South Perth Library - Public Event - 11 AM

(CONTACT Dymocks Hay Street for bookings)

John Forrest Secondary College - Public event - 6 PM

(CONTACT Dymocks Morley for bookings)


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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Meh I cant think

Star Inkbright said...

OKAY! Nix and Mist down, Read This Mortals to go!

NIX, I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO OT, I DON'T CARE WHRTHER IT'S YOUR FAULT OR NOT, BUT GET THE SELECT PROFILE THINH OFF YOUR BLOG, PLEEEEASE. *distonates again*

Nixion Strange said...

Zaf? Do you want to be in the comp or not? Cause I'm just about to close entires

http://youbetterhopeyouwin.blogspot.com.au/

Nixion Strange said...

Star, I have no idea what's going on. Everyone else could comment, it must be something to do with your computer/phone/whatever

Drew O'Connor said...

Right Zaf, I have something.

I want you to shadow walk back to America, lay low for a while.

I'm going to give myself to Pleasant. I'm the last of my kind, they surely wouldn't kill me off.

Nixion Strange said...

Considering Pleasant held a gun to you before Em, I wouldn't count on it

Star Inkbright said...

Thank you, Nix.

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Star, are you going to read this?
http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/operation-take-over-ireland-now-chapter.html#comment-form

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im not going to let you!!! No way! If I go back to America...I'll never know. I'll be DEAD the High Priest doesnt care what authority I have!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

And Nix just close entries cuz im really really really confused

Nixion Strange said...
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Nixion Strange said...

All you have to do is put your email there Zaf, are you sure you don't want a go?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Meh fine

Nixion Strange said...

I'll close entires in two minutes

Drew O'Connor said...

Tough Zaf, I want you to start shadow walking now.

*starts to walk in the direction the Bentley went*

Luciana said...

Thank you, Kallista! Also, n'awhh thanks! I love your name, too! So inventive! :3

Nixion Strange said...

You sure you don't want me to take the bullet Em?
*closes eyes*
I can't believe I'm doing this... Em, you go. I'll distract Pleasant for long enough until you get away

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*shadow walks in front of Em*

hell no. Just no. You are not giving yourself to a DEAD man.

Nixion Strange said...

Thanks Zaf, I needed that last person

Drew O'Connor said...

Lads, lads. Look I'm touched that you both don't want me to go but if all this has to end, I have to go. It's me he's after now.

*hugs Nix and Zaf*

Thank you but you should both get going and hide.

Nixion Strange said...

I don't hide
I fight, with blood, gore, and a fair ammount of sweraing
*draws machete*
Zaf, get out. Em, seeing as I can't convince you, be prepared

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, and I posted the rules and who got in people!

http://youbetterhopeyouwin.blogspot.com.au/

Drew O'Connor said...

*smiles at Nix*
You are one stubborn b**tard

*shifts into wolf form*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Em...no!!! Dont give the skeleton what he wants!!! I blew up the damned Sanctuary (Roarhaven)!!! He's using you. He is. That skeleton is a demonic....* insert seear words*

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Kal!

Nixion Strange said...

Zaf, get out. Go to America, and get some damn help
I am so not getting paid enough for this...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I....

*shadow walks several times until I'm in the American Sanctuary*

bloody....freakin....Skeleton detective....

Help!!!!

*is completely alone*

they. Killed...,,

Luciana said...

Nix, I'll read it in a mo! I've got to finish going through all these e-mails..I've had over 100 in less than 24 hours! From one e-mail account alone.

Drew O'Connor said...

Look Zaf what other option do we have, he is hunting me like a lion on the plains. He's not gonna stop.

Nixion Strange said...

You ready Em? Ready to go out in a blaze of glory or whatever? Personaly, I never cared for all that heroic stuff, but guess we don't always get what we want

Star Inkbright said...

*sighs* Typical. I come back from reading two of Nix's blogs, then he goes and posts on ANOTHET blog of his.

. . . Jkg! *RUNS TO COMP BLOG*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

He will if he thinks yopu dead

Drew O'Connor said...

Right Nix, what's the plan?

Nixion Strange said...

Zaf, you want to make a big difference? This, this fight? It's nothing. Tell you how you can help? Get Valkyrie Cain

Nixion Strange said...

The plan Em?
I've never been much for plans
*walks towards Pleasant*

Nixion Strange said...

*one for plans

Luciana said...

YAY! I got first. NOW TO WRITE DEDICATIONS. I've had something in mind for a while...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I....can try. No guarentee. Not many like us Americans.

*shadow walks multiple times until I'm in Dublin*

hell....where is that girl?!

Drew O'Connor said...

*I gulp as I shift into full wolf form*

*I let out a roar*

Nixion Strange said...

I don't care if you get her to help us, or just kidnap her. Pleasant cares toi much for her

Nixion Strange said...

*walks up to Skulduggery*
... Hey

Noelle said...

hey guys!!!

Drew O'Connor said...

*stands behind Zaf, in full form*

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Adrasdos!

http://youbetterhopeyouwin.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/entreist-are-closed-rules-and-who-got.html

Noelle said...

What the hell???? ok going back a few comments..... ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL SKULLY???

Star Inkbright said...

Bbs now:(

I can't comment on Competition either, Nix . . . BUT YAY, I GOT IN! :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sees Valkyrie*

justice

*grabs her*

hey what hell...

*gets hit by shadows*

meh!!!

*grabs her again amd shadow walks*

Nixion Strange said...

*frowns at Em*
So, Skul man... Don't suppose you'll consider going easy on us?

Drew O'Connor said...

He's trying to kill me Adra!

Nixion Strange said...

I'm getting paid Dark!
Not enough for this...

*gets blasted back by Skulduggery*

Drew O'Connor said...

*charges at Skulduggery. He pushes me over him using the arm. I slam into a tree*

Nixion Strange said...

*gets up grogily*
*gets blasted back again*

Noelle said...

NIX I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!! *hugs* YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! *jumps up and down, then throws knife at Skully*

That's what you get for murdering my brother, you ass!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*manages to get Valkyrie to the fight*

nooow....Pleasant....I got Miss Cain here..,.I think Billy-Ray might like her...you know.

*puts knife to Valkyrie's neck*

Drew O'Connor said...

*I get up from the tree*
*Charge at Skulduggery again*
*He jumps over me, then throws a fireball at me*
*my fur catches fire*

Nixion Strange said...

*stands*
Enough
Now you get to see why i charge so much
*runs towards Pleasant*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I think the skeleton might die

*gets elbowed painfully*

stop it Valkyrie before I just kill you....

Noelle said...

Skulduggery! Heyyyyy OVER HERE!!! *waves hands around and jumps.*
*streams of fire come her way*
EEP! *does epic Matrix-y move, ducking backwards under the flames*

YOU SEE THAT? HUH?HUH? YA WANNA GO???

*gets blasted by air*

I spoke too soon.

Nixion Strange said...

Can I kill Pleasant?

Noelle said...

He has an echo stone, so fine by me

Luciana said...

Jordan
A Jordan is absolutely fantastic. She never is boring and is constantly interesting. She is sweet but has an amazing sexy side to her. A Jordan is usually beautiful. Her beauty is indescribable and it should never be described as using "hot." A Jordan is so kind and loving she deserves just as much respect. A Jordan needs the attention and affection that she deserves. Also, she doesn't take things too fast, so don't go too far with her or else you will regret it. A Jordan also usually has an amazing smile. The smile is so cute it's almost serial. And what is there to say about the eyes and hair!? A Jordan's eyes are so attractive and cute. A person could stare into them and just get lost. A Jordan's hair isn't any less amazing. It flows out so naturally, it is so stunning. No matter how she has it; curly, straight etc., she looks beautiful. You could stay with her for the longest time and do nothing and you would never be bored because just being in her presence and being with a Jordan is good enough. But it's not all about looks. A Jordan usually has a great personality. Her laugh is different but so sweet and cute. She is talented in so many ways and she is probably very smart. You couldn't ask for a more perfect girl.


^THIS IS NOT TRUE. *is a Jordan*

Nixion Strange said...

I can't help laughing at this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kyAFNEHNUS4#t=133s

Luciana said...

OH. Right. Dedications. Dedications then homework. GIMME A MINUTE!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

If we all suffer the Golden God's wrath for killing Pleasant...I blame Nix....so go kill Pleasant!!!

Noelle said...

WOOOO!!!
*shoots the skeleton*

THEN WE BURN HIM! AGAIN!

Drew O'Connor said...

*Skulduggery staggers but doesn't falter*

*I start to growl as my fur is all singed*

*I walk over to Zaf and grab Cain by the throat*

*Pleasant stops in his tracks*

Nixion Strange said...

*goes up to Pleasant*
I'm going to kill you no-
*eyes widen as I see people running towards us*
*spins around and screams*
It's a trap! Cleavers are here! Get out!

Star Inkbright said...

OOH, FIGHTING.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sees Cleavers*

nix...Em grab me!!! I can get out!!!!

*has shadows ready to defend*

Noelle said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs****

oh hey Ink! Congrats :)


*SCREAMS*

Nixion Strange said...

*gets into fight with cleaver*
Get out! I can handle myself!

Star Inkbright said...

WHERE ARE WE?

Noelle said...

NO! Nix! WE'RE NOT LEAVING YOU

Nixion Strange said...

GET OUT!

Star Inkbright said...

*shrugs and gets sword out*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Are you mad?! Cleavers.....they might be allowed to use lethal force!!!!!

Noelle said...

NO NIX!!!!!!! NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND! DON'T BE A MARTYR!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

*pushes one back*
I have a plan! Get you and Em, plus anyone else, back to America!

Star Inkbright said...

GET OUT OF WHERRRRE?!?

Drew O'Connor said...

*I drop Cain and run to help Nix*

*Something is thrown onto my chest, I claw at it to get it off*

*A wave of electricity is sent through my body*

*I howl in pain*

Nixion Strange said...

I don't know, ask Em!

Nixion Strange said...

Em, get out!
... I'm sorry Em
*hits her on the head with but of machete*
Zaf, get her out of here!

Drew O'Connor said...

We're in a graveyard Star, in an epic battle against Skulduggery and the Cleavers.

Noelle said...

*pulls Em from oncoming boulder.*

We need to get out before we're all slaughtered like pigs!!!!!

*blocks cleaver, rips off arm and impales head*

COME ON, PEOPLE. NIX HAS A PLAN.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*grabs Em and shadow walks several times until we reach the American Sanctuary*

bloody...skeleton!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Zaf! Shadow walk to Amercia. Now!
*is struggling to fight three cleavers ata once*

Star Inkbright said...

*waits for Nix* The Cleavers aren't trying to kill me yet, see? They won't till I prove I'm on your sude. So I can afford to waittttttt.

Nixion Strange said...

*is alone, besides murderous Skeleton, her sidekick and killer cleavers*
Right...

Drew O'Connor said...

*I shift back to human form and hold my head*

What the fu... Hang on where are we?

Where's Nix!!!!!!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Star, trust me when I say I have a plan If you won't leave, at least do something for me

Noelle said...

*stays for one more second, looking at Nix, then opens a portal after pressing a few keys on armband, walks through to the American Sanctuary*

I'M HOME!!! *takes seat in one of the thrones.* it's great being an elder. Wouldn't you agree, Grand Mage???

Star Inkbright said...

*side

THANK YOU EM!

*stands middle of battle casually leaning against gravestone and nomming banana*

Star Inkbright said...

*sighs and skidaddles, turning into puddle of ink and flowing to America*

Nixion Strange said...

Thank you Star
*faces deadly people*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yes yes Dark.

I brought you here Em. Nix knocked you out. If that skeleton has a brain he'll leave us all alone!!!

*looks at Elder Dark*

hope that he doesnt come to America

Drew O'Connor said...

*Looks at Zaf and the others in shock*

We just left him there?? ON HIS OWN!!!!!!!!!! To face Cleavers?

Have ye all lost your mind, he'll be slaughtered!!

Star Inkbright said...

*interprets that as "Faces, Deadly People!" and imagines Deadly People handing Nix their faces*

Noelle said...

Your Majesty Grand Mage, if he does come to america, we'll have to use evasive maneuvers, and... Code blue.

Nixion Strange said...

*breaths in*
*breaths out*
I never had a plan
*charges towards Pleasant, and manages to roll out of reach of fireball, and taps Pleasants arm, and breaks it*
*gets hit with shadows by Val*
*gets surrounded by Cleavers, who start kicking me*
*is dragged away to van, that will take me to Goal*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well I guess..but he knows what he is doing! I would hire a Texan hit man but..lI dont like Texans in general.

Noelle said...

NIXION! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have to get back *begins to run*

Drew O'Connor said...

*grab Zaf by her arm*

We have to go back!!

Noelle said...

*opens portal*

THROUGH HERE, EVERYONE!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

ELDER DARK GET BACK HERE!!!!

(brb must stalk mail box...Derek may have written back to me

Star Inkbright said...

*ink seeps up out of ground by Zaf and co. and I form usual shape*

*gasps and falls over* Now I . . . Know why . . . I . . . Never . . . Do that . . . *sinks into unconsciousness*

Star Inkbright said...

*is still unconscious*

Drew O'Connor said...

*follows Adra into the portal and into an empty graveyard*

No one's here, we're too late.

Noelle said...

Go back, then. We'll need a plan. Nix is undoubtedly in Gaol. We'll need an infiltration plan. and will SOMEONE PLEASE TEND TO STAR!

Star Inkbright said...

*dream-thinks about what an idiot Nix is, making me waste all my energy on a plan that didn't exist when I could have stayed in that graveyard perfectly unharmed, apart from stubbinh my toes on gravestones*

Nixion Strange said...

*is in Goal*
*trys to use magic, but can't feel the flow of it*
This is why I stoped playing the hero...
*shouts to cleavers*
Do I get a phone call?

Star Inkbright said...

*stubbing

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*shadow walks to you guys*

guess we're breaking into the Gaol eh?

Noelle said...

We need a plan. A good one. *splashes bucket of water on Star*

oi! wake up! We're in the middle of a crisis! No time for sleeping! :D

Drew O'Connor said...

*I walk back through the portal*
*Punch the wall in frustration*

Pleasant was after me not Nix!

Star Inkbright said...

*would thank Adro if I was conscious*

*would ink myself to Nix if ditto*

Nixion Strange said...

(Star, email)

Drew O'Connor said...

Now we have no other option.

I have to give myself to Pleasant. No one else is being stupid because of me.

Star Inkbright said...

*is still inconscious. Adro, do you realise how much energy it takes to make yourself a liquid?*

Noelle said...

*puts arm on Em's shoulder* calm down, Melody. This isn't the time for regrets. We need a plan, and a quick one. We all know that Nix has two days at most before execution.

*sorry Nix*

Is Star awake yet???

Star Inkbright said...

(Email? What email?)

Nixion Strange said...

(Your email. Check your email)

Noelle said...

Haha Star, I've got adrenaline shot or whatever with your name on it....

And Em... You can't! That's suicide!

Star Inkbright said...

*Nooo, Adro. You need to pour ink on me*

(Ah, that email)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*goes back to Em*

break him out. I can sneak in. If there is a way so be it i will do it

Noelle said...

No, your Holy Eminence.... We need to stick together! We're all more vulnerable if we're separated. Have you EVER seen Scooby Doo?

*pours a gallon of ink on Star*

Drew O'Connor said...

*growls at Zaf*

Your the Grand Mage!! Your important to this Sanctuary.

What am I? Some werewolf who though she was a big Sanctuary agent.

No.

If Pleasant wants a hunting trophy, I'll give him one he'll never forget.

Nixion Strange said...

*is in Goal*
Do I at least get a harmonica?

Star Inkbright said...

(My amazing phone notifies me when I get an email, mwah ha ha. No checking needed)

*wakes up* PEOPLE!!! Nix gave me a slip of paper before he left!

Do not come back for me
Zaf, I better get payed.
DO NOT COME BACK FOR ME UNTIL YOU'VE DEFEATED THE SANTUARY


What Sanctuary???

Noelle said...

Oh no...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yes well I Hate to see you arrested for merely stopping the insane.

Msd

Nixion Strange said...

(Oh, I am so jealous of your phone, and only slightly mostly sarcastic. I can see when I get an email too)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

American Star

Star Inkbright said...

Okay, I just woke up, where are we now?

Noelle said...

We're in the American Sanctuary.

Wait. Please tell me that we don't have to beat the American Sanctuary. Because Zaf and I ARE the AS

Drew O'Connor said...

The American Sanctuary?!

That makes no sense, at all

Star Inkbright said...

Ah, okay Zaf.

(My phone has an email app and a gmail app though. IT'S AMAZING. *remembers how stupid it is* Actually, I've changed my mind it's not amazing, it's stupid.)

Nixion Strange said...

(I meant de Irish Sanctuary...)

Star Inkbright said...

DEFEEEEAT THE SANTUARYYYYYYYY!!!

Noelle said...

THE IRISH SANCTUARY! THAT'S WHAT NIX PROBABLY MEANT

Nixion Strange said...

(My computer isn't even owned by me. Impressed yet?)

Drew O'Connor said...

I would imagine he meant the Irish Sanctuary but that bloody thing is like Fort Knox all of a sudden.

Star Inkbright said...

Nix meant the IRISH Sanctuary, you dunderheads.

Noelle said...

So.... WE COULD GO UNDERCOVER!!!! They'll be expecting us. Probably send for back up... WE could jump the backup, take disguises, and sneak in!

Drew O'Connor said...

I can get us in. But we go no where near that bloody building until we have a solid plan A, B and C

Nixion Strange said...

*is in Goal*
*is whistling*
*Cleaver faces me in what I suppose is a glare*
Not a fan of whistling? Can you whistle? I mean, with the helmet on? Is it possible?
*is ignored*
Charming hospitality

Noelle said...

and that is no way to speak to an Elder, Ink. :) *i joke, I joke*

Star Inkbright said...

(*is impressed* I am impressed.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh ok fine.

A: get Nix the hell out by sneaking in
B. get me arrested therefore sending few Necromancers after the Sanctuary
C. Let Nix get killed

Noelle said...

about what

Nixion Strange said...

(Oh, I am just in awe of this cheap laptop sometimes)

Star Inkbright said...

THEY DON'T KNOW I'M HELPING YOU, remember. *wanders inside Irish Sanctuary*

Drew O'Connor said...

That is hardly happening Zaf

Come on lads, there are four very intelligent people here, surely we can come up with something.

You know what Nix is like, I don't think the Cleavers are the right company for him.

Nixion Strange said...

(Okay, I may have been willing to be arrested, and maybe a little torture, but killed is going over the line a little. But maybe I'm be at peace within a day, and ready for death. You never know)

Noelle said...

STAR! WAIT FOR US, GOD DANGIT

Luciana said...

SORRY I POOFED. THEN I RETURNED TO WRITE. AND NOW:


I wish to dedicate to broken hearts. Although it may seem rather obscure, you should understand me when you read what I have to say. A broken heart stops you from spending too long with the wrong person, sure there are great memories…But there’s also wasted time. You’re too amazing to waste your time with someone that clearly doesn’t deserve you. Not only this but, broken hearts will help you find who your true friends are. Your true friends will be there until the end and will always be there for you, no matter how difficult things get. A broken heart will show you that your real friends are still there for you, even when things are tough. These are your real friends, you should never let them go.
And so, I also dedicate to true friendship. Most people don’t find a true friend ever. But I think I have found thousands of them, here. I’ve got every single one of you. You’re my true friends. You never put me down, you’re always there for me when I can’t cope and you never leave me alone when I am at my loneliest. Sure, I’m closer to some of you than I am to others, but I still think highly of each and every one of you. Everything about you, especially your flaws, is amazing and you should never doubt that. A true friend will see you for the perfection that you are. I may not be a true friend, because I am not that great, but I can see that you’re perfect and you mean the world to me. I don’t care if you don’t believe me, because I believe in you! You’re the best things in my life and I adore you all the more because of that.
Whether you like me or not, please do me this one favour…
Accept that you’re perfect! Yeah, you’ve got your flaws but everyone has flaws! Embrace your flaws –and your inner, or even outer, lunatic for that matter- because you’re absolutely amazing. I can’t stand it when you doubt yourself….It makes me feel even worse, because I know I’m never going to be anywhere near as amazing as all of you! You’re all perfection, now no arguing back or I will attack you with a spoon!

Noelle said...

I still say we jump the backup coming in to the Sanctuary, pretend to be them, sneak in, get Nix out, creating a bloodshed, and get back here before one of us dies

Star Inkbright said...

(Well I don't own a computer eitherrrrrrrr. Although I DO have my amazing/stupid/amazingly stupid phone).

Nixion Strange said...

*is in Goal*
*is singing, just to annoy everyone*
AHHHHH, I ONCE HAD A DOG NAMED FIDO
HE WAS STUPID AS ALL OF YOU
AND THAT'S SAAAAAAAYIIIIIING, SOOOOOOOOMETHIIIIIIIING

Drew O'Connor said...

How about this?

You and Zaf are an Elder and Grand Mage. Put me in shackles and escort me into the Sanctuary, say that you found a mage trying to harbour me.

I can be put into Goal and then work from there.

Nixion Strange said...

(Great Ded Luce. I disagree, I'm not perfect, but if you difigure me with that spoon, I'll be even less perfect)

Nixion Strange said...

*btw, the song in the goal was aimed at people in the Goal)

Noelle said...

* love that Luce!!! WOOOOO!!!!!*

Nice, Em. WOOO FOR CRIMINALS But which plan do we use???

Luciana said...

Thanks, Nix! And you are perfect. SHUSH. *beats up with a spoon*

Star Inkbright said...

[*hugs L* COURSE YOU'RE MY TRUE FRIENDDDDDDD! *pretends I think I'm perfect to keep L happy* Although really, no one is perfect. But if they were it would just be BORING! Yes, our flaws are the best! They are what give ys our individuality! You always make people feel so good inside with your deds, L . . . Thanks . . . ]

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I think its easier if they get me. It'll mean you'll have way more help. I know how to get out of the Gaol.

Luciana said...

Thanks, Dark! :D

Nixion Strange said...

*is in Goal*
So, you can either endure another few days of this, or you can let me out?
*no cleaver moves*
Oh, it was worth a shot
*cleaver walks over and uses but of sycthe to poke me in the eye*
OW! It was not worth it!

Star Inkbright said...

(*looks at deformed Nix in horror* YOU UNPERFECTERIFIED HIM!!!)

Luciana said...

*tacklehugs Star*
N'awwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhh! *prods with a spoon* That's because you don't believe you're perfect. AND YOU'RE ALL PERFECT IN YOUR OWN WAYS! <3

'You always make people feel so good inside with your deds, L'
^CRYING AT THIS.

Noelle said...

Welcome Luce :D

And Your Holy Grand Mage of Hole Eminenceness, I'd be careful... You are pretty important. If you went in there, and like, died, the American Sanctuary would crumble.


And then i'd have to become Grand Mage. Oh god, I couldn't do that.

Nixion Strange said...

(you guys know it's 3 in the morning for me? If you're making a plan, hurry up and do it)

Nixion Strange said...

(I'd leave, but this is too amusing)

Noelle said...

Ah! Sorry, Nix. Okay, WHAT PLaN ARE WE TAKING> THERE'S MINE, EM'S, AND ZAF'S...

Star Inkbright said...

*sighs and turns to ink, seeping into the Santuary walls*

*flows into Gaol walls*

Now what?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I cant die. The Irish do have brains (assuming cuz Derek is Irish) they wont kill me. Interrogate me? Yeah. But not kill.

Noelle said...

Star! *creates portal, jumps through, laning next to Star*

Uh... Nix, nix... Where the crap are you??? AH! FOUND THE CELL! WHUDDUP NIX!!!

Nixion Strange said...

(I can't tell you what plan to do. I'm not here, I'm in Goal)

SugarPlum1 said...

heey

Nixion Strange said...

(Hi Sugar!)

Star Inkbright said...

"Hole Eminance" *laughs*

@L: . . .

*hugs, not finding words*

SugarPlum1 said...

hi :) whats goin on here??

SugarPlum1 said...

wbd guys

Noelle said...

YO! ZAF! EM! GET OVER HERE! THE PORTAL IS STILL OPEN

nix, are you hurt?

Luciana said...

Looking through all my old dedications...I will probably be here still, just distant...

Nixion Strange said...

*is in Goal*
*is singing*
AODE, BODE CO...
MAN IN WHITE, THREE OF THEM
NORTH, NORTH EAST AND WEST
WALKING POINTLESSLY THROUGH THE CAGES
THE GATE IN SOUTH
BEWARE THE AVENGING ANGLES IN WHITE

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

What?!?!?! EM!!!!!

Noelle said...

Nixion! SHUSH! Ink and I am here to break you out!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

(Hi Sugar!)

*inks into lock*

*swells lock with ink*

*it breakssssssss*

My ink is magical ink. It can break magical locks and non-magical locks :)

*humanifies, smirking*

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, you idiots
It was CODE
I was saying THERE ARE CLEAVERS BEHIND YOU! THREE OF THEM

Star Inkbright said...

*makes TAA-DAA! motion*

(Aren't you tiredddddd, Nix?)

Noelle said...

*highfives ink*

So... Do we just get though the portal back, or do we want a massacre?

Nixion Strange said...

(not really, but I have to get up before 12 tomorrow, so I have no point in this sentense)

Noelle said...

JESUS CHRIST!!!! *spins around, throwing knives, at them, and jumps onto one's back while it flails around*
You feather-tailed Gazoona!
*kicks*

Nixion Strange said...

And, btw, I can't fight. Magic is still blocked and no weapons. And I've had the living daylights kicked out of me

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*goes through portal*

hello...

*sees Cleavers*

oh...snap

*attacks all three Cleavers*

Star Inkbright said...

OHHHH. *gets sword out and swings round, accidentally chopping a Cleaver's head off* I love accidents like that:)

Nixion Strange said...

*trys to stand, and falls over*
Ow... Can someone help me through the portal?

SugarPlum1 said...

g2g

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Sugar!

Noelle said...

I got it!

*throws Nix through the portal*

There!

*more cleavers arrive*

(just a sidenote, does anyone want a magical awesome battle, becase the portal suddenly blanks out??)

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