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"The Butterfly and the Wolf" is now available to read on the home page of skulduggerypleasant.com.
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 801 – 1000 of 4840 Newer› Newest»Wooooow... Sixteen. Bored. *shuffles off* *pops head back in* Derek, I'm bored, and you don't have the rest of Kingdom of the Wicked out! I finished the first chapter in maybe two minutes. *accusing glare* *pulls head back out*
DEREK COME ON!!! Talks to us?? Please??
Ill continue to beg and beg and beg and beg
How are ye lads?
Im good
Good, that's good to hear, sorry if I'm a bit away with the fairies
I've actually found my rhythm and I'm writing a bit
Oh ok thats fibe im on my rp page lol
Where is Nye when you need it?!
Bill Nye? I believe he made a contract with disney to produce a new show.
An before you say anything, I know the other Nye you're talking about.
can't read it! Driving.....me......crazy.....stupid.....computer!!!!!!!
*tumble weed rolls by*
God it's riveting here tonight.
Derek, I still. Hate you.
I hate a lot of things, but I. Hate. you.
Ever time i say something, things get quiet.
Well I'm here Cat
Hellow, Emrald. How are things?
How do you hate Derek??
I'm alright. Just getting a bit of writing done.
Awesome! good for you. wish i could say the same.
I hate Derek Because==
well, what was he thinking, posting one chapter of his book online? how could this be thought a good idea?
its like starving in the desert, chewing on a peice of grass. its like drinking salt water.
It makes it WORSE.
I can barely look at written words, nothing to do with skul-man. cant get back to the writing.
Ahem. I am not here, I am merely an enigma. O.o
(>^.^)>The Dream Lives-THIS CHRISTMAS<(^.^<)
i am not Here either. Here is a place, not a person, so you cant be here.
no reason why an enigma couldnt be at here, though.
Derek....
Have you no sympathy we are all dying. We wanna know what happens! What if...the world does end?! It IS 2012!!! We'll be dead and never know how SP ended.
And that would be positively dreadful.
It would! We'd hafta hunt Derek down in the after life
I agree.
I will be distant... see, there's a thunderstorm, and i cant resist going outside. literally... i sit in a corner with my hands in my pockets or in my bed, asleep, and i have to open a window and stick my head out in a thunderstorm...
Oh, well...don't get too wet Cat, you might catch a cold.
i only sneeze in the sun
Thunderstorm....
Oooh Golden God come out and play!!
*evil laughter*
We were only freshmen
the angry boy, a bit too insane
and that we were nothing
The penguins are marching to his house!!!
Oops....
YES! They're still going through the entries *is relieved and still hopeful*
Ooooh
Fishy....*shreds fishy* aww!!!
I probably need my powers bound before I blow someone or something important up
Valkyrie, I have some disinfectant for your eyeballs.
Anyone here...?
Please? I'll start ranting soon...
Molly! No need to rant! I'm here!
Im here....
*looks at Irish Sanctuary*
to blow up or not to blow up?
Yay! *Hugs everyone*
ellow world.
youre the first to fight
Kaboom, Zafira!
Debating to blow up Irish Sanctuary....
Kaboom! I agree!
Hi Cat!
Blow. Up. Everything.
and the ringwraiths ride in black.
KABOOMY TIME!!!
*thorws avfew bombs at the Irish Sanctuary*
FIVE FOUR THREE........TWO.........ONE!!!!!
*BOOM Sanctuary explode*
YEEEESSSSSS!!! *instantly regains composure, releasing only a low, cruel chuckle*
*Runs around cheering*
BOOM! BOOM!
This is a serious question
DEREK HOW LONG WOULD YOU BE IN JAIL FOR A BLOWING UP A SANCTUARY???
Life sentence in maximum security, perhaps?
Depends on the sanctuary. Depends on who can arrest you.
Technically, i can not be arrested.
Skulduggery, skulduggery, skulduggery, what if ghastly...
Well, first you'd be chased by Tesseract, then you'd be interrogated, and finally killed by Tesseract
Finds out your secret?
I blew up a Sanctuary in Ireland THE Sanctuary...oh well!
Nobkdy can arrest me...right?
*shadow walks*
im quick abd im smart and you'll never catch me!!!
YOU'LL NEVER FIND MEEEEEE
*is somewhere in America*
EMPINADAS!!!
Be back...
I have a unicorn! A bounty hunter unicorn!
See you all another time, maybe.
What is the 'good' supposed to be in goodbye?
Goodbye is actually an abbreviation for God Be With You. I don't know how
Wait, I lie. Goodbye came from 'godbwye' which means God Be With Ye
Bye Cat!
Haha, 'godbwye'. I should start saying that to see people's reactions.
I'll get you Zaf.
Blow up my sanctuary will you?
Just you wait until I get you!
*hides in corner* I rather the Golden God!!!
Im quick and im smart here i run cuz you cant catch me!!!
*shadow walks into a tree*
You should do that, Kim xD
Eve Em after me!!!!!!
Ooooohhhhh, just kill me!
The cheapest tickets for Les Miserable are $54 each and those are for seats in the balcony in the very last row! X( Why can't I be a millionaire?
hey guys whats up
why arent my messages showing up for me?
I found a typo in Death Bringer. Page 294, in the firs paragraph. Valkyrie is saying, here it is.
Valkyrie looked at Skulduggery. "He's lying." she said. "I now he is. Tell me. Skulduggery, tell me he's lying."
Derek, and you editors, missed the 'k' for 'k'now. Well played. I found it when I was reading and not doing chores
first not firs
Ooooh.....
OhMyDoctor
My copy doesnt have the typo
mine does... its taken all my willpower since reading it to not edit it. cant write in books. love books with writing. cant write in books.
docter number nine....
I have never seen one episode of Dr. Who.
you poor thing
I don't have the slightest notion on what it's about.
Never seen Doctor Who.
It's on BBC, right?
Again: everything cool happens in the UK or New York.
I am in neither of those places, but i still love Christopher Eccleson.
8/23
everyone says goodbye. Skulduggery had to say goodbye to his hair that day.
Im close to NY
Meh...nobody gonna kill me?? Yay!!
Zafira! Never seen Doctor Who!!! And you're near NY!
I never did. Not sure why xD
....
Since when....am I related to Billy-Ray Sanguine?!
*reads text* yeah, you are odd...
Who's odd?
One my friends. She's reading Dark Days. Every once in a while she texts me swearing I am related to Billy-Ray
I aint got no Texan accent *says with Southern drawl*
Okay then... My friends swear I'm related to River Song and Amy. But you don't know who those peole are.
I know who they are!
Meh i dont
Round we go,
The world is spinning,
When it stops,
It's just beginning,
Sun comes up,
We live and we cry,
Sun comes down,
And then we all die...
Val's mum got her Dr Who trading cards!
I think
Gah
Hi Nix!
Hi Eve!
I have the song stuck in my head now
What song?
Samara's song from The Ring
Round we go,
The world is spinning,
When it stops,
It's just beginning,
Sun comes up,
We live and we cry,
Sun comes down,
And then we all die...
Uh... I don't know the song
It's from a horror movie
Okay
And I'm going to die in seven days
10 Times comp?
Noooooooo! I'll miss it!
I should NOT have watched that cursed video...
I'm confused
Never mind, I just really want to watch this movie
Uh...
Hang on, isn't the ring about some phone calls sort of thing?
I saw the second one, so I don't know about the phone calls, but it's about this video tape, and Samara, this little girl who drowned in a well, comes out of the TV and kills ya
I think the first one is about phone calls...
Nah, it's mostly about the girl and the video and the ring, ive seen the trailers. I think when you see the video, you get a phone call.
Scary Movie's parody of it makes me laugh xD
I think that's why it's called the ring, phones ring?
Someone at school said they watched at, and it was about phone calls...
No, the ring is the shape in the video. It's the lid of the well she drowned in. It's not the phone Ring
My friend saw the movie...
Yeah, we'll, I'll watch it, and I'll tell you if it's about phones ringing
Lunch bye!
Bye Eve!
Of course, there's a chance there's more then one movie called The Ring
Hi!
Hi Eve!
There's definitely the phones ringing in it, but the movie isn't ABOUT that.
I know for a fact there's a movie called The Ring that's about phone calls
I said, I think there's more then oen movie called the ring
Ohhhhhhhhh
You means The Rings!
Well that's completely different, Nix. Get your information right. :P
*grumbles*
Hi guys! I finally got on a computer!
Hehehehehe
Hi Lav!
Hi Lav!
Oh, but I have to go in half an hour.
Got a dance rehearsal then.
What kind of dance?
Hmm, maybe sometime today I'll take some pictures. It's really green here. And cloudy.
So how are you guys?
Oh, um, forgot the name of it. But it's kinda jazzy but slow... I can't really describe it.
Grrrrrrr... I the it SO MUCH when parents change their minds... like when me and Amanda spend SIX HOURS cleaning my room so I can paint my room blue soon, and then my mom says "Oh, well, I never said that".
Hi Val!
*hate, not the
Stupid spell check
Hello!
I'm mood swingy, so I'll change in a couple of minutes after if I say what mood I'm in...
Hi Val!
I hate that too. But that only happens sometime and it's ME convincing my mom she said yes to something.
Okay Nix.
*remembers dashboard and the first chapter of KOTW*
Might be distant for a while...
*peers at Val's picture* What's wrong with that colour?
It's too girly and I want to have a blue room. The purple is a weird shade, and it's been that colour since I was 8...
Besides, blue would look better with black and white furniture.
be back soon
That stinks. They don't have the sample chapter for KOTW on the US version of the website. I'm on the UK one.
DEREK, PLEASE GET YOUR PUBLISHERS TO BRING THE REST OF THE SERIES TO AMERICA!!! PLEASE!!!
Kay, Nix.
*realizes the time*
Oh, darn. Gtg in 10 minutes.
I...guess so....
*speaks quietly* But it's such a good colour...
Bye Nix!
I gotta go too
Be back soon
Bye!
Bye Eve!
Eh, it casts a weird colour on everything else... bye Eve
Gtg now. Hopefully bbl. Bye!
hello!
only on for a short time
That chapter was so great!
dammit
bbs
bye!
Hay?
Hey people!
Hi Star!
Oooookay...
Yesterday, at school, me and five other people (let's call them E, D, F, T and K) were all gonna have lunch together in the dining hall.
Well, we were walking towards the queue, then D remembered she needed to go and put more money on the school money system because shw didn't have enough on there for lunch.
So me, E, D and F turned back whilst T and K carried on walking.
D put some more money on, then me, E, F and D went to join the lunch queue.
We were waiting in the lunch queue, then D saw T and K ahead of us in the queue and pushed in to join them.
This made me pretty annoyed at her. I hate Pusher-Inners, I really do. I was considoring pulling her back by ger hood.
Then F said, "Why don't we go and join them?"
And E was like, "Yeah, why don't we?"
And I was like, "NO! I AM NOT PUSHING IN!"
And F was like, "Well, you can stand in the queue on your own like a loner then."
And I said, "Okay, I'll stand in the queue on my own like a loner then!" And I meant it too.
So E and F pushed in as well, and I stood in the queue on my own like a loner. I did considor goong to join them, but I didn't coz that would make me a hypocrite, wouldn't it?
We were all being pretty noiser in the queue. It was one of our noisier days. So then our year's head of year (who is SCARY) came out and we all went silent (she has that effect on us), and she shouted at us all, and told us all to get in single file.
Well, there wasn't quite enough room to get in single file, so she sent a load of people to the bavk.
And E, F, T, K and D all got sent to the back!
I was just thinking, "HA! Karma has struck!"
Back for an hour now. Hi!
Sorry Nix, was typing that out^^^
It was the highlight of my day:)
Funny, Star. :)
HI LAV! How's things in Korea?
I hope I didn't make Nix disappear . . . :\
Hi Lav!
Sorry, I thought you disappeared and was writing
It was BRILLIANT.
Good. :)
I'm going to be in a musical/dance thing for a celebration here. But I'm still getting used to it. Jet lag's making me tired.
Why are you saying sorry? I should have said something like, "Let me just type this out . . . "
1st
YAY! I DIDN'T GET FIRST! *buries some emergency bananas*
I dedicate this to Werewolves
Fluffy little things. Look at them howling at the moon. They're eating someone... awwwwww
But it's been fun still. I've gotten many 'welcome back's from people I made friends with last time.
Oh, and scratch that jazzy part of the dance. More like kinda ballet-ish and slow... Can't describe it. Sorry. :/ Maybe I'll record it or something. I dunno...
That ded reminds me that I didn't finish reading it yet.
Read the butterfly man part. SO FUNNY! XD
Huh. It's aussietime now, the time,when aussies are usually on, and 6.66666 . . .% of the people here aren't aus.
There's only three minions on and they all are in different parts of the world anyway. But I'm more around the Aussie time now. It's 3:10PM
... They're only three people Star. One out of three is closer to 30.333333...%
Hey Star, Nix, Lav. I posted a new...post. Star, are you following me yet?
You're an hour behind me, and people in Sydeny, and I think half an hour behind Eve
*reads Nix's comment and laughs*
*read Lavender's comment, stops laughing, aand glares* I CAN'T FIND IT ON THE HOMEPAGE. I THINK IT'S MEANT TO BE IN THAT BLACK EMPTY BOX? COZ IF SO, MY PHONE WON'T LET ME READ IT.
Hi Helena!
I'm not sure if I followed you yet. Will soon though, if I didn't already. :)
Okay, two out of four. 50%
Hnag on Star, I'll get you a link
I do like evening things out. www.skulwholock.blogspot.com if you wanted to know.
I got it Nix. The UK version. Here Star.
http://www.skulduggerypleasant.co.uk/countdown_widget/extract.pdf
STAR, WE HAVE NO BANANAS.
Since the Follow buttons have disappeared, I find it hard to follow people. If I have booknarked your blog, I call that Star-followed. *checks bookmarks* Yep, I've Star-followed you:)
50% aussies!
*checks Helena's blog*
Oh yeah, I did follow already. I remember seeing that post on my dashboard. Getting to it. I'm going from bottom up.
More than 50% now. Thank you Star.
*grins and points at emergenxy bananas I buried just five minutes ago (approximately)*
I ALWAYS GO TO THE UK VERSION. I LOVE IN THE,UK
60% then!
Uh... it's 50% Helena...
*LIVE IN THE UK
Oh, sorry, I didn't see Eve
So, three out of 5... 60%
No Nix, Eve's here.
Hi Eve!
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