Thursday, June 21, 2012

Chapter One

Ladies and gentlemen...

"The Butterfly and the Wolf" is now available to read on the home page of skulduggerypleasant.com.

Consume.


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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

bye Eve!

thankyou Hel!

Drew O'Connor said...

I started Chapter 5 last night so let's see if I can crack on with that.

In a way I'm glad that writing is hard, if it was any easier we would all be as famous as Derek Landy and come on let's face it, there can only be one Golden God.

Helena Ember Sky said...

S'ok. Better get back to it. Msd.

Nixion Strange said...

Here for one comment, then I have to go again
Emerald, what I was writing was a fan-fic about SP. Derek's new werewolf ideas contradict mine, so mine are now wrong. That's why I can't continue my fan-fic
Bye!

Drew O'Connor said...

Ah I get you now Nix.
Well just start again and work in Derek's werewolf interpretation now

Helena Ember Sky said...

I was wondering do we know what happened to Springheeled Jack in the end?

Nixion Strange said...

Hey
I already showed everyone 3 chapters of it, and my main idea rests around my werewolf idea

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, and Jack was arrested in Dark Days

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hmmm, yes... What about Sanguine?

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi!

Nixion Strange said...

He's out with Tanith
According to a short story Derek wrote, they were last in America, I think

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Eve!

Eve the ROCK said...

Sanguine is with Tanith

Helena Ember Sky said...

Yes! How did I forget that? I am so tired!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Cal!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Calamity!

Eve the ROCK said...

No emails are coming.... *sniff*

Nixion Strange said...

It's not even noon there yet Eve. Be pacient

*screams at email*

Unapplicable. said...

Has anyone gotten an email yet? Assuming that you're talking about what I think you are.

Nixion Strange said...

No one that I know of...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

not here

hi Cal!

bit distant

Unapplicable. said...

Oh yes. Last day of school was today for me!

Unapplicable. said...

For holidays, I mean. Not just in - you know - general.

Unapplicable. said...

Come back everyone? Anyone?

Eve the ROCK said...

Come, email! COMMMMMMMMMMMME!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

im here
distant, remember

Nixion Strange said...

I'd be watching something

Nixion Strange said...

Hey, where did Sparky go?

Eve the ROCK said...

Maybe she's reading old comments

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

a possibility

Helena Ember Sky said...

How to kill Rippers?

Nixion Strange said...

Same way to kill Cleavers
Decapitation works against most things

Flame Phoenix said...

DEREK LANDY THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!

POST THE REST OF THE BOOOOOKKKK!!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!

p.s, WILL YOU PLEASE POST 10X WINNERS???

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Flame!

Flame Phoenix said...

Was sparky on...

*freezes*

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Flame!
Yeah, ealier

Unapplicable. said...

Hello Flame!

Flame Phoenix said...

*dissapears quickly*

Bye people.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Flame...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

bye Flame

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

brb

Unapplicable. said...

Bye Flame... :3

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Phoenix!

Flame Phoenix said...

Meh, i'll stay.

Eve the ROCK said...

Welcome back then!

Eve the ROCK said...

I gotta pick my brother up from the airport in a few minutes

Unknown said...

Hannah Pleasant Cumberbatch Walton said...
Okay;
DEREK LANDY. Hello, if you read this. Can you answer some questions and do me a favour? Please.
Q1: Do you like the colour green, or think of it as a vulgar colour?
Q2: Do you watch Sherlock (BBC)?
Q3: Will you go on Twitter...?? Pretty, pretty please. *fluters eyelashes in an attmpt to get her and many minions wish*
Q4: If you had a horse, what would you call it?
Q5: If you had three wishes, what would they be?

FAVOUR, if you don't mind me asking: Please will you wish one of my best friends, Emilie Johansson, happy birthday for today. She is a really great friend and I want her to have the best birthday, because she is so kind and helpful to me. <3
Thank you, Golden God! <3 :)

Unknown said...

Hannah Pleasant Cumberbatch Walton said...
Okay;
DEREK LANDY. Hello, if you read this. Can you answer some questions and do me a favour? Please.
Q1: Do you like the colour green, or think of it as a vulgar colour?
Q2: Do you watch Sherlock (BBC)?
Q3: Will you go on Twitter...?? Pretty, pretty please. *fluters eyelashes in an attmpt to get her and many minions wish*
Q4: If you had a horse, what would you call it?
Q5: If you had three wishes, what would they be?

FAVOUR, if you don't mind me asking: Please will you wish one of my best friends, Emilie Johansson, happy birthday for today. She is a really great friend and I want her to have the best birthday, because she is so kind and helpful to me. <3
Thank you, Golden God! <3 :)

Unknown said...

Hannah Pleasant Cumberbatch Walton said...
Okay;
DEREK LANDY. Hello, if you read this. Can you answer some questions and do me a favour? Please.
Q1: Do you like the colour green, or think of it as a vulgar colour?
Q2: Do you watch Sherlock (BBC)?
Q3: Will you go on Twitter...?? Pretty, pretty please. *fluters eyelashes in an attmpt to get her and many minions wish*
Q4: If you had a horse, what would you call it?
Q5: If you had three wishes, what would they be?

FAVOUR, if you don't mind me asking: Please will you wish one of my best friends, Emilie Johansson, happy birthday for today. She is a really great friend and I want her to have the best birthday, because she is so kind and helpful to me. <3
Thank you, Golden God! <3 :)

Unknown said...

Hannah Pleasant Cumberbatch Walton said...
Okay;
DEREK LANDY. Hello, if you read this. Can you answer some questions and do me a favour? Please.
Q1: Do you like the colour green, or think of it as a vulgar colour?
Q2: Do you watch Sherlock (BBC)?
Q3: Will you go on Twitter...?? Pretty, pretty please. *fluters eyelashes in an attmpt to get her and many minions wish*
Q4: If you had a horse, what would you call it?
Q5: If you had three wishes, what would they be?

FAVOUR, if you don't mind me asking: Please will you wish one of my best friends, Emilie Johansson, happy birthday for today. She is a really great friend and I want her to have the best birthday, because she is so kind and helpful to me. <3
Thank you, Golden God! <3 :)

Unapplicable. said...

Er. I watch Sherlock BBC, if I count as someone that somewhat interests anyone.

Unapplicable. said...

Hello Hannah, by the way:)

Unknown said...

Hello :)

Unapplicable. said...

Be right back.

Flame Phoenix said...

kk.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Hannah
Sorry, something happened
Back now

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

back

Flame Phoenix said...

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Brb, going to post something new on my blog!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Next post is up! www.skulwholock.com

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

THANKYOU HEL!!

*goes off to read*

Helena Ember Sky said...

*www.skulwholock.blogspot.com

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

well done Hel!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Thanks! You all have given me such great inspiration.

chaosagram said...

fantastic as always!!! but a tad frustrating, a little thats not enough!! I'll be having a re-read so.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi chaosagram!

Unknown said...

Okay;
DEREK LANDY. Hello, if you read this. Can you answer some questions and do me a favour? Please.
Q1: Do you like the colour green, or think of it as a vulgar colour?
Q2: Do you watch Sherlock (BBC)?
Q3: Will you go on Twitter...?? Pretty, pretty please. *fluters eyelashes in an attmpt to get her and many minions wish*
Q4: If you had a horse, what would you call it?
Q5: If you had three wishes, what would they be?

FAVOUR, if you don't mind me asking: Please will you wish one of my best friends, Emilie Johansson, happy birthday for today. She is a really great friend and I want her to have the best birthday, because she is so kind and helpful to me. <3
Thank you, Golden God! <3 :)

Nixion Strange said...

Uh... Hannah, no offense, but you're taking up a lot of room by commenting the same thing...

Lavender Hope said...

Jet lag made me tired with a headache... I had it earlier, but it comes and goes. Hi guys. Told you I'd be back. :)

Nixion Strange said...

Hye Lav!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Lav!

Lavender Hope said...

Hello. I think I've got a while here. Until my friend comes. Then I have to go. But she still needs to eat dinner, so yeah, I'm here for a while. :)

Flame Phoenix said...

Whats an urn?

Nixion Strange said...

a vase like object to hold ashes

Lavender Hope said...

Isn't that like a vase or something? I think it's like a type of vase.

Helena Ember Sky said...

An urn is a pot that holds someone/somethings ashes.

Flame Phoenix said...

oh yeah.. i knew that..

Lavender Hope said...

Oh. It holds ashes? That's something I didn't know.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Yeah, don't break one.

Lavender Hope said...

I just knew it was a vase/jar.

Lavender Hope said...

Not planning to. :P

Unapplicable. said...

Back!
Hey Lav!:)

Lavender Hope said...

Oh. Be right back. Gotta take care of something.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

WB Cal!

oki doki Lav!

Helena Ember Sky said...

See ya Cal, hey Veg Monster.

Lavender Hope said...

Back!

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Cal!

Lavender Hope said...

Kay Nix.

Helena Ember Sky said...

*Lav

Nixion Strange said...

*waits for email*
Come on... come on...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

oki doki Nix!

Lavender Hope said...

Hey, maybe sometime I can post pictures of where I'm staying at on my blog. Or just like, places around the building. They have lots of animals and interesting things to see.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

please do Lav!

*glares at email*
hurry up

Lavender Hope said...

Got to go. Sorry. Bye!

Unapplicable. said...

That'd be good, Lav!

Unknown said...

Sorry, Lavender. It's just that the Favour bit is REALLY important. It's her birthday today and I want her to have the best birthday ever.... But Derek hasn't seen/comment back.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Lav!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

bye Lav!

Nixion Strange said...

Uh, I said it, not Lav...
Am I invisible? Serious;y, no one seems to notice I'm here until I'm gone

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

im constintly refreshing my emails

im getting paranoid

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

no emails

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

brb, dinner

Flame Phoenix said...

http://flamephoenixs.blogspot.ie/


GO

NEW


STORY

Lavender Hope said...

Quick question and hen I have to go again. Why are you checking your emails? Is it for the winners of he 10x amazing comp?

PS: I'll read the answer, but might not reply.

Nixion Strange said...

Yep, the 10 times comp

Kribu said...

The competition winners should be notified today, yes - at least that's what it said in the terms & conditions.

*is not particularly optimistic*

Also, the countdown widget seems to have now stabilised at 68 days and counting down... but the HarperCollins page for the ebook version of KOTW gives 1 August 2012 as the release date for Australia (and 30 August 2012 for the UK), while the hardback release dates haven't changed from what they were (30 August 2012 for UK, 1 September 2012 for Australia)...

...this is getting curiouser and curiouser. ~is intrigued~

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay, big brother successfully taken home

He says he didn't enjoy Canberra. I'm going there in two years :(

Lavender Hope said...

Kay. I didn't turn mine in, so no emails for me. Got to go now(again). Bye!

Turning in for tonight so see you guys tomorrow!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Lav!

Unapplicable. said...

Ah, Kribu. You seem familiar. Do you have Tumblr?

Flame Phoenix said...

im so mad right now

Livi said...

AHHH IT'S OUT IT'S OUT IT'S OUT.

Kribu said...

Calamity - I do, but I don't actually really use it (still haven't quite figured out what Tumblr is actually good for), beyond liking the occasional post there. :-/

I'm mostly only active on the forums and just lurk here most of the time.

Flame Phoenix said...

im leaving now..
BYE

*slams door sharply and loudly*

Unknown said...

Okay;
DEREK LANDY. Hello, if you read this. Can you answer some questions and do me a favour? Please.
Q1: Do you like the colour green, or think of it as a vulgar colour?
Q2: Do you watch Sherlock (BBC)?
Q3: Will you go on Twitter...?? Pretty, pretty please. *fluters eyelashes in an attmpt to get her and many minions wish*
Q4: If you had a horse, what would you call it?
Q5: If you had three wishes, what would they be?

FAVOUR, if you don't mind me asking: Please will you wish one of my best friends, Emilie Johansson, happy birthday for today. She is a really great friend and I want her to have the best birthday, because she is so kind and helpful to me. <3
Thank you, Golden God! <3 :)

Helena Ember Sky said...

Eve! Canberra is brilliant! I should know, I live here. How old is your bro? What did he do? Who with?

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Flame

Unapplicable. said...

Bye Flame.

Nixion Strange said...

Hye, Pottermore is finally getting on to Chamber of Secrets soon

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

back!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

bye Flame!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

no emails!!

im officially paranoid!!

*is refreshing emails non-stop*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

people ARE here

right?

Nixion Strange said...

Sure maybe

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*smiles*

ok

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i think im turning into a me version of Clarabelle....

Helena Ember Sky said...

Okay Miss...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ahem

i was going to say something here instead of this but i cant remember what that something WAS

Derek Landy said...

Happy birthday Emilie!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Derek!!

Nixion Strange said...

HI DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE STAYING?! PLEASE!

Unapplicable. said...

Oh dear. Hello Derek.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Derek, you're not coming to Canberra! Why?

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Lav!

Why are you mad, Phoenix? Bye Phoenix!

My brother is 14, Helena. He went on a year 9 excursion to Canberra to...learn.... I have to do the same thing

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Derek!!!!!!! The first chapter is AWESOME!

Helena Ember Sky said...

They probably took him to stupid places. You have to meet a local like me to go to the good places.

Nixion Strange said...

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

yes
the chapter was EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

PLEASE Derek!

Unknown said...

Thank you, Derek! Thank you so much! :'D
By the way, love the first chapter.

Eve the ROCK said...

They went to art galleries and visited the parliament house and stuff

And he says it was really cold at night because the heater wasn't working

Mind you, he was sick most of the time

Nixion Strange said...

*moans and bangs head on desk*

Helena Ember Sky said...

How long till you come?

Unapplicable. said...

Well, is he feeling a tad better, Eve?

Helena Ember Sky said...

DEREK!!! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!

Eve the ROCK said...

I think he's better

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm going when I'm in year 9

2014

Eve the ROCK said...

DEREK IS NOT ANNOYING!

Unapplicable. said...

I'll be graduating then. Oh gosh, it's hard to think about the future.

Helena Ember Sky said...

I will be 15/16 in 2014, we should meet up.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Same Cal.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

in 2014, i'll be 13/14

Unapplicable. said...

I'll be seventeen then. Like I said, really hard to think about.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

NO EMAILS!!!

IM GOING TO GO INSANE!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Maybe. We're not really free to roam around the city

Helena Ember Sky said...

Pity, I have to go to bed now. Night. *hugs* But no hugs for you Derek! *kisses on cheeks*

Unapplicable. said...

Night, Hel!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

night Hel!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Helena

Helena Ember Sky said...

Four byes, wow. Eve have you read the next chapter yet?

Helena Ember Sky said...

Of The Emperors Realm.

Eve the ROCK said...

No I'll read it soon

Helena Ember Sky said...

Now. It's not long...

Helena Ember Sky said...

Again. NIGHT! *hugs + kisses*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

night AGAIN Hel!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah I read it

Bye Helena

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

still no emails....

*folds arms*

Drew O'Connor said...

Afternoon, only on for a little bit.

I am looking for honest views on my story so anyone who hasn't read any of my chapters or who hasn't read the new chapter please check out:
dublindaes.blogspot.ie

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

read them Emerald
very good story!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

oh, and hi Emerald

Gepard Valk said...

Hey, guys!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

oki doki
ive got to go off for a bit but i'll hopefully be back later
bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Emerald

Hi Darrraghln

Gepard Valk said...

Nixion: It's Gep... You don't remember me. .-.

Drew O'Connor said...

Have you read the new chapter Nix?
This chapter was my struggle and a half.

Cheers Miss Cain, glad you enjoyed it!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Emerald! Your chapter's really good!

Hi Gep!

Gepard Valk said...

Hi Eve!

I don't wanna read the first chapter 'cause I know I'll need more. >.<

Nixion Strange said...

I'm a bit disorted tonight, so forgive me if i forget

Drew O'Connor said...

No that's fine Nix

Cheers Eve, glad you enjoyed them!

Nixion Strange said...

I read it Emerald

Unapplicable. said...

Hello new people!

Drew O'Connor said...

Oh you did? How did it fair Nix?

Nixion Strange said...

I commented... I don't remember... it was good, I think

Drew O'Connor said...

I can't remember if you read only half of it or the whole thing.

Damn this baby brain!! lol

Anyway I must bid you adieu, enjoy the rest of your evening/afternoon/morning wherever ye are.

Gepard Valk said...

Guys, if you fill up this post remember to go on the overflow blog! bloglandoverflow.blogspot.com

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Hello, everyone!

Nixion Strange said...

No, we go to the last available post now

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Ruby

Nicole Cerundolo said...

FIRST! YES! I dedicate this page to the all powerful Golden God Derek Landy, and to all of those minions who still remember me. :D <3

And to several other things, such as llamas, icecream, marshmallows, dragons, and post cards.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Hi, Nix! :D *glomps*

Unapplicable. said...

Hello Ruby.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Hi, Calamity! :D <3

Gepard Valk said...

Wait, am I shunned because I moved to chat?

Eve the ROCK said...

We go to the latest available post, actually

Eve the ROCK said...

You're not shunned, Gep!

Nixion Strange said...

No, not at all

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Ruby!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

? What? XD

((GOLDEN GOD: Love the new chapter. :D))

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Hi, Eve!! :3

It's fun to be back again.

Gepard Valk said...

Oh, yay~

Just thought 'cause no one was really talking to me... *shifty eyes*

I miss how things used to be :/

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