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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 4840 Newer› Newest»i got TEOTW last weekend
Grrrrr... My sister keeps complaining that I'm on the computer. I was on here first!
ahem
nothing is on the TV
im home cuz im sick
PARTY!!
*starts coughing like mad*
scratch that
I got it...dunno when. Lol.
Deds!!!!
1. derek Landy the one and only Golden God who offcially is THE BEST ever because of his amazin aura of awesome
2. Doctor Nye, cuz it was stalking me at Drama Camp
3. Theatre geeks c'mon. Theatre is fun :D
At least she doesn't scream her head off and throw things. My brother does that. Does your sister do that?
Nye!!
I wonder what hes going to do in KOTW...
Miss Cain im coughiing too! :/
my sister comes in my room and sits there and annoys me
VERY annnoying
Its gonna disect one of us xD i can picture Derek...thinking if what minion to dissect. Lol! Im really hyper
my OTHER sister (the younger one) just comes in and screams
* looks in the direction of Ireland*
I wonder......*evil thoughts*
What if the penguins did take Derek hostage?! And forced him to act natural. ....hos cats will eat them right??
*hides* I DIDNT DO IT!!!!
I gtg bed now....
Night Blogland
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME NYE!!!!!
*shadow walks*
bye Zaf!
http://mystoryofsomesortaboutsomethinghmm.blogspot.com.au/2012/06/death-and-ice-chapter-9.html
huzzah!! done!!!
Hi. I think I can be here for a little. Until lunch.
Distant though. And msd.
okay Lav!
Hi Miss! What time is it where you are? Being in Korea has gotten me confused with the time zones again. -_-
Oh and I read a bit of your story. Couldn't finish the whole thing, will do it when I unpack my computer, but the part I read was good. :)
Also, some of the words on the comment thing's in Korean. That also gets annoying a bit.
You still there...?
yeah im here
im sick today so im home
its 12:00 in the afternoon here in Perth
Oh. Okay. :)
I looked up the time in Perth. You're one hour behind Korea.
we are?
cool
That stinks, being sick. I hope you feel better.
thanks
will hope
Yeah. It's an odd feeling though. I'm so used to you guys being on at my night. Now we're about the same time.
aha!
Hope!
yeah
im just going to be on all day
I have lunch soon, but I have to go now. Sorry.
I'll try to come back later. Bye Miss. :)
bye Lav!
Noooooo my pen!
what about it Val??
It died!
nooooooooo!
i hate it when that happens
Aha! It lives again! It lives! It lives!
it lives!
*starts dancing around signing 'it lives!'*
Only because you asked me so nicely, Derek.
*Walks away with dignity, then sprints to website after leaving field of vision*
I'm just going to read it now, bbut I heard about werewolves
I'm not sure whether to be disappionted I didn't finish my original idea that is no longer original before it stoped being original, or glad there are werewolves
Depends on how good it is
*goes read it*
hi Molly!
Hi Molly, hi Nix
hi Nix!!
So much love for the chapter. So. Much. I want more. MORE. Now. Soon.
... like many others, I can't help but wonder about the countdown clock in the widget, though. It flashes to 68 days very briefly, then displays 31 days and stays there, counting down from that.
Not that I'd mind, obviously, but... what trickery is that? *getting my hopes up here*
Oh Derek, the new chapter's beautiful!(as usual)
The trickery that leads to disappointment. *shakes head sadly*
I still don't know if I'm meant to be happy or disappointed...
Be happy, Derek listened to your request and he put it in his BOOK!
But my story no longer has any meaning... I'm going to give that up now...
It's a brilliant chapter Derek
I was going to wait till tomorrow before I came back, but I was just too excited.
HI EVERYONE!!!!
Hi Sparky!!!!!
Hi! I'm going to try and get my little brother to read the first chapter. He said he didn't want to keep reading Mortal Coil because Derek's writing changed a bit, and I can understand that, but I want to change his mind, because I actually set Mortal Coil apart from the rest coz it is quite different. ANYWAY, brb
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKKKYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
*tackle hugs*
*crashes into the ground from impact of Val's hug*
*laughs*
I missed you too!
Oh, he's gone
Sparky, it feels like its been weeks! It's probably only been two days, but it feels like weeks!
Nine weeks to be exact!
Omigishness, that's like eighteen months....
No Eve, it's like nine weeks.
*gets up*
Ahhh!!! I missed this place!
This place has missed YOU!!!
*stops counting fingers* Sparky, since you left, I've noticed that Blogland has become a meaningless, shapeless haze. We are talking a lot more. We are moving a lot less. People have been reduced to facial muscles.
...What on Earth does that mean Eve?
*shrugs*
Is the lake still here?
AHHH!!!
SPPPPAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKYYYYYY!!!!
hi!!
and hi Eve!!
http://mystoryofsomesortaboutsomethinghmm.blogspot.com.au/2012/06/death-and-ice-chapter-9.html
i finished it a while ago
but here it is
The lake is here, but since you left I don't think anyone had been thrown in... *throws Sparky in the lake*
i was thrown in a while ago...
well, pushed in
wait, no, i was pulled in
*nods*
I simply meant that there is a lot less of this:
*jumps in lake*
*climbs a tree*
*makes an underground doghouse under the forest floor*
Hi Miss!
*looks bewildered*
I don't think we've met Miss Cain.
Which explains my surprise at you being so excited.
*shakes her hand*
Either way, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
*pauses*
OH GOD, THIS MUST BE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE KAL.
*thinks*
Cooooool!!!
*surfaces from the lake*
Val.
*blurs into her, drains hair onto her then shocks her*
*giggles*
It's been months since I shocked anyone!
Hey Sparky! Guess what guess what guess what guess what guess what guess what guess what guess what guess what guess what!!!
Well, I seem to be changing that already Eve...
*laughs*
*looks at Val dully*
....What?
For those who actually read my SP fan-fic, this concerns you
http://youllneedtofindyourselfanewhero.blogspot.com.au/
Hiya Nix!
I got even more insane than before you left, that's what!
Hi Sparky
I used up all my !'s sayign hi to you before
Nix, am I correct in thinking your Internet is working again? I mean, seeing as you're here.
I hope no one forgot about the Braginski patented surveillance system installed in Blogland... ;)
Is that a good thing Nix?
I know Val, I know.
Yep, it's working again
Blogland survelliance?!
*shrugs*
Depends on your point of view
Well, yeah, you know, but... I wore a Darth Vader cape to school today!
i was never informed of survelliance
*laughs*
MIss, there was a small joke about me always knowing what was going on here.
So, naturally, I kept half an eye on Blogland while I was away.
Just, please Golden God, don't expect me to know everything.
Sparky's a ninja, so she can stalk people...
oh god...
You know, there's a beach ball stuck to the ceiling of my school's gym, and I swear it was put there by Caelan as a stalker camera.
I never said I was a ninja.
Ninjas are coordinated.
i really wish people would tell me these things
i go off the rails when i find out stuff about stuff and im going to stop there
Caelen was ALWAYS up to stuff
note: was
WHAT?! NINJAS HAVE TO BE COORDINATED?! WHY AM I JUST BEING TOLD THIS NOW?!
I thought you knew Val.
They have to be coordinated so they can navigate through rogue school bags undetected.
Which I cannot do.
Or not knock their books off the table in an attempt to copy your friend's notes...
Or...
Be able to do anything I get caught doing, which is most things.
OH!
There will probably be more Alfred stories from now on, but I will try my best to keep them at a minimum...
Oh, I thought you meant coordinated in the sense of being able to walk through a doorway without forgetting to open the door first.
I always forget to open it.
Being undetected is the top thing on the list of ninja requirements.
I think opening the door before you walk through it is number five...
to open a door,
smash it into a million pieces
make sure its a million or it isnt fun
I also forget to dodge the cello case, which caused me to break my toe yesterday...
I heard about that Val.
Number... Seven.
OMYGH!!!!! THIS HAS JUST MADE MY DAY AWESOME!!!
hi Jess!
Okay, I can be undetected, but that's mostly because I'm a loner and nobody notices me in the first place...
Hello Jess?
*holds out hand*
Pleasure to meet you!
*grins and tackles Sparky again*
God, I have missed talking to you on here...
Hey Sparky, do you remember the, um, 'pep talk'?
Val?! A loner? I don't think so
Aagghh! I want an email from HarperCollins!
*pushes Val off and pops up again*
Excuse me, but I was trying to shake hands with someone then.
*turns back to Jess*
Sorry about that.
*looks back at Val and sighs*
Pardon me.
One round only Valkyrie.
*blurs into her and knocks her down, pulling out Makhaira in process*
Yes, I am a complete loner. Everyone is scared of me, so...
*rolls away from Sparky, taking her Makhaira along*
OI!!!
*jumps onto her, pulls Makhaira out of her grip and shocks her*
*jumps up and sprints away*
Jeez, I'm out of practice.
*sticks tongue out in concentration*
*slams fist into the ground, throwing Val off her feet*
*lands on the floor and scowls*
Dang it, that's the fifth time I've been knocked off my feet today...
*grabs Sparky's arm and bites it*
*is eating an ANZAC cookie and watching*
*looks apathetically at Val gnawing my arm*
Possibly not the wisest idea.
*shocks her*
*pulls her head off my arm*
*sheaths sword and smacks Val upside the head*
Do you want to keep fighting or would you rather stop?
Agh, you're making this like English class all over again, except you'd be Zoe!
*pulls fork out of coat pocket and stabs Sparky with it*
Okay, now I think we can end this.
No fights like this every happened when you were gone...
*stares at fork*
*pulls it out and flings it into a nearby tree*
I may have lost some touch with my magic, but my combat is much better.
*feints a high kick, then swings down low and sweeps Val's feet out from under her*
*grabs her wrist, pulls her up and twists her into a full Nelson*
Done?
How many people in the elephant zoo?
16
or 32
*looks in the direction of where you threw the fork sadly*
My... fork...
*shoulders slump*
Yeah, I'm done.
Today, we had to say nice things about people *sniff sniff*
*lets go and retrieves fork from tree*
*gives it to Val*
Is that so Nix?
what elephant zoo??
I
Counted
TWO!
Yep. No offense to the fighters, but the few fights were unimpressive
bye Val!
You were a fighter too, Nix
I wasnt
I am quite happy to chat and eat live chickens while watching Modern Family
And the ones I'm involved in are?
*remembers something*
Oh yeah! I got knives!
*has multiple knives hanging from belt*
Not as many as Murder Rose just...
*counts*
Four, and then two more little tiny ones strapped to my ankles.
Uh... Val didn't say she was going
And when did I fight Eve?
she did Nix!
then her comment disappeared
You were machete-fighting with Mist after much role playing
Val's comments disappear, she might've left
If so,
Bye Val!
Oop, brb guys!
Oh, the once. Yeah, okay then
That wasn't tooooo bad
okay Sparky!
Kay Sparky
Okay, so yours wasn't too bad, but sorry, the rest were unimpressive? :P
Yep
I make stuff up as I go along
BACK!
...Where'd the conversation go...?
i have no idea
im on DeviantArt
Fair enough.
I'm watching something
Yeah, there isn't much conversation now days...
*gasps*
That's terrible!
Why!?
*shrugs*
I dunno... lack of people on mostly... and the old people we knew are hardly ever on.
im always on
but im not a good conversationalist
*places hands on hips*
Like who?
Ink, Lav, Zath, Lynx, Flame, Robin?
Alrighty Miss.
Im not talking because of my short attention span
Ink- I haven't seen her in ages, she comes on when we're asleep, like 3 or so
Lav- She just went to another country for gaes, but even if she was on, never at times we'd be awake
Mist- He's taking a break, who knows for how long
Lynxia- She's not comming on at the moment, but even when she was, she wasn't on much
Flame- I'v seen him about five times since you left
Robin- Not seen a peek of her, no idea where she is
Oh.
*screams*
Oh gosh, SPARKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! :DDDD
*tackle hugs her*
YAY!!!!! You're backkkkkk!!!!
*screams some more*
Hiiiiiii!!!!
Lav!
Hi!
*gets up and helps Lav up*
*hugs her*
How are you!?
Sorry if any typos appear. I'm on an iPod and my fingers are shaking!
Hi Lav!
Lav side note: Though sometimes she's on
Tired, but I'm soooo happy to see you here!!! :DDDD
I'm around your time now. It's 4:15 PM in Korea now.
*laughs*
Thanks Lav!
Oh. That's good for us Lav!
hi Lav!
Oh, and tired cause I just finished dance practice for a celebration here. Usually I'd sing with my friend, but they're doing a musical(no real singing though) but dancin to prerecorded songs.
Unlce just arrived (?)
Be back later
Bye!
bye Nix!
If I could have, I would have screamed in real life. I'm seriously so happy right now!
Oh. Msd. :(
Bye Nix!
Bye Nix!
Bye Nix!
Hi Eve. :)
well, I'm back
Oh. Wb Nix. :)
WB Nix!
Sparky, I tried cleaning your tree house, but I've been too busy to do it the last three days... I bet all the leaves are back...
Oh, but I got rid of all the spiders. They're not going to come back any time soon. ;)
I found a tralantula in your drawer! Got it out but it was freaky though.
*shivers a bit at memory*
MY BRAIN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE AWESOMENESS JHEFGKUEHG
Derek, OH MY GOD. Okay so first, Butterfly dude is my idol. AND SECOND, JESUS, DEREK, WEREFREAKINGWOLVES
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HAPPY THAT MADE ME?
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I WANTED WEREWOLVES?
DUFHVIWROHJGOL. I feel so sorry for Ashley, though. I FaceTimed with her and just sat there screaming something along the lines of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHDSHGIHFVIOWRJGOEKGPWGKWPKAPWKFAPKG;OGJOLJLKBDNLKSDJNGLKSRGJOLJGRO WOLVES SEFKHSEIGLJROGJRIJHOIKBOPKBOHMYGOD."
It was a beautiful moment. I seriously cannot freaking wait for this book, man. Seriously cannot.
I need more!!!!!!!!!!
hi Becky!
hi Serena!
Hi Becky!
Hi Serena!
Hi Becky and Serena!
HELLO CHAPS. What do you think of the chapter!?
It kinda ruined something I was writing, but it was a good chapter, so I'm in the middle
I didn't get to read it. Hoping to tomorrow. Got to go now. Bye!
I'll come on later or tomorrow. If I don't come back tonight, then I'll try to be on tomorrow.
bye Lav!
Becky, i nearly peed my pants laughing
so, its a great chapter
Bye Lav!
Bye Lavender!
Cain, I DID pee my pants.
Shhh, my mum doesn't need to know the dog didn't do it. ¬¬
Back, sorry. My family left, so I had to being the clothes in and feed Monty, then I got all emotional and hung out with him for a while and ran around in heeled boots, then I got an idea and went inside and tried on all my mum's high-heeled shoes. (it's a bit harder than I thought)
See what I mean about a short attention span? I completely forgot about everything in sequence
i see
Okay;
DEREK LANDY. Hello, if you read this. Can you answer some questions and do me a favour? Please.
Q1: Do you like the colour green, or think of it as a vulgar colour?
Q2: Do you watch Sherlock (BBC)?
Q3: Will you go on Twitter...?? Pretty, pretty please. *fluters eyelashes in an attmpt to get her and many minions wish*
Q4: If you had a horse, what would you call it?
Q5: If you had three wishes, what would they be?
FAVOUR, if you don't mind me asking: Please will you wish one of my best friends, Emilie Johansson, happy birthday for today. She is a really great friend and I want her to have the best birthday, because she is so kind and helpful to me. <3
Thank you, Golden God! <3 :)
I forgot to add that I was walking in circles in my muddy boots in my room while singing songs with high notes without switching my voice to my 'higher octave voice', and I sounded like a broadway gal
Okay;
DEREK LANDY. Hello, if you read this. Can you answer some questions and do me a favour? Please.
Q1: Do you like the colour green, or think of it as a vulgar colour?
Q2: Do you watch Sherlock (BBC)?
Q3: Will you go on Twitter...?? Pretty, pretty please. *fluters eyelashes in an attmpt to get her and many minions wish*
Q4: If you had a horse, what would you call it?
Q5: If you had three wishes, what would they be?
FAVOUR, if you don't mind me asking: Please will you wish one of my best friends, Emilie Johansson, happy birthday for today. She is a really great friend and I want her to have the best birthday, because she is so kind and helpful to me. <3
Thank you, Golden God! <3 :)
dinner
bye!
bye Nix
ok Eve....
Morning all!
I see Sparky has returned, I'm so glad for everyone who missed Sparky.
Nix I don't think there is an original ideas when it comes to werewolves, they pretty much do the same thing, it's the story around the werewolf that has to make it special. So don't be discouraged Nix.
Hallo all!
hello Emerald!
Hi Hel!
PLEASE write chapter 2!!
pretty please Hel!!
huzzah!!
Morning Miss Cain
Have you had a look at my story Miss Cain? I'm looking for people's views and suggestions.
i dedicate this page to stories
fan-fics alike
Emerald, reading chapter 1 now
Oh thanks lol
Uhhhhhhhh
Dinner bye!
I'm about to, just talking to Tal.
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