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"The Butterfly and the Wolf" is now available to read on the home page of skulduggerypleasant.com.
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Pretty much
ok...
*is quite confused*
POP
pop...
NO!!!
DONT LEAVE ME!!
AVOID THE BIG ONE FIVE!!
1...5
15!!
avoid it!!
Too late
I'm already 15
*freezes*
YOU AVOIDED IT!!
WELL DONE!!!
*is listening to Dark Side by Kelly Clarkson*
such an awesome song
Uh... but I've been 15 for months, and I'll keep being 15 for months. Doesn't sound like I'm avioding it...
I'll be fifteen in about - hmm - 19 days.
How fun.
ahem
my mind is having a black out
does that explain it??
AGH! BLACK OUT! THERE'S NO POWER!!!!
In the darkness...
yes, just like that
but with light
just no power
school has fried my brain with useless facts
since when do we need to know how much a glass of water contains
the answer is simple
it contains however much it contains
hmmm, didnt make sense
i think
Doesn't that depend on the size of the glass
Oh god... some of the stuff their teaching me is sticking... I was just thinking about the curcumferance...
Apparently, spelling isn't sticking
At last, he posts!!
Hi Darquesse!
my spelling is stuck
same with english
maths has...
fallen off again
hi Darquesse!
*bends down to pick up maths again*
*stuffs it in pocket*
for later
Hello Darquesse!
i hope Derek doesnt take forever with the 10x entries
DARQUESSE? WHERE?
*spins around wildly*
Hi Eve
*draws machete*
*looks at Nix*
...Dammit, I had a great comeback for that
mmmmmm
shortbread
be back soon
oki doki Nix!
Ow. My fingers are sore. Not as sore as a few minutes ago, but still. It hurts to type... but I'm going to post something first. Two things actually. One of two different blogs.
Hi and distant.
Oh, and sorry I've been so busy. I can't talk too much nowadays, but I'll see if I can get on tomorrow. I'm here now, for about an hour... maybe.
hi Lav!!
Hi Miss. :)
I'm glad to be able to stay for a while and be on a computer again. I don't think I've actually stayed to be part of your conversations either. I had so much on my mind the last few days.
Hi Lav!
Hi Nix! :)
its good that you have some down time Lav
Yeah, I spent most of the day in the kitchen helping out.
They have to prepare plums to be fermented and they have to finish by tomorrow. Which means they have to work all night. There are a lot of plums and they're small.
It's good to just be alone in the room for a bit. But I'm in a public room called the PC/Computer room. So I have to go to my room in a while. I really want to take pictures, but I haven't had time so far. Hoping to tomorrow.
please do take photos Lav!
Now, I get the time to talk here and read some posts. :)
Course I will! :)
brb
dinner
So how've you guys been lately?
Oh, okay. Bye Miss!
K Miss Cain!
I've been... I'm not actually sure... a little confused...
Confused?
I'm alright. Except there's this boy in my class, and I'm not sure of he likes me or he doesn't like me. :/
Yeah... I'm just not sure of anything at the moment... how I feel, what I should do...
Do about what, Nix?
Hi Eve. :) That's... huh. I don't really know what to say about that... :/
*decides to mimic lav* Do about what, Nix?
I think he just doesn't like it when I talk too much. Which shuts me up. If you're thinking "oh, she's a weird one she is..." I'll have you know I'm socially paranoid
HI PEOPLE!!!!!!
About anything
Read, write, talk, scream, cry, laugh, frown, walk...
Hi Fire!
HOWL?
Like a werewolf?
That reminds me, I must tend to my old idea before September...
*laughs*
Everyone, from America that is, who knows me is ALWAYS telling me to shut up.
Some of them ask me, half joking though :P, where or even IF I have an off button.
OMG, I'm so happy right now but I'm also very sad. *sigh*
Yeah, but...I DON'T GET IT! I spent years NOT being a chatterbox, and do everyone says I'm SHY. But they don't like it when I talk either!! It's sooo frustrating!
What's up Fire?
Hi Fire! :)
Well, you're kinda talking already Nix. Half joke. ;P Ahem. Why don't you write. Hmm, how about the HG fan fic? Haven't seen that in a while. I think you can do it. :)
Just be yourself, Eve. :)
Why are so sad, Fire?
That's the thing. I'm not sure what to do in my writing. I've tried looking at everything, but I have no idea what to do next with anything, and if I already knew what I was doing with it, I'm second guessing myself
I have no "myself". I have different, oh what does Eminem call them... Egos, I think...anyway, there is no straightforward ME
Um...... I got my letter to accept me into a special program. But my BFF didn't Yet and I cant survive in the class if she's no there.
Go with what you think, Nix. Let the words flow. If you don't like it, change it. But write it out a little, see if you like it or not.
Or just write anything. What's on your mind, random words that pop into your head. That might help.
*not
That IS quite a pickle, Fire...go berserk and start talking to everyone in the program. You'll get to know them
Well, I can think it would be you, Eve. Egos are part of what makes you, you. :)
What kind of program, Fire? Maybe she'll get it. Just wait a day or two.
And Nix, just wait a while before writing again. That's what I did, and I have an idea! Got it just yesterday
The words aren't flowing. I write something, I don't like it, I write something else, I don't like it
I have no idea what I want. Part of me wants to do this, and part of me wants to do the complete oposite. And I'm not just talking about writing
Part of me wants to just stop. Stop what, I don't know. Just stop altogether...
*thinks*
I should probably post something, but I'm also catching up on posts... and I only have about half an hour left before I need to head upstairs.
It's a special selected learning program.
Nix, I think u should relax a bit and let anything com in to it mind. Then u can have an idea.
*your
I...kinda get what you're saying. It all depends on what mood I'm in, and what the weather is. A few little traits of mine stay though. One thing that makes me Eve is my astonishing ability to get distracted, tune out, start daydreaming, zone out, whatever. I'm Head-In-The-Clouds Eve, and I'm not changing that.
It's no just writing, I've had writers block before...
*not
I agree with the relaxing bit, and maybe take a walk around(anywhere, outside or around your house).
Nix, you need a holiday, that's all :)
Or read. If you don't know what book, pick up a random one at your library and see if you like it.
im back!
yes, read
reading solves everything
WB, Miss! :)
I'm in a good mood tonight. Have no idea why though.
I've actually read every good book at my library...
I don't know why, but I just feel like crying... The last time I cried... okay, that was pretty recent, but I had a reason, before that I didn't cry for ages, in over two years... why do I feel like crying now? Nothing bad is going on, I should be happy...
Sorry, just ignore me...
Who hates yams?
Really? EVERY SINGLE ONE???
... Find another one then. Just open a book that looks(or sounds) interesting, and see if you like it.
*shrugs*
I think I'm out of ideas now...
I cried a few minutes ago. Kinda. It's become a regular thing for me.
Nix, never tell us to ignore you, otherwise i shall say:
THEN WHAT WAS THE FRIGGIN POINT OF SAYING ANYTHING?
And I don't want to say that. I already said that to someone else, and then they cried.
What I'm trying to say is,
Crying is trendy!
Um, I don't think I LIKE yams, but I don't HATE them.
... So what your saying is, if nothing else, I should cry because it's trendy?
Oh. Wel, still, you don't like yams, so this song is dedicated to you. Scroll down until you find Yams!
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6076392A1C8B3D76
That exactly what I'm saying. :D
ahh, read every book at the library
umm, are you good at art?
cuz you can do that OR just search DeviantArt
*laughs*
That's a funny song, Eve!
I'm horrible at art... reading and writing is all I know
*sighs*
got nothing then
you could just listen to music
search aussie artists on iTunes or something
find fresh music
I don't like music...
I'm listening to oldish songs..."She's a Maniac" is what I've got in my headphones now.
...I have no idea if either of you are online right now...
Oh, you are online! Awesome, hiya!
Gtg soon. After I finish writing my second post. here's the link to the first though. Please follow if you didn't yet.
http://blog-of-random-things.blogspot.kr/2012/06/news.html
Hi Hellboy!
Hi HB!
*looks at link*
Now that I'm in Korea, the place where .com is supposed to be is now kr...
hi Hellboy!
my mum knows a lot of Aussie artists
not personally, but still
ive met Abbe May!
shes a Perth singer
I'll check the blog now Lavender.
go to iTunes and type up Birds of Tokyo
dont know what type of music you like but yeah
have a go
I don't really like music... besides, I can't watch or listen to anything right now...
Hi Helllboy!
oh well, there goes another idea
*goes back to thinking*
I have wooooork experieiieiecniencie
e____e
Work experience* And mine sucks.
Hehe. I don't have work experience... I hope...
bldelrlrhgoh lucky Nix ._.
i suppose
THAT I MIGHT GET THE FIRST COMMENT OF THE NEXT PAGE
AND DO A DEDICATION >:D
LALALALALALALA LLAAAAAMMMAAAASSS
Hi Hellboy!
._____________. GUuuugrle. I'm so bored of work experience. And at work experience. And thinking about it is making me bored D:
THE FIRST COMMENT IS MINE
MINE I SAY
Okay, gtg now. Here's the second post I made. HB, please follow that one too! Bye!
http://lavenderhopestoryblog.blogspot.kr/2012/06/dragon-wings-update.html
I gtg now but I think I'll wait for the dedication first.
Bye Lav and Fire!
:O
...success!
I DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO THE GOLDEN GOD, WHO I WILL BE DEFINITELY SEEING WHEN HE VISITS ADELAIDE ON TOUR :D
I also dedicate this page to one of my sisters, Kallista, and all the people who currently run Derek's blog and are doing a fantastic job at it.
You're all awesome.
~Dedication over~
Bye Lav!
Bye Fire!
Bye people who are leaving!
Bye people who aren't leaving, cos I'm basically going to go now too...
Aaaaaaadelaide is aaaaaaaaawesooooooooome
Bye Hellboy!
^Yuuus.
bye Lav!
good ded Hellboy!
im off to read my sis PWF
bye bye!!
Bye Hellboy!
Cya all! You're all awesome, as usual. Stay that way. Blah blahbl iewfowaeim i can't think of anything else to say.
be back later
Bye!
Bye Nix!
Heeeeey
Heeeeeeey
Haaaaaaay
Maaaaaaaaaay
Msd
Yokay
I'm gonna catch some zzz... their hard to catch, but I'll get 'em eventually
Bye!
Oh, Hi Flame, didn't see you
Sorry, gotta go
Bye!
Hi Phoenix!
Bye Nix!
HI EVE
Hmmmm everyone poofed??
Hi Zafira! I did not poof but I may at any moment!
So what's up, ducklings?
Nothing, relly;
Oh, I'm going to fall asleep....
Has anyone won the competition, yet...?
Why is my bed so creaky? I just put my hand on it, and it literally groaned...
Lol!! My refrigerator hates me. I got fruit and the side shelf collapsed. I wasnt on the side shelf
I once pulled the handle off my fridge. I open it from the top of the door now :P
Lol! In school the one kid completely broke the handle off our door. We all just were like....really?!
@EVe, yes
Supercalifisticexplplistocius!! Woot I spelled it :D
i have to go hoover now.
Bye.
Hello?
*doubts anyone is here*
*sits down and slumps against a tree*
Im alive
xD
O.o
Parents crazy
Hello, anyone that's here..
Goodbye..
Meh sry connection slow
*wanders aimlessly*
Terribke news the ninja penguins cant die!!!!
*starts attacking a tree*
*sees Cleavers*
EEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
*shadow walls*
hey gone??
*sees more Cleavers*
ah!!!
*shadow walks into Florida*
You'll never catch me....
*sees Skulduggery*
.....
*RUNS*
Im not getting arrested!!!!! It was mu twin that blew up the Sanctuary!!!!!
*hides*
Pleasant wont find me....maybe I'll take his head
*watches Pleasant go right past me*
*waits and shadow walks onto a building*
haiiii :3
I'm back y'all haha
HI PEOPLE.
Not that anyone will be here.
FLORENCE BLACK IS BACK:)
If you're here Florence, hi, you don't know me, but I've read a few . . . Well, a lot . . . of your old comments from when you were a regular. I'm Star Inkbright. Call me Star or Ink. Hi.
AND I'M OFFICALLY BLOGFAMOUS, apparently. Ha, my evil plan worked:)
Do d'do d'o, I'm bored.
Today is Tuesday. Oh yes it is. Dienstag, mardi, oh yes.
*d'do
Magic Waterfalls are pretty, oh yes they are.
I am suddenly into oh yeses, oh yes I am.
*gets out pin and stabs softish wooden carving of llama*
*looks down in satisfaction at multilatwd, holey llama carving*
*is lying on favourite ledge*
*tosses carving over the edge of the ledge and gazes out over the lake at the volcano*
Blogland Central is so pretty.
*watches group of llamas stray too close to the volcana*
*smiles as their fur falls out, revealing skin that is turning red, blistering, bleeding, flaking, popping, and watches the llamas bubble over into bloody pile on the floor*
Yes, very pretty.
I've never watched a llama being killed by heat, but if I had to imagine it on the spot . . .
*is standing on big black spot on ledge*
. . . like right now. I was on the spot and that is how I would imagine it.
*lies down again*
HEllo
Hi Flame!
STAR YOU'RE NOT BLOGFAMOUS
I AM.
*gets out knife and shakily attemps to carve itials into ledge*
/--..|
\\.. |
\\\\|
…//|
Looks a bit like that.
I know, I suck.
Yes, you are. I don't think I'm blogfamous, but others have assured me that I am.
Hello, Star.
You're blogfamous.
As is Flame. *nods*
Hai all!
Awesome video Flo. Hope you're still here :)
And hello, Flame! :) - if you're still here.
*points at L* SEE??? THERE IS MY EVIDENCE!!!
Hi, L:)
Hey Octa!
I woke up at twenty past five this morning, and guess what? Nobody arrived here till two minutes after I had to leave. *glares*
*smiles*
I'm Star's evidence. *nods*
I also need a new pic...Maybe change my name, I dunno.
HELLO, OCTA! :)
That's an hour and forty-five minutes from the time I woke up till the time I had to go, and - nobody.
I want to get writing, so csgd.
Hey everyone! *waves*
*forty, not forty-five
Yes, L, you are my scientific evidence. *plops L in a test tube and swirls her round*
*holds the test tube containing L aloft* And this, ladies and gentlemen, is my evidence of IOUE.
Thank you. *hears clapping*
IOUE - Insane Outsane Unsane and Exsane.
Csgd - Could suddenly go distant.
Uh...Star...What's with the mini version of me? *points to test-tube and laughs*
OCTABOONA AMBROSIUS
RARWER
*tackles*
omg hey guys sorry for not commenting, i was just reading some comments.
Nice to meet you all :3
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