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«Oldest ‹Older 2601 – 2800 of 4840 Newer› Newest»Have you heard the song Dark Side by Kelly Clarkson??
I NOW HAVE A SIGNED POST CARD.
AN SP POSTCARD, THAT IS.
SIGNED BY DEREK.
ELLIE SENT IT ME.
AND I WAS ALSO GIVEN ANOTHER SP BOOK, TODAY. The first SP book. In Paperback. The old paperback, though. Now I have...Three copies of the old paperback SP. C:
Also, I think I've trained my brother well... *grins*
Broccoli is ready
Thanks miss Cain!
A signed SP postcard!!!!
I envy you....
Hi those who have appeared!
Thanks Eve!!
Hi Thrust!!
Yes I remembered!!
*starts singing happy birthday*
HELLO! XD
Also, I CANNOT BELIEVE ITTTTT. C:
How did you get a SP postcard signed by Derek??
L, I need a pic of that postcard!!!
I woke up quite indifferent this morning. I don't know why.
Me too
Now ig2g for an hour. About.
Oki doki Thrust!!
L
PHOTO
NOW!!
Ellie sent it to me. AND I SHALLLLLLLLLLLL.
ONE MINUTEEEe.
Thank you L!!
Go on iTunes or whatever and search Dark Side by Kelly Clarkson
Reminds me of Darquesse and Valduggery
PLEASE search that song!!
You will understand what I mean (hopefully)
Hi people! Wbd.
Heya Star!!
Anyone know anything interesting about Olaudah Equiano? (History homework)
HEY, STAR!
*is almost in tears from hyper*
I screamed earlier.
Then my mum, kinda, yelled at me...
BUT IT'S A POSTCARD SIGNED BY DEREK. RF^T&*y90rq wrn[y UERG
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Ahhhhhh
Sorry Star, no idea
Heya Ca . . . Uh, Mi . . .
. . . Can i call you Black, please? Coz I don't like calling you Miss and wheneve I read the word cain it reminds me of Caine.
And, your, uh, profile picture's black. Plus black is a eally nice word.
L, PHOTO!!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU LLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You could call me Missy
But I accept Black
I AM BLOGGING, CAINNNN. Cx
YAY!!!
I finished Hunger yesterday!!
Now I have to go buy Lies
Thank you Black!!!!!!!!
I'm already calling Dylan/Kai/Jasper/Felix/Darren Grapefuit, because it saves me from typing out Dylan/kai/Jasper/Felix/Darren.
I don't think he likes the name Gapefriut though . . .
YAY! YOU FINISHED HUNGER!!!!!
*is humming to the radio*
I know
But now I have to go buy Lies
Maybe tomorrow I will go buy it
I hope I'm not broke
Now is a BAD time to go broke
They have Gone, Hunger, Lies and Fear at my school library. But I bought Fear coz I couldn't be bothered to wait.
Meh I just wasted over an hour of my life doing something fir a book I hope to never read again for the remainder of my life. The assignment was riduculus
I like the library but I prefer having the books cuz they make my bookshelf look pretty
Hi Zaf!!
Our primary school library is crap
But apparently the high school library is pretty good
I had to buy most of my books. Well cuz they were SP but the Hunger Games it took me 3 months to get Catching Fire out of our library. Mockingjay only about a week thanks to my reading teacher having like 4 copies. But still imagibe 3 months waiting to read a SP book you know is out!
Hi Zaf!
Our high school libray is BRILLIANT. Seriously. They have SO MANY GOOOOOD BOOKS and ALL THE BOOKS ARE FOR OUR AGE RANGE.
Waterstones rules, but after that our school library comes next.
I could never wait 3 months
I would have gone psyco not being able to have it for 3 MONTHS!!
http://theinsignificanceofthisblogisunreal.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/i-cant.html
There you gooooooo. C:
Sorry. I felt the need to blog...
Hi everyone
Oh I'll tell you a story. My friend who like forced me to read Scepter of The Ancients had read the first 3 SP books. Found out the rest were sold in the UK. Over a year she waited until Christmas for the next 3 books. Me, oh a few weeks. xD but this time I'm being evil. I making her wait to read TEOTW and KOTW once I get KOTW its funny to watch her try to read TEOTW but get caught.
I WANT YOUR POSTCARD L!!!!
AND YOUR COLLECTION OF SP BOOKS!!!
HELLO, ZAF! :)
Thank you for posting L!!
MWAHAHAH.
I LOVE MY POST CARD. I'll try to find a camera and take a picture of my collection of SP books, soon! X3
I'm going to go to bed now
Must be ready for school tomorrow!
*says that with a voice with no happiness*
Goodnight all!!
Goodnight, Cain! *hugs*
HAVE A NICE SLEEP! C:
Hi, Lola! Cx
Hi Luciana! Im waiting for me letter. Lol. July my mailbox is gonna be stalked! Im being paitent. International mailing hates me. Just look at DD took ages to come
Hi Lola!
I WANT TO SEND DEREK A LETTER, NOW.
But I don't have the UK address...
Hello!
I think its the same the one I had was sent to NY lol. It went through Im guessing cuz we never got it back.
I think my stalking my mailbox ritual is gonna start today...by August when im waiting for KOTW it'll be scary
I'VE BEEN STALKING THE POST ALL MONTH. C:
gfg78u90ecrj\su. KOTW. I need to pre-order that. Then go to WHSmiths on the day to buy the special edition, too. Cx
Since Im an Ameriminion I gotta use Amazon. I will get it :D
See I know how to get it. Even if I gotta convert. I know how to convert....I WILL HAVE KOTW HOPEFULLY WHEN IT COMES OUT AROUND THAT TIME!!!! :D
Ah, THANK GOD FOR AMAZON, eh? XD
ASDFG-89NHU6EDCRTVYBU[HIPN. KOTW. KINGDOM. OF. THE. WICKED.
WILL.
BE.
IN.
MY.
HANDS.
IN.
65.
DAYS.
BRB.
WHILE.
I.
CRY.
THIS.
IS.
AMAZING.
OH GOD ALL THE AWESOME. <3
Im telling you. If Derek writes back to me the day I get it you'll hear my scream of happiness from Europe. I think I screamed when I got TEOTW xD took Amazon 5 days. It was ordered and I finished in one day :D
Fours Black! Hi Lola and Willow!
LOL. I'll be at school, or something, and all we hear is a deafening scream. I'd be there laughing thinking of you and everyone would be so schocked;D
ASDFGHJKL; TEOTW. I HAVE THAT. TIMES TWO. BECAUSE I WANTED A COPY TO READ AND A COPY TO KEEP. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. NYF9ERYTGH8RYXRH=F0IOJWRHEIF.
I WANT THE Australia/NZ version of it, though.. :/
Hiya Star!!!!!!
Mailman comes soon....
I'm buying the book so I dont have to wait till my brother is finished!!
It took him 2 weeks to finish End Of The World!!
I got the UK versions of all but the first 3 books. I got the epic American cover for eBook for The Faceless Ones
I prefer the Ireland version covers!
I am getting the US covers of all the books. Scepter Of The Ancients and the one released before that. But I need ebay/amazon etc. for the original US covers. Cx
I am also getting the French and Spanish versions of the books. XD
YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAY.
I like the epic American eBook covers. We aret ignored totally just deprived of meeting Derek....I'm sure a few pitch forks and some ninja penguins will get his publishers to send him...
I've never met him either, Zaf. I doubt I'll ever be allowed to, to be honest...I'm just hoping that I one day will be able to meet the Golden God that saved my life!
I know I will one day....I spoke to him in Blogland. I just hope he comes back....I know you watching Derek dont hide our instincts never lie
I've blogspoken to him! Which is one of the most amazing things that has ever happened to me EVER! And if I blogspoke to him again...I don't even know what I'd do. If I met him...If I met him I could actually die happy. I just wish there could've been a signing in Sheffield...Then I could finally meet Le Gang and Derek...And...That'd have been the best thing to happen to me in...In years...
He'll come back instinct tells me he's watching us.....Derek be nice and just say hi! I know you debating this.
I'm not even going to bother saying anything to him, if he is here and doesn't comment...Mainly because I always feel rejected when someone doesn't talk to me... :/
Also, I am still really hyper about my postcard. x3
He will talk xD
*has ninja penguins*
If he does, I will blog-hug you. :3
Hmmm....an offering?? Uhm....our ever loving gratitude??
*has cake*
a cake?! Or cats...or..
Just reseruct Derek...please?
How about...
Turnips?
Or I shall explain sparrow flight patterns to the next person to annoy me;D
No?
Okay.
I might try to earn some money for more books...
Star Inkbright.
Holly Taylor.
Ink.
Star
SI.
HT.
:)
oh.
my.
golden.
god.
Lol!!! Sry was eating
HELLO, ANYONE HERE. C:
I'M BATMAN.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHH.
Lol!!!!
I HAVE ALMOST AS MANY BOOKS AS BECKLES. Cx
Omg thats a lot....i do too i own ALLOT of books...
I got it!!!! Ill let an it disect me if Derek comes!!
I kind of have the urge to buy those 13 more books...
Oooh its storming.....meh. All windy and cold and dark...
MAGNET
DOOR
CHOCOLATE
DEREK!!!!
MAGIC WATERFALLS!!!
derek, what'd you do that for? now i need more of it
FROGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYY.
*has the urge to play Sonic*
Hey Bethany, iyas.
hay derek, I wrote a review of your books and was wandering if u would read it and maybe comment please :) Is called, my cricket blog :D thanks
Now apparently i look like Valkyrie.....damn it just because I do have dark hair and all....
Definitely the strangest concept i’v read in the series, a fat man fully believing himself to be a butterfly. How i pity valkyrie.....still Funny as hell.
:)
Definitely the strangest concept i’v read in the series, a fat man fully believing himself to be a butterfly. How i pity valkyrie.....still Funny as hell.
:)
I just got given a few bagfuls of second hand clothes:/ *heads off to relunctantly try stuff on* I hate trying stuff on.
*wonders where on Earth everyone is*
I was just thinking that myself Star
Hey Em!
Evening Star!
*looks around room* Evening it is! I hadn't noticed.
It's like 9 PM lol how did you not notice that lol
Broccoli
Because it's still LIGHT??? It's all afternoony!
Heya Thrust.
Hi star!
Betty Crocker is God.
*pretends I know who that is*
Just kidding. I only said that cuz I thought it would be funny. I didn't exactly enjoy her cake.
Only the muffins.... <3
It's a bakeityourself company thing.
They do have birthday cake.
...
*wonders why I told you that if you already knew...*
I didn't already know.
My dad is brillant at baking cakes.
He and my mum had a rocky road competiton recently. They both made rocky road, without following a recipe of course, and we had to work out whose was best. My mum's was - my dad's was too biscuity.
Well your good at pretending.
My dad never cooks. My mum does, thank God.
*hits self on head* Oh, dammit, I forgot I was pretending.
*massive fake smile* Of course I knew,about Betty Crocket, Thrust. I was just joking. *cheek muscles are aching from fake smile*
My dad's brill at baking. He often bakes his own bread on weekends.
My mum usually cooks stuff on weekdays.
We usually have roast on Sundays. My mum and my dad both make that.
This summer, my mum and dad expect us (me, my 2 brothers) to cook. Each of us one day a week.
STOP CHANGING YOUR MIND!!!!!!
Make purple bananas.
I shalt not change my mind on that.
BZRK.
Teach me how to dream, teach me how to dream..
I think I get my report card today
I am here
OH MY GOD THAT IS PERFECT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY THRUST!
Aha! I didn't forget!
...Hello?
Uh, first?
Ah, nevermind.
What's going on here?
Nothing?
Typical.
I'll just fade into the background and wait for someone then...
First?
Um, great, I'll dedicate when someone gets here...
..... Hi
Hello Zaf!
No broccoli for you then, Val v.
See?
I told you you wouldn't!
Hi zaf and sparky!
Hi guys lol. Sorry I got swim team...well had and proved that you dont put a pool on the top of a mountain because of a view but expect it to get warm.
Hello Thrust!
Lol well I offcially died at practice. Not kidding
Lovely.
Hm. Should I play L4D or should I write more of my fan fiction of it...
Meh nobody can go to Hersey the 8th D:
And im offcially 15.
Yeah, zaf. I still have water in my ear from practice. And I never get water in my ear.
The one time you don't wear a bathing cap...
Should I get that game, sparky?
Im going to Hersey Park July 8th I asked everyone its like its the worst weekend D:
Oh it was so cold....i was cold. I was numb
Yay for you, zaf. My mom took me shopping today. On my birthday. It was HELL! Pure hell.
Never wasted such a day
Thats tomorrow for me. Compkete waste of a day and happy birthday!
Is Sparky still here?
Idonno
How was your last day of school?!
Thrust, if you're here, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I forgot to post it last night. Happy almost late birthday! Here, this link is for you.
http://blog-of-random-things.blogspot.kr/2012/06/happy-birthday-thrust-ominous.html
Sorry, one comment. In a hurry. Bbl. Bye!
Again, happy birthday Thrust!
O.o
I think I need to use DB again as a door stop. Im not kidding it got so windy at 4am i grabbed a random thick book to keep my door from slamming. I grabbed DB i thought it felt like i spelled the title
Wow thanks, lav!!
What now, zaf?
Oh. Its funny the things you understand, after making yourself look stupid asking the question.
Im getting my semester report tomorrow. My little bro got two A's. I bet I can beat that.
Maybe.
Hay?
Titanic HISHE. Lol
Uh, not that this is boring, but, you know, it is...
Hi!
What's boring?
The silence
Hi Eve!
Oh, right
I was just reading about cemeteries and a cat that will soon be demonic. I just know it.
Hm mh
I hope a get at least one A I hope I hope I hope I hope
Thanks for reminding me about reports
Are you getting yours this week?
I suppose so...
Yes, now I think about it
Bye Eve!
Bye Eve! Uhh *groans* reports...
Hey Helena
Hey Nix!
*makes a paper mache bird*
http://i.imgur.com/2Od29.gif hehehe. Nice bird Nix.
Uh...kay
Uhkay
What kind of bird is it?
Do you have any funny gifs?
*inspects bird*
It's a... a...
*bird flies away*
... Guess we'll never know
Nup. Not a one
Uh, wait. Maybe...
hello all!
Yes...?
*reads previous comments*
i got my report yesterday
i didnt do too well...
compaired to previous years
You gave us the links from your computer.
Uh, whatever
Hello!
hi Cal!
Hi Cal!
I just over-read previous comments. Er - did you get your report yet?
Not till friday
Ah. Well, good luck! I'm sure you'll do brilliantly.
Yeah... Um... Maybe
(that is the voice of confidence, am I wrong?)
Yes. Don't do the '...um...Maybe' part.
Aha. But other than that, you're all good.
Unless you're talking about my comment - which I should elaborate that yes, it is my voice of confidence in your ability.
... Did that make any sense?
oki doki Nix!
have a nice dinner!
What about you, Miss? Gotten your reports yet? :)
yeah, got them yesterday
didnt do too well compaired to other years
but i dont mind
Balg
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