Friday, May 4, 2012

Mmmmm Violence...

Glory be, glory be, it's done. Finished. Done and dusted. Over. Practically. Almost.

The edits are all done. I have the weekend to go over KOTW one more time and then we send it to the copyeditor. The copyeditor basically makes sure I haven't made any huge mistakes, and corrects all the little ones before it's too late. She'll tweak and suggest and cut and replace, and then she'll send the manuscript back to me and I'll make my final adjustments, and that'll be it. Boom. Over.

Right now, the book clocks in at 134,729 words. Considering that Death Bringer was marginally over 118,000 words, that's quite a substantial increase. Golly gee, it's gonna be a big book! We're going to have to reduce the font size again to cram as many words onto the page as possible, but our font size is typically big anyway, so at least we have room to play with.

This is the first book where I've had serious discussions with my editor about the level of violence. (Well, I say serious... he was TRYING to be serious and I was making jokes, but you know...)

It's a weird thing, to write a series, because the readers get older as the books are released. Valkyrie gets older, the situations she finds herself in become more grown-up, and the themes get darker and darker as the end approaches. What all this means is that occasionally I fall into the trap of assuming that the Skulduggery readership is able to handle whatever I throw at them. And for the most part, they are.

But there will ALWAYS be new readers. There will ALWAYS be a nine year old who picks up the books for the first time and reads them in a few weeks. And it's unfair to expect that nine year old to be able to deal with content that is more suited to teenagers and adults. So where does that leave me?

In a weird place, that's where. On one hand, I've NEVER viewed this series as strictly children's books, and that view just keeps getting stronger and stronger as Valkyrie gets older. But on the other hand, I have a responsibility to the younger readers to not give them anything they can't handle.

And all of this makes me ever-so-thankful that we have such a thing as editors. I wrote this book in two and a half months of sheer WORK. There was no time to doubt myself and no time for second guesses. Whatever I put down on the page stayed on the page. When you have a more relaxed timetable you can afford to wonder about what you've just written but when the deadline is rushing towards you like a screaming train you just WRITE. With that in mind, I'm not surprised at all that I went too far in some areas. And it was so much FUN.

The battle still isn't over, by the way. Nick, my editor, still thinks I could be a little less bloodthirsty, while I think I'm just bloodthirsty enough. Some serious things happen in this book, and I reckon I needed to be as brutal and uncompromising as possible in order to achieve what I needed to achieve. But we have another week or so of him trying to be serious and me making jokes before I have to make the final decision.

And now a picture!


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Eve the ROCK said...

I dedicate this page to zoo animals and spontaneity!

deadman chicken said...

ein zwei drei vear fĂșnf sech sebein
auch neun zehn. i can count to ten yip yip.

Izz said...

Forensic Pathologists do post-mortems.
I think I watch too much Silent Witness...

Actus Reus = guilty act
Mens Rea = guilty mind
You need both to make someone guilty enough to be charged. Apparently.

Star Inkbright said...

DED RIGHT GO TO EVE!

Nien lorelei, ich nicht know gemacht. Das ist cool:)

*hopes i got that right . . . *

Whatever. No, lorelei, i didn't know. That's cool:)

Izz said...

I'm bored. Can you tell?

Star Inkbright said...

*RIGHTS

Star Inkbright said...

Nien.

Izz said...

Gut.
......................d.d..d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a..a.a.a.a.a.a.d..d.dd.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.dd.d.d.d.d.d.d.d..d.d.d.d.dd.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.
tod

Nixion Strange said...

I'm thinking of a carer in phycology

Star Inkbright said...

*is laughing sehr hard*

SOMEONE IN GONE JUST GOT A KEYBOARD FACE!

*is still laughing*

If you don't get the joke, don't ask.

Izz said...

You know what Star?
You should watch Inspector Rex. It's and Austrian crime show about a police dog called Rex.
It's all in German (but obviously with subtitles).

Star Inkbright said...

*turns back to book, reads next sentence, and starts laughing again*

Nixion Strange said...

*glares at Star*
I'm watching a movie, be back every few adds
*leaves*

Izz said...

I don't get the joke and I'm not game to ask anyway.

Izz said...

I don't think that's how you spell it Nix.

Star Inkbright said...

Hmm. Yeah. But i'd prefer to learn visually seeing as i have a visual memory and learning words without seeing them written down sounds sehr hard for me. Much easier to see them then find out how they're said.

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you keyboard face.

Izz said...

Gone as in the book?

It's not for learning. It's for loaughing at beautiful german shepherd dog as he tricks the police officers into giving up their ham rolls.

Izz said...

*laughing

Star Inkbright said...

K.

I'm just saying, i wouldn't learn much from it.

Ja, Gone as in the book.

Izz said...

The first one?

Star Inkbright said...

Ja. I'm 346 pages through. Reading it for the first time.

Izz said...

have you seen the double rainbow guy?
And the songify version of him?

Luciana said...

I HAVE TO SHARE MY EXCITEMENT WITH YOU (this actually cheered me up a little, and I am no longer depressed, which is goodddd)...
I HAVE MY FIRST TEN-THOUSAND WORDS OF MY FIRST STORY TOGETHER. I have loads of other chapters all over the place, but I am proud because the first ten-thousand are in order. XD Yay. Happy times.

Star Inkbright said...

Gtg now but i'll bb in about 10.

Violent Spork said...

Hello freds of the world!Yes I said Fred. I also like ramblings. Not that you need to know but i threw up last night, and frankly i feel complete RUBBISH! Im sat now, on a settee, in some checked pink p-j's! And im pressing buttons on a laptop. While being stupid and such. What not. What not. I like that! Yay! 622nd! Very far from 1 but still! Yay, ba-bye now!

Star Inkbright said...

YAAAAAAAAAAY YOU L!

Violent Spork said...

Oh hello!

Luciana said...

Bye, Star.

Violent Spork said...

Hi! Say hi back please

Izz said...

k servus Star.

I will warn you, sh*t gets real in Gone. Very real.

Izz said...

Hi back please

Violent Spork said...

Cool pic. It looks AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Violent Spork said...
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Izz said...

Danke (means thanks in german)

What should we call you?

Violent Spork said...

Ring ring banana phone!

Violent Spork said...

emmmmm how about Toffee?

Eve the ROCK said...

Awwwww. Bears are so cute.

Izz said...

*shrug*
Works for me.
So Toffee. Do you drink coffee?

Izz said...

yeah Eve. they're all kisses and hugs until dinner time.

Violent Spork said...

bbblllllllllaaaaaaaa! As his homepage on his laptop, my bro has a grizzly bear, on a shark, surfing with an eyepatch shooting a machine gun (cartoon obviously.) Random huh?

Violent Spork said...

No i hate coffee. I like toffee though

Eve the ROCK said...

*wayches bear bat the tranquilizer gun away and roar* Ah.

Luciana said...

Hello, person I have never talked to before. I'm L. Nice to meet you (online, that is).

Will be distant, determined to get to 15K words, together, today. X3

Eve the ROCK said...

*watches

Luciana said...

Hello, person I have never talked to before. I'm L. Nice to meet you (online, that is).

Will be distant, determined to get to 15K words, together, today. X3

Izz said...

indeed.
I have now officially run out of conversation starters.

Violent Spork said...

Ninja turtle!

Violent Spork said...

Hoiw about that as a conversation starter? Maybe Fred the potato could be a conversation starter

Star Inkbright said...

Back!

Hi Toffee! Hi eve!

Izz said...

SQUAWK!

Violent Spork said...

Hi star!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Starfish!

Violent Spork said...

Woah. I never realised but i have toes!

Izz said...

Distant for a bit. brushing teeth.

Violent Spork said...

Check this out on you tube: Special Fred and Potter puppet pals: the mysterious ticking noise! It is AWESOME!!!!!!! EPICNESS TO THE EPIC MAX!!!!!!!11

Eve the ROCK said...

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape...

Star Inkbright said...

I used to have a pollypocket called Starfish.

*face saddens* and one called Star . . . Which had nothing to do with my name.

Star was one of my fav pollypockets . . . But then i lost her. Near a river. I renamed the river the River Star. *is sehr sad*

Star, i'll never forget you.

Violent Spork said...

Oh so you know it? Snape snape severus snape, snape, snape, severus snape. DUMBLEDOOR!

Star Inkbright said...

I'VE HEARD OF THAT ONE!

A few years ago.

My friend wouldn't stop ron weasleying for a whole day. Es war swhr annoying. Whenever i think of ron i think of that ron weasley tune thingy.

Izz said...

I used to have pollypockets...
I can't remember if they had names though.

Star Inkbright said...

Ron, ron, ron ron WEASley . . .

Violent Spork said...

What are polly pockets? Im a girl, i just dont do girly stuff. Are they girly? Going back to my first question: What are pollypockets?

Star Inkbright said...

Mine did. I had tons.

Playing with them was just like making up stories, only i could actually hold the characters in my hands.

Izz said...

*shudder*
i hate that thing.

Violent Spork said...

What are pollypockets? Im begging you here coz im getting really confused

Izz said...

Girly. But fun all the same.

Violent Spork said...

Lorelei im confused, is your profile pic a turnip?

Star Inkbright said...

Um, like barbies, but smaller, with plastic hair, rubber clothes, and loads more awesomeness. The new ones are crap. The very old ones were apparently a lot tinier. The ones in the middle were BRILL.

Star Inkbright said...

Ja, es ist a turnip.

Luciana said...

I shall reach 15K by midnight tonight (I hope!)!!!!! I think I might be getting way too excited, about this...

Violent Spork said...

Oh, ok. I just googled them. I have never had them. But by what your saying they are pretty good. I just dont play with that stuff. Random fact: When i was in Y5 (year five) I went to Y6 for english. It was complete cr#p.

Zathract Mist said...

...?

?

???

Star Inkbright said...

Nien L - ES IST EXCITING!!!!!!!!!

15K by midnight? YAAAAAAAY!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi rain!

Izz said...

Nein! EVIL turnip.

Computer going flat.
Auf wiedersehen alle!!

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you lorelei!

Luciana said...

I HAVE LIKE.....Five thousand to write in around twelve hours....Wish me luck! I'll probably be here, unless I go out (then I shall give myself extra time, because I would have lost it...But, yeah). So I am likely to be here all day, just very distant! :'3

Hey, Mist.

Luciana said...

Bye, Lorelei! *waves*

Star Inkbright said...

K L.

Willow Storm said...

Hi everyone! How are you all?

Star Inkbright said...

Hi white!

You are, like, famous, you know. We all hear about you before we meet you. You're famous like Dragona and Kallista and Octaboona.

Star Inkbright said...

I'm okay. You?

Luciana said...

Hey, Willow.

And Star, you're pretty well known, too. Just like I am a pretty well known admin on FB. :'3 I love the Skuttlebugs, such a nice fandom. :')

Willow Storm said...

I'm good.

Star Inkbright said...

Yeah, but has anyone heard about me lots of times before they met me?

Luciana said...

Yes, they have Star. I heard of you before I first talked to you. I heard of most of you before I first started talking to you.

Zathract Mist said...

You had to be,
In worse for me,
I don't know what to say so let me be,
And now I find,
You left me behind,
I don't know what to say so never mind...

Hi, Willow!

Star Inkbright said...

REALLY???

YAY! I'M FAMOUS!

I heard of sparky before i spoke to her. She was sehr famous. And i heard of eve. Anyone else, my memory is so bad i can't remember.

Luciana said...

Yeah, seriously. I heard of most of you before I first spoke to you. You're all pretty well known. It's like with Becky, Ellie, Joe, Andrew, Nathan and Jordan on the SP page on FB. Most people know of them, before they talk to them, too. It's just one of those things. You've made a name, for yourself.

Willow Storm said...

Ugh. Stardoll is pissing me off.

Zathract Mist said...

I didn't hear of anyone because my first appearance on the blog I happened to meet everyone.

I'm not famous...

Zathract Mist said...

That's a good thing I think.

No one should be burdened with having to deal with my company.

Star Inkbright said...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

*is happy*

Ever since i found out about blogland, I've always wanted to be famous in it. Looks like i finally managed it:)

Thanks L.

Star Inkbright said...

You are, rain.

Star Inkbright said...

Oh yes, because if i speak to you i'll die a slow, torturous death. *sarcasm*

Luciana said...

Mist, yes you are. I knew of you, too! Sparky was the first I heard of, then the rest of you. And I am glad I started talking to you, all! Because you're all amazing.

Zathract Mist said...

I'm not. And don't want to be.

There's only one reason I'm still here.

*smiles at the thought of the reason and sits under the tree*

Star Inkbright said...

Ja, sparky is sehr famous.

Eve the ROCK said...

*sits on a branch*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi eve!

Luciana said...

You are, though! And you're an awesome person to talk to! Not to mention the fact that you tend to understand how it feels to be depressed and everything, but you're still here - to me, that's inspirational, Mist! Seriously, you guys, ALL of you guys, have helped me through the past few months, just being there to talk and help me to smile for even a second...I don't think I'd have made it through without you guys, y'know? You're all amazing people and I don't care if you disagree with me, because it won't change my opinion on you.

Willow Storm said...

I knew of nearly everyone because I sat beside Pink Rose, one of my best friends. So I knew who was who.

Luciana said...

Hey, Eve. *waves*

Zathract Mist said...

*looks up at Eve*

Hi. :)

Zathract Mist said...

Thanks L. I still don't believe it though. *laughs*

Star Inkbright said...

*feels all warm and fuzzy inside*

I'm honoured, L.

Luciana said...

You should believe it, the truth is sometimes a horrible thing...But this time, it's not.
If you're anything like me, you choose to believe things like this aren't true and because it's not true, things don't seem as bad, because there's nothing good for it to be compared to...

Eve the ROCK said...

Good Saturday, Luciana.

*smiles down at Mist* Hi.

Zathract Mist said...

I'm...not sure I entirely understood that.

Star Inkbright said...

*reads it through mulriple times slowly*

I think i get it now, L.

Luciana said...

I never make sense to anyone, t'is fine...I should be getting back to writing, now, anyway. I will be here, but I'll be distant, my break is over. :)

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, and hi, Starling!

Zathract Mist said...

I should continue editing Zathract Mist too.

Star Inkbright said...

*mutters out of corner of mouth*

(Next time call me Starly. Just a suggestion)

Eve the ROCK said...

THAT IS AN ADORABLE POKEMON!

And I was going to call you that next anyway.

Star Inkbright said...

Coolio! :)

My brother used to be mad on Starlys.

Eve the ROCK said...

I was just love Eevees. XD

Star Inkbright said...

Muh-huh.

I like lotsa pokemon.

Eve the ROCK said...

Laaaaaa! I want a zoo

Willow Storm said...

I am off to disapear, bye!
*Leaves hugs for those who want them*

Luciana said...

Bye, Willow. *waves*

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you white! *accepts hug*

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Willow!

Zathract Mist said...

*refuses hug*

I don't deserve a hug. Bye, Willow.

Eve the ROCK said...

And you, are, the only exception...

Zathract Mist said...

REPEAT. IT WAS A REPEAT!

Eve the ROCK said...

I KNOW! IT SUCKS!

Luciana said...

I like to wave...*waves some more* It's fun. *waves, again*

Zathract Mist said...

I just wrote 323 words of a filler in Ch. 2... I really ramble. A lot.

Zathract Mist said...
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Luciana said...

I refuse to ramble. Rambling is bad. Nope. Not good. Don't ramble.

Oh god, I'm going to end up rambling.....

*hangs upside down in a tree* I might be able to think better, now...Hmmm...

Star Inkbright said...

Gtg bbs!

Eve the ROCK said...

*waves to Luciana*

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Star

Zathract Mist said...

Bye, Ink.

*closes eyes and laughs*

Eve the ROCK said...

*Star!

Luciana said...

Bye, Star! *waves*

*waves at Eve*

Eve the ROCK said...

What are you laughing at? It better not be my socks. *looks down at blue socks*

Zathract Mist said...

No. *is still laughing* I'm just thinking. And your socks look cool. *wishes self had some other sock colour other than grey*

Eve the ROCK said...

I have red, purple, light purple, blue, purple+blue, pink+light pink, and purple+light purple BED SOCKS. Don't get me started on my day socks.

Star Inkbright said...

Back!

Zathract Mist said...

I won't.

...

*starts laughing again*

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Starly!

Eve the ROCK said...

What? What is it? *starts throwing acorns*

Zathract Mist said...

Agh!

*take cover from acorns*

My hand started bleeding on Friday because I whacked an acorn. That hurt. *wonders why self can't stop laughing*

Zathract Mist said...

*takes

Zathract Mist said...

Hi, Ink.

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay, now I'm watching Terminator 2

Star Inkbright said...

Msd.

I have pink+blue, pink, brown, white, red, red+white, and . . . Probably other colours that i can't remember of top of my head. That's day socks.

Star Inkbright said...

I don't have bed socks

Eve the ROCK said...

My elbow has jumper fluff on it from yesterday since I whacked cement.

Zathract Mist said...

*tries to stop laughing*

*starts laughing in real life*

This is hopeless.

Zathract Mist said...

STAR WARS
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

*is actually watching this now*

I'm addicted again! Yay!

*does the Star Wars dance*

Eve the ROCK said...

There is no Star Wars dance.

Hahahahaha

Arnie: *takes the man's gun*

*walks up to him*

*takes his sunglasses*

*is now wearing awesome sunglasses*

Eve the ROCK said...

Cats? Why cats?

Zathract Mist said...

Everybody wants to be a cat,
Because a cat's the only cat, who knows where it's at...

Lord Vlaedr said...

I get a feeling its a bad time...

Luciana said...

QUESTION.
What would be your perfect date? (I haven't been on a date in ages, and I am pretty weird when it comes to dates, anyway...That's why I am asking you guys).

Zathract Mist said...

Um...

I don't really want to talk about that kind of thing right now, L. Sorry.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Vlaedr!

Hi Val!

I would like to be a cat.

Zathract Mist said...

*stops laughing and goes empty again*

Hi Val.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi, here for a minute

Lord Vlaedr said...

Val, *nods* , and other people, *nods again*.

Lord Vlaedr said...

I am with Val in that aspect. Hey nix.

Zathract Mist said...

Never actually been on a date either.

*shuts up on the subject entirely now*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi people who said hi to me.

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Vlaedr

Nixion Strange said...

Perfect date? For some reason I want to go see a movie with Lynxia, then get something to eat. Don't ask me why i want the movie and then food, but i do...

Nixion Strange said...

I have never actually been on a date

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Nix....

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm too young to do that kind of stuff. I've never had a boyfriend either. (Of course, that doesn't meean I haven't been asked...)

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Nix

Luciana said...

Hello.

And...Nix, the majority of my dates are movie then food. :L GAHHHH. I need to think of something else...

I've been on plenty of dates, not always as much fun as you'd hope...OH! IDEA. Popcorn fight! YAY.

Zathract Mist said...

*is still not feeling any happier*

*slumps against the free and hums Nothing Else Matters quietly*

Zathract Mist said...

*tree

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, by the way, I won't be on tomorrow. There's a slim chance that i might be on around 7, but i probably won't

Nixion Strange said...

7 at night, btw

Luciana said...

Mist....You've now got Nothing Else Matters, in my head...

Nixion Strange said...

Okay, i gotta go now. See you all whenever i see you all!
Bye!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't even know what Nothing Else Matters is

Zathract Mist said...

Easier said than done. *takes a bite out of the cupcake grimly*

Thanks.

Zathract Mist said...

Nothing Else Matters is a Metallica song. A sadder one. At that. Fade to Black is better though.

*huns that instead*

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Nix!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You're welcome.

Luciana said...

Bye, Nix! *waves*

Fade to Black, is good, too. I listen to that like every night. Right now I am listening to Nothing Else Matters. Have you heard Disturbed's cover of Fade To Black? That's good, too.

Zathract Mist said...

I have. I really like that.

Luciana said...

I always listen to songs like that when I am in a depressive mood, but I am in the middle, today. So I am listening to pretty much anything that comes on. X3 Ooh...Tenacious D's new album is out in May.... XD

Zathract Mist said...

*is looking through photos*

...Oh...

*looks at the ground and discards camera*

Eve the ROCK said...

Not moi.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Good. So I am not the only little lonely lamb here, that never had a date.

Mist, I get the feeling you are telling us to ask about you're dating experiences...

"Never actually been on a date either.

*shuts up on the subject entirely now* "

Zathract Mist said...

Boom.

Illustria (GNoire) said...
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Luciana said...

Not me.
I am currently listening to anything Metallica, whilst wearing an Iron Maiden - Power Slave hoodie...Like a boss. ;D Oh and I am writing murder. xD

Illustria (GNoire) said...

I just noticed how long it's been since I said anything on this blog..
I check it everyday but most of the time when I do the comments are filled up... :o
So, how is everyone?

Niamhy Jay said...

I know of a play called Blood Brothers

Oh, HI!!

Zathract Mist said...

I'm not, Vlaedr. I really don't want to talk about this now...

*looks away from Eve and picks at grass*

Ded time...

Luciana said...

Yeah, I saw the musical of Blood Brothers, in London on a school trip...

And HELLO.


BATTERY. XD

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...
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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, I'm not talking about the musical.

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