Friday, May 4, 2012

Mmmmm Violence...

Glory be, glory be, it's done. Finished. Done and dusted. Over. Practically. Almost.

The edits are all done. I have the weekend to go over KOTW one more time and then we send it to the copyeditor. The copyeditor basically makes sure I haven't made any huge mistakes, and corrects all the little ones before it's too late. She'll tweak and suggest and cut and replace, and then she'll send the manuscript back to me and I'll make my final adjustments, and that'll be it. Boom. Over.

Right now, the book clocks in at 134,729 words. Considering that Death Bringer was marginally over 118,000 words, that's quite a substantial increase. Golly gee, it's gonna be a big book! We're going to have to reduce the font size again to cram as many words onto the page as possible, but our font size is typically big anyway, so at least we have room to play with.

This is the first book where I've had serious discussions with my editor about the level of violence. (Well, I say serious... he was TRYING to be serious and I was making jokes, but you know...)

It's a weird thing, to write a series, because the readers get older as the books are released. Valkyrie gets older, the situations she finds herself in become more grown-up, and the themes get darker and darker as the end approaches. What all this means is that occasionally I fall into the trap of assuming that the Skulduggery readership is able to handle whatever I throw at them. And for the most part, they are.

But there will ALWAYS be new readers. There will ALWAYS be a nine year old who picks up the books for the first time and reads them in a few weeks. And it's unfair to expect that nine year old to be able to deal with content that is more suited to teenagers and adults. So where does that leave me?

In a weird place, that's where. On one hand, I've NEVER viewed this series as strictly children's books, and that view just keeps getting stronger and stronger as Valkyrie gets older. But on the other hand, I have a responsibility to the younger readers to not give them anything they can't handle.

And all of this makes me ever-so-thankful that we have such a thing as editors. I wrote this book in two and a half months of sheer WORK. There was no time to doubt myself and no time for second guesses. Whatever I put down on the page stayed on the page. When you have a more relaxed timetable you can afford to wonder about what you've just written but when the deadline is rushing towards you like a screaming train you just WRITE. With that in mind, I'm not surprised at all that I went too far in some areas. And it was so much FUN.

The battle still isn't over, by the way. Nick, my editor, still thinks I could be a little less bloodthirsty, while I think I'm just bloodthirsty enough. Some serious things happen in this book, and I reckon I needed to be as brutal and uncompromising as possible in order to achieve what I needed to achieve. But we have another week or so of him trying to be serious and me making jokes before I have to make the final decision.

And now a picture!


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Illustria (GNoire) said...

HI and HELLO to you too xD

Zathract Mist said...

I have Val. Told you a while back.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Gwyneth! Do you remember me?

Luciana said...

The musical is all I know. *shrugs and starts singing Enter Sandman*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh yeah, I remember that Mist.

Lord Vlaedr said...

"Ded time?" Mist?

Illustria (GNoire) said...

Of course I do! How could I ever forget when we chanted for Derek's arrival together? :D

Luciana said...

Will be distant. Just reached over 11K...

Lord Vlaedr said...

"A long f*cking time ago, the was a little town, called Chikapoo. And in that town lived a humble family, religous through and through...."

Lord Vlaedr said...

"A long f*cking time ago, the was a little town, called Chikapoo. And in that town lived a humble family, religous through and through...."

Illustria (GNoire) said...

I'm good! Tired and a bit irritated, but I'm swell. xD
How are you? c:

Willow Storm said...

Hi again.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Tired. It's barely six in the morning here. But there's streamers in my room, and that makes everything better.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Willow, *nods*, we havent met. I am new here. Should I say my "Greeting Message", Mist?

Zathract Mist said...

Dedication time.

I can play enter sandman on guitar. That's my favourite Metallica song.

Illustria (GNoire) said...

Don't think I've met you either. Hi Willow!

Lord Vlaedr said...

I like playing "Welcome Home", by Coheed and Cambria on my guitar. Its the best.

Answer my question, you have not Mist?

Luciana said...

It's one of my favourites, I don't think I can choose a single favourite song, though...I used to be able to play Welcome Home, but I've not touched a guitar in years, so I probably fail, now. :L

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I can't play guitar... I can play cello, though

Willow Storm said...

*Waves to the people she has not met*
Hi.

Luciana said...

I used to be able to play guitar, drums (drum kit - I've not seen it in forever, though :L) and keyboard...I bet I fail now, though.

Luciana said...

Hello, again, Willow.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Mist?

Zathract Mist said...

*half shrugs and closes eyes*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Tip: Do your best to avoid being hit in the eye with a basketball. It hurts.

Willow Storm said...

It really does.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Basketball? Interesting...

Fine, I will ignore Mist's half-hearted replies. Willow, here is my "Greeting Message":

Hi Willow, I am Lord Vlaedr. Call me Vlaedr. I am not a Vampire. I hate Vampires!

Luciana said...

And nothing else matters.

Willow Storm said...

OK. Hello.

Lord Vlaedr said...

*sigh* No one these days appreciate a good Greeting Message...

Luciana said...

11.5K!!!!!!!!!!

Willow Storm said...

Did I say I didn't appreciate it?

Eve the ROCK said...

*walks in, incredibly creeped out*

Luciana said...

AMERICAN IDIOT. <3 XD

Zathract Mist said...

What happened?

Eve the ROCK said...
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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi!!! *waves like i just woke up*

Eve the ROCK said...

Well, if any big disaster happens this year, just...let me know, alright?

...

Hi Zafira!

Zathract Mist said...

Why...?

Luciana said...

Hello, Zaf! *waves*

I AM IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD, RIGHT NOW. XDDDDDD I don't even know why...OH WELL. XD

Eve the ROCK said...

I think it's better if I didn't say. You'll either think I'm absolutely nuts or you'll believe me, which is...probably worse...

Zathract Mist said...

Please tell me...please?

Luciana said...

Summer has come and past, the innocence can never last. Wake me up, when September ends.
Like my fathers come to pass, seven years has gone so fast.
Wake me up, when September ends.
Here comes the rain. again. Falling from the stars.
Drenched in my pain, again, becoming who we are.
As my memory rests...


I LOVE THIS SONGGG. XD

Eve the ROCK said...

...Okay...but I'll...I'll email it...coz Im weird like that...

Zathract Mist said...

Okay. Thank you.

*waits for email*

Willow Storm said...

I have to go now Bye!
*Leaves a banquet off food and hugs*

Zathract Mist said...

Bye Willow...

Lord Vlaedr said...

Wow. This conversation burns with boredom.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Ooooh! Food!

*tackles banquet*

Lord Vlaedr said...

*starts dragging table of food to cave*

Myyyyy preccioouuusss.....

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

FOOOD!!! Gimme gimme i attack for food!!

Luciana said...

ASDFGHJKL. I AM DOING WELL. I think I am going to aim for 13K for today, though. ^_^

Eve the ROCK said...

Sent.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I hate running. Its my least favorite thing cuz my gym teacher tortured us with running.

Zathract Mist said...

Thanks.

*checks email*

Lord Vlaedr said...

*screeches*

Not the Precious!!!!

*puts table on back and runs for cave of safety*

Lord Vlaedr said...

*gobbles up every thing in cave*

Ha!

Eve the ROCK said...

Ive never been so scared of midnight...

Zathract Mist said...

Replied.
I won't be sleeping tonight, I hope you realize, because of that email.

Zathract Mist said...

MSD.

Luciana said...

11.680! XDDDD

I might be getting too obsessed with this writing malarkey...

Zathract Mist said...

I dedicate this page to...

...

Luciana said...

Oops. I missed out the K. :L

11.680K...That makes more sense, now...Heh, heh, heh. *le is a failure*

Luciana said...

666, the number of the beast. X)

Eve the ROCK said...

Replied...

*hides under blankets*

Aquila Felis said...

*cat walks in, sees a comfy-looking hill of blankets, and curls up on top of it*

Zathract Mist said...

Replied...

Aquila Felis said...

*happily sits there and meows a 'Hello!'*

Luciana said...

Hello, I'm L, nice to meet you! *waves and gets up from hanging upside down* I forgot I was upside down.... *smiles*

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Aquila

Replied

Aquila Felis said...

*jumps down and changes to human*
Hi Eve and L, nice to meet you. ^^

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Val

*is still hiding*

Zathract Mist said...

Reeeeeeplied.

*is so freaked out it has made me high*

Zathract Mist said...

*throws a blanket over Eve and wraps self in one*

*shivers*

Eve the ROCK said...

Replied

Aquila Felis said...

*gives Eve and Zathract a cookie*
Cookies help with everything.

Eve the ROCK said...

*is shaking slightly irl*

Luciana said...

Papercut..

Eve the ROCK said...

*looks at cookie*

*shrieks and throws it away*

Sorry, Aquila. I don't eat cookies.

Aquila Felis said...

Huh... *gives Eve a cookie shaped piece of apple*
Better?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Cookies!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah. *eats apple* Thanks.

Aquila Felis said...

*gives Zafira a cookie, too*

Before you wonder, I have a never ending supply.
I also have a hedgehog army. :P ^^

Zathract Mist said...

*eats cookie and feels worse*

Thanks anyway...replied.

Eve the ROCK said...

Mm. I think we can stop talking by email now.

*smiles slightly* I hope I didn't give you any bad dreams.

Aquila Felis said...

Hmm...
Zathract, do you happen to be ticklish?
*is hiding a feather behind her back*

Eve the ROCK said...

LAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Lalalalalala!

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm only ticklish on my feet.

Luciana said...

I'M AN ALIEN, SHHHHHHH.

Eve the ROCK said...

WHAT?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

E.T. GO HOME!!!!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

PHONE HOME!! PHONE HOME!!!!!

abbs-a-roo said...

hey my fellow minions!
how's it goin'?

Eve the ROCK said...

Hello abbs-a-roo

abbs-a-roo said...

does anyone know when the auditions are for valkyrie cain? :)

Eve the ROCK said...

No...

Eve the ROCK said...

Think Mist disappeared...

Eve the ROCK said...

I'll try to sleep now. Bye!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*tries to think of something random to shout out*


I thought of something!

IM GOING TO IRELAND NEXT YEAR!!!!

abbs-a-roo said...

hey is there anyway one there or r people just ignorin me now?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

That was about the auditions thing

abbs-a-roo said...

there's only one way to find out! *dramatic pause* the golden god derek

Luciana said...

MY HOME WAS DESTROYED. *tries to act human*

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Eve!
*puts the feather away*
I just thought, tickling someone until they laugh might work against whatever he was scared of.. ^^

abbs-a-roo said...

i'm confused :p

Luciana said...

Bye, EVE! *waves*

AND NO FILM, SO NO AUDITIONS. Js.

abbs-a-roo said...

y is there no film????? :'o

Aquila Felis said...

Hi abbs-a-roo, I'm not ignoring you.
That rhymes, and what rhymes is good.
(Sorry. Pumuckel reference. You don't have to get it.)

abbs-a-roo said...

thanks 4 not ignoring me :)

Aquila Felis said...

You're welcome. ^^
Besides, ignoring a fellow minion wouldn't be nice, would it?

Luciana said...

*headwall*
Okay, there's not going to be a film, at least not until all the books have been released. Derek told us that he's going to be busy concentrating on the books. There may or may not be a film, but if there is then it won't be for years.

And Val, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?!?! I shall blow up Earth...But not yet...It's not the right day of the week.

Aquila Felis said...

What IS the right day of the week to blow up earth?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Look at what I just said

Zathract Mist said...

I didn't die! But my Internet did.

And no I'm not ticklish.

Sleeping now. Bye.

Aquila Felis said...

Val, but... I'd prefer mondays...
*has PE on mondays*

abbs-a-roo said...

i shall leave and cry now ba-bye

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Zathract!

Aquila Felis said...

*gives tissue*
Bye abbs!

Luciana said...

On a Wednesday...I DON'T WANT TO WAIT UNTIL WEDNESDAY.......Hmph. *le storms off*

Aquila Felis said...

Well, tbh...
I read the SP books in German. And it's not been translated yet, as far as I know. ^^

Luciana said...

Bye, whoever is leaving! *waves and throws cupcakes at them*

Flame Phoenix said...

DEREK

DO youknow the way you have another week to add things and stuff, could you like add me as a cameo?


PLEASE.
You did it for Kallista and Rosella. And I'm close to being the longest on the blog, that comes on reguralrily. But, actually, I am the longest on the blog. If you granted my wish, i'd would travel to dublin, just to like, say thanks.

AND is there a way i can email you, that'd you respond to?

And is there a way you could read my stuff, dodging the legal laws and stuff?

P.s, Im irish. And a boy. We have a lot in common. *winks*

Now, *skips off into sunset* Lalalalalala.

Aquila Felis said...

Flame:
I doubt you are the one who was on the blogs the longest. As in, really doubt it. 0o

Star Inkbright said...

HI PEOPLE!

If anyone here doesn't know me, then . . .

YOU SHOULD DO! Coz i come here every single day. Mwah ha ha.

Flame Phoenix said...

Aquil:

Of the ones that come on reguguralily, (such bad speeling, forgive)...

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Star! Or Ink? Hi, anyway. ^^

Flame Phoenix said...

Star, Sparky says no..


And, When did Zath change his name, to, 'Rain'...

Star Inkbright said...

He's the REGULAR who's been on the longest, aquila.

Aquila Felis said...

Well, I USED to come on regularily...
*pouts*
You can find me on several old posts. ^^

Flame Phoenix said...

Just several?

you can find me, on, at least thirty.

*grins and then realises that sounds sad*

Star Inkbright said...

Awwwwwww . . . *pulls face*

Yes, aquila, star or ink. Your choice.

Rain put the rain in his name when he was going tgrough his depression phase. It's mostly over now:)

Is the second longest regular sparky? Or val?

???

Aquila Felis said...

Flame, I couldn't be bothered to count... ^^
I was on regularily for... maybe a year? Roughly. It's been a while, though.

Flame Phoenix said...

Nah ive been on more blog psits.

And Val, she came in may, then sparky in june...

Flame Phoenix said...

DEREK

DO youknow the way you have another week to add things and stuff, could you like add me as a cameo?


PLEASE.
You did it for Kallista and Rosella. And I'm close to being the longest on the blog, that comes on reguralrily. But, actually, I am the longest on the blog. If you granted my wish, i'd would travel to dublin, just to like, say thanks.

AND is there a way i can email you, that'd you respond to?

And is there a way you could read my stuff, dodging the legal laws and stuff?

P.s, Im irish. And a boy. We have a lot in common. *winks*

Star Inkbright said...

I only arrived in january . . .

And, aquila, the old regulars don't count. It's nothing personal, it's just that we don't know who lots of them are . . .

Old regulars who now reside in chat, i call chations.

WE ARE THE BLOGLANDIANS AND THE EIOUEMGG! PRONOUCED EIOUEMGG!

(EIOUEMGG = Insane Outsane Unsane and Exsane Minions of the Golden God)

Aquila Felis said...

LOL, chations. I kinda like that. ^^
And, some of them come around at times? More often than I do. I'm sure you've seen Kallista before. Or Skyril? And NJ is one, too.

Aquila Felis said...

Oh, and we old ones used to call us bloglanders. ^^

Zathract Mist said...
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Star Inkbright said...

Seen all of them!

Kallista is a legend. I heard of her a long time before i saw her.

Aquila Felis said...

Hi again Zathract!
*waves*

Flame Phoenix said...

we call us, the bloglandions..

Oh and Hi Mist

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hey Flame! Go check your email.

Aquila Felis said...

Kal is great. She's the queen, y'know? ;)
And she's blog-married to the one and only Purple Poet. ^^

Aquila Felis said...

Purple Poet being his title. His name's Octaboona Ambrosius. ^^

Star Inkbright said...

*looks at Rain*

Oh, goldengoddammit.

Bloglanders sounds cool:)

EIOUEMGG is a new thing.

Zathract Mist said...
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Star Inkbright said...

Know that as well. Heard about octa from kal way before i met him . . . But i have met him:)

EIOUEMGG is pronouxed i owe you a mug.

Aquila Felis said...

*gives Zathract a chair, a warm blanket and a cup of tea*
When I'm tired, I'm usually cold.

Star Inkbright said...

Hi val, rain!

Zathract Mist said...
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Aquila Felis said...

And have you met Pyro, Octa's brother and the one who came up with REG (random evil grin)?

MonsterMouse said...

Hi Val

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I've met all the people you're talking about :)

Flame Phoenix said...

And Ocallista are my blog parents,

And would be your grandparentsif sparky had agredd to adopt you star.;.

Aquila Felis said...

Hm... I doubt making you eat something would help with that. Would it?
*gives him a cuddly teddy-bear instead*
They're great in listening and comforting.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Mouse. Did you just get here?

Aquila Felis said...

See? We're not THAT old... ;)
*tries to brush some dust of herself without letting them notice*

Lynxia Lost said...

OMGG. You guys have got to get me out of here. I have about 5 mins before my Aunt realizes that I'm on Jane's iTouch. These heals are killing my feet and I've got to be here until 10!!!

Ok, rant over.

MonsterMouse said...

Yeah, just woke up

Zathract Mist said...
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Flame Phoenix said...

*punches zath*

STOPPIT, RIGHT NOW.

Stop being depressed, its stupid.

So stop it.

I don't know whats up, but stop.

Star Inkbright said...

Umm . . . I'm not sure whether i have or not. I read all the old comments that are made on the post i'm on, so i'm not sure whether i met him or if i just saw him coming on in past comments.

I have met Red Waterfall though. That's pyro's girlfriend, right?

And, nowadays, reg is short for regular.

Aquila Felis said...

*steals Lynxia's heels, changes to a fox and chews on them until they aren't wearable anymore*
*changes back*
Now you can tell them a fox ate your shoes. If they ask.

Luciana said...

Hello, again, everyone. :)

I was just wondering...Who are all the 'regulars'? I mean, have I talked to them all...? *is confused, again*

I ALMOST MADE MYSELF CRY WITH PART OF THIS STORY.....I FAIL.

Star Inkbright said...

Hi lynxia!

LYNXIA! Today i was reading Gone, and . . . *laughs* Someone in the book got a keyboard face!

Zathract Mist said...
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Aquila Felis said...

Yup, Red is. ^^

Flame... are you sure that's the best way to help him? 0o
*prefers to give people teddy-bears*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm a regular!

And I once stayed on without sleeping for 30 hours straight!

Flame Phoenix said...

but... Anyone read the new larten crepsly book, by darren shan?

It was mazing.

Star Inkbright said...

And, flame?

:( :( :(

WHY WHY SPARKY SAY NO NO?

MonsterMouse said...

Lynxa, find a shrubbery and hide in it after you find another shrubbery to shove your chewed on shoes in.

Lynxia Lost said...

Just wait Star. Keyboard Face is in the next part of One For You. At least I think it's next...

Aquila Felis said...

Zathract, in kids programme over here there is a talking bread that loves to stare at his wall and enjoy the pattern of it, and the bread is called Bernd.
You remind me of him, atm. ^^

Star Inkbright said...

Nope flame. Sorry.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Can I have a Teddy bear to tear off its limbs and put them on other animals?

Flame Phoenix said...

we spent at least ten of those, thorty hours, annoying eachother

G2g, though, bye

Lynxia Lost said...

I'll consider it Mouse.


Sorry, no Flame. I can't stand Darren Shan.

Zathract Mist said...
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Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Flame.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Flame


Go check your email

MonsterMouse said...

its more fun tearing limbs off of things that can scream

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh damn! I can hear my Aunt coming! Have to go! Be back tomorrow!


Bye!

*hugs*

Aquila Felis said...

Val... um... I prefer them not to be torn apart... I'd feel sorry for that teddy bear. BUT, have a gummy bear instead.

Zathract, that bread tends to be depressed, too. It has too short arms for most things, and his friends, a bush and a sheep, tend to try the bushs inventions on it. Which seldom ends well.

MonsterMouse said...

Fyi my laptops dying

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Lynxia!

Star Inkbright said...

I read the saga of darren shan, and i am never.reading darren shan again, bevause they were written sehr brilliantly but they made me feel so horrible inside. I don't want to read books that make me feel like that. Sorry.

Zathract Mist said...
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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm always going to remember how I introduced myself to Flame:

Hi *kicks rachel's body in the bushes* I'm Darquesse. Would you like to donate your spine?

Zathract Mist said...
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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

1st

Aquila Felis said...

Monster (or Mouse?):
I hope it gets better soon.

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you lynxia!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Dang it

MonsterMouse said...

if we remove previous comments, do the number of comments go down?

MonsterMouse said...

Oh, and just call me mouse

Star Inkbright said...

No monster. It doesn't work like that.

Zathract Mist said...
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Star Inkbright said...

I mean, no mouse, it doesn't work like that.

Aquila Felis said...

kk Mouse. ^^

*offers Mouse's computer a battery*

MonsterMouse said...

smacks self in the forehead. has nobody noticed how awesome that turtle is?

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