Friday, May 4, 2012

Mmmmm Violence...

Glory be, glory be, it's done. Finished. Done and dusted. Over. Practically. Almost.

The edits are all done. I have the weekend to go over KOTW one more time and then we send it to the copyeditor. The copyeditor basically makes sure I haven't made any huge mistakes, and corrects all the little ones before it's too late. She'll tweak and suggest and cut and replace, and then she'll send the manuscript back to me and I'll make my final adjustments, and that'll be it. Boom. Over.

Right now, the book clocks in at 134,729 words. Considering that Death Bringer was marginally over 118,000 words, that's quite a substantial increase. Golly gee, it's gonna be a big book! We're going to have to reduce the font size again to cram as many words onto the page as possible, but our font size is typically big anyway, so at least we have room to play with.

This is the first book where I've had serious discussions with my editor about the level of violence. (Well, I say serious... he was TRYING to be serious and I was making jokes, but you know...)

It's a weird thing, to write a series, because the readers get older as the books are released. Valkyrie gets older, the situations she finds herself in become more grown-up, and the themes get darker and darker as the end approaches. What all this means is that occasionally I fall into the trap of assuming that the Skulduggery readership is able to handle whatever I throw at them. And for the most part, they are.

But there will ALWAYS be new readers. There will ALWAYS be a nine year old who picks up the books for the first time and reads them in a few weeks. And it's unfair to expect that nine year old to be able to deal with content that is more suited to teenagers and adults. So where does that leave me?

In a weird place, that's where. On one hand, I've NEVER viewed this series as strictly children's books, and that view just keeps getting stronger and stronger as Valkyrie gets older. But on the other hand, I have a responsibility to the younger readers to not give them anything they can't handle.

And all of this makes me ever-so-thankful that we have such a thing as editors. I wrote this book in two and a half months of sheer WORK. There was no time to doubt myself and no time for second guesses. Whatever I put down on the page stayed on the page. When you have a more relaxed timetable you can afford to wonder about what you've just written but when the deadline is rushing towards you like a screaming train you just WRITE. With that in mind, I'm not surprised at all that I went too far in some areas. And it was so much FUN.

The battle still isn't over, by the way. Nick, my editor, still thinks I could be a little less bloodthirsty, while I think I'm just bloodthirsty enough. Some serious things happen in this book, and I reckon I needed to be as brutal and uncompromising as possible in order to achieve what I needed to achieve. But we have another week or so of him trying to be serious and me making jokes before I have to make the final decision.

And now a picture!


4,870 comments:

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MonsterMouse said...

oh! i was first on the page!

MonsterMouse said...

I dedicate it to you for talking to me

MonsterMouse said...

it is kind of funny

deadman chicken said...

Nice to met you too valkyire *tips non-exiting hat*.

MonsterMouse said...

Hi val

Nixion Strange said...

Did Val actually leave? I couldn't tell...
Bye Val

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, no, i missed her comment.
Hi Val... again

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi again Nix.

MonsterMouse said...

Rolls eyes. the best art of the second one is were sherlock rides the pony

Nixion Strange said...

Hye, Mouse, i'd think you'd like Sherlock Holmes HISHE. Have you watched it?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh, and who was it that tipped their invisible hat to me? *tips existing fedora back*

deadman chicken said...

You sure it's not a horse?

deadman chicken said...

it was me *looks at the hat and frowns*me want.

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, be back in about 15 minutes
Bye!

MonsterMouse said...

whats HISHE and yeah, its defintely a little shaggy pony, maybe three and a half feet tall, poor thing

Eve the ROCK said...

No! I do the Sherlock Holmes tune!

*replaces humming with 'dun's*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I've got at least two fedora's. Very useful for when I want to play detective and interrogate the wall.

MonsterMouse said...

sound like you need a stuffed animal to intterogate.

Nixion Strange said...

How it Should Have Ended

http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/videos

Look for the Sherlock one

deadman chicken said...

Haha that sounds fun and ok mouse i jut thought it was a horse.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, all my stuffed animals are headless. Me and my friend decapitated them all already.

MonsterMouse said...

Bye all! have fun doing fun things.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Mouse

deadman chicken said...

bye mouse have fun yourself.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye mouse

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

TACOS!!!! *cuckd a taco at Eve's head and hides from blood sampling tools*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*chucks

Eve the ROCK said...

NO! I ONLY LIKE SOFT TACOS!

*runs after Val*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*is terrified*

Nixion Strange said...

brb

deadman chicken said...

*throw knifes at a wall*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...
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Nixion Strange said...

*eats a rainbow bear*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*catches knife and throws it back*

deadman chicken said...

*stands very still*

Nixion Strange said...

*waltzs with an iceberg*

Eve the ROCK said...

Watched the new HISHE ep.

"You Superman, I Super Mario. It is the same."

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*arches an eyebrow at Nix's iceberg*

Nixion Strange said...

I'm Batman
I'ma Mario
I'm Batman
I'ma Mario

Eve the ROCK said...

*throws mandarines at Val*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ahhhh! I hats orange citrusy things!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*hate

Nixion Strange said...

*taps dances on clouds*

Eve the ROCK said...

*throws oranges, orange grapefruits, orange limes and orange lemons*

deadman chicken said...

bye! have fun with killing or dancing with iceburgs. hopefully talk later

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Chicken

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye dead chicken!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*cries out while being plummeted by fruit*

Eve the ROCK said...

PUMMELLED! The word is PUMMELLED!

I'LL KILL YOU!

*screams and waves arms around*

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Val

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Valereno. I'll be looking forward to getting rid of these apricots...

Nixion Strange said...

*laughs as killer apples surround me*

Eve the ROCK said...

THE APPLES ARE KILLERS!

Nixion Strange said...

you'd think the red ones would be the killers, but it's actually the green ones

Eve the ROCK said...

*gapes* My cousin is a green apple.

Eve the ROCK said...

Gtg b bak soon

Bye!!$

Nixion Strange said...

*eats a red apple*
Fancy that

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Eve

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

hello!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Fire

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

have you seen the Avengers yet?

Nixion Strange said...

No, not yet...

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

oh. it's really good and funny.

Nixion Strange said...

I know. I want to see it!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

yeah.....

Nixion Strange said...

sorry, i gotta go for a while. I might be back later
Bye

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

gtg. my mum is telling me to clean up my room.

Eve the ROCK said...

Back!9

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Eve.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Mist

Zathract Mist said...

I'm watching star wars. *laughs*

Haven't seen A New Hope in ages...

Eve the ROCK said...

Only liked the prequels

Zathract Mist said...

*shakes head sadly*

You poor soul.

Eve the ROCK said...

Couldn't get over the crazy yoda

Arcanine said...

I've been reading the series since the first book was released what seems like an age ago. It took me through high school. I was 12 when I read it and am now 17 so I've grown up with the Skulduggery books more than I have with the Harry Potter series....
I guess it's true what you say about the violence, I mean reading Skulduggery isn't picnic time with lots of little fairy cakes, but a lot of the violence you leave up to us to imagine. It's great because we only make it as violent as our imaginations do. I re-read the series as you've written it so far about twice or three times a year and as I've gotten older I kind of realise just how violent the books are.... I didn't really notice it when I was younger though.
I guess what I'm really trying to say is that when you're younger and you have less experience with violence, the books that you read seem less violent.

Yeah.... I don't even know if that made sense... Whatever.

Although, since a lot of us would be older now maybe you could release an uncensored version as well? Unlikely but it's worth a shot... :)

Anyway, I can't wait for the next book!

Eve the ROCK said...

I agree with your idea, Arcanine. Agree with it I do.

Zathract Mist said...

The crazy yoda didn't make much sense but I love the original trilogy.

Star Inkbright said...

HI PEOPLE!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Star
Hi everyone else

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Ink!

Eve the ROCK said...

*nods*

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Starbucks! Hi Nix...on?

Star Inkbright said...

I might have to go somewhere in five minutes, do msd. But on the other hand, i might not . . . *is confuzzled*

See, i go to this string orchestra thing on a saturday morning every two weeks. I didn't go last week, so i assumed i was going this week. But my,mum's acting like it's not on this week . . .

I'm not going to ask her about it and remund her. If she's just forgotten, good. Then i won't have to go:)

Star Inkbright said...

STARBUCKS!

I always liked the name of Starbucks and their sign, but not the actual place especially extraly muchly.

deadman chicken said...

strbucks have very nice cookies....hello

Zathract Mist said...

I'm writing/editing so will he distant. Anyone wanna take a guess as to what I'm writing?

Nixion Strange said...

Battle for Blogland?

Star Inkbright said...

HELLO DEADMAN!

*looks at clock*

Ten minutes to nine . . . Once it's half past, i think i can stop worrying.

Star Inkbright said...

Zathract Mist?

*is going for the less likely in the hope of suceeding*

Nixion Strange said...

Uh... What If?

Nixion Strange said...

SP Fan-fic?

Star Inkbright said...

Succeeding.

I used to say a load of rubbish about sucking seeds and stuff about that word . . .

Zathract Mist said...

Yup!

Star Inkbright said...

Yup, yup or yup?

Nixion Strange said...

Yup which one?

Zathract Mist said...

Sorry, ZM.

Eve the ROCK said...

"Hi, youre watching Jake and Amir."

"At the SAME TIME."

"What?"

Nixion Strange said...

I lost track of that, i have to read it again...

Star Inkbright said...

YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

*sucks a seed* i won!

Eve the ROCK said...

"Hi, you're watching Jake and Amir."

"AND WE'RE WATCHING YOU."

"No we're not."

Eve the ROCK said...

"Hi, you're watching Jake and Amir."

"ON TV."

"Not on TV."

Eve the ROCK said...

What is the meaning of this madness?

Nixion Strange said...

The madness is the meaning

Star Inkbright said...

*is reading Gone*

Eve the ROCK said...

"Now, the key to brushing your teeth is-"

"I know, once a week, mother."

"...?"

Nixion Strange said...

I love Gone! Have you read Fear yet?

deadman chicken said...

if this madness discribs madness then there is no madness.

Star Inkbright said...

NO. I started reading Gone FOR THE FIRST TIME yesterday after school. Due to my brother and sister having swimming lessons, rockclimbing, and the fact that i have been reading another book, i am now only 269 pages through.

Nixion Strange said...

It's a good series

Eve the ROCK said...

"you dropped your keys."

"Nope."

"I just saw you then, you dropped them."

"I don't drop sh*t, I don't pick sh*t up. That's kind if my ish, so..."

"But you just dropped them, I saw-"

"I've never dropped anything, EV-ER."

Colleen McGuigan said...

Hey, DC, It's Scribbles! ^.^ (We are le admins on a facebook SP page )

Star Inkbright said...

WE ARE THE EIOUEMGG! PRONOUCED I OWE YOU A MUGG!

(EIOUEMGG = Extremely Insane Outsane Unsane and Exsane Minions of the Golden God)

Eve the ROCK said...

What about Evesane...?

Star Inkbright said...

Hi ValkyrieCain!

That it is, nix.

Eve the ROCK said...

And I DO owe you a mug. *gives Star a mug*

Nixion Strange said...

I like to sing-a, about the-
Sorry, popped into my head

Eve the ROCK said...
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Nixion Strange said...

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Popped? Pop? POPPLER?

Pop a poppler in your mouth, when you come to Fishy Joe's!

Nixion Strange said...

Eve... don't... please...

Nixion Strange said...

*starts to die*
Ugh...

Star Inkbright said...

I did think about Evesane, Eve, but i decided not to put it in coz only you can be Evesane. We can all be IOUE, even if only in small amounts of some of them, but only Eve can be Evesane, so it doesn't really describe the minions as a whole.

Eve the ROCK said...

M

S

Deeeeeeee!

Nix, don't die! You have too much to live for! Like making that teleportation pad!

Eve the ROCK said...

Excellent. Thanks for clearin that uuuuuuuup, Starship.

Nixion Strange said...

Never again... no...

Star Inkbright said...

Yay! A mug! Danke eve!

*looks at mug carefully*

*tries to eat it*

OWWWWWWW!

*jumps around screaming*

BAD MUG! BAD! YOU HURT STAR-STAR'S TEETH!

Star Inkbright said...

Starships, were meant to flyyyyyyy . . .

This girl at my primary used to call me Lollystick:)

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, Star, is a harmless mug-
*mugs attacks my teeth*
AGH, YOU SON OF A CUP!
*cures more*

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs*

MUGGY THE MEANIE! *hits muggy*

Nixion Strange said...

I've lost a tooth!

Nixion Strange said...

*points to gap at side of mouth*

Zathract Mist said...

KISS.
I'm listening to one of their songs right now. Yaaaay!

Luciana said...

Hello..

Nixion Strange said...

Hi L

Eve the ROCK said...

Mwahahahahahaha.

*sways* When you've been in three situations in one day where you've had to hold up a plank of wood with nails sticking out of it with a thin, wobbly plank of wood while your dad hammers the nails in, and the wood is cutting into your skin, and you can't loosen your grip or else it will fall on top of you, and you can't look up at it because the dust will get in your eye, and your dad is taking his time with measuring the wood, and there's a nail somewhere on the floor and you don't want to step on it, and the hammering is hurting your ears, you can't blame me for feeling a little queasy.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Luciana!!!

Zathract Mist said...

Hi, L.

*suddenly feels empty again*

*sits down under the tree to stop head pounding*

Star Inkbright said...

MUGGY TOOK YOUR TOOTH??? *looks at Muggy, horrified*

How could you, Muggy? How could you? *Muggy leaps for my face* -ARRRRRRGH! - *and slips off, covered in ink*

Nixion Strange said...

dinner
Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

Dinner bye!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi L!

Some advice - keep away from Muggy.

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you nix and eve!

*is guessing it's dinner time in australia*

Zathract Mist said...

Bye, Nix, bye Eve!

Speaking of which, dinner time, bye!

Star Inkbright said...

*has reached the 300 mark on Gone*

*puts book down and leans back*

I have a new rule for when i read books. Stop every 100 pages.

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you rain!

Star Inkbright said...

Usually takes me an hour or so to read 100 . . .

Luciana said...

Bye, whoever is leaving...
Sorry, I'm distant...Because of reasons..

Star Inkbright said...

*decides to get writing for a bit*

Come on, Star. Write. Get on with it.

Star Inkbright said...

K L.

Star Inkbright said...

THIS IS COMMENT NUMBER 555!

deadman chicken said...

oh is it scribbles hey.

Eve the ROCK said...

Back. Distant. Watching We Bought A Zoo

Nixion Strange said...

Dinner has been eaten!

Star Inkbright said...

You might have to comment SLIGHTLY faster than that deadman . . .

Nixion Strange said...

WE ARE YOU EATING AND STOP EATING THE SAME TIME I AM EVE?!

Star Inkbright said...

WB eve and nix!

Rain should bb sehr soon.

Star Inkbright said...

I kuh-now nix. And mist a few seconds afterer.

Eve the ROCK said...

I don't know. But what i DO know is that we bought a zoo.

Nixion Strange said...

Did it come with the Loins, or are those knew additions?

Luciana said...

Hey, Eve. Hey, Nix.

And hello, DC. (if you're still here).

Eve the ROCK said...

No loins in this zoo, I'm afraid.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hey Luciana. Lucy Anna. Lucianne A. Lou Ciana. Lucia Nah.

Nixion Strange said...

I can see them Eve
*points to the Lions*

Star Inkbright said...

Mumumumumumururururururururdrdrdrdrdrdrdededededededededererererererererererererer

Star Inkbright said...

I love words playing.

*points* see my long word up there? It could be murder, but then it could also be murderer.

Nixion Strange said...

It's murder

Zathract Mist said...

Back. Distant. Watching a KISS concert.

Star Inkbright said...

It's BOTH. I wrote it, i should know.

Mumumumumumumumurururururururururururdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdededededededededererererererererererererererererererererer

Nixion Strange said...

No, it's murder, because the length of the "er" is aproximatly the same as the "mu" and the "rd"

Nixion Strange said...

If it was murderer, the "er" would be longer

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, LIONS. Yes, there are six billion lions in this zoo.

Star Inkbright said...

A car just crashed into another car in Rebellion . . .

Marigold was asking for it though. Sapphire should have made Marigold pull over and stop driving as soon as Sapphire woke up.

Nixion Strange said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbgLapRAloQ&feature=relmfu

lol

Star Inkbright said...

The erererererererer IS longer than the mu and the ur and the rd and the de, but not by a lot.

Like i said, i wrote it, i know.

Nixion Strange said...

But it should be near as twice as long, so it is murder

Star Inkbright said...

ES IST BOTH!

Star Inkbright said...

Stop taking the mystery out of my word.

*thinks* hey, i could put this in Rebellion.

Nixion Strange said...

NO IEST IS NOT

Izz said...

I believe the word you're looking for Nix is nine. That means no.

Nixion Strange said...

Isn't it nien?

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Izz

Star Inkbright said...

NIEN ES IST NICHT!

You mean nix.

Izz said...

I'm fairly sure it's nine.
But I'll google translate it anyway...

Star Inkbright said...

Hi lorelei!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Izzzzzz

Star Inkbright said...

NIEN, lorelei, NIEN!

Izz said...

Google says it's spelt nien but you say it nine.

Izz said...

*nein

Star Inkbright said...

JA, lorelei, google translate ist RICHTIG.

deadman chicken said...

i'm here lucy just not here.

Gabriel said...

Nein is German. You say it as "nine"

*leaves*

Nixion Strange said...

i knew this already Izz...

Izz said...

I only really know how to say most words. Spelling's not top.

How are we all today anyway? Good? Good.

Izz said...

*sigh*
I always forget what I'm going to say when I get a chance to say it.

I really hate that.

btw should I become a Forensic Pathologist? I can't figure it out. Careers suck.

Star Inkbright said...

Gut, danke.

Ich bin better with written down stuff . . . Ich habe a visual memory.

Wie geht's?

Star Inkbright said...

Was ist a forensic patho-thingy?

Star Inkbright said...

WAS????

ICH GOT FIRST????

Star Inkbright said...

DED RIGHT GO TO THE FIRST PERSON TO SAY "MICH"!

Mich ist me im deutsch btw.

Izz said...

Ich bin gut.

Did you know that tonight is a supermoon? It means the moon's at its perigee (it's as close to earth as it gets) and it's bigger and brighter!

Eve the ROCK said...

Mich!

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