Friday, May 4, 2012

Mmmmm Violence...

Glory be, glory be, it's done. Finished. Done and dusted. Over. Practically. Almost.

The edits are all done. I have the weekend to go over KOTW one more time and then we send it to the copyeditor. The copyeditor basically makes sure I haven't made any huge mistakes, and corrects all the little ones before it's too late. She'll tweak and suggest and cut and replace, and then she'll send the manuscript back to me and I'll make my final adjustments, and that'll be it. Boom. Over.

Right now, the book clocks in at 134,729 words. Considering that Death Bringer was marginally over 118,000 words, that's quite a substantial increase. Golly gee, it's gonna be a big book! We're going to have to reduce the font size again to cram as many words onto the page as possible, but our font size is typically big anyway, so at least we have room to play with.

This is the first book where I've had serious discussions with my editor about the level of violence. (Well, I say serious... he was TRYING to be serious and I was making jokes, but you know...)

It's a weird thing, to write a series, because the readers get older as the books are released. Valkyrie gets older, the situations she finds herself in become more grown-up, and the themes get darker and darker as the end approaches. What all this means is that occasionally I fall into the trap of assuming that the Skulduggery readership is able to handle whatever I throw at them. And for the most part, they are.

But there will ALWAYS be new readers. There will ALWAYS be a nine year old who picks up the books for the first time and reads them in a few weeks. And it's unfair to expect that nine year old to be able to deal with content that is more suited to teenagers and adults. So where does that leave me?

In a weird place, that's where. On one hand, I've NEVER viewed this series as strictly children's books, and that view just keeps getting stronger and stronger as Valkyrie gets older. But on the other hand, I have a responsibility to the younger readers to not give them anything they can't handle.

And all of this makes me ever-so-thankful that we have such a thing as editors. I wrote this book in two and a half months of sheer WORK. There was no time to doubt myself and no time for second guesses. Whatever I put down on the page stayed on the page. When you have a more relaxed timetable you can afford to wonder about what you've just written but when the deadline is rushing towards you like a screaming train you just WRITE. With that in mind, I'm not surprised at all that I went too far in some areas. And it was so much FUN.

The battle still isn't over, by the way. Nick, my editor, still thinks I could be a little less bloodthirsty, while I think I'm just bloodthirsty enough. Some serious things happen in this book, and I reckon I needed to be as brutal and uncompromising as possible in order to achieve what I needed to achieve. But we have another week or so of him trying to be serious and me making jokes before I have to make the final decision.

And now a picture!


4,870 comments:

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Eve the ROCK said...

Religion.

Zathract Mist said...

Ah. We don't have religion. Not sure why.

Eve the ROCK said...

Do you go to a religious school?

Zathract Mist said...

No, but most High Schools have religion classes as far as I've gathered.

Eve the ROCK said...

Interesting. *strokes left thumb*

Zathract Mist said...

I have to go now. The train is almost at school and I need to look over my math notes.
See you this afternoon, bye!

Star Inkbright said...

NO RELIGION????

In england, RS, RE, Religion, whatever it's called, it's, like, compulsory. When we do our GCSEs we're gonna HAVE to do an RS one. We have no choice.

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you rain!

Eve the ROCK said...

Gtg Bye!

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you eve!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi val!

Msd.

Star Inkbright said...

Cool!

My sister has a hoodie that says 'STAR' on it. Seeing her wearing it really annoys me, coz it's MY name, and it's on HER hoodie.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You should steal it XD

Star Inkbright said...

Yeah, but it'll probably be too small for me.

Miniins. Good idea. *nods*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

They refuse to wear it, though *scowls*

Star Inkbright said...

*Minions

I wonder why . . .

Star Inkbright said...

BEWARE THE PUPPIES!

Izz said...

What is the meaning of red?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Red is the color of blood!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi lorelei!

Dunno. Sorry.

Star Inkbright said...

*is still in msd mode*

Izz said...

Neither do I Star.

And yes. That is correct Val.
And how are we all this fine day?

Izz said...

What was that msd thingy again? I've been trying to give up eating large amounts of chocolate and I've lost some basic memory function....

The Door can see into your soul!

Izz said...

*laughs*
Ever since that post of Sparky's I've had those Literal Trailers stuck in my head.
I can't seem to forget them....

*hums*

Izz said...

*taps foot*

dumdumdumdumdumdumdum....

I had two crumpets with honey for breakfast. I'm too hyperactive for Philosophy!!

*mimes dramatic piano playing*
DUM DUM DUM DUM!
DUM DUM DUM DUM!
dumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdum

Izz said...

*turns iPod on*

*air drums*

Izz said...

*screams in head*
Netspace!!!

This blog is NOT malicious!
ok if I disappear it's because I can't get back here.

Izz said...

I think I remembered!

*smiles*
Ja. I understand the truth now...

Izz said...

ich mag wolken


*grins stupidly*

I have a badge. That says. Ich mag wolken.

Izz said...

I feel very alone......

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Back!

Izz said...

Ielerol. That's Lorelei backwards.
ieleroL
*brain sizzles*
ow.

I should have stuck with IzzFizz...
*thinks*
ZzifZzi...

Izz said...

Did you know Izzy sounds the same when you say it backwards?

who exactly are you talking to?

I don't know. The internet. Shut up.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Izz I will eat your soul

Izz said...

*brain sizzles again*

*looks at clock*
bell in ten minutes...fooooood.

Izz said...

*shivers*

A curse on whoever didn't turn the heaters on in the library this morning.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye

Izz said...

Sorry my brain got distracted.

servus val. don't eat my soul.

Izz said...

AH!
I can hardly move my fingers!

Bye alle.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Heyy

Demonica said...

Ahhhhhh sooo happy! Can finaly comment. Derek Landy is the best author ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't wait to read KOTW. Long Live Skulduggery Pleasant.

By the way the more violent the better.

Also please bring Tanith back. Please! She is sooooooooo cool.

Alex Firefoot said...

First COMMENT ON THE GOLDEN GOD'D BLOG!!!!!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hehehehehe. Collaboration doodling is so fun.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Lynxi!

Eve the ROCK said...

...a.

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Eve! It's nearly 7 here and I'm gonna stay as long as I can because...

NO SCHOOL!!!!!!

WOOP!

Eve the ROCK said...

...I envy you so much. 3:32pm here. Just finished school. RAH, I HAVE HOMEWORK!

Eve the ROCK said...

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! :D

*sags* My friends were laughing at me for 15 minutes straight today. They were looking at something on my face, I didn't know what. I spent my whole lunch covering my face with my hair. Then they told me they were joking around with me. Grah.

Eve the ROCK said...

I saw it, do notta wurry.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Nix!

Eve the ROCK said...

NIX, THE COMPETITION!

Nixion Strange said...

No, btu they're going to annonce it soon
I hope i win!

Eve the ROCK said...

NO, I REALLY WANT TO WIN! Pleeeeeeeez?

Nixion Strange said...

BUT I REALLY WANT TO WIN
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez?

Lynxia Lost said...

DEREK!!!!!!!

If Eve, Zath or Nix don't win then fear your death by banana mush! You will rue the day and the bananas will mock you as you spiral down onto theurky yellow mush that is doom.


(That was pretty good. I'm gonna have to use that at some point...)

Nixion Strange said...

Derek, no one wants to face the mushy doom!

Eve the ROCK said...

Well, I wouldn't go on a rampage and murder every resident of Kilkenny if you or Mist or any Aussie I know won it, BUT I REALLY WANNA WIN!

Nixion Strange said...

If i didn't win, i'd sulk for half a second. Could you live with the guilt of that half a second Derek? Could you live with it?

Eve the ROCK said...

Well, you'll never beat my record of sulking. I'm still sulking about the create-a-character comp.

Nixion Strange said...

Do you want to see Eve sulk? Then pick me!
Or, if you don't... pick me!
You could pick her... but pick me!

Lynxia Lost said...

Brb. I'm moving to the laptop.

Nixion Strange said...

Okay Lynxia

Star Inkbright said...

HI PEOPLE!

YAY BANK HOLIDAY NOOOOO SCHOOOOOOL!

Eve the ROCK said...

Pick ME, I'm a Hufflepuff! And I dedicated my art folder to your wonderful wonderful series! And I bought all your books and twice! And I stack them next to my bed so I can read them whenever I want to! Which is ALL THE FREAKING TIME. And my homepage and lock page on my iPod is dedicated to SP! And my screensaver! And the background on my computer! And I gave you fans! Even a basketballer/singer/dancer who HATED READING! She LOVES SP! And I manage to fit SP into every conversation!

Nixion Strange said...

I still find this funny as

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbgLapRAloQ

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Superstar!

Nixion Strange said...

Okay, Eve may have done more
But I couldn't do all that stuff, i was to bussy reading SP or thinking about SP

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Star

Star Inkbright said...

Hi nix, eve.

Nixion Strange said...

"Joker, are you busy? Let's call a truce.
I need you to explain the plot to... batman"

Lynxia Lost said...

Right. It's booting up now.

Hi Star.

Nixion Strange said...

"And why is Morgan Freeman pissed at me? He seemed to resigne kind of randomly
It's okay it build me an armour tank car, but oh, tapping phones, that's going to far!"

Star Inkbright said...

Hi lynxia.

Star Inkbright said...

Bb in 15.

Lynxia Lost said...

Yay! No school! If we had school today I'd be finishing straightening my hair than walking to the bus stop.

Lynxia Lost said...

K Star.

Lynxia Lost said...

Yay! Am on laptop now!!!

Zathract Mist said...

No...It's Monday...!
Derek, pick anyone but me!
Pick Eve! *points to Eve*
And Nixion! *points to Nix*

But please don't pick me...

Zathract Mist said...

Shouldn't have entered, shouldn't have entered...

Lynxia Lost said...

Why don't you wanna be picked Zath?

Eve the ROCK said...

Nix, I was listing SOME.

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Lynxia Lost said...

K Nix.

Nixion Strange said...

Back

Lynxia Lost said...

WB nix.

Izz said...

I. Need. Movie. Recommendations.








please?

and btw hi.

Zathract Mist said...

Beeeeeecaaaause!

...I don't really want to say...

Nixion Strange said...

LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&src_vid=7LcDm1Dm6CM&v=nGbRMT1i76c&annotation_id=annotation_756841

Zathract Mist said...

Die Hard series
Bourne Identity series
Enemy of the State
Salt
Tomorrow when the war began

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Mist! :D

Hi Izz!

THE AVENGERS

Eve the ROCK said...

We bought a zoo. I like that.

Zathract Mist said...

The Avengers
LoftR series

Star Inkbright said...

*starts kicking tree angrily*

*growls* back.

Nixion Strange said...

Sherlock Holmes
Pirate of the Carribean
Inception
Social Network

Nixion Strange said...

Dark Knight

Star Inkbright said...

WHY TODAY??? WHY???

Lynxia Lost said...

Frank's sexy voice!

Eve the ROCK said...

Up!

Hehehehehehehe.

Oooh, the Sixth Sense! That was REALLY good. No one tell anyone how it ends!

*waves greatsword around*

Star Inkbright said...

*sits down and staet wacking ground*

Izz said...

On DVD Eve.

*takes notes from Mist*
*smiles*
Funny thing is I just got Tomorrow when the war began on my USB today.
Also I heard Salt wasn't very good?

Also also are you an action fan by any chance Mist?

Seen all of those except Inception and Social Network Nix

Star Inkbright said...

*starts

Eve the ROCK said...

What, Star?

Nixion Strange said...

I never watched it, but i know how it ends

Star Inkbright said...

*throws phone of high bed irl*

Nixion Strange said...

Izz! Those are the best two!

Star Inkbright said...

*off

Eve the ROCK said...

You must watch it, Nix! It's freeky deeky!

Lynxia Lost said...

Will be distant...

Eve the ROCK said...

No! Sherlock Holmes and Inception are the best!

Izz said...

Hopefully doind sixth sense as a film study in English next semester!
Already seen it which helps.

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay Lynxia

Nixion Strange said...

Social Network!

Nixion Strange said...

K Lynxia

Eve the ROCK said...

Yay! That movie is excellente.

Izz said...

Inception already on the list but I don't know about Social Network...

Star Inkbright said...

MY STUPID PHONE! WHEN I CHUCKED IT OFF MY BED THE BATTERY FLIPPED OUT AND I HAD TO TURN IT IN AGAIN!

*is repeatedly chucking phone on floor (i'm sitting on the floor now)*

Eve the ROCK said...

Eh. Facebooky stuff. What EVER.

*flips hair dramatically and walks off*

Izz said...

You know what you should watch Mist?
The Crow.
That movie, is epic.

Star Inkbright said...

*has found a way to throw phones on floor without making the back come off*

*sighs* i think my anger has faded slightly now . . . Still angry though.

Izz said...

I actually don't have a Facebook page.

Nixion Strange said...

I don't, but i love the movie

Eve the ROCK said...

Chka dynamite, chkachka dynamite, chkachka dynamite, SOMETHING!

Zathract Mist said...

Yes, I am, Izz.
Oh, and Deja Vù as well. With Denzel Washington.

Lynxia Lost said...

I don't have Facebook.

Eve the ROCK said...

Gooooooood, Star.

Zathract Mist said...

Also Apollo 18 and Devil. The one with the elevator.

Star Inkbright said...

*is now hitting knee with phone (although i stopped to post this comment and am tapping foot on floor* ow, ow, ow . . .

Zathract Mist said...

Also Salt was excellent.

Izz said...

And that's why you should see The Crow. Essential action with supernatural themes and added bonus of the main actor dying during filming.

Star Inkbright said...

I don't have fb.

If i don't comment for a while, it's coz i'm bust hitting my knee with my phone.

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay Starrio.

Izz said...

*looks at Mist warily*
Scary movies? I don't know...
Gore I can handle but Paranormal Activity had me worried.

I will try Salt then.
Any word on Tron Legacy? I'm undecided.

Nixion Strange said...

Another lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LcDm1Dm6CM&list=UUEmCXnbNYz-MOtXi3lZ7W1Q&index=1&feature=plcp

Star Inkbright said...

*busy

*bang, bang, bang, bang, bang*

*feels better listening to the bangs*

Izz said...

I don't have phone either...
So I can't hit my knee with one.

You don't know how lucky you are Star.

Star Inkbright said...

Brb.

Nixion Strange said...

Tron? Meh, not my thing. It would be alright if that dad guy fought at least once, cause apparetnly he can control everything or something

Lynxia Lost said...

K Star.

Star Inkbright said...

Just hit your onee with your fist then. *is doimg so irl* ow.

Izz said...

Interesting Nix. It looks like a special FX fest.

Star Inkbright said...

I think i bruised my hand . . .

Eve the ROCK said...

I walked out in the middle of Tron. It wasn't really engaging once you got over the light-up motorbikes. :3

Izz said...

*shakes head*
oh Star...

Star Inkbright said...

*is now hitting floor with phone*

Nixion Strange said...

This guy is almost exactly like Toby Mequire or whatever his name is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-yDLzgTq3c&list=PLEE6E4AF38BC19EC2&index=3&feature=plpp_video

Star Inkbright said...

*has more or less stopped hitting things now but is still giving the floor the ocasionally thwack*

Izz said...

My own movie recommendations for you all would be:
Jurassic Park
Donnie Darko
Heathers
Lost Boys
Dirty Harry (all five)
The Crow
The Good The Bad and The Ugly (even if you don't like westerns I have to insist upon this one)
And now I can remember the rest....

Oh yeah! and anything from Alfred Hitchcock. The man is a legend.
I'm sure there's more that I can't remember.

Lynxia Lost said...

I <3 Zombies vs Ninjas!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6d1OzrdLs&feature=BFa&list=PL01D3896318CAECA6

Izz said...

Wow that ended up really long...

Nixion Strange said...

Izz, i love Alfred Hitchcook

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Lynxia Lost said...

OK Nix.

Izz said...

*nods*

Nixion Strange said...

Back

Lynxia Lost said...

WB.

Izz said...

I actually have an app called iSyco (that's how it's spelt)

Apparently I've killed 655 people...

Star Inkbright said...

My sister is the best sister ever.

Lynxia Lost said...

1?

Izz said...

Most of that list was two word titles!

Nixion Strange said...

I'm jealous Star
Why?

Eve the ROCK said...

Ja ja ja

Star Inkbright said...

*shrugs* lots of reasons. Right now, she's being all cuddly, she's just as angry as i am about the bike ride, she's trying to help me find a way to fet Rebellion chap one typed up sometime today, and i've mostly stopped feeling angry thanks to her.

Izz said...

I have to go.
Sorry.

Auf wiedersehen alle!
Next time I come on I'll ask for more suggestions so keep thinking. The stupid website keeps pestering me to put more than twenty movies on the list...

Star Inkbright said...

*get

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Izzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Izz

Lynxia Lost said...

Bue Izz!

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you lorelei.

*is no longer angry* that's nice.

Eve the ROCK said...

Gooooooooood, Starrio.

Star Inkbright said...

Ja. Sehr gut.

Violent Spork said...

Heya Eve. Hey star are you still here?

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Harpie. How could you forget me?

Zathract Mist said...

Watch Red Dog. Izz and everyone else.

Nixion Strange said...

DED Lynxia!

Zathract Mist said...

Lynxia, deeeeedicate!

Nixion Strange said...

I love Red Dog. I've got the DVD right next to me

Nixion Strange said...

*plays banjo*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi pebbles. Ja, ich bin hier.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hey Toffee!

I liked Red Dog, but Hachi was way sadder.

Star Inkbright said...

Gtg. Bye.

Zathract Mist said...

Bye, Star.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Star

Lynxia Lost said...

I dedicate this page to memories.
Memories are what make us who we are. Without them we would have nothing to learn from and to treasure.
Also, friends help to make memories. If we had no friends we would have nobody to share the memories with.

So I'm starting to ramble so... Yeah.

This page is dedicated to memories.

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Star.

Nixion Strange said...

Memories. Can't say i'd always agree, but some memories are good ones

Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah but even the bad ones help to make us who we are.

Nixion Strange said...

I suppose...

Eve the ROCK said...

Aaaaaaah! Stop being so spiritual! *throws a trident at Lynxia*

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Star!

Zathract Mist said...

Bad memories are excellent in my opinion.
They remind me of why I hate people.

Eve the ROCK said...

I hate pumpkins.

....

Lynxia Lost said...

*catches trident and does Percy Jackson pose*
I can be spiritual if I want.

Lynxia Lost said...

Same Zath.

Violent Spork said...

Soz i got a bit lost in a curtain there. No, im not being sarcastic, a curtain fell on me and i got caught in it *shudders* it still brings back awful memories...

Zathract Mist said...

Trident...Poor Finnick.

Eve the ROCK said...

*stares at Mist* He DIES?

Zathract Mist said...

*laughs*

Bad memories also can help me to forget things. Because sometimes I remember something that's caused me so much pain it starts numbing some of the other crap that's going on.

Lynxia Lost said...

Never happened to me. Wish it would. A whole load of crap goes on round here.

Zathract Mist said...

What?
No. Well, he MIGHT, but he hasn't YET. Not for me anyway. I'm talking about him going mad about Annie. And tying knots. And stuff.

Nixion Strange said...

I can't say i agree with the whole "i like bad memories" thing...

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