Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Aimless...

Hello there,

It is I, your humble Golden God, here to brighten up your day with another one of my electrifying entries into this accursed Blog-thing. I'm not entirely sure what I'm going to write about, however. Ever since I finished the book I've been kind of... aimless.

Not ENTIRELY aimless, of course. I did have things to do once I'd finished- other bits and pieces of writing to finish off. But I've finished those now, and so I'm back to being a little bit lost as to what to do.

I've been visiting a few schools- which is something I don't get to do a whole lot of anymore during my official tours. When you're a writer starting off, school events are ALL you do, because you need to reach as many people as possible and get them interested in your books. But once you reach a certain level of awesomeness, visiting individual schools is not really the best use of your limited time. So bigger school events are planned, where multiple schools come to a theatre or hall, and a lot more public signings are scheduled. By this stage, it's all about meeting the readers, and making it easier for the readers to meet you.

But throughout the year I tend to visit schools in and around Dublin, organised by teachers or librarians or parents. It's all about "this person knows that person who knows my cousin's friend", and that's how they get in touch. I can't do an awful lot of these smaller school visits, because I don't have the time, but for some reason I've been visiting a school a week for the past month or two. Which is, I admit, NOT the best use of my time when I have deadlines as tight as my deadlines have been. But hey.

So, the week before last I was at a school in Lusk. Last week I was at a school in Swords. And this afternoon I was at a school in Sutton. Next week I'll be at a school somewhere in Cork and then- THEN- I'll stop. No more. I need a break. I've got my Australia/NZ tour in August, my Ireland/UK tour in September, and before all that I think I have to pop over to LA for a bit. I need a BREAK! I need to do normal things! I need to stop signing autographs!

Ah, the life of a tortured artist...

Oh, and before I go, something you MAY be interested in. This Friday I will be posting again. Why, you ask? What could I possibly have to post mere days after THIS wonderful entry?

Oh not much. I don't expect there to be much writing involved, actually. Just a single image, perhaps. A single, solitary image appearing on the accursed Blog, sometime on Friday... What could it be? Something to do with the new book? Some kind of image to do with the new book?

It's a mystery, that's what it is. I guess you'll just have to check the Blog on Friday to find out.

4,874 comments:

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

cool...

im going to find out how to create a group blog where we can just blog about this awesome school


even though it might not come true

Helena Ember Sky said...

I doubt it will come true even though I would love it to.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

which it wont....



I KNOW WHAT MY JOB WILL BE WHEN IM OLDER!!!!


not really

Lynxia Lost said...

Hello?? Should I write it from my point of view or not?

Zathract Mist said...

Other
- Cleaver
-- Combative
-- Defensive
- Ripper
-- Combative
-- Defensive
- Warlock
-- Ability Control
-- Emotional Control

-- Combative Enhance
--- Offensive
--- Defensive

Add what you like.

Helena Ember Sky said...

I think general point of view.

Nixion Strange said...

Whatever you want Lynxia. It's your fan-fic

Zathract Mist said...

I'm writing a fan-fic as well on this eventually.

Zathract Mist said...

Your point of view, Lynxia.

Lynxia Lost said...

I usually do fan fic from my point of view so, here goes... Will be VERY VERY distant now.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

im gonna create a group blog somehow.....

we should name the houses after Skulduggery, Valkyrie, Ghastly and Tanith!!!


or something like that...

Zathract Mist said...

Specialized
- Zombie
- Vampire
- Warlock [Remove from Other]

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

alright, time to make MY fan-fic

Zathract Mist said...

Jesus, that took a while to write out completely...

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah! Except they have to be named after one Elemental for the Elemental house etc

Zathract Mist said...

Okay, I'm going to start this soon. Basically all of us get invitations to go to Derek's School for magic-training or something, whatever. So whoever wants to be in it, say so now.

Lynxia Lost said...

Me!!!!!

Anyone want to read the start of mine?

Star Inkbright said...

I have no objection to a school. What I do object very strongly to is a Skulduggery Pleasant religion.

Eve the ROCK said...

I want to be in it

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ME!!!!

i will tell my taken name later then delete it

Eve the ROCK said...

I'll read it!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i wanna read it Lynxia!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Yes to Mist


Yes to Lynxia

Nixion Strange said...

Taken is the one you give yourself Miss Cain

Zathract Mist said...

Elemental = Mevolent
Adept = Sanguine
Necromancy = Vile
Children of the Spider = Torment (ANYONE BUT MIST)
Specialized = Moloch

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i know, but Miss Cain is a cover up


like Eves

Helena Ember Sky said...

Yes to everybody.

Zathract Mist said...

I want to read it!

Zathract Mist said...

Yeah, but Eve doesn't want to be referred to as her taken name. She only took one to "protect herself from evil civilianiouches."

Eve the ROCK said...

I don't agree with naming them after evil people

Except for the Torment

Star Inkbright said...

YES, I wanna be in it! Sorry I'm moody this morning, tryna deal with lotsa stuff at once here . . .

Nixion Strange said...

Why would it matter if people knew a name that you've given yourself?

Eve the ROCK said...

And Moloch

Helena Ember Sky said...

Lynxia! The address now!

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, add to Other/Moloch: Mortals.

Mortals meaning people like Gordon, who knew about magic but can't actually do it. They could study the theory of it or something.

Lynxia Lost said...

OK, here's the start.

I got out of the car. It felt good to be back in Ireland. Below me was the shining complex of the School for Minions, nestled in a valley beside a lake with hills stretching for as far as I could see.
"You'll be okay?" my aunt asked.
"Yeah, course!" I said. "Bye Sally!" I called over my shoulder as I started down the footpath towards the complex, weaving between the dense woodland and my suitcase rattling along behind me.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hmmmmmm


but still

its part of Death and Ice why i have Miss Cain

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

YAY!!


Awesome Lynxia!!

Zathract Mist said...

So Moloch and Torment then...

I don't want to use any particularly large characters in SP for the House Names (Skul, Val, Tanith, Ghastly etc)...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

that gives me an idea for mine...

wahoo!!!

Nixion Strange said...

!

That's all I can say Lynxia

!

Zathract Mist said...

Hmmm...would "Physic" be Moloch/Specialized or Adept?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

soooo,

what have we decided on for house names??

Zathract Mist said...

That's great, Lynxia!

Lynxia Lost said...

You come into it soon Nix, along with Sparky and Robin and people...

Helena Ember Sky said...

I like it Lyn, btw Missy conyinue with your fanfic!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

the Sensitives??

hmmm, tricky

Zathract Mist said...

Elemental we don't have a name for.
Adept we don't have a name for.
Necromancy we don't have a name for.
Children of the Spider is Torment.
Specialized is Moloch.

Well, they are for me anyway.

Helena Ember Sky said...

I mean Death and Ice. What about me Lynxia?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

yep,

for Elemental we should have...

was Eachan a elemental???

Nixion Strange said...

I'm going to go for a bit, try and finish this homework

Be back soon
Bye!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

for Necromancy we could have Morwenna??

or is that too long??

Zathract Mist said...

I'll be distant/gone for a while now. I must get a move on with this assignment.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Nix!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

I was thinking Eachan too!

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Nix!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Bye Nix + Zath!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

is anyone there??

1. was Eachan an elemental??

2. is Morwenna too long for a house name??

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Zath!!

Eve the ROCK said...
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Lynxia Lost said...

I gotta go! bye!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Derek!!!

was Eachan an Elemental???

please answer!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

@Eve

Morwenna for Necromancy

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

bye Lynxia!!!

come back soon!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Nix and Lynxia!

You know, Necromancy is Adept

Star Inkbright said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

G2g bye! Yes, Eachan was an elemental.

Zathract Mist said...

Elemental = [Possibly Meritorious?]
Adept = [Erskine/Shudder?]
Necromancer = [Morwenna/Tenebrae?]
Children of the Spider = Torment
Specialized = Moloch

Zathract Mist said...

Yes, but we're having Necromancy as a separate house.

Zathract Mist said...

Bye Lynxia and Helena and whoever else left.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Thank you Zath, now I'm actually going... *walks into a blue police box*

Eve the ROCK said...

Who said Erskine was an Adept?

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Helena

Zathract Mist said...

His ability is to enhance the air.
Or perhaps he's an Elemental with further air training.

Whatever. Shudder then.

Also: Other = Edgely?

Star Inkbright said...

*starts screaming again*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Helena!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

whats up Star??

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

other should be Gordon

Helena Ember Sky said...

*pops head out of box* Thank you too Eve. This is the wrong box. * Walks into the next box and delightly finds the 11th Doctor waiting for her* Whoosh! Allons-y!

Zathract Mist said...
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Helena Ember Sky said...

*Whoosh* Thank you Miss Cain!

Zathract Mist said...

Here is complete list so far.
Now will be really distant like I said.



Elemental [Meritorious?]
- Flame
- Water
- Earth
- Air

Necromancy [Morwenna?]
- Combative
- Defensive
- Power

Adept [Shudder?]
- Teleportation
- Symbols
- Specialized

Children of the Spider [Torment]
- Transformation Specialization
- Duplication Specialization
- Ability Enhance-ization [whatever]


Other [Edgely?]
- Cleaver
-- Combative
-- Defensive
- Ripper
-- Combative
-- Defensive
- Mortal


Specialized [Moloch]
- Zombie
- Vampire
- Warlock
-- Ability Control
-- Emotional Control

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Yep, thats good Zath

Helena Ember Sky said...

I like it Zath.

Star Inkbright said...

*stops scraming and gasps fir breath* Just really frustrated. Feels good to let it out. Even virtually, it really does help me feel calmer.

Sorry guys, I was just not in the best of moods a while ago . . . Sorry . . .

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

now, what happened to Star??

*starts looking for Star so i can find out whats wrong*

Helena Ember Sky said...

Now that I have a box that travels in time and space, I think I'm going to Ireland to meet Derek. Goodbye! *Whoosh*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*finds Star*

thats makes sense

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Helena!!


now, back to my fan-fic...

Nixion Strange said...

I couldn't do the work...

Star Inkbright said...

Now I feel so peaceful . . . *lies back on grass dreamily*

Star Inkbright said...

Aw, scrap it, I miss my fairy.

Zathract Mist said...

Poor Nixion...

Uh, do you want help?

I'm willing to get a detention over the assignment to help you if you'd like?

Eve the ROCK said...

What's with the Warlock thing?

Nixion Strange said...

Nah, I have to draw, so you can't help. Thanks for offering

Star Inkbright said...

That's better . . .

Zathract Mist said...

Oh...

I could...uh...no, that wouldn't work.
Sorry.

Star Inkbright said...

Meh. Nah, I love my fairy, but my unicorn is just the BEST.

Star Inkbright said...

Bbs . . .

Eve the ROCK said...

Mist, what's with the Warlock thing?

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Star!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Done!!!

http://thiswouldbeawesomeifitwastrue.blogspot.com.au/2012/06/school-for-minions-chapter-1.html

Zathract Mist said...

What about it?

Zathract Mist said...

Kay, Star.

Eve the ROCK said...

Ability Control and Emotional Control? They paralyse you with light

Zathract Mist said...

I know…

Ability control – learn how to expand or use the light thing whatever more effectively, enhance it’s power and, in an extreme case, learn how to control it.
Emotional Control – Because they don’t exactly seem like fluffy teddy bears.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

exactly!!

Warlocks are NOT fluffy teddy bears!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

OMGG, I cant believe i just said that...


It sounds funny

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*starts saying it over and over*

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Heeellllooooo!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Right....so, you'd need one of those emotional classes for almost anyone who detention for bad behaviour

Eve the ROCK said...

*gets a detention

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Fire!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Fire

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi Fire!!

You missed out on everyone talking about a school for us minions...

if only it was true

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

it would be awsome if there was a school for us.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i know!!

I hate reality

Eve the ROCK said...

*is now laughing at the idea of sending students to the mental institute irl*

Zathract Mist said...

Yeah, well...

I'm not thinking straight. Not to make excuses, of course, but that DOES sounds stupid...

Yeah, scrap that.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

why is the real world SO boring??

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

reality is so cruel to us!!
*sighs*

Zathract Mist said...

*sighs*

1st.

AGAIN.

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, yay, I didn't get first!

Zathract Mist said...

Wait, if I didn't want 1st, why did I try to get it...?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ded time...

I dedicate this page to the amazment of having a school for us loyal minions.

If only it was true...

Stupid reality...

*starts looking for an axe*

Im going to kill reality once and for all!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

If only killing reality was true....

it would be AWESOME!!!

Zathract Mist said...

You'd kill the entire universe if you killed reality, Miss, so that might not be the wisest idea. Especially not since you'd be killing the Golden God BEFORE SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT WAS FINISHED!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i can imagine reality lying on the ground, with all us minions bashing it up and stabbing it and i have to stop before i start tourturing myself.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

but the Golden God-

oh yeah


stupid reality...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*starts sulking and cursing reality*

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

*grins weirdly*

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, would you look at that?

I've finished my assignment. I'm such a genius.

Eve the ROCK said...

Excellent.

Eve the ROCK said...

Not at that. Or that.

Eve the ROCK said...

"That" wasn't directed at that by the way

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Eve, my head hurts

Congrat Zath!!

more time on Blogland!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

good job Mist!

Eve the ROCK said...

Miss Cain, my left Adillo arm is broken

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ahhhhh

makes sense now

Eve the ROCK said...

HEY NIX! STOP HIDING BEHIND THAT ARMADILLO!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

wait, what armadillo??

is it the one over there??

*points to armadillo in the distance*

Nixion Strange said...

*is leaning against tree, no where near the armadillo*
*raises eyebrow*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*looks at Eve*
*raises an eyebrow*

Eve the ROCK said...

....It moved at the last minute.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Nix!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Nix!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

now...

what to talk about??

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

back to the subject of reality


it SUCKS!!!!!!!!


im done on that topic

Eve the ROCK said...

What is your reaction to the word

"Death"?

Like, when you see it, what do you do/say?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

the first thing i think/say is Necromancy

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i gtg now. Mum wants my laptop to watch her movie.
will bb in about 1hr or so.
Bye!!!
*goes off to read her book*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Fire!!

Eve the ROCK said...

I would never have thought of that, Miss

I just saw the word then, and I automatically started singing

Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin alive, stayin alive

I'm still singing it

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Fire!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

oh yeah!!

*starts singing with Eve*

Zathract Mist said...

Stupid non-publishing comments...

I said I had to go for dinner but it didn't show. Now I'm back.

My first thought of "death" is some image of this evil, darkness thing. Iunno.

Eve the ROCK said...

There is no chipmunk version of that song

It's too chipmunky already to be chipmunked

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

true

hi Zath!!

Eve the ROCK said...

That discussion was caused by my homework about dehydration

Nixion Strange said...

Back

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

yeah, just checked the comments...

silly Blogland

*wags finger*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Nix

Zathract Mist said...

Hi, Nix.

Eve the ROCK said...

NIX, STOP LEANING AGAINST THAT PIE-BEARING TREE!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

PIES!!!

Nixion Strange said...

IN A GOOD MOOD ALL OF A SUDDEN! IT MIGHT NOT LAST, SO CHERISH IT!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Nix, are you???

*looks for Nix*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

there you are Nix!!

Nixion Strange said...

I AM FLYING THROUGH THE CLOUDS, LAUGHING AT GRAVITY

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

gravity is weird...

Eve the ROCK said...

GOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOO

.....OOOOOOOOOOO.....

.....OOOOOOD!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

I could've just left it at moo

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

moo!!

Zathract Mist said...

Distant...

Eve the ROCK said...

Anyway, I cherish all good moods, except when people expect me to


Or when I don't give a damn about their stupid moods

You don't expect me to seriously cherish your good mood, do you nix?

Nixion Strange said...

CHERISH IT OR PERISH

Willow Storm said...

Hello. How are you?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

CHERISH!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Willow!!

Eve the ROCK said...

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

I cherish good moods when the other option is perish

Or a rhyming word

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi White Willow!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Willow

Eve the ROCK said...

Dammit

I have to go

I'll be back in 40 minutes or so

Nix, you better be in a good mood when I come back

Or rot in hell for yaks!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Eve!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

What? That wasnt supposed to rhyme. Or rhyme that clumsily.

Bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Eve

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

sooooo, what to talk about??

Nixion Strange said...

Pinapples
Go from there

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

pinapples.....


got nothing

Zathract Mist said...

PINEAPPLES?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi people!

I'm feeling alright now:)

Willow Storm said...

BRB.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi Star!!!

Zathract Mist said...

Anyone want to hear what the name of my Derek-School Fanfic will be?

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Star


Yes Mist

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

YES!!

brb

Zathract Mist said...

"Derek's Magical School for the Insane and Gifted Beings of Magic-Ability"

That's also the School Name. :P

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Flame


Good title Mist

Flame Phoenix said...

Yay, people. Real life people.


*goes insane*

Zathract Mist said...

*glares*

*looks at the ground*

*coughs*

*clears throat*

...

Hello, Flame.

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