Hello there,
It is I, your humble Golden God, here to brighten up your day with another one of my electrifying entries into this accursed Blog-thing. I'm not entirely sure what I'm going to write about, however. Ever since I finished the book I've been kind of... aimless.
Not ENTIRELY aimless, of course. I did have things to do once I'd finished- other bits and pieces of writing to finish off. But I've finished those now, and so I'm back to being a little bit lost as to what to do.
I've been visiting a few schools- which is something I don't get to do a whole lot of anymore during my official tours. When you're a writer starting off, school events are ALL you do, because you need to reach as many people as possible and get them interested in your books. But once you reach a certain level of awesomeness, visiting individual schools is not really the best use of your limited time. So bigger school events are planned, where multiple schools come to a theatre or hall, and a lot more public signings are scheduled. By this stage, it's all about meeting the readers, and making it easier for the readers to meet you.
But throughout the year I tend to visit schools in and around Dublin, organised by teachers or librarians or parents. It's all about "this person knows that person who knows my cousin's friend", and that's how they get in touch. I can't do an awful lot of these smaller school visits, because I don't have the time, but for some reason I've been visiting a school a week for the past month or two. Which is, I admit, NOT the best use of my time when I have deadlines as tight as my deadlines have been. But hey.
So, the week before last I was at a school in Lusk. Last week I was at a school in Swords. And this afternoon I was at a school in Sutton. Next week I'll be at a school somewhere in Cork and then- THEN- I'll stop. No more. I need a break. I've got my Australia/NZ tour in August, my Ireland/UK tour in September, and before all that I think I have to pop over to LA for a bit. I need a BREAK! I need to do normal things! I need to stop signing autographs!
Ah, the life of a tortured artist...
Oh, and before I go, something you MAY be interested in. This Friday I will be posting again. Why, you ask? What could I possibly have to post mere days after THIS wonderful entry?
Oh not much. I don't expect there to be much writing involved, actually. Just a single image, perhaps. A single, solitary image appearing on the accursed Blog, sometime on Friday... What could it be? Something to do with the new book? Some kind of image to do with the new book?
It's a mystery, that's what it is. I guess you'll just have to check the Blog on Friday to find out.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
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im going to find out how to create a group blog where we can just blog about this awesome school
even though it might not come true
I doubt it will come true even though I would love it to.
which it wont....
I KNOW WHAT MY JOB WILL BE WHEN IM OLDER!!!!
not really
Hello?? Should I write it from my point of view or not?
Other
- Cleaver
-- Combative
-- Defensive
- Ripper
-- Combative
-- Defensive
- Warlock
-- Ability Control
-- Emotional Control
-- Combative Enhance
--- Offensive
--- Defensive
Add what you like.
I think general point of view.
Whatever you want Lynxia. It's your fan-fic
I'm writing a fan-fic as well on this eventually.
Your point of view, Lynxia.
I usually do fan fic from my point of view so, here goes... Will be VERY VERY distant now.
im gonna create a group blog somehow.....
we should name the houses after Skulduggery, Valkyrie, Ghastly and Tanith!!!
or something like that...
Specialized
- Zombie
- Vampire
- Warlock [Remove from Other]
alright, time to make MY fan-fic
Jesus, that took a while to write out completely...
Yeah! Except they have to be named after one Elemental for the Elemental house etc
Okay, I'm going to start this soon. Basically all of us get invitations to go to Derek's School for magic-training or something, whatever. So whoever wants to be in it, say so now.
Me!!!!!
Anyone want to read the start of mine?
I have no objection to a school. What I do object very strongly to is a Skulduggery Pleasant religion.
I want to be in it
ME!!!!
i will tell my taken name later then delete it
I'll read it!
i wanna read it Lynxia!!!
Yes to Mist
Yes to Lynxia
Taken is the one you give yourself Miss Cain
Elemental = Mevolent
Adept = Sanguine
Necromancy = Vile
Children of the Spider = Torment (ANYONE BUT MIST)
Specialized = Moloch
i know, but Miss Cain is a cover up
like Eves
Yes to everybody.
I want to read it!
Yeah, but Eve doesn't want to be referred to as her taken name. She only took one to "protect herself from evil civilianiouches."
I don't agree with naming them after evil people
Except for the Torment
YES, I wanna be in it! Sorry I'm moody this morning, tryna deal with lotsa stuff at once here . . .
Why would it matter if people knew a name that you've given yourself?
And Moloch
Lynxia! The address now!
Oh, add to Other/Moloch: Mortals.
Mortals meaning people like Gordon, who knew about magic but can't actually do it. They could study the theory of it or something.
OK, here's the start.
I got out of the car. It felt good to be back in Ireland. Below me was the shining complex of the School for Minions, nestled in a valley beside a lake with hills stretching for as far as I could see.
"You'll be okay?" my aunt asked.
"Yeah, course!" I said. "Bye Sally!" I called over my shoulder as I started down the footpath towards the complex, weaving between the dense woodland and my suitcase rattling along behind me.
hmmmmmm
but still
its part of Death and Ice why i have Miss Cain
YAY!!
Awesome Lynxia!!
So Moloch and Torment then...
I don't want to use any particularly large characters in SP for the House Names (Skul, Val, Tanith, Ghastly etc)...
that gives me an idea for mine...
wahoo!!!
!
That's all I can say Lynxia
!
Hmmm...would "Physic" be Moloch/Specialized or Adept?
soooo,
what have we decided on for house names??
That's great, Lynxia!
You come into it soon Nix, along with Sparky and Robin and people...
I like it Lyn, btw Missy conyinue with your fanfic!
the Sensitives??
hmmm, tricky
Elemental we don't have a name for.
Adept we don't have a name for.
Necromancy we don't have a name for.
Children of the Spider is Torment.
Specialized is Moloch.
Well, they are for me anyway.
I mean Death and Ice. What about me Lynxia?
yep,
for Elemental we should have...
was Eachan a elemental???
I'm going to go for a bit, try and finish this homework
Be back soon
Bye!
for Necromancy we could have Morwenna??
or is that too long??
I'll be distant/gone for a while now. I must get a move on with this assignment.
Bye Nix!!
I was thinking Eachan too!
Bye Nix!!
Bye Nix + Zath!
is anyone there??
1. was Eachan an elemental??
2. is Morwenna too long for a house name??
Bye Zath!!
I gotta go! bye!!
Derek!!!
was Eachan an Elemental???
please answer!!!
@Eve
Morwenna for Necromancy
bye Lynxia!!!
come back soon!!!
Bye Nix and Lynxia!
You know, Necromancy is Adept
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
G2g bye! Yes, Eachan was an elemental.
Elemental = [Possibly Meritorious?]
Adept = [Erskine/Shudder?]
Necromancer = [Morwenna/Tenebrae?]
Children of the Spider = Torment
Specialized = Moloch
Yes, but we're having Necromancy as a separate house.
Bye Lynxia and Helena and whoever else left.
Thank you Zath, now I'm actually going... *walks into a blue police box*
Who said Erskine was an Adept?
Bye Helena
His ability is to enhance the air.
Or perhaps he's an Elemental with further air training.
Whatever. Shudder then.
Also: Other = Edgely?
*starts screaming again*
Bye Helena!!
whats up Star??
other should be Gordon
*pops head out of box* Thank you too Eve. This is the wrong box. * Walks into the next box and delightly finds the 11th Doctor waiting for her* Whoosh! Allons-y!
*Whoosh* Thank you Miss Cain!
Here is complete list so far.
Now will be really distant like I said.
Elemental [Meritorious?]
- Flame
- Water
- Earth
- Air
Necromancy [Morwenna?]
- Combative
- Defensive
- Power
Adept [Shudder?]
- Teleportation
- Symbols
- Specialized
Children of the Spider [Torment]
- Transformation Specialization
- Duplication Specialization
- Ability Enhance-ization [whatever]
Other [Edgely?]
- Cleaver
-- Combative
-- Defensive
- Ripper
-- Combative
-- Defensive
- Mortal
Specialized [Moloch]
- Zombie
- Vampire
- Warlock
-- Ability Control
-- Emotional Control
Yep, thats good Zath
I like it Zath.
*stops scraming and gasps fir breath* Just really frustrated. Feels good to let it out. Even virtually, it really does help me feel calmer.
Sorry guys, I was just not in the best of moods a while ago . . . Sorry . . .
now, what happened to Star??
*starts looking for Star so i can find out whats wrong*
Now that I have a box that travels in time and space, I think I'm going to Ireland to meet Derek. Goodbye! *Whoosh*
*finds Star*
thats makes sense
Bye Helena!!
now, back to my fan-fic...
I couldn't do the work...
Now I feel so peaceful . . . *lies back on grass dreamily*
Aw, scrap it, I miss my fairy.
Poor Nixion...
Uh, do you want help?
I'm willing to get a detention over the assignment to help you if you'd like?
What's with the Warlock thing?
Nah, I have to draw, so you can't help. Thanks for offering
That's better . . .
Oh...
I could...uh...no, that wouldn't work.
Sorry.
Meh. Nah, I love my fairy, but my unicorn is just the BEST.
Bbs . . .
Mist, what's with the Warlock thing?
Bye Star!
Done!!!
http://thiswouldbeawesomeifitwastrue.blogspot.com.au/2012/06/school-for-minions-chapter-1.html
What about it?
Kay, Star.
Ability Control and Emotional Control? They paralyse you with light
I know…
Ability control – learn how to expand or use the light thing whatever more effectively, enhance it’s power and, in an extreme case, learn how to control it.
Emotional Control – Because they don’t exactly seem like fluffy teddy bears.
exactly!!
Warlocks are NOT fluffy teddy bears!
OMGG, I cant believe i just said that...
It sounds funny
*starts saying it over and over*
Heeellllooooo!!!
Right....so, you'd need one of those emotional classes for almost anyone who detention for bad behaviour
*gets a detention
Hi Fire!
Hi Fire
Hi Fire!!
You missed out on everyone talking about a school for us minions...
if only it was true
it would be awsome if there was a school for us.
i know!!
I hate reality
*is now laughing at the idea of sending students to the mental institute irl*
Yeah, well...
I'm not thinking straight. Not to make excuses, of course, but that DOES sounds stupid...
Yeah, scrap that.
why is the real world SO boring??
reality is so cruel to us!!
*sighs*
*sighs*
1st.
AGAIN.
Oh, yay, I didn't get first!
Wait, if I didn't want 1st, why did I try to get it...?
ded time...
I dedicate this page to the amazment of having a school for us loyal minions.
If only it was true...
Stupid reality...
*starts looking for an axe*
Im going to kill reality once and for all!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!
If only killing reality was true....
it would be AWESOME!!!
You'd kill the entire universe if you killed reality, Miss, so that might not be the wisest idea. Especially not since you'd be killing the Golden God BEFORE SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT WAS FINISHED!
i can imagine reality lying on the ground, with all us minions bashing it up and stabbing it and i have to stop before i start tourturing myself.
but the Golden God-
oh yeah
stupid reality...
*starts sulking and cursing reality*
*grins weirdly*
Oh, would you look at that?
I've finished my assignment. I'm such a genius.
Excellent.
Not at that. Or that.
"That" wasn't directed at that by the way
Eve, my head hurts
Congrat Zath!!
more time on Blogland!
good job Mist!
Miss Cain, my left Adillo arm is broken
ahhhhh
makes sense now
HEY NIX! STOP HIDING BEHIND THAT ARMADILLO!!
wait, what armadillo??
is it the one over there??
*points to armadillo in the distance*
*is leaning against tree, no where near the armadillo*
*raises eyebrow*
*looks at Eve*
*raises an eyebrow*
....It moved at the last minute.
Bye Nix!
Bye Nix!!!
now...
what to talk about??
back to the subject of reality
it SUCKS!!!!!!!!
im done on that topic
What is your reaction to the word
"Death"?
Like, when you see it, what do you do/say?
the first thing i think/say is Necromancy
i gtg now. Mum wants my laptop to watch her movie.
will bb in about 1hr or so.
Bye!!!
*goes off to read her book*
Bye Fire!!
I would never have thought of that, Miss
I just saw the word then, and I automatically started singing
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin alive, stayin alive
I'm still singing it
Bye Fire!
oh yeah!!
*starts singing with Eve*
Stupid non-publishing comments...
I said I had to go for dinner but it didn't show. Now I'm back.
My first thought of "death" is some image of this evil, darkness thing. Iunno.
There is no chipmunk version of that song
It's too chipmunky already to be chipmunked
true
hi Zath!!
That discussion was caused by my homework about dehydration
Back
yeah, just checked the comments...
silly Blogland
*wags finger*
hi Nix
Hi, Nix.
NIX, STOP LEANING AGAINST THAT PIE-BEARING TREE!!!
PIES!!!
IN A GOOD MOOD ALL OF A SUDDEN! IT MIGHT NOT LAST, SO CHERISH IT!
Nix, are you???
*looks for Nix*
there you are Nix!!
I AM FLYING THROUGH THE CLOUDS, LAUGHING AT GRAVITY
gravity is weird...
GOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOO
.....OOOOOOOOOOO.....
.....OOOOOOD!!!
I could've just left it at moo
moo!!
Distant...
Anyway, I cherish all good moods, except when people expect me to
Or when I don't give a damn about their stupid moods
You don't expect me to seriously cherish your good mood, do you nix?
CHERISH IT OR PERISH
Hello. How are you?
CHERISH!!!
hi Willow!!
THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
I cherish good moods when the other option is perish
Or a rhyming word
Hi White Willow!
Hi Willow
Dammit
I have to go
I'll be back in 40 minutes or so
Nix, you better be in a good mood when I come back
Or rot in hell for yaks!!
Bye Eve!!!
What? That wasnt supposed to rhyme. Or rhyme that clumsily.
Bye!
Bye Eve
sooooo, what to talk about??
Pinapples
Go from there
pinapples.....
got nothing
PINEAPPLES?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Hi people!
I'm feeling alright now:)
BRB.
Hi Star!!!
Anyone want to hear what the name of my Derek-School Fanfic will be?
Hi Star
Yes Mist
YES!!
brb
"Derek's Magical School for the Insane and Gifted Beings of Magic-Ability"
That's also the School Name. :P
Hi Flame
Good title Mist
Yay, people. Real life people.
*goes insane*
*glares*
*looks at the ground*
*coughs*
*clears throat*
...
Hello, Flame.
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