Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Aimless...

Hello there,

It is I, your humble Golden God, here to brighten up your day with another one of my electrifying entries into this accursed Blog-thing. I'm not entirely sure what I'm going to write about, however. Ever since I finished the book I've been kind of... aimless.

Not ENTIRELY aimless, of course. I did have things to do once I'd finished- other bits and pieces of writing to finish off. But I've finished those now, and so I'm back to being a little bit lost as to what to do.

I've been visiting a few schools- which is something I don't get to do a whole lot of anymore during my official tours. When you're a writer starting off, school events are ALL you do, because you need to reach as many people as possible and get them interested in your books. But once you reach a certain level of awesomeness, visiting individual schools is not really the best use of your limited time. So bigger school events are planned, where multiple schools come to a theatre or hall, and a lot more public signings are scheduled. By this stage, it's all about meeting the readers, and making it easier for the readers to meet you.

But throughout the year I tend to visit schools in and around Dublin, organised by teachers or librarians or parents. It's all about "this person knows that person who knows my cousin's friend", and that's how they get in touch. I can't do an awful lot of these smaller school visits, because I don't have the time, but for some reason I've been visiting a school a week for the past month or two. Which is, I admit, NOT the best use of my time when I have deadlines as tight as my deadlines have been. But hey.

So, the week before last I was at a school in Lusk. Last week I was at a school in Swords. And this afternoon I was at a school in Sutton. Next week I'll be at a school somewhere in Cork and then- THEN- I'll stop. No more. I need a break. I've got my Australia/NZ tour in August, my Ireland/UK tour in September, and before all that I think I have to pop over to LA for a bit. I need a BREAK! I need to do normal things! I need to stop signing autographs!

Ah, the life of a tortured artist...

Oh, and before I go, something you MAY be interested in. This Friday I will be posting again. Why, you ask? What could I possibly have to post mere days after THIS wonderful entry?

Oh not much. I don't expect there to be much writing involved, actually. Just a single image, perhaps. A single, solitary image appearing on the accursed Blog, sometime on Friday... What could it be? Something to do with the new book? Some kind of image to do with the new book?

It's a mystery, that's what it is. I guess you'll just have to check the Blog on Friday to find out.

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Eve the ROCK said...

Yes, read the comments and you would know!!! xD

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

wait, just checked, yes you have

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

wheres Helena??

she needs to read chapter 4!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

I dunno

Gtg bye!!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

bye Eve!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

is anyone here OTHER then me


i hate talking to myself

i can never think of good conversations...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i guess not...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i like Book Week



they dont have it in high school so this my last year...



the world is just a sad place

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i HATE talking to myself on Blogland


im gonna make a new blog


when i work out how...

Helena Ember Sky said...

Anyone still on?

Lynxia Lost said...

Morning Blogland!!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hey Lynxia!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Helena! How are you?

Wbd...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HELENA, LYNXIA!!!!!!


YOURE HERE!!!!


IM NO LONGER ALONE!!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Helena!!! I finished chapter 4!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hello Missy!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

http://mystoryofsomesortaboutsomethinghmm.blogspot.com.au/2012/06/death-and-ice-chapter-4.html

thats the link so you can comment on my awesomeness

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I also created ANOTHER blog

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

http://myoddandawesomelife.blogspot.com.au/2012/06/hi.html

thats the OTHER blogs link

Lynxia Lost said...

Congrats Missy. I think I have, like, 5 blogs or something... Only one of them is just my own!

Will go read...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

thankyou!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I changed the Blog design...


It looks more SP related now

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

even though its only Steph/Val

Lynxia Lost said...

Nice Missy but on the second 'forth' I think you should change it to 'forward' so as not to sound repetitive.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

yeah

maybe...

if i can be bothered...

Helena Ember Sky said...

Have you seen my comment?

Helena Ember Sky said...

comments now.

Lynxia Lost said...

I opened the fridge this morning and I was still really tired so I sort of fell into the fridge and the bit that was open was only the top half. I woke up when I hit the jar of marmalade. It was freezing!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

yep,

and i just added the follower thingy on the OTHER blog

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I dont like marmalade...

Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah, it was my Aunt's marmalade, I was just getting milk.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I love my blogs...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I think i might make a blog about fruit and vegetables and how HORRIBLE they are

Lynxia Lost said...

What?? I love apples! And Star fruits! They're so nice in smoothies with kiwis and ice cream...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

well, maybe just about broccoli

and brussel sprouts

and the other ones that i cant think of right now..

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

has Helena disappered AGAIN???

Lynxia Lost said...

Possibly.

Helena Ember Sky said...

No, I just don't know what to write and I'm doing homework.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

what do you mean you dont know what to write???


I can help with the homework

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

by help i mean give you the answers

Helena Ember Sky said...

I'm almost done the english poem thing and the other thing is in french. Sorry :P

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

oh, doesnt matter!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Lynxia, are you still here???

Helena Ember Sky said...

So... what to talk about...?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

my new blog???

Nixion Strange said...

Hi

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

NIX!!!!!!

YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

in other words,

hi

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh sorry, yes I'm still here.

Hey Nix!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Welcome back Nix, I was starting to miss you... ew. Brb

Lynxia Lost said...

K Hel.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Im gonna go see if theres anything to eat...

brb

*wonders off*

Lynxia Lost said...

K Missy.

Helena Ember Sky said...

*rolls in through door then comes up* *blinks* Hello again.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*shadow walks into the room*

mmmmmmmmmmmm, chocolate

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

lets do a role play!!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

WB Hel and Missy!

Helena Ember Sky said...

*shadow walks behind Miss Cain* *looks over shoulder* Mmmm, chocolate, agreed.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

is Nix still here???

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*hides chocolate*

mine, MINE!!!

but you can have some

*hands Lynxia and Helena chocolate*

Nixion Strange said...

I'm distant, and probalby won't answer anything that isn't directly asked at me, but yes, I'm here

Nixion Strange said...

Good Golden God, I haven't been in a good mood these last few days...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

oh, Nix is still here!!!


YAY!!

i think...

Helena Ember Sky said...

Oh, oh! CHOCoLATE! Okay, role play?

Lynxia Lost said...

What's wrong Nix?

Nixion Strange said...

I think you people have become obsessed with them, but whatever

Nixion Strange said...
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Nixion Strange said...

I dunno, I just get angry more easily, and everything seems to be somehow directed at me, and... I dunno, I've just been in a bad mood

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

YAY!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Why not Nix?

Nixion Strange said...

I didn't say I wouldn't do it...

Helena Ember Sky said...

Sorry why*

Lynxia Lost said...

Nix, you'll be okay. If you've exams coming up, it's probably to do with the stress. Or maybe it's lack of sleep or something.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i always have lack of sleep...


i always imagine things when i do

Nixion Strange said...

No, no exams til end of the year...

Helena Ember Sky said...

Where's Sir? Haven't seen him in a while.

Nixion Strange said...

The sleep thing is true though...

Ugh! I want to write but I've got to much homework!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Same Nix, I've got a presentaion tomorrow and I haven't finished it yet.

Lynxia Lost said...

We've got ours all next week so I've got to revise EVERYTHING!!

I'm sure it'll pass Nix, maybe you've just been feeling down or have some kind of cold and it's making you feel ill.

Helena Ember Sky said...

I'm sick and feel bad but I'm not in a bad mood.

Nixion Strange said...

Ugh, that presentation today was worse than my first story, and that was horrible

Lynxia Lost said...

I've just got to revise, no other h/w. I'll revise this afternoon. I want to type up now. *pulls out notepad* Oh yeah, I didn't do any more on Patchwork last night. Oops... I got a little carried away with Crescent...

Nixion Strange said...

Crescent was good!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Can anyone tell me what metaphors, personification and poetic features are in A.D. Hope's "Australia"?

Lynxia Lost said...

Thanks Nix!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I know what metaphors ARE


and thats about it from what i understand in that

Helena Ember Sky said...

Year 8 :(

Nixion Strange said...

Year 9

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

im in yr 6


it kinda sucks

too much stuff to remember

Helena Ember Sky said...

You don't do 5/8 of your classes in full french.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i do Japanese

Lynxia Lost said...

Year 9.

I've realised something, if you go through my iPod and listen to the music you can tell which bits of a story I wrote to each song.
Through Hell - That snippet from Crescent you read yesterday with the strobe lights.
Elaisse's Revenge - What You Want
etc...

Helena Ember Sky said...

I was talking to Nix then but yeah, year 6's harder than other primary years because it's going over all the old things while adding more.

Lynxia Lost said...

I dropped French, I do German!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i hate it...


the head of junior school is mean

Helena Ember Sky said...

I do french and one of my classes in english is german!

Zathract Mist said...

*groans and falls over*

Helena Ember Sky said...

Ignore them Miss

Nixion Strange said...

You weren't forced to have a week in the city, then make a presentation, which usually takes 5 people to make in a month, in one night. You didn't then have a test for maths even thought you weren't there for any leasons and it was one of the most complicated you've ever done. You haven't had about a dozen history classes cut of, and having to do a assesment every leason, due on the same leason for the whole term. Or in Religion, having about 3 leasons and being so behind the teachers considering making is go in on the holidays to catch up on some work.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

stupid school

our music teacher hates our class because we're always naughty

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Zath!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Zath!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Mist

I do Italian, btw

Lynxia Lost said...

OMGG Nix. That sounds horrible!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Italian? Awesome... We do a bit of Latin.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Are you drunk Zath? And I've almost done all those Nix. But I don't have religion.

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, and don't get my started on Photograpghy

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

my school is really weird

our sport teacher is basically a stalker

our music teacher is... just not right

our head of junior school is a decendant of witches

and there is some other stuff i cant remember

Zathract Mist said...

Yeah...sure...I'm DRUNK because I'm TOTALLY allowed alcohole or however the hell you spell it at THIRTEEN.

Lynxia Lost said...

Photography... We can only take that at A Level, not for GCSE.

Nixion Strange said...

Almost all-!
*takes a deep breath*
The presentation that almost drove me insane? The maths leason that counted for a huge part of my grade? A complicated history assesment every leason, that normally would take weeks?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Zath, i think you are the closest to my age


alcohol (no e)

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, and I failed the presentation, btw. May as well not even done it in the end...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i hate religion


im not even catholic!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

WHAT?!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Eve

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm Roman Catholic but my RE teacher is a total nut!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

im not in high school YET

im a bit scared to be honest

apparently the teachers are REALLY mean

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi Eve!!


we are all talking about how crap our schools are

Eve the ROCK said...

*raises eyebrow* Mist, you're twelve

Nixion Strange said...

My photography teacher is...

I have another teacher everyone in the school hates. If you put this one and the other together, they would destroy the universe

Zathract Mist said...

Alcohol, knew I was close.

I blame the lack of frcken sleep. Grammar nazi's should generally know that...

Eve is 13 too. Well, we're both 12 for now, but only for a few more months. Im older than her by a month. Why am I talking about this?

*punches a tree*

Nix, I feel sorry for you. Or rather, I would if I wasn't so angry/tired/hurt at the moment.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Mist is TWELVE????


Im 11 but that doesnt count...

Nixion Strange said...

What's up Mist

Nixion Strange said...

*bangs head on desk*
Two more assesments due tomorrow, and a huge one on wednesday... I HAVEN'T GOT THE TIME!

Eve the ROCK said...

I don't think my school's crap

Zathract Mist said...

Too many things that either are irrelevant to basically everything or things that I generally don't want to talk about. Nothing new there.


Hi Eve

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Im going to guess that im officialy the youngest here in Blogland

Helena Ember Sky said...

Sounds fun Nix, well Miss Cain, Zath is closest to my age. Zath, I was joking although I do have IDIOT (!!!!) friends that drink.

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Eve.

Nix!! Don't hit yourself with the desk! Or hit the desk, whatever - you get the point!!

Zathract Mist said...

That's because you're still in Primary School. Primary schools are awesome. No assignments, no walking around the entire school to get to different classes, primary school is cuddly compared to High school.

Nixion Strange said...

I have idiot... people (friends is too much of a stretch) who do drugs

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Who needs maths and religion and english in the future???

all you need a really awesome teacher that teaches you creative writing

Helena Ember Sky said...

Remember when Valkyrie got hit with a desk? Fun times.

Nixion Strange said...

Primary school... the hardest thing was simple compared to now...

Lynxia Lost said...

Don't we all Nix?

Lynxia Lost said...

I hated my Yr. 6 teacher. I saw her the other day and told her how much of a cow I always thought she was.

Nixion Strange said...

No such luck Miss Cain. We did write a story once a few years ago, but the teacher said the ending was closed

THAT WAS THE POINT! IT WAS LEFT TO YOUR IMAGINATION!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

primary school i guess IS better then high school...

but you do more stuff in high school like better camps and...

scratch that, i just remembered what school i go to

Nixion Strange said...

*wasn't

Helena Ember Sky said...

I know someone who does drugs, he moved school though and I haven't talked to him in ages. I would love to have the Golden God as a teacher.

Zathract Mist said...

Oh. Sorry about that then, Helena. I'm not exactly in the best mood after all...

But yeah, that sounds kind of...dumb...
Why would you drink at all, especially when you're too young? From what people tell me bear is gross anyway.

Star Inkbright said...

Hi people!

I'm in year eight.

Nixion Strange said...

Nearly everyone in my school drinks

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Star

Lynxia Lost said...

Same Nix.

Helena Ember Sky said...

I thought you were the same age as Nix Zath? My mistake, you're my age.

Eve the ROCK said...

Well, that makes sense, because cuddly loves me.

But my brother says high school's a breeze compared to primary.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi Ink!!

The Golden God should open a school for all those who want an awesome school etc.

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Star!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

I know Miss Cain! A school for Minions in Australia. Sorry non-Aussies.

Star Inkbright said...

And I'm 13. 14 in 3 months.

Nixion Strange said...

Your brother is lying Eve. That's the only explanation, because I can't take any more of this

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

yes, the Golden God should be the principal at MY school


OUR PRINCIPAL IS LEAVING DEREK!!
(its true)
COME BE THE PRINCIPAL FOR MY SCHOOL!!!

Zathract Mist said...

I ditto Nix's explanation.

High school is horrible.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

yeah, the school should be in Ireland though and only those who read SP get a scholarship to go to Ireland for the school

(it should be a bording school so that is possible)

Lynxia Lost said...

Imagine if Derek did open a school for his Minions! It could be like Hogwarts with houses and dorms and stuff!! Someone should so fan fic this!!!

Nixion Strange said...

If they say this is the best time of our lives, than I have nothing to look forward to.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

DEREK!!!

OPEN A SCHOOL AND THOSE WHO ARE FAITHFUL MINIONS CAN COME FOR FREE!!!

AND HAVE AN AWESOME EDUCATION!!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

That would be amazing!!!! I agree with Nix + Zath btw.

Nixion Strange said...

I can't fan-fic that. Have fun with it though, whoever's doing it

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Startech!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Im gonna create a blog for this...

how about a group blog???

i know we can do those

Nixion Strange said...

A blog group for what?

Lynxia Lost said...

OK, I take on the challenge of fan ficing the School for Minions. *writes it down in notepad* I should be able to get onto it... Not a clue, I'll fit it in where I can.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

a school for the Golden Gods minions!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

What would the houses be called?

Zathract Mist said...

Uh...sorry, but how the hell is a blog going to do...anything on the subject?

Nixion Strange said...

An unrealalistic dream. Derek doesn't have a teaching degree

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

@Lynxia

lets create a group blog where we can each tell the world about the school for Dereks minions

Helena Ember Sky said...

It could be an illegal school.

Nixion Strange said...

Houses? Elemental, Adept, Newcromacer ect. Hva emore than 4 please

Helena Ember Sky said...

You would need heaps for all the branches of Adept.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

@Nix

doesnt matter

he is awesome enough soooo

yeah

Lynxia Lost said...

More than 4?? 5 or 6?

Elemental
Necromancer
Adept
Teleporter
Cleaver
Ripper

Helena Ember Sky said...

He's a skulduggery Page you guys might want to like...

Helena Ember Sky said...

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Skulduggery-Pleasant/128621960571605

Helena Ember Sky said...

What about Warlock?

Lynxia Lost said...

No, just one for Adept. *had idea* Ooh, this is gonna be fun!! Do I have your guys consent to use you in the story? It'll be you as in real you but everyone MUST go by their taken name.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ok,

maybe Teleporters (even though theres only 1 in the world), Necromancy, Elemental, Adapt, Vampires, Zombies, mortals that know about the world of magic, etc.

Eve the ROCK said...

My brother isn't a liar. He loves the high school he's going to. It's the same one I'm going to. Everyone I've talked to loves high school.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Sure use me.

Star Inkbright said...

I strongly object to a Skulduggery Pleasant Religion. They're BOOKS for God's sake. Book are amazing, wonderful works of creativity, but one of the most amazing things about them is that humans thought them up. They come from human minds. They're products of a human's imagination. THAT'S what makes them so special, the fact that humans, stupid little polluting nasty destructive humans, thought up some things that are SO . . . brilliant and amazing. THAT'S the wonder of it. It's the wonder that a species like ours can have that creativity - it's NOT a gift from the heavens and Skulduggery/Valkyrie are fabulous products of imagination, plus Derek is a human with that amount of imagination to create them - they are NOT gods and should not be worshipped as such.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ok, though my ACTUAL taken name is somewhere....


only i know what it is

Lynxia Lost said...

Good point...

Elemental
Adept
Necromancer
Teleporter
Specialised (Cleavers and Rippers)
Warlock

Eve the ROCK said...

Well, everyone out of here anyway.

Lynxia Lost said...

We're not on about a religion Star, we're on about a SCHOOL!! For Minions, if you don't wanna go I won't put you in.

Eve the ROCK said...

You can use me. Does this mean I HAVE to be Astrid Vanilla?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

yes, very good!!

Nixion Strange said...

Sure, I'd love to be in it

Star Inkbright said...

Wow, that took an age and a half to write out . . .

Derek isn't a teacher. He's a writer. He isn't cut out to be a principal.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

your sign in under Astrid Vanilla, but people just call you Eve

even the teachers because they are going to be AWESOME!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

That's what you'll be called but everyone can call you Eve.

Oh screw typing, I want to write this!!!!!!!!!!!

Zathract Mist said...

Ugh. Here.

Elemental
- Flame
- Water
- Earth
- Air

Necromancy
- Combative
- Defensive
- Power

Adept
- Teleportation
- Symbols
- Specialized

Children of the Spider
- Transformation Specialization
- Duplication Specialization
- Ability Enhance-ization [whatever]

Houses. The sub-categorizes are basically dormitory/seeping/rooms separation. You choose which part of your magic you want to specialize in and there. Whatever.

Star Inkbright said...

Wow, that took an age and a half to write out . . .

Derek isn't a teacher. He's a writer. He isn't cut out to be a principal.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

@Star

He is!!! because school is NO longer going to be boring

Eve the ROCK said...

Star, just go with it. xD

Lynxia Lost said...

Brilliant Zath! I'll use them but Children of the Spider will be just specialised so Vampires, Zombies, Cleavers, etc...

Hang on, 1st or 3rd person?

Star Inkbright said...

I never said you were on about a religion. I just though it needed saying.

Helena Ember Sky said...

It's just a fanfic star.

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