Hello there,
It is I, your humble Golden God, here to brighten up your day with another one of my electrifying entries into this accursed Blog-thing. I'm not entirely sure what I'm going to write about, however. Ever since I finished the book I've been kind of... aimless.
Not ENTIRELY aimless, of course. I did have things to do once I'd finished- other bits and pieces of writing to finish off. But I've finished those now, and so I'm back to being a little bit lost as to what to do.
I've been visiting a few schools- which is something I don't get to do a whole lot of anymore during my official tours. When you're a writer starting off, school events are ALL you do, because you need to reach as many people as possible and get them interested in your books. But once you reach a certain level of awesomeness, visiting individual schools is not really the best use of your limited time. So bigger school events are planned, where multiple schools come to a theatre or hall, and a lot more public signings are scheduled. By this stage, it's all about meeting the readers, and making it easier for the readers to meet you.
But throughout the year I tend to visit schools in and around Dublin, organised by teachers or librarians or parents. It's all about "this person knows that person who knows my cousin's friend", and that's how they get in touch. I can't do an awful lot of these smaller school visits, because I don't have the time, but for some reason I've been visiting a school a week for the past month or two. Which is, I admit, NOT the best use of my time when I have deadlines as tight as my deadlines have been. But hey.
So, the week before last I was at a school in Lusk. Last week I was at a school in Swords. And this afternoon I was at a school in Sutton. Next week I'll be at a school somewhere in Cork and then- THEN- I'll stop. No more. I need a break. I've got my Australia/NZ tour in August, my Ireland/UK tour in September, and before all that I think I have to pop over to LA for a bit. I need a BREAK! I need to do normal things! I need to stop signing autographs!
Ah, the life of a tortured artist...
Oh, and before I go, something you MAY be interested in. This Friday I will be posting again. Why, you ask? What could I possibly have to post mere days after THIS wonderful entry?
Oh not much. I don't expect there to be much writing involved, actually. Just a single image, perhaps. A single, solitary image appearing on the accursed Blog, sometime on Friday... What could it be? Something to do with the new book? Some kind of image to do with the new book?
It's a mystery, that's what it is. I guess you'll just have to check the Blog on Friday to find out.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
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wheres Helena??
she needs to read chapter 4!!!
I dunno
Gtg bye!!!!
bye Eve!!!
is anyone here OTHER then me
i hate talking to myself
i can never think of good conversations...
i guess not...
i like Book Week
they dont have it in high school so this my last year...
the world is just a sad place
i HATE talking to myself on Blogland
im gonna make a new blog
when i work out how...
Anyone still on?
Morning Blogland!!!
Hey Lynxia!
Hi Helena! How are you?
Wbd...
HELENA, LYNXIA!!!!!!
YOURE HERE!!!!
IM NO LONGER ALONE!!!!
Helena!!! I finished chapter 4!!!
Hello Missy!
http://mystoryofsomesortaboutsomethinghmm.blogspot.com.au/2012/06/death-and-ice-chapter-4.html
thats the link so you can comment on my awesomeness
I also created ANOTHER blog
http://myoddandawesomelife.blogspot.com.au/2012/06/hi.html
thats the OTHER blogs link
Congrats Missy. I think I have, like, 5 blogs or something... Only one of them is just my own!
Will go read...
thankyou!!!
I changed the Blog design...
It looks more SP related now
even though its only Steph/Val
Nice Missy but on the second 'forth' I think you should change it to 'forward' so as not to sound repetitive.
yeah
maybe...
if i can be bothered...
Have you seen my comment?
comments now.
I opened the fridge this morning and I was still really tired so I sort of fell into the fridge and the bit that was open was only the top half. I woke up when I hit the jar of marmalade. It was freezing!!
yep,
and i just added the follower thingy on the OTHER blog
I dont like marmalade...
Yeah, it was my Aunt's marmalade, I was just getting milk.
I love my blogs...
I think i might make a blog about fruit and vegetables and how HORRIBLE they are
What?? I love apples! And Star fruits! They're so nice in smoothies with kiwis and ice cream...
well, maybe just about broccoli
and brussel sprouts
and the other ones that i cant think of right now..
has Helena disappered AGAIN???
Possibly.
No, I just don't know what to write and I'm doing homework.
what do you mean you dont know what to write???
I can help with the homework
by help i mean give you the answers
I'm almost done the english poem thing and the other thing is in french. Sorry :P
oh, doesnt matter!!
Lynxia, are you still here???
So... what to talk about...?
my new blog???
Hi
NIX!!!!!!
YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!
in other words,
hi
Oh sorry, yes I'm still here.
Hey Nix!
Welcome back Nix, I was starting to miss you... ew. Brb
K Hel.
Im gonna go see if theres anything to eat...
brb
*wonders off*
K Missy.
*rolls in through door then comes up* *blinks* Hello again.
*shadow walks into the room*
mmmmmmmmmmmm, chocolate
lets do a role play!!!!
WB Hel and Missy!
*shadow walks behind Miss Cain* *looks over shoulder* Mmmm, chocolate, agreed.
is Nix still here???
*hides chocolate*
mine, MINE!!!
but you can have some
*hands Lynxia and Helena chocolate*
I'm distant, and probalby won't answer anything that isn't directly asked at me, but yes, I'm here
Good Golden God, I haven't been in a good mood these last few days...
oh, Nix is still here!!!
YAY!!
i think...
Oh, oh! CHOCoLATE! Okay, role play?
What's wrong Nix?
I think you people have become obsessed with them, but whatever
I dunno, I just get angry more easily, and everything seems to be somehow directed at me, and... I dunno, I've just been in a bad mood
YAY!!
Why not Nix?
I didn't say I wouldn't do it...
Sorry why*
Nix, you'll be okay. If you've exams coming up, it's probably to do with the stress. Or maybe it's lack of sleep or something.
i always have lack of sleep...
i always imagine things when i do
No, no exams til end of the year...
Where's Sir? Haven't seen him in a while.
The sleep thing is true though...
Ugh! I want to write but I've got to much homework!
Same Nix, I've got a presentaion tomorrow and I haven't finished it yet.
We've got ours all next week so I've got to revise EVERYTHING!!
I'm sure it'll pass Nix, maybe you've just been feeling down or have some kind of cold and it's making you feel ill.
I'm sick and feel bad but I'm not in a bad mood.
Ugh, that presentation today was worse than my first story, and that was horrible
I've just got to revise, no other h/w. I'll revise this afternoon. I want to type up now. *pulls out notepad* Oh yeah, I didn't do any more on Patchwork last night. Oops... I got a little carried away with Crescent...
Crescent was good!
Can anyone tell me what metaphors, personification and poetic features are in A.D. Hope's "Australia"?
Thanks Nix!
I know what metaphors ARE
and thats about it from what i understand in that
Year 8 :(
Year 9
im in yr 6
it kinda sucks
too much stuff to remember
You don't do 5/8 of your classes in full french.
i do Japanese
Year 9.
I've realised something, if you go through my iPod and listen to the music you can tell which bits of a story I wrote to each song.
Through Hell - That snippet from Crescent you read yesterday with the strobe lights.
Elaisse's Revenge - What You Want
etc...
I was talking to Nix then but yeah, year 6's harder than other primary years because it's going over all the old things while adding more.
I dropped French, I do German!
i hate it...
the head of junior school is mean
I do french and one of my classes in english is german!
*groans and falls over*
Ignore them Miss
You weren't forced to have a week in the city, then make a presentation, which usually takes 5 people to make in a month, in one night. You didn't then have a test for maths even thought you weren't there for any leasons and it was one of the most complicated you've ever done. You haven't had about a dozen history classes cut of, and having to do a assesment every leason, due on the same leason for the whole term. Or in Religion, having about 3 leasons and being so behind the teachers considering making is go in on the holidays to catch up on some work.
stupid school
our music teacher hates our class because we're always naughty
Hey Zath!
hi Zath!!!
Hi Mist
I do Italian, btw
OMGG Nix. That sounds horrible!!
Italian? Awesome... We do a bit of Latin.
Are you drunk Zath? And I've almost done all those Nix. But I don't have religion.
Oh, and don't get my started on Photograpghy
my school is really weird
our sport teacher is basically a stalker
our music teacher is... just not right
our head of junior school is a decendant of witches
and there is some other stuff i cant remember
Yeah...sure...I'm DRUNK because I'm TOTALLY allowed alcohole or however the hell you spell it at THIRTEEN.
Photography... We can only take that at A Level, not for GCSE.
Almost all-!
*takes a deep breath*
The presentation that almost drove me insane? The maths leason that counted for a huge part of my grade? A complicated history assesment every leason, that normally would take weeks?
Zath, i think you are the closest to my age
alcohol (no e)
Oh, and I failed the presentation, btw. May as well not even done it in the end...
i hate religion
im not even catholic!!!
WHAT?!
Hi Eve
I'm Roman Catholic but my RE teacher is a total nut!
im not in high school YET
im a bit scared to be honest
apparently the teachers are REALLY mean
Hi Eve!!
we are all talking about how crap our schools are
*raises eyebrow* Mist, you're twelve
My photography teacher is...
I have another teacher everyone in the school hates. If you put this one and the other together, they would destroy the universe
Alcohol, knew I was close.
I blame the lack of frcken sleep. Grammar nazi's should generally know that...
Eve is 13 too. Well, we're both 12 for now, but only for a few more months. Im older than her by a month. Why am I talking about this?
*punches a tree*
Nix, I feel sorry for you. Or rather, I would if I wasn't so angry/tired/hurt at the moment.
Mist is TWELVE????
Im 11 but that doesnt count...
What's up Mist
*bangs head on desk*
Two more assesments due tomorrow, and a huge one on wednesday... I HAVEN'T GOT THE TIME!
I don't think my school's crap
Too many things that either are irrelevant to basically everything or things that I generally don't want to talk about. Nothing new there.
Hi Eve
Im going to guess that im officialy the youngest here in Blogland
Sounds fun Nix, well Miss Cain, Zath is closest to my age. Zath, I was joking although I do have IDIOT (!!!!) friends that drink.
Hey Eve.
Nix!! Don't hit yourself with the desk! Or hit the desk, whatever - you get the point!!
That's because you're still in Primary School. Primary schools are awesome. No assignments, no walking around the entire school to get to different classes, primary school is cuddly compared to High school.
I have idiot... people (friends is too much of a stretch) who do drugs
Who needs maths and religion and english in the future???
all you need a really awesome teacher that teaches you creative writing
Remember when Valkyrie got hit with a desk? Fun times.
Primary school... the hardest thing was simple compared to now...
Don't we all Nix?
I hated my Yr. 6 teacher. I saw her the other day and told her how much of a cow I always thought she was.
No such luck Miss Cain. We did write a story once a few years ago, but the teacher said the ending was closed
THAT WAS THE POINT! IT WAS LEFT TO YOUR IMAGINATION!
primary school i guess IS better then high school...
but you do more stuff in high school like better camps and...
scratch that, i just remembered what school i go to
*wasn't
I know someone who does drugs, he moved school though and I haven't talked to him in ages. I would love to have the Golden God as a teacher.
Oh. Sorry about that then, Helena. I'm not exactly in the best mood after all...
But yeah, that sounds kind of...dumb...
Why would you drink at all, especially when you're too young? From what people tell me bear is gross anyway.
Hi people!
I'm in year eight.
Nearly everyone in my school drinks
Hi Star
Same Nix.
I thought you were the same age as Nix Zath? My mistake, you're my age.
Well, that makes sense, because cuddly loves me.
But my brother says high school's a breeze compared to primary.
Hi Ink!!
The Golden God should open a school for all those who want an awesome school etc.
Hey Star!!
I know Miss Cain! A school for Minions in Australia. Sorry non-Aussies.
And I'm 13. 14 in 3 months.
Your brother is lying Eve. That's the only explanation, because I can't take any more of this
yes, the Golden God should be the principal at MY school
OUR PRINCIPAL IS LEAVING DEREK!!
(its true)
COME BE THE PRINCIPAL FOR MY SCHOOL!!!
I ditto Nix's explanation.
High school is horrible.
yeah, the school should be in Ireland though and only those who read SP get a scholarship to go to Ireland for the school
(it should be a bording school so that is possible)
Imagine if Derek did open a school for his Minions! It could be like Hogwarts with houses and dorms and stuff!! Someone should so fan fic this!!!
If they say this is the best time of our lives, than I have nothing to look forward to.
DEREK!!!
OPEN A SCHOOL AND THOSE WHO ARE FAITHFUL MINIONS CAN COME FOR FREE!!!
AND HAVE AN AWESOME EDUCATION!!!
That would be amazing!!!! I agree with Nix + Zath btw.
I can't fan-fic that. Have fun with it though, whoever's doing it
Hi Startech!
Im gonna create a blog for this...
how about a group blog???
i know we can do those
A blog group for what?
OK, I take on the challenge of fan ficing the School for Minions. *writes it down in notepad* I should be able to get onto it... Not a clue, I'll fit it in where I can.
a school for the Golden Gods minions!!
What would the houses be called?
Uh...sorry, but how the hell is a blog going to do...anything on the subject?
An unrealalistic dream. Derek doesn't have a teaching degree
@Lynxia
lets create a group blog where we can each tell the world about the school for Dereks minions
It could be an illegal school.
Houses? Elemental, Adept, Newcromacer ect. Hva emore than 4 please
You would need heaps for all the branches of Adept.
@Nix
doesnt matter
he is awesome enough soooo
yeah
More than 4?? 5 or 6?
Elemental
Necromancer
Adept
Teleporter
Cleaver
Ripper
He's a skulduggery Page you guys might want to like...
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Skulduggery-Pleasant/128621960571605
What about Warlock?
No, just one for Adept. *had idea* Ooh, this is gonna be fun!! Do I have your guys consent to use you in the story? It'll be you as in real you but everyone MUST go by their taken name.
ok,
maybe Teleporters (even though theres only 1 in the world), Necromancy, Elemental, Adapt, Vampires, Zombies, mortals that know about the world of magic, etc.
My brother isn't a liar. He loves the high school he's going to. It's the same one I'm going to. Everyone I've talked to loves high school.
Sure use me.
I strongly object to a Skulduggery Pleasant Religion. They're BOOKS for God's sake. Book are amazing, wonderful works of creativity, but one of the most amazing things about them is that humans thought them up. They come from human minds. They're products of a human's imagination. THAT'S what makes them so special, the fact that humans, stupid little polluting nasty destructive humans, thought up some things that are SO . . . brilliant and amazing. THAT'S the wonder of it. It's the wonder that a species like ours can have that creativity - it's NOT a gift from the heavens and Skulduggery/Valkyrie are fabulous products of imagination, plus Derek is a human with that amount of imagination to create them - they are NOT gods and should not be worshipped as such.
ok, though my ACTUAL taken name is somewhere....
only i know what it is
Good point...
Elemental
Adept
Necromancer
Teleporter
Specialised (Cleavers and Rippers)
Warlock
Well, everyone out of here anyway.
We're not on about a religion Star, we're on about a SCHOOL!! For Minions, if you don't wanna go I won't put you in.
You can use me. Does this mean I HAVE to be Astrid Vanilla?
yes, very good!!
Sure, I'd love to be in it
Wow, that took an age and a half to write out . . .
Derek isn't a teacher. He's a writer. He isn't cut out to be a principal.
your sign in under Astrid Vanilla, but people just call you Eve
even the teachers because they are going to be AWESOME!!!
That's what you'll be called but everyone can call you Eve.
Oh screw typing, I want to write this!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh. Here.
Elemental
- Flame
- Water
- Earth
- Air
Necromancy
- Combative
- Defensive
- Power
Adept
- Teleportation
- Symbols
- Specialized
Children of the Spider
- Transformation Specialization
- Duplication Specialization
- Ability Enhance-ization [whatever]
Houses. The sub-categorizes are basically dormitory/seeping/rooms separation. You choose which part of your magic you want to specialize in and there. Whatever.
Wow, that took an age and a half to write out . . .
Derek isn't a teacher. He's a writer. He isn't cut out to be a principal.
@Star
He is!!! because school is NO longer going to be boring
Star, just go with it. xD
Brilliant Zath! I'll use them but Children of the Spider will be just specialised so Vampires, Zombies, Cleavers, etc...
Hang on, 1st or 3rd person?
I never said you were on about a religion. I just though it needed saying.
It's just a fanfic star.
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