Saturday, February 4, 2012

Writing Books. And Haywire.

So much to do, so little time...

You may have noticed a distinct lack of updates since, er, the last post. This is MOSTLY because I was knocked off the internet for a few days, which allowed me to focus on writing. The latest book is going well, you'll be pleased to hear. Still don't know what it's called, but I'm sure it'll come to me, and it'll be typically brilliant.

I'm writing this one in sequence, which is unusual for me. Usually I'll skip forward and back, writing the cool stuff and then fitting it all together later, like a jigsaw. But this one is different. This one, I started with the first chapter and just kept going. I'm leaving gaps as I go- maybe I'll write half a chapter and move on, or maybe I'll just write the dialogue in a scene and add in the actions somewhere down the line. It means I'm moving quickly, getting down the CORE of the story as I go. Assuming I continue like this, it means that when I'm done I'll have the bare essentials of the book written, and I'll just need to go back and flesh everything out.

I'm not sure why, after six books, I've suddenly changed my approach. Possibly because there really is no more room for error. I only have three books left, and everything has to be set up and in place. I need to be a lot more disciplined in my storytelling or else I'll get to the final book and realise I've forgotten to mention something in an earlier book, and it'll ruin EVERYTHING...

My mind is basically on Skulduggery and nothing else at the moment. When I'm driving, I'm thinking about plot. The moment I wake up, I'm thinking about scenes. Publication is September 1st (or thereabouts) and I really don't have any time to waste.

A few days ago I was in the car, thinking about books 8 and 9, and I realised something MAJOR. Something HUMUNGOUS. I'm not saying if this story development is fantastically fun or utterly devastating, but it'll happen somewhere in Book 8- probably around the middle. And this is a development that wasn't in my overall scheme of things. When I planned these books, this development did not happen. But now, because of the slight changes and shifts that come with writing any book, I realised that this development was essential. I know this is all a gigantic tease to you, my Minions, because I'm talking about something you won't get to read about until 2013, but dear GOD I can't wait to write it. Oh wow it's gonna be brilliant. But I can't tell you what it is. Sorry.



And that's pretty much all I've been doing. Oh, I went to see Haywire the other day. Haywire is a spy/action movie, some of which was filmed in Dublin, and it stars Gina Carano, a UFC fighter. It's an odd movie, very low key, very non-flashy. I absolutely loved it. And I have a new crush, bringing my Crushes on Actresses to a grand total of two.

1. Alexis Bledel.

2. Gina Carano.

That's a very exclusive list right there. They both should be honoured to be on it.

If you're over 15 (or whatever rating your country has seen fit to bestow onto Haywire) go watch it. Don't expect explosions and car chases, and you might like it as much as I did.

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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And I'm glad about that, I promise.

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Sparky Braginski said...

Gotta go.

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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yes, about not knowing you.


Bye Sparky! *runs after her, but in the opposite direction* *hits a wall, then tumbles down the stairs*

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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, everyone who meets me doesn't like me simply because I talk fifty miles an hour about Skulduggery and narwhals and hurting people, then I usually punch them in the face.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't even care what you're going to say, just so you know.

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Gabriel said...

I don't hit people I usually just give them a scary threat then they go leave me alone .

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

So I'm cold, am I ? That's because I'm so cool.


And you? You're a dingleberry.

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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Don't deny the dingleberryness. You can't deny your destiny.


You're also a snozcomber. And a dipperonie. And gusterd. And a gubungaberger.

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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm glad I made that clear.


Oh, and you can look up dingleberry in a dictionary. It has a definition.

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Sparky Braginski said...

I know when she stopped liking you.

*coughcough*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

A few minutes ago. And I dislike you because in my opinion, you are now a very dislikable person.

Sparky Braginski said...

Actually, there are two reasons.

But the second one's a secret.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*laughs hysterically at Sparky's comment*

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Sparky Braginski said...

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT VAL.

Liar.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I told Amanda the second reason XD

Sparky Braginski said...

*laughs about the second reason*

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Sparky Braginski said...

Possibly.

Wait, YES.

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LittleBlackFairy aka. Ebony said...

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an aussie!!!!!!1
about time!
p.s love you derek!
(dont take that too seriously)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Emotionless? Stop being emo.

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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

NS, Amanda is part of this conversation (not-so-secretly) and she says that you are a flarptod.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Evil, evil writer...teasing us like that. *shakes head* you should be ashamed of yourself.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*throws brush at Dantea's head in greeting*

Sparky Braginski said...

DANTEA!!!

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN AGES!!!

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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Because that's how stupid talk.

Dantea Dredkin said...

*pushes Val in lake. in greeting, of course.*

Ya, I switched back over to fanfiction for a while. I'm not good at multi-tasking my obsesions, unfourtionetly.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*climbs out of lake* *hears Amanda giggling and glances at her drawing* AMANDA!!!

Dantea Dredkin said...

Ahhh...I have missed the insanity.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Amanda's drawing a picture of Zinnia Batty falling on top of Audacious... It's hilarious XD

Sparky Braginski said...

I must see this picture.

Kirsty said...

Derek Landy...That's just cruel. You. Are. Mean. A. Lot.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Uhhh...ok. Like I said, insanity. :)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh God, Audacious looks weird...


*hears Amanda gag* *looks at her* AMANDA! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? DON'T EAT INK! NO, DON'T WIPE YOUR TONGUE ON THE PAPER!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

*slams head on desk four times, then looks up with eyes unfocused*

Is that a brick?

*gets hit on head with falling brick*

*falls out of chair*

Ow...

*gets up, brushes self off, takes step forward, overbalances and falls*

Help me...

Dantea Dredkin said...

INK POINSING!!! The number one cause of wich is school and office workers!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Amanda, I swear to God... *watches her lick the paper again to get the ink off her tongue* WILL YOU STOP THAT?!?

Dantea Dredkin said...

*helps sparky stand*

What is wrong with you?

*trips sparky. glues to floor*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*Amanda tries to wipe paper across my arm* AMANDA! *smacks it away*

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Dantea Dredkin said...

*Unleashes hoard of night crawlers on Val.*

Uhhh...Derek did it.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Uh... amanda drew a picture of a cat jumping over a moon with a face and said it was a caterpillar without a face...

Sparky Braginski said...

*laughs*

I just made Hayley tackle Ivy.

This is hilarious.

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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

DON'T BLAME DEREK, DANTEA!

Dantea Dredkin said...

*likes Knox. unleashes hords of night crawlers on him*

Mwahaha!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oooh, can I pull Hayley's head off?

Sparky Braginski said...

No.

Dantea Dredkin said...

derek insane-ness-ess my brain! I'm cross with him today. He teased me in the blog.

Sparky Braginski said...

...?

Dantea Dredkin said...

@Sparky, crossly: I thought I glued you to the floor.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm better now.

Val, Ivy was about to try to pull Hayley's head off, but I intervened.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Okay, as long as I can almost pull it off.

Sparky Braginski said...

You tried.

I tackled you.

So you didn't.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*mutters something about being tackled too often*

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Dantea Dredkin said...

China, why do keep saying, "..."?

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Gabriel said...

Call me Gabriel

Gabriel said...

I'm bored that's why.

Gabriel said...

Nobody have you chosen a name yet?

Nixion Strange said...

No... By the end of the week, i WILL have a name

Gabriel said...

Ok that's good. What branch of magic will you choose?

Dantea Dredkin said...

How about Bob? I can remember Bob.

Gabriel said...

Lol.

Sparky Braginski said...

http://insidesparkybraginskishead.blogspot.com.au/2012/02/so-ive-been-writing-short-story.html

HAH!

Dantea Dredkin said...

Or Atticus. I like Atticus.

Gabriel said...

Don't, I 'm gonna change my name now.

Nixion Strange said...

Bob? I already ahev an imaginary friend named Bob

And my branch of magic is the Bone-breaking ability, like Teseract

Sparky Braginski said...

*laughs*

Dantea you're funny!

*noogies Dantea*

Gabriel said...

There Changed my name..I think.

Nixion Strange said...

Yes you did

Gabriel said...

Guess what branch of magic I'll take?

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Nixion Strange said...

Elemantal, teleporter?

Dantea Dredkin said...

Ahhhh! Noooooo! My hair! I just got it perfect!

Gabriel said...

Yes, Sigil Magic to be exact.

Gabriel said...

Adept, I mean.

Sparky Braginski said...

*laughs again*

Can I call you Dan?

It's so much faster.

Nixion Strange said...

OMG

end of the world comes out on the second of febuary at dymocks

Sparky Braginski said...

WHAT!?

*grips Nobody's shirt*

DO YOU DARE PLAY AROUND WITH ME ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD.

Gabriel said...

I thought it was March...

Sparky Braginski said...

*DON'T.

Nixion Strange said...

http://www.dymocks.com.au/ProductDetails/ProductDetail.aspx?R=9780007466788

it says second of feb

Nixion Strange said...

actually, it's the 21st

my computer has some weird pixle problem

Gabriel said...

I am gonna collect all the books in paperback and hardback.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It comes out March 8th...

Nixion Strange said...

Don't kill me...

Sparky Braginski said...

OH MY GOLDEN GOD.

IT CAN'T BE TRUE.

IT SAYS THE TWENTY-FIRST OF FEBRUARY.

Gabriel said...

Okay.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Sure, Dan is my fater's name. I can pretend to him for a while.

AND ARE YOU FREAKIN SEIROUS!? THATS...LIKE...SOON!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

WHY DOES IT SAY TWENTY-FIRST OF FEBRUARY?

I can get The End Of The World at the end of this month.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I have almost all the books paperback and hardback already. Although, that's what you'd assume when someone has 19 Skulduggery books...

Gabriel said...

What? It said on the back of Death Bringer it comes out on March. Or maybe it's because I'm in NZ...

Dantea Dredkin said...

Father, I mean. I meant Father.

Gabriel said...

Damn.

Sparky Braginski said...

I can get The End Of The World at the end of this month.

Which means I can read the short story before March.


Please Golden God, let it be true.

Nixion Strange said...

Yay. Everyone's to happy to kill me

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Gabriel said...

We won't kill you.. unless you annoy me. But that rarely happens.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh, Amanda says you're all dipperonies.

Nixion Strange said...

i think everyone gets it earlier

Sparky Braginski said...

I NEED TO GET THAT BOOK.

Gabriel said...

Dipperonies?

Nixion Strange said...

but on angus and robeson it says 8th march

mmm

i trust dymocks more

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Gabriel said...

Am I the only one in New Zealand?!??

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It comes out march 8th. Derek even said. And on Amazon, which is super reliable, it says March 8th.

Nixion Strange said...

i trust dymocks

with death bringer, i got the book a week earlier

Dantea Dredkin said...

Hehe...I'm editing my profile pic onto Skul's crest, and it looks wicked.

Skulduggery Artem Perfici Posse Vere Insana!

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Gabriel said...

Okay... March 8th.

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Gabriel said...

Lol, is Nobody is still here?

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Nixion Strange said...

if i get it on feb 21st, i will laugh at all of you

Nixion Strange said...

LAUGH, I SAY

Dantea Dredkin said...

I be gone, guys. It gettin late here-Oh! Brass moinkey just came ont he radio!-so night to all minions!

Gabriel said...

I don't care. It doesn't even apply to me. I'm in New Zealand.

Nixion Strange said...

Sparky? Val?

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Gabriel said...

Now?

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Sparky Braginski said...

GEEZ CHILL.

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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You can't command when I come on. I come when I want.

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Nixion Strange said...

There heeere

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Nixion Strange said...

1st

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Gabriel said...

Do I have to keep refreshing this page to see the new comments?

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Nixion Strange said...

1st

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Nixion Strange said...

1st

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1st

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1st

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Gabriel said...

2nd

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Nixion Strange said...

ILING CAIBNETS

Gabriel said...

What?

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Nixion Strange said...

I was 3rd dedicate it to the runner ups

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Gabriel said...

Oh, Put China Sorrows in.

Nixion Strange said...

That's two pages dedicated to me, and i've dedicated two pages

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Gabriel said...

But that's me I'm her minion. Never Mind.

Nixion Strange said...

Chain?!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Gabriel said...

What's the dedication for?

Gabriel said...

Lol. Laughing is viral.

Nixion Strange said...

Where are Sparky and Val

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