So much to do, so little time...
You may have noticed a distinct lack of updates since, er, the last post. This is MOSTLY because I was knocked off the internet for a few days, which allowed me to focus on writing. The latest book is going well, you'll be pleased to hear. Still don't know what it's called, but I'm sure it'll come to me, and it'll be typically brilliant.
I'm writing this one in sequence, which is unusual for me. Usually I'll skip forward and back, writing the cool stuff and then fitting it all together later, like a jigsaw. But this one is different. This one, I started with the first chapter and just kept going. I'm leaving gaps as I go- maybe I'll write half a chapter and move on, or maybe I'll just write the dialogue in a scene and add in the actions somewhere down the line. It means I'm moving quickly, getting down the CORE of the story as I go. Assuming I continue like this, it means that when I'm done I'll have the bare essentials of the book written, and I'll just need to go back and flesh everything out.
I'm not sure why, after six books, I've suddenly changed my approach. Possibly because there really is no more room for error. I only have three books left, and everything has to be set up and in place. I need to be a lot more disciplined in my storytelling or else I'll get to the final book and realise I've forgotten to mention something in an earlier book, and it'll ruin EVERYTHING...
My mind is basically on Skulduggery and nothing else at the moment. When I'm driving, I'm thinking about plot. The moment I wake up, I'm thinking about scenes. Publication is September 1st (or thereabouts) and I really don't have any time to waste.
A few days ago I was in the car, thinking about books 8 and 9, and I realised something MAJOR. Something HUMUNGOUS. I'm not saying if this story development is fantastically fun or utterly devastating, but it'll happen somewhere in Book 8- probably around the middle. And this is a development that wasn't in my overall scheme of things. When I planned these books, this development did not happen. But now, because of the slight changes and shifts that come with writing any book, I realised that this development was essential. I know this is all a gigantic tease to you, my Minions, because I'm talking about something you won't get to read about until 2013, but dear GOD I can't wait to write it. Oh wow it's gonna be brilliant. But I can't tell you what it is. Sorry.
And that's pretty much all I've been doing. Oh, I went to see Haywire the other day. Haywire is a spy/action movie, some of which was filmed in Dublin, and it stars Gina Carano, a UFC fighter. It's an odd movie, very low key, very non-flashy. I absolutely loved it. And I have a new crush, bringing my Crushes on Actresses to a grand total of two.
1. Alexis Bledel.
2. Gina Carano.
That's a very exclusive list right there. They both should be honoured to be on it.
If you're over 15 (or whatever rating your country has seen fit to bestow onto Haywire) go watch it. Don't expect explosions and car chases, and you might like it as much as I did.
Saturday, February 4, 2012
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Oh! Well, um, I'll have to start from scratch, because I don't actually have um, myself as a sorcerer. I'll start from scratch, yes.
No thanks. I'm fine.
What?
*hugs Eve*
YAY!!!
Oh, okay. Thanks for the info, Gabriel. *nods*
I'll stay in New Zealand. There's no snakes here. And I have cousins there.
Okay. Here I go. COMMENCE IMAGINING PROCESS.
Eve, what are you talking about?
Gabriel, health and dental, what is wrong with you?
Sparky,... still no argument
and are you asking people for characters?
Yeah but you don't have cockatoos and kookaburras! You only have kiwi birds and pukekos!
...
*looks at Nix*
...
I'm talking about...um...COMMENCE REMEMBERING PROCESS
REMEMBER EVE, SEND THE INFO IN THE E-MAIL!!!
Yeah, I will.
HA! And i have never seen one snake outside a zoo... besides those few times, but they weren't that deadly
Still, I could hardly care for animalS. They are animals, so what? Plus I could provide you guuys a million reasons not to come there.
you asked eve something about a character, so what was it?
Dear Golden God, EVERYTHING'S deadly here.
Snakes, Spiders, Sharks, Alligators, Birds.
WE HAVE DEADLY BIRDS.
and just because im Australian, dosen't mean i have to care for animals
i live in the suburbs, near a city!
we have crocidiles Sparky, not aligators
NZ!!!
New Zealand is just part of Australia that drifted of thousands of years ago
But now it is independent!
Crocs, sorry.
Wait no it's not!
Sydney's a better place to be. It's got the Opera House. What does Adelaide have? Uh...the Festival Theatre?
What are you talking to Eve about
I have feelings you know, if you are saying stuff about me, say it to my face
*has mental breakdown*
We aren't talking about you Nix.
and Melbounrne got the tallest building in the southern heimistphere
Are you guys still surrounding me?
And New Zealand is cool
Everyone is tallking about me!
You, my friends at school, my family
EVERYONE!
We were talking about the banana fest, and we didn't want you to find out 'cause you're not invited. Terribly sorry.
(BEGINS HYPERFENTILATING)
LOL
*laughs at Eve's comment*
*laughs harder at Nix's one*
people say im pariniod, isn't that insane
*nervous laugh while checking room for cameras*
Got the bananas ready, Sparky?
Paranoid isn't insane.
*suddenly disappears*
All ready Eve.
They're purple and everything.
*winks and giggles*
i never said it was, i said it was insane to say im paraniod.
*puts tinfoil hat on*
I can't find the right banana, Sparky. None of them scream ME.
Huh?
Aw. Gabriel disappeared
I didn't do it! Nobody saw my do it, you can't pin this on me!
I'm not telling anyone, Sparky. I promise.
that was not an hour
Really?
Even the burrowing banana?
The... the...
That's all I got.
*tackles Mist*
YOU SHOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING, YOU SPYING WORM.
I'm okay now.
*gets up and smiles*
told you she didn't know you were there
the exploding banana?
the rotten banaa?
Oh, the chicken-head eating banana
Mist!
I actually didn't ever s- OUCH!
*falls as Sparky tackles me* *lays there as Sparky gets us*
…Ow...
*reappears*
What's happening?
Wait. I think I know what banana I'm looking for now, Sparky.
you done with chapter 2 yet?
*Gets up*
You can hit me if you want. Hard. As hard as you can. If you like.
Hi Eve!
Gabriel! You're back!
Really Eve?
Can I hit you?
see! Told you i didn't do it!
Yeah. Give me some time. I'll find it.
What? I'm totally lost.
yes
how come Sparky's comment just dissapered?
What's happening!??
Whoa, why'd that happen?
will it happen again?
I don't think so...
Eve, you can hit me if you like but you don't really have motivation. I was talking to Sparky.
NIX! EVE! GAB! SPARKY (if you care)! CH 2 IS DONE!
http://myuselessshortstories.blogspot.com.au/
http://myuselessshortstories.blogspot.com.au/
It's not very good though...Or long.
I didn't read it. I was only looking for my name.
Ready Eve?
You aren't there yet.
Only Nixion and Zathract are mentioned so far. And Lyra but she isn't in it yet.
My chapter 2 is done
it's been done for an hour
http://nobodyisblogging.blogspot.com.au/
Yes! I must read it! Now! I'll find my banana soon, Sparky. When I find it, I'll try it, and if it tastes nice, I'll send it over.
Great, because I need it soon.
Like, now.
does anyone read my one?
seriously, what are you talking about Sparky?
I know it has something to do with characters
i READ IT. tHERE ARE SOME DISTURBING PARTS LIKE NEAR THE BEGINNING OF CHAPTER 2.
We're talking about the banana fest!
At the Big Banana!
Trying to kill him was one thing, staying behind with Mist was a whole other kind of torture.
That was hilarious!
i like writng
and sparky, you live in nsw, eve lives in sa
it's something about characters
just tell me!
No!
*smiles and messes up Nix's hair*
im older than you
you can't mess up my hair
it's not fair
*stomps foot and sulks*
Oh. Okay. I'll be quick. It's got to be SOMEWHERE....
I'm reading your story Nixion. You totally aced Mahogany's character! Thank you! I laughed out loud at the dragracing part. :D
How old are you Nix?
He's 14
Great.
EVE, HURRY UP PLEASE!
14, going on 15
but im very imature
(and i spell like a three year old)
13, going on 14.
And people always think I'm a year younger than I am which is irritating, to say the very least.
my favorite part was
“As you know, there is a serious problem. A group of sorcerers called Super Happy Fun Time Turtle-“
“Huh?” one of the Elders exclaimed.
“No, I’m serious now; it’s called Live Evil More Often Now. Or Lemon or short-”
“For god’s sake Zathract Mist-”
EVE!!!
i'm small for my age
not like tiny, but i know a few 12 year old taller ten me
OK, Nix, I've decided that my story will be the sequel to yours so everytime a chapter comes out by you I'll take it and edit it and extend parts and stuff and continue on mine when I'm not editing yours. So also make sure to include Lyra Blue and Gabriel Colbat in your story. Sound good?
And then I can hopefully include some of the characters in yours in mine afterwards.
Also you should call your story The Remaining.
cool
Lyra Blue is Eve's character, right? im gonna have to get her permission
EVE HURRY UP I HAVE FIFTEEN MORE MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, Lyra is Izz's. And she already gave you permission I think.
or is it Izz's
HURRY HURRY HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no, she didn't give me her permission
NOW EVE, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
so what do i exactly do to the story?
EVE!!!
EVE!!!
EVE!!!
Sorry I took so long. I couldn't find that damn banana...
SEND SEND SEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, Nix. You should call your book "Mist and Nix" or "Nix and Mist" and so then it will make sense when mine will be titled "Mist and Nix: The Zombie Force".
banana means character, right?
No, banana means banana.
SEND IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
I sent it...
GREAT!!!!!
You don't need to change anything to it, just keep putting up the chapters on your blog and make sure to include the characters Lyra Blue and Gabriel Colbat.
Okay. Phew. I thought you were going to chop my head off for a second there.
I'm already planning to use Gab, (in my next chapter or two) but i need Izz's permission for Lyra
The banana has been entered.
*winks*
Gotta go.
IT'S CHARACTER OR SOMETHING, I KNOW IT IS!!!!
Bye Sparky!
Bye Sparky!
Talk about mayhem.
So what we're writing is really just a draft Mist?
Cause we'll have to change it a lot if we want to get it published.
By the way...
i just want everyone to know...
that...
i'll
be...
You'll what?
First
First
First
First
First
First
First
WHAT?!!
FIRST!
DAMMIT.
what?
NOOOOOO!!1
First
You'll be what?
SON OF A B*TCH!
I was busy typing! It's not fair!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I AM EVIL!!!!
YOU'LL BE WHAT?
I'll be first
YOU SON OF a B*TCH!
GOD DAMN IT, NIX!
AAARGH!!
WHY IS IT ALWAYS ****** ******** *****, ****** ***** ****!! IT'S JUST ***** *********** ************************************************************!!!
...I'm good. And yes, we're basically doing a draft. Just an advanced draft.
Oh, you.....*starts growling*
Cool Mist
And now, back to laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*whistles happy birthday*
How are we all?
Shut up It's not funny.
*pulls out gun*
That, I have to admit, was actually not only clever, but an incredibly well thought out last minute timing.
Hey is, perfect timing
Oh. Who's birthday is it?
IZZ! Hello!
LIKE ME
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Hi Izz!
Happy birthday for Saturday!
it's sunday here
Happy Birthday
HA! MINE!
It's MY birthday today!
*pulls manic grin*
my birthday. all mine.
Happy Birthday.
http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/h/happy_birthday_candles-2010.jpg
Yeah I know
*Clears throut*
And now my dedication
To Nix and Mist, and awesome story
Derek Landy, the author of The Awesome Story
To all my friends here, seriously, how could you not notice
And to my intellect, I am a master stragigest
I have a purple banana cake!
Nice pic gabe. Danke.
Oh, happy birthday Izz!!!
(continue of dedication)
And to IzzFizz, Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday, Izz!
Can Nix use Lyra in his story then?
hey izz, three things
Happy Birthday
For a laugh, check out my trick on the last page,
And I REALLY need to use Lyra Blue in my story
(Mist, explain. I will go back to laughing)
Ja. Go for it.
Yay!
HAHAHAHAHA
thanks Izz. Did you check out my trick on the last pasge
read the last 20 comments
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Nobody. I believe that form of getting first is commonly known as cheating.
But as long as I'm in the dedication I fine with it.
And thank you Mist, for realising my intellect
*starts drag racing*
Ahaha!
That is one of the best moments of my life
(kinda sad, but still)
Why am I feeling confused?
Woohooooooooooooooooooo! *crashes*
...Uh-oh.
Valkyrie! *pulls out needle*
Hi Val
and you should be thanking me Eve, i made you drag race in the first place
Sparky was looking for you before
I AM thsnking you, Nixion! This is my way of thanking you! Also, call an ambulance.
*sigh*
I'm being bullied into making my own dinner.
Wiedersehen everyone.
Does that mean goodbye?
And you don't need an ambulance Eve, thoses are just flesh wounds
Uhhh, is you foot meant to be pointing that way?
*hides from Eve's needle*
*looks down at foot* I think you might be right*
You cannot escape the needle, Darquesse. Uh, sorry, VALKYRIE. *winks quite obviously*
Speak Mortals!
I'm speaking!
gooood
Hiiiiiiiiiiii!
Mist, you have been quite silent
*hits Mist* I forgot to do that before.
That's because I've been editing Ch 1 of your story.
*swears that Eve just said 'Darquesse' out loud*
Today, I went to the mall with my friends (I NEVER do that kind of stuff, so it was kind of weird), and we were getting ice cream and the lady said, "And what is your name? I need to know who to give the order to."
So I said, "My name's Valkyrie."
She frowned. "Valerie?"
"No, Valkyrie. With a K."
She nodded. "Cooooooool."
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