Thursday, February 23, 2012

The End Of The World Is Nigh

Just got word- The End Of The World has officially been released.

I thought it wouldn't be available until the 1st of March, World Book Day, but apparently they release their books a week or two early so that people will have them in their hands for the day in question. I think the vouchers can be used in participating shops from tomorrow onwards, but if you don't have a voucher the books themselves are real cheap, so it shouldn't break the bank.

TEOTW isn't the only World Book Day book, of course, so look around, see if anything else takes your fancy.

The A/NZ version of TEOTW will be released tomorrow, I'm told. The only difference between the two versions are the extras at the back. In the A/NZ, there's the short story using characters created by Minions -with-funny-accents right here in this Blog (and don't worry, this story will be collected along with all of the others and released to the world sometime between now and Book Nine).

In the UK and Ireland version of TEOTW, instead of a story, we have some deleted scenes from my first draft of the first Skulduggery book. I figured it might be interesting to give you a peek into what Val's home life would have been like if I hadn't come up with the idea of the reflection. Here's a hint: it'd be completely different. No warmth, or humour, or Melissa rolling her eyes while Desmond does something odd. Have a read, and then see which one you prefer.

Oh, and to all you competition winners who have been sent the signed books, I still have to send you a signed copy of Death Bringer. I've signed them and everything, I just haven't, er, sent them yet.  Ahem. The upside is that now I'll be able to send you signed copies of TEOTW as well- so yay me!

Oh, and as usual, even though TEOTW is only a novelette, keep spoilers to an absolute minimum in the comments section. You may continue to babble now.

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Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*rolls eyes as he sinks deeper and deeper*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Stephanie Edgley said...

I just realised, my finger is all slopey where i tap my phone with it.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*gnaws on live chicken*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Stop spamming.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Heheheh do youthink I'm annoying? I think I'm annoying! *laughs* I AM ANNOYING! *squeals with delight* I can go on forever about how annoying I am. Did you know that? I knew that! HEHEHEHE. I am annoying. I AM ANNOYING! *I am annoying*








































































I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING

Zathract Mist said...

*shrugs and grabs second vial of one I duplicated*

There's heaps actually.

*points at huge pile of vials*

Eve the ROCK said...

It doesn't matter. The antidote doesn't work unless I give it to u willingly.

Zathract Mist said...

I'm available to talk on Skype for anyone who doesn't want to watch FreakFan spam.

Ebony Law said...

Freakfan. Remember what you said about being less annoying? And us having the little friendship we have going? Go on. Calm yourself.

Stephanie Edgley said...

I love this time of night.

Ebony Law said...

It's not a robot or anything. It'll work if I want it too.

Eve the ROCK said...

It's the morning for me.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Sorry.



*calms down*





Better?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hi

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*sucks lollipop*

Eve the ROCK said...

Better. It's magic. Anything can happen. If you drink the antidote if I don't want u to, your live chicken pox will get worse and worser.

Stephanie Edgley said...

SKYPE??? I can't go on skype, i'm mean to be asleep!

Hey, my sister is talking to her friend about me and my hatred.of llamas. My sister is having a sleepover, by the way.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Zath I would talk on skype with you bit my mother is here

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hahahaha - I'm famous!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I got skype

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Well, at least my llamas are

Zathract Mist said...

But you don't want it to get worse for me...do you?

Zathract Mist said...

I meant just chat, guys. IM, not speech.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*runs around with giant scissors*




I LOVE SCISSORS! THEY MAKE ME FEEL DANGEROUS! ^^

Eve the ROCK said...

You wOnt be famous any longer. You're going to die.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I know what you meant bit ive been talking on skype alot and if my mum finds I have an account I'll be dead

Stephanie Edgley said...

I don't have skype but my sister does. It would be cool to talk to people on here though, see what they're actually like.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I'm famous!

I'm famoooous

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

I'm not gonna die!

Eve the ROCK said...

I already gave u the antidote, Mist. Freak fan on the other hand is doomed.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh my mo. Knows i got skype cuz we skype my sos

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, good.

*reaches for shades and watches FreakFan begin to die*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Dadadadum.

I'm skyping sparky soon

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

No I'm not! my llamas and snails and scissors have also been eating them and they're not dead!





*llamas and snails drop dead*




Oh S**T!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

If you take the eats live chicken part out of your name, and you stop eating live chickens, then I'll give u the antidote and u wont die.

Stephanie Edgley said...

My sister just uses skyoe to skype her school friends. I don't really see the point in that, to be honest.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Damn it. Fine

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I havent added anyone to skype but my is

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm waiting, Freak fan

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Okay.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

I DID IT!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*waits for antidote*

Ebony Law said...

-Puts salt on snails-

Heheheeh.

Eve the ROCK said...

Eh. Good enough. Now keep it like that.

Ebony Law said...

Rockin' da house, mon.

Zathract Mist said...

I'm listening to Skulduggery Pleasant on the UK website.
Random fact.

*drinks slushie*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

SIR, YES SIR!

Eve the ROCK said...

*gives antidote*

Stephanie Edgley said...

Heheheeh indeed, dylan.

Ebony Law said...

I'm awesome.

































































































































































































































































































































You know it, I know it.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

SORRY EVERYONE IVE GTG!!!! Yes i know. Everyone will miss my awesome =ness. BYE DYLAN!



Thx Eve.

Eve the ROCK said...

I was too. But I like listening to myself read it.

Ebony Law said...

Byebyeeee.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im reading Death Bringer....YAY SNOOOOOWWWWW

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye freakfan

Ebony Law said...

I keep trying to make Skulduggery out of Lego, but I think I need Indiana Jones' hat...

Zathract Mist said...

Bye FreakFan.

Dylan, you had better not start spamming.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Nobody who leaves tons and tons of spaces in their comments is awesome.

Ebony Law said...

-Sniggers-


I've already read TEOTW, Zafira. I WIN!!!! :DDDDDDD BINGOOO.

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!!

Ebony Law said...

I'm not going to spam. Sorry about the long space. ... -Nervousness-

Stephanie Edgley said...

YAY!!!!!!! FREAKFAN'S GONE!!!!!!

Did anyone notice i was completely ignoring her?

Ebony Law said...

-Runs like ninja in long black coat and awesome tight trousers and undergarment and Eve doesn't notice me-

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah, well, I'm getting Haunted tomorrow. It has Derek Landy in it .

Zathract Mist said...

EEEEEEEEEEEVE! END OF THE WORLD IS ON IBOOKS!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well Dylan if you live in the UK then you got an advantage.....i live in America

Zathract Mist said...

*does victory dance*

*looks at my credit*

...No...No...no, no, no, no, NO!

*starts hitting desk*

I don't have any money!!!

Stephanie Edgley said...

Okay. So long as you don't do it again, i shall allow you to be considored awesome.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I've read haunted

Ebony Law said...

-Slowly unhinges hook on back of Eve's Hammock and she falls back and does a rolly polly backwards-
-I run like Ninja and escape and get away with it-

Ebony Law said...

I live in Australia. So I got a BIGGER advantage.

Stephanie Edgley said...

I just topped up today. And i'm using a network now.

Ebony Law said...

-Grabs Star and hugs-

Eve the ROCK said...

I noticed. What I didn't notice was Dylan. Where is that crazy ninja?

Zathract Mist said...

*starts sobbing*

Damn Dymocks!

Ebony Law said...

-'Naturally' the song comes on and a disco ball comes down-

Eve the ROCK said...

Omigod.

Ebony Law said...

-Flips out of nowhere and taps from behind and scares the freaking crap outta you-

Stephanie Edgley said...

Speaking of ninjas, i have mnpmtb.

Ebony Law said...

My sister keeps shaking the Coke and now it's flat and cold. But that's GOOD. I like Coke like that sometimes.

Ebony Law said...

I hate the taste of normal Coke. I prefer Diet. which is what Ima drinking now.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Exactly. But im getting TEOTW for Easter so idc

Ebony Law said...

Gaah. What's MNPMTB?

Ebony Law said...

I know a really long word.

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis.

No, it's not copy and pasted.

Stephanie Edgley said...

*groans* At midnight i have to go to a midnight feast with my sister anf her friend. I'd rather stay here and throw confetti instead.

Ebony Law said...

I'd rather chu stay too, Star. :(

-Throws confetti around Star-

Ebony Law said...

Too sad...

Stephanie Edgley said...

Mnpmtb = munckin-ninja-penguin-minions-to-be

Stephanie Edgley said...

It's not midnight yet. It's 11:25 PM.

Ebony Law said...

Hm.

Ebony Law said...

Then we have LOTS of time left. ^_^

Stephanie Edgley said...

Did flame go?

Stephanie Edgley said...

I'll probably throw confetti, go there, then come back here.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hi

Ebony Law said...

Is Zathract and Zafira still on?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im on still

Stephanie Edgley said...

And where did eve go, anyway?

Zathract Mist said...

Here

*goes back to sobbing and cursing Dymocks*

Where's Eve?

Ebony Law said...

Everyone, TALK! Let's so an action thing. With the *'s and the -s

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

They are proably emailing or skyping

Stephanie Edgley said...

I think zathract ran out of credit.

Zathract Mist said...

No.

*gets back into hammock*

I'll kill zombies when I read End of the World...

Ebony Law said...

It's okay, Zathract.

-Starts to make my own treehouse-


EVERYONE HEEEEELP! :D

Zathract Mist said...

No more credit...no End of the World.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Oh no, he's here.

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, guys?

Zathract Mist said...

1st

Ebony Law said...

Zathract.
Would you like me to give you a teensy bit of the book to quench your thirst?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ooooooohhhhh

Ebony Law said...

FIRST FIRST FIRST!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*throws Dylan in lake*

Ebony Law said...

Fourth!

Stephanie Edgley said...

I meant, no he didn't run out of credit, he's here. Not, he's here, that's a bad thing.

Ebony Law said...

-Jumps out of lake-

Ebony Law said...

-Gestures hand across body and lifts all water from me and water splashes back into lake-

Zathract Mist said...

I dedicate this page to:

- Eve
- Flame
- Sparky
- Zafira
- Star
- Nixion
- Thrust
- Gab
- Dylan
- Jakro
- Lynixa
- Eve again
- Me
- [insert whoever else I forgot]

Zathract Mist said...

And the Golden God!

Zathract Mist said...

And money!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

You can't improved that much since like an hour ago.

You may have learned things bit it'll still be an unfair fight.

Stephanie Edgley said...

NO NO NO DYLAN NO SPOILERS! *jams hands firmly over ears*

Or should i make that: *jams hands firmly over screen*

Stephanie Edgley said...

Thanks zathract!

Ebony Law said...
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Stephanie Edgley said...

NO NO NO! NO SPOILERS!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lol cant forget the Golden God

Ebony Law said...

It's rather funny, don't you think?

Stephanie Edgley said...

11:37 PM.

Ebony Law said...

Star doesn't want a spoiler. Yet she read what I typed. Don't deny it!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Dylan delete that you bloody idiot
I'm after reading it.

You bullshittrr

Stephanie Edgley said...

I didn't read it.

Ebony Law said...

How do I delete it? And I won't until Zathract reads it. If he wants too.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Already got and read TEOTWof love it! It says in the back f the book about a competition though? Can't seem to find anything on the website about it. Thanks for being amazing!

Ebony Law said...

Caroline. The competition has already taken place. It was the story created by Derek using the characters two of us Minions made up.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Add spoiler warnings its only fair

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hey Dylan people don't like spoilers.


Delete it.

Ebony Law said...

I don't know how to delete it!

Stephanie Edgley said...

I didn't. Honest. I read the one you put before, but as soon as i saw the wird ryan on this one i stopped reading. I don't want spoilers.

Ebony Law said...

TELL ME HOW TO DELETE!

Stephanie Edgley said...

To delete press the little rubbish bin in tbe bottom left corner.

Zathract Mist said...

Delete it. Please. No spoilers.

Stephanie Edgley said...

*yawns* 11:42 PM . . .

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Yes I'm In bed

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lol star im just eating dinner

Ebony Law said...

Deleted like you asked. Zathract? You there?

Nixion Strange said...

OWWWWW

Helena Ember Sky said...

Dylan, you obviously haven't read the last page of the book.

Stephanie Edgley said...

I'm in bed too. I can hear my sister and her friend talking.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Dylan.

Show me what you have.

*clicks fingers and fires emerges in spirals of hot burn rods*

Zathract Mist said...

Nixion, are you finished yet?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Nixion!
Hi

Stephanie Edgley said...

Thanks dylan! *gives cookie*

Anybody else want one?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Nah lent.

Nixion Strange said...

just got home
*slaps List upside the head*

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hi nix!

11:46 PM.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

From what nix?

Nixion Strange said...

cricket
and my shoulder hurts the hell

Ebony Law said...

Hey, Nixion. What weapon does your character have?

Nixion Strange said...

MACHETE! HAHAHAHA

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oooh i got tasered by a Peacekeeper for attacking a Gamemaker.....i got put in a locked room....but imma good girl

Stephanie Edgley said...

Oh yeah . . . I completely forgot about lent. So i haven't given anything up. Dammit. I can start now, i suppose. Any ideas, people?

Ebony Law said...

Uh. What do you mean, Flame?

'Show me what you have'?

Zathract Mist said...

Machete.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Zath an Eve up a tree kissing!

First comes love

Then comes marriage

And finally a baby in a golden carriage

Ebony Law said...

I'm Catholic, too.

Ebony Law said...

I got a katana. :D

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Do what I dud star.


Give up everythingx

Well everything but. Chocolate spread and popcorn

Stephanie Edgley said...

I could give up sweets, starting tomorrow. Okay, i think i'll do that.

Zathract Mist said...

Firstly that isn't even true seeing as I don't know where Eve is, secondly you're one to talk; You and Sparky never stop when you're both on at the same time.

Ebony Law said...

Listen to this weird joke. I'll use two people I made up.

Alice and Jason sitting in a tree. K-I-S-I-N-G-... Wait...

Nixion Strange said...

CATHLOC RULES!

for lent im giving up... fighting in blogland
(it's big, i know, but i think i can last...)

Nixion Strange said...
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Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I know we never stop. That's Cos we are deeply in love and want to be with each other and spend each moment together, forever.

Ebony Law said...

You know how people come around and give you the letter and they count how many people are in each country for a world body count?

And there's a religion thing. In 2010, more than 40% of people put their religion as 'Jedi'.

Zathract Mist said...

It's just dumb to tease us about it then. And it hasn't even happened.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I tried giving up sonething i failed

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

What hasn't?

And lol dylan

Ebony Law said...

I gave up chocolate...

Nixion Strange said...

jedism is actually a religion

Ebony Law said...

Thanks, Flame.

Ebony Law said...

Nonsense!

Nixion Strange said...

look it up

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I gave up everything but popcorn and chocolate spread.

Everyone in my class except five broke it today. My history teacher brought in a box of roses.

I didn't.

Ebony Law said...

If people try to use the force, that's just sad...


Or Dragon Ball Z obsessed people. Like they try to do 'Kamehameha'.
It's just... sad.

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, and we aren't getting married.

Zathract Mist said...

I like Dragonball Z! I'm apart of a role play forum with my own characters!

Ebony Law said...

~Joke~

My Teacher: Yeah, I play World Of Warcraft.

Me: But... you're old.

Nixion Strange said...

but we're not sad even though we use "magic"?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I know you aren't.

I never Said anything bout marriage

Zathract Mist said...

Except I don't try to kamehameha. Or Final Flash. Or Big Bang Attack. Or-

Nagier: SHUT UP!
Mist: Right, sorry.

Ebony Law said...

We use magic because we're nerdy Minions obsessed with out merciful Golden God. It's like a roleplay.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I scared my teacher

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hm

Ebony Law said...

~Joke~
-Hears knocking on door-
-Walks over to door-
Hello?
Man: Hi! I'd like to sell this vacuum clea--

-Slams door in face and goes back to couch-

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I miss sparky.

Ebony Law said...

First. FIRST. FIRRRST!

Nixion Strange said...

does anyone know when The Golden God is comming to Aus?

Ebony Law said...

-Gets katana ready in case Nixion threatens to kill me again-

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