Just got word- The End Of The World has officially been released.
I thought it wouldn't be available until the 1st of March, World Book Day, but apparently they release their books a week or two early so that people will have them in their hands for the day in question. I think the vouchers can be used in participating shops from tomorrow onwards, but if you don't have a voucher the books themselves are real cheap, so it shouldn't break the bank.
TEOTW isn't the only World Book Day book, of course, so look around, see if anything else takes your fancy.
The A/NZ version of TEOTW will be released tomorrow, I'm told. The only difference between the two versions are the extras at the back. In the A/NZ, there's the short story using characters created by Minions -with-funny-accents right here in this Blog (and don't worry, this story will be collected along with all of the others and released to the world sometime between now and Book Nine).
In the UK and Ireland version of TEOTW, instead of a story, we have some deleted scenes from my first draft of the first Skulduggery book. I figured it might be interesting to give you a peek into what Val's home life would have been like if I hadn't come up with the idea of the reflection. Here's a hint: it'd be completely different. No warmth, or humour, or Melissa rolling her eyes while Desmond does something odd. Have a read, and then see which one you prefer.
Oh, and to all you competition winners who have been sent the signed books, I still have to send you a signed copy of Death Bringer. I've signed them and everything, I just haven't, er, sent them yet. Ahem. The upside is that now I'll be able to send you signed copies of TEOTW as well- so yay me!
Oh, and as usual, even though TEOTW is only a novelette, keep spoilers to an absolute minimum in the comments section. You may continue to babble now.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
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Me! Hi zathract! I dedicated this page to ypur tree house!
And yes, i'm back. Hello, people.
I am here im distracted by reading and role playing
Flame, I dedicated a page to everyone but her beacuse she:
1) knocked down a tree-house I built that took me an hour after she obliterated her own for no apparent reason other than that she felt like it
2) She transformed my tree-house that took me THREE hours to build after randomly appearing out of no where and changed it back into her own as well as taking MY tree
3) And didn't actually apologize (in a round about kind of way) until I had already left
I'm sure you can understand why I wasn't happy. I have a new tree house now, though, and everyone's allowed in it. It basically has everything too.
Oh, and thanks for the dedication, Star.
zath i repeat, what did you do to sparkyh/
Read my comment...?
*sends arms flying in air and stone treehouse erects*
*uses air to satatch it to his own tree*
*jumps into it*
I don't want you dead, dylan.
*hops into my hammock*
Zathract, do you have any rooms which AREN'T all black? Because black is just so . . . Dark. And . . . It presses in on you. Just asking.
-Bends down to look at something and necklace charms hang out. They're black and light aqua neon blue and they're both glowing-
*shrugs*
Have fun in that.
*pours slushie from slushie maker in tree-house*
Anyone want one?
-Claps hands twice and minion from Dispicable Me comes in and starts fanning me and I swing in my hammock lightly-
Sorry am writing so a little distracted :)
Oh, yes please, zathract!
I want onnnee. -Gives bag of Skittles- Put these in.
Yes, Star. Eve's room (you all have your own rooms) is purely purple and most of the rooms are actually a light dark blue. I repainted it last night.
Am, yeah, see the fact that mine barely took three movements is awesome.
i propose a battle
*i watch curiously*
*hands one to Star and another to Dylan* *pours skittles in*
~Quiz~
What would YOU do if Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain showed up at your door?
I would tell them to buzz off im reading harry potter
-Paints my room purple and light blue-
Damn. I accidently closed the comment window.
so whos up for battle?
an all 4 one
Screw Harry Potter. Skulduggery is better.
I be in shock lol
I would scream for about an hour and then sit them down and talk to them about how awesome they are while they roll their eyes (Valkyrie anyway) and then take pictures.
I reject, Flame. Also, yours is made out of stone. Also mine is better.
I'd probably invite them in and tell my mum her medication made her dreamy and she's pretending to be a ballooon and she's embarassing herself. :)
HAE EVERYONE!
*laughs evilly*
Start screaming?
Okay zathract. Dark blue's a cool colour.
Should i paint my room deep blye, light blue, oak green or pale green?
1500th
Oak green and Deep Blue.
Hey, Skulduggery Pleasant Biggest Fan Freak[LIAAAR]
*snorts*
What? It's true!
Hello, freakfan.
Have you seen my display name?
LIGHT BLUE ALL THE WAY!
*plays The Night by Disturbed*
fine then zath
Yes, I have. You've had it for a while. Very impressed.
*laughs*
Have you seen my awesome profile pic???
*laughs like a maniac*
Ugh I can't follow this, not tonight. I might be back later, probably not. Bye
I don't know how to change my picture!
Someone tell me exactly what to do to change it.
I g2g go
Click on your name and then edit profile.
Well, i can always change it later, so . . . *paints walls oak green and the ceiling brown. Fits a nrown carpet to match.*
Brown and green just seem to go together.
Bye Thrust!
-_- That doesn't help.
If you can't follow those instructions, there is no hope for you.
*shakes head sadly*
There's all this browse crap.
*smashes up freakfan's pic*
Uh-oh . . . Now i have big cracks all over my phone screen . . .
Flame, I'm not even angry with her anymore, OK?
Click on you name then press Edit Profile in the right hand top corner. Scroll down and click on the picture thingy and load a picture of your choice. Does that help???
*laughs at Star*
SHAME!!!
I am NOT changing my picture. I just love it. If I do end up changing my picture it will just be another fortunate llama or snails. Or scissors.
I LOVE SCISSORS!!!!!!!!
*laughs like a maniac*
How do I get an image from Images?
Browse in your documents etc., or click on the box below and copy and paste a pic there.
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Ooh my ipad yelling at me hehehe
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MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gets out sword to destroy llamas*
Images? I dunno . . .
Stop spamming, do you know how annoying it is?
Save the image to your computer and upload it form there.
FREAKFAN STOP DOING THAT!
*chops off llama's head*
As you can see, i hate llamas. And freakfan.
HEHEEHHE
*drinks coke with mentos*
*talks in growly voice*
I AM A VOLCANO!
In fact, i hate llamas BECAUSE of freakfan. *chops a llama into tiny little pieces with grim satisfaction*
Dylan, i have no idea. You've lost me.
*attacks a tree* it hates me
FREAKFAN!!!!!!!
*takes my anger out on the poor llamas.*
YOU, take THAT!
HA, you stupid excuse for an animal!
Heheheh do youthink I'm annoying? I think I'm annoying! *laughs* I AM ANNOYING! *squeals with delight* I can go on forever about how annoying I am. Did you know that? I knew that! HEHEHEHE. I am annoying. I AM ANNOYING! *I am annoying*
I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING
It's not WORKING! It's so annoying.
FreakFan, stop with the massive spaces. Seriously.
FREAKFAN!!!!!!!
*takes my anger out on the poor llamas.*
YOU, take THAT!
HA, you stupid excuse for an animal!
FREAKFAN!!!!!!!
*takes my anger out on the poor llamas.*
YOU, take THAT!
HA, you stupid excuse for an animal!
LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS
I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING
-Gets out gleaming flintlock silver pistol and puts bullet through Freakfan's head-
*giggles*
IM ON A HIGH!!!
hehehehe
I just ordered my copy of TEOTW 10 minutes ago!
and seeing as om not welcome tonight imma leave
FREAKFAN YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE VERY ANNOYING!
*slices llama up*
Can someone please tell me HOW to change my freaking picture. What about you, Debbie. Pleasepleasepleaseplease tell meh.
Anyone?
*Grabs Dylan by his hair and rips his head off*
*Throws head to llamas*
*They eat it all up*
*SNails feel left out*
*rips of fingers and toes for each of them*
*scissors feel left out*
*pulls of limbs and feeds to scissors*
NOW I FEEL LEFT OUT!
*rips out heart and gobbles up*
*smacks and licks lips*
I AM CRAZY!
LAUGHS
Curious. I'm still remaining alive.
Odd, isn't it?
Llamas ooh thememories of elementry
Oh Dear I'm sorry I said Brb but I haven't been back for ages.
*coughs*
HELLO AIR!
*Shakes hand*
How are you?
I'm very good thanks! And you?
I'm great thanks. And you?
I've never been better. How 'bout you?
Yes. I'm awesome. I know. I know. I get told twenty billion times a day. And I'm STILL not sick of it. And you????
HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
G2g. Might,be back later.
*groans*
Who am I gonna annoy know????
*LAUGHS!*
Awesome my butt, Freakfan.
Awesome my butt? Does that even make sense???
I'll call you... Franklin. Or Harold. No, Franklin. Definitely Franklin.
It's a figure of speech, I believe. Is anyone else on?
Odd.
Franklin? But I'm a girl!
*gasps for air*
I'm going to leave. I can't stand FreakFan.
*vanishes along with tree-house*
Fine. I'll call you Angelica. A horrible name.
ZATHRACT! NOO DONT!
He may be annoying, but take satisfaction in knowing he's a pathetic jerk.
*laughs*
I like Angelica. I'm gonna call my daughter that. It's pretty don't ya think???
I'm gonna call you Daliah. Yes, I know, It's a girl name. That's why I gave it to you. It definitely suits you, don't ya think?
Hey. Hey. Hey. Whatcha doing? Huh? Franklin? Where are ya? Huh? Wha? Who? Really? No. Surely not. 'Tis? No. Not not not. No way.
*coughs*
IM A GIRL
No, not really... Dylan is better. So how are you, Freakfan? What's new?
I'm not going to call you Angelica or Franklin. I don't do the petty immature namecalling business.
*laughs*
I MUST HAVE TURNED INVISIBLE! YAY!
*picks on Daliah*
*giggles*
I know. I'll stick with freakfan.
Oh..kay...
*LAUGHS*
You're fun, Freakfan. Very fun. And annoying. I like that about you. Say we unite somewhat to annoy others or something? Perhaps have a coffee? Go to the cinemas? Go to the DVD store and talk about it? Pick out a corny one, perhaps? I don't know. But I'd definitely like to get to know you. -Gives pink Llama- Here.
You're not invisible. I can see you quite clearly. :)
*SQUEALS WITH DELIGHT*
A PINK LLAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SQUEALS!*
I'd like that very much DYLAN (hehehe) Except I kinda live in New Zealand. How 'bout you?
Australia. But we can get to know eachother on here. Why not? I don't see why. It seems fit. Surely. I'm sure. Aren't you? Indeedy. It is a true pickle. :D.
Thanks for calling me Dylan again. So nice of you. :)
;) And thanks for calling me Freakfan.
And I CAN be less annoying believe it or not.
I dont care if you believe it or not anyway.
*smiles*
I'd prefer if you commented more quickly.
Ooohh Nye is stillscaring me
I'm kinda catching up on the Skulduggery Pleasant books really quickly so I know everything that has happened before I read the next one.
Accepted. Surely. I know. Don't you? I'm glad this relationship is going so well. Aren't you?
ZAFIRA! :D Please stay on...
And be sure to comment quickly. I hate it when people don't.
Yup. Pleased. Happy. Delighted. Squealing with delight.
=)
Do You Feel That?
Aw, Sh*t...
Oh Wakakaka!
Oh Wakakaka!
Ook Ook
Ook Ook
Ook Ook
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
Will you give in to me?
It seems what's left of my human side is slowly changing in me
Will you give in to me?
Looking at my own reflection when suddenly it changes, violently it changes
And there is no turning back now you've woken up the demon
In me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness, get up come on get down with the sickness, get up come on get down with the sickness, open up your hate and let it flow into me
Get up come on get down with the sickness, you mother get up get down with the sickness you f*cker get up come on get down with the sickness,
Madness is the gift that has been given to me
I can see inside you the sickness is rising,
Don't try to deny what you feel,
Will you give in to me?
It seems that all that was good has died and is decaying in me
Will you give into me?
It seems you're having some trouble in dealing with these changes,
Living with these changes,
Now the world is a scary place now that you've woken up the demon in me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness, get up come on get down with the sickness, get up come on get down with the sickness, open up your hate and let it flow into me
Get up come on get down with the sickness, you mother get up get down with the sickness you f*cker get up come on get down with the sickness,
Madness is the gift that has been given to me
And when I dream...
And when I dream...
And when I dream...
And when I dream!
No mommy, don't do it again! Don't do it again! I'll be a good boy! I'll be a good boy! I promise! No mommy don't hit me- Yah-Ow! Why d'you have to hit me like that mommy? Don't do it, you're hurting me- Yah-Ow!
Why d'you have to be such a b*itch why don't you just f*ck up and die? Why don't you just f*ck up and die? why don't you just leave here and die?!
Never stick your hand in face face again, b*tch, F*CK YOU! I don't need this sh*t, you stupid statistic abusing f*cking whore!
How'd you like to see how it feels, mommy? Here it comes get read to DIE!
Oh wakakaka!
Get up come on get down with the sickness, you mother get up get down with the sickness you f*cker get up come on get down with the sickness,
Madness is the gift that has been given to me
And now...
So. Where abouts in Aussie do you live???
1st
S thatch eu
.....?
Oh, damn.
*growls and hisses*
Hello?
You guys aren't gonna make me talk to the air again are you?
*sighs*
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!!!!
I dedicate this page to no one but Sparky and Eve.
Sparky, because I owe her, and Eve because.
Just because.
:)
*coughs*
HELLO AIR!
*Shakes hand*
How are you?
I'm very good thanks! And you?
I'm great thanks. And you?
I've never been better. How 'bout you?
Yes. I'm awesome. I know. I know. I get told twenty billion times a day. And I'm STILL not sick of it. And you????
I being random
Hae Eve!
*hands live chicken stock*
You can have them. I'm not that hungry at the moment.
Thank you Mist!
Hi, zathract. Hi, dylan. Hi, zafira. Hi, eve. Hi, amada.
Thanks. But if you eat anymore, your live chicken pox will only get worse.
Hi star
Eve, i don't like live chickens. Sorry.
EVE! :D
Ih
*chews on live chicken thoughtfully, thinking of what Eve said - OH!*
*spits out chicken and it lands on Eve squawking*
*laughs*
Is sparky round
Hi Dylan! I'm sorry about stabbing you. I thought you had the book.
Dylan, i'm warning you, don't eat any of eve's live chickens. If you do, you'll get live chicken pox.
Lolz Flame - Ih
Don't ya mean HI????
Exactly. No more live chickens for you.
No I mean ih
*steals live chickens back*
*Eats them anyway*
Hi flame! No, she isn't. She probably will be tomorrow morning though.
Speaking of which, can I please have the antidote, Eve?
Pweeeeeease?
Okay. Sure sure Flame.
*scoffs*
FLAME????? Why would you even inquire that your fiancée is round?
Eve go kiss Zath.
Now.
I want to see how much chemistry you 2 have
I do have the book...
Eve, why wouldn't I?
Sorry I was away for that teensy bit. You know mothers on Saturday mornings. Clean this, clean that.
Here's how much chemistry we have. *gives Mist antidote*
*GASPS*
LUCKY DALIAH - oops. Scratch that. DYLAN!
Dert
-Grabs Eve's arm and throws into her hammock- :D -Jumps into mine-
There are a lot of us on, aren't there?
I don't have teotw.
Hmm.
You should work in that.
Then please tell me what it says about the tour.
Flame! She's not...oh. Never mind.
*cartwheels around*
*runs around with scissors*
*trips over*
Freakfan, I was the first person to read it in the WORLD. Maybe beside Derek's secretary, Tom Percival, and a few others. But the first MINION.
Nope, star i don't have it either
My mum is going to get me it.
But that could be 90 years away for all I know
Eve, it doesn't say in the Kindle version. Just the paperback version. Sorreh.
Eve she not what?
*rolls eyes* Whatever, Phoenix. We're not getting married or anything.
LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What tour?
I've ordered it. It was only £0.80. That's in pounds, people.
Ikr. -Does awkward dance-
I only can get the first 3 books on Kindle
We figured, Star.
Wha....
Eve. Jesus Christ lord of the almighty.
*goes off*
*takes antidote and walks inside tree-house* *tips it into duplicating machine and stocks live chicken antidote*
I'll probably need it. Thanks Eve.
*lies in hammock and slowly drinks antidote*
This stuff isn't actually that bad.
Aaaaaw!
Phoenix I thought u meant is Sparky fat.
Real books are way better than online books. No offense, people.
-Minion from Despicable Me comes into room and orders ten more minions to comfort everyone in their hammocks-
I was surprised they were on eBay. xD
Of course they are!
@Star
I love having a book in my hands.
-Takes vial of antidote-
Just in case...
The other day i wrote something in £ and eve didn'y know what it was. I mean, why would she, if she doesn't uae them?
Yesh, I do, too. Don't try to outsmart me or whatever. I've already read it. So... -Does tongue thing- Pbbltltltpp
OI!! *snatches back antidote* There isn't much if this stuff.
@Eve
*relaxes in hammock*
Lucky i don't eat live chickens then.
Then how did you know there was even going to be a tour?
*glances into water*
*jumps*
But you care for me.. so I should at least have a teensy vial. -Shoves live chicken in your mouth and strokes your throat until it gets stuck in the middle of your throat and your face goes blue- -Snatches two vials and puts in pouch which has the extendable charm for Harry Potter on it-
GO DYLAN!
*laughs*
*laughs*
*laughs*
Now Freakfan, if u don't stop eating live chickens, you'll die, and I won't talk to you since Ur dead. Simple as that.
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