Thursday, February 23, 2012

The End Of The World Is Nigh

Just got word- The End Of The World has officially been released.

I thought it wouldn't be available until the 1st of March, World Book Day, but apparently they release their books a week or two early so that people will have them in their hands for the day in question. I think the vouchers can be used in participating shops from tomorrow onwards, but if you don't have a voucher the books themselves are real cheap, so it shouldn't break the bank.

TEOTW isn't the only World Book Day book, of course, so look around, see if anything else takes your fancy.

The A/NZ version of TEOTW will be released tomorrow, I'm told. The only difference between the two versions are the extras at the back. In the A/NZ, there's the short story using characters created by Minions -with-funny-accents right here in this Blog (and don't worry, this story will be collected along with all of the others and released to the world sometime between now and Book Nine).

In the UK and Ireland version of TEOTW, instead of a story, we have some deleted scenes from my first draft of the first Skulduggery book. I figured it might be interesting to give you a peek into what Val's home life would have been like if I hadn't come up with the idea of the reflection. Here's a hint: it'd be completely different. No warmth, or humour, or Melissa rolling her eyes while Desmond does something odd. Have a read, and then see which one you prefer.

Oh, and to all you competition winners who have been sent the signed books, I still have to send you a signed copy of Death Bringer. I've signed them and everything, I just haven't, er, sent them yet.  Ahem. The upside is that now I'll be able to send you signed copies of TEOTW as well- so yay me!

Oh, and as usual, even though TEOTW is only a novelette, keep spoilers to an absolute minimum in the comments section. You may continue to babble now.

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Ebony Law said...

COMMENT!

Stephanie Edgley said...

Me! Hi zathract! I dedicated this page to ypur tree house!

And yes, i'm back. Hello, people.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I am here im distracted by reading and role playing

Zathract Mist said...

Flame, I dedicated a page to everyone but her beacuse she:

1) knocked down a tree-house I built that took me an hour after she obliterated her own for no apparent reason other than that she felt like it

2) She transformed my tree-house that took me THREE hours to build after randomly appearing out of no where and changed it back into her own as well as taking MY tree

3) And didn't actually apologize (in a round about kind of way) until I had already left

I'm sure you can understand why I wasn't happy. I have a new tree house now, though, and everyone's allowed in it. It basically has everything too.

Oh, and thanks for the dedication, Star.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

zath i repeat, what did you do to sparkyh/

Zathract Mist said...

Read my comment...?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*sends arms flying in air and stone treehouse erects*


*uses air to satatch it to his own tree*

*jumps into it*

Stephanie Edgley said...

I don't want you dead, dylan.

*hops into my hammock*

Zathract, do you have any rooms which AREN'T all black? Because black is just so . . . Dark. And . . . It presses in on you. Just asking.

Ebony Law said...

-Bends down to look at something and necklace charms hang out. They're black and light aqua neon blue and they're both glowing-

Zathract Mist said...

*shrugs*
Have fun in that.

*pours slushie from slushie maker in tree-house*

Anyone want one?

Ebony Law said...

-Claps hands twice and minion from Dispicable Me comes in and starts fanning me and I swing in my hammock lightly-

Robin Snowscar said...

Sorry am writing so a little distracted :)

Stephanie Edgley said...

Oh, yes please, zathract!

Ebony Law said...

I want onnnee. -Gives bag of Skittles- Put these in.

Zathract Mist said...

Yes, Star. Eve's room (you all have your own rooms) is purely purple and most of the rooms are actually a light dark blue. I repainted it last night.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Am, yeah, see the fact that mine barely took three movements is awesome.

i propose a battle

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*i watch curiously*

Zathract Mist said...

*hands one to Star and another to Dylan* *pours skittles in*

Ebony Law said...

~Quiz~

What would YOU do if Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain showed up at your door?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I would tell them to buzz off im reading harry potter

Ebony Law said...

-Paints my room purple and light blue-

Stephanie Edgley said...

Damn. I accidently closed the comment window.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

so whos up for battle?

an all 4 one

Ebony Law said...

Screw Harry Potter. Skulduggery is better.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I be in shock lol

Zathract Mist said...

I would scream for about an hour and then sit them down and talk to them about how awesome they are while they roll their eyes (Valkyrie anyway) and then take pictures.

I reject, Flame. Also, yours is made out of stone. Also mine is better.

Ebony Law said...

I'd probably invite them in and tell my mum her medication made her dreamy and she's pretending to be a ballooon and she's embarassing herself. :)

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

HAE EVERYONE!



*laughs evilly*

Stephanie Edgley said...

Start screaming?

Okay zathract. Dark blue's a cool colour.

Should i paint my room deep blye, light blue, oak green or pale green?

Zathract Mist said...

1500th

Zathract Mist said...

Oak green and Deep Blue.

Ebony Law said...

Hey, Skulduggery Pleasant Biggest Fan Freak[LIAAAR]

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*snorts*

What? It's true!

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hello, freakfan.

Have you seen my display name?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

LIGHT BLUE ALL THE WAY!

Zathract Mist said...

*plays The Night by Disturbed*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

fine then zath

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Yes, I have. You've had it for a while. Very impressed.





*laughs*






Have you seen my awesome profile pic???








*laughs like a maniac*

Robin Snowscar said...

Ugh I can't follow this, not tonight. I might be back later, probably not. Bye

Ebony Law said...

I don't know how to change my picture!

Ebony Law said...

Someone tell me exactly what to do to change it.

Reflector said...

I g2g go

Zathract Mist said...

Click on your name and then edit profile.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Well, i can always change it later, so . . . *paints walls oak green and the ceiling brown. Fits a nrown carpet to match.*

Brown and green just seem to go together.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Bye Thrust!

Ebony Law said...

-_- That doesn't help.

Zathract Mist said...

If you can't follow those instructions, there is no hope for you.

*shakes head sadly*

Ebony Law said...

There's all this browse crap.

Stephanie Edgley said...

*smashes up freakfan's pic*

Uh-oh . . . Now i have big cracks all over my phone screen . . .

Zathract Mist said...

Flame, I'm not even angry with her anymore, OK?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Click on you name then press Edit Profile in the right hand top corner. Scroll down and click on the picture thingy and load a picture of your choice. Does that help???

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*laughs at Star*



SHAME!!!





I am NOT changing my picture. I just love it. If I do end up changing my picture it will just be another fortunate llama or snails. Or scissors.




I LOVE SCISSORS!!!!!!!!






*laughs like a maniac*

Ebony Law said...

How do I get an image from Images?

Stephanie Edgley said...

Browse in your documents etc., or click on the box below and copy and paste a pic there.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

[ngtifrdev

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ooh my ipad yelling at me hehehe

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

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Stephanie Edgley said...

*gets out sword to destroy llamas*

Images? I dunno . . .

Zathract Mist said...

Stop spamming, do you know how annoying it is?

Zathract Mist said...

Save the image to your computer and upload it form there.

Stephanie Edgley said...

FREAKFAN STOP DOING THAT!

*chops off llama's head*

As you can see, i hate llamas. And freakfan.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

HEHEEHHE

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*drinks coke with mentos*





*talks in growly voice*



















































































I AM A VOLCANO!

Stephanie Edgley said...

In fact, i hate llamas BECAUSE of freakfan. *chops a llama into tiny little pieces with grim satisfaction*

Dylan, i have no idea. You've lost me.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*attacks a tree* it hates me

Stephanie Edgley said...

FREAKFAN!!!!!!!

*takes my anger out on the poor llamas.*

YOU, take THAT!

HA, you stupid excuse for an animal!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Heheheh do youthink I'm annoying? I think I'm annoying! *laughs* I AM ANNOYING! *squeals with delight* I can go on forever about how annoying I am. Did you know that? I knew that! HEHEHEHE. I am annoying. I AM ANNOYING! *I am annoying*








































































I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING

Ebony Law said...

It's not WORKING! It's so annoying.

Zathract Mist said...

FreakFan, stop with the massive spaces. Seriously.

Stephanie Edgley said...

FREAKFAN!!!!!!!

*takes my anger out on the poor llamas.*

YOU, take THAT!

HA, you stupid excuse for an animal!

Stephanie Edgley said...

FREAKFAN!!!!!!!

*takes my anger out on the poor llamas.*

YOU, take THAT!

HA, you stupid excuse for an animal!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS







































































































I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYINGI AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING I AM ANNOYING

Ebony Law said...

-Gets out gleaming flintlock silver pistol and puts bullet through Freakfan's head-

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*giggles*





IM ON A HIGH!!!







hehehehe

Debbie said...

I just ordered my copy of TEOTW 10 minutes ago!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

and seeing as om not welcome tonight imma leave

Stephanie Edgley said...

FREAKFAN YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE VERY ANNOYING!

*slices llama up*

Ebony Law said...

Can someone please tell me HOW to change my freaking picture. What about you, Debbie. Pleasepleasepleaseplease tell meh.

Ebony Law said...

Anyone?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*Grabs Dylan by his hair and rips his head off*




*Throws head to llamas*






*They eat it all up*








*SNails feel left out*







*rips of fingers and toes for each of them*







*scissors feel left out*





*pulls of limbs and feeds to scissors*







NOW I FEEL LEFT OUT!







*rips out heart and gobbles up*





*smacks and licks lips*








I AM CRAZY!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

LAUGHS

Ebony Law said...

Curious. I'm still remaining alive.

Ebony Law said...

Odd, isn't it?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Llamas ooh thememories of elementry

Unknown said...

Oh Dear I'm sorry I said Brb but I haven't been back for ages.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*coughs*




HELLO AIR!




*Shakes hand*





How are you?





I'm very good thanks! And you?





I'm great thanks. And you?





I've never been better. How 'bout you?







Yes. I'm awesome. I know. I know. I get told twenty billion times a day. And I'm STILL not sick of it. And you????

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

Stephanie Edgley said...

G2g. Might,be back later.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*groans*


Who am I gonna annoy know????






*LAUGHS!*

Ebony Law said...

Awesome my butt, Freakfan.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Awesome my butt? Does that even make sense???

Ebony Law said...

I'll call you... Franklin. Or Harold. No, Franklin. Definitely Franklin.

Ebony Law said...

It's a figure of speech, I believe. Is anyone else on?

Ebony Law said...

Odd.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Franklin? But I'm a girl!

*gasps for air*

Zathract Mist said...

I'm going to leave. I can't stand FreakFan.

*vanishes along with tree-house*

Ebony Law said...

Fine. I'll call you Angelica. A horrible name.

Ebony Law said...

ZATHRACT! NOO DONT!

Ebony Law said...

He may be annoying, but take satisfaction in knowing he's a pathetic jerk.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*laughs*






I like Angelica. I'm gonna call my daughter that. It's pretty don't ya think???














I'm gonna call you Daliah. Yes, I know, It's a girl name. That's why I gave it to you. It definitely suits you, don't ya think?

Ebony Law said...

Hey. Hey. Hey. Whatcha doing? Huh? Franklin? Where are ya? Huh? Wha? Who? Really? No. Surely not. 'Tis? No. Not not not. No way.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*coughs*

IM A GIRL

Ebony Law said...

No, not really... Dylan is better. So how are you, Freakfan? What's new?

Ebony Law said...

I'm not going to call you Angelica or Franklin. I don't do the petty immature namecalling business.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*laughs*


I MUST HAVE TURNED INVISIBLE! YAY!



*picks on Daliah*




*giggles*

Ebony Law said...

I know. I'll stick with freakfan.

Ebony Law said...

Oh..kay...

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*LAUGHS*

Ebony Law said...

You're fun, Freakfan. Very fun. And annoying. I like that about you. Say we unite somewhat to annoy others or something? Perhaps have a coffee? Go to the cinemas? Go to the DVD store and talk about it? Pick out a corny one, perhaps? I don't know. But I'd definitely like to get to know you. -Gives pink Llama- Here.

Ebony Law said...

You're not invisible. I can see you quite clearly. :)

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*SQUEALS WITH DELIGHT*




A PINK LLAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SQUEALS!*





I'd like that very much DYLAN (hehehe) Except I kinda live in New Zealand. How 'bout you?

Ebony Law said...

Australia. But we can get to know eachother on here. Why not? I don't see why. It seems fit. Surely. I'm sure. Aren't you? Indeedy. It is a true pickle. :D.

Thanks for calling me Dylan again. So nice of you. :)

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

;) And thanks for calling me Freakfan.


And I CAN be less annoying believe it or not.


I dont care if you believe it or not anyway.




*smiles*

Ebony Law said...

I'd prefer if you commented more quickly.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ooohh Nye is stillscaring me

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

I'm kinda catching up on the Skulduggery Pleasant books really quickly so I know everything that has happened before I read the next one.

Ebony Law said...

Accepted. Surely. I know. Don't you? I'm glad this relationship is going so well. Aren't you?

Ebony Law said...

ZAFIRA! :D Please stay on...

Ebony Law said...

And be sure to comment quickly. I hate it when people don't.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Yup. Pleased. Happy. Delighted. Squealing with delight.


=)

Zathract Mist said...

Do You Feel That?
Aw, Sh*t...
Oh Wakakaka!
Oh Wakakaka!
Ook Ook
Ook Ook
Ook Ook

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
Will you give in to me?
It seems what's left of my human side is slowly changing in me
Will you give in to me?
Looking at my own reflection when suddenly it changes, violently it changes
And there is no turning back now you've woken up the demon
In me

Get up, come on get down with the sickness, get up come on get down with the sickness, get up come on get down with the sickness, open up your hate and let it flow into me
Get up come on get down with the sickness, you mother get up get down with the sickness you f*cker get up come on get down with the sickness,
Madness is the gift that has been given to me

I can see inside you the sickness is rising,
Don't try to deny what you feel,
Will you give in to me?
It seems that all that was good has died and is decaying in me
Will you give into me?
It seems you're having some trouble in dealing with these changes,
Living with these changes,
Now the world is a scary place now that you've woken up the demon in me

Get up, come on get down with the sickness, get up come on get down with the sickness, get up come on get down with the sickness, open up your hate and let it flow into me

Get up come on get down with the sickness, you mother get up get down with the sickness you f*cker get up come on get down with the sickness,
Madness is the gift that has been given to me

And when I dream...
And when I dream...
And when I dream...
And when I dream!
No mommy, don't do it again! Don't do it again! I'll be a good boy! I'll be a good boy! I promise! No mommy don't hit me- Yah-Ow! Why d'you have to hit me like that mommy? Don't do it, you're hurting me- Yah-Ow!
Why d'you have to be such a b*itch why don't you just f*ck up and die? Why don't you just f*ck up and die? why don't you just leave here and die?!
Never stick your hand in face face again, b*tch, F*CK YOU! I don't need this sh*t, you stupid statistic abusing f*cking whore!
How'd you like to see how it feels, mommy? Here it comes get read to DIE!

Oh wakakaka!

Get up come on get down with the sickness, you mother get up get down with the sickness you f*cker get up come on get down with the sickness,
Madness is the gift that has been given to me

Zathract Mist said...

And now...

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

So. Where abouts in Aussie do you live???

Zathract Mist said...

1st

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

S thatch eu

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

.....?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Oh, damn.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*growls and hisses*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hello?


You guys aren't gonna make me talk to the air again are you?


*sighs*

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!!!!

Zathract Mist said...

I dedicate this page to no one but Sparky and Eve.

Sparky, because I owe her, and Eve because.
Just because.

:)

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*coughs*




HELLO AIR!




*Shakes hand*





How are you?





I'm very good thanks! And you?





I'm great thanks. And you?





I've never been better. How 'bout you?







Yes. I'm awesome. I know. I know. I get told twenty billion times a day. And I'm STILL not sick of it. And you????

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I being random

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hae Eve!



*hands live chicken stock*




You can have them. I'm not that hungry at the moment.

Eve the ROCK said...

Thank you Mist!

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hi, zathract. Hi, dylan. Hi, zafira. Hi, eve. Hi, amada.

Eve the ROCK said...

Thanks. But if you eat anymore, your live chicken pox will only get worse.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi star

Stephanie Edgley said...

Eve, i don't like live chickens. Sorry.

Ebony Law said...

EVE! :D

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Ih

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*chews on live chicken thoughtfully, thinking of what Eve said - OH!*



*spits out chicken and it lands on Eve squawking*




*laughs*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Is sparky round

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Dylan! I'm sorry about stabbing you. I thought you had the book.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Dylan, i'm warning you, don't eat any of eve's live chickens. If you do, you'll get live chicken pox.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Lolz Flame - Ih




Don't ya mean HI????

Eve the ROCK said...

Exactly. No more live chickens for you.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

No I mean ih

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*steals live chickens back*






*Eats them anyway*

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hi flame! No, she isn't. She probably will be tomorrow morning though.

Zathract Mist said...

Speaking of which, can I please have the antidote, Eve?

Pweeeeeease?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Okay. Sure sure Flame.


*scoffs*

Eve the ROCK said...

FLAME????? Why would you even inquire that your fiancée is round?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Eve go kiss Zath.

Now.

I want to see how much chemistry you 2 have

Ebony Law said...

I do have the book...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Eve, why wouldn't I?

Ebony Law said...

Sorry I was away for that teensy bit. You know mothers on Saturday mornings. Clean this, clean that.

Eve the ROCK said...

Here's how much chemistry we have. *gives Mist antidote*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*GASPS*





LUCKY DALIAH - oops. Scratch that. DYLAN!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Dert

Ebony Law said...

-Grabs Eve's arm and throws into her hammock- :D -Jumps into mine-

Stephanie Edgley said...

There are a lot of us on, aren't there?

I don't have teotw.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hmm.

You should work in that.

Eve the ROCK said...

Then please tell me what it says about the tour.

Flame! She's not...oh. Never mind.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*cartwheels around*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*runs around with scissors*



*trips over*

Ebony Law said...

Freakfan, I was the first person to read it in the WORLD. Maybe beside Derek's secretary, Tom Percival, and a few others. But the first MINION.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Nope, star i don't have it either

My mum is going to get me it.

But that could be 90 years away for all I know

Ebony Law said...

Eve, it doesn't say in the Kindle version. Just the paperback version. Sorreh.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Eve she not what?

Eve the ROCK said...

*rolls eyes* Whatever, Phoenix. We're not getting married or anything.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

What tour?

Stephanie Edgley said...

I've ordered it. It was only £0.80. That's in pounds, people.

Ebony Law said...

Ikr. -Does awkward dance-

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I only can get the first 3 books on Kindle

Ebony Law said...

We figured, Star.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Wha....
Eve. Jesus Christ lord of the almighty.

*goes off*

Zathract Mist said...

*takes antidote and walks inside tree-house* *tips it into duplicating machine and stocks live chicken antidote*

I'll probably need it. Thanks Eve.

*lies in hammock and slowly drinks antidote*

This stuff isn't actually that bad.

Eve the ROCK said...

Aaaaaw!

Phoenix I thought u meant is Sparky fat.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Real books are way better than online books. No offense, people.

Ebony Law said...

-Minion from Despicable Me comes into room and orders ten more minions to comfort everyone in their hammocks-


I was surprised they were on eBay. xD

Zathract Mist said...

Of course they are!

Zathract Mist said...

@Star

Eve the ROCK said...

I love having a book in my hands.

Ebony Law said...

-Takes vial of antidote-

Just in case...

Stephanie Edgley said...

The other day i wrote something in £ and eve didn'y know what it was. I mean, why would she, if she doesn't uae them?

Ebony Law said...

Yesh, I do, too. Don't try to outsmart me or whatever. I've already read it. So... -Does tongue thing- Pbbltltltpp

Eve the ROCK said...

OI!! *snatches back antidote* There isn't much if this stuff.

Ebony Law said...

@Eve

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*relaxes in hammock*

Stephanie Edgley said...

Lucky i don't eat live chickens then.

Eve the ROCK said...

Then how did you know there was even going to be a tour?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*glances into water*

*jumps*

Ebony Law said...

But you care for me.. so I should at least have a teensy vial. -Shoves live chicken in your mouth and strokes your throat until it gets stuck in the middle of your throat and your face goes blue- -Snatches two vials and puts in pouch which has the extendable charm for Harry Potter on it-

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

GO DYLAN!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*laughs*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*laughs*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*laughs*

Eve the ROCK said...

Now Freakfan, if u don't stop eating live chickens, you'll die, and I won't talk to you since Ur dead. Simple as that.

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