Just got word- The End Of The World has officially been released.
I thought it wouldn't be available until the 1st of March, World Book Day, but apparently they release their books a week or two early so that people will have them in their hands for the day in question. I think the vouchers can be used in participating shops from tomorrow onwards, but if you don't have a voucher the books themselves are real cheap, so it shouldn't break the bank.
TEOTW isn't the only World Book Day book, of course, so look around, see if anything else takes your fancy.
The A/NZ version of TEOTW will be released tomorrow, I'm told. The only difference between the two versions are the extras at the back. In the A/NZ, there's the short story using characters created by Minions -with-funny-accents right here in this Blog (and don't worry, this story will be collected along with all of the others and released to the world sometime between now and Book Nine).
In the UK and Ireland version of TEOTW, instead of a story, we have some deleted scenes from my first draft of the first Skulduggery book. I figured it might be interesting to give you a peek into what Val's home life would have been like if I hadn't come up with the idea of the reflection. Here's a hint: it'd be completely different. No warmth, or humour, or Melissa rolling her eyes while Desmond does something odd. Have a read, and then see which one you prefer.
Oh, and to all you competition winners who have been sent the signed books, I still have to send you a signed copy of Death Bringer. I've signed them and everything, I just haven't, er, sent them yet. Ahem. The upside is that now I'll be able to send you signed copies of TEOTW as well- so yay me!
Oh, and as usual, even though TEOTW is only a novelette, keep spoilers to an absolute minimum in the comments section. You may continue to babble now.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
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«Oldest ‹Older 2201 – 2400 of 4763 Newer› Newest»Says the back cover of TEOTW.
WORD FOR WORD TELL ME
*comes back*
I swear, the best bit of the book (in my opinion) is the short story.
But that's to be expected.
It's a bit sad about Ryan...
LALALALA
DON'T TELL ME
ALALALALLA
I'm not going to.
I'm just saying that it is.
Well it had all the other books pictured. It said "PB out June 2012" in a little star thingy over Death Bringer. And then after that it said "Book 7 coming August 2012"
Guys, I just got word that my grandfather is about a month away from dying and my mother has had to rush over to Thailand to see him. This is all very unexpected for me, so if I'm not on for a month or so...sorry...
Hi
One
PB?
Two: *head blows up*
HE'S COMING TO AUSTRALIA.
*fangirl screams*
Derek, just say the word and you will know what school I go to.
Just say the word.
oh god Mist, i'm so sorry
Servus Sparky.
What! Who said he's coming to Australia?
Thanks, Nix...
I'm thoroughly depressed at the moment so I'll be replying slowly.
Oh my gosh. Mist that is... unexpected. I wish you luck.
Zath!
That's terrible news!
What can I do to help? (If I can do anything at all)
Poor you Mist. I hope you get something out of it.
PB=paperback
I'm gonna be slow commenting.
*goes back to book*
*ponders*
I don't know. Nothing really. I suppose I'll keep myself distracted by consuming myself with reading all of Val's story again, all yours and any others I stumble across.
...
Poor Zathract...
i fell horible...
You didn't do anything...
...Unless you gave him liver cancer. Did you give him liver cancer, Nix?
well, no...
but i still feel horible
gtg bye.
That's understandable I suppose.
You have no reason to be, though. Just remember that.
Hello Johanna.
Big problems going on right now.
Are you sure there isn't anything?
Oh, uh, bye Johanna...
Cancer is very annoying. I know a girl at school who has bone-cancer
Bone Cancer?
That sounds... Painful.
It does sound painful.
No, there's nothing, Sparky, but thanks for asking.
...
I have an idea.
My mum works for the cancer council.
My mum works for the cancer council.
My mum works for the cancer council.
Sorry for the repeats...
In her leg. It's pretty sad because she was always good at everything, including sport. We used to call her Imogen (that's her name) Perfect. Because she sort of was.
Guess no one's perfect after all.
What was the idea, Sparky?
That sounds terrible, for her. Sad.
Yeah. I think she might get better though. she's not using the wheelchair anymore.
Zath, if it's okay, I would like to write a blogpost for you and your grandfather, that okay?
...Um. Well I suppose. Sure.
http://insidesparkybraginskishead.blogspot.com.au/2012/02/i-have-bad-news.html
That's really nice of you Sparky.
not sure it was mentioned as delicatly as it should be, but i suppose the effort is shown
How else am I supposed to say it.
It's text, it's going to sound blunt no matter what words I use.
Thanks, Sparky.
It's the very least I could do.
Actually, it would probably be better if you removed the fact that I was going to Thailand just in case my parents see it.
I'm not actually allowed on here...
Ah, I'll remove that now...
Better?
I need to go.
BYE!!!
*frowns*
why does it say: Skulduggerystraightenedhistie.
That's a missprint!
Thanks. Bye, Sparky.
*sigh*
*goes back to book*
I gtg and eat now. Be back in 10.
okay...
Hae peepz
Anyone here?
yes, but we're not happy
Oh, why not?
READ WHAT MIST SAID!!!!
Okay . . . . .
Mist's grandfather has been diognosed with liver cancer
What exactly do you want me to read???
Oh my gawd.
And Mist said he only has one month to live. Sparky has done post for him.
so have i...
Oh my gawd
You'll be all right. Everyone has their time. This was his. You'll have yours.
Any way...
I started writing a story. The prologue is on my blog.
Ok, everyone. Here goes.
I've written part one of a short story I just made off the top of my head. Mmkay? Mist, if you're still on, I'm sorry about before. I was tired, had a headache, and was jumped up on Coke. Now. I hope you like my story. Shucks.
Hello
OOOOOH REALLY? I LOVE READING STORIES THAT MINIONS HAVE BEEN WRITING!
*reads prologue*
Hi Val!!!!! Ho's the stroy coming along?
HAVE YOU READ CHAPTER SEVEN, FREAKFAN?
Dylan Silver and Skulduggery Pleasant – The Run-in
Dylan Silver looked over at Valkyrie Cain and Skulduggery Pleasant. It wasn’t the nicest look. To be fair, Dylan had ran at them with a sword thinking they were vampires. And then they got into a vague fight. He walked over to them. He had dark brown hair and bright blue eyes that shone like a spotlight on his face.
“Over in Haggard, there’s a pack of Infected. Dusk is going to give us an issue,” Dylan said.
Valkyrie looked over at him. “Why are you here, Dylan?”
“I need your help. I’m a good fighter and all, but I still need your help.”
Skulduggery looked over at him with his fake face. “We came here because we got a phone call from the Sanctuary saying you wanted us. Don’t waste our time.”
“I know. But you seriously need to help me. These Infected are on the verge of becoming vampires. Wasting time trying to cure them is useless. The Sanctuary doesn’t have the supplies to make that many vaccines. And Kenspeckle doesn’t. The dead man.”
Valkyrie jabbed a finger at him. “We’ve just dealt with Armageddon, again, so go get some Cleavers from the Sanctuary.”
“No. You’ll help me because I need it. If the Infected get loose, they’ll kill innocent people. And you’ll be cleaning up the mess, considering Skulduggery is the only class one detective.”
Skulduggery nodded his head. “We’ll do it,” he said.
Valkyrie turned her head. “What? Why?”
“Dylan here is right. If the infected get loose, they’ll kill people. And lots of them. The least we can do is help him fight these vampires. We’ll get four Cleavers. And, as usual, we’ll probably win. And our advantage, Dusk doesn’t know we know. He doesn’t even know Dylan knows.”
Dylan closed his eyes for a few seconds. “Actually, he knows. I had a... run-in with him. I tried to kill him, he tried to kill me. It’s no biggie, really. Still think it’ll be easy?”
“Not in the slightest,” Skulduggery said. “We’re not going to use Cleavers. Cleavers are not the kind to sit in a car, they’ll want a van. So we’ll call Ghastly, get him. Dylan. Do you have a vechile?”
“Yeah, I have a Jeep. Why?”
“We’ll need it. Dusk would know that you’d come to me. So the Bentley would be attacked. It already has a scratch on it... So, where is Dusk? Where’s his hiding place?”
“The castle that Nefarian Serpine used. That one.”
Skulduggery cocked his head at an angle. “Off we go, now.”
Valkyrie scowled.
Hi Dylan!!!!!
Hey, Freakfan. Glad to see you're not annoying anyone... so far.
Zathract? You there?
Guys?
WOW AWESOME STORY!
Dylan, I liked it, but I think you got Valkyrie's personality wrong. She isn't usually so... irritated.
Oh, shucks.
Mist is eating
Yea. You might want to hold on to that 'So far'.
*laughs like a maniac*
It is part one.
I'm back.
*goes back to hammock and lays there, thoroughly depressed*
*realized more people are here*
Hello whoever else is here now. *says in expressionless voice*
*sighs*
I will, Freakfan...
Have you read my story, Dylan? It's pure awesomeness. And the main character is based off me. Which makes it even more amazing.
its not exactly long
Zathract, sorry about before. It was stupid, and everything. I was tired, had a headache and was jumped up on Coke.
Mist... are you sure we can't help?
I'm really sorry Mist. I found out what happened.
*pats back*
lol
lol
HEHEHEHE FIRST COMMENT!!!!!!!!!
It's fine, Dylan. Honestly I don't care about that anymore. I feel nothing but depression at the moment. That was just a petty fight that I find...irrelevant...
*sighs again*
Hahaha no ur not!
I dedicate the page to everyone. :D Except for Helena.
Why don't we all just steer clear of death, cancer and Thailand. Lets talk about... unicorns or something...
YOUR NOT FIRST DYLAN
*sniffles in corner*
well, you're all obviously really carring about Mist
*finishes TEOTW+short story*
*laughs*
fishnchups.
You can't dedicate if you don't have first...
If I say something insulting to anyone, ignore me. I'm drunk on coke which is why I'm expressionless rather than sad.
I'm going to try to cure breast cancer, AIDs and try to create World Peace when I'm older. If that helps...
LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and snails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think you're just in shock
Why don't we all just steer clear of death, cancer and Thailand. Lets talk about... unicorns or something...
Freakfan. You're nice enough to leave the first comment to me. Or we can share it. :) This page is SPECIFICALLY dedicated to you, but other people as well.
*shrugs*
It's not all bad. It'll give me a chance to catch up on some crying when he;s gone.
Mist, why so sad?
Read Sparky's post. I don't want to have to explain again...
http://insidesparkybraginskishead.blogspot.com.au/
Okay, I'll be honest - I have no clue what Mist is upset about. Someone tell me.
Mist, can i make a post?
I DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO MIST AND HER FAMILY, DYLAN MY NEW FRIEND (winks) LLAMAS AND SNAILS (of copurse) VALKYRIE CAIN AND IVY ANIMOSITY (awesome story) AND SPARKY AND ECHO AND OTHER SHORT STORIES AND ANY OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE AWEOSOME AND DESERVE TO BE AWESOME! (like all the people on line rite now)
Read Sparky's post...
FanFreak, I'm a boy.
Yes, Nix, you can.
*goes back to drinking coke*
Read Sparky's latest post on
http://insidesparkybraginskishead.blogspot.com.au/
*Just read Dylans post*
Oh.
Oh, God, Zathract. I'm so sorry. My grandpa died last August...
Deepest apologies Mist *blushes*
Anywho . . . .
I read the post...
Damn, the coke isn't working.
*sobs*
http://mistandnixseries.blogspot.com.au/2012/02/my-deepest-condolences.html
i have made a post as well
Bye.
Thanks Nix. You don't have to do this, though.
Damn. I have to go AGAIN. bye dylan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, not a chance to develop our relationship AGAIN
*sighs*
Oh golden god it's hot here.
I'm gonna go.
Auf wiedersehen alle!!
Bye Johanna, FanFreak and Izz
Are you leaving, Nix?
Bye Nix!
no, why?
Bye, Freakfan.
cough cough
BYE DYLAN!
Geez.
I'm watching Napolean Dynamite. "Give me some of your tots!" "NO!"
Hahaha Bye Dyaln.
Geez I say Bye alot
=/
Bye, Freakfan.
"And I wasss like baaby baaby baaby ooh-"
SHUT UP!
"And I'm gonna kill you, kill you, kill you, oooh if you don't stop singing, singing, singing, oooh..."
Hm. Not the first time...
Mist, are you there?
Is anyone online? Freakfan? Nix? Ivy? Anyone?
me
and her name is Val, not Ivy
Ivy is here. With a knife. *grins mischievously*
My name is Val, Ivy, Isabella, Stephanie, and Darquesse.
I'm here.
But I'm not commenting.
Because the damn coke.
Isn't working.
i think the best thing is to lie down Mist
I can't.
I'm listening to Darkness (which isn't actually helping seeing as it's quite sad) and I need to finish...editing this...damned chapter...
not today...
editing won't help in the slightest
Mist. I'm not going to lie to you. You'll cry so hard it'll sting your eyes. Okay? Enjoy what time you have left with him. You'll go through the sad phase. And then the phase where you kick or punch something. And then the phase when you think you're over it. And then you're actually not. And I'm still not over it. But you'll see your grandpa again, Mist. And you know you will.
A quote by me: Don't cry because it's gone. Smile because it happened.
editing and commenting will not help
Go and lie down, and if you can, cry
That'll help
...I won't see him again though. I am not going to Thailand, my mother is. She's already there. And I have no religion, I believe in nothing of that kind.
And I know what it's like to cry like that, Dylan. I won't bore you with the reasons why.
Nixion, I need to.
if you really think you need to, okay
How do I change my profile picture? It doesn't do anything when I enter the URL and click Save Changes.
Is anyone here? Please tell me there is. Val? Zathract? Nixion?
Please. PLEASE. PLEASE!
Nixion. I have changed his torture scene.
click on your name
top right there should be a button that says edit profile
I am here, I just haven't commented because I haven't had anything to say.
okay, what is it now?
Zathract, please tell me how to change my profile picture. I found a really good pic of Skulduggery and want it.
I'll email you soon. I've finished the italic part and now editing the ending of the chapter.
Save the picture to your computer. then, click the browse photos from computer thing and chose the photo. That's the only way it works for me.
okay
cool
How do I save it to my computer?
Right click on the mouse while scrolling over the picture, then click "save photo as" or something.
It won't work! >:(
I.
To.
Be.
First.
right click
save photo as
save it
click on name
click on edit profile
scroll down until you find the profile photo
click on the one that says from my computer
find the pic you saved
wait until it loads
you are done
You.
Can't.
For.
Over.
A.
Hundred.
More.
Comments.
24 comments.
no, it's every 200, not 100
123 comments
hello?
Sorry - I'm reading...
Sorry - I'm writing.
Guys, here's part 2 of the story I gave you before. Hope you like it.
right
Be back in 20
right
Be back in 20
Dylan Silver and Skulduggery Pleasant – The Run-in
Part 2
Skulduggery looked at the Jeep and kept his eyes hooked on it.
“What,” Valkyrie said.
“I miss the Bentley...” Skulduggery whined.
“It’s okay, Skulduggery. Hold on. We’ll be in it soon.”
Dylan sat behind the wheel and Skulduggery gave a chuckle. “What are you doing,” Skulduggery asked.
“I’m, uh, preparing to drive...” Dylan said slowly.
“No. A fourteen year old boy does not drive me around.”
“First, I’m seventeen. And second, it’s my car.”
“Get in the passenger seat. Now.”
Dylan did what Skulduggery said. Valkyrie got in next to Ghastly, and the Jeep went out of the alley, and roared down the road.
“Be really quiet,” Skulduggery said.
“Aren’t vampire’s ears more attuned because... they’re vampires?”
“Probably. But we can be really sneaky if we try.”
Dylan pushed at the air under him and he thrusted up into the air, and landed in a crouch on the other side. The vampires immediately spotted him. The others jumped over and stared at the bloodthirsty vampires, just in time for their prey.
“Hell,” Skulduggery said.
“Damn it,” Valkyrie said.
Dylan cursed and pulled out his sword from it’s scabbard and the vampires hissed. There were probably about twenty vampires.
“Try me,” Dylan yelled at the vampires. They all ran at the Sorcerers.
Dylan put his sword back and ignited a flame in his hand and threw it as fast as he could, dodging swipes of claws and crouching down to avoid being pounced on. He pulled his sword back out and sliced accross a vampire, and it yelled out seconds before it died. The sorcerers advanced at the vampires, quickly killing them all. They walked into the castle and Dusk turned his head at them. They ran for him and Skulduggery pinned him to the wall.
“Valkyrie. Handcuffs,” Skulduggery grunted.
Valkyrie handed them over and Skulduggery put them on Dusk. Dusk writhed like a large worm and stopped eventually, exhausted. They came to the middle of the yard and Billy-Ray Sanguine came up out of the ground with a white-toothed smile, and he looked at Valkyrie.
“Ello, little lady.”
Ahaha! Lyra has a pistol!
Nixion!
"Lyra pounded a fist into his head one last time and Nixion fell to the ground. He rolled quickly and flipped up to see Lyra standing with a pistol in her hand.
"Hell." He said before she opened fire."
It's "lil darlin'", not little lady!
Zathract Mist looked over at Nixion and they both advanced at the horde of zombies, only to find more in their midst. Once they had finished their job with the blood and gore, Geoffrey Scrutinous stood their aiming a gun at them.
Guys? You there?
Guys!
“Oh I am so going to kill—“ Ivy started but Audacious put his hand over her mouth without thinking. Ivy bit his hand.
“Ow!”
“That had better have hurt.”
“It did!”
“Good. Don’t put your hand over my mouth.”
“Ivy, we came here for a reason and—“
Ivy put her hands over her ears. “I’m not listening till you say you won’t put your hand over my mouth.”
“Fine. I won’t. Happy?”
She grinned. “I’m not listening till you say that I’m amazing.”
Audacious sighed. “Ivy, we don’t have time for this. I need you to focus.” He reached over to take her hands away from her ears but she resisted and started shouting.
“I’m not listening! La la la la la! I’m not listening! Not until you say it! I’m not listening!”
“Ivy!” Audacious said, speaking loudly to be heard over her yelling. “Stop it!”
“I’m not listening!”
Ivy felt the man try to grab her and she whirled around, seeming completely serious, her knife already pressing into his throat.
“If you have something to say to me,” Ivy said, smiling sweetly, “you can just say it now.”
Awesome, Val.
Read it.
back
Thanks. It would make more sense to someone who had read the entire story, though.
(Note: this is my way of saying, "DYLAN, READ MY STORY. IT'S FREAKING AMAZING.)
why did everyone go silent when i got here?
I was reading.
Dylan Silver looked over at Ivy Animosity. He was perched on a rooftop, watching her. She didn't know, though. But she was expecting Dylan. She walked into the dank alleyway and waited, and Dylan landed in front of her, and Ivy gave a little squeal, and slapped Dylan's shoulder. "Don't do that!"
Dylan gave a little laugh and nodded. And then he took her deeper into the alleyway. "Tanith was spotted in Brisbane. We need to rescue her, Ivy. We need to bring her to Ghastly. And we should probably bring Valkyrie with us."
Ivy looked down at her boots, then looked back into Dylan's bright blue eyes. What if Tanith can't be helped. What if... what if she's a Remnant forever?" Ivy stuttered.
"I don't know, Ivy. But I refuse to let her down. Okay? I'm not going to give up. There's still a Tanith in there. There's a wall between the Remnant and Tanith. The Remnant has the will to let go. We just need to find it."
Ivy nodded slowly.
Dylan nodded his goodbye, and opened his dark red velvet pouch. He pulled out a small glass ball filled with sparkly black dust. Dylan threw it to the ground, and the dust rose into the air, and when it fluttered to the ground, Dylan was gone.
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