Thursday, February 23, 2012

The End Of The World Is Nigh

Just got word- The End Of The World has officially been released.

I thought it wouldn't be available until the 1st of March, World Book Day, but apparently they release their books a week or two early so that people will have them in their hands for the day in question. I think the vouchers can be used in participating shops from tomorrow onwards, but if you don't have a voucher the books themselves are real cheap, so it shouldn't break the bank.

TEOTW isn't the only World Book Day book, of course, so look around, see if anything else takes your fancy.

The A/NZ version of TEOTW will be released tomorrow, I'm told. The only difference between the two versions are the extras at the back. In the A/NZ, there's the short story using characters created by Minions -with-funny-accents right here in this Blog (and don't worry, this story will be collected along with all of the others and released to the world sometime between now and Book Nine).

In the UK and Ireland version of TEOTW, instead of a story, we have some deleted scenes from my first draft of the first Skulduggery book. I figured it might be interesting to give you a peek into what Val's home life would have been like if I hadn't come up with the idea of the reflection. Here's a hint: it'd be completely different. No warmth, or humour, or Melissa rolling her eyes while Desmond does something odd. Have a read, and then see which one you prefer.

Oh, and to all you competition winners who have been sent the signed books, I still have to send you a signed copy of Death Bringer. I've signed them and everything, I just haven't, er, sent them yet.  Ahem. The upside is that now I'll be able to send you signed copies of TEOTW as well- so yay me!

Oh, and as usual, even though TEOTW is only a novelette, keep spoilers to an absolute minimum in the comments section. You may continue to babble now.

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Izz said...

Says the back cover of TEOTW.

Nixion Strange said...

WORD FOR WORD TELL ME

Sparky Braginski said...

*comes back*

I swear, the best bit of the book (in my opinion) is the short story.

But that's to be expected.

It's a bit sad about Ryan...

Nixion Strange said...

LALALALA
DON'T TELL ME
ALALALALLA

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm not going to.

I'm just saying that it is.

Izz said...

Well it had all the other books pictured. It said "PB out June 2012" in a little star thingy over Death Bringer. And then after that it said "Book 7 coming August 2012"

Zathract Mist said...

Guys, I just got word that my grandfather is about a month away from dying and my mother has had to rush over to Thailand to see him. This is all very unexpected for me, so if I'm not on for a month or so...sorry...

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

Hi

Nixion Strange said...

One
PB?
Two: *head blows up*

Sparky Braginski said...

HE'S COMING TO AUSTRALIA.

*fangirl screams*

Derek, just say the word and you will know what school I go to.

Just say the word.

Nixion Strange said...

oh god Mist, i'm so sorry

Izz said...

Servus Sparky.

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

What! Who said he's coming to Australia?

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...
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Zathract Mist said...

Thanks, Nix...
I'm thoroughly depressed at the moment so I'll be replying slowly.

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

Oh my gosh. Mist that is... unexpected. I wish you luck.

Sparky Braginski said...

Zath!

That's terrible news!

What can I do to help? (If I can do anything at all)

Izz said...

Poor you Mist. I hope you get something out of it.

PB=paperback

I'm gonna be slow commenting.
*goes back to book*

Zathract Mist said...

*ponders*

I don't know. Nothing really. I suppose I'll keep myself distracted by consuming myself with reading all of Val's story again, all yours and any others I stumble across.

Sparky Braginski said...

...

Poor Zathract...

Nixion Strange said...

i fell horible...

Zathract Mist said...

You didn't do anything...

...Unless you gave him liver cancer. Did you give him liver cancer, Nix?

Nixion Strange said...

well, no...

Nixion Strange said...

but i still feel horible

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...
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Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

gtg bye.

Zathract Mist said...

That's understandable I suppose.

You have no reason to be, though. Just remember that.

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello Johanna.

Big problems going on right now.

Are you sure there isn't anything?

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh, uh, bye Johanna...

Izz said...

Cancer is very annoying. I know a girl at school who has bone-cancer

Sparky Braginski said...

Bone Cancer?

That sounds... Painful.

Zathract Mist said...

It does sound painful.

No, there's nothing, Sparky, but thanks for asking.

Sparky Braginski said...

...

I have an idea.

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...
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Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

My mum works for the cancer council.

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

My mum works for the cancer council.

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

My mum works for the cancer council.

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

Sorry for the repeats...

Izz said...

In her leg. It's pretty sad because she was always good at everything, including sport. We used to call her Imogen (that's her name) Perfect. Because she sort of was.
Guess no one's perfect after all.

Zathract Mist said...

What was the idea, Sparky?

That sounds terrible, for her. Sad.

Izz said...

Yeah. I think she might get better though. she's not using the wheelchair anymore.

Sparky Braginski said...

Zath, if it's okay, I would like to write a blogpost for you and your grandfather, that okay?

Zathract Mist said...

...Um. Well I suppose. Sure.

Sparky Braginski said...

http://insidesparkybraginskishead.blogspot.com.au/2012/02/i-have-bad-news.html

Izz said...

That's really nice of you Sparky.

Nixion Strange said...

not sure it was mentioned as delicatly as it should be, but i suppose the effort is shown

Sparky Braginski said...

How else am I supposed to say it.

It's text, it's going to sound blunt no matter what words I use.

Zathract Mist said...

Thanks, Sparky.

Sparky Braginski said...

It's the very least I could do.

Zathract Mist said...

Actually, it would probably be better if you removed the fact that I was going to Thailand just in case my parents see it.

Zathract Mist said...

I'm not actually allowed on here...

Sparky Braginski said...

Ah, I'll remove that now...

Sparky Braginski said...

Better?

Sparky Braginski said...

I need to go.

BYE!!!

Izz said...

*frowns*
why does it say: Skulduggerystraightenedhistie.
That's a missprint!

Zathract Mist said...

Thanks. Bye, Sparky.

Izz said...

*sigh*
*goes back to book*

Zathract Mist said...

I gtg and eat now. Be back in 10.

Nixion Strange said...

okay...

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hae peepz

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Anyone here?

Nixion Strange said...

yes, but we're not happy

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Oh, why not?

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

READ WHAT MIST SAID!!!!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Okay . . . . .

Nixion Strange said...

Mist's grandfather has been diognosed with liver cancer

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

What exactly do you want me to read???

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Oh my gawd.

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

And Mist said he only has one month to live. Sparky has done post for him.

Nixion Strange said...

so have i...

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Oh my gawd

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

You'll be all right. Everyone has their time. This was his. You'll have yours.

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

Any way...

I started writing a story. The prologue is on my blog.

Ebony Law said...

Ok, everyone. Here goes.
I've written part one of a short story I just made off the top of my head. Mmkay? Mist, if you're still on, I'm sorry about before. I was tired, had a headache, and was jumped up on Coke. Now. I hope you like my story. Shucks.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

OOOOOH REALLY? I LOVE READING STORIES THAT MINIONS HAVE BEEN WRITING!





*reads prologue*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hi Val!!!!! Ho's the stroy coming along?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HAVE YOU READ CHAPTER SEVEN, FREAKFAN?

Ebony Law said...

Dylan Silver and Skulduggery Pleasant – The Run-in

Dylan Silver looked over at Valkyrie Cain and Skulduggery Pleasant. It wasn’t the nicest look. To be fair, Dylan had ran at them with a sword thinking they were vampires. And then they got into a vague fight. He walked over to them. He had dark brown hair and bright blue eyes that shone like a spotlight on his face.
“Over in Haggard, there’s a pack of Infected. Dusk is going to give us an issue,” Dylan said.
Valkyrie looked over at him. “Why are you here, Dylan?”
“I need your help. I’m a good fighter and all, but I still need your help.”
Skulduggery looked over at him with his fake face. “We came here because we got a phone call from the Sanctuary saying you wanted us. Don’t waste our time.”
“I know. But you seriously need to help me. These Infected are on the verge of becoming vampires. Wasting time trying to cure them is useless. The Sanctuary doesn’t have the supplies to make that many vaccines. And Kenspeckle doesn’t. The dead man.”
Valkyrie jabbed a finger at him. “We’ve just dealt with Armageddon, again, so go get some Cleavers from the Sanctuary.”
“No. You’ll help me because I need it. If the Infected get loose, they’ll kill innocent people. And you’ll be cleaning up the mess, considering Skulduggery is the only class one detective.”
Skulduggery nodded his head. “We’ll do it,” he said.
Valkyrie turned her head. “What? Why?”
“Dylan here is right. If the infected get loose, they’ll kill people. And lots of them. The least we can do is help him fight these vampires. We’ll get four Cleavers. And, as usual, we’ll probably win. And our advantage, Dusk doesn’t know we know. He doesn’t even know Dylan knows.”
Dylan closed his eyes for a few seconds. “Actually, he knows. I had a... run-in with him. I tried to kill him, he tried to kill me. It’s no biggie, really. Still think it’ll be easy?”
“Not in the slightest,” Skulduggery said. “We’re not going to use Cleavers. Cleavers are not the kind to sit in a car, they’ll want a van. So we’ll call Ghastly, get him. Dylan. Do you have a vechile?”
“Yeah, I have a Jeep. Why?”
“We’ll need it. Dusk would know that you’d come to me. So the Bentley would be attacked. It already has a scratch on it... So, where is Dusk? Where’s his hiding place?”
“The castle that Nefarian Serpine used. That one.”
Skulduggery cocked his head at an angle. “Off we go, now.”
Valkyrie scowled.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hi Dylan!!!!!

Ebony Law said...

Hey, Freakfan. Glad to see you're not annoying anyone... so far.

Ebony Law said...

Zathract? You there?

Ebony Law said...

Guys?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

WOW AWESOME STORY!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Dylan, I liked it, but I think you got Valkyrie's personality wrong. She isn't usually so... irritated.

Ebony Law said...

Oh, shucks.

Nixion Strange said...

Mist is eating

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Yea. You might want to hold on to that 'So far'.




*laughs like a maniac*

Ebony Law said...

It is part one.

Zathract Mist said...

I'm back.

*goes back to hammock and lays there, thoroughly depressed*

*realized more people are here*

Hello whoever else is here now. *says in expressionless voice*
*sighs*

Ebony Law said...

I will, Freakfan...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Have you read my story, Dylan? It's pure awesomeness. And the main character is based off me. Which makes it even more amazing.

Nixion Strange said...

its not exactly long

Ebony Law said...

Zathract, sorry about before. It was stupid, and everything. I was tired, had a headache and was jumped up on Coke.

Nixion Strange said...

Mist... are you sure we can't help?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

I'm really sorry Mist. I found out what happened.

*pats back*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

lol

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

lol

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

HEHEHEHE FIRST COMMENT!!!!!!!!!

Zathract Mist said...

It's fine, Dylan. Honestly I don't care about that anymore. I feel nothing but depression at the moment. That was just a petty fight that I find...irrelevant...

*sighs again*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hahaha no ur not!

Ebony Law said...

I dedicate the page to everyone. :D Except for Helena.

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

Why don't we all just steer clear of death, cancer and Thailand. Lets talk about... unicorns or something...

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

YOUR NOT FIRST DYLAN





*sniffles in corner*

Nixion Strange said...

well, you're all obviously really carring about Mist

Izz said...

*finishes TEOTW+short story*



*laughs*


fishnchups.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You can't dedicate if you don't have first...

Zathract Mist said...

If I say something insulting to anyone, ignore me. I'm drunk on coke which is why I'm expressionless rather than sad.

Ebony Law said...

I'm going to try to cure breast cancer, AIDs and try to create World Peace when I'm older. If that helps...

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and snails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

i think you're just in shock

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

Why don't we all just steer clear of death, cancer and Thailand. Lets talk about... unicorns or something...

Ebony Law said...

Freakfan. You're nice enough to leave the first comment to me. Or we can share it. :) This page is SPECIFICALLY dedicated to you, but other people as well.

Zathract Mist said...

*shrugs*

It's not all bad. It'll give me a chance to catch up on some crying when he;s gone.

Ebony Law said...

Mist, why so sad?

Zathract Mist said...

Read Sparky's post. I don't want to have to explain again...

http://insidesparkybraginskishead.blogspot.com.au/

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Okay, I'll be honest - I have no clue what Mist is upset about. Someone tell me.

Nixion Strange said...

Mist, can i make a post?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

I DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO MIST AND HER FAMILY, DYLAN MY NEW FRIEND (winks) LLAMAS AND SNAILS (of copurse) VALKYRIE CAIN AND IVY ANIMOSITY (awesome story) AND SPARKY AND ECHO AND OTHER SHORT STORIES AND ANY OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE AWEOSOME AND DESERVE TO BE AWESOME! (like all the people on line rite now)

Zathract Mist said...

Read Sparky's post...

Zathract Mist said...

FanFreak, I'm a boy.

Yes, Nix, you can.

*goes back to drinking coke*

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

Read Sparky's latest post on
http://insidesparkybraginskishead.blogspot.com.au/

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*Just read Dylans post*






Oh.

Ebony Law said...

Oh, God, Zathract. I'm so sorry. My grandpa died last August...

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Deepest apologies Mist *blushes*


Anywho . . . .

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I read the post...

Zathract Mist said...

Damn, the coke isn't working.

*sobs*

Nixion Strange said...

http://mistandnixseries.blogspot.com.au/2012/02/my-deepest-condolences.html

i have made a post as well

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

Bye.

Zathract Mist said...

Thanks Nix. You don't have to do this, though.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Damn. I have to go AGAIN. bye dylan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Damn, not a chance to develop our relationship AGAIN





*sighs*

Izz said...

Oh golden god it's hot here.
I'm gonna go.

Auf wiedersehen alle!!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Johanna, FanFreak and Izz

Ebony Law said...

Are you leaving, Nix?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Bye Nix!

Nixion Strange said...

no, why?

Ebony Law said...

Bye, Freakfan.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

cough cough




BYE DYLAN!





Geez.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm watching Napolean Dynamite. "Give me some of your tots!" "NO!"

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hahaha Bye Dyaln.




Geez I say Bye alot




=/

Ebony Law said...

Bye, Freakfan.

Ebony Law said...

"And I wasss like baaby baaby baaby ooh-"

SHUT UP!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

"And I'm gonna kill you, kill you, kill you, oooh if you don't stop singing, singing, singing, oooh..."

Ebony Law said...

Hm. Not the first time...

Ebony Law said...

Mist, are you there?

Ebony Law said...

Is anyone online? Freakfan? Nix? Ivy? Anyone?

Nixion Strange said...

me

and her name is Val, not Ivy

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ivy is here. With a knife. *grins mischievously*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

My name is Val, Ivy, Isabella, Stephanie, and Darquesse.

Zathract Mist said...

I'm here.

But I'm not commenting.

Because the damn coke.

Isn't working.

Nixion Strange said...

i think the best thing is to lie down Mist

Zathract Mist said...

I can't.

I'm listening to Darkness (which isn't actually helping seeing as it's quite sad) and I need to finish...editing this...damned chapter...

Nixion Strange said...

not today...
editing won't help in the slightest

Ebony Law said...

Mist. I'm not going to lie to you. You'll cry so hard it'll sting your eyes. Okay? Enjoy what time you have left with him. You'll go through the sad phase. And then the phase where you kick or punch something. And then the phase when you think you're over it. And then you're actually not. And I'm still not over it. But you'll see your grandpa again, Mist. And you know you will.


A quote by me: Don't cry because it's gone. Smile because it happened.

Nixion Strange said...

editing and commenting will not help
Go and lie down, and if you can, cry
That'll help

Zathract Mist said...

...I won't see him again though. I am not going to Thailand, my mother is. She's already there. And I have no religion, I believe in nothing of that kind.

And I know what it's like to cry like that, Dylan. I won't bore you with the reasons why.

Nixion, I need to.

Nixion Strange said...

if you really think you need to, okay

Ebony Law said...

How do I change my profile picture? It doesn't do anything when I enter the URL and click Save Changes.

Ebony Law said...

Is anyone here? Please tell me there is. Val? Zathract? Nixion?

Ebony Law said...

Please. PLEASE. PLEASE!

Zathract Mist said...

Nixion. I have changed his torture scene.

Nixion Strange said...

click on your name
top right there should be a button that says edit profile

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I am here, I just haven't commented because I haven't had anything to say.

Nixion Strange said...

okay, what is it now?

Ebony Law said...

Zathract, please tell me how to change my profile picture. I found a really good pic of Skulduggery and want it.

Zathract Mist said...

I'll email you soon. I've finished the italic part and now editing the ending of the chapter.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Save the picture to your computer. then, click the browse photos from computer thing and chose the photo. That's the only way it works for me.

Nixion Strange said...

okay
cool

Ebony Law said...

How do I save it to my computer?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Right click on the mouse while scrolling over the picture, then click "save photo as" or something.

Ebony Law said...

It won't work! >:(

Ebony Law said...

I.

Ebony Law said...

To.

Ebony Law said...

Be.

Ebony Law said...

First.

Nixion Strange said...

right click
save photo as
save it
click on name
click on edit profile
scroll down until you find the profile photo
click on the one that says from my computer
find the pic you saved
wait until it loads
you are done

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You.

Can't.

For.

Over.

A.

Hundred.

More.

Comments.

Ebony Law said...

24 comments.

Nixion Strange said...

no, it's every 200, not 100
123 comments

Nixion Strange said...

hello?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sorry - I'm reading...

Zathract Mist said...

Sorry - I'm writing.

Ebony Law said...

Guys, here's part 2 of the story I gave you before. Hope you like it.

Nixion Strange said...

right

Be back in 20

Nixion Strange said...

right

Be back in 20

Ebony Law said...

Dylan Silver and Skulduggery Pleasant – The Run-in
Part 2
Skulduggery looked at the Jeep and kept his eyes hooked on it.
“What,” Valkyrie said.
“I miss the Bentley...” Skulduggery whined.
“It’s okay, Skulduggery. Hold on. We’ll be in it soon.”
Dylan sat behind the wheel and Skulduggery gave a chuckle. “What are you doing,” Skulduggery asked.
“I’m, uh, preparing to drive...” Dylan said slowly.
“No. A fourteen year old boy does not drive me around.”
“First, I’m seventeen. And second, it’s my car.”
“Get in the passenger seat. Now.”
Dylan did what Skulduggery said. Valkyrie got in next to Ghastly, and the Jeep went out of the alley, and roared down the road.

“Be really quiet,” Skulduggery said.
“Aren’t vampire’s ears more attuned because... they’re vampires?”
“Probably. But we can be really sneaky if we try.”
Dylan pushed at the air under him and he thrusted up into the air, and landed in a crouch on the other side. The vampires immediately spotted him. The others jumped over and stared at the bloodthirsty vampires, just in time for their prey.
“Hell,” Skulduggery said.
“Damn it,” Valkyrie said.
Dylan cursed and pulled out his sword from it’s scabbard and the vampires hissed. There were probably about twenty vampires.
“Try me,” Dylan yelled at the vampires. They all ran at the Sorcerers.

Dylan put his sword back and ignited a flame in his hand and threw it as fast as he could, dodging swipes of claws and crouching down to avoid being pounced on. He pulled his sword back out and sliced accross a vampire, and it yelled out seconds before it died. The sorcerers advanced at the vampires, quickly killing them all. They walked into the castle and Dusk turned his head at them. They ran for him and Skulduggery pinned him to the wall.
“Valkyrie. Handcuffs,” Skulduggery grunted.
Valkyrie handed them over and Skulduggery put them on Dusk. Dusk writhed like a large worm and stopped eventually, exhausted. They came to the middle of the yard and Billy-Ray Sanguine came up out of the ground with a white-toothed smile, and he looked at Valkyrie.
“Ello, little lady.”

Zathract Mist said...

Ahaha! Lyra has a pistol!

Zathract Mist said...

Nixion!

"Lyra pounded a fist into his head one last time and Nixion fell to the ground. He rolled quickly and flipped up to see Lyra standing with a pistol in her hand.

"Hell." He said before she opened fire."

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's "lil darlin'", not little lady!

Ebony Law said...

Zathract Mist looked over at Nixion and they both advanced at the horde of zombies, only to find more in their midst. Once they had finished their job with the blood and gore, Geoffrey Scrutinous stood their aiming a gun at them.

Ebony Law said...

Guys? You there?

Ebony Law said...

Guys!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

“Oh I am so going to kill—“ Ivy started but Audacious put his hand over her mouth without thinking. Ivy bit his hand.
“Ow!”
“That had better have hurt.”
“It did!”
“Good. Don’t put your hand over my mouth.”
“Ivy, we came here for a reason and—“
Ivy put her hands over her ears. “I’m not listening till you say you won’t put your hand over my mouth.”
“Fine. I won’t. Happy?”
She grinned. “I’m not listening till you say that I’m amazing.”
Audacious sighed. “Ivy, we don’t have time for this. I need you to focus.” He reached over to take her hands away from her ears but she resisted and started shouting.
“I’m not listening! La la la la la! I’m not listening! Not until you say it! I’m not listening!”
“Ivy!” Audacious said, speaking loudly to be heard over her yelling. “Stop it!”
“I’m not listening!”
Ivy felt the man try to grab her and she whirled around, seeming completely serious, her knife already pressing into his throat.
“If you have something to say to me,” Ivy said, smiling sweetly, “you can just say it now.”

Ebony Law said...

Awesome, Val.

Zathract Mist said...

Read it.

Nixion Strange said...

back

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Thanks. It would make more sense to someone who had read the entire story, though.

(Note: this is my way of saying, "DYLAN, READ MY STORY. IT'S FREAKING AMAZING.)

Nixion Strange said...

why did everyone go silent when i got here?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I was reading.

Ebony Law said...

Dylan Silver looked over at Ivy Animosity. He was perched on a rooftop, watching her. She didn't know, though. But she was expecting Dylan. She walked into the dank alleyway and waited, and Dylan landed in front of her, and Ivy gave a little squeal, and slapped Dylan's shoulder. "Don't do that!"
Dylan gave a little laugh and nodded. And then he took her deeper into the alleyway. "Tanith was spotted in Brisbane. We need to rescue her, Ivy. We need to bring her to Ghastly. And we should probably bring Valkyrie with us."

Ivy looked down at her boots, then looked back into Dylan's bright blue eyes. What if Tanith can't be helped. What if... what if she's a Remnant forever?" Ivy stuttered.
"I don't know, Ivy. But I refuse to let her down. Okay? I'm not going to give up. There's still a Tanith in there. There's a wall between the Remnant and Tanith. The Remnant has the will to let go. We just need to find it."
Ivy nodded slowly.
Dylan nodded his goodbye, and opened his dark red velvet pouch. He pulled out a small glass ball filled with sparkly black dust. Dylan threw it to the ground, and the dust rose into the air, and when it fluttered to the ground, Dylan was gone.

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