Thursday, February 23, 2012

The End Of The World Is Nigh

Just got word- The End Of The World has officially been released.

I thought it wouldn't be available until the 1st of March, World Book Day, but apparently they release their books a week or two early so that people will have them in their hands for the day in question. I think the vouchers can be used in participating shops from tomorrow onwards, but if you don't have a voucher the books themselves are real cheap, so it shouldn't break the bank.

TEOTW isn't the only World Book Day book, of course, so look around, see if anything else takes your fancy.

The A/NZ version of TEOTW will be released tomorrow, I'm told. The only difference between the two versions are the extras at the back. In the A/NZ, there's the short story using characters created by Minions -with-funny-accents right here in this Blog (and don't worry, this story will be collected along with all of the others and released to the world sometime between now and Book Nine).

In the UK and Ireland version of TEOTW, instead of a story, we have some deleted scenes from my first draft of the first Skulduggery book. I figured it might be interesting to give you a peek into what Val's home life would have been like if I hadn't come up with the idea of the reflection. Here's a hint: it'd be completely different. No warmth, or humour, or Melissa rolling her eyes while Desmond does something odd. Have a read, and then see which one you prefer.

Oh, and to all you competition winners who have been sent the signed books, I still have to send you a signed copy of Death Bringer. I've signed them and everything, I just haven't, er, sent them yet.  Ahem. The upside is that now I'll be able to send you signed copies of TEOTW as well- so yay me!

Oh, and as usual, even though TEOTW is only a novelette, keep spoilers to an absolute minimum in the comments section. You may continue to babble now.

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Stephanie Edgley said...

Bye helen!

Eve the ROCK said...

Finished it!

Sparky Braginski said...

Can't I tell you one thing from the short story?

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

I feel sick...

Stephanie Edgley said...

Oh hi zafira.

Sparky Braginski said...

EVE!

How freaking awesome is it!?!?!?

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hi eve!

NO NO NO SPARKY YOU MAY NOT!

Eve the ROCK said...

Did you read it?

Sparky Braginski said...

But it's just something Hayley says...

Derek got her so completely right...

*looks at Star with puppy dog eyes*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Can someone, like,m type up the story about Hayley and email it to me? I HAVE TO READ IT.

Stephanie Edgley said...

00:56. Should really be asleep.

Sparky Braginski said...

Eve, I read it in half an hour.

I got two copies.

I broke a table.

YES I BLOODY WELL READ IT.

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

Yes!

Sparky, just tell us a tiny little... sentence from the book!

Eve the ROCK said...

Does anyone here have the actual book? Not an iBook not an ebook, not a......zbook

Stephanie Edgley said...

Okay, you can say it, but only if you mark it spoiler

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im reading Death Bringer

Sparky Braginski said...

Val, I shall do that after my trombone lesson.

Which is meant to start in four minutes.

I may dissapear.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You mean disappear. You spelled it wrong.

Stephanie Edgley said...

I just remembered . . . I won't read it anyway.

YES YES YES SPARKY TELL US!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

*frowns*
One line

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

bye!

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

bye!

Stephanie Edgley said...

TELL US SPARKY TELL US!

Stephanie Edgley said...

TELL US TELL US TELL US!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm ordering The End of the World in a few minutes...

Sparky Braginski said...

Yay!

SPOILER!!!
"Who are you to give me orders?"
She dropped him and strode forwards. "I'm the one with the axe."
SPOILER!!!

That's all.

Stephanie Edgley said...

1:00 AM.

Nixion Strange said...

HA

Sparky Braginski said...

That was Tane first, and Hayley second.

Zathract Mist said...

I'm not here.

But I thought I should let you know.

I'm starting a new story.

Full of murder.

Bye!

Stephanie Edgley said...

TELL US MORE SPARKY!

YES THAT WAS COOL!

Eve the ROCK said...

Sigh. Well, I'm off to tell my friend Sarah that she's in it. I converted her. She was a devout follower of Harry Potter, and as much as she despises admitting it, I converted her when I lent her the first book. Now she prefers reading it to making contact with the world. I'm awesome. Bye!

Sparky Braginski said...

I can't now.

I'll post the short story on my blog, how about that?

Stephanie Edgley said...

*is tired*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Aw, now I want to read the whole thing.


*runs to otherside of the room, where Mumzy is*

I NEED MY BOOK, WOMAN. I MUST ORDER IT. NOW.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Cool. Thank you sparky.

Bye eve!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No, you can't post it on your blog! That's Derek's story, so technically, it's kind of illegal...

Sparky Braginski said...

*giggles with glee*

No one can deny, I am the happiest girl in the world right now.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Yes but sparky made up one of the characters! And if she says that it's derek's story . . . She could delete it after!

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes, but I am also a minor, which means Hayley is my character, and I can do what I like with her.

Val and Skulduggery are in the story too though...

I'll e-mail it to you Val.

Star, have you written the Ghastly story yet?

Stephanie Edgley said...

1:05 AM

Stephanie Edgley said...

I think so. It isn't that long.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

AND I'M GOING TO DIE BECAUSE I HAVE TO WAIT BEFORE I CAN EVEN OREDER THE END OF THE WORLD RIGHT NOW.

I have to order TWO copies. Because I PROMISED, back in September, I would get one as Amanda's birthday present.

All I can think of right now is the part in the Princess Bride when the guy says "I hate waiting" in a funny voice...

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, if you've finished it, you can e-mail it to me, and when I send the story to Val I can send it to you too.

Nixion Strange said...

hey Val, when was the last time you posted on bringing Skulduggery to the Masses?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*thinks* I think it was when I posted photos of my signed books. Why?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*moans* Nooooooo.... I have to wait for a while before my mom will order it... And she's been saying that for the past two months...

Nixion Strange said...

no reason
It's just been a while

Stephanie Edgley said...

Cool. I have it on an email anyway. As a draft. It's where i write stuff when i have no network.

I've decided. I am finished. It might not be very good though.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmmm what to do.....

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*smacks head into the wall so hard it breaks*

I have to go. Because I have to clean my room. For an hour. And THEN I can order my book.

Goodbye.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Val

Sparky Braginski said...

Cool.

I'm posting a little bit more.

SPOILER!!!

Her grip on the axe was turning her knuckles white, and she had that look in her eye, the look that meant she was barely controlling her anger. "He did say that. And then Valkyrie said no, they hoped they'd be able to do this without the amulet, but that if they couldn't, they'd use the amulet as a last resort."
"A last resort?"
"To save the world."
Tane gave a feeble smile. "See? We've got nothing to worry about. I mean, when was the last time we used a last-resort type weapon?"
"Monday."

SPOILER!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

That took me a f*cking forever to write and Val's gone.

^Great.^

Nixion Strange said...

i liked it...

Sparky Braginski said...

Along with everyone else, so it seems.

Nixion Strange said...

nup, still here
weather you like it or not

Stephanie Edgley said...

Also, sparky, you now know my given name. Please don't use it to control me.

Nixion Strange said...

but your taken name seals you given name

Stephanie Edgley said...

I liked it too. Cool character sparky.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Yes, but . . . Don't go telling everyone my given name. I don't want everybody i know to work out who i am.

Stephanie Edgley said...

1:23 AM.

Stephanie Edgley said...

1:26 AM

Stephanie Edgley said...

Where did everybody go?

Nixion Strange said...

dunno

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hello?

Stephanie Edgley said...

Oh. Hi nix. You're still bere, then.

1:29 AM.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Here not bere^

Nixion Strange said...

yeah, but im writting
So i might be slow to comment

Stephanie Edgley said...

1:31 AM.

I'm tired, now.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Okay nix.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im writing up animal descriptions

Stephanie Edgley said...

*yawns* 1:33 AM . . .

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hi zafira.

Stephanie Edgley said...

1:34 AM . . .

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Star

Stephanie Edgley said...

Why do i keep putting the time, anyway?

Stephanie Edgley said...

Tiredness makes people do strange things . . .

Hey, i just quoted myself.

Stephanie Edgley said...

1:36 AM

Stephanie Edgley said...

1:37 AM . . .

Stephanie Edgley said...

1:38 AM . . . I really am tired now.

Nixion Strange said...

http://mistandnixseries.blogspot.com.au/

read

Stephanie Edgley said...

1:39 AM . . .

Stephanie Edgley said...

Kay nix

I am still waiting, people who come on in the future. I am still checking back occasionally. If you leave a comment, then wait, i will reply. Maybe not immediently, but soon. This guarantee is still valid until i say otherwise.

Zathract Mist said...

Imma back.

Nixion Strange said...

all back at once

Nixion Strange said...

and Mist, i should be done by today, if not early tomorrow

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Be back gonna shower while i feel safe on RP

Eve the ROCK said...

Who has TEOTW as a book?

Nixion Strange said...

no, i don't...
Monday, i will

Eve the ROCK said...

Anyone else?

Eve the ROCK said...

I've read the stories but I want to know what it says about the tour

Nixion Strange said...

don't you have it?

Eve the ROCK said...

I have the iBook

Eve the ROCK said...

It doesn't say anything about a tour in the iBook

Nixion Strange said...

damn

well, i'll tell you on Monday

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hello, eve, johanna, zagira, nix.

Nixion Strange said...

you like Star?

Nixion Strange said...

hang on...

Nixion Strange said...

1st

Nixion Strange said...

1st

Nixion Strange said...

1st

Nixion Strange said...

1st

Nixion Strange said...

1st

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Eve the ROCK said...

I'm not staying, I just wanted to find out about the tour.

Nixion Strange said...
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Nixion Strange said...

sorry, but i had to do that

Zathract Mist said...

Dedication, Nix,

Zathract Mist said...

I'm getting the physical copy on Monday!!!

Zathract Mist said...

...Hello?

Nix? Eve?

Nixion Strange said...

I dedicate this page to

Mist
Eve
Sparky
Val
Gab
Star
Flame
Izz
ummm
[anyone else i forgot]
End of the World
Snezelberries
Banana-berries
Whywolves
Adventure Time
Skulduggery Pleasant
Derek Landy
The tour
and to Nix and Mist

Zathract Mist said...

Yay.

Nixion Strange said...

same
Physical copy on Monday

Nixion Strange said...

almost finished

Zathract Mist said...

Yay! And yay!

Zathract Mist said...

Send it to me when you're done!

Nixion Strange said...

yep

Stephanie Edgley said...

Thanks for partly dedicating it to me nix!

Stephanie Edgley said...

And i'm going now. 2:02 AM. Bye.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Star

Zathract Mist said...

Bye Star.

Nixion Strange said...

hey Mist

Zathract Mist said...

Yeah?

Zathract Mist said...

YAY!

Nixion Strange said...

guess what...

Zathract Mist said...

Did you change anything in it other than the ending?

Nixion Strange said...

i might have
Look over it, and send me the edited version when your done, and I'LL post it.

Nixion Strange said...

hey Johanna

Nixion Strange said...
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Sparky Braginski said...

Damn.

Star, if you read this-

I like your given name. It's very nice.

The story is fantastic. Just... It was touching.

Thank you.

Well, I hope she reads that...

Nixion Strange said...

Johanna?

Zathract Mist said...

I want to post a chapter, I haven't done it yet.

Nixion Strange said...

hey Sparky

Zathract Mist said...

You post two, then I post one, then it starts again. OK?

Zathract Mist said...

Hello, Sparky.

Nixion Strange said...

No, when it come down to it, it's my writting, and i want the final say about what's in and what's not

Zathract Mist said...

Nixion, next time I would appriciate it if you highlighted bits you changed. It would make my job ten times easier.

Zathract Mist said...

Yeah, you DO have the final say, I still want to post it.

Nixion Strange said...

fine, send it to me after you've edited it, and i'll tell you if i want anything changed
Got it?

Nixion Strange said...

then you can post it

Noelle said...

I'm sorry, but I'm absolutely jealous of you funny accented people... In America, like, only three books have been released... And I like to order my books from Ireland, cuz they smell weird and come in parcels. In the US, they come in bubble wrap... Which is equally entertaining, but...

JEALOUSSSSSS.
~ AD (Adrasdos Dark(

Nixion Strange said...

riiiight

Zathract Mist said...

...Uh...?

And will-do Nix.

Nixion Strange said...

you better
*narrows eyes*

Sparky Braginski said...

On laptop now.

Nixion Strange said...

Sparky, i have but two simple questions

Sparky Braginski said...

Yeaaas?

Nixion Strange said...

how long will i be in the colab
am i like tanith or ghastly, a big character, but not a main, or like... someone else?

Nixion Strange said...

a full chapter?

Sparky Braginski said...

Okay, I don't understand the first question.

And no, you are NOT a main. You are included, but you don't come in till the end and that's sort of like the 'we saved the world' party.

Got it?

Nixion Strange said...

damn
Fine
*sulks*

Sparky Braginski said...

What's the first question?

Nixion Strange said...

that was the first question
how big a not-main am i?

Nixion Strange said...

how big a character am i then

Sparky Braginski said...

You say more than three things.

Nixion Strange said...

are they witty and funny?

Sparky Braginski said...

Not exactly, but I haven't even written that bit yet.

I JUST UPDATED MY BLOG TWICE.

Nixion Strange said...

WHEN DOES IT SAY HE'S COMMING!? NO ONE KNOWS!

Sparky Braginski said...

August.

I need to go.

Nixion Strange said...

bye Sparky!

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Nixion Strange said...

b

Zathract Mist said...

YES! YES! YES! YES!

*jumps from hammock, abandons chapter three and starts doing victory dance*

I got the End of the World! I got it! Yes! Yay! And I still am getting the physical copy on Monday! Yay! Yay! YAY!

Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to go and read it.

*jumps back into hammock and begins reading on iPod*

Nixion Strange said...

*glares*
YOU... UH!

Nixion Strange said...

you've been naggin me for the past week to finish, and now i have, you don't edit
you read

Zathract Mist said...

That was before I had EotW though.

"Hi. I'm Valkyrie Cain. My partner here is Skulduggery Pleasant. We just saved your life. The least you can do is not throw up in our car."

Nixion Strange said...

NO
LALALALALA IM NOT LISTENING LALALALALA

Zathract Mist said...

OK, I'm putting it aside now and getting back to editing.

Sparky Braginski said...

Back!

Nixion Strange said...

hel-o-o-o-o Sparky

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello-o-o-o-o-o Nixion?

Zathract Mist said...

SPARKY! I GOT IT!

"Right..I'm going to kill you." xD

Zathract Mist said...

*...

Sparky Braginski said...

IKR!!!

*goes to high-five Zath, then pulls back hand*

Actually, that high-five is reserved for when I get to meet Derek as Sparky.

Instead of last time, where I met him with a friend, who he didn't like.

Nixion Strange said...

just tell me one thing...
which stories does it have?
Don't describe them, just the titles

Nixion Strange said...

you've met him?

Sparky Braginski said...

When he last came to Oz, I got Dark Days signed.

Nixion Strange said...

ah...
*falls over*

Nixion Strange said...

im okay, just give me a sec

Sparky Braginski said...

Okaaay...

Nixion Strange said...

so, what stories does TEOTW have?

Zathract Mist said...

The End of the World and a short story with Haley and Tane in it.

Sparky Braginski said...

Just the one with Hayley and the actual BOOK.

Zathract Mist said...

The End of the World and a short story with Haley and Tane in it.

Nixion Strange said...

oh
i thought it was a book filed with thoses short stories he's put in the UK copies

Nixion Strange said...

but it's an actual book
even better

Zathract Mist said...

Do You Feel That?
Aw, Sh*t...
Oh Wakakaka!
Oh Wakakaka!
Ook Ook
Ook Ook
Ook Ook

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
Will you give in to me?
It seems what's left of my human side is slowly changing in me
Will you give in to me?
Looking at my own reflection when suddenly it changes, violently it changes
And there is no turning back now you've woken up the demon
In me

Get up, come on get down with the sickness, get up come on get down with the sickness, get up come on get down with the sickness, open up your hate and let it flow into me
Get up come on get down with the sickness, you mother get up get down with the sickness you f*cker get up come on get down with the sickness,
Madness is the gift that has been given to me

I can see inside you the sickness is rising,
Don't try to deny what you feel,
Will you give in to me?
It seems that all that was good has died and is decaying in me
Will you give into me?
It seems you're having some trouble in dealing with these changes,
Living with these changes,
Now the world is a scary place now that you've woken up the demon in me

Get up, come on get down with the sickness, get up come on get down with the sickness, get up come on get down with the sickness, open up your hate and let it flow into me

Get up come on get down with the sickness, you mother get up get down with the sickness you f*cker get up come on get down with the sickness,
Madness is the gift that has been given to me

And when I dream...
And when I dream...
And when I dream...
And when I dream!
No mommy, don't do it again! Don't do it again! I'll be a good boy! I'll be a good boy! I promise! No mommy don't hit me- Yah-Ow! Why d'you have to hit me like that mommy? Don't do it, you're hurting me- Yah-Ow!
Why d'you have to be such a b*itch why don't you just f*ck up and die? Why don't you just f*ck up and die? why don't you just leave here and die?!
Never stick your hand in face face again, b*tch, F*CK YOU! I don't need this sh*t, you stupid statistic abusing f*cking whore!
How'd you like to see how it feels, mommy? Here it comes get read to DIE!

Oh wakakaka!

Get up come on get down with the sickness, you mother get up get down with the sickness you f*cker get up come on get down with the sickness,
Madness is the gift that has been given to me

Zathract Mist said...

Had to, sorry.

Zathract Mist said...

DWtS is so awesome, it makes me tempted.

Nixion Strange said...

(slowly getting
faster)

Adventure time,
C'mon, grab your friends,
We'll go to very distant Lands
With Jake the Dog,
And Finn the Human,
The Adventures'll never end,
It's Adventure Time!

Lavender Hope said...

Hi people!!! it's been, what? a few hours?, since i last posted a comment so that's why i'm typing again. in the last few hours i didn't type, there's been a ton of comments. so, i've been real busy and couldn't type earlier when i wanted to. anyway, i'm still busy, so just a hi, bye sort of thing now. just don't want to be forgotten since i'm new and u guys might soon forget me if i don't comment at least once a day. :P guess i'm being a bit paranoid about that :P sorry... well, gtg now. bye!

Zathract Mist said...

Nix, they're going to the Temple now.

Nixion Strange said...

alright...

Lavender Hope said...

sorry, i'm not insane, i'm just weird... :P yeah... bye now...

Nixion Strange said...

we're all weird

Izz said...

BOOK 7 COMES OUT IN AUGUST!

Nixion Strange said...

WHAT?
SAYS WHO?

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