The long lost half-unicorn brother of Skulduggery. Where are crazy fanfiction authors to expand an idea when you need them? The pictures made me laugh XD And I'm still looking for an old woman to say 'Ni' to so that she'll give me a shrubbery for you, Derek.
haha! i love the 1st one!! I really love skulduggery pleasant! i've read all the books and draw like a million pictures of skulduggery characters (i love art too!)
Awwwww, that Puffin looks exactly like me stuffed Puffin. He's called Peter.
Hey Derek! I would like to suggest you awesome places to go to for your next Germany tour (hehehe, yeah, I know). Acceptable locations are: Hamburg, Lübeck, Bad Schwartau. Never heard of the last two? Well, they're not that famous abroad. But they're close to me home. Also Bad Schwartau has a veeeeeeeery nice school called the "Leibniz-Gymnasium" where you could have a book signing. *cough*meoldschool*cough*
But I guess you won't do that anyway. I guess Hamburg would also be fine to me. Then see ye next year. I'll be the one with the screwed knee. ;)
Oh Derek! Have you SEEN that tv show Sherlock? It's so super duper epiclly awesome!!!!! I can't wait for the second series! Have you guys in the UK seen it already or did you see it the same time we aussies did?
About the post below... I notice that Americans are excluded... AGAIN. But its all a mistake, right? You're sending all your Ameriminions free copies of The End of the World? (Or at least letting us have a way of getting them?) And I STILL don't have Death Bringer :(
Also, I never got to formally thank you. You see, 2 months ago I had the amazing oppertunity to spend a day with Becky. You're the reason we're so close, like sisters, despite the insane distance between Oregon, USA and England. If I could give you a hug right now I would. So thank you, thank you THANK YOU! I would elaborate some more but Becky is currently writing you a letter about the entire day we spent together. :)
Also, I had a little fan girl moment while in london when I saw an entire window display in Waterstones dedicated to Death Bringer. Cuz ya know, we dont have any thing like that in America... yet. C:
Thanks Random Comments. Damn you UK people who get to see all your shows five months before we do!! (yes I've been researching and counting) All your awesome shows take to long to be seen on our southern TVs. Thank the big cloud dude for the internet ;P
Have you ever played that game where you have to pick out of three people/characters which to marry, which one to go on a year long cruise with and which one to have a one night stand with?
My friends..........
They left me with no choice! Scapegrace was the only one remotely human! Now they wont let it go!!! (my life is over) *sigh*
*And I'm writing a book report on SKP 6-- we have to write at least 5 journal entries from the point of view of a character. I chose the more logical and obvious option of Valkyrie, and I hope I'm doing you justice. I'll be sure to send you the finished product at some point in time... It'd be my first letter to you, as well, so that's an added bonus... XD
I love that star wars one. But I don't get the game of thrones one. is it because you feel like you need to take a Xanax after reading ever chapter? eesh!
Gosh dang it, are you sure ameriminions cant... I know! I'll send my entry to my Austrailian friends, then they can enter for me and I will win! Yes! Well, maybe not cuz I havent talked to them in forever... sigh. I'll just... go and do.... christmas shopping... or something.... :(
Ah well! I was thrilled to see my name on the blog even though you werent specifically talking to me, still, I can pretend! :D
There's someone who goes to my school who just moved here from Australia! He has an accent and everything! So that totally counts, right? Yeah, it does.
OH hey Derek? Yeah becuse this is the 46th post, and its like... three in the mornin' over there, well there's a freakishly large chance that you're gonna c this, right? Right. Yah. My question is: where the HELL do you get all the names for the people in your book from? I see like ghastly, or melancholy in my spelling book at school, and i'm like "I WANTED TO PICK THAT NAME." but ive seeen that you have used ythology, alright... and when tenebrae as one of your lating vocab. words I screamed, scaring everyone in the room but.... Is your secret.... Dictionary.com?
Yeah... And in your honor (don't worry.. I don't know how it would be, but ill find something) when i get a new baby cat, I'm naming him NIGEL. IN YOUR HONOR.
So I'm 100% confused as to what just happened in the comments. Oh well. Such is the natural order of life.
Also, Sherlock is a marvelous show! I am eagerly awaiting it's return!
...And when the End of the World is nigh, I shall send a small-ish flock of jubilant bees to retrieve a copy for me. They shall transcend all known laws of physics to bring me this books, as African swallows will sometimes transcend all known laws of physics to carry coconuts to the King of the Brits.
now that I (hopefully) have your attention, do you remember when you were doing a book signing in Sheffield? Do you remember two girls who couldn't think of ANYTHING to say, and you asked us to think of something? Then, (to our eternal embarrassment) we asked what your favorite animal was? (nobody's going to let us forget that now) THAT WAS ME!!!! and my friend, obviously. just thought that you might see this on the offchance you read it. but if you don't, oh well. I may repost this if I ever get close to the top like I did yesterday.
Oh, and I saw that some people were chatting about Sherlock a little up the page. Sherlock is the world's most awesome TV show, and we in the UK saw it first, so hands off!!! Just joking, it's so great that EVERYONE should get to watch it.
Hey, Derek! When are you coming to NZ? It's an awsome place. A good place for views is the Hermatige Hotel in the south islandat Mt. Cook, so if you ever come here some time in the next three months...
Sherlock Holmes - Played the game for the games own sake. Marvellous, the pictures rock put them on facebook Derek, hope you don't mind. SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT IS AWESOME!
Mar-Chu: Well, yeah, I suppose so. But since when have the minions of the Golden God, the Munchkin Army, the Ninja Leprechauns, the "Lunatics and Weirdos" ever actually listened to what he tells us to do? You only need to look at the beginning posts of this blog to see THAT. And the other post has loads of people posting their stuff on it, so people are more likely to comment on it there.
They're super easy to break Izz. I've placed a hammer on the sill for your convenience. Oh, and I have a spare key hidden in the pot of the plant to make things easier. Do you want my address too?
This is by far the strangest conversation I've had on this blog. And this is coming from a person who partook in a half-hour arguement over the plural of 'platypus'.
I found some help for Sparky! (and yourself) If you are being stalked!
Sneeze on the person stalking you. No one likes being sneezed on (although the person in question may just attempt to extract your sneeze juice and use it to clone you).
Walk around a small group of trees 14 times, wait and see what they do. It won't help you, but it's fun.
If you are a male, constantly walk into the ladies room and come out with lipstick and a wig on, same with females, and the men’s room.
Get on crowded busses, and wear big glasses. Then film yourself.
Carry around a video camera and film everything you see. Shove the camera into your stalker's face and ask what their favorite color is.
Start stalking your stalker
Invite the stalker to your house, knock them out, tie them up and throw them outside. They usually get the idea.
Start your own web cam channel and vid yourself 24/7 to boost your stalking fan club.
Leave. Now.
Adopt a rabbit (they're cute and fuzzy! It might just throw your stalker off)
Buy a machine gun and shoot anything behind you. (If it doesn't kill them, it will give them a subtle hint to move off and stalk some other poor person).
Run, its fun and it will tire them out.
Act like you're cool then fall off your chair
Do a glasses trick
Do a croaking sound
Say, "I know you're stalking me and I LIKE it!"
Terminate them with a spoon
Laugh like a maniac: the stalker will be creeped out, and will not bother you for a week or so. Usually.
Streak. Just streak.
Look at him like you're going to murder their kids only to realize they don't have kids at all.
Die
Buy them a pint
Steal their time machine, go forward to the year 2798. Then go back to the year 1456. After that return to the year 2011.5, by this time you will have found an age changing machine. Change your age to 7 and go back to school. Once you are there, punch a teacher in the face, run across your school field, climb a fence, blow a horn (preferably NOT what you're thinking this means), jump off the fence, dig a hole, bury the horn, jump up and down on the spot, then call your stalker's phone and make them find you. Or call the nearest police officer. Ask them how the fuck you got a horn when you were on top of a fence. Useless, but fun.
Don't say a word to them and avoid eye contact all the time no matter what for the rest of your life
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ReplyDeletehey Derek, i was wondering who your preferences were for the movie?
ReplyDeleteMe too Rebella! My sister's hoping there's open auditions so she can try out for it. :) Loving the pics! They made me LOL!
ReplyDeleteSpam in here :D ok, but honestly: "Skulduggery's long lost brother. Who is also half-unicorn"
ReplyDeletex'D Love this idea
The long lost half-unicorn brother of Skulduggery. Where are crazy fanfiction authors to expand an idea when you need them?
ReplyDeleteThe pictures made me laugh XD
And I'm still looking for an old woman to say 'Ni' to so that she'll give me a shrubbery for you, Derek.
Those pics are so hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm so using the half unicorn long lost brother of Skulduggery that can use Elemental and Adept magic in a story somewhere.
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ReplyDelete*cough*
Octa - god yeah.
funny llooooll
ReplyDeletehaha! i love the 1st one!! I really love skulduggery pleasant! i've read all the books and draw like a million pictures of skulduggery characters (i love art too!)
ReplyDeleteIm form Ireland too! :) Ireland rocks <3
ReplyDeleteOooooooo another competition :D
ReplyDeleteGood Luck all Australiminion and new zealiminions!
Btw Ever day I'M pufflin. ;D
Awwwww, that Puffin looks exactly like me stuffed Puffin. He's called Peter.
ReplyDeleteHey Derek! I would like to suggest you awesome places to go to for your next Germany tour (hehehe, yeah, I know). Acceptable locations are: Hamburg, Lübeck, Bad Schwartau.
Never heard of the last two? Well, they're not that famous abroad. But they're close to me home. Also Bad Schwartau has a veeeeeeeery nice school called the "Leibniz-Gymnasium" where you could have a book signing. *cough*meoldschool*cough*
But I guess you won't do that anyway. I guess Hamburg would also be fine to me. Then see ye next year. I'll be the one with the screwed knee. ;)
I like the pics! Really funny!
ReplyDeletehi peeps
ReplyDeletehi chloe
ReplyDeleteim gonna be on the newest post
ReplyDeleteI'm not regretting this post
ReplyDeletetry out my forum-and why cant we irish skullduggery fans have a create-a-character competition
http://s11.zetaboards.com/The_Santuary/index/
as I said in previous post....
ReplyDeletewell done on the use of Monty Python quotes
*patonback*
I'll have you know that you now have single ladies in my head.
ReplyDeleteI hope your happy
erry day I'm puffilin' imma start saying that LOL
ReplyDeletePFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT
ReplyDeletePUFFINS
Derek, those truly were amusing pictures. So very, very funny.
Also, I promise to leave you more comments because I've been neglecting the blog, and I don't like that. Not one bit. I LOVE this blog.
I've never actually been this high up in the comments...
ReplyDeleteI feel special!!!
:)
Oh Derek!
ReplyDeleteHave you SEEN that tv show Sherlock?
It's so super duper epiclly awesome!!!!!
I can't wait for the second series! Have you guys in the UK seen it already or did you see it the same time we aussies did?
I must agree with IzzFizz. Sherlock is great.
ReplyDeleteAbout the post below... I notice that Americans are excluded... AGAIN. But its all a mistake, right? You're sending all your Ameriminions free copies of The End of the World? (Or at least letting us have a way of getting them?)
And I STILL don't have Death Bringer :(
Sherlock comes from the UK. It was aired in July 2010.
ReplyDeletehello?
ReplyDeleteHaha, the first one is genius! Though,when I think of puffins I think of fancy looking penguins. Eh, maybe it's just me.
ReplyDelete(>^.^)>Kimber<(^.^<)
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!
ReplyDeleteDEREK! YOU MADE MY DAY!!!!!! I'm so putting that Puffin as my background.
OH! DEREK!!!! I HAVE A QUESTION!
There does seem to be a lot of confusion of late on Valkyries hair color. Is her hair black? or is it Dark Brown?
Also, I never got to formally thank you. You see, 2 months ago I had the amazing oppertunity to spend a day with Becky. You're the reason we're so close, like sisters, despite the insane distance between Oregon, USA and England. If I could give you a hug right now I would. So thank you, thank you THANK YOU! I would elaborate some more but Becky is currently writing you a letter about the entire day we spent together. :)
ReplyDeleteAlso, I had a little fan girl moment while in london when I saw an entire window display in Waterstones dedicated to Death Bringer. Cuz ya know, we dont have any thing like that in America... yet. C:
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ReplyDelete^ check it out~
DEREK YOU ROCK.
that is all.
plus, i really really love alice and darquesse! <3
my hair is now dyed black w/ red streaks in honor of darquesse <3
HAHAHA. I IS RANDOM.
C:
Alice Rose x
Thanks Random Comments.
ReplyDeleteDamn you UK people who get to see all your shows five months before we do!!
(yes I've been researching and counting)
All your awesome shows take to long to be seen on our southern TVs.
Thank the big cloud dude for the internet ;P
Have you ever played that game where you have to pick out of three people/characters which to marry, which one to go on a year long cruise with and which one to have a one night stand with?
ReplyDeleteMy friends..........
They left me with no choice! Scapegrace was the only one remotely human!
Now they wont let it go!!!
(my life is over) *sigh*
THANK YOU FOR THE GAME OF THRONES PICTURE! DEREK YOU ARE AWESOME!!!! <3 I'd post more, but school calls XP
ReplyDelete*And I'm writing a book report on SKP 6-- we have to write at least 5 journal entries from the point of view of a character. I chose the more logical and obvious option of Valkyrie, and I hope I'm doing you justice. I'll be sure to send you the finished product at some point in time... It'd be my first letter to you, as well, so that's an added bonus... XD
ReplyDeleteI love that star wars one. But I don't get the game of thrones one. is it because you feel like you need to take a Xanax after reading ever chapter? eesh!
ReplyDeletePUFFIN
ReplyDeleteGot to love star wars though, watching all six through next Monday. 13 hours of jedi!
It's 5:30am on a Saturday morning. Should I get up and use my laptop to do this? Or wait till 6...
ReplyDeleteGame of Thrones <3 Emilia Clarke is simply beautifully.
ReplyDeleteI now have as my gmail chat status and pic "Erry day I'm Pufflin'"
ReplyDeleteEpicness.
<3 Golden God, please comment here... it would be fun to bypass everyone in the recent comments.
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Gosh dang it, are you sure ameriminions cant... I know! I'll send my entry to my Austrailian friends, then they can enter for me and I will win! Yes! Well, maybe not cuz I havent talked to them in forever... sigh. I'll just... go and do.... christmas shopping... or something.... :(
ReplyDeleteAh well! I was thrilled to see my name on the blog even though you werent specifically talking to me, still, I can pretend! :D
There's someone who goes to my school who just moved here from Australia! He has an accent and everything! So that totally counts, right? Yeah, it does.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha I love the Anarchy one. :D
ReplyDeleteAnd the droid one. I'm not a huge star wars fan but thats my favorite part of the series.
ReplyDeleteSNAP! 45th person!!!! my mom posted that star wars one, also! Snap
ReplyDeleteOH hey Derek? Yeah becuse this is the 46th post, and its like... three in the mornin' over there, well there's a freakishly large chance that you're gonna c this, right? Right. Yah. My question is: where the HELL do you get all the names for the people in your book from? I see like ghastly, or melancholy in my spelling book at school, and i'm like "I WANTED TO PICK THAT NAME."
ReplyDeletebut ive seeen that you have used ythology, alright... and when tenebrae as one of your lating vocab. words I screamed, scaring everyone in the room but....
Is your secret.... Dictionary.com?
Yeah... And in your honor (don't worry.. I don't know how it would be, but ill find something) when i get a new baby cat, I'm naming him NIGEL. IN YOUR HONOR.
ReplyDeleteSo I'm 100% confused as to what just happened in the comments. Oh well. Such is the natural order of life.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Sherlock is a marvelous show! I am eagerly awaiting it's return!
...And when the End of the World is nigh, I shall send a small-ish flock of jubilant bees to retrieve a copy for me. They shall transcend all known laws of physics to bring me this books, as African swallows will sometimes transcend all known laws of physics to carry coconuts to the King of the Brits.
Hi
ReplyDeleteMy story is cool.......
How does this work?..............
How do I get a photo?
ReplyDeleteEasy?
HEY, DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletenow that I (hopefully) have your attention, do you remember when you were doing a book signing in Sheffield?
Do you remember two girls who couldn't think of ANYTHING to say, and you asked us to think of something?
Then, (to our eternal embarrassment) we asked what your favorite animal was? (nobody's going to let us forget that now)
THAT WAS ME!!!!
and my friend, obviously.
just thought that you might see this on the offchance you read it. but if you don't, oh well.
I may repost this if I ever get close to the top like I did yesterday.
Oh, and I saw that some people were chatting about Sherlock a little up the page.
ReplyDeleteSherlock is the world's most awesome TV show, and we in the UK saw it first, so hands off!!!
Just joking, it's so great that EVERYONE should get to watch it.
my sister reading that book apparently its a bit graphic in description in some parts in the later books but those are hilarious
ReplyDeleteHey, Derek! When are you coming to NZ? It's an awsome place. A good place for views is the Hermatige Hotel in the south islandat Mt. Cook, so if you ever come here some time in the next three months...
ReplyDeleteanybody else here?
ReplyDeleteno?
ReplyDeleteno?
ReplyDeleteThe Game of Thrones cover. Just... the Game of Thrones cover. 8|
ReplyDeleteThough as the friend of many Art students, I do believe that second pic is bliddy awesome. ^^
Seems to be an almighty amount of spam going on nextdoor...
... Game of THRONES. D:
Wow people really need to comment here...
ReplyDeleteEveryone say something random!!!
ReplyDeleteSherlock Holmes - Played the game for the games own sake.
ReplyDeleteMarvellous, the pictures rock put them on facebook Derek, hope you don't mind.
SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT IS AWESOME!
JEFF LIKES MONSTER MUNCH!!!!
ReplyDeletesorry, but you said to say something random.
RIP sherlock holmes - or is it?
hi
ReplyDeleteHey, check out my youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/mrpurplepanda9?blend=1&ob=video-mustangbase
ReplyDeleteYep that's random alright Sienna!
ReplyDeleteor isn't it?
Oh, believe me, it is. >:D
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing more random than Jeff is.
And he doesn't actually like monster munch!
Love the stormtropper one :)
ReplyDeleteSo funny
ReplyDeleteI loved the one with the statues
"If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it..." LOL
*has come to the usual chatter*
ReplyDeleteThe usual chatting's supposed to be here...but it's all on the other post.
Huh?
Mar-Chu:
ReplyDeleteWell, yeah, I suppose so. But since when have the minions of the Golden God, the Munchkin Army, the Ninja Leprechauns, the "Lunatics and Weirdos" ever actually listened to what he tells us to do? You only need to look at the beginning posts of this blog to see THAT.
And the other post has loads of people posting their stuff on it, so people are more likely to comment on it there.
Ha, still love that puffin picture.
ReplyDeleteHa brilliant max blog LOL
ReplyDeleteHello Robin. *makes a courtly and respectable bow*
ReplyDelete*glances at Phoenix*
*makes insulting gesture*
Oh dear, *curtseys and laughs*
ReplyDelete*slaps iz*
ReplyDeletei broke the blog,,
someone had to do it..
I like how this one says Usual Chatter Here.
ReplyDeleteBut no one has filled the first page.
Indeed Phoenix
ReplyDeleteI refuse to stay here, because I want to be there when Derek posts next... BYE!
ReplyDeletethe irony Izz
ReplyDelete*full on punches Phoenix*
ReplyDelete*laughs with Robin*
bye Val
ReplyDelete*stop hitting eachother, folds arms*
stop hitting eachother *folds arms*
ReplyDeletebetter..
ReplyDeleteizz go away
ReplyDelete*walks to other side of room,*
ReplyDelete*leans against wall*
*folds own arms and glares from across the room*
robin unless i can get my internet to work on my ipod im gonna hav to go
ReplyDeleteso val leaves and then everyone has a probelm with me?
ReplyDeleteOkay Phoenix I've gotta go soon anyway it's twenty to one (late night, early morning)
ReplyDeleteunless i dont comment again bye
ReplyDelete*continues to glare*
ReplyDeleteI don't have a problem with you
ReplyDelete*kisses robin* good night
ReplyDeleteBye..
ReplyDelete*giggles*
ReplyDelete*mouths at Phoenix*
ReplyDeleteI do
What's that Izz?
ReplyDeleteI never realised how much patience I don't have... DEREK I SWEAR YOU HAD BETTER POST SOMETHING OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!!!
ReplyDelete*sigh*
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling moody today.....
I was supposed to be going to melbourne today.
Will that go in the Nye and kitten smoothie I wonder val?
ReplyDeleteThe grinch haha
ReplyDeletePlease don't bring that up Izz..
ReplyDelete*laughs evilly*
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3eVzStZAjQ&feature=related
ReplyDeleteThe grinch ^
Thanks
Thanks a bunch Izz
ReplyDelete*sings*
ReplyDeleteI live in the middle of a combat zone!
Mhmm well imma go before the smoothie thing comes back around.
ReplyDeleteIs Val even here?
ReplyDelete*continues singing*
ReplyDeleteK-I-A in the, suuuuper--maaarket!
*song changes*
ReplyDeleteDon't sit down!!!
Okay, I'm going, bye Izz!
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwww.
ReplyDeleteBye Robin *hugs*
*hugs*
ReplyDelete*continues to sing*
ReplyDeleteI wonder where Sparky is....
ReplyDelete*looks up stalking techniques*
ReplyDeleteSo bored...
ReplyDelete*reads artical on the Uncyclopedia*
ReplyDelete*hits self over the head with rusty wooden spoon*
*sigh*
ReplyDeleteStill insane....
*continues reading*
*finds useful info*
ReplyDeleteThe seven rules of stalking:
1. Take a DEEEP breath before, during and after stalking
2. Do not get caught
3. Do not get caught
4. Do not get caught
5. Do not get caught
6. Do not get caught
7. Do not get caught
That's some foolproof advice.
ReplyDelete*sigh*
ReplyDelete*takes a deep breath*
*Starts trying to stalk Sparky*
Oh! look someone's on!!
ReplyDeleteHi Kim!
yo.
ReplyDeleteWould you throw a water bottle at me if you caught me stalking you?
ReplyDeleteWater bottle, hammer, whatever I have closest to me.
ReplyDeleteDo you know any self-defense techniques?
ReplyDeleteAw...
ReplyDeleteI missed the blog breaking.
Hello?
ReplyDeleteI wish I did. The only technique I know is to run as fast as you can away from the bad guy. :/
ReplyDeleteAnd hey Sparky.
SPARKY!
ReplyDeleteI have some questions...
16. Where do you live?
17. Do you keep a spare key in case you're locked out in the area around the door?
18. If so, where?
19. Why won't you give me a spare key?
20. Where in the house is your bedroom located?
21. How many people live with you?
22. Do you have a guard dog or any other form of security system?
23. Do you think bunnies or guinea pigs are cuter?
Why start with number 16?
ReplyDeleteOk. Good kim. very good.
ReplyDeletebecause there are 82 questions....
ReplyDeleteAre you a fast runner Kim?
16. Not your business,
ReplyDelete17. I do.
18. Not telling.
19. Why do you think?
20. Upstairs.
21. One.
22. No.
23. Bunnies.
Not as fast as some of my friends but fast enough I guess...wait a minute. Where is this going exactly?
ReplyDeleteHmmmm.
ReplyDeleteAre your windows reinforced or easy to break?
BOO!
ReplyDeleteHAHA, you'd thought you'd gotten rid of me... I am actually going though bye
...
ReplyDeleteI just read the previous comments...
*glances at Izz*
Okay, seriously, ask me more questions and I will unbleep my swearing at you.
She asked another question.
ReplyDeleteLast chance.
ReplyDeleteThey're super easy to break Izz. I've placed a hammer on the sill for your convenience. Oh, and I have a spare key hidden in the pot of the plant to make things easier.
ReplyDeleteDo you want my address too?
Don't worry kim. Just answer the questions.
ReplyDelete61. What subjects do you take at school and when are then on during the day?
62. What school do you go to?
63. Who do you sit next to?
64. Do you think they could outrun my car?
65. Do you think they could survive a car "accident"?
Izz, you are an odd one, night guys
ReplyDeleteAlso:
ReplyDelete34. Do you like flowers in the mail?
35. Do you like chocolate in the mail?
36. Do you like dead puppies in the mail?
*grabs Izz's throat*
ReplyDeleteYou blew it you little fuck.
I WAS NOT KIDDING.
ReplyDelete61. English, Religion, Math, Literature, the works. It's the same schedule every day.
ReplyDelete62. 'St. Not Your Concern'
63. A wimp and a fatty. (not lying there)
64. No
65. No
Thanks Kim!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry I'll get the address. Last question:
Calm blue skies or my dark dank basement where no one can hear you scream?
And thankyou robin, i take that as a compliment.
Awwwwww, come on Sparky! I'm a ghost. you could grab me if you tried!
ReplyDeleteNOT!
ReplyDeleteNo.
ReplyDeleteIzz I no longer want anything to do with you.
I am going to precede lie she isn't here.
Yola Kim! How are you?
But it you wish to do battle, Ninja Izz would be happy to ablige.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that definitely is a tough one.
ReplyDeleteSkies vs. Basement
Let me think about that while I leave my front door wide open and put a gun next to the chair I'm going to cuff myself to.
I am not enjoying this conversation at all...
ReplyDeleteI'll be here when hints get normal.
You relise that's a cap gun that came with those plastic handcuffs Kim?
ReplyDelete*things
ReplyDeleteSlightly unsettled, Sparky, but pretty good over all.
ReplyDeleteI'm on my way Kim!
ReplyDeleteIzz
ReplyDeleteis
a
creepo.
*hides Kim*
ReplyDeleteStupid mistake dude.
I'm eating baked beans with a melon baller!
ReplyDelete*trying to make sense of anything*
ReplyDeleteStupid world.
This is by far the strangest conversation I've had on this blog.
ReplyDeleteAnd this is coming from a person who partook in a half-hour arguement over the plural of 'platypus'.
That may well be true, but my conversations with Val V get pretty strange.
ReplyDeleteLike the time I tried to pronounce her name. (Which I got right)
Or this:
Join our picnic Ms Pleasant?
I don't think she's figured it out yet... Ms Pleasant, I ask you once again to come and join our picnic.
Fine. China *cough AMANDA cough* Pleasant please join our picnic.
Ms Pleasant? Your comment was published? That's good.
Yes MRS CHINA PLEASANT.
You are crazy MRS CHINA PLEASANT WHO LOVES AND IS MARRIED TO SKULDUGGERY.
Snozcombers and Dipperonies. Lame, boring and dull. *yawns* I expected more from you China Pleasant.
That one was pretty eldritch...
I read that. It was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteIt was pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteYeah i had trouble understanding that so I just ignored it
ReplyDeleteOh!
ReplyDeleteBRC
BRC
ReplyDeleteWasn't that Bacon Rice Crisps or something?
Bacon Rice Chips
ReplyDeleteClose enough.
ReplyDeleteBCB
ReplyDeleteBurnt Chrunchy Bits
...right
ReplyDelete*sigh*
ReplyDeleteThe conversation has ceased yto be interesting.
btw Platypuses
Oh boy, don't let Sparky see that.
ReplyDeleteWhere is she anyway? I was supposed to be stalking her.
ReplyDeleteAnd I've checked BOTH my dictionaries. It's platypuses
ReplyDeleteThat settles that.
ReplyDeleteAnd maybe Sparky's moved to another country to avoid your stalking.
*cries*
ReplyDeleteI hope not.
ReplyDelete*suddenly gets angry*
ReplyDeleteSPAAAAAARRRRKY!!!!
YOU MOVE AND I WILL ONLY TRACK YOU DOWN!!
ReplyDeleteOr she could be getting ready for your possible visit.
ReplyDeletemaybe
ReplyDeleteWhy so into stalking? Did you happen to be around when Val V was stalking Derek for a time?
ReplyDeleteI found some help for Sparky! (and yourself)
ReplyDeleteIf you are being stalked!
Sneeze on the person stalking you. No one likes being sneezed on (although the person in question may just attempt to extract your sneeze juice and use it to clone you).
Walk around a small group of trees 14 times, wait and see what they do. It won't help you, but it's fun.
If you are a male, constantly walk into the ladies room and come out with lipstick and a wig on, same with females, and the men’s room.
Get on crowded busses, and wear big glasses. Then film yourself.
Carry around a video camera and film everything you see. Shove the camera into your stalker's face and ask what their favorite color is.
Start stalking your stalker
Invite the stalker to your house, knock them out, tie them up and throw them outside. They usually get the idea.
Start your own web cam channel and vid yourself 24/7 to boost your stalking fan club.
Leave. Now.
Adopt a rabbit (they're cute and fuzzy! It might just throw your stalker off)
Buy a machine gun and shoot anything behind you. (If it doesn't kill them, it will give them a subtle hint to move off and stalk some other poor person).
Run, its fun and it will tire them out.
Act like you're cool then fall off your chair
Do a glasses trick
Do a croaking sound
Say, "I know you're stalking me and I LIKE it!"
Terminate them with a spoon
Laugh like a maniac: the stalker will be creeped
out, and will not bother you for a week or so. Usually.
Streak. Just streak.
Look at him like you're going to murder their kids only to realize they don't have kids at all.
Die
Buy them a pint
Steal their time machine, go forward to the year 2798. Then go back to the year 1456. After that return to the year 2011.5, by this time you will have found an age changing machine. Change your age to 7 and go back to school. Once you are there, punch a teacher in the face, run across your school field, climb a fence, blow a horn (preferably NOT what you're thinking this means), jump off the fence, dig a hole, bury the horn, jump up and down on the spot, then call your stalker's phone and make them find you. Or call the nearest police officer. Ask them how the fuck you got a horn when you were on top of a fence. Useless, but fun.
Don't say a word to them and avoid eye contact all the time no matter what for the rest of your life
*jumps on Izz and strangles her*
ReplyDeleteSTALK ME AND DIE.
*reads back a few comments*
ReplyDeleteoh yeah!
I was bored because everyone left so I looked up stalking techniques.
I can imagine Val stalking Derek........ poor Derek
Once again, that sure is foolproof advice. :/
ReplyDeleteThere you are Sparky! You're like a ninja, you're there but can't be seen.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that wasn't on the list Sparky.
ReplyDeleteNinjas and vampires are suspiciously similar...
ReplyDeleteI am a ninja. One with a f**king big sword.
ReplyDelete*holds the sword to Izz's neck*
I'm not f**king kidding.
You sure about that Sparky?
ReplyDeleteYou know. If you're interested. All my information came from here:
ReplyDeletehttp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Stalker
DEREK LOOK AT THIS!!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2011/12/something-for-derek-landy.html
Dear god.
ReplyDeleteYou know there's a knife in my hand and my hand is behind your back?
ReplyDelete*presses tip of knife into Sparky's skin so she knows it's there*
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2011/12/something-for-derek-landy.html
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Grahaha yes.
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